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rob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

wtf?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

oh, I get it

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

"this newsletter will give you syphilis"

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

unless you have it already

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

then it'll give you some more

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

*subscribes*

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

*watches*

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Crashing into your mailbox like a banker to the floor

Ie a wishful dream we'd all like to see but know will never happen.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

penetrating your mailbox like a bum raper on Sunday

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

NEWSLETTER

- NOW WITH A 50% CHANCE OF BEING JADE GOODIE!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Now come on, RG.

That's hardly a good advert for B3ta, is it now?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

This is much more tasteful.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Lush.

Money makes me feel happy and secure.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

That's why mum's gone to Iceland

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

This one please.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

yeah

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

Newsletter: Can now be used as currency.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

I HAS STELLA!

AND SHIT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

DONCASTER CROCUS PIT

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

B3TA: THE THINKING MAN'S 4CHAN

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

pffft

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

^ with bells on

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

HARD BOILED WIGWAMS

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Its full of barclays bank deposits

so its rather salty

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boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

More sex than David Hasselhoff

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Iceland owned by Icelandic Businessmen!

News at Ten....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Now with NutraSweet

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

haha

old school sweetening action, love it.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

ROLF HARRIS MOLESTED MY DOG

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

ROFL!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

b3ta Newsletter. Now worth more than the pound.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

I only got this title used as I bribed rob with a tenner and a hand shandy

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

thats the problem with chinese boys, you give them a good buggering and you're horny again 5 minutes later

(all credit to Tom O'Bedlam)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

Wotcha.

How's the ex-bump doing?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

Fast asleep thank god

How's life in that thar Londinium?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

Mayor Boris has just issued everyone with hovercar

and the leaves are turning brown.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

All the leaves are brown?

Is the sky grey? Cos if it is I think you'll find you're dreamin'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

On an Autumn day.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Singing in the brain again

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Don't forget the free Gin!

It is all about the free gin!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

ANGLE OF WOODEN BIRD: 28 DEGREES

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

KIDNEY TRANPLANT TERRORISM

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

NOW WORTH MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

SALT LICK STILL WORLD'S MOST POPULAR BOVINE SNACK

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

And they call it... puppy lo-o-o-o-ve... but in the eye of the law, it's just classed as bestiality

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Mum's gone to iceland!

and all I got was this stupid bankruptcy

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Weetobix, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

SELL SELL SELL!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

*buys*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

ha!

'hello lovely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

how do toasty!

can you smell the weekend?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Death shit motherfuckers in romantic poetry guide old lady across road into death by mincer.

More at 5-45.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

twitching like a bankers arse

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

LET'S GO AND EAT MARSCAPONE

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

THE GLAMOUR OF WHELKS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

Hahahahahahaha THIS ONE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

creating creaky crypic credit crunch cravings for creepily cranial cretins

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

IZ IN UR MARKET

UP UR BOTTOM LINE

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

INVESTING ALL YOUR DONATIONS IN NORTHERN ROCK SHARES

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

b3ta : the sunshine bus of the internets

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

IN UR SUNSHINE BUS LICKIN UR WINDOZE

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

money makes the world go around

shit! We've stopped!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

We're having a whip-round for Gordon Browns leaving present

Come on, dig deep - He's got a mongy kid to support.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

The last Newsletter before the next one

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

EXHUMING BOB TODD

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Now 50% less facts

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

wait a minute, i'm going to go think about this whilst i take a dump

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

The Icelandic Bank of All Newsletters

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

B3ta Newsletter: THE HANGOVER YOU MOST DEFINITELY DESERVE!

oooo, feel the burn!!!

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

ATTN: MEDICAL DOCTOR FROM NIGERIA, US$15,000,000 BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Soon to be nationlised

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

WINNAR!

Well, for me at least! :-D

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

Crisis? Pfft. Here's some crap to take your mind off it.

Substitute "crap" with:
Laughs
Wars
Jokes
Japers

depending on time of day.

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

DOWN DOWN DEEPER AND DOWN

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Get down

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

b3ta suspects 'fled in rickshaws'

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7663210.stm

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Investing in sperm banks 3 times a day

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

CANCER CAUSES BALLOONS!

*stolen from The Magic of Chutney*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

playing the "just the tip" game with your inbox

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Biffins Bridge, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

KEEPING THE INTERNETS SAFE AND SOUND

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Newsletter - bend over and take it like a man

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

FUCKWANKMCSHITPANTS

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Just Flange, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

Like taking a shit with your trousers on.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

Free Icelandic bank with every subscription

phut

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

In real money that's about half a goat.

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

Where has that HDD gone? (Go easy :)

Click for bigger (169KB)

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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

War Games?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

pff

at least they tagged it

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

Heh heh, obscure :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

How about a nice game of cheese?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

> let's play global thermonuclear brie

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

tic tac tofu*!

* meta-cheese

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Ah, back in the days when monitors

resembled microwave ovens. And probably produced about as much radiation.

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

Invade Poland and get all their gin!

(Mr_Fingers, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

Ha ha ha!

NAZIS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

I'd rather get the women

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

With enough gin, everything's a woman.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

I like your thinking

let's drink.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

Yes, lets.

But seperately.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

damn that's cold

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

It's great working in a mortuary, eh?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

plenty of opportunity to crack open a cold one

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

Haha

It's funny 'cos they gassed Jews.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

yay for comedy nazis!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

ve have vays of making your doors fall off

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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Mooncat & Beryl Reid!

FTW!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Mooncat!

Woo! You're older than you look!
hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

Image removed!

It appears that Photobucket have something against Beryl Reid. ;)

(Mr_Fingers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

I WISH I WAS DEAD AND YOU WERE IN MY COFFIN

THEY'D BE CRYING OVER US BUT INSIDE WE'D BE LAUGHING

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Microwave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

I'd really like a harmonium for Christmas

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

And they'd say "Ivor, give us a tune on your harmonium."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

sometimes they talk to me!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

Did he die of cancer?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

I think he choked on a balloon

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

wouldn't have happened

if they where tied down....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

such a tragedy

if only people had more care

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

tying them back on again just doesn't have the same effect after you've mercilessly cut them all down

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

no, the bad vibes are all out then

karma haunting bad vibes

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

And god saw you do it

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

And everyone hates Breast cancer!

No more boobies? NO thanks :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Cancer causes balloons!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

As each day goes by,

I worry more and more about you....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

I worry less and less

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

And Shit :D

Hello Disco you sexy mutha! How goes it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

it's pretty fucking shit and shit

but my cat is happy :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Do what I did.

I woke up super miserable, and without tickets to see Elbow this weekend unless I pay well over the odds for them.

So I went and bought Stella. Now I am cheery....

And shit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

I have pizza, and shit

tesco pizza

let's hope it's edible :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

I had a dream about pizza the other night!

It was awesome!

I wonder what that means.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Yeah - looks like the problem's going to be self-solving.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

quite so

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

Is that...

Hitler?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

It's not not Hitler

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

did hitler wear orange overalls?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

Perhaps he did

colour photography from that period is rare.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

Guantanamo Hitler.

I saw him at Reading. He opened with 'Bombtrack'.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

*clears throat*

/coughin'

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

HATTY!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

BATTY!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

I WISH I WAS AWAKE AND HAD SOME CAFFEINE

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

The mud hut housing was flying out the door

Click for bigger (48KB)

(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

I would love to live in a mud hut!

That is all....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

igloo > mudhut

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

But it is colder and I am not wearing a jumper :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

They are a git in the winter though

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

a bit of traditional wattle and daub

and all will be fine :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

wattle and daub sound like a band

perhaps they should reform..

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boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

it has that aura of "drunken violent country pub music" about it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

This is the best of all musics

"Bert Ploughwright and the legsnappers"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

"Stableboy Dave 'Kneecap' and the Bridalway Rapists"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

Pfft Folk doesn't get more "real" than that!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

hahah

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

with some piss as an emulsifier

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

heh

*casts +10 Emulsify of Piss*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

when you come to visit i see you looking down your nose, but

there's nothing wrong with me dwelling in a mud hut

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

hotrod ideas

Click for bigger (88KB)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

I want one of these

a real one

it'll be fun :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

ace :D

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

I want one

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Oooh lovely!

Is it Spideytiem?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

yay!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

They are fucking freaky things!

What are they?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

sock eggs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

house spiders I think

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

(waxdart hello., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

*climbs on chair*

*brandishes rolled up newspaper*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Boingboingboingboingboingboingboingboing!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

Rubber hammer meets

rubber spider

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

Yay spiders!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

aaarrrrggghghhhh!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

eeep!

I've been getting loads of these in the house at the mo.

Must be the cold weather bringing them in.

Cheeky lil' blighters run right passed you, like you're not even there.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

That and the sign outside saying

"SpIdeRs - iNsiDe fRee SeXY XXX SPidEr TIEM"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

....even a picture like that makes me uneasy..... *shudders*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

This is EXACTLY the only type of spider I ever have a problem with,

I'm not exactly phobic, they just give me major creeps, but only this kind, all others, fine, they're just bugs.

Gone itchy just lookin at that...

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

I am ok with them, and most spiders,

the ones that really freak me are the little ones. I don't trust that I can't see their face....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

same here!

bigger the better

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

I kno what you mean

I don't mind spiders but these black house spider fuckers give me the willies.

I had one crawl across my foot while I was on the bog the other day

what a cunt

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

I think spider phobia is something vaguely sexual, I know everyone will prolly think that sounds nuts,

but I had a go at drawing what I felt rather than saw once and it was quite disturbingly like rape fear, like being in the same room as an unknown naked man and not knowing their intentions.

Hairy legs, hairy torso shaped body, motion like a person moving with barely concealed stealthy hidden intent, and then stops when it thinks you see it, stays still till you stop looking, then starts creeping in a 'feely' way again, like the hand of a blind man looking for someone but not wanting them to know.

Anyhoo, wish I still had that drawing, it explained it all much better...

*edit* I thought that white naked eyeless monster in Pan's Labyrinth hit similar triggers too, it was one of the few in recent movies that genuinely did disturb me.

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

plus it's fear time for the spiders too, loads of them get swallowed every year by sleeping people

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Yeah.

OK.
Thanks for that.
*shudders*
*tapes mouth shut before sleep*

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

It's OK, Stephen Fry says that's a myth...

(

..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

The big problem i have with spids...

is not knowing if they're native, or something that came from a banana box delivered to tescos.

See, if I knew for sure it was a local, and therefore not about to leap at my face dripping deadly necrotising venom, i'd have no worries. But as it stands, i just take of and nuke them from orbit (well, ok, splat them with a rolled up newspaper). It's the only way to be sure.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

Well if you want the fear,

Wolf Spiders are jumping spiders.

They are now native.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

spidertastic!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

i don't know what kind this is

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

Where the fuck was that taken?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

i was working graveyard shift in a Home Depot store,

and that was hiding behind my extension cord

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Orange-footed Raisin Spider

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

you're thinking of the yellow crested pumpfoot spider

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

Nice legs! Shame about

er. ...all the other legs.

(

Bee Nice |-|, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

I know that one

it's a Brian faced, frotting spider

(

Weetobix, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

you mut make these

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

nice

animate it!*

*i know you're bound to anyway

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

Sign me up

for one of those babies!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

fab :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

PC Doghat remembers when this was all fields, too!

WATCH OUT

(

Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

So you got next to no responses for thsi last night,

and you thought you might get loads now?

I don't think it is likely....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

there's loads more responses this time

reposting WORKS

(

Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

see, you're glad you took my advice now

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

haaha yes

(

Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

yes we seen it yesterday, you tit

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

*saw it yesterday

you illiterate tit

(

Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

ahem

after the "tit".

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

yes well

at least I'm using tenses correctly

(

Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

yes, well;

at least I'm correctly using tense.

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

pah

defeated

Congratulations, this is the first surrender of the Rathen.

(

Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

just be glad you didn't catch any grammar nazis

they take no prisoners, what with being nazis and all :D

oh, this reminds me, yesterday, I took a picture of a sign in a window "MODEL''S WANTED"

unfortunately it was too far away for my phonecamera to pick up, it amused me :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

lol

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

117k?!

EDIT: Sodding Mickey Mouse company! My net banking sit's been down all morning!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

which bank

i have a cheque to take down to mine, but if they're having trouble i'd rather not

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

if they've gone bust I can look after this cheque for you

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

I forget

I only use pay as you go credit cards when I make web transactions soit's related to any bank or account.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Repost heil!

can't be bothered changing the time tho...

(

..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

It's still at large!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

I'm sorry to inform you that you have Aids

and not the kind you get from having sex with a skank, it's worse than that.

you shouldn't have licked that toilet seat!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

bad aid!

aid aid!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

I would have got away with it too

if it wasn't for this fucking cunt!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

eat a boat, batman!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

he's going to regret having done that

when he comes to.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

S'only a flesh wound

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

he dosn't have any skin

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

Then one might just say he's left it a touch late to regret it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

'lo Trelly!

nice skull

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

'Lo Lord Doom

Ta - could probably do a better one now, this was a while back, pre-tablet

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

Oooo get you and your 1337 graphics skills!

I'm currently drawing a nonsense in pen, on a green post-it.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

Ah, post-it art.

I miss those days. I may start doing them again. In fact, I may pic up some post-its later for this very purpose :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

*taps fingers together*

eeeexcellent. My work here is done.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

*applauds*

So how's thee?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

I'm good indeed

Lady Doom is now at 28 weeks, bump a little on the small side but nothing major... It's getting kind of scary now the closer it gets..

How's you and the newbie?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

why am I looking at your police dog

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

Breaks into Song...

THERE'S A VOICE,
THAT KEEPS ON CALLING ME.
DOWN THE ROAD,
IS WHERE I'LL ALWAYS BE.
EVERY STOP I MAKE,
I'LL MAKE A NEW FRIEND.
CAN'T STAY FOR LONG, JUST TURN AROUND AND I'M GONE AGAIN.

MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANNA SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, I'LL JUST KEEP MOVING ON

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

My first frontpaged QOTW answer!

ah, fond mamaries

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

Boo boo bee boo

Boo boo bee boo
boooooooowwwwww.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

MEME FORCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ruuuuun

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

is that like chicken forcing?

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

is this the first step in

Mechanically reclaimed bleached poultry meat?

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

it may not be the first step, but it's one of several

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

I hope there are nuns and lard involved in the subsequent stages

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

sexy nuns

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

and HASLET

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

aw haslet

whatever happened to that? I had it on sandwiches as a kid and it made me what I am today

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

I have some at home

DTH has it in kerayzee salads. JollyJack drew me a wild haslet.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

I live next door to a Butchers who RIGHT AT THIS VERY MINUTE

are preparing and cooking huge haslets!

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

where did they catch them?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

This is Lincolnshire

You can find them roaming the fens and nesting in the dykes.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

I know where my next haslet hunt will be!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

FP THIS NOW

(

Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

Sir, we regret to inform you that you suck.

It may be in your best interests to return to trolling /talk forthwith.

(

Shiksa, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

Time for

1 lump or 2 ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

why do people think coffee is nice?

it's like "I DRINK THIS EVERY DAY I LIKE IT!"

"I AM BEATEN EVERYDAY WITH A STICK, I LIKE IT"

"I LICK DRAINPIPES WHILE PUTTING MY FINGERS IN POWER OUTLETS EVERYDAY I LIKE IT"

what's wrong with people?

*Cries*

/has no idea where he's going with this blog

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

I like coffee

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

I also

Like Coffee, Hence the post.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

double bah!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

i love coffee

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

*runs off screaming*

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

bah!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

I adore coffee

In fact I like it so much I get a train for 20mins just to get the good stuff!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

^This

Why did it make me giggle like a school girl???

Surely, you will have heard though?

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

From the very start they knew b3ta was going to be a wrong 'en!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

Haha

no picture either

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

Or username link.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

hahaha

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

haha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

read the faq

I remember when all this was just fields!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

fields

i remember when it was volcanic ash and lava :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

i remeber when all this was rushing together to be annihilated in such an explosion that it would create another universe!

;)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

I remember the moment before that when they switched on the last hadron colider

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

\o/

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

fucking shitty time loops!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

that's what you said last time

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

that would be the server crash 2 years ago..

there was life here before that ;)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

I remember when there was a camp of druid kittens just over there

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

Is that a database joke?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

also

shouldn't is say "hello world?"

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

10 print "hello world"

20 goto 10

:D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

Iwas more of a

10 P. "Hello World";

person myself.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

ahh basic

dont you jsut love it - Gosub was a fantastic idea! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

Hahaha

me too ;)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

I was more of a

public void main (){
g.drawstring("hello world");
}
sort

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

or the old

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

needs a space

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

nope:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

and ALL of those people went on to

be internet millionaires?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

look at all the people who have vanished

wonder where they are now

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

talkboard:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

they have accended

to a higher plain!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You fuck ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

cor

there's some names there I've not seen for a while

(

new_matt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

Yeah

I'm having a laugh look at archives 100-2000 atm:P

EDIT: I'm currently reading about koit going to sign on:P

EDIT EDIT: It appears to be a recurring theme in 2002. B3tards and hte doll.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

I had a read through a load ages ago

it's an experience! I don't remember Koit signing on, but I must have been reading from November 2002...

(

new_matt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

Yeah that was June 2002 I think

I'm trying to find some posts by my orginal account.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

Faith the dog was next in line

www.faiththedog.net/

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

SARGEANT FAITH?!!

arf!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

SUCK CESS!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

hahaha

Talk about stating the obvious. Born to a mother dog. Really?

EDIT: Google are taking the piss!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

hahaha

google adsense is great

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

I love they want to make a movie of her like.

How are they going to cast that? That's the dog we want! She perfect. Now lets cut her front legs off.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

this heres cuz'n cleetus, he's a gaaamblin maaaan

(

octopus footwear raaa, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

nsfw

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

Not Suitable For Wanking?

I disagree sir...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

That fella is terrific!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nSA-oJgZHHA

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

Merchant Banker

Not quite compo-able me thinks

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

Feed the suuuuuits

let them know it's bonus time

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

Perfect. nailed on number one for Christmas!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

And there won't be snow at the parties in Bloomsbury tonight

The greatest gift they'll get this year is splife ...

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

Where share prices never grow

no pounds or dollars flow

Do they know it's bonus time at all?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

give us the fuckin' P45

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

Idea

We have a lack of money, Lets shut the doors and not let the imigrants through !?

Or have some fun like Imigrant Big Brother and only let the winner in !? Bit of fun and all that ?

Or am I just weird ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

not weird, just being racist

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

^this

it's strange how often people confuse the two

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

oh-you-can't-say-anything-about-immigrants-without-being-called-racist

that's because it generally is racism

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

or "I don't like poor people"

I think that's an element to it too...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

I've got nothing against people who don't agree with me

but they are wrong :D

yeah, and they are fuckers too :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

no, you just seem to have an issue

with them immigrant types?

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

Well

I just think we should stop the influx at least for a temp messure and stop paying the scumbag ones who do not work (Respect to those who do and pay there way) and save a little £££

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

The 'influx'

keeps the economy going, we wouldn't have been able to have the longest period of sustained growth in 200 years without migrant labour.

The largest group of scumbags who don't work come from this country. That's because they don't have any qualifications and haven't worked out that they're competing in a global marketplace yet.

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

no offence

but what about the ones who cannnot get work?

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

What about chavs who don't work?

Why just immigrants?

And what sort of immigrants?

Or do you just mean those brown people what can't tawk the Queen's?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

ahem..... ^this^

mindpissed but happy

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

...I'm just here for the pictures...but if you want my tuppence worth...

does the "scumbag ones who do not work" count all the pykey job dodging Brits, who seem to make up a larger number of dole cheques where I live?

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

bingo

the 'immigrant scroungers' that the Sun and the Mail love to hate are a very small part of the lumpen unemployed mass in this country.

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

Yeah, they should at least have a decent grasp of English to be allowed in, right?

By the way:

There
Their
They're

Look them up.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

YOU

are missinformed ... please try and read more objectively.

Many thanks,
PuC

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

let's just pay our own scumbags who don't work

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

and you're an idiot.

Britain is and always has been a mongrel nation, we've taken influences from other cultures then make them our own for decades.

and as for 'the immigrants'
how come they manage to get jobs when there's so many unemployed british people?...
maybe it's because they're not lazy bastards who aren't shy of a hard days work.

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

a massive

MASSIVE proportion of asylum seekers aren't permitted to get a job because they're status hasn't been agreed by the lazy civil servants who are looking at their cases... so they do loads of good things for the often very shitty communities into which they've been placed.

Certainly, some piss poor parts of Edinburgh and Glasgow are nicer safer places because of the their influence and work.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

yup

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

What's immigrants got to do with it?

Britain is a nation of immigrants. French, Germans, Romans, Vikings, Goffs ...

Jesus.

What do you want - a DNA test to get into work each morning?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

Bloody Saxons, comin' over 'ere

takin' jobs from honest Britons.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

Bloody Romans coming on over ere....

improving our road networks and introducing Civic systems with sanitation...

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

Bloody Scots...

inventing everything and ... making whisky ... doing clever things with offal.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

Bloody Welsh.......staying over there and...

....singing at us in male close harmonies

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

Bloody Inidans in call centers

staying over there, doing our jobs...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

Bloody Spanish

Not letting us go over to the Costa and live in their villas

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

Bloody British

staying over here and doing our moaning

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

Bloody everyone

... doing things and stuff...
*shakes with rage*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

Runs out of targets....

*self implodes in a Daily Mail induced hate-gasm*

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

erm...

all those African's in Africa... getting our Aid!!

*shakes fist*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

all those Africans

giving us their AIDS etc

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

or bloody sundae

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

Who fancies a bulimic orgy?

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

yeah - okay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

I love talking with people that talk about The British and immigrants in the same breath

The British? The Angles? The Saxons? The Celts? The who in the what with the where now?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

too many of them, I say

I'm moving to Spain

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

Well Before

I dig myself into a big hole.....

I agree all people who can work hard Great, I work hard so do you! im sure.

If you are medically unable to work then I understand and I hope you are ok and working towards better health or if something more serious im sorry to hear it.

But thoes who really could work who do not should be rounded up in local towns and given jobs like picking litter, removing spraypaint etc etc making land better :D

But if you can work then GRRRRR you damm well should and we should have better control on free loaders also entering the country.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

so really you just want to round up the unemployed

and not immigrants at all?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

I don't work hard

at all - I've been in the top 10 of the board stats and I only ever post between 9 and 6 monday - friday... I'm not very good at my job at all.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

I don't even have a job

although I've just had this message from a Mr Stalin saying I have to report to the Town Hall for litter-picking duty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

Is it too

Last to retract all comments ! I should really just be nice and love all man kind. MY GOD ITS A MIRACLE I love everyone !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

hurrah!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

our work here is done

we've bullied you and made you feel bad enough to say you see our point of view.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

The biggest problem with freeloaders in this country

is the natives! Employers have said over and over again that they choose migrant workers for jobs because they have a better attitude and better qualifications that native english workers.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

ah right.. so slave labour it is then

there is work needs doing, but you don't actually want to pay someone a living wage for it?

oh well, they are just unemployed scum, they should be lucky to be aloud outside to work for a subsistence, minimum wages are bad for commerce anyway...

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

Immigration doesn't exactly cost us money does it?

In fact it brings in many highly skilled workers whose education has been paid for in other countries so in essense it saves us money.

Plus it brings in unskilled workers to do essential low-paid jobs that no-one here wants, thereby saving businesses money too.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

it was all a terrible misunderstanding

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

mit zis deckschair ve haff captured from ze Britischers

VE VILL CONQUER ZE VORLD

/jingoism blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

gaaaah!

The German nine gag!

I may have mentioned it once but got away with it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

your all gay

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

ural gay

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

Yoralg Ay!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

York Aldi

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

Midge Ure all gay.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

Midge Ure all day.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

Fridge Fur all hay.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

Ben Hur's balls ache.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

Benders ball cake.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

I'm bored.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

SKULLS!!!!

I do like that icon! (couldn't there be a day where there is an old icon jumble sale?)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

You do?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

do do

still half asleep blog

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

I wish this too

I want to be the old spider

but isn't the point to show how old you are?

notice how most furtives stay furtive....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

mein Gott jemand hat meinen Testikel gestohlen!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

Gordon Brown, "I Laugh in the face of Danger"

Click for bigger (36KB)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

he's just stubbed his toe but doesn't want to show weakness in front of the world press

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

Ning, I made this last night:

CFB and sexy but nearly a meg
I think maybe Skug's cat is having a bad day...

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

nicely animeratedised!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

YOU

what time do you call this?

ning

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

25 past ten

as I explained to Ninj down there, I had to get public transport, and was thus, incredibly late for work

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

well

okay - but if it happens again I'm going to have to dock your b3ta pay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

Excuse me

But I think you'll find you were a minute out!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

His message got delayed just outside birmingham

due to an incident on an earlier message.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

hahahhahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

*glees*

woo, yay and verily hoopla!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

top quality action

this is better than the whole of the Godzilla film

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

Which is exactly the sound effects I so wish I could put on this

I really must start doing some of these for Youtube, lord knows it's about time I did something new...

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

good things will happen if you do.

what did you make it in?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

yes, this

I must know

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

Just the usual Imageready

I must say I'm not sure how one goes about making a GIF into a movie file, never tried tho, for all I know it's an option in the menu...

*goes to look*

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

I think if you want to add sound Flash may be required...

although - I say that as a person who has done most of the stuff he's posted on here in the graffiti app in faceache... so it might be a good idea to ignore me

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

Well I just found an 'Export as movie' option and I can use iMovie

so I guess all I would need is some Godzilla sound effects...

Maybe a project for this weekend to work that one out? I think it would need to be a tad longer too like...

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

Haha!

Lovely :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

hahahahaha

I lolled out loud in the office.

(GIbbonsrwild, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

office lolol

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

Woo!

It involves a kitten; therefore *click*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

This all the aceness!

*BIG CLICK*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

rar!

lovely stuff

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mutated monty, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

hahaha awesome

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

*click*

lovely animation

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

hehe ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

i like the demented face

lolls X 10,000

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

hahaha!!

i lovewhat they've done with the Eiffel Tower!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

this are good

we got new carpet - it's only been in a week and the cat's already been sick on it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

urrggg

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

awesome

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

I want your babies!!!

...they'll go nice with these doritos!

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

ha ha ha

that is several shades of wooyay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)

Glad you like it! MEOARRR!!!

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..wil, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

FRONTPAGE GOODNESS!

OH YEAH!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

MIAOUZILLA!!!1!11

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

this is awesome

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)

Win!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

Oh, bravo!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

Tokyo Tower?

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

heheheee

(empty head, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

ning!

Click for bigger (29KB)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

that's rather woosome!

'ningles teh amoeba

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

nice :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

woo yay

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

why am I looking at your Dodge?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

mercury

actualy

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

that doesn't work

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

My word!

Thats rather good!

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

that is rather excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

I would recommend that this be put into production

NOW

get the scientists working on it as a matter of urgency

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

Hey! Sigmund.....

Id's behind you....

Edit: thanks of course to mofaha for birthing" the beastie in the first place...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

"... I think everyone wants to sleep with their parents... but you're sick in the head mate!"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

Right

You're the second person today to feel the wrath of my spanging spork!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

oh god it's got loose

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)

This gives me sexy thoughts

Woo!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

Sign o' the times

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

pffh :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

Doh!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

ha ha h

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

'Must Watch' TV...

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Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

Hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

ïðîñòèòóòêè ìîñêâû 16 17 ëåò

AICMFP

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

hahahhahaha, outstanding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

Hahahaha

First thing I see when I open up - marvellous!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

open up what?

your eyes, your legs... your flies?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

my wife

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

Dots legs

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm humour

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

cobwebs

(

theswirly, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

she's got a very ïðîñòèòóòêè

ãîðîäà with îáëàñòè oozing out

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

Hahaha

'nings!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

hahahahaha!

I'd watch this

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

Thanks chaps

...and mornin' all! :-)

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Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

nings ninj

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

very good

ningles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

hahah

good stuff

Ning!

I was late today

had to catch the train

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

Ningles...

Prof & Bilbo ;-)

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Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

This might help

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

yays

needs more russian porn!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

Â êàæäîé àíêåòå âû íàéäåòå: ðàçìåð ãðóäè, âåñ, ðîñò è êîíòàêòíûé òåëåôîí.

?

It's russian for bumrape

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

Your mistaken

That is obviously the lyrics to the Russian version of the Chicken Song.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

the Russian version of the Chicken Song

is about bumrape?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

No it's about bumraping chickens and eating them during the process

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

so many things are

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

No it's about queuing for the chicken

In mother Russia chicken bumrapes you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

Now a look at the international finance arse.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

Naaa

The FTSE boobies!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

heheh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

he's not phased by it at all

he's too calm

... all of his money is in sand, safe reliable sand

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

Sudden urge to watch the Day Today

...it's increasing!

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theswirly, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

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(putanas, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

Yas

nekkid tiem!

Russian shot putters for your pleasure.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

what the shitting fuck is that???

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

it's fucking shit.

Basically it's a link you can follow and you're spyware software starts having a panic attack.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

boo! down with this sort of thing

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

there's been quite a bit of it recenetly

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)

it's not right is it?

gosh, I feel a letter coming on

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)

*comes on letter*

hmm

(Knutsack, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter F

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

Dear Deirdre...

I'm horny all the fucking time and I seem to have lost every item of clothing I own aside from my skimpiest underwear... recently my man's granddad has been around the house a lot and he's been showing me his medals...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

Same person, I'm guessing.

As it's always the same site.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

yeah - I was thinking that...

shirley there's some technical wizardry which can prevent this site from being linked to

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

a big fucking gun

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

how big?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

small enough to fit in his rectum, but big enough to blow a hole in his skull

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

easy enough to ban his IP range.

Then all the computers on his network couldn't get on b3ta.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

wouldn't it be easier to speak to the Russian b3tans and get them

to burn down his house and kill his wife and children?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

He IS the Russian B3ta:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

right well - we'll have a word with him

get him to kill his wife and children and burn down his own house...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)

can't they just block the cunts ip address?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

I would have thought so

... perhaps he has a bot net and lots of IP addresses... but if it's been the same one every time then someone should be blocking it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

i think he wanted the links board

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

No he wanted shooting:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

where are are the mods?

come on get the finger out

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

blast proof cushions

...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)

Down

with this sort of thing!

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

careful now

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

What does Putanna mean?

oh yea, that's what you are.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

No idea what you are saying...

but I guess your accent is quite strong

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

lacist

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)

Yes, Down with laces

...slip-ons for everyone

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

VELCRO FTMFW

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

Motherfucking win FTMFW

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

that's beautiful

*clicks*

*orders russian bride*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)

Which link provides Russian Brides?

I only found forum.twoi-shans.com/viewtopic.php?p=3525#3525 which is apparently a forum about Jesus sexing up the Earth with his manly charms

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

Good lord!

Those "Russian Brides" look very... erm... nude.

And what is that she's holding? It looks like some form of meat product.

*shudders*

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

Don't forget to fill in your credit card number

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

Yes, I agree

Although your point on line 379 is somewhat invalid. I would have said ãëóáîêèé is more of a ñåíèè ñî than a îòî àíàë âè

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)

I thought that was a bit odd.

What a daftie.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

I would have said it's too orangey for crows

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

Those crows, just don't know what's good for them

There's a magpie that lands outside my window every day. I try, and repeatedly fail, to get a picture of it.

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

this is becoming an issue

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

ðóññêèå ëþáèòåëüñêèå ïîðíî ôîòî?

Are you sure about that?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)

ñàðàòîâñêèå ïðîñòèòóòêè

is the sound of my girl getting jiggy with me

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

~~my girl~~ Will Smith

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

Will never gets Jiggy with me

It's cause i'm white :-(, bloody racist.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

'ning

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

Haha!

LOVE that smell in the morning! :D

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

I hope you die, I alone am best!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

that is so much fail, you are actually adding to the world economy problems

you are actually adding to the world economy problems

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

Now That...

Is the most awesome bunker image ever created in the history of mankind!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

ñåêñ ñèñüêè

NAEN NENUEE!?!?

are you just hitting your head against a wall and typing the noises that your brain damaged face releases?

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NeeNoo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

i knew i shouldnt have told my dad about this place

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

please use your spell check

your typing is awful

(Knutsack, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

I quite fancied

some russian girls, too.

:(

(Trull, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

Did they wisper "ñàðàòîâñêèå ïðîñòèòóòêè"

in your ear?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

I had two for breakfast.

I'm good to lunch now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

When I first saw that, I thought my Internet Explorer had failed again

...But no it was just you. Epic fail.

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theswirly, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

Our survey said -

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

Could you run that past me again?

Oooops I clicked ignore.....

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XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

FP this now!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

How come I can't ignore this cunt?

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

wow

I've never seen anything not happen so much

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

well, this spam has fucking completely failed

you suck!

you call this spam?

what a poo head!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

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