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Inspired by ninj and barry's earlier posts

I noticed something odd about the Saving Private Ryan cover ...

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

Isn't that Simon Weston?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

Has no-one noticed that before?

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TY&GN, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

OH MY GOD

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

Not sure I quite see that...

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

oh god

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

-__-

O DA

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sooperdave, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

the world never understands anything

fact!
edit: i like this a lot

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

I like this.

Why is my reply here, it should be down over there *points*

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Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

*looks*

how strange.

i will put this here

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sooperdave, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

most splendid as ever

twice

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

oh god thats lovely

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

this is ace!!

*clicks*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

Aww

Always here to lend a hand.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

I have befriendled you on DA

you big emo

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

an Emo?

wearing orange and red?
I'm afraid I don't think so

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

haha

im not emo, im deep and meaningful.

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sooperdave, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

I forgot to woo you!

I apologise...how rude of me...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

emo

an ex used to love the googoo dolls.

Clearly things could never have worked out.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

ive been listening

to the new new found glory cover album and it has it on it.

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sooperdave, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

Aww, I certainly know that feeling

That's cute but :(

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

Fuck yes

I feel like this some days.

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

When everything's maaayyyyyeeed to be broken!!

Cute!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

I like this image, but...

1. The Earth doesn't have a brain, it cannot feel emotions. So don't worry!
2. You appear to be as "tall" as earth. Do you have any moons and/or life existing on you?
3. I thought space was black, not white
4. Just because you cover your eyes and cannot see, does not mean others cannot see you. I thought only babies fell for that?
5. Eventhough the Earth cannot feel emotion, he seems quite concerned. Maybe you should talk to him?
6. I'm taking this all to (semi) seriously. Wait? That can't happen can it? semi-serious? I can have a "semi" whilst feeling serious.. but that's not the same.. I'll shut up now :(

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

Geez, this takes too fucking long

The boss keeps coming in, and i have to hide all of this every time..
i've been doing this since morning and still it has no hands.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

*demands a net of the model so I can make my own*

most excellent stuff, Sir!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

this:

www.cubeecraft.com/index.html

this must be my next one:
www.cubeecraft.com/character037.html

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

ooooohhhhh

I thought you designed the whole thing yourself....

Still, looks good, gonna have to go though that site later!

and for those who want something REALLY challenging, try this:
www.yamaha-motor.co.jp/global/entertainment/papercraft/ultra/index.html

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

I made some of these aaaages ago

www.ericksmodels.com/paper/models/models.html

I had a tiny fleet of Homeworld models hanging above my desk...

I remember finding the yamaha one years ago...still got the pdf somewhere...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

oooohhh, forgot about this:

aliens.humlak.cz/aliens/aliens_papirove_modely_gb.htm

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

bit easier this one

www.cubeecraft.com/character009.html

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

excellent

Make a domo-kun!

It wont be hard!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

i made this out a a filters box ages ago... does this count?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

yes.

woo

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

haha

thats ace!

I drew a domo face on a paper bag the once - great likeness. Wonder if i can find the pic anywhere....

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

you must.

it is the law.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

i am found its

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

I haz to post this then:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

twas brillig

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

and the slithey toves

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

did twunt and badong in the wabe

bonus points if you can tell where the word badong is from

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

Philippines?

Sounds like the word mrs H uses to refer to their 'delicacy' of fermented fish heads.

But could be wrong...

*wikipedias*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

nothing that serious i'm afraid

it's from the awesomely silly film Kung Pow! Enter the Fist.

'That's bad. and wrong. in fact there should be new word to describe how wrong and bad it is. like badong!'

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

Thats a lot of nuts!

(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

english as a second language classes in room, 2B

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

menthol?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

yeah

they don't wreck my throat as much.
plus anyone who begs a rolly from me gets a bit of a surprise.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

Menthol

FTW

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fannycradock, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

my dopey mate at work once got one stuck up his nose. oh how we laughed.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

I've downloaded the Dr Venture and Hellboy ones

and then realised my craft knives are at home.
*cries*

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

just use a murder blade.

it works too.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Does it have to have drawn blood first?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

well, yes. that's the catch..

but my office is full of fresh blood.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

It doesn´t need hands to terrorize the town!

Except if it is a robot programmed to fistfuck his victims violently.

Otherwise, top woo!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

hahahaha i literally just finished the original bat man, but mines in colour and therefore faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar bettererer

only trouble is i can't take a photo at the mo.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

refreshing

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

made in a gas free environment?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

arf

*yawn*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

mit gas

or without gas?

Carbonated beverages are described as 'mit gas' in Germany.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

sin gaz

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Con Gas

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

i like my jews with a nice chianti and falava beans

woo!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

"Not from concentrate"

haha, oh dear

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

office lolled, dammit

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

...or is it??

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

...

(Cat Fur Head, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

Jews...Commies

it was all the same to them...

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

...

where are we going to get monsters from now?

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Eeeek!

:D

Edit: Oh he's dead... Shame.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Over there----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

*Sad news indeed

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

'tis very sad...

...looks like BBC finally put the story up

edit: who bloody rude of me, that pic is awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

yes 'tis old news now.

Still sad though.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

How'd you do that ripple effect?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

Wind

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

It's a cloth object with the baby alien thing as the collider

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

proper lol

Ace! Nice ground wobblage too.

I was kinda expecting the terminator to come out the grave though.

Poor stan - he was ace on toast.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

^this

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

your 3d work is great

Massive thumbs up mate

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

oh no :(

cinema is dead to me now

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

Couldn't believe this...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

had a bit of a board mourning last night

www.b3ta.com/board/8468705

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

a fitting epitaph

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

there's good one over at AICN

www.aintitcool.com/node/37109

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

can we have a day-shift mourning please?

he gave us more cinema treats than speilberg :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

^ New terrorist strategy!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

YES!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

Get Walrus Man to design them?

Fuck, actually I think that would scar people mentally.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

H.R. Geiger ?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

designed, he built

Geiger's a smashing freak. Have seen his erotic work?

Truly disturbed.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

interview with him in the new issue of ImagineFX

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

ooooh

might have to have a look

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

the birth machine ftw

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

That's lovely

but it's sad news, too.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

Horsey done did a licky on it...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

MONGHORSE

horse got the mong

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

WHERE IS MY CEMENT YOU HORSE?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

he'll win the handicap

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mongychops, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

*wonders what the jockey looks like*

hehehe, nicely done!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Hahahaha!

Win :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

hehehe

we saw one of those a few weekends ago at Redwings.
He's called Oliver on account of his twisted face.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

big face

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

little face

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

cardboard box

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

ha! :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

Haha!

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..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

hahaha

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

hahahahaha

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

pfffft!!!!

Don't make me laugh at work!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

hahahahahahaha - Worth a lol?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

I laugh at work

but then I am a practical joke tester

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

Hahahaha

Email exchange between me and Mrs Vagabond just now:

Mrs V: I'm bored.

A V: Start singing.

Mrs V: No. It's boring here. I want to play with you.

A V: OK. I'm someone famous. Who am I?

Mrs V: Harrison Ford.

A V: No.

Mrs V: YES! Or else.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

you're wife has been playing around with harrison ford.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

She wishes.

She gets all giggly when he's on telly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

does she like wrinkly old men then?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

No but she loves him

Esp in Star Wars, Witness, and Indy. She wants to touch him in a sexy way in those films, I believe.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

Try taking her here on Holiday.

maps.live.com/localsearch/default.aspx?what=harrison%22&where=Ford&s_cid=ansPhBkYp01&mkt=en-gb

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

Ooooo...kay

Did that further the cause of mankind? No. It didn't.

Funny though.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Oh FFS.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

Further the course of mankind?

I think you've confused b3ta with the New Scientist...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

Did THAT further the cause of mankind?

We're letting mankind down!

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Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

Yes it did!

that's exactly what it has done

infact, there was a recent report about it

http://tawt.internationalbusiness.co.cn/reports/businesscommunication.html

that explains all about it.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

I read that on the original release.

A very insightful piece I thought...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

personally, I love it, best of all reports

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

i wondered why i had already read it

then i clicked to see what it was
then i swore a blood oath to kill you

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

lolfest :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

parp

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

haha

win!

(woo to the face pictures too)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

Hahahaha!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

fucking office lol!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

Yataaah!

I've missed all of season 2 of Heroes. Is it worth buying/renting on DVD?

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Joliet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

That's saved me money and time.

You shall receive your reward in heaven.

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Joliet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

I missed all of series 1 and 2

is my life empty and unfulfilled?

i watched ep 1 and thought 'meh'

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

torrent the episodes.

ther's only 11 of them.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

UNLESS

you're on virgin...

Actually, even then, you're only going to get a letter saying play nice in future and pay for stuff...

But its the first slippery step ppl!

They is planning to takes over t'interweb!

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

seriously?

Unless there's something in the agreement you sign about not using P2P, that is illegal surely?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

go onto to usenet then.

or move away from virgin.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

I thought it was 13?

Aww man D:
Also: from what I've seen/heard torrent quality sucks.
There's no way to appreciate Heroes cinematics by torrent.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

depends on the way the file is encoded.

but my versions are like looking at top quality TV and the files are only about 700mb.

you have to suffer having inline adverts for bionic woman and other shows, but the quality is top notch. i finished series two before it ever came on bbc2.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

cinematics?

I think I'm watching the wrong show. I just see some poor vfx of lightning, chinese army camps and green screening. There is some nice burnt skin makeup work on the square faced guy though.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

What you're forgetting is

I don't give a fuck if it's a simple technique, if it looks good, then it looks good, which is good enough for me.
It's *like when* two really attractive people have a child who's really attractive - you know how it's done, but that doesn't stop the child ~~causing paedophilia~~ being sexually abused by paedophiles.

* probably wasn't too good to miss out these words .

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

hahahah

what?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

I thought I didn't make any sense :D

It made sense to me.
I think.
*re-reads*
*re-words*
I LIEK METAFOURS

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

I only liek real fours

you can keep your "meta" faux's to yourself

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Well I've got a treat for you then:

4
:D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

only saw the first two eps of series 1

got bored, and didnt bother with the rest

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

i keep forgetting all about it so it's not doing anything for me....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

*huggles*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

the first 4 episodes are slow as hell but after that it really picks up

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

tehe

this one made me giggle :)

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Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

Top gnops!

etc

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

Cardboard box!

EDIT: Haha, same box, but my smily face slowed me down.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

what a lovely face :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

O hai popular cardboard box :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

Cardboard box did you say?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

DOMOTRON TRANSFORM!

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Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

hahaha!!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

*doffs cap*

~~cap~~ trilby

~~trilby~~ box

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Noice!

i likes this

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Ooooo... it's the talented one...

*hushed awe*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Silence, you - im a noob!

*blushed whore*

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

Yes, but as a noob that's the offspring of Happy Toast and JJ...

*bows*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Now that's not very nice, treat him like a normal newbie!

TITS OR GTFO
READ THE FAQ
Etc.
;D

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

haha, thats brilliant!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

herro

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

Why am I looking at your Miagi look a likey?

/not lacist blog.

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

That's very yatta

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

hehe

(

glubglub should be working on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Shopped

blah blah blah

:OD

(

Joliet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

^That

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

^This

(

The Tig and me, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

^Them

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

is that the rather lovely

Anne Hathaway?

She looks like she should have been around in the 50s

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

i think it is

and I've barely shopped her, she really has got big face

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

^Hahaha what she said ^

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

it looks like her.

she's very friendy when on a boat, apparently.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

Friendly

or friendly wikka-wah-wah

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

friendly wikka-wah-wah

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

*buys a boat*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

*buoys a boat*

(

The Tig and me, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

still would :)

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

Still have.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

^This

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

^That

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

you're supposed to shop pictures here.

;)

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

What have you changed?

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Beeeeg fayce!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Shopped images only

She is a weird looking one at the best of times

(

sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

unshopped only please

etc...

No idea who they are, but theyre nice and subtle.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Modern equipment eh?

Made after criminal under usage of a pic of my cat that I made years ago. Normal pic of cat here on the right.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

Makes me want to tickle it's tummy

(

Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

hebden bridge?...

thats less than a mile away from where i live, well it is where i live

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

There was a bash there

I don't go to many bashes but for some reason I went to a Yorkshire one despite living in Beds.

(

Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

man, i can't believe i missed it

haha

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Some cats like having their tummy tickled

and some clamp down on your lower arm and remove skin.

My cat was a clamper.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

did it charge you a £120 removal fee?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

Pfft!

It wanted a pound of flesh

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

Hahahaha ^ What she said

/auto-reply no.154

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

I'm sorry I haven't a clue

(

Joliet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

I agree

(

Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

Really?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

Really.

(

Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

Cat scan?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

Yeah

But what is the serious condition?

(

Joliet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

I honestly thought it was a rabbit.

(

Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

Oh.

Well norks. I can't ever come up with anything funny.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

Its probably just me not understanding stuff.

That happens a lot.

(

Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

Me too!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Having said that

the bit underneath about the source picture of my cat might have helped.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

It is Tuesday
It is Lunchtime
I've only had four cups of tea today

Why am I looking at the underside of your cat?

(

Joliet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

This

minus the tea, plus an ice pop.

(

Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

ace

i love the expression of the woman after the cat-scan

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

My first image upload, I hope it works *nervous*

I made this for a geeky sound engineer friend's birthday.

EDIT: Aww, everyone was nice, thank you. :)

(

Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

Thats awesome :D!

*clicks*

(

Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

that is several kinds of ace

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

ha - welcome to the BSc Hons club!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

Pah! BMus (Hons) FTW!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

BMus?

not even Mozart's got one of them

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

Bet he owned a BMus though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

He dead.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

what?

Mozart dead?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

Sadly, all it qualifies me to do is play the pink flute...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

you could be in a Jethro Tull tribute band

called Jethro Dull

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

*turns a whiter shade of fail*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

You can get degrees in that?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

Strictly speaking no...

But you've got to pass somehow...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

It had better be a first

or we're not letting you in.

(

Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

BSc(Hons) FTW!

Not that its done me a sod of good since

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

Pah!

I laugh at you all!

Joliet, BSc, SSc.

(

Joliet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

sweet!

4 track ftw.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

does it work?

I think your freind will be pissed off if it doesn't.

(

noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

Sadly not

although it was rather tasty. :) we have a reasonable home studio though and the party was here so recordings were made that night.

(

Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

I've never wanted to stick a knob in my mouth so much in my life

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

LIES!

you're always doing it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

Woo!

*clicky*

(

DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

Thats reet bo

I wanna twist those knobs off and eat em!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

proper bo

are you from Bolton?

(

WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

nay

im from Mr Speights (original) home - WULVERAMPTEN!

I just picked it up from craig david.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

lovely stuffs

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

Nice have a click!

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

Very good!

*impressed*

(

..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

This is brill!

More of this sort of thing!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

hehehe

cool :D

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

That is most woo, yay and hoopla!!

I hope he doesn't comment on you're gain structure thought:P

*clickies*

EDIT: all sound engineers are the geekiest of geeks, we just hide it well:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

Glad I'm not the only one that spotted that...

The stereo balance is waaaaaaaay off...

Ok, I'll stop now.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

Oops, sorry

I don't actually use mixers very often, I just tried to make it look pretty.

/girlie girl.

(

Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

cake mixers are much better, anyway

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

Ha ha

I think it's better that way - it allows geeky sound engineer types to get stuck in on two different levels :)

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Look at those meters...

They're clipping like bastards!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

*inserts compressor into the sidechain*

PHEW! Disaster is averted...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

*knees softly*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

Stereo balance has nothing to do with gain structure:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Oh you pedant you...

I'm well aware... I meant that the stereo is ALSO well out...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

Tell me about it, I'm married to one too :)

(

Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

That's ridiculously cool.

(

Comma, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

so he'll be eating your knobs ?

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

that is a rather excellent bit of cakeage!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

nice!

when my friend had a kidney transplant another mate made a kidney shaped cake

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

you sicko

(

WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

Brilliant.

You may want to lower the levels a bit. The meters seem to be clipping...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

that's fantastic :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

That is all of the tasty top.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

Fucking woo

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

haha cool! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

You clever git!

*Click*

(

Monty Propps, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

That is an image that will never Fade Away;)

Hope you is well:)

(vanburger, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)

Aha! It's a...

...food mixer.

<gets coat>

(

Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

That's just lovely!

I think it's a Mackie?!?!

(Lump, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)

Oh wow :)

Can you make us one for Van?! ;)

(

Frogbeat, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)

sometimes I wonder whether I should've had children

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

THIS is educational

I had no idea black people had pink breasts and cocks?

(

noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

clearly you've never read National Geographic

...and they're not black, they are just in shadow

or something

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

Aren't all breasts and cocks pink?

(

Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

mine are

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

As are mine

clearly, this is the norm.

(

Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

HAH

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Stand veeeery still...

(

Ninj, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

I believe that is a real film

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

you believe . . .

yeah! right! you were in it! C]:0D
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

I played Ryan

one of my better roles.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

was it a big part?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

n'yargh!

isn't that an already existing porno?

(

noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

Yay! Pea tiem!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

Apparantly ther's a porn film actually called that:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

Well fuck me!

There's a big deformed, moustachioed face in the clouds ... is that supposed to be there?

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

^this

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

I think

it looks a bit like the dude from Gangs of America, the bad guy ... or the other guy from Deadwood. Hum!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

Adolf is very cross with you heini

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

Tehehe :D

(

Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

Needs more compression...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

Carry me...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

Ah he is cold....

he she - whatever

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

No.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

petrol and a box of matches is a good cure for that!

most excellent stuff, sir!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

give a man fire and he's warm for a night

set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

then I guess Simon Weston has a very low heating bill...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

in a sack with these bricks to the canal.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

idibidibidi

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

Haha this!

hello Buck!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

Is that Pob?

Starring in a German scheisse movie?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

haha!

*fears*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

NO!

carry yaself fo'

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

He looks like Twikie

biddy-biddy-biddy

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

That's fucking Pinocchio

Woo

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Sorry about the multi-threads

Here's my birthday cake (made by my mate) and my mate's birthday blancmange (made by me)

Close ups can be seen HERE and HERE

(

DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Tasty.

(

Zuowan, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

your breasts are lovely!

*titter*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

Well, someone was gonna do it, and it may aswell be me,

and it works both as a spang and a comment upon the new film!

(

..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

hulk taken down by lycra.

have you seen the new one then?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

camel toe!!

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Moose knuckle

surely.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

Gah!

mind pissage!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

Evil snarf

*snarf-snarf-snarf*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Mammoth toe

shirley?

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Moose Knuckle!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

i thought it was ace

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Eh?

*notices*
Oh fuck D:
hahaha! excellent

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

My sentiments exactly

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

Ha! Nicely done.

However, I petition the board to hereforth desist forthwith posts that rhyme with hulk smash.
Won't anyone think of the children?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

*thinks*

*masturbates with vigor*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

ahahahaha

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

Is that some sort of cleaning product?

It's vigour round these parts boy

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

(

WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

i can't see what you did there...

woo!

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

*shudder*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

This ¬

www.b3ta.com/board/8470170

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

hmm..

you need to moustashify him.

XD

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8470399

(

noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

just being pedatic but...

thats from the eric bana film

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

Aye I know, tho the last on was pretty gash too,

altho it did have the lovely Jennifer Connelly which almost saved it...

(

..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Crikey!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

too subtle?

(

pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

Hahaha

those crazy australians!

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

hahahah

excellent signage!

WOOYAYHOUPLA!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

pfffft

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

I like the one that points to the bogs

which says
Way Out
Women

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

ooh...

hahahahaha

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

I cooked these on the barbeque

and they are real

Edit: This picture is unshopped, they really sell these buggers in shops!
www.littleboys.co.nz/
Site is safe, don't worry

(

DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

hahah

Ace. Lecter approved brand.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

I saw your gential Ben post

I saw the link to your art

I hate you

(

WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

why?

He seems nice

(

WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

its the MODESTY

THE MODESTY AND THE TALENT

(

WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

hush now

you're making a scene

(

WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

I'm not the one making a scene

(

WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

He's a talented digtial artist

and you are a crusty jobber

get over it

(

WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

I POST MY STUFF ON B3TA SO AS NOT TO BE REMINDED OF THIS

He's going to blow my cover

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WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Maybe you could do with being knocked down a peg or two

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WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

I hate you

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WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

*shakes

snap out of it man

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

Hahahaha!

no tell him what you REALLY think!
leave him alone he thinks I'm FAB!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

That's my favarite bean!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

out of curiosity, what was the original called?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Unshopped

completely real.

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

*Shopped only please

etc

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

my subtle undermining of the post went a-miss

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

I know I know

it was for the challenge, I couldn't leave them out.

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

jeez

obviously not a UK brand then. It would be thrown in jail and bum-raped.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

pfft

should read pork funnel and rage

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Everyone loves to gobble down little boys sausages.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

oh dear

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

Oh hai lol well good luck and everything rofl

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

What a lovely hat

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

There's someone in the background wearing an even bigger one...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

Ike did look a bit senile at the best of times.

And now this?!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

it was post-edited

I just dug up this original

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

There was a lady on the radionews yesterday

telling us how British soldiers are out there, risking their lives, many of them dying, so far from home and comfort.

So, because they're out there, dying, they'd really appreciate it if we sent them some toothpaste and Haribo.

I do wonder how she thinks that sweets and toothpaste will stop soldiers dying.

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Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

haribo has the same bullet stopping qualities as kevlar.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

and toothpaste is great

for soothing anal chaff

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

and smearing yourself in toothpaste,

acts as a repelant to all insurgents

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

they fear its minty whitness.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

i'm always amazed by people who're saying

"it's terrible all these british people dying in afgahnistan!" well, yeah.... it is sad, and it really is, but they are being paid to be soldiers and its not as though they joined up without knowing the risks, is it? maybe i'm just being cynical but no-one drafted them

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

Not to get to political...

Does anyone know why we went over there in the first place?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Free booze and whores

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Because the taliban weren't nice people

being all mean to their people, forcing silly laws on them.

Oh, and letting TERRORISTS and PAEDOPHILES operate in the country.

And if you're against the war on TERRORISTS and PAEDOPHILES, you must be one yourself. Or maybe both. A.. terrophile.

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Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

I thought TERRORISTS and PAEDOPHILES only operated in Jersey?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

*prepares to invade Jersey*

*leaves invasion plans on train*

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Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

Hahahaha ^ What she said

/auto-reply no.154

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

i hate the taliban because they blew up the budda statues.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

Me too.

I'm quite glad the Taliban are out of power. But it was too late to save the statues :(

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Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

i think they nicked out oil or something

and tony bush wanted it back

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Maybe they only joined up to parade around with the big hats on

They didn't realise about all the fighting and that

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Surely if you leave toothpaste and Haribo in the same box

overnight they will cancel each other out and you'll end up with nothing.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

This is what I have learnt from Science

But I will not test it, lest the Haribo be lost.

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Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

it looks like he's holding

a little head shaped baloon

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

they should do that

realistic head shaped helium balloons

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

I love his serious look

despite the fact that he's standing in front of a killer.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Sticking with the bear theme...

When googling some pics for my genital ben down below, i found 2 bear pics that were just too good to not use...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

Hahahaha!

Jings! He's had a BAD salmon!

Hahahahaha!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

hahahahaha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

Please animate a follow through....

Im hungry, what should I make for my lunch.. I should maybe compofy it as well?

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Jorvic, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

animate it it hard !!!!

oh i forgot you can't.

*not in the least bit envious.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

i'm having a BBQ chicken wrap.

a sausage roll and some crisps.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

Smell my guff!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

*Smells

/third sick of the day

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

Now now, calm down bubu...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

Nice

Was he a renk higgler bubu?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

Hahaha

Top shops.

Might want to slow down on the post count though. Alot of newfolk often have such a good time with their first few pics that they try to milk the situation and end up posting painfully forced jokes by the end of the day.

These are great though.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

aye

Yeah - to be honest, my day-to-day photoshop activity is very low.
Its the initial excitement and arousing properties of finally being on b3ta after many years of lurking and studying...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

Dont worry I remember doing what I just described.

Like I said yours have been good so far so dont mind me.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

i did much the same :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Your on fire!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

*dies*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Pisses on...

There you go mate!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

no good...

*corpse soaks up urine and sizzles*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

*Fwaps a little

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

Bear Farts: the REAL reason we have global warming

this had better end up as my stats quote tomorrow

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

Heh heh heh :P

*scrolls*
Wait a minute... you worked on guitar hero II?
:O
*bows*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

shhhh

im a noob, remember - im more open to hatred than anyone else! Besides, ive not seen any other noobs so far today - im gonna be targeted!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

RTFM nub

;)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

*targets*

BTW you have a message (gaz)
click the link top right

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

newbie who can make good images!

*speechless*

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

hahahaha!

Kittin saying 'GUMMPH!?'
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

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