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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Original!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Careful now, you're running pretty close to the file size limits.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# The blue album?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I'm on it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Haha
I must eat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Silly m3
you mean metallica!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# This wins
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Photoshop The Beatles. They're the most iconic band of all time, and ripe for photoshopping. So that's the challenge. Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Oh yeah, you're back aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I thought you got fired
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Sorry
So did I.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# what is the pay like for this kind of abuse anyway? I always wondered
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# he will do for this one
;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Haven't we just done this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# It's hardly a new idea, is it?
This is going to be repost-in-a-new-thread week.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Every week is, nothing new about this one
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# no, it's just that at the faintest sniff of an album art challenge
everyone posts Abbey Road pict...... oh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Haha
First one that popped up!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Ah ha!
Now that is nice! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# semaphore
theres me like a mug looking up the semaphore
(suboftheday, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# dyslexic?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Seems good
But I expect there to be 1,192,456 Zebra Crossing pictures in this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# 1,192,456

edit: lol
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# i dont like the beatles
can we have a photoshop gok wan challenge instead. i like gok wan.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# From yesterday night...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# surprise gok insertion
thats more like it. gok gok gok.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I love gok.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# that man goes gun shopping in the early 90's FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I pride myself in never having photoshopped The Beatles picture.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# photoshop him with the beatles
problem solved
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Pylons was better.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# god those don't half flood back some memories
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# what do you mean? I'm eating one now!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Wow. That's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# That's rude
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# But true.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Nah
Whatever Fraser selects, always there will be someone expressing a 'that's shit' remark, if you don't like it then hold your silence

Just gets a bit fucking boring to keep reading week in week out
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I blame telly. The kids of today have no manners whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# where as i blame annoying cunts for complaining about how shit a compo is
do something about it and make a good entry for it then.
The ratio of complete shit to good posts will likely be no different to if there was no compo, just this way you have a focus to aim at for peoples inspiration, rather than it being mostly unconnected bollocks being posted.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# At least it's not Mark Speight
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# It will probably be done
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# a citv/cbbc challenge would be great actually
without grange hill/blue peter
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# okay
i hope everyone's ready for the impending abbey road pearoast-fest
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Paddington to Hull direct?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Oof!
*hears Mr Curry shouting "Beeaar!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# "Beeaar!! come and suck my cock!"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Beeaaar!
What are you doing, bear?

That was Mr. Curry next door. Who sounded a lot like Badger from Wind in the Willows. Or that Sir Michael Hordern, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Edited after realising.


/ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Thats not Paddington
that is Jeff Lynne
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Yay for Speight posts!
Excuse.... www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Speighting
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# :D - may do some more

any tips on blending and colour matching?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# hahahah
it's pretty good already :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# That looks rather good how you've done it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Kiwidog!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
kiwi
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I have an overwhelming desire to buy a kiwi fruit and hit it very hard with a hammer...
Fruit and animals, I like, I'm gonna have a play with that later...

My speciality so far has been squirrels with eagle masks.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Little Willy
!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Very nice
do they bark as you cut them in two?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# they make an attention grabbing yelp.
loud bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I imagine a self pitying series of high pitched 'yips' if you cut it from bottom to top
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Can you imagine the noise as they are gathered in the fields?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# you don't need tips on blending and colour matching on this pic
as it looks great, so have a woo for that.

in general though, for colourmatching, i find desaturating the pasted element before colourising it with the ol' RGB sliders works for me.
blending is something that comes with practice. use erasers and clone brushes - low opacity is the key.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Bzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Hahahahah!
I think it's wrong that I was expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# your shoe is unlaced!
/best joke ever in vibrator attack
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Haha.
I thought they were missiles and I was going to be all clever and sarcastic
and say, "Oh no dildos," and then I realised they actually were dildos.
/truestory
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# What happened then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# He woke up and it was all a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I wasn't expecting that
I was expecting this:

(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# 'Ning.





EDIT: Resized because HappyToast says so and naturally he was right, everything happily up to scratch. Thanks HappyToast. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# yes, two wrongs do indeed make a right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Yay... wait, is that a good thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# it would be if I wasn't being sarcastic ;)
why not just make the animation and images 280 wide. That way it'd be under the 250K AND elligable for the front page
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Done.
And you were right, of course. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# or
you could drop 2 frames, resave with nearest colour instead of dithering and its only 155k then www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1208368433/ql4.gif
SCIENCE!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# See it's this kind of SCIENCE I need
Made it using Corel Photo Paint and it isn't the greatest animation program in the world but means I haven't got to fiddle around in different programs all the time.

What's best for animating?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I use Animation Shop
that came free with Paint Shop Pro up to about 5 years ago! Other than that I've no idea what the best Gif tool is.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# minor confusion threadjack
this is a straight printscreen of my rightclick box. Why is tentacle there? It does nothing and won't go away. Confusion. Are there spores in my PC?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# *hails cthulhu*
/has no idea
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I did look for him in there
but found only his dust-based servants.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# It looks like a spell check that decided to stay put
judging from your profile I find it likely that you recently typed 'tentacle', but strange that you may have misspelt it...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Could be, I'm normally pretty good with spelling though...
No idea, I expect it will vanish with a reboot.
I'm growing to like it though so shall delay the demise of the tentacle awhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# anyways
tentacles are for suckers!

and with this pearl of wisdom, I bid you goodnight.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# nitenite
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Ah yes
the old off and on. Not a problem it can't fix :) It even fixed the starship enterprise once ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# *hopes for cries of FUCKING WINDOWS 98!1one!!1*
but I doubt that happened in the episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# It could even be eligible.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# See, there you go guarunteeing against
any such possibility. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha
"they're"
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Umm...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# rofl
.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# world's worst advent calendar


Click for bigger (98KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# oh well
at least they love you on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# That's not really true.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I like it
cross posting whore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Shove it up your cock
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# *slow clap*
you want a prize for that?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# That's rather good :]
I've missed this stuff, what with your liney ones and lumpy flamingos.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I've still got a pile of line printer paper too. Don't know why I hold onto it...
Oo woo. Very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# She's touching her boobies!
Boobies!!! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Make me want
Snuggles!
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# SHOOP SHOOP DA SQUAK


This is the reason why you bastards should use linux...
(Barefoot-shedtroll, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I think you want 4chan
*points over there*
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# i piss on your mind
:)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Or vice versa
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# tit for tat
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I have tried this but cannot get any breasts for my old junk
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# badum
tschh
:)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# <-4chan
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# This is the cancer that is killing /board
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I'd be more inclined to blame the people who click the barrage of shit that gets posted.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I rely on those people
for my meagre portions of clicks, though I guess I could sacrifice those few small mouse-pushes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# meh



I'm going out for a curry!
(xendragon changing the bulb since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Hahah, that was an unexpected crossover!
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# FAKE
That's Frank Poole.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Oh, yes please.
I was wondering if I could be your wife too...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I am developing a new style :]

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Very nice. :)
Sorry for the TJ, but does anyone know of a free program which will resize all of the frames in a .gif?
At the moment I'm using Ulead GIF Animator, and you don't seem to be able to resize physical dimensions at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Have you tried The GIMP?
That does animations, and you can resize the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Awesome, thanks. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# It does other things, too.
It's liek a free version of Photoshop, but with animation capabilites.
Unlike Imageready, which is a separate application to Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Oo, okey dokey.
Although I'll probably just stick to Paintshop for my 'shopping needs. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# not any more
photoshop CS3 has imageready animation in-built to save swapping programs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Orly?
I use CS2, but I rarely animate anyway so I'm not too bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# CS2 does animation too, though. :/
Window - Animation !
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Does it?
Oh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# homeless ;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Heheh :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# it looks like shes wearin a bin bag...
still looks pretty awesome tho...
just in a bin bag....
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
# That's because she is wearing a bin bag.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# lulz
well then fair enough
i thought so anyways...=]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I told her that a girl I know did it,
and she got the confidence to do it herself.
Except she looks a lot better in a bin bag than the girl I told her about.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)
# i'd look awesome in a bin bag...
wow new hallowe'en costume for kaydie.....maybe just for going to clubs in...
that would be awesome in general
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# More people should wear bin bags.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# given the US economy
they will soon over there
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# for very, very exclusive clubs
i rememebr as I kid, I made an awesome crow costume with cut bin bags and yellow plastic gloves for feet.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Mum dressed me as a bird once, she made the wings and feet out of a cardboard box.
When I couldn't fly, she told me that it's because she didn't have time to collect the feathers, which would let me fly.
I was disappointed, but I believed her promise that I'd fly soon.

Parents crush so many dreams :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# you are Dumbo the Elephant
AICMFP
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# My ears are too small for that.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# my mother never made me costumes for parties
i feel so left out =[
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# It wasn't for a party,
it was to go to my Auntie's house.
I wanted to fly there.
My sister and I were dressed as carrots once, though:

Obviously I've edited our faces.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# hahahaha carrot blond
*points*
:)

actually it's an awesome costume. I once dressed up as a highlighter and once as a column. I have a history of standing up all night.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# My dad dressed as traffic lights once.
On the way to the New Year's party, he decided to stop traffic (the costume lit up and everything).
It worked surprisingly well.
Then a policeman stopped and said to him "I expect I'll see you at the party, then!".
Turned out to be one of dad's mates on his way back from his shift.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# :)
good that he didn't dress up as pederstrian crossing
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Hahahah.
Another time he and his friend Andy went as Rastafarian Policemen.
They made a police car with eccentric colours, and because they couldn't write "Police" on it, they put "Polite" on it, instead, having realised after they painted it on.

They made a massive fake spliff each, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# hehehe
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# usually is for the best
childhood scarring is hard to overcome
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Oh don't be silly.
Mum made me a Tom costume when we went as characters from Tom and Jerry to the local carnival (same reason as the carrots).
After the carnival I spent the next six months wearing the Tom costume in public because I loved it so much.
I was really upset when it started to fall apart and I grew out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# once you'll out of puberty and will start bringing girlfriends home
you'll dearly regret those stories
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Oh no I won't.
These stories are great.
I've even been a toadstool.
I had fake legs dangling over the top, and my legs were inside the stalk.
It was really well made - mum's good like that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# let's play suicide cards...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# what are the rules of this game?
NING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# It's a bit like Mornington Crescent,
except it finishes at Paddington.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
#





Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# ^ this gets a billion clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# surely suicide places you in Knip though?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# hahaha funny.
i got a card up my sleeve...

(dogof2head, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# quo
oh oh oh oh
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# O RLY?!?!?!
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Speighting
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# ris
(only kidding)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I don't get it
do you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Slovenly Villein!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# wanks for that
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I'll raise you
Tour reps syndrome ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# lulz
damn tour reps
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# POLTROON!
New word of the week. Thank you, Doctor When.

:D Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Haha, lovely cursing.
Woo. By the way, your stuff always takes a while to load up for me. Maybe the b3ta hosting is having problems again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hmm...
...I've noticed a slight delay sometimes. I shall investigate the host.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Oh dear oh lord
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# nice swears ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# haha!
You can't beat ye olde swearinge...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Aye
but more spacky RP
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# ..meh

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# O_o
the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# i'm off for a smoke and a pancake
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# you throw this shit at us and then fuck off for a smoke
what are we supposed to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# don't get those two confused
it'll be messy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Nice, I gets the Fast Show reference. I am great like that :P

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# less of this please
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# more of the other
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# more of ^this
<-less of that
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# electric retard fag art?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# That sounds like an excellent saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Change your name to baldmonkey
and you'll be hailed as a genius
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# pfft
a premium example of b3ta hypocrisy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# indeed
where's goldenfanj when you need to make a point?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Planning more 50ft women?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# making more hilarious b3ta-satire on ms paint?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Watching re-runs
of the Fresh Prince?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I've got the season one box set.
Because I am win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# haha
this is clearly some special meaning of the term 'win' which I'm not aware of :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Jealousy is a terrible thing.
Don't worry, whilst I may be cooler you're better with photoshop.

;-)

Anyway, I'm off to go and be cooler than you at home. Nighty night Mister Mo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# YO HOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I bloody hate hypocrites...
...apart from the cool ones, they're ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# i always assumed it was sarcasm
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I always assumed it was shite
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# ..
assumed?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# the responses
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# oh! how we laughed!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Haha, nicely done cock.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# don't call him that
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I could correct it,
but I think I'll leave it open to ambiguity.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Nicely?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I like this interpretation best.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
got any O's?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Awww
Dammit, Dammit, Dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Just pretend you were trying to make it sound 'street'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# sorry.
pretend you found the jars like that no one will know, the type is very well done, had me fooled for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I thought it was a play on words
Tin and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Ahhhhh!
Thats it!
I have a creative subconscious.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# me 3
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hello my little bundle of quiffy wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Greetings fair maiden
My hunk a hunk a burnin' love is a bit foggy this morning due to perhaps one too many vodka tonics last night, but the fog is slowly clearing.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Ooooh poor love *rubs head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# ooooooooo we have an unintentional sig marriage, or something
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I can think of worse people to be
unintentionally sig married to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *feels the love*
Also, love me for my hair makes an excellent quiff now I've got a blunt fringe. I'm planning one for Monday, along with a pencil skirt and some KILLER shoes.

Shall I talk about something that matters?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Like shoes don't matter
Carry on
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# That was it.
There'll obviously be a top involved but I'm not sure which yet.

Fuck it, yes I am. Vintage 50s green cardi with something underneath.

I'll stop being boring now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Bobby socks?
Hair in a bob?
If only I could find my drape
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Not bobby socks, not with a pencil skirt.
Plus I can't wear them unless they're lace edged ones and I've lost all my little lacy schoolgirl socks so it'll have to be seamed stockings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Refuses to drool
Fishnet seamed?
I'm sure you'll look lovely.
Is there a lucky new person to be treated to such lovelyness?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Nah, I just like dressing up.
Not fishnet seamed, they always look a bit messy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Fair enough
I found my bestist hat from my former collection last night. I might post a pic, if anyone likes hats
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Hats are proof that hats are excellent.
So yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# watch my profile tomorrow. tis truly an awsome hat!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# What, all day tomorrow?
What if I need to wee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# the higher and fuller the better
send me a pic when you do it por favor
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Oh I will.
It can only be a little one though. Like this

images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/30/72/23317230.jpg

Christ, she's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# We need pijures cap'n
Pwitti pwease
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Oi
no grooming
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# is that shopped or attached?
anyways it's fitting.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Errr...
I didn't use any photos you know...
You mean physically attached right??
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# ace!
i got honestly fooled.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# "collectin"?
Nice cock ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# The jars...
...must belong to kittins.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# kittins collect tea and cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Yes...
...but they bat them around for a bit first.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# sweeeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# HRD render?
takes time does that
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# no.
It isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Arf!
nicely done.

that plug socket looks like it was installed by an indian, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Haha - nicely fabricated.
In other news, I notice the BBC, tactful as ever, list the story "TV star Speight left suicide note" as "Entertainment"...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I like your tiles.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Hah! YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Pffffft!
*click*
Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Now in colour :)

Nite nite.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Hurrah! Smashing as ever!
*goes off to play Conan for a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# bad-oi-oi-oi-oi-oiiiinnnnng
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# are the nipples furry?
I somewhat expected them to be smooth, pink and turgid.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# how come her nipples are always white?
i'm pretty sure most animal nipples are uncovered.

anyway, i really really like your colour works. you should make a sally colour once.

*hint*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Well if you're after realism
she'd probably have 3 pairs of teets and not look quite so good in a bikini
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Seconded.
Yes - Sally in colour, please.

Thanks,

Dr. W.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# You have drawn enough animal tits...
...to be a little scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# OOGA BOOGA!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# when come back bring more big boobied ladies and anthro girls.

together, in a big group huddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# big furry woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Phroaawwwww!
That's some sexy colour

Speaking of colours, have you seen my version JJ? I made a colour version and it's on your forums now.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# So, conan is worth it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Um Bongo
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# 'noon chap
have we missed a crash somewhere?

nice album cover though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7350962.stm
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# not so much a crash as a very long take off
www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/04/16/congo.crashCNN3/index.html?iref=newssearch

ok, fiery crash...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# "The DC-9 was operated by a private Congolese airlines called Hewa Bora, which the European Union added to its blacklist of carriers only last week."
no doubt held together with chewing gum, poor guys :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ):
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# At least 40 dead.
But it was in Africa, so noone seems to care much.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ouch, i missed that
some pretty british girls died on a coach so what do you expect.

both equally as tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# really?
that's terrible, such a waste
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# HELLO SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# g'ningaling luvverly laydeh!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *fawn*
how are ya petal?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# fair to middlin
how's life treating you madam? Job hunting fruitful lately?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Did someone say Conga?..

*Runs away, quickly*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# i see your one drum
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I luv to play
My bongos ion the mooooorning
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# sky welcomes back vulcan

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7350939.stm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# :D
The volume control on the flash player goes up to 11!
(Jokel, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# so it does
i hadn't even watched it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# yup
has done since iplayer became fully functional
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# isn't she on the BBC now?
and WOO!

[edit]i lie, she's on itv.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# dunno who she is but google image said it's sky news
and that's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# tis
saucy julie echingham (sp.)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# tedious
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hands up who has never told MS-DOS to go fuck itself.

Thought not ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# no, not in such kind words ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# there was a game on the spectrum
with a little knight who had to do stuff IIRC and one of the things you had to pick up was some rowlocks for a boat. if you spelt it wrong, aha ha, on purpose then god came down and smote you.

which i thought was a little harsh
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# i always liked Zork's responses to profanity
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# There was one
I think it was Lord of the Rings, if you enter the usual swearwords the programmer has a go at you about how he spent hours writing this and all you do is abuse it, etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
as a young child, i'd have felt such guilt that i probably wouldn't have been able to sleep that night
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I remember
on the BBC micro, that really crap Welcome game you got with it, the response to swearing was suitably middle class and haughty.. 'Please don't use that kind of language, it's not very nice and not clever'

But yes, I was suitably ashamed!

EDIT: www.monkeon.co.uk/swearadventure/page3.htm

(although that's probably been posted before, by Monkeon for one)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I had a speech synthesis program for the BBC Micro.
Days of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# There was one that reset itself if you swore.
But the programmer hadn't realised it was based on a feeble parser that only used the first four letters of each word. So if you typed 'BREAK WINDOW' it decided to crash on you.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i swore in a pc game once
then my mate's mum caught me with bad words on the screen, i told her my mate dun it.

I only came clean a decade later.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Nowadays
If you call someone a Cunt in World of Warcraft baby jesus fingers a kitten.

Punishment for the year 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# does the kitten approve?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# he doesn't know
HE'S DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Why baby Jesus
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# didn't monkeon do a thing about swearing in old computer games?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# haha i have done exactly this
when i was a little kid and didn't know what the hell to expect
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Command prompts


Serious business
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# aaah, when parents read things out loud from over your shoulder
first time in all my 30 years I've ever heard my mum say Cunt
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# The owl and the pussycat went to the gene splicer...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# aaaawwww
widdle fluffehkins

*pets it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# needs more O'RLY lolcat text
or not

woo to you sir
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
#
Or they just had a fuck
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
#
:U
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I found the one that came out the other end.

Woo, very nice stuff,
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# hah that works outrageously well
OWLCAT IS NOT AMUSED
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# It's the ultimate fighting machine.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# it's the ultimate scowling machine
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# If there's one thing this world needs more of, it's scowling machines.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# but less sulking.
DOWN WITH SULKING
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# that sir, is sweetness personified.
clickety click..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# B-zar!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Now that's a beautiful pea-green boat!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

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