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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

Has anyone seen the Peter Kay "180"

Tour diary? It's on the DVD and was on the telly last night.

Anyhow, in relation to your image, did anyone see the
hospital radio chap who interviewed Peter Kay?

It was a fucking dead ringer for Julian Barrett... scarily so. Because it was pre-Mighty Boosh success I suppose, it slipped under the radar...

As you were.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

I intended to.

But I didn't....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

You missed nothing

Except Julian Barrett.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

Thats not kosher . . .

but I do like the snout-o-phone !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

Ham radio's ok...

but there's snout on!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

There is but

the receptions pork wallity.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

Stop telling porkies!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

Arf!

Bacon pun lols

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

Very swish!

Can I touch it?

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Rico, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

what stations can it pig up?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

Blub blub blub

First attempt at making something from stock images.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

Drowning bride is drowning!!!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

told her she should have agreed to anal

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

Hahaha

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

Pfft.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

Nice.

I like her bubbly elbows.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

Nice one!

I am working on a pic at the moment but I can't decide where to go with it :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

tha mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

Pfft!

Funnily enough, it does have the moon in it :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

:-D

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

Far left, then bottom right, then slap bang in the middle with fires!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

FIRES FTW! \o/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

Crying fires?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

Ha ha ha!

What the fuck?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

Its crying fire, from some gayshift night

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

Furry muff!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

To the pub,

and then back to yours.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

Oh noes she is a drowning

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

Oh noes

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

Take the load off . . .

and have a wieght on me . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

nicely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

And we all went to heaven in a little row boat

And there was nothing to fear, nothing to doubt

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

Yay for Radiohead :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

*gets ideas for aquarium ornament*

Barbie doll, plastic chains, maybe an aquarium air pump routed through the doll's mouth and nose...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

i don't have an aquarium, but i want one now!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

ooh nice

I would suggest painting over the further back bits of the abbey so they look like they fade into the distance, maybe

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

*Takes notes*

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

My paranoia

must get off the weed

(smalldickedandproud, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

fair doos to you

tis funny

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

Haha,

I wouldn't be surprised.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

pfft

reminds me of that dead kennedys tune.. 'we've been talking to the Russians, and we've all decided it's time for another war..'

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

^ this

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

boy o boy

lol cheers

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

haha

It's like happy hour in fluffy land.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

funny because it's true

*eek, black helicopter outside*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

Have a Disco b3taday Meats !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

cor! dancin wimmins with fire!

everything about that is great

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

!!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

haha

that cat seems completely unhappy

:(

lol

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

Yeah

he's a bit overawed

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

awww

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)

!!!!!!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

I like caek!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

Glansberry and veinfruit?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

that's the blighter

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

I'll remember that for next time

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

NWO

its all just part of the New World Order, theres no escape!

(Mr Chicken, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

maybe there is, if the insectoid overlords kill the reptillian overlords as long as the zeta reticulans don't take advantage of the situation

what?

*smears self in tinfoil*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

The plot . . . plots !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

a classic double plot!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

I just know he's gonna forget the porn.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

Or he'll bring a missile instead

because protecting freedom is much more important.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

And they'll all end up sitting in a circle around the missile

with their pants around their ankles, staring at the missile and jerking off dejectedly, and every now and then somewill will turn and look directly at George and say something like, "yeah real sexy, thanks a fucking lot buddy."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

"hey, did someone forget the cheney?"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"HAHAHA"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

Why do all Bush comics on here have him speaking with a London accent?

Cor? Mate? Blimey?

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

Unshopped. Thought I'd share.

Recently re-instated in Glasgow shop window. Can't decide if they're 'aving a larf or not...

Click for bigger (133KB)

(creatrix CX, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)

Finger

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

^that^

at least I hope its a finger.....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

so do i

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

toe?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

Finger.

C'mon, it's a camera phone David bloody Bailey...

(creatrix CX, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

wonderfull

here I made this and I cant see any point in putting more effort into it.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

I know that shop, it's on Bath Street isn't it ?

I applied for a job there once and shopped there a few times, from the impression I got most of them wouldn't be in on the joke even if it was on purpose.

Edit:I just spotted the tag line, they haven't by the way.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

Location of childish bush gag.

West Nile Street, just off Bath street down from the Odeon.

(creatrix CX, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

Crockets will always keep your bush well trimmed

for a well trim bush the only way is crokets

let's crocket

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

beware

the bedraggled DUBYA

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

Hate mail

Yesterdays

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

hahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

arf!

internets: serious business!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)

Unexpected girth . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

thats what she said

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

TWSS FAIL.

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

Excellent :)

Woo

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

hmm..

Click for bigger (32KB)

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

took me a sec

woo

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

haha

subtle... in a blatantly upfront way

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

Nearly anagrams? ;)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

HAHA

who wants a sweetie?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

Ed: Having some trouble with image hosting, bear with me...
Ed ed: First the image hosting doesn't work, then my laptop crashes. FInally got it fixed now. Apologies for the delay.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

your best work yet

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Microwave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

What a redex?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

his first color picture

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Microwave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

pff

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

Well I have a redex

And I use firefox, coz I'm worth it!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

Firefox has ripped sheet of paper these days

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

same difference

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

omg fail lol

where's my hilarious fail picture

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

www.datapos.co.uk/welcomeimg/help.jpg

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

That no work for me :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

The filename tricked me !

ED: My statement still stands . . . however . . . I now add a Woot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

Oh Noes walrus sort it out please, I would like to see your wonder

Edit: YAYS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

It's borked, chap.

No doubt to some this is hilarious, but then we've all seen footage of chimps with beach balls, haven't we?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

I haven't

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

You haven't lived.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

No I havent

Ive seen footage of monkeys working in restaurants

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

"Have you ever been to a Harvester before?"

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

hahahaha

Oh jesus :D

edit: answer: "Yes. Have you?"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

Arf!

Certainly not!

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

No, I meant in answer to the waitress :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

real lols

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

I am enjoying your use of negative space

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

darn

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

He is a banker,

AND HE HAS HIS HAND ON HIS FACE!

MAKE WEBSITE NOW :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

;-)

going to add something in a sec so i can post it here without bing accused of stealing

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

done

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

Do we know this lady?

I have to buy her a brassiere.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

Pffft!

I didn't even notice that :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

lol gay

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

~~brassiere~~ a whole new chest...jesus, i didnt notice that

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

Nah, she just needs a bra.

Poor women, our tits slip from where they were when we were 13 and all of a sudden you're all disgusted.

Edit: joking, sah. Don't go getting your manstrop on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

Don't go getting your man strap-on.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

Ignore this.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

and this^

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

And this ^

and so on.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

lol?

ris

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

:D if only you were from Norn Iron

This is my friend, StrapOn....say hello, StrapOn....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

Christ...Irish with saggy tits and a strap-on

ouch.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

*narrows eyes* I'm confused

you've sort of taken what you wanted out of three posts, haven't you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

Yessum.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

Irishes are damn sexeh

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

Scottishes are better

but now I've gone and fallen for Colin Farrell since seeing him on Johnathan Ross.

He's nice and clever, Dixy, and he's grown his hair all long for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

He's lovely - except his should cut his hair short for me

My man looks like Colin Farrell

really

edit: WANT

i116.photobucket.com/albums/o3/johnnydarko29/danny_dyer_2_1.jpg

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

I have seen your chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

Aye, true.. Hopefully if you come over soon you can see him all fleshy, like

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

Oooooh, fleshy goodness

I shall promise not to coo over him and stroke his wee nosie.

Yes, Danny Dyer's lovely, and especially in that photo. I do like a cheeky boy.

Touch my bum, this is lifeSTOP IT FAE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

Cheeky you say?

i123.photobucket.com/albums/o295/xladygunner88x/Danny%20Dyer/5-1.jpg

Possibly nsfw due to skinnage

But O_O

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

This is a 'hold on tight to the back of his collar and DO NOT let him go anywhere unattended' moment, isn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

Yes

Yes it is :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

*hug*

far too adorable, you are. Night lovely xx

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

G'NAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

*douses with cold water*

Down, woman, down!!!!!

:D

and with that, I'm outta here!! G'night!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

:D *leaps*

Nighty nighty lovely JayPeeGeeeeeeeee *hug*

I'm off too, n'night b3tans x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

G'NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

I'm watching the rest of 'In Bruges' on the train home.

The first half was very enjoyable this morning.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

Has it got him in?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

Yep

And he's really good for a change.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

He seems to be a very clever and thoughtful chap

but yet not a good actor, which is strange.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

eh?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

I read that as brasserie

which confused me for a few seconds

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

I still can't spot the difference between those two.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

they're both normally full of tits

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

Ha!

Yeh its no wonder the guy is shielding his view.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

that man on the left has a right nip on

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

He's popular

(schrumpfen, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

cfb!

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

Ironically,

your post is too big.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

just look at half of it then

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

ok, I fixed it

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

hurray!

too many mushrooms

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)

Knee breast! Knee breast! Da da da da da da!

KNEEBREASTS!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)

Thats the strangest look breast Ive ever seen

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

That is because it is a Knee Breast you fool!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

Well its still a breast then, isnt it?

Im scared and there are wolves after me :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

No silly,

it is not a breast, and it is not a knee!

It is a Knee Breast....

and shit....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

I want some real breasts, they are fun

You just cant do the same thing with knees :(

ant shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

1. Put on a kneepad

2. Close your eyes
3. Bend your knee
4. Fondle
5. Profit

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

Real breasts arnt boney and have hair all around them :(

Not an idea that would sell in dragons den well

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

Hence the Kneepad you silly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

Oh I thought you meant put knees on keyboard,

I was a tad confused :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

Wickedness

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)

ace!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

Jack-O-Lantern knee on fishnets !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)

Gah!

IT IS A TRAPDOOR KNEE BREAST!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

is she holding a pangolin?

woo filtad

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

FUCKIN FUCKIN FUCKIN

AH FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

WATE I'LL PROVE IT'S NOT FILTAD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

*readies proof debunking algorithms*

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

HA!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

darn

foiled again

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

Blimey.

That's nice.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

Nice!

How do you do those lines?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

Custom pattern

pretty much the same as scanlines. For this pic I used the pattern as a mask on a couple of adjustment layers.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

line filta

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

Hahahaha

genuine lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

Nice as usual

i do like that.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

they never mentioned this one..

Click for bigger (50KB)

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)

"...professional sound and music, 64k memory plus..."

:-P

/being an arse for no reason sorry!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)

???

"The computer computer, with professional computer" Eh?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)

...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)

*still needs him, still feeds him*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

*cups from behind*

Hello luv

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

Hello gorgeous *kisses beardy cheek*

The one on your FACE.

How goes it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

Ok fanks

It's New Pance Day again and a work colleague is about to make me a cup of tea

Life is good

How's you?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

Nice pance day, although not new ones.

Almost finished working now, just waiting for my ride home and then SOFA shall be happening. Oh yes. SOFA and JIMJAMS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

SOFA and JIMJAMS is a splendid idea

I shall copy this. Oh yes.

I might even put on my heating :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

Heating is sexylicious, so it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

I had a plumber come round this morning to fiddle with my pipes and wiggle my ballcock /Carry On Plumbing

So now I can switch on my heating without it exploding, which is a bonus really.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

I'd say so

I can imagine that sort of thing being fairly inconvenient.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

have a spang

for your troubles....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

oh for fuck's sake!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

I don't know why . . . but I always read that as Commode door . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

what the minge! this scenario is cruel and devastrous

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

Rock and roll skelebones :D

Click for YouTubeyness of my boney man in action

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

awesome

utterly utterly brilliant.

it makes my eyes want to bleed it's that good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

he's available for weddings, birthday parties and b3ta bashes after the 31st

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

anyway - that's home time for me folks.

see you all tomorrow, I'll be wearing a pocket handkerchief that says 'BLOW' on it in big yellow letters

you win a prize if you can guess where I'll be wearing it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

anus

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)

*office lol*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)

SANS JELLY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQsRClW77_4&feature=related

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

we were looking for

bunghole... but my producer says I can give it to you... so drop your kecks and let's get on with it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

*drops*

i wanna look like a sumo wrestler...so blow hard!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

woooooooooooooooo....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

Very nice :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

cool

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

have a cup of tea

in honour of that fine piece of work...how long did it take?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

the entire animation, lighting and rendering took 15 minutes - it's just a test movie

building all the assets took me a few more days :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

HappyToast - Always Finishing Quickly

;-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)

ladies love it. don't let them tell you otherwise

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)

HappyToast - advocating murder to help protect your fragile grasp on your own self worth

/currently rereading american psycho blog

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

Yay for Americanisation of European tradition!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

hehe

^this all over!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

like stomping around the middle East like we own the place?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

That too.

Blummin foreigners hogging all our oil.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

Americans started that too :)

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)

Clicked for laters...

I must off!
*waves*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

byeeee

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

Bye!

...but seriously check the Vampire Monkey on speed malarkey I linked down vvv there if you're coming back for afters.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

Pretty cool.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

As my comment in Links

You missed a trick there....The sign on the left should read "ROCK OR TREAT"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)

don't you go putting thought in to things young man

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)

Rock out with your bones out!

Awesomeness

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

If he eats a bat

you can watch it go down :D

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)

hahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)

Aces, suh! :-D

*clicks*

We should have a Halloween theme image challenge.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)

Or......

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post258224

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)

Everyone should download Moviestorm and learn it so that when

the Halloween pack comes out they can make Image Challenge winning animated gifs!

:D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

I az windypops

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Ninj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

Ahahah

love this.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

the little bean

sweetness

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

There are 4 frames in this?

I can only see 2.

W00 nonetheless.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

one lot for each eye...

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

way ti g

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)

"get me a pint of guinness you peasant"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

He looks fucking WRONG now he's lost some weight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

is say he'll have to get the

loose skin removed surgically......ewwwwww

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

Why is is 'ew'?

Would you rather he kept it?

Trust me, losing a lot of weight can be almost as bad for your self esteem as putting that amount on.

Sorry. Forgot my b3ta head.

Yeah, what a prick. We should burn him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

the ewwww was thinking of having to tuck all the saggy skin into your pants

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

I'd say it's a small price to pay for not worrying quite so much about his heart/diabetes.

I'd wager not a nice feeling though, no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

It's not only the monetary banks that are in crisis!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

is that davina lookalike

you?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

Yeah. If you look in my profile you'll see how effective my make-up is.

It's Louise Wenner from Sleeper, about whom I used to get the raging horn.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

I preferred Sonya Madan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

Too wet-looking for me.

And not in the sexy way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)

Unfortunately for Louise

she got some mega eyebrows going and started to look a bit hydrocephallic which ruined it for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

Yeah.

Selfish bitch.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

Hey, I'm not saying I made the right choice morally when my ladycock went all floppy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)

No I meant she's a selfish bitch for getting hairy eyebrows and looking like a hydrocarbon

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)

:D sometimes you really do make me smile.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)

would

shes a big poker expert now or something

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

She is/was all teh sex.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)

But has now turned into Davina McCall.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

Davina McCall would be great if she didn't have that fucking voice.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)

Voice, attitude, whoredom, general character

But yeah. Sort of.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

ironically

2 of the 10 cd's on my desk right now are 'Sleeper'. I also had the horn for Louise, until I found out she was shagging the drummer.

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

found:

my dream woman

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

Recession special offer...

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)

would would would

any hole is a goal

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)

but she is only 50% visible...

she may have the legs of Lindford Christie for all we know.

Then again by your reasoning, Lindford's lower half would still be a goal. :(

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

All three of his legs?

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Rico, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

Those girls are the equivalent of them trying to make me go to rehab.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

*high fives*

good analogy...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

I was also going to say they were a quarter of no limit.

(count them, there's 12)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

John MechaCain

I just need your clothes, your boots and your low minority voter turn out... etc.

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

looks like hes heaving out a big one

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

He's taking a shit!

Help him someone. Help him!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

christ, he's squeezing out a turd so hard that his face has fell off

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

i hate it when my fecal density causes my visage to rupture and tumble to the floor :(

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

me too!

what a fucking gyp!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

Wah scary!

Minor TJ OMG Just seen this from VMOS!!1!ONE1!

www.b3ta.com/links/The_Super_Battling_Mighty_Mega_Ultra_Phunamic_Morphing_Wonder_Power_Robo_B3ta_Rangertron_Team_Squadron_Episode_1

Can't believe he didn't post a still for /boarders.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

that's amazing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

thats FUCKING AMAZING!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

Will do!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)

nicely done

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

He certainly isn't getting Miles Dyson's vote.

nice

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)

because he is dead.

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)

I don't know how much longer I can hold this...

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

I done another one of these, its been a while

Past incidents beforererer

I cant think of a punchline tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

arez tey dancing?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

I dont know, look at the beforerers that tells the story... to some extent

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

COME ON BARRY!!!

KICK HIM IN THE MAN-CUNT

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

Dino:"Who are you voting?"

Sjeep:"Moo-bama"

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

dino: - fookin wooly backs

sheep: :'-(

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

Dino: Sjeep are the niggars of the world

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

Sjeep:

"Fuck you Steg, Sjeep ftw."

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

It was supposed to be a sorta skugosaurus, but didnt come out too well

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

like this?

www.skug.co.uk/custom/skugosaurus.gif

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

Yes, but no-where near as good

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

It's almost real

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

Theres no bridge, copter or shark

not real :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

Its realerer than real reality.

...and just as good if not better.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

This is as real as I can do

_{Thanks to walrus man for the origional}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

hahawha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

RuRRRRRRRR

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

awesome

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

agreed

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

Blimey, b3taday central.

HAPPYTIEMS.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

Thats well nice :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

ARGH!

*flights*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

needs more barry

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

Sheeps is not called barry

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

most sheep are called Fred or Paul

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

Well, the ones you have shagged yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

your mum's name isn't paul or frank

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

Boom Boom!

/basil brush blog
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

i couldnt stop myself from typing

been away from b3ta too long you see

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

Thats what b3ta needs, some more BARRY!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

a barry would save us from the crisis

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

Who did barry?

and why havent there been any more of barry

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

had her

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

was it not prodigy69?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

I dont remember, hence the asking

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

got it!

8 search pages later

www.b3ta.com/board/6027577

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

COME ON BARRY CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK!

/ac

:D

Good work

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

You rang?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

Sorry wrong number

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

*breathes heavily*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

I call him Barry!

He always answers to me.....
:(

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

Thats because you fuck him up the arse. fuck him up the arse, fuck, fuck him up the arse....

/nathan barley blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

You got me!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

DIno"I fell over and now my arms are broken"

Cunt-Sheep"hahahahahahahaha! You calcium dificiant shit wristed bastard. I fucking hate shit wrists."

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

Cunt-Sheep is correct

well done. Gold star.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

Hahaha and deficient isnt it?

/pedant blog :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

I hate you, Nick.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

>:(

Afternoon Matt
Hows leeds?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

Pretty good actually.

Almost fell asleep in a few lectures today and I'm waiting for some beef to freeze.

How's sheffy? :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

yay Leeds

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

Happy day :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

I went to comedy club last night

b3ta.com/board/8829280
Was well funny, but I am well tired, I need some sleeps
I have had 2 delicious sandwiches today tho :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

Haha!

Awesome :D

I had cheese on toast for breakfast, and cheesy beans on toast for lunch. I need to think of a non toast based meal for dinner, I'm running low on bread D:

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

I bought some bread today, im all breaded up

And I have 2 rashers of bacon left!
Fuck yeah!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

Oh shit, I have no bacon :(

OH FUCK YES THOUGH. I have like 4 pork chops in the fridge. I forgot about them. Pork stir fry methinks.

I make the girliest food though. I'll have some spring onion, ginger, chili, garlic, and maybe some sun dried tomatoes and cous cous with it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

Cous Cous, you fag! :D

We do meals in our house so weekdays each person cooks a meal for the rest of the house and weekends we sort ourselves out.
I had chicken marinated in piri piri sauce and lime zest n juice with rice and butter cooked mushrooms for dinner last night, it were reet tastey

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

That sounds pretty ace.

I have half a lime that I need to use, I might zest up the stir fry later.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

Have some vegetables and fruit for pudding.

Don't live on brown, orange and yellow food all the time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

Most of my food is multi coloured.

I actually eat quite well, considering.

I'm making beef jerky tonight and tomorrow. I might make some quinoa soup some time too, I've been meaning to but I'm running low on vegetables.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

Good chap.

A friend of mine lived on nowt but bread and orange/brown/yellow food for years and wondered why he had whopping great problems with his digestive system, skin, tackle etc...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

your poo to!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

Knight 3?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

MIDORI, developed by Suntory, was launched in the United States in 1978.

And what better way to say "I'm here!" than with a monster party at Studio 54(the world's most famous nightclub) attended by the stars of Saturday Night Fever, including the young up-and-comer, John Travolta.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

I've just noticed you've gone off on another of your 'arguements' down the board

You do make me giggle you big mentil

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

it was a play I wrote

to cheer Freebs up.

It's all serious business.

:D

I'm glad you liked it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

que?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

it's something everyone should know

memorise it to impress the ladies.

It works - trust me; ask any of the ladies here and they'll tell you they're impressed.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

Ive got my boyish good looks to impress the ladies,

all you gotta do is buy them 2 bacardi breezers and they will ride you like seabiscuit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

that's all well and good to get the skanks

but if your quarry is a more complex lady you need to know of the finer things in life... and some of the black arts...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

im still young, skanks will do for now

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

you'll learn

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)

I know, give it a few years til I burn myself out...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

We can't answer

We're too busy detangling our panties from your person

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

don't try too hard

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

Hello John Travolta...

are you up or coming?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

Oh god...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

I didn't know Angry sheep and Skugosaurus were dating!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

This is not a date, just a conversation

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

Also

b3ta.com/board/8829269

Will there be cayke?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

There may be....there may not be......

/uncommited.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

only cos I may forget!

You bring some.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

I probably wont be able to afford cayke by then :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

We had a whole table dedicated to cayke at the Derby bash

Bless Dixon and all that sail in her

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

GUITAR LEG

/ac

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUN...

oh wait *nom nom nom*
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

McCain's mouth became clogged with politics.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

Excess oven chips tend to have that effect

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

silly 'cain

books is for shelves not for mouths.

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

silly McCain

book is not chips

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

nicely done

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

thanks and

happy burffday!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

cheers

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

i don't normally vote for apparitions or bookshelves

but in this case i make an exception

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

These fucking elections go on far too long

I think, in the hope that nobody actually remembers any policies by the time whichever party has been sworn in.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

he's bin house-trained now

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

... and this is where the magic happens

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

apparently not

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

hahahah

I like the dog bottom right
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

hahahaha!

you like dog's bottoms

right

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

hehe

the commedian I saw last night was telling us how his dog deep throated itself

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

lovely

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

did he kick it up the arse while it was

"applying its lipstick?"

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

No he went on about how dogs lick themselves

and he has the worlds randiest dog
And the dog started licking its cock
then started trying to deepthroat itself
then how it started thrusting its cock into its mouth
then how it was basically face-fucking itself
Then once it finished, his mother-in-law said "Looks like he could do with a walk"

It was well funny

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

ahahahahahaha

the mother-in-law makes it:D

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

It was Rob Rouse, he is fantastic doing stand-up

I havent laughed so much in a long time

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

My mate's dog used to get the other lady dog to do it for him

as he'd only end up biting himself.

She did. Slurpily. In front of as many people as possible.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

you being there to take note

i presume :P

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

I lived there....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

*notes*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

'ello Epiphhhh

I just signed up for the Sheffield bash... Will there be cayke?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

I dunno, I presume so, Mstandot is the ringleader, I hope theres cayke!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

Don't make it dirty, you wouldn't like him if you made it dirty

hahah, ace :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

You're older than me

*shows willy*

(

Arch I've been willied

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

That's not a willy . . .

THIS is a willy

/Crocodile Dundee
Wotcha Jessie! *hugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

Yay, Dayve!

*úber-huggles*

(

you are right

crocodile dundee IS a willy :)
I havea word to describe you... paronomasiac... one who indulges in the world play of the punning kind :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

Masionic?

one of those sneaky masons?!

why...

(

becuse they can.......

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

*likes*

Hmm, I thought my paintings had been looking straighter recently!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

*willies*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

good work

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

Happy birthday!

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fannycradock, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

thanks fanny

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

That brings back happy memories

of when Fanny Cradock's husband Johnny, at the end of one particular show, solemnly announced "...and I hope YOUR doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"

Ah, happy times.

Also, happy birthday!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

Teehee!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

He's Dyson with death there . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

This pun sucks.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

Hoover'd you expect to bring the tone down?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

haha

there's no stoppin'im

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

Hehehe!

Oh how he hates dirt!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

Another bank has just folded...

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Ninj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

arf

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

pffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

ooof

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

parp

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

...and the Sumo bank is going belly-up!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

Yup.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

*sigh*

i wrote a check the other day and the bloody bank bounced!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

Hahahahaha brilliant!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

class

stuff...great

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

pfft!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)

Smell my cheese!

EDIT: Talking of Monopoly,
why is there only one Monopolies & Mergers Commission?

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Ninj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

Crikey!

I remember that from school!

Forgotten all about it!

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

you mutha

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

oh yes! complete awesomeness!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

did you draw this?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

Ooh I wish!!

Cracking source for Monopoly material...
images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.worldofmonopoly.co.uk/fansite/images/logos/monopoly_intl_pack_logo.png&imgrefurl=http://www.worldofmonopoly.co.uk/fansite/index.php&h=391&w=1029&sz=57&hl=en&start=2&usg=__HitXT06Ws2PXiOcnkcNASkplhF8=&tbnid=EkdGKddstDg2OM:&tbnh=57&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmonopoly%2Blogo%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX

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Ninj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

ARGH YOU CUT HIS FINGER OFF!

ARGHHH!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

and made his mouth open

I'm sure it's very amusing but I'm stumped.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

had to be done

*edit* if you did draw this, apologies for appropriating it for a small and poorly-executed humus

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

MR. COOL ICE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

Sorry to TJ

I just had a look at the sign-up list for the Xmas bash in London. It's a bit /talk-heavy - come on, /boarders, show some solidarity...

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

London eh

... when is it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

July.

1912

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

I see

and where is it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

Glasgow?

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

okay

so - when is it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

Quck?

/ac

Im just going to keep replying with /ac's

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

I need one of those hats.

/ac
*joins in*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

they had one of the women from it aswell in the last 2 or 3 seasons

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

looks like a kitty-mouth-hadouken, no?

/ac

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

Please make this much much smaller

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

Jamaica!

/ac

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

The Right To Bear Arms, it's a pub in Old Lowestoft Street, Manhattan, Devonshire.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

and this bash you're talking about

when is it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

Bash?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

Sensible answer

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14921

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

I can see the pub sign now

... hmm. *must resist 'shopping* *got to continue writing software*

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

thank heavens I recieved that timemachine I ordered next week

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

Joe S and I went to the one last year, and were singularly shunned

It became clear very quickly that it was because we were /boarders and not just twats.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

you are twats though

aren't you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

Fuck yeah.

We pride ourselves on our twattiness. We're beyond chavs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

Aye

I felt a bit like that at the last one I went to....

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

I went to one in the summer and had a fantastic time

Lots of boarders who were all very welcoming, and I even got an ambigram commission off Prof. Kenny :)

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

Prof KM is a /boarder

not /talker

(

And a lover not a fighter

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

Oh my IS he!

[CENSORED]

(

Hence I count him among the 'welcoming boarders' of whom I spoke

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

My apologies kind sir

Many readings and rereadings still refused to show your true meaning to me

*bows*

(

No problem

You're a toff.
You know, that used to be a compliment amoung cockerney sparras. Now it just looks rude. Ah well, fuck it, I might as well pst it now givem that I've written this long explanation

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

*accepts gracelessly*

;)

(

It's ALWAYS /talk-heavy

the rude fuckers make everyone else feel like dog-shit on a shoe and personally I have no overwhelming desire to gatecrash

(

I don't think I've been around long enough/am exciting enough to come.

Are there a certain etiquette?

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fannycradock, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

traditionally first timers must be starkers

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

Yeah, go to a good one

;)

(

just because you're queen of the most popular one

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Hahah, not quite

I just hate all that clique stuff, one of the reasons I enjoy the Derby bashes so much is because it's just about getting together and having a laff, innit?

The May London bash, that Riverghost organised, was similar, great atmosphere because everyone was just having a few drinks and a giggle. Maybe we need to sort out a Christmas /board bash so we can just tell the /talkers to get to fuck if they turn up and start being twattish. Unfortunately that existing one is already too set in what we can expect.

(

All the talkers I have met....

hang on

all the talkers I have met who have actually spoken to me rather that glaring across a room like some sort of abused alsatian have been lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

Hahah, I don't mean to generalise quite so completely

there are /talkers who are also lovely, it just seems to be a minority

(

Oh no, it doesn't bother me

Most generalisations come about by several people proving them right in their case. The '/talk people are rather standoffish' generalisation being a good example of this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

I've tried /talk a bit

seems as I only ever post text on here...

I always come back though.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

Most of the time they ignore me

there's a few who talk though, and they seem like lovely people.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

to be honest

I think they'd probably say the same about here ... aren't we supposed to be cliquey?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

Apparently so.

I don't know, it's hard to say. I think this side is a little less cliquey, but I'm probably wrong due to bias.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

This is true for me also

but I think I've just been lucky not to meet the knobs

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

There's several that I would prefer not to meet

lest my forehead make contact with the bridge of their nose. Quickly.

Having said that though, there's several boarders who I'd rather not meet either.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

Like me :)

Oh, wait...

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

Worst Job in the universe? #5

4 3 2 1

Edit: Better Version below ---¬

(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

explain please?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

The guy has to wear that uniform

but it's not his colour, and he feels deep shame.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

haha

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

I didn't realise one could claim ownership

of a colour...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

Don't bother

all the best ones are gone.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

orange phone company own the colour orange

royal mail own red...
what else?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

T-Mobile = Magenta

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

well, they are a bunch of cocks,

so that works.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

just out of interest

what's left?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

it's the

opposite of right you mentalist

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

FUCK YOU

you're always showing me up in front of people...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

why don't you have another drink then

Hemmingway... we all know how much more interesting you get when you've had another drink...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

it must be so hard being

PREFECT... everywhere except the bed room!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

*slaps*

HOW DARE YOU?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

yeah - your mother was right about me

I bet you both feel so much better now that I've proved it!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

Are you having fun with yourself?

I certainly am.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

it passes the time until the cold embrace of death...

also - it tends to amuse Freebs.

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

That's right

when I'm around, and even when I'm not.....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

ha - well, if you will leave your email address where I can find it :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

I want a divorce!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

HA!

where will you go? Who's going to put up with you ... that's the only reason you haven't left me until now - you're so scared of dying alone you can't bring yourself to leave me.

You make me sick.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

Stop it, please

stop it - I can't fight any more...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

figting's all we've got left

it's this or give up now...

*pours another drink*

I've hated you for so long I've forgotten what it feels like to be happy?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

WE WERE NEVER HAPPY

you were drunk and I was young and in love... but we were never happy...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

Well - at least I've remaind constant

*chokes back large glass of Midori and grimaces before pouring himself a larger one*

you just got old and bitter... but who can blame you? I sucked your youth away like so much Slushy Pup and threw away the ice filled cup when I was finished.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

*sobs*

thank God we never had any children

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

yeah

heaven forbid there should ever be any joy in this house... or laugher... or love.

heaven forbid there should ever be anything to remind you how old and dead you already are...

there's only you and me and the ticking clock until one of us stops.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

you would have broken them like you've broken me

who could grow up with you as a father? Who could survive that ordeal and come out of it unscathed but still unloved...

You ... you... y... I'm glad it's only me that's had to live through this torment... that I've saved other people from having to endure it... to endure you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

That's right - well done

YOU'RE a FUCKING MARTYR... your place in heaven is assured. Your God loves you even if no one else does.

You meet all of His criteria, tick His boxes... he doesn't need your love or you body... he doesn't want your respect or support... he just wants you to think that he's real and you're in.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

ha ha ha

now YOUR failure is down to MY not supporting you?

you've never needed me, you barely even know I'm here unless we run out of Midori ... and you make sure we never do.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

well

that was cathartic.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

Rumpled Puce, Clotted Taupe

that sort of thing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

I claim the Clotted Taupe

I have to have SOMETHING To call my own...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

Here.

Enjoy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

Mine all mine!

Hands off - no Clotted Taupe for you!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

*Claims*

Step 2:...
Step 3: Profit

(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

hhmmmm

I might look into Distant Turquoise...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

well thats what i thought

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

Ok...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuehrerbunker#Events_in_1945

(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

too many words

one sentence please

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

End of WWII

Hitler and wife and some senior wife commit suicide, others killed/captured etc.

Meh

(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

well i'm sure that wouldn't be too bad a job

not like clearing the concentration camps of dead people like my uncle had to.
he was one of the people who had to drive the (brain freeze) scooper mobiles that moved all the bodies into the mass graves

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

D'oh

(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

but on the plus side my uncle is in the 1968 (or something like that) guiness book of records for catching the biggest dab (flat fish)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

I ONCE FLICKED A BOOGER, AND IT LANDED IN MY FRIENDS MOUTH.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

i sat on chewing gum once

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

NO FULL STOP, YOU LOSE.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

dammit!

..i. o_o .i..

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)

But leave him in the bunker, you'll never know if he's dead or not

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

Schrödinger's Despot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

I have a present for you

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

*treasures it forever*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

It has my smell on it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

Delicious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

FACE WITH DISPROPORTIONATELY LARGE MOUTH?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

It's how he likes 'em.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

I prefer to think of it as a big mouth-obscuring nose.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

I LIKE THAT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

Schrodinger's Fuhrer.

Edit: goddamit wow.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

Neeeeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

stop changing your messages slightly

I'm getting terribly confused. Have you always done this, and I've never noticed?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

I've always been fickle, and I'm sure you knew that already.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

Not always,

Sometimes your not fickle at all, depends how you feel ;)

(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

:D true

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

*inserts finger*

*swirls about*
*sniffs*

I should never practice dentistry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

i need a tooth fixing...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

you can be my dentist if you like.

I like white coats and metal implements.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

*turns up in white fur pimp coat brandishing a horse speculum*

Ah, Mr Broon. If you'd just like to lie back on this table and undo your flies please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

you're going to put that thing in my cock?

When I said "metal implements" I just meant the scrapey thing and the cool little mirror for seeing round corners.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

This is modern medicine dear boy, not the dark ages

*force feeds speculum and strokes rest of face with corner of furry coat*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

*tries to look grateful*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

That'll be £6000 please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

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