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Microwave, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

That is almost quite literally hatstand!

EDIT: I have to say that Dave does have quite a winning TV line up at the mo. In order: QI, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and Mock the Week.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

i am watching it right now

then i shall watch john carpenter's vampires at 12.05

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

Pity their continuity announcers make me want to shit in my eyes.

Not as bad as Virgin1 though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

they started so well

when they had jupitus and the like

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

Even the famous ones, the person who played Finch in the Office and Phil Jupitus, were pretty shit.

Because it was just wandering bollocks.

"Next on the only QI weekend, well I don't think I have to tell you what's next. It's a bit obvious really. Apparantly I do have to tell you. Next up is QI."

It would at least be vaguely funny if the continuity announcers got increasingly annoyed with the job, except instead of doing jokey shit like that they just started screaming down the mic at people and then eventually you heard a gun shot and they got a new announcer.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:32, archived)

without looking at the rest of the thread

i assumed your comment must be about 6music
which is somewhat not-what-it-was these days

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

You neglect to mention HIGNFY at 11!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

That is true!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

That one with Bill Bailey presenting

had me almost having an accident.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PEPPER?

EH? EH?

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:20, archived)

this is appropriate.

carry on with this

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

Microwave - woo but never replies to his fans

Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

HELLO SKUG

HELLO SKUG

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Microwave, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

You are a real person!

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

Tote'm

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

boingboingboing

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

mmm.. horrid

don't worry. i have a tasty alternative

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

Well that 'bout beat all, dun it?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

KFC: We can't believe it; we finally got you to eat out of a fucking bucket

next up the pizza hut trough

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

Burger King nosebag

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

YES!

Total mind piss

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

Haha!

I now really want a meatball subway.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

*looks up on urbandictionary*

oh, it's real

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

OMG

its the Monty python flying circus chicken kfc style mmmmmmm ..

YAY

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

Now with added TUMOUR!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

To get to the other side . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

some one make the Colonel Sanders logo

DANCE !!!!

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

hehehehe

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

Window lickin' good

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

Heads Up

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON THE TALK BOA--

oh, wait. This is rather good! :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

yay for images!

woo

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

I made a crap button to commemorate..

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Jorvic, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

have we ever invaded the talkboard and just posted SHITLOADS of images?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

many have tried and failed

you can't physically post images on talk, i suppose links might work in the body text.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

awww, that would of been fun

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

to comemmorate 3 annoying posts?

Excellent

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

Phew, now I don't need to urgently find an image to save that cock-up below

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

yeah, its not easy finding a picture of a squirrel with tits

_{trust me}

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

ace. more of this stuff

less of that talk business

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

What the fuck!?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

I gotta git me one of them.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

Take two . . . they feel GREAT !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

Shit I thought this was talk

my bad

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

*panics*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

what happens if an image is posted on the talk board?

will the world come to an end?

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

The img tags are disabled over there.

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

always wondered

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON?

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY 4CHAN

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

seen that before lol its goes on

-__-;

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

FUCK YOU I'M REPOSTING THIS FOR THE ZILLIONTH FUCKING TIME

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

i still love that

ITS STILL FUNNY!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

hahahahaha

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

has it been done ??

Brian Blessed replacing the lion from the mgm logo i would like to see that *ROAAAR*

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

IT BEGINS

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

*panics*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

oh good lord!

what is wrong with the world?!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

IT'S AN INVASION!

*hides*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

what is it?

twat hour or summat?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

i didn't spend the last considerable portion of my life

explaining to you how i made gifs so you can come on here and post shit like this.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

HOLD ON EVERYBODY

I'M WORKING ON A NEW FRONTPAGE POST AS WE SPEAK

DON'T PANIC

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

Haha

*claps*

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Addyjoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

*panics*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

*Picnics*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

this ditched my post what i was proud of

:-(

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

**hands gun** you know what to do!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

do i have to? *weeps

*puts gun in mouth
*cocks

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

HURRAH

GET YOUR TITS OUT

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

*gets them out*

*rubs them in your face*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

*ORGASMS ALL OVER /BOARD*

thanks dollface ;)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE LOLS.

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

YOU FIGHT FIRE WITH....

...ARTHUR BROWN!!!!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

*SMEARS*

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

that will just make everything be on fire

I take it you're not in insurance

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

Only the best.

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

i think everybody should click i like this on the next damn thing that gets posted

just to prove a point

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

now you should know better.

and you've also jinx'd it, it'll never make the FP now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

Fucking hell you lazy lot!

That last front page has been there ages. Can`t you please make something good so it moves down?

I can`t believe this is too much to ask!

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

Oh Lord....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

That about sums this up.

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

have you phoned the police?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

I am hoping it doesnt come to that.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

surely you can Text the police these days

and vote on your favourite arrest last week on 0845 numbers
and invite them to join your Blogosphere...?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

you so crazy!!

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

just as i post you choose to threadwaste, now people will concentrate on flaming you

instead of looking at bees, you are a nasty person!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

I have replied to you and think that your bees are lovely :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

that is because you are awesome clearly!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

Your bee is lovely,

People, please drop down a thread for the lovely bee.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

What are we? Your that last front page has been there ages can`t you please make something good so it moves down bitches?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

I couldnt have put it better.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

but none of the mods friends have made anything good yet

have this awesome cupcake as compensation

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

Yeah, where IS monkeon?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

/board internal politics lol

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

why don't you talkboard lot make something for the frontpage?

oh, right..

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

Most of the stuff on the FP is shit.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

hahaha

fuck off you tiresome cunt.

there, i said it, i'm not ashamed.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

i'm getting pissed on my own via pre-made cocktail shite...

yet somehow you're even more pathetic than me. kudos.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

It's proof that God exists

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boris the spider, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

FSM FTW!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

FSM?

Fetish sado-masochism?

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boris the spider, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

oh crap..does that mean i have to start going to church?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

Church is any place where three worshippers gather together

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boris the spider, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

so my bed then?

;)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

If you're offering, yes, of course

Who's the third? Also, I just dug this out from my b3tards account. It still makes me laugh.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

erm..barry manilow!

and yes you can cum on my face..but only because it's you!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

Awww, thank you

I'll try and avoid your eyes.

I imagine Barry Manilow could do wonders with his nose.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

actually, as this is threadwaste

i have a few more compearoasts to poo out before wednesday

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

cor....nice jugs.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

they're all his own, you know

more reposting unrelated stuff for compo

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

You need to just sit back, relax, and use the gel.

obviously not mine. Still better than 99% of teh board. Not even hotlinking. Still bad form?

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

where do we keep the gel? because i keep running out.

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

I DON'T KNOW

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

i see you have very little input on the mainboard

somehow i dont think we are the lazy lot

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

FP this post

pleeeeease

(Acemandoo, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

fuckoff

You see the thing is, i was quite hopeful about my latest image, had it spent a bit more time on the board who knows it may have ended up there, i guess we'll never fucking know eh.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

get your bee's out!

i started a blog today, what have you been upto?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

i don't have any good bees

edit: i went to chester and got rain on me

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

**strokes cat bee** well that should teach you for going to chester

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

I have done lots of walking backwards and forwards around Eltham.

And I went to the library to see if my book had arrived there yet! It hadnt and it has been 6 weeks!

GITS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

have you tried holding up the library with a gun? it might help!

i walked 8 and a half miles today :D but thats pretty normal for me

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

i walked about 8 and a half feet today.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

haha, well done i couldn't do that

i simply cannot stand still for long

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

i'm in a very lazy mood.

i will have to put the bin bags out and bring the washing in later, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

you don;t HAVE to its just more convenient if you do.

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

if i don't

i'll have a smelly house full of crap and no clean clothes.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

but you won't die....immediately. although you could get ill and eventually die

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

I AM LOOK AT BEES INSTEAD OF CONCENTRATE THREADWASTE

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

The converses are an ace addition.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

they seemed like bee trainers :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

some cunt created a new thread above this one!

what a tosser!

(Acemandoo, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

don't worry i intend to track them down and brutally murder them :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

your bee looks like he enjoys boobs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

that was what i was aiming for :)

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

good aim!

*looks down*
*sees huge boobs*
*happies*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

blue veined ...erm, wings

throbbing, no doubt.

It looks like something from Shigeru Miyamoto's imagination, well done :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

he's clealy not cheery enough and therefor isn't a bee

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

oh.....i did not know it worked like that.

poo :(

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

once again the bar is raised in bee technology :D XD :D

awesome!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

No... I'm not George W Bush. Why?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Thats bush?

Looks like Prince Charles....

Oh...

My...

God...

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Jorvic, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

i have never seen them both in the same place

*Tells the internets!*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

*plots*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:42, archived)

NEVAH!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

You expect us to believe that isnt shopped eh?

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

some one beat you to it

www.freakingnews.com/pictures/36000/Prince-Charles-Bush--36103.jpg

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

It is Charles

But there is a resemblence, no?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

Im scared...

Some one hold me!

Woo at the picture by thw way..

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Jorvic, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:42, archived)

**holds**

sooo how you doin'?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:43, archived)

*relaxes*

*relaxes too much*

Sorry..Ill pay for that to be dry cleaned...

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Jorvic, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

no need, **sniffs** :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

Ta muchley.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:43, archived)

it's both of them

they're co-owners of liverpool together now

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:42, archived)

they are?

*moves house pretty fucking sharpish*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

Hahah, it's good,

but why does it load every time I refresh the page, though?

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

I've not a clue.

Hosted through B3ta.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

i thought it was bush

woo

in other news: i get photoshop again tomorrow. yay.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

I recognise that bloke!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

that mug is infected with "brass-eye" level pyar bad aids.note the texturing of the shite on it!!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

our future king is a

a friggen goblin haha awesome

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

Playing with simplicity

...and I don't mean the stuff that's now called Kotex.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

ooooo

pretty animations

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

thank you :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

Kotex you say?

www.b3ta.com/board/8383458

also woo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

yes, that was ace.

and thanks.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

mm!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Again with the panty pads! You're obsessed Man! ;)

Woo to the pic.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

me obsessed?

when did i post a panty pad pic?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

I refer to this.

www.b3ta.com/board/8331057

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:42, archived)

i see

you're not impressing anyone, you know...

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

very nice

looks cool, just one point, if there is a light on in the shed, wouldn't there already be some light seepage from under the door?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

I thought about that

I wanted to make it more pronounced when the light flickered though

I suppose if I just make it dim the effect should still be the same... *goes to tinker*

edit: done

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

my daughter is at the Paint Shop Pro again

after a little bit of preparation it is now ready for teh compo.

She's 11 by the way so no absolute rudeness please... I'd like her to be able to see comments on her work.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

Argh!

and woo, lovely animation if extremely scary!

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in vino veritas, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

I did a little bit of "technical consultancy" for the animation

but you can bet this time next year she'll be flying solo.

Your girls' lego films were full of ROFL as well, maybe we have the future of British Cinema in our respective houses right now :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

That would be great :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Under two weeks left!

Sadly we can't use our own music at the pub though:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

if I brought along a very modest 'lounge background music' system, could we?

budget surround sound system for tiny PCs , a subwoofer the size of a biscuit tin...? I'm giving it to Kenny and Jessie for their Derby bash anyway... it has a 3.5mm jack input so anyone with an MP3 player or discman can power it, then all we need is 240 volts... ask o'Neills?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

They say they can't as they have no entertainment licence.

Something I happen to know casot 106 squid a year!

EDIT: I have just done some digging and the very fact that theyplay music in the pub demands they need an entertainment licence.
Plus I know one of the barmaids so I'll see what we can do.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

I will pay them the £2.05 it costs for tha tweekend if they're soo uptight :-)

what if we only play original music of our own devisings? I have at least 15 minutes of crap

oh p.s. it's not just 15 minutes of crap sounds. well it is. but not sounds of Craps.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

I'll talk to them later.

I've got a 12 and 6 string that I'm sure we can put to good use at the barbie.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

surely if they want 86 extra people (well perhaps 85 if you're a regular)

at your venue they can work out the bloody financial advantage.

Also, we will complain about their lack of entertainment licence which will cost them far more dearly in the long run.

I am a freelance journalist (well, I used to be) so we don't want to have to complain about having the entertainment facilities curtailed.

sock it to 'em, tin-tin

EDIT and I look forwards to seeing the world's first 18-string player at teh barbie :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

You want to check out Antonio Forcione

I worked with him about 8 years ago and he played a 42 string live:P Plus he used the body for full percussion:P

EDIT: Sorry my mistake. I did the maths and it was 50 string; it comprised of a 6 string, a 12 string and a Greek uze. Yes he did play them togeather:P

I would let you play with my baby but it was stolen a while back (Martin 00016GTE)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:16, archived)

Surely you wouldn't need an entertainments licence for that Yourallgay track anyway.

As it's not commercial music and thus you don't need any royalty public playing based licence.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

It's not to do with the copywrite or the commercial value

It's a way that the council take an integral part of a situation and hold it to random.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

I want my integral part held to random!

Hahahaha

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

Boo!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

Eek!

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in vino veritas, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Moo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

ITS THE QUEEN!

ARGH!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

Hahah, lovely stuff!

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

RARRRR!

Nice work.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

if she had a cap

I'm sure she would doff it. Or Duff it, I'm not sure with street lingo these days.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

Definately "doff".

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

crikey. fearsome work

have some more queenly fun in return

click for bigger

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:33, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

ok, you win at lamps

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

sorry the pointing finger of shame

i had to do this

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

Is that pasanonic?

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

i love this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

woo!

Fine liquefying.

I want a baby, and i want it to photo shop!

Have a pea:

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

Excellent!

A fine advertisment there for Crown Paints

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

Thats wonderfull! and scary

Im envious of the gif making skills...

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Jorvic, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

It's quite impressive that so young would know that HRH Liz is Spawn of the Slithith!

*unrudes*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

Hahaha

aaaaaaaarg

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

Gah!

She's got some mad skillz yo! *jealouses*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

most creepy and excellent!

*clickage*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

fantastic!

i'd watch it, she'll be making you look amateur in 18 months, tops.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

9 months

I reckon.

With the proper encouragement

(readies My Little Pony crushing machine)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

hahaha!

fantastic! more of this sort of thing!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

The Queen! The Queen!

Run!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

Most wonderful.

Definately a chip of the old block.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

thankee sir

now I just need to force feed her
fawlty towers The Goons Blackadder The Young Ones jack Dee Dylan Moran Black Books Fmaily Guy (already partly assimilated) Jackie Chan Jet Li Harry Enfield Kerrang radio 4 Stephen Chow Stephen King Clive Barker and Ben Elton before he bacame pedestrian and middle class. And Bagpuss and all of Dragonball Z.

Then she can do stuff just like her old man.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

it's very nice, she should concentrate on developing a solid exploding style

every animation ends well with one :)

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

He finally got a break...

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Kenna, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Aceness!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=gecCt0F_6nM

frogger hiphop sweetness

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 23 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

hahaha

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

hahaha

:D

tho why he doesn't invest in riverfront property on the other side of the watery thoroughfare is a mystery

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

He fucking hates

Swiss Rolls and he couldnt bear to have to look at them floating by every day!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

haha

but a moistened swiss roll does not float!

this is a nonsense!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

I have only recently got back from Switzerland

and I didnt see a single Swiss Roll! THAT IS AN UTTER NONSENSE!

I fear going to the Arctic now and finding no spongey ice cream!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

I really want a toblorone now.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

Didnt see any of them either!

However, I did see lots of Swiss Army knives. They come with USB Drives now!

Awesomeness!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

yeh

but still no bloody keg!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

I dislike swiss army knives.

I love my Opinel knife though. Much nicer.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Good choice

i'd go for the opinel everytime!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

I haven't got an

Opinel.

/subtle

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

the only chocolate designed to injure you whilst you try and eat it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

But its so lovely :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

all things that you love will hurt you

but if they come back you can eat them...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

I always without fail bruise the roof of my mouth while trying to eat toblerone.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

top tip

break it first, then put it in your mouth :)
edit : do not break the top of your mouth, i meant the chocoalte!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Its been going on so long its like a custom for me now.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

either that

or it pokes you up the nose.
snotty choccy isn't pleasant.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

but what a lovely smell

*snorts chocolate*
Thats just remindedm e of something , when i was kid the drunk kids had a game of snort the vodka, apparently u got drunkerer quicker but dit gives yousnoes bleeds
uhoh triered typing
*falls off chair*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

aaaawwm poor skuggles!

*hugs back to consciousness*
don't snort the vodka, just the coke!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

my insides are broken

been like that all week

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

tell me your symptoms and i'll see what i can do.

"broken" doesn't quite cover it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

erm

you know rice pudding? add carrots and hey presto
edit : and bubbles

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

have you been to a barbecue lately?

it sounds like it may be mild food poisoning.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

nope

nothing out of the usual, what can i do?
should i eat some charcoal (dog biscuits? - mmm tasty)
edit : thinking about it, there was some garlic sauce i put in my sandwich that was 2 years out of date... but i've been using that for ages and not had a problem before

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

don't do anything to stop puking!

if there's something making you sick, let your body get rid of it. sips of water every 15 minutes or so should keep you hydrated without triggering a puking fit. try eating half a piece of dry toast and see if you can keep it down.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

wrong end

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

ah.

same deal, but less toast.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

ooooh

aint had a toblerone in years!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Thats it,

Im buying one tomorrow.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

If my stomach wasn't so dodgy i'd go walk 1/2 a mile to buy one right now

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

Ive gotta go to the shop tomorrow as I now work there.

I figure I can wait until then.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

remind me to pick up my bacon i left in the fridge at work :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

you can't just buy them!

they must come from airports or ferries.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:33, archived)

Should've pushed a local down a hill.

Missed opportunity.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

next he should buy a bridge.

woo!~

Nice humus there. I for one am drained of the stuff.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

i love that game!

i was really good at it, too.
well, better than at donkey kong.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

I now have to play a game of frogger to get it out of my system

:D

edit: gah! I'm shite! my frogs karked it in the water, stupid non aquatic amphibians

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

YOU HAVE FROGGER???

*jealouses*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

1: Go to Google

2: Type "Play Frogger Online"
3: Click the link
4:...
5:...
6: Profits!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

i shall do this later, when i am contented and full of chicken.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

I did that with "GOLDEN AXE"

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

DAR DI DAAR DAR DI DAAAAR

DAAAAR DI DAAAAAR DAR DI DI DAAAAAR

*hums the themetune*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

Oh fuck yes.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

via the power of science

I have mame related frogger action

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Yes! That is a good point.

And it only took nigh on 30 years to figure it out!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

Hahaha! Excellent!

Top stuff.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

Fucking woo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

Haha!

Frogs do the craziest things.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Ribbit!

Woo!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

haha. lostfrog

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

Hehe

I wondered if anyone would pick up on that

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Kenna, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

Hahaha

That reminds me; I must go to Chelmsford soon. I'm due the time off and my boss said I could use his apartment (I'm not saying he's loadsed but it's the one he keeps for when he goes to the races. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

Loving the lost referance,

also, the fact that its message 8383838 is pretty awesome.

(DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

awesome

This and the FP have made my day

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Kenna, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

DUDE

The numbers are bad

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CTU_Bauer, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

suh-weet !

woo

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connor, Tue 20 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

this is brilliant

loving the 'lost' numbers as well :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:20, archived)

So many people use those numbers in the lottery

if they ever came up you'd only win about 50p!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

copters

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

ahh

yes I wondered why the queue at the Army and Navy was worse than usual.

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moogy boobles, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

Would've been better with 1,2,3,4,5,6

If he had a different combo, he'd be able to buy a motorway. And not that crappy one in Manchester or Birmingham.

(sarahlicity, Wed 21 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

Rarrrr?

Sssh! This place is super secret. Hold me.

Superlols abound

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

Nothing beats a good crygasm!

Woo!

EDIT: I cant stop listening to fucking Sam Sparro's Black and Gold and it is really starting to annoy me now!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

A lovely 'lil lesson in Evolution

About all I gathered from it

(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

Yeah,

I heard it on the TV one day and it just fucking stuck in my head! And I absolutely loathe it but I cant stop listening to it.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

I've had the wallace and gromit theme tune stuck in my head for several days now.

It just goes round and round.
Round and round and round...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Gah!

Fucking ear worms!

But I am now listening to some crap Swedish punk lite to remove it :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

woo!

fabulaaargh!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

Hahaha

glad you found the Professor Brothers.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

Ooh there's two new ones.

Must visit somebody with broadband soon.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

The China series is fucking epic.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

i remember waaaaay back when brad neely did "washington"

those were the days...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

That is one of the best.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

crygasm is a fabulous word.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

See the source of the madness

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

pff

his hands are silly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:55, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

Hello :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

claaaaan!

hello! you missed my online Q&A session down the board!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

Can I just state for the record,

that that was the acest thread ever :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:07, archived)

*blushes*

aaawww, you're just saying that!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

What is this?

Linkage please...

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

Here you go young Lemon.

www.b3ta.com/board/8383325

It was epic! Bisexuals and Vases and Everything were there!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

It's the WHITE zone that's for loading and unloading only.

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

Dont tell me!

Smash is the Doctor ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

drop your pants and cough

heheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

Oh god that is nearly as epic as magnets.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

magnets????

*faints*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

Motherfunking magnets, man!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

my thread may be big

but it's no magnets thread!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

I have very much enjoyed reading through that.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

0_0

thank you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

You're right!

I was just saying that. But now I am actually conveying my feelings through the medium of contemporary Dance!

*flounces*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

crikey!

a medium of such gargantuan flouncitude that the only demonstration is a quick "flounce"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

*flounces hard in Discomeats face*

You like that dont you ya filthy whore! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

if he doesn't

i do

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

Aww, I'll have a read through later.

I've been avoiding b3ta recently.

Still, I thought I'd pop by and say howdy before I go for a shower :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

why the avoidance?

have you been busy?
enjoy your shower!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

Firstly, I don't really enjoy b3ta that much any more, since Kk and I broke up.

But I still have a few friends on here, and I like to drop in and have a quick chat, but apart from that I don't really fancy spending much time here for a while.
Call it a break, if you like, but it's indefinate.
I've been having a great time with Gracie, too, I spent all weekend with her, I took her to see a film on friday, then out on dad's boat on saturday, and then we had a lazy day watching Desperate Housewives and Peep Show on sunday.

I haven't got much time for the internet, really, amongst her and revising for my exams, and taking my exams, and finding clothes to wear at school where I take my exams.

So yes, I have been busy ^_^
But the good kind of busy, definately.

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

ouch

Well, good luck to you both anyway - as you say though, you do have friends here so please don't feel you have to avoid us

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

Cheers, it's definately better than a long distance relationship.

I'm going to do more Gimposaurus soon, I keep putting it off due to this revision.
And maybe finish this robot frog I've been working on :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

well, you are a teenage boy

it's only natural that you're more interested in girls. have fun with grace, but don't forget to come and tell us about it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

FINE

:]
Mum gave me "The talk" last night. Again.
Heheh.

She makes a point of not caring if I'm having sex, as long as I use a condom and everything.
In fact, she encourages it.
I have an awesome mum when it comes to things like this.

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:43, archived)

i never got "the talk".

mum was afraid i'd know more about it than her! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

Hahah!

I've had "The talk" more times than I can count.
I think she brought it up because her room is just below mine...

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

broke up?

she's in americans.... this is the internets - you wasn't going out just talking friendly
Good luck with your exams and remember the internet isn't real

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

Which is precisely why I've been spending less time on b3ta due to Kk ;]

Getting a taste of the real world and all that.

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

Yes good idea

:) I did that once

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

Heheheh

It's nice not to have mofaha breathing down my neck all the time.
"You've been talking to her online, and even though you're her boyfriend I am going to stop you talking to her because you asked her to get msn sometime last year" kind of thing.
He was a bit weird about it. Didn't like it.
In fact, he fucking TERRIFIED me.

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

internet dad!

cutting off your internet bollocks

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

Real life dad!

Shaking my real life hand!

See how it works? It's awesome!

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

he is there with you?

i'm confused?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

Hahah, noooo.

I mean I shook Gracie's dad's hand, I get on really well with her parents.

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

you went to americans?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

No, Gracie is my girlfriend, who goes to sixth form at my school.

Killerkitti's called Athena.

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

oh yea

sorry i'm not with it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

No worries

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

You are a mad.

I love this. Lots. :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

Not me really.

Just influenced by Brad Neely. See Link above.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

haha, what!

full of artistic angst

show it at the tate!

actually, fuck the tate, let's put on a b3ta show there!

that'll show 'em

and, if any of 'em have open checkbooks I for one welcome them as my overlords

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

YES!

B3tart!

SNARNS!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

*rubs own legs*

OH SNARN!

we'd have to hobnob with artistes and shit

haha, this plan has disaster written all over it

I say we go for it :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

*Super-fives*

GO TEAM B3TA-ARTSES!

B3TA_ARSES!

DU U N££D B3TTER ARSES?

I KN0\/\/ 1 |)0!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

YEAH!

LET'S B3TTER ARSE FOR MORE ARSEMENT!

(what?)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:08, archived)

Yeah shit and shit.

\o/

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

LIKE TOTALLY SHIT AND SHIT!

AND SHIT

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

Lovely!~

hey, did you get your randomburn yet?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

No :(

Ive had one off of Seventh and Mrs. Hoodbutter though, which were fab.

I especially enjoyed the Hoodbutter Studio Album extra thing she gave me. It was superbraw.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

well, coming from merkaland so may take a bit longer

should have it by tomorrow though

I also included a bonus track for ye... oh and a treat too

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:08, archived)

IF YOU SENT ME SOME JERKY I WILL LOVE YOU THIIIIIIIIIS MUCH!

And thats a lot.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

I can see the music!

Click for bigger (102KB)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

this reminds me of the time when everything went mental and was impaled on everything else

ah, what a happy day :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

I was off sick that day.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

aww well

there's always another day :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

Yeah, I hope so!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

unless you fall down a well

and skippy won't rescue you

then you'd have to get used to well based living

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

Fucking Skippy!

I know the cunt wouldnt rescue me because all the slagging off I do of the aussies ;)

I always prefered Flipper anyway!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

personally I prefered the evil russian science crossed version of flipper and skippy

FLIPSKY

he like battles for communism or something

it's great

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

draw this!

i command you! well i don't but I'm going to pretend i do :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

imagine jolly jack drew it

then it would actually resemble the thing it's meant to be

:D

_{(also, it'd have tits)}

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

but your drawings are betterer!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

I wish

I'd draw fucking endless deformed things with wierd arms and tits

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

good

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

Exactly!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:56, archived)

no more, no less

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

you clearly suffer from synaesthesia.

don't worry, it's not fatal, just freakish.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

Richard D James (Aphex Twin)

Apparently has this.

pea

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

I would fucking love to have Synaesthesia!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

Dunno, might get distracting

Shut up; you smell purple and taste all velvety

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

i love purple velvet

it's cheesy yet decadent.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

*Awards interesting fact of the day award*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

Thanks

Badge plz

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

Mbbe l8r

LOL!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

*waits

with gleeful look in expectant eyes

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

Really weird, I can taste some dark greens (edit : when i look at them that is)

weird but true

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

i can taste dark green cabbage

that's about it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

its not a pleasant taste

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

is it like cloth?

someone once said that to me, i told them they were talking bollocks. i still don't know if he was.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

I can't explain the taste

it just tastes of green

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:08, archived)

fair enough.

i'd like to taste silver.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

i'd imagine its like eating tin foil

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

*winces*

please, i've got fillings!
*does the full-body shudder*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

*Looks up*

You might be on to something there...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

yay!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

the smell of the sound of a cymbal

is quite invigorating!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

Dunno, it's a bit too tartan in the ol' nostrils

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

I like this.

It reminds me of colouring books.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

Aceness of drawing.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

This is all manner of aceness!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

woo!

fably!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

This looks like I see !

I see how this looks too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

yay!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

Words escape me on your brilliance

WooYayHoupla is as close as it gets :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

A request from a friend ended in this

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

mnamamana!

do do do do do
edit : woah now she's a zebrafish

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

but surely that mouth is a plus?

_{tries not to mention the file size and awaits nazi invasion}

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

indeed it will

thats ridiculously large!

Photobucket

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

her hand is huge!

and can crush objects with it's squeezing might!

*unzips*

*waits*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:34, archived)

pfft!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

if only i could be bothered

*sigh*
What should i draw?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

me.

being fawned over by jeff goldblum and his huge man-meat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

fawned?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

You are him!

You are brandow!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

Merely the spawn thereof

as there is only One True Brandoo.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

what about this woman?

*gets to find picture*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

O_O

she looks like she eats kittens!

=^.^=

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

your not supposed to eat them?

...oops

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

no you are meant to go "aww kittins"

and they go "mew! MEW MEW MEW"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

i'm actually really allergic to kittens

so much that my eyes swell :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

Those are just the tears of joy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

no tears...

just swelling

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

that is sad

you will have to adopt another cute type animal pet

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

worm?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

She's not Brandow.

/doffs rocket scientist cap and waves

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

rotate and overlay

and you'll see!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

SUICIDE GIRLS.COM

GONE FRICKEN WRONG..... fucking scares the shytes out of the neighbors

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:08, archived)

yes it is

but thats not where i found her, can't remember what i was looking for but she was on there

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

Is he still going!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

awwww! a little birdie!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

_{Sorry for large filesize}

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:32, archived)

awww

*flicks ear*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

odd as it may seem...

...that mouth looks fir for face sex

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

abe?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:34, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

It took me far too long to realise what you had shopped

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

I know I know, shopped pics only...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

Wayne roonie doesn't own a cat

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

^this

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

pfffft

does he own Celine Dion ?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

yes

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

he infact has a celine dion cloning machine in his basement

he paid for it by using the money he received from kicking balls around

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

and everynight he hunts them for pleasure

then recycles them into another deline ceion

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

oh god, the humanity of it all!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

Celine's heart really does go on!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

and on and on

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

the energizer bunny of aortic pumping

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

LMAO

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

home-office-giggle!

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Weetobix, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

Is your name

like the boy from Spirited Away? I think he's called Haku.

Also, hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

yus, I took this name & my haku.co.uk website name from that film

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

Really!?

That's really cool. I love that film. *^_^*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

Is his name

meant to be like Haiku, and Sen like Zen?

I often wonder. One of my very most favourite films.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:32, archived)

Haku was shortened from his real name Kohaku

the evil witch stole part of his name to imprison him

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

yeah

but still Zen Haiku, Sen Haku, it's too close to be coincidence. And it is Japanese. (although perhaps more involved with Shinto and spiritualism than Buddhism)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

I remember this

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

I'm sorry, but I just.. had to

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

*parp*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

you said it

leave Wayne Rooney alone!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

GET OUT!!!!!

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

Haha,

woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

*Spang*- ola!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

I have no idea who those people are

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

ha ha!

spang!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

Have an A

for silliness. (and a click)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:08, archived)

I may have been over-ambitious

Previously: Kif
Previouslier: Leela

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 19 May 2008, 20:09, archived)

ahahahaa!

very woo!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

It took fucking ages, and now I have hand cramp, and it still looks crap.

Still glad I at least tried. Creating Bender from a human is not easy, even if you use the world's most photoshoppable man.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

both I and my grin are glad you made this.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

Thank you muchly :)

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 19 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

are those people eyes?

woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

His eyes

Heavily shopped.

Enlarged, blurred, selected, coloured, blurred, smudged, blurred again. I'm not good at this.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 19 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

I like the eyes :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

You wouldn't have at several points during their creation

I'm surprised I kept going at it. It looked horrendous throughout...

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 19 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

Ha ha!

Brillio.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

Thanks

I still prefer my Kif one though.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 19 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

freaky

yay!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

Marvelous

keep up teh good work

(Yoda's Bong Been a worshiper of the dark ones since, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

Illustrated Lyrics...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

if only they got a haircut they wouldn't have walked into each other

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

yeah

fukin hippies

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

see i had long hair when i was young

but only because i like heavy metal, now if you call someone a hippy when they like that kinda music, you get a size 8 1/2 steel toe cap shaped butt cheek :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

Hahahahah.

This is true.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

if only you could see how long my hair is

and i am neither hippy nor metal head (just really tight with cash)
:)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

does it annoy you when you sit on it?

mine tried to strangle me in the night, so I shaved my head

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

It tried to strangle you!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

yes, wrapped itself around my neck at night

i woke up choking

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

what a nightmhair

bold to be bald

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

oh i'm not bald

or balding (yet)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

now they have gestalt stereo vision

fear them

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

Or eyes for that matter!

tis verily woosome though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

I AM X-RAY!

\o/

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

You know of him!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

I *AM* X-RAY!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

Ooooh!

You are!? AWESOME!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

LIES!

:(

I wish I was X-ray.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

I'm X Ray and so's my wife!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:08, archived)

I am America, and so can you!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

I CAN SEE YOUR INSIDES!

I CAN CAUSE CANCER!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

I AM PREFERENTIALLY ABSORBED BY MATERIAL WITH A HIGHER ATOMIC NUMBER, THUS ALLOWING IMAGING OF THE HUMAN BODY

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

Oooo hark at 'er with 'er university degree.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

Much of my degree is about the interaction of radiation with matter,

I couldn't help myself.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

Do they make sunglasses so you can see radiation rays yet?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

They probably could.

It'd be fucking expensive though. You could use scintillation crystals, probably.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

build me some :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

I'll need several thousand pounds.

And bacon. Lots of bacon.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

how many several?

I has all the bacon :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

Enough to feed me through the construction process.

I'll also need bread, butter, and mayonnaise.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

well I can provide everything but the manonaise

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

Surely that would only allow you to see radiation which strikes the glasses though.

Which to be honest would be rubbish and about the same as a Geiger counter.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

In the same way as your eyes only see light which strikes them.

It might be pretty.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

It wouldn't be the same

unless the crystals release a photon in the same direction the original radiation was traveling in. If not, they'd just be opaque glasses that light up.

If you could put a layer of these crystals over the retina, that might work.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

That is true.

If the crystal were thin enough, it should give you a little blob of light around the interaction, if there's not too much reflection.
But if they were that thin, the amount of radiation you'd see would be a fraction of the amount destroying your eyes.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:31, archived)

You could build a pair of complete artificial eyes to wear in front of your real eyes

connected to some kind of screen on the back of the glasses.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

In this case, you may as well strap it to a little remote controlled thingumy,

so you don't have to go near the radioactivity.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

What!

And miss all the fun!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

Ok, ok, you can go in.

And you'll have a handy device showing you how badly you're being irradiated.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

Not only that, I could see exactly what was most radioactive

and run away from it or cosy up to it, according to taste. Might be handy in some kind of post-apocalyptic nightmare world.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

Not only that,

but I predict they'll make quite an impressive fashion statement.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

What he said.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

Another idea is to put a collimator behind the crystal,

to absorb the photons which don't head straight to the eye after being produced in the crystal.
This kind of thing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Collimator.jpg

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

needs more bacon

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

That's all very well,

but the crystal would react to radiation coming from all angles, so it'd light up indiscriminately all over all the time.
...Needs a lens in front, possibly.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

This is also true.

You'd need another collimator on the front, then.
I appreciate these glasses are becoming rather chunky and inefficient.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

chunkiness is not an issue

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

no i mean i want to see radiation

the waves n all

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

Ah.

I suggest asking happytoast to make a nice animation of it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

scieneces suck :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

it's the powerpuff girls' story!

Bubbles; the teen years.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

HAHAHAH

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

The little slut!

I heard she ran off with Gendy Tartenosky!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:08, archived)

haha!

madness

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:26, archived)

ONE STEP BEYOOOOOOONND!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

yay for this happy tale of dansin and true love

can't wait for the sequel

will I need tissues?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

In the sequel he comes back from the grave and goes on a killing spree.

Obviously he dies first though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

man, I'm overcome with emotion

*spurts 'fluid'*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

Hahahah

Possibly.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

Brightens up a dull Monday

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

Hooray!

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

you have a lovely natural drawing style

takes me forever!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

I prefer I am X

but then I prefered his last Sneaker Pimps album

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

I am XY

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

what?

not a joke, www.myspace.com/iamx
Chris Corner was the driving force behind the Sneaker Pimps and turned out two fucking awesome albums after people thought they'd split up, before going on to record as I am X

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

I know.

I know.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

Luffly

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

Thank you.

*^_^*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

Unrealistic...

...on dice, 4 must be opposite 3
It's science!
:-p

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Tue 20 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

paris hilton

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limpfish, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:00, archived)

That's Hot!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

and STILL looks smug

what the hell, she's got like an excess of smugness dna or something

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

i would

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

I like the "pointing to the stars" finger :)

ha ha topshop!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

How fitting that I'm just settling down to watch

Jeff Wayne's "War of the Worlds" the musical.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:08, archived)

I prefer the "voicebook" or whatever you call it

you know, the one they read out on the radio compared to the one on tv

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

Yes it is very good but all the same

who does not get excited by the wotw overture with Richard Burton reading '...they drew their plans against us'? nobody that's who. Nobody and bastard homophobic communists. That's who.

( this is the modern musical that they toured on stage. It's on Sky Movies Indie. It's cool.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

Would.

(Retow, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

wow

sends shivers down me spine...

(william_shatner, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

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