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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)

that was unexpected.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

They're everywhere!

*click*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)

Think fuel !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)

FOOMF

SPLAT

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)

SMOOOOOOOOSH !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

And in response to this, I say:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

What is wrong with you?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

I blame the parents.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

Good Golly !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

Miss Molly !

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)

WTF LIKE LOL AND STUFF

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

Beware!

Horse is a steams!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)

Hummmmmmm . . . Steam Horse . . .

Many ideas for this . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)

Wouldn't it end up looking like the horse out of BraveStarr, only with more coal?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)

Now your talkin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

talking robot horses on alien planets

I can't remember, did it have fricken laZer beam eyes?

edit: and now I'm going to have to go and see if the whole series is on youtube, much like the whole series of reboot was

:D

edit: haha, it's really shite :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)

hahah, for toons that last, you can't beat "Ulysess31", "Dungeons and Dragons" and "Mysterious Cities of Gold"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)

I watched one 1/3 of one episode of bravestarr

it's actually too crap to watch

I never really bothered with reboot when it was on but I watched the whole lot on youtube the other week, it's actually rather good

dungeons and dragons I'm not so sure about, but ulyseeesssss31 and cities of gold is top quality ones :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)

I'm a genious!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

You've got that write !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)

Steam horse!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

I'm feeling the loco motion . . .

All Aboard !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)

A brand new Dance?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

It even makes you happy when . . .

you're feeling maroon . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)

toot-toot-splat!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

Double Entendre, anyone?!

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/7516986.stm

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)

What?

/What have you changed? Or is it just copy and paste?
//I took you off ignore and now this.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)

That's it.

Time to fuck off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

there are only a certain number of people that we can ignore.

We must choose carefully.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

i'll call that a bug!

I want unlimited ignores!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

Ignoring people is a bit silly

Hiding threads is the way forward

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)

I don't have anyone on ignore

I have someone on adblock, that makes it fun because I lways try to guess what the image was from the responses.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

You must be joking

Sgt P's the ignore king.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

the cap is very high

so i understand. Only those jaded misanthropes will find it.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)

I don't have many on ignore

but only because I don't want to give them the satisfaction.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)

i don't have any

i find it very funny seeing everyone react to silly people.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)

same here

can adblock images and hide threads if need be.

But I've never hid a thread either.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

The only people I have on ignore

are those in the habit of posting massive NSFW pictures during the day, as I'm in a position at work where I really must show an example. I can hardly tell my minions they shouldn't be looking at site x, y or z and then have a massive prolapse come up on the screen. GUARANTEED they'd see it, sods law.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

It was only the one time and it was nearly 18 months ago

I'd hardly call that a "habit".

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)

I had a big ignore list

so I un-ignored them all.

I discovered that none of the /board people I ignored were still about, but at least 4 of the /talk people were.

I think this says something - I'm just not sure what.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)

guh?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

a) RIS

b) Dammit I have been trying all day to pretend that cricket does not exist!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

"Ben Dirs"

say whaaaaat?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)

Ben Dirs?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)

I'm really, really hoping that's not his real name.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

Some people really don't think about their kids names...

Shiloh Pitt, for example...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

Shiloh Nouvelle.

trans: 'New Messiah'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)

So the Pitts have named their child "Messiah"?

how odd

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)

indeed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Dirs

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

My
God.

That is all.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)

am i missing something?

why is that name so funny?
Is there some new word for penis that i have missed out on?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)

Bumder is all the slang you need.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)

*uses*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

Hahahahah!

Ooooooh, football friend!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)

It's your spunk - you clean it up.

It's your car!
Well there's no way I'm getting back in the spunk-mobile.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

How are you?

I'm great, and my mum's fit. Like a prostitute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

Please don't wank over my mum.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)

I can't promise that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

You have made me and my new awesome tshirt very happy, Wow.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

What t shirt is this?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

Merzbow - Pulse Demon

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

Wowowow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)

AM I COOL YET PLS?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)

yeppers

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)

*trips over*

*snorts*

Brilliant.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)

Ben Dirs - as in Benders - generally used as a offensive phrase for a group of gay people.

Looks like humour as we know it has changed somewhat from the schoolground humour of a few years ago.

I shall return to the wonderful world of mad people and watch them eat a lovely tea!

Cheerio!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

Gender

Bender

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)

i like how what he's famous for

is a brief mention in the daily mail!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

Ben Dris

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

gald I'm not the only one

R^{I^S}

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

Lol, cricket

Like rounders for wimps.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

Cricket's great

because it's one enornmous, elaborate joke on foreigners and tourists.

Plus if you play in a local team they usually have a beer day, when the only time any player is allowe to pu their beer down is to bat.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

It's piss and you know it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

I have no problem with people "playing" cricket

However, as a spactator sport it is 4 3/4 days too long and largely devoid of action/interest/fanny

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

If they did it without padding I'd watch it.

And the ball was magnetic, and their willyprotector was just a thin bag with bits of aluminium in strategic areas...

Yeah. Extreme cricket.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)

Ther could have iron filings stuck to their cock area,

so that when the magnetic ball strikes you'd be able to see the exact area of impact.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)

or they could do it naked

and have to use their cocks as the bat.

And all the fielders should be ladies, especially the wicket keeper

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)

Count me out.

That just made me cross my legs and wince.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

getting hit in the cock

is a lot less painful than getting it in the nuts

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

I can't imagine

but I think fielding with the vagina would be quite painful also.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)

Oh I see

I wasn't suggesting the wicket keeper was only allowed to catch with her undercarriage, that'd just be stupid!

I just wanted her to squat there with her legs open, thus helping deflect the tedium of cricket.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)

Ah, I see.

Still no. I'd get confused and have no bladder control.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)

hahaha

But that could be bought into the play - like a rain delay in boring cricket
- if the wicket keeper's bladder goes before tea it's a draw!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)

Why don't we work for some sort of sport inventing body?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

there just ain't no call for it no more

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)

How utterly excrement.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

Wow, offering more opportunities for points

if there were rings like in archery.

My my, what good ideas you have.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)

same as football

give them a ball each

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

I get it, but due to peer pressure I'm gonna say "RIS"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

o_O

.... nooooooooooo! Don't be a sheep! They get shaved, have to run around muddy fields, and get shagged up the ass by scary looking farmers. (or Welshmen).

8-)

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)

that's your argument AGAINST?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

ok ok ok

Being of sane mind and healthy body, I wouldn't normally expect the BBC to make a Monty Pythonesqe slip up like this.

Ben Dirs - It's like signing a form Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)

Nope it's his actual name.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

His middle name is

Doverandspreadyourlegslikeaspy

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

Spydirs FTW!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)

I did my best

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)

You're drunk. You're trying to buy pants.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahahaha

*Clicks*

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

Pfft!

Starring Jim Cav...Cas...Casv...that bloke out of "Frequency"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)

dum

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)

tish

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)

Bless you!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

Are the rumours true?

Yam you a married personage now?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)

Meat horse!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

vegetarians BEWARE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)

oh god no!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)

Aren't all horses made of meat?

Or was I lied to once again at school?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)

No, but some meat is made of horse...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

No, you're thinking of win

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)

lovely, lovely meat

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)

I fondly remember a burger joint in Slovenia

called Red Hot 'n' Horse.

I say fondly...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)

Magnifique!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

Oh. My. Word.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)

Brilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)

O_O

my stars...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)

Woooh!

* Unexpected nakid horse

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

Meat to please you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

Well this is horrific. Horrific but awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)

Thanks. I think it's made more horrific because I used Wino's hair for the mane and tail.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)

HAHA! An inspired touch, sir.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)

hahaha

that IS inspired

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)

Does anyone know how much this quantity of meat would cost?

I'd like to make this for real, then ride it around the streets of Norwich.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)

the bulk of it could be made from off cuts and offal

and so wouldn't cost much at all.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)

i'd donate a tenner

and the stoat i ran over yesterday :(

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

hahaha

and so it crosses the line from plain weird to GENIUS!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)

Hi Mila

thanks for the photos. Yes, they are very graphic, but I think I can...
Oops, sorry guys, I typed into the wrong window.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)

This needs more WOO!

a touch of Yay! and a slither of Houpla!
Now we've got a meal!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)

Thats

FOUL!

(haahhaha)

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)

*yes*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

You're only supposed to...

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)

You're only supposed to blow The Doors?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...

Oh, never mind. :( This post shall now get buried.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)

I've just thought...

I wonder if this would apply to the compo? That wasn't originally why I made it.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)

Ha ha!

That is a funny. No more to be said.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)

Hah

just clicked on :p

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

Won. Der. Ful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)

:D thanks!

not everything i do is nasty

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)

this is fucking brilliant

*puts on cloak*
*realises it is too hot for such activities*
*sobs*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)

Oh yeah!

Like that muchly. Have this fine click for you troubles.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

Very nice :)

Is that done in Painter?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

yes!

painter x with a tablet

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)

Yay!

Painter's great fun.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

oh, HELL YES!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)

* i love this*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

i like this very much

thank you

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)

lol

er... my pleasure :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)

yes

this is excellent.

~ fin ~

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deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

Bored :¬\

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

Result!

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)

^ Would

NOOoooOOONNNning All!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

Noon WB.

Are you saying you'd like to penetrate Alistair Darling's bleeding, severed neck hole?

edit/

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)

yes

is there anything wrong with that?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

Hahah

Needs more crimson, entrails, baying public sector workers :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)

only

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)

I hate these things

CFB

(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

hahah

Work to be undertaken: 'Filling in form'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

I find the Gods are only properly appeased by a suitably sanctified bullock.

...and even then you're chancing it. Capricious buggers.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

It appears you're sacrificing a goat.

......

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)

Yes.

Yes I would.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)

Well it wasn't exactly meant for you, but having seen that delightful banksy take-off in your profile I will permit myself a small gape of awe...

*gapes in awe briefly*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)

Hahaha

I'm not sure how clever it is to have spent most of the last 5 years of my life on here.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)

Well if I say anything too bad about spending 5 years on b3ta then I'm tarring myself with a very similar brush...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

CTRL+Z

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)

He He

And in relation to this post something I found on the web the other week

www.tropic.org.uk/~ned/mail/msg00000.html

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

let me guess, you work at one of those iso 9000 places

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)

Nope

Just have to contract work for them occasionally.

They might as well just title the paper "Practical applications of common sense" because it has to be written as though the person reading it has none.

(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)
There's a new rss feed of my most recent image posts too

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

oooooo!

woooooo!
how summery.
wallpaper?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

Hello :)

No wallpaper of this one, sorry.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

ah, no worries

i'll just press my eyes directly up against the screen

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

I like it

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

Thanks :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

no worries

_{whale biologist}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

i'm doing that right now

*strains*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)

what?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)

George Costanza pretends to be a marine biologist in one episode of Seinfeld.

In most other episodes though he pretends to be an architect.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

ahhhhhh

I was referencing Futurama.
There's an eipsode with a whale biologist who states "I'm a whale biologist, I calls em like I sees 'em."

and the pops up saying stuff like "You're fat and smell of fish. Whale Biologist" and "The swimsuit's ugly. Whale Biologist".

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

Threadjack:

I'm thinking of using my annual bonus to upgrade my PC at the end of the month. Having found out what this year's bonus is, I am going to supplement it with my total savings of £350 for a grand total of £350.

I currently have a mid-range Athlon X2, a Radeon 9600GTO and 2 gig of RAM. I plan to go to novatech.co.uk and see what motherboard bundle and GFX card I can get for my monies, replace the heat sink/fan with a good one and be done with it.

Can someone tech-savvy and up-to-date recommend a processor and graphics card combo to shoot for with this kind of budget? I'd rather it was good.

My plan.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)

Get a hamster instead....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)

Gerbil?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

Hmmmm

regarding the graphics card, personally I'd seriously consider getting a top-end DirectX 9 card as opposed to a directX 10 enabled card.
Reason: there's still not a realistically-priced dX-10 enabled card which even comes close to the speed of a top-end dX9 card, and the dx10 enhancements will never compensate for that. So, while you may lose some dx10 refinements in some newer games, your actually playing experience will be smoother with a good dx9 card. And for most other kind of applications, it won't make any difference losing the dx10 stuff.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)

^^^ this

but with more sciences

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

plus I still use XP

and as I understand it, DX10 is tied quite forcefully to Vista, no?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

You will be kicking yourself if you stay with DX9 now.

Not because of XP or Vista but because of the shader model. You might get a good ATI top end card with DX9 SM3 but games have moved on and are using SM4 now. All ATI new range is DX10.1 and SM4.1
Buying a high end SM3 card is false economy as you wll need to change it in 6 months if you are a gamer.
There is no reason not to buy an ATI HD3870XT or Nvidia96600GT ( not as good as the ati by far but at the same price point ) and have a good couple of years SM4 gaming with most of the bells and whistles.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

depressingly, this is very true

/wasted_too_much_on_an_overpriced_pc_blog

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

it's utter bollocks.

I have an Nvidia 8600 GT mid range DX10 card that knocks the socks off my X1800Xt in 3dmark.
DX10 SM4 is going to be the minimum for new games within 6 months and it is for many now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)

I bought 2 8800 ultras to run with SLi, it has caused far more problems than having a dx9 chipset would have caused

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)

To be honest I'd

take one out for now. You will get excellent quality from just one of them and the SLI option is hit and miss dependent upon what games you want to run. As of yet the games are not being made with SLI in mind, but that will change.

Plus what DX9 card is going to run better than an 8800 Ultra? none that I can think of plus you lose all of the DX10 SM 4 benefits.
It's SLI that is your problem, not the Direct X version.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)

true... And I do have to disable one of tehm from time to time

TBH I'm just pissed at the lack of support

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)

What is your current

X2 processor and what board do you have? Also it's important to know what memory you have in order to ensure it works with what you replace it with.

I would suggest that you get lavalys everest and so a sytem audit and gaz me the report. I will tell you, in my opinion of course, where best to spend your money.*

Also I'd suggest you go to ebuyer instead.

*or don't, I'm far too busy to hang around.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

I'm going to get a motherboard + CPU + Ram bundle

from novatech (or someone) so in theory it should be all tested and not require me to fuck about making sure my RAM clock is a multiple of the FSB speed and such.

I can't send you my specs as I'm at work not home, more fool me, but thank you. Is it ok to bother you with it later?*

*OK I shan't, but I do appreciate the offer being made in the first place :D

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

yes bothr me later with it

and bundles are silly. There is no substitute for knowledge. Once you have a budget you just buy the best you can afford that works together. Like I said, tell me what you have and I'll advise where I would spend the money if it were mine.

edit:// the reason I ask for specs is that unless you want to go for a quad core then you may be able to keep the board you have and just get a better X2 and add 1gb ram ( you can't have any more with XP) sounds to me like a CPU and GPU upgrade is all you need.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

Go for a bare bones system

saves having to get the screw driver out and will save you £200 for going out the door and stuff (it's summer)

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8579957

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

go on ebay russia

obtain good quality 486!

66mhz! very good

make spreadsheet fast!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

I'm afraid your cataracts are getting worse Mr Mofaha...

Lovely stuff, as always :)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

Beautiful.

*click*
I love this lots :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

mofaha rss feed

do you drink from your mofaha mug and type on your mofaha keyboard ? maybe everyone should speak in third person. connor would like a biscuit.

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connor, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

oh. and connor likes this image.

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connor, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)

I've got to be honest, mofaha is not even my real name.

My real name is rss.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

pronounced "arse"

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)

Haha

busted!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

as in the feed ?

rsspect !

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connor, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)

love the colours

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

That's lully

I like the colours

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

As ever

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)

This scares me :(

(Virulent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

Micto - all three

woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

i already have

(big fat cocks, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

Good afternoon young man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

hello gorgeous

i was thinking about you earlier

(big fat cocks, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

:D did you see an obese child with a blue lunchbox?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

nah

i've had to unplug my computer while we decorate
so i was thinking about b3ta, and naturally, my thoughts turned to you :)

(big fat cocks, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

Ahhhhh, I think I'm touched.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

Have you been touched in the last three years?

Call claims direct.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

I was touched quite hard in the face by a MUSLIM

and they did shit all for me. I had to pay for new specs and everything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)

Either I'm missing something or this is real and

I am confused.

Shameful but true:
the only instance of violence against a person I have stooped to during my adult life involved punching a man from claims direct.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

No, it's real

it was years ago though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

/soothe

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)

i also did some decorating

but then i cut my nose shaving

hello micto

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

better than having a hairy nose

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

you are a shrewd fellow broons

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

I was trying to look at it in an optimistic fashion

I think I succeeded.

I once cut my nose shaving when I was 16. I have since learned to shave/stopped shaving and so it hasn't happened since.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

haha

I didn't start shaving till I was about 23

twice a week for me now at most

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)

Haha!

TJ - I am currently annoying my co-workers by listening to Orbital's Satan at top whack on my headphones. What is currently rocking b3tans' worlds, or conversely how are you annoying your colleagues (more so than usual, obviously)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

Musica rocking styleeeeees:

Started the day with Tool's 10,000 days.
Just finished my after-lunch work stint with White Zombie's Astro-Creep: 2000
and am edging into Disc 1 of Ani Difranco's Canon.

Annoying people by doing the same test as everyone else and getting 97% compared to 80% for most of my colleagues who are smarter (but less jammy) than me.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

Nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)

Aye

P.s. I've just realised you look a lot like my cousin.
You've not just had an extremely premature baby that's doing fine anyway, thanks for asking, have you?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

Not as far as I know

unless that poo I had yesterday came out the wrong hole.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

I'm too old to laugh at that

so I am chuckling, sniggering and guffawing instead.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

Good skills

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

I have nothing on in the office, as we're not allowed

however at home I am liking Burial, Lynrd Skynrd and Sugar Rush Beat Co, at this present moment in time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

It's not exactly encouraged here...

but I have a horrible tender to complete and need to drown out general background noises.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)

I have an MP3 player with headphones because

"It helps me focus in the office".

It coincidentally lets me ignore people too lazy to come and talk to me instead of shouting from across the office.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

currently

my colleagues are annoying me by listening to Xfm

but I just stick me earphones in and listen to this lot:

Tape - Luminarum
Solvent - Demonstration Tape 1997-2007
Arve Henriksen - Chiaroscuro
Justus Koehncke (ta whichever b3tan recommended me it)
and lots of ESG

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

Would, would, wouldn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

don't you mean...

Wouldn't, would, have?
;)

(Virulent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

I most certainly do not

and shall be asking my lawyers to contact you anon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

*unplugs phone*

*Hides*
*sobs*

(Virulent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

hahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

Well, he's still calmer than you are, dude

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

Are you somehow implying

that my mental state is somewhat disorderly?
I'm somewhat offended :(
How could you KILL KILL KILL KILL THEM ALL imply that i'm anything but perfectly stable?

(Virulent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

fantastic

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

Hahaha

There's a lot of funny today.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)

Would he still make #3 in "The Top 10 Villains of All-Time"?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

haha fab :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

*click*
very well done

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

Excellent!

w/y/h/click

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

Bloody marvellous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

hahahah! that is ACE!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

superb

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

When you finally shut him down

dont forget to park the heads

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

I'm off down to Ladbrokes ...

... to put a tenner on this being FP'd

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

I think you'll find they won't be taking bets on that.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

needs more

echo "Daisy, Daisy Give me your answer do.."

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

Hahaha! What? Bizarre Mindpiss.

That's my current error message for if anything goes wrong when coding my webshop. Followed by the error number.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

Its what hal sings

as he is slowly being unplugged!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)

Ending with 'cls' to make it seamless would've been nice. Awesome stuff, regardless.

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CTU_Bauer, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

Could do a 'Daisy, Daisy...'

After issuing the command for parking the drive.

And well done.

(Wize, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)

Top Hole!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

excellent work!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

woo, and it's no less sinister than the real version

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

Love it!

*clicks*

(poikes Bored sig, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

Click

Front Page this NOW!

Who said this weeks QOTW was crap?

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

Would have been easier to correct though...

HAL -reset

or

DEL HAL*
COPY C:\BACKUP\HAL* C:\

or just good old Ctrl+Alt+Del?

(Virulent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

brilliant stuff

love it

(big fat cocks, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

> YOU ARE OUTSIDE THE DISCOVERY

> EXITS ARE SOUTH, EAST, WEST, UP AND DOWN
> TO THE NORTH IS A POD BAY DOOR, CURRENTLY CLOSED
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

>open

Open What?
Open pod bay door

(davywavy, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

Excellent!

Well done! *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

genius.

*clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)

It looks like

a windows spin-off. Thats yer problem right there.

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

Lovely ...

... and this is why I stopped messing with NT.

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

Woo

How the hell do you get 159 frames under 30K??

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

Only replace parts of image that have changed

That's how.

(I reckon)

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eXOBeX, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

Utter brilliance

Congrats on the FP!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)

C:\>HAL -open "Bay Doors"

Hal -which ones do you think I mean, Hal?
Dunno, do I?
C:\Hal -open "Pod Bay Doors" you loon

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kombu dashi, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

Me likey.

A shame dave is using HAL v5, or he could
SUDO -open "bay doors"

(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

The comment that says

"I think you know what the problem is as well as I do" I can here coming at the beginning of a domestic argument

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)

Angry? I was incandescent!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

he needs his brace fixed

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)

Dude it's clan.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

dude

... gnar gnar!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

Rad.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

Wild? I was livid!

...name that sketch.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

Not the 9'oclock news

Rowan atkinson dressed in a gorilla suit?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

this

the production on that album is absolutely superb!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

Well done. 2 points.

...and a further 12,000 points to the makers of the sketch, which is one of the best ever.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

WHERE WERE YOU BASTARDS THEN?

turn to you hymn books page 204 and sing "Good Christian men rejoice the Beeb is back in town"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFlNyqeeifA

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

There was just the three of us at harvest festival.

Me, the organist and a tin of spagetti.

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

You

have two opposing light(bulb) source (pics).

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

fucking hell.

Don't you start! I was only trying to help the guy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

0 0

u
\____/

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

I forgot that bit

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

Hahaha

It's now legendary :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

needs more lamp

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

Heh

paul-skinner.com/stuff/images/misc/limelight.jpg (linked as it's physically a bit large and shit)

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

This Christmas and a Movie Theatre neat you...

Click for bigger (43KB)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

I'M DOCTOR STEVE BRULE, FOR YOUR HEALTH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)

TOO LATE

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

I enjoyed that film

... although I'll admit it was a grower.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

I read that as "it was a growler"

duh

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

Peter you fool!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

Peter you foal!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

Yeah he made a bit of a mare of the situation.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

he's always horsing around, what you expect

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

What an ass

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

moo

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

Is this some sort of

colt thing?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

Blessed of all the animals

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

neigh it isn't

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

You're saddled with that decision!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

I'll reign in my opinions in future

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

don't be such a nag

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

He can't stop

He's got the bit between his teeth

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

Haha wtf

Science??

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

Is that what the wall from Nightmare is doing these days?:P

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

Peter O'Toole!

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

This is what happened just after Tom Hagen left

and before Woltz went to bed.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

you're amazing

i love that horse mask

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

uh-oh...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

VOTE

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

Oh yes!

Good skills that man! Been a while since we had a new horse on the block.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

Three of the best seamhorses ever!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

They're so much fun to make.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

You're right...

I'm off to make another one!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

VOTE

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

done

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

Can I show you mine?

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spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

Hahaha insect leg!

Needs more awesome though like a gun or something.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

voted like a mantlepiece on fire!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

freebase needs a revival soon.

Not now though because I need to sleep.

Goodnight internet

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)

YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS PETER.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

Dear Deirdre...

my ex and I keep bumping uglies in an MFI showroom... also there's a shouty wall and warning his face is alien!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

Hahaha, "bumping uglies"!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

hahahaha

this is insane

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

I've just rediscovered the Postal Service

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

that are lovely :) Glees

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nocturne72, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

*claps*

That is the best way to lie in a bed. That exact position.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

That depends.

on the girlie asleep/blokey arousal ratio!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

Oh I'm talking if you're awake.

I sleep on my back with my arm over my eyes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

What, like a fainting 18th century damsel?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

Exactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

Obviously asleep would be with you sprawled over the bed

with the manwife occupying a small corner of the pillow case.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

I sleep on my

belly in a coma position and if I am so much as touched by another human being I will go to another room to sleep if I have to get up early.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against cuddling but there is not a chance in hell of me sleeping with her draped over me, I've tried.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

I'm a bit like that

Except for everything you said and my endless sobbing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

I don't drape, human beings aren't as comfy as the movies would have you believe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

a fact many woman have learnt the hard way when trying to get comfy leaning on my rag and bone frame

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

Doesn't matter the size of the chap.

It's the fact that he's not made out of pillow.

HOWEVER pillows are, so I sleep on them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

Wow you don't use men as pillow?

You must be the perfect laydee!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

Get with the programme

of course I am. I can make steak properly (burnt on the outside, bloody on the inside) as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

Can you believe I went to a restaurant for my b'day and ordered steak.

The waiter said how would you like it and I said 'blue' and he didn't know what it was!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)

What the fuck?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)

I said to him

'If you want any tip what so ever, go down to the kitchen now and ask what a blue steak is'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

Whilst we were sailing

in the Scillies last month I was discussing this with my mate who is a chef, ( ex of the big place on the Strand so he's a good one ) and we came to the conclusion that there are not 5 places in Britain where you can confidently ask for a blue steak and get what you should. Only one of them being outside of London.

I like a medium rare steak ( but don't mind a blue ) and find that rather than take chances I'll order rare because just about everyone over cooks steak.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

Yes, if I'm not cooking my steak

I'll ask for it as rare as I can get it. Last time I paid over £15 for a steak (which is hardly haute cuisine but anyway) and asked for it rare, erring on the side of medium it turned up extremely well done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

steak is the only thing i get rude about in restaurants

i don't have a way i like it cooked specifically, sometimes i like rare some times i like it well done. but i want what i ask for. on several occasions its been sent back with the explanation that "rare mean juicy not bleeding" and "well done mean brown not burnt"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)

a rare steak will always be bloody

and is meant to be little more than warmed in the middle.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

i mean bleeding like florentine steak bleeding

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

I like my cow to

be still wearing its hooves and saying moo when it goes down my neck.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

like i say, it depends on the mood i'm in

i'm looking forward to trying proper florentine steak when i go out to italy :) as i understand a good vet ought to be able to have it up and running about again

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

I'm told that my chest is very

comfortable and comforting to lay her head on

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

Same here

Conversely I find her arse a most comfortable pillow substitute, but trying to sleep in a T position is just weird.
Also spooning is best for morning fumblings for when you're both not quite awake yet.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

The wife's chest is too high up for me, and gives me a crick in my neck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)

If I'm stood up, then yes

if I'm laid down, chests are too high for me to get my head on properly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

The Key is...

not to lie to one side with only your head on his chest, but to actually be almost on top of him.
I'd usually have her shoulder resting below my diaphragm so as her cheek rests on my chest and her legs are intertwined with mine. One of my favourites for an afternoon nap.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

That's the other thing

if the wife's on his back, he snores.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

Snoring? Violence is the answer

Really, whenever I snore I just get thumped on the chest, I don't wake up and I stop snoring.
The "Fonzie" approach does sometimes cause long periods of not breathing at all though, I think it's called sleep apnea. Hence why I also try not to sleep on my back, but am more than willing to be a pillow if I can't sleep.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

After over 3 years

I know the only way to stop it is to get him on his side.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

exactly, this is how to lie in bed but sleeping i prefer curled up in the foetal position

either that or the "Crucifix" or the "Swastika"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

AMATEUR

"star of david"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)

Not when I wake up at 4am with no feeling in my arm it isn't.

usually by that time the skin has stuck so I can't just slide my arm out.

WAKE UP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

Hahahaha bless you

Just go 'oi....oi....wifey, fuck off, would you?'

That works on me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

I can't believe I've bought into an internet discussion about sleeping.

I feel dirty

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

Welcome to my world.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

Actually this is why tall guys go out with short girls

The snuggle factor is 1000 times better due to limb and limb join proportion!
SCIENCE FACT!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

That is true...

in my experience, (being a lanky twunt) a foot difference is spot on.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

Yeah

My last missus RG was a foot shorter than me. Also there no arm-under-neck loss of circulation.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

the lady is only an inch short than me and i don't ever suffer blood loss

though surely all women are a foot shorter than you?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

Not true

I once went out with a 6' 2" laydee.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

To be fair

you're about 9ft5.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

6' 4" not including shoes and hair:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

I thought it was so you could squint at them during sex, so they look like kids.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

You see that's a comon misconception

Ofbivous you have to bind the breasts down before you can do that. Well that and dress them as chimney sweeps.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

hahahaha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

It helps if they sing the chim-chim-iny song too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

u 2 are

killing me

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

lies i bet you only heard of them yesterday

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

nope pretty certain i've had Give Up since it came out and before that I owned Deathcab's Transatlancism and Plans

and when i get paid i shall be getting Narrow Stairs

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

A click for postal service-ness

Something about them is just *nice* and cosy.

I've only listened to death cab recently, it's more like teenage poetry with special effects behind it. I grudgingly like some of it.

(AshTeamRacing, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

PERFECTLY HUNCHBACKED SHAPES

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

yeh

nice bit of Iron & Wine there. woo

Edit: Postal Service too.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

ben folds version is awesome too

(That Random Guy, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)

\o/

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

happy smile and a new desktop,

thankee sirrah

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

I hope this is true in your life.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

what a lovely thing to say :)

its certainly is

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

aww! sweeet!

'bye all, i'm off to do things ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

bye bye!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

funnily enough despite the obvious siz discrepancy

my tiny lady is the 'big spoon'

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

Woo!

*clicks*

That song really is great.

(Bridger.S.Toilet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)

Last night I had this strange dream,

where everything was exactly how it seemed, concerns about the world getting warmer, people thought that they were just being rewarded.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)

booty-ful

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)

Awww

I love that song.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)

Incredibly quick and dirty, as I'm at work.....

Click for bigger (29KB)

for those not in the know (basically anyone not from the UK), that is Anne Diamond, former presenter of TV-AM
datacore.sciflicks.com/total_recall/images/total_recall_large_03.jpg
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41299000/jpg/_41299848_diamond_203.jpg

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

HaHaHa!

Compo it!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

oh yeah, perhaps I should :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

JESUS

took me a min to see what had been shopped! Is that anne diamond?

*tw-wo Wweeks Two-o Weeks*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

Yes!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

gah!

Ear dildo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

hahahaha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

hahaha

that's wonderfully done.

Oh thanks all, I've just scrolled down to all your niceness. Cheers.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

hahahah, that's awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

So is that!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

That is fucking awesome!

Am I the only one who thinks that Total Recall should be classified as classic sci-fi.
(Shit cast, script, acting and over-egged action scenes aside, the story is bloody brilliant!)

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

showworf!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

Wahey

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

hahahah, that reminds me of the Sea of Science sequence in Yellow Submarine :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

oh my god!

this is win super alpha shinden!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

hahahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

hahaha, very well done!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

This is all the lovely.

The picture of course, Diamond can put the bag back on her head.

(

Tart Monkey, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

"High" Res

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

Haaaaaaaahahahahaha!

I was going to make a flippant response but then I saw the end.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

Is this the

HD Remastered Final Directors Cut Ever Until The Next One Comes Out Edition?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

Pft.

I thought "Final Cut" was great!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

Im downloading it in HD now,

taking an age tho.

And before anyone starts with the "Go out and buy it" remarks. Ive bought this film on VHS and DVD, im not fucking paying for it again.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

I couldn't agree more.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

it's been on Sky at least twice a week for the last month

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

I only just got a terrestrial digibox

(and the bastards moved the goalposts again with HD Terrestrial Digiboxes!)

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)

what you need to do is order cable

TV from Virgin at the absolute basic service they can provide then get one of these

bubblecableboxes.com/cable-boxes/1-x-ex5000pvr-front-slide-in-hdd-the-new-eurovox/prod_113.html

and receive everything without paying a penny more.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

hehehe..little scamp :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

wAHAHA

Hahaha mad.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

I don't think I've even played any of the games you do.

You'll have to do an Oblivion on to appease me:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

this

or perhaps Mass Effect, which I am currently loving in a big way...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

Have they released teh add on pack for PC version yet? NO. And I refuse to dig out my 360 version, as I dont have a save game that will let me access the new bits without replaying the thing.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

On the 360 version myself...

First run through - only discovered it a couple of weeks back. Being all goody goody at the moment but can't wait to go through it again just being a complete fascist!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

hehehe, yeah, I've yet to run through as the "bad" guy sort....

still... Might try it in a little while after I've completed STALKER: SoC again

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

Having played both through once each

and then messed about with them,

Stalker: SoC is (I reckon) the better game. More immersive.

I enjoyed the plot of MassEffect, but that wouln't change measurably on another play-through, despite the various unlockable bonussy things and challenges. And it massively fucked me off that they made lovely characters, a great plot, a variety of good alien races with decent back-stories and 39 land-on-able planets, and then populated those planets with exactly 3 duifferent building floor plans, all of them human.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

that is very VERY true... hopefully this will be fixed with the two sequels

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

This month's PCZone promises a review of the Stalker prequel next month

I am literally beside myself with anticipation.
Literally as in th following diagram, where X represents not-me and 8 represents me.

XXXXXX88XXX

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

really? well I gotta grab that then... They better include a freeplay mode this time!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

indeed.

If you could finish the original then carry on freeplaying it would have been tits-out awesome.

I realise that some of the various endings wouln't have allowed that, but still it'd have been ace.

I bet I'll have to upgrade my PC again though.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

heheheh, yup :D

The other thing I wanted, was to be able to actually join any faction, not just do a few missions for them... Although I guess joining Monolith might have created some storyline issues....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

I have Oblivion.

I'm waiting to experience a boredom greater than that of playing it before I once again put it in my 360.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

It's a matter of taste I suppose.

It's the incredible detail I love about it and your bike is a girls bike!
*blows raspberries*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

I played Ultima Underworld before I played Oblivion.

And by comparison: Oblivion is dull.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

My dad's bigger than your dad!

*sticks fingers in ears and goes la la la la la*

sodding aussies:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

Play Mario Galaxy

and if you already have, play it again!

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

No.

It's a silly game on a silly console with a silly name.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

Elite!

They should have stopped making games after that!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

have a look at "Freelancer"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

Does it have vector graphics?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

nope, but it is a hark back to tteh days of elite, but MODERNER!

its getting on a bit, but runs perfectly on xp and vista...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)

I wish they'd released an expansion for Freelancer.

You could tell they were planning for playable capital ships :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)

Freelancer was fantastic

but I could never get around the 'race' mission. I hate anything that is time dependent and usually fail. It's unfair to spoil a game by making early parts of it too difficult for players who want fun.

Without a doubt the best space trading/ battle game in the universe is X3-Reunion which is everything that Elite would have become without the bitchy legal battles that killed it off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

well, there are no offical expansions, but Freelancer Discovery mod was AMAZING

makes the game quite a bit more difficult, but the extra stuff is astounding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

I agree the console is silly

but it is a wonderful game that everyone should enjoy. Borrow one if you have to.

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

actually its a damnably good game

the platform design is ingenius

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

Haha :D

I do enjoy these.
Do you get to use oddjob's hat? That would be excellent.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

Geeky satire

awesome.

And so much cheaper than buying a walkthrough guide

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

I dont read reviews any more

I just wait for jacks take on things.

*visits mininova*

Thanks again
WOO!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

Pffft. These always make me giggle

Which must be a good sign given that I rarely get all the references!

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If you can work out how to play

Assassin's Creed I'd appreciate instructions for that, and a walkthrough, and a god cheat.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

Ass Creed was the first HTP I ever did!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

ah right. I may have missed it due to not having the game then.

I just need that walkthru and god cheat then, no rush.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

You need a xbox 360 pad adaptor

(and a x360 pad too obviously) to appreciate it fully but it is a wicked game. Clocked it yonks ago, couldnt stop playing it. Whats the problem?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

what's the problem?

I have to remember 300+ key combinations to do stupid things like 'look like a monk' when I'm usually pissed and unable to remember my own name.
I can't do console pads. My arthritis won't let me.

Plus the fact that it took a week of crap and shite then a not so helpful tutorial to actually get me to the first mission I kind of stopped there. So I've not actually played any of it ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

Hey. That looks like what I'm playing.

although I'm not playing it on a crippled toy like the x-box and it has no latency issues on my quad core sli rig I still fear i won't play it because having to remember combination key presses to correctly do something is not my idea of gameplay, it's more like karawankers brain training and I only bought it to have a bit of fun.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

Jolly Jack! Ive Agreed with everything youve said about games so far but this is just wrong wrong wrong! Assassins Creed was ace!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

Oh no it wasn't.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

Need Spellcheck

You accidentally spelled ass as ace.

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)

persevere man,

its the story thats what keeps you coming back and you'll get used to the controls, you'll be leaping over rooftops and chopping people in half in no time.
Highly recommended gaming.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

The f**k it is.

It's a frustrating game with no sense of closure or reward at the end.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

Admits the end is fucking annoying the way it just (y'know)

*sequels ahoy!*

But the game was rewarding all the way through for me.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

£4.50 for a cinema ticket: Yeah, sure, I don't mind if there's a cliff-hanger.

£40 for a game with no ending? Ubisoft can f**k off!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

it's like KOTOR2 without the good bits.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

I could bore you

with the reason why SPECTRE doesn't appear.

But it's boring

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

I already know.

I looked it up.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

WAHHH?

A HTP that doesn't tear a game apart?

Blasphemer!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

never played it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

nothing like the real interface but what the ...

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

Heheh

This for win.

Those pics of Harry in afghanistan were taken 2 miles down the coast from blackpool pleasure beach.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

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