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# WAAAAA
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# lol giant pussy
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# lol tiny bath, taps and skirting boards!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# lol gleaming bath knob
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I'd love to meet the tiny craftsman who makes these wonders
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# lol tiny tools
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hot pussy
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# That made me pfffttt!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# nice expression in the eyes there
:)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ........
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *KILL IT WITH HAMMERS*
/ac
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Not before I'm finished with it.
*sexes*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# That. Is. Horrid.
(but very funny)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# It's...
...The Gronk!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Hahah! :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# A bit more disturbing than I had originally intended


Probably NSFW hence the linky.

I took Gary Glitter, and put a foreskin on his head. I have learned 2 things while doing this:

1. Don't put a foreskin on Gary Glitter's head
2. www.foreskin.org has 33 images of foreskins
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Thankfully
your linky points to the same image as this one.

*Edit* I saw that ninja.

*Shudders*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ha!
I noticed that after I posted it... now it doesn't
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# 33?








in a row?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I know a Jewish surgeon
he makes £55000 a year . . . . plus tips


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Oh dear God
*bangs head against desk*
*repeats to unconsciousness*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Why does God want the Jews to be circumsised?
He's making a wallet with the offcuts.

and when he rubs it, it turns into a suitcase.....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# :D
i want a tee shirt that's just got a huge "37?" on it
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# best of all the Kevin Smith films
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Dogma
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# A close second
but I have to rate Clerks head and shoulders above the rest. If only for Berzerker.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Clerks was awful
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# O_O
Clerks 2 was awful, original was great. Although perhaps that's 'cos I was young and impressionable when I first watched it and easily amused by foul language and cheap gags. Still p*ss myself every time I watch it though...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
#
I don't get this Kevin Smith being a directer thing. He is truly awful. Nothing about any of his films recommend him as in any way talented. He sucks. And so do all his films :-P
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# well he can spell director
so that's a start.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Spelling mistake
well spotted. I didn't put a capital letter at the front of that last sentence either. That must mean I'm wrong about everything.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Sounds like someone
Needs a wank and a nap.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *fwaps*
*snoozes*
*feels better*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# well if you'd either
presented your thoughts as an opinion rather than a statement of fact or done something as difficult as write and direct 8 feature length films, with another one written and waiting to be filmed then you'd have come across as less of a cunt.
as it is...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I actually preferred the sequel.
It lacked grit, but it had inter-species erotica.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Didn't like 2 (see ^)
all the gags seemed a bit hackneyed by then - lacked the originality of the original.

wtf does that last phrase mean in actuality?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# It was a damn sight better
than I thought it was going to be

Much better than Jay and Silent Bob, which was just awful.

but Dogma is the champ for me
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ^this
although i have a place for Jay and Silent bob.

never used to like chasing amy, but it's grown on me, clerks 2 was never going to be as good as the original, but i knew (after jersey girl) that kevin smith wouldn't put something out he didn't believe in. and the film meant a lot to him as it was the completion of a promise to mewes.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *slurp*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# He looks like he should be a Sci Fi villain.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# lol gary glitter....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I just learned something from that website
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# what did you learn?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Don't visit it?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# No,
Smegma is a useful and hygienic bodily excretion.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# For what?!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It's a convenient and nutritious replacement for parmesan.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Visit the site?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# eugh
good linky sire, almost certainly NSFW as i'm sure most bosses wouldn't recognise it from a distance, but would definately want a closer look

advice to you all, don't search for Alastair Campbell on google images with the safe search off
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Because he's a prick?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# third pick
is the world's smallest penis i think
i have no idea why (other than the fact he is a cock) it's the third image
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# this was inevitable
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# tsk
and after I had the grace to link....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ^this^
*adblocks*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# eeewwww.... NSFW!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# you know there was a reason the first post was pixelated and linked

*edit - perhaps I was too polite and vague - LINK IT YOU FUCKING CRETIN
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I always thought you were rather cague, yes.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# cheeky
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# the word inevitable is strange
because there isn't a corresponding word 'evitable' of which inevitable would be the opposite... I don't trust it.

Also - after JayHay went to all the effort of linking it, it's a little shabby to steal his work, splash white on it and post it unlinked.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# yes
A bit like Flammable and inflammable, but in a different way...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Well.
evitable

Although just because a word is in a dictionary, doesn't make it a 'real' word.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# What's odd is that
malignant and benign are used a lot these days, but benignant and malign aren't used much at all.
Can you explain that with your Tascali links? Can you? No. No you can't.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *maligns*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I suppose it depends which tin-pot dictionary you use
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# HAHA DICKHEAD
(not you yan)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# i started off flipping the picture over and moving the nose to make the bell end look like a mouth
but i gave up
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# fuck off you idiot

fuck it..no real loss

*ignored*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# you gret twat
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Nice shoppery!~
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# he does like his yoga
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha! :D
That was unexpected!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
*is not disappointed*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# No looping :(
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# and does he like his yogurt ?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Who's that?
Woo!


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# the contemplative doctor..
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# This film was most strange
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Hello






it's true!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
#
nice swooping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# nice goosing
Woo! Top work!


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Lovely animating.
Woo!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# lice grouping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Best of all the animals.


It's true.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# rice stooping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# It's true
It's woo
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# G O O S E S !
*click*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Terminal Velocity of a human is 125mp/h.
What is the terminal velocity of a Goose?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Mach 2
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# 3000 miles an hour.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# That's quite some Gs,
GMoS
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Even the more
shall we say... Aerodynamically Curvaceous among us?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Well in Top Gun they were doing about Mach 1.2 when he bought it...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i'd say a bit less
due to the lower weight and increased air friction
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Weight is irrelevant.
I'd have thought a goose would be more streamlined.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Weight is not irrelevant, but negligable at the mass difference between a human and a goose.
A goose would have a higher terminal velocity.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Well, I can tell you:

Glider Minimum Glide Angle
----- -----------------
Albatross 3.0°
Falcon 5.5°
Pigeon 9.5°
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# no it's not!
oh all right, a lower MASS

the goose would only be more streamlined if it had a completely clean coat of feathers, with none out of place, and it was falling head first with its wings and feet tucked in, and its neck straight.

i would say human terminal velocity is higher
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# There was a rather famous experiment on the moon,
which showed that a feather and a hammer fall at the same rate without air resistance.
edit: as for the air resistance of a goose and a human, I don't really know.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Woo!
well worth the bloody ages it took to download ;)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
me like.
*clicks it up like a mumfo*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# LIES!!
they died out due to them not being let onto the Ark
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# aloud?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# piss off you pedantic twat
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# *passes biscuit*


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# piss off Dave
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *go fucks himself*


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# YOU WIN
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ME!!
you win me. Must be present to collect winnings. Absolutely no refunds or exchanges.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# what happened to Maverick?
eh?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
#



(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# niceloopingniceloopingnicelooping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
nice loop-the-looping!


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# what looping?
edit: *scrolls down* Oh.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# lupins?
/dennis moore
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Is there a DtHE hotline, for punning emergencies?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# How do...
...Bilbo? How goes it? Have a Tuesday *click*!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# goes a little something like this:
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hit it!
*Marrs sounds - bom bom bom... bombabadadadaboma bom bom bom...*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Rev Jesse wanted a dancding elephant to make his day shpedoinkle . . .
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I can't help but sing a show tune for him.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ya-da-da-da-da-daaaaah
da-da-da-da-da-daaaaah


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# hello my baby
hello my daaaahling,
hello my rag-time gal....


does anyone else find that song a bit... eurgh...?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# "Check, please"
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# A bit...


or maybe thats just me
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
#
dancing epileptic
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# you spelled dancding incorrectly . . .


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# yay epipepsi
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# nice looping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# yay for dancing elephants !

the other animals are top too !
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# that heffalump's on drugs
you talented bastard you!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I'm lost for words.
:)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hurray for dancing animals! Woo
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Yeehaw!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# WOO!
lookit'm go!

i found my popularest post
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# yay!
i've got my nipper singing that!
*high fives*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *forgets norway*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Apparently this is mine.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# this is my popularist one

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Haha, and it's lovely.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Up against some Braw! competition!


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# mine redexes
but it was for the offensive in 5k compo a couple of years back and was just james blunt.

this is the most popular still there:

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# you can edit archived posts
just to change the url to a currently hosted pic . . . if you can be arsed


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# yeah
i was going to do that but it involves uploading all the old pictures again and while i'll do that cos there's some "good" stuff lost when i wiped my photobucket account, i've just not got round to doing it yet.

the eiffel tower's a way better image than simply james blunt compressed down to 5k anyway...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i tried this for some of my old fps
wouldnt have it, dont know why
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# you can ONLY change the URL


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# mine
is my tesco value comp, that i did in open office for the office art compo

only image i've ever done that made it onto a winners page
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Speedcore!
go nellie go!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Nelly?



(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i really could do with a happy dancing elephant right now.
=(
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# *squeezes*
go and find a sexy nurse . . .


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# in portsmouth?
*bokes*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Everyone knows all the sexy hospital workers are in Sheffield.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# no, I never said find a sexy nurse in Portsmouth
I never said find a sexy nurse in PortsmouthI recommend the intarwhebs


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Nice Looping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# heheheh
thats ace!! :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Sufferin etc

My kinda first, not so good, animation
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Nice looping.
Woo
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# lice nooping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# nice looping
don't mind if i slip these in here






they are not posterised
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# slip... banana... i geddit
fine work
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# trace bitmap
woo...

:|
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Nice kinda first animation
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Not perfect but my first try at this sort of thing ...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# nice looping


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# nice looping


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# nice looping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# nice looping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# nice looping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# lice nooping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# lice pooping

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# nicg loopine
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# na na na na na na na na
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# icle n00bing
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# i know that episode!!...
... later the riddler says "you think you're pretty clever don't you mister wayne?" and bruce wayne says "clever enough to outwit you, you stupid thug". ... but it sounds like he's saying 'you stupid fuck'.

lovely gif
much love
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# It's the movie
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I bought that the other day
Its one of the funniest things I've ever had the pleasure of watching
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Same here
£3 in Sainsburys - best buy in ages :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# ice olopping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# lice snooping
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# nice lupine
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Rice Wooping.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# i'll get the bugger
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Big nuts ftw!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# It'll only catch its trunk and it'll die in agony!

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# elephantrix!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I think you've got a fan.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Where can I get me one of those?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# They work by appointment only.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# sweet moves
woo!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I prefer hunting them with guns, more satisfying.
Woo
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# haha woo !
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Blimey.
Very impressive, woo.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Fucking hell, Squire
that's magnificent!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I agree with the sentiments stated above


woo!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Whoa.
Nice.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I've just made this...
...and I'm feeling quite proud! (I've just started doing these!)

Comments (good or bad) appreciated, thanks.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Awesome.
That is all :D

apart from this click I found
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# nice old skool
No Hands kitten there....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Arf!
*I like this!*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# There's was an interview with Brian
in the Metro today.

But the stupid twunts didn't put it on the website.
they think their readers are more interested in Lindsey Lohan for some reason
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Is it a kind of dream?..

I know this is poor (that's why I'm sneaking it in here), but I needed to get the idea out of my system.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# How would Mario communicate with the dead?
With a Luigi Board of course!



Click for bigger (187KB)

I'll get my coat
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oh christ

*hands coat*


;)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
*coats hand*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *hoats cand*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Itsa Ghostie!


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
how spooky :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Mousebreaker brings excuse to kill time
....AND COCK!!!!!

Photobucket

Game is bumperkarts or something
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# what?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Okay.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
#

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Start/Finish
should be the japs-eye
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# BUM-percars?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# #1 Pegasus


Might be a series. Probably won't be
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# top shop!
very nice indeed!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Cor!!!!
Thats rather ace
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# nicey!
griffon?

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Pea Tear Griffin?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# noooo....
not much anyhow
and
*spang*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *buys one*
*Wonders where to put the saddle*

V. nice.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# cheeky pearost
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Yay!


Good noons everyone!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# #2 Pegasus?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# No, that's a winged hoverhorse



and probably a cunt one at that
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I like it
because it's got a penis sticking out of its back which is partially obscured by a wing.

And because it looks like it is about to land.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oh, don't get me wrong
I love cunt hoverhorses

They're my friends
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Top Shop...
...nice shadow too *clicks* reet 'ard!!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Today I am mainly...
...vectoring ladies ankles in a 1920's style.

Frankly, it's giving me the horn - is that wrong?

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha...I love the contrast
40 minutes ago we get fake plastic mutant boobs with crappy text added, and now we get super sexy 1940s lady feet drawn by hand.

I know which one gets my vote :)
click
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# can we not have both?

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# You always were a sucker for TOAP and implants...
lol, rofl, etc

Seems I have missed some decent argy bargy while I've been w*rking. Always gets in the way of things :(
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# no its perfectly fine
*googles womens ankles*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# nope
it's giving me the horn too
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# no
is nice vector

although, it seems to be reminding me of Beryl Cook
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# fwaps
^
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# this is fantastic.
*click*

have an art deco ute lemper as a reward :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# thats fabulous
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Vectors + art deco = profit.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# pfft
i wish
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# In a purely spiritual sense.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# oh yes very good
very very good

ankles are lovely, best worn over the shoulder this season
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# no its not wrong..more please
and has reminded me to shop for shoes to match my stockings,
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# she needs to tinkle!
Woo!



(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ooooh
That's a bit lully as well.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I see your roller and raise you mine
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# then have my offically most popular post EVAR!



(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ooh
how do you know it's your most popular?

it is lovely by the way
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# There's a search feature (link at the top of the board)


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# There was a survey
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Awwww!
What a pretty song . . . not a chance phlegmwad!


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I knew I was foiled as soon as people started posting the real answer...
you win this time Hat, but I will return...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# new search feature
you can see what yours (and anyone elses) most popular posts are
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# lovely
really lovely
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# the twinkle is a bit further up where the legs join.

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# It's quite good.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Niiice
very smoof stylee, sir!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# fancy a game
bindun?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# The Hit Man and Her?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# pfft
no.....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Morrissey & Alan Sugar
of course!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Not Alan Yentob?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Doctor Evande Hinge and Dame Hilda Brackett?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# haha
when I was 8 I thought they were the funniest thing in the world
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# "titters"
how old?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# eh? EH? you'll have to speak up a bit, I'm a bit deaf
/although saying that, I've just seen your profile, and you have 11 years on me
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Groans.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# superb!
Where's the company credit card?...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Hardcastle and McKormick?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Crikey, now you're going back some
*has hazy memories of that show*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hazy memories yes
it got a namecheck on the Family Guy i watched last night
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Having just done the inevitable wiki search on the show,
I had no idea that the older guy - Hardcastle (Brian Keith) committed suicide
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Really...
its horrible when you find out stuff like that.

I had one the other day when I watched Strangers on a Train, and I found out Robert Walker (the evil one) died aged 32...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I watched that the other day as well
TCM?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Beeb 2
but i've noticed it's on TCM every other day.

With North by Northwest on the OTHER days.

Which is always good
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# [It's also used by Brad Neely,
in Wizard People, Dear Reader.
(an alternative reading of HP and the Sorcerers Stone (film))


Professor Minerva McGonagall == Hardcastle McKormick.]
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I do not know of this HP of which ou speak
apart from the first film.

That sounds interesting though... equating his world with 80s action TV series
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# If that's supposed to be a Sikh
he isn't.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hyde and Arab?
I don't get it.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hyde and sheik
geddit?

now count to 100
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# 1
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# The Krankies?

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# oh for fuck sake
i just got it... (pffft) :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# freak and arab Zod
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Everyone knows that gooseberries are evil grapes.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# This is giving me fear!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# What the chumping gimp is that a mouth from????

I suspect that gooseberries are related to leeks in some fashion.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# multitudes of evil!
*fears*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# i could take them all on with my pan of doom
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That would be a whole lot of leek stir fry
you would have going on there
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# nah it would be leek soup
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Basking shark, I think.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# have at ye!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha
I would have one of those as a pet, it would pick winning horses from the racing post for me and we would be rich beyond the dreams of avarice.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# very nice. bit scary. made me think of this

hope its ok to use ur img
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# its been said before
right i'll see you in court!
nah its alright really
:)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# its bindun?
sorry, damn noobs!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# its not bindun
its been said that it looks like mike wasaoski
to be true it made me have a college lol
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# ummmmm!
im telling! :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I always thought that was olives.
Bleaugh!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# sorry...


I noticed the resemblance... then the whole box connection...

They are a shade of orange...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hahahaha
I had never noticed this, but I love how you are so clever with getting your sig onto things. I always love your posts for that. :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ta
I like to take taggage to a new level
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# And you do!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# the struggle of each of these concepts for primacy is causing me massive confusion
but in due course will be condensed into the single word 'woo'
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
#

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
excellent! Hello Jackles! C]:0)


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Arf.
Excellent as always sir.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
is it Sean!?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# You watch too much Hollyoaks.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# you can never have too much Hollyoaks
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I accidentally switched to a Hollyoaks omnibus one weekend.
4 minutes in and my gums started bleeding.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# You got off lightly mate...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# it was in fact a carefully laid trap
just to catch me a hollyoaker!

*catches*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I'm ashamed to say I know what you're talking about.
In my defence, it's on between the Simpsons and the channel 4 news.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I like it
cos it comes as a welcome relief to the profound Brechtian double whammy of Neighbours and Home and Away on Channel 5
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I don't think I'd go so far as to actually change channels for a soap.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# i don't mind a daily 30 min dose of large breasts
weak plots and shite acting

it greatly enhances the rest of the evening's viewing
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I concur.
But I'll stick with porn.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# +furry
*cough*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# fur-cough?
how rude!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# That old medical condition known as furthroat.
A sad case. The condition is fairly bad too.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I knew that penguin was a twisted murdering fuck. Deep down I knew.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# haha! ooh blimey
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# The thot pickens!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# yellow hoo!
wow hare oo?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# It's not a real party
Until they firebomb the house.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# now thats a story
that should be explored :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
ace
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Ahh, who hasn't been there?
That fuzzy headed feeling when you wake up next to someone, not knowing who there are, how you met them, or why they're dead.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# funny cos it's true
*reminisces*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# That
I never imagined Kat as a party girl. I always imagined her as a repressed, responsible an deep down good girl...
...Nah.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Up until the braces came off; yes.
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# that too...
oh...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# And this.
But she seems so... good now.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Are we going to get the back story to this one?
I mean it must all be a humerous mistake....surely?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Is Pip wearing
a mad scientist style labcoat?

If he is, that opens up quite a few possibilities.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Shallow Grave
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# HELLO DAVE!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I like that film
though my missus told me off for describing Keith Allen's cock as "a severed baby's thumb in a pile of coal"
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# BIG OFFICE SNORT
good work
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# LOLy Jack
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha!
One of your best, methinks!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# floating tower :D


Click for bigger (40KB)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ooooh
thats nice, very nice
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# thank you!!
:)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Oooo... jolly gosh!
That's lovely!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hehe
thank you!! :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I'm glad I don't live under that!
Woo!


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
:)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# tell me, Rev
Revwhat animal would you like to see dancing?


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# oooh
an elephant :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ok
*gets crayons out*


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# praise be, my son
praise be!

how much is it on the market for?
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Ahem!
on above


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# stop copying me before i've done things
it's highly annoying!!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *blinks*


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# ooh £1.50
:D thank ya btw!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# puts in an offer
£1.29
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# i think you may
be lucky :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# gah!
i knew i should have gone in lower!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# £1:30


(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# woo
Twenty-five dollar bid, now who will give me thirty dollar
Will you make it thirty dollar, give me thirty dollar
Oh who will give me a thirty dollar bi-id
Got a thirty dollar bid, now who will make it thirty-five
Will you give me thirty five, make it thirty-five
Oh who will give me a thirty-five dollar bi-id

/the auctioneer :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# oo top stuff Rev
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# needs more magenta
lully pic though
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# click
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# oooh ta!!
:)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# woo! most spooksome!
did you do the cloudscape yourself?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# no its a photo i took
a few days ago :D i've done cloudscapes but they are tricky :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# tip top tip:
have a look for cloud brush sets on deviantart.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# yeah i used to have a good one
but i reverted to ps 7 and i only works in cs2.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# nicety
I like the gothic undertones to your stuff
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# cheers
loved your monkey painting yesterday :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# majik!
all floaty!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hehehhee
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

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