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(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# He's going cheap
Only 20 guineas.

That or there abouts
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# mindpiss
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I want one to hang my coat on
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# ooooonnnnnnnne boooooyyyyyyy
booooooyyyyy for saaaaaallllllle
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# 'ow much?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Haha!
Sorry it just didn't register what we'd done there. Get out of my head!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# GOLF SALE ------------->
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# microwave images always become humpathons
:D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Not posted in a while...
ning!

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# eeeep
woo and 'ningles. In that order.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# how goes it?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# three quarters asleep
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# bet he could suck a football through a hosepipe
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# : D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# has your face been hit by a bus?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# as a victim of a bus accident I find this offensive
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# go on...
what happened in your 'bus accident'?
did you hit the side mirror when you walked off?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# no, I wee'd a little bit on the seat
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# oh..
i'm sorry to hear... I'll be careful not to mention it again
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# that would be most considerate
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# nope, always been this ugly
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# you ain't ugly!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# See, that's what happens to you when you don't post in a while
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# precisely!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# hahaha..........you likeable nut you
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I really like this.
Could I make a suggestion though?

The top right of the image moves a little. This is both distracting and a waste of file size, not to mention further highlighting the loop break.

If you delete that section on all but one layers (and, indeed, delete all areas which stay the same) it will improve your optimising and keep the porridge wogs from bitching.

As I say, I do like the image, this is only a suggestion and not criticism.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# hello Manley
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# duly noted sir
thankies
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Cake and diet
Having excess amounts of Snickers, I was looking for a nice recipe, as I thought it might be possible to combine the Snickers with even more sugar in a cake. I found a quite poor one and next to it was this:


Click for bigger (329KB)
If you are want it enough, I suppose it is ok that the main part of the 1Lb/day is sucked out of your face.

Want recipe. Have one?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Wha?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Eh up kid!
How goes it?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I wasted half a day of precious lab time today through no fault of my own
Which really pissed me off

Yourself?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I am getting towards happy,
I am just about to finish the work I have been doing for the last couple of days, despite the fact that I am meant to be unemployed :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Stupid bum, unemployment means sitting around drinking special brew and throwing pit bulls at old people
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Well kind of.
I have been drinking Gin all day and throwing pit bulls at no-one. But if I had some I would be throwing them at my next door neighbour.

He is Italian :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Needs more pit bulls
And special brew.

I wish I could drink gin all day :(
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# what kind of lab is it?
/ex geneticist
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Well its a granulation lab
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# that is a word I do not know, so I shall guess that it means you are a paedophile
paedophile
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It involves lots of power liquid, dye and a big spinny thing:
One of these

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# eugh
you work with bacteria.

actually doesn't bother me too much, but my mate was a viroligist in a former life and calls bacteria smelly
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# No, theres no bacteria there at all
Its all without active ingredients, they are far too dangerous
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# hmmm
you can do granulation with bacteria can't you? or am i thinking of something else entirely?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Something else
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# cake
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Cake is the best way to lose weight ever!
Granted, you wont actually lose any weight, but you will be happy which makes it different from all other diets!

CAKE!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# LIES
Although if you eat alot of cake then it'd make you throw up, as if you never ate it.
MORE CAKE=MORE SICK=LOSS OF MORE WEIGHT

you gets me?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Delhi Ditchwater
best diet product ever
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Bulimia . . . it works !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Er
Yes
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# John Prescott
Proof that it doesn't - although I'm not entirely sure he grasped the "purge" part
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Yeah but you get sick of it after a while.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Oh poo I missed my cue and you caught it
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Yeah you're shite at pool!:P
'ningles teh potty. How's trix and jaffa cakes?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Trix aplenty
and Jaffa Cakes in abundance, including Yards of them being close to Christmas 'n all.
How are you and the forrin people?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# They have the audacity to be malichiously forrin!
Not too bad. Got an early night last night, woke up at 10.30pm and finish my shift at 11pm:P
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# But that's after a long weight.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# salvador salvador please explain
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Why is the cfb a link to a bmp of the same dimensions?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Epic 6 year fail!!!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Blimey. I didn't notice that.
Surely that kind of lurkage should be too much to waste on such a massive fail :(
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Indeed
Sad thing, that your dads kept me busy all that time, while I could have spent it with you wonderful guys.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# You need to work on the insult matey
Coz for b3ta that's tame!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# nah
she had the hole before she started the diet
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# extra points for having a hole though
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# your mum gets extra points
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Looking forward to the inauguration ceremony in January...

edit/ Thanks for the kind comments it's my first anim.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# eeuuurgh---but woo
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# how strange!
woo
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)
# WTF?
Please turn it off, I can't stop watching it!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# hahahaa!~
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# ewwwwwww
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)
# ABC vanilla gum . . .
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# this is the best thing i have ever seen. im switching off my internet now forever
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# This wins
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Hahahaha what?!!
THIS IS AMAZING!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# WOW
I LOVE IT
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)
# O_O
epic!

:D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Hurrah! It turned out Ok then!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# So it seems!
Thanks for the help earlier peeps.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# brilliant stuff
have a textulated WOO
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# ha ha!
Excellent work and a worthy FP!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Hahaha
that's fucking mental

Woo I say
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# bush
i thought bush swallowed.

funny pic
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Fastest FP ever!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I would miss
that funny monkey man :(
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Woo.
That is all.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I think this is
brilliant!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# my god
YES!!!!!!!

biggest WOO! ever
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# hahahaha
let's celebrate with mansex!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha! so glad you figured out the optimization!
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while, good going
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Thats quite hypnotic
In the most woosome yet erksome way...

One of the coolest posts ive seen in eons!! :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I used to love playing that game as a kid
Great anim, woot!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *swoons*
Thank you Master :)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# That is
bloody brilliant!!!!
Reminds me to change my sig. Hmmmm...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
#
Fukcin full of win
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I
just did sex wee made of woo.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Oh my
that's good AND bad
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Absolutely ace.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Made a shitty day better
This is the funniest thing ive seen for a long, long time
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Isn't that
a man dressed up?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Brill
That's fookin brilliant, well done. Love to know how you did that.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Absa-fukin-loot-ly smilin my face off
thank you clickty much.
can i use it as a screen saver please?
how about obama shitting over bush 2 girls 1 cup stylee?


(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# ma .. ma . ma .. maxx maxx
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Big phun !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# And a rocketfuel of dreams . . .
waahaay cool . . . blast off !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Stock Aitken Waterman
have a lot to answer for.
It scares me that that's the first "cultural reference" that sprung to mind!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# heh heh .....probably related to snoop hotdogg ........
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Or a hot dog hot lady . . .
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# check the eyebrow!
she so wants me
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# She is . . . hot to trot !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# he was fat and he liked puns
it's a shame he died, the world needs more of us
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Running Shoes, with Spikes on the Inside!


For Greater Pain and Great Guilt...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Are you sure?
I thought they were tiny pork chops!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# nipples on the inside of your shoes
oh dear god, the 'To planet comedy bit makes it for me

www.johncassidy.co.uk/
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Mmmhh....That gives me an idea...


*gets a semi*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Now's not the best time to invest in property.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# They've actually improved this site.
But it's still far worse!

www.joepasquale.com/

Although I doworry about your guy when he has this in his links!

www.nursery1.co.uk/
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# dear god, it is like runny dog shit on a stick
oh no, that isn't good
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)
# And cell phone rental?!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# zoiks
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# And renting a flat in the Costa Del Sol:P
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# What?!
I've already got that.

*tenses biceps*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# After sleeping on my bed of nails . . .
those would be a relief !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Is Penance the Marvel guy with spikes on the inside of his armour?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Before . . . during and during . . .
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# It's a Valin™
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I'll split the royalties with you . . .
right down the middle . . . 60/50 !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# luvvly jubbly!~
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha
That's how I imagine Manleys bollocks to look atm.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# !
that reply would have worked just as well for the Barry's radish, below, too...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# you just know he will take some photos to show us all
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I can then shop then for his blog.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# going by his sig he already has
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Yours too!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# that was the op
i mean about what is going on now
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I am never ever
ever ever
ever ever ever
ever ever
ever ever
ever
ever
ever visiting his site again!
Damn my curiosity.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# this^
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
#
*forms support grope group*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# no, grope will do for me
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# You're a brave man than I then:P
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# got to take what i can at the moment
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# he's practising for this years 'Carols from Kings'
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# i thought he was just having the snip
not becoming carol
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# eeep
think I'll give vasectomy a miss then
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I imagine if he would take that as a compliment . . .
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# well then!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# why is mark e smith
pretending to be a lady type?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Pretentiousness
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# i most certainly would.
nice.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# you don't even have to gnop Hughes in this photo
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# haha...... is that her/his mum?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Wow . . . perhaps they use the same beauty parlour ?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
# udderly amazing
moo!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Ta . . . you moooooooove me too !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# happy vegetable monday!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# aaaaw
woo.

EDIT: He's hung like a horse!!!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# :D
I like this
could do with more likes to I love horses
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# How lovely :)
How does one "couch" though?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# the lettering may not be perfect
but sofa so good
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Ha.... ha.... oh dear
You've really SETEE BENCH mark for bad puns about seating.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# he's just a laz-E-boy and didn't want to grab a dictionary
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Who made you CHAIRman of this society?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Its like a cough, only involving more penis
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT DEAD!
hello
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# b3taday is not pander day ;)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# All men are entitled to push the boundaries a little on special occasions...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# what you call pushing boundaries other men may call anal violation
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# what you call anal violation other men call looking up a friend
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# hey baby, today I bought sprouts
:D

oh, hang on, I bought them at asda

never mind

:(

bah, cheap sprouts
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# oh hush you
i haven't seen this 'un online in months
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I'm gonna have to be so disappointing right now
as I have to go out...

Seeing the Mighty Boosh, which will be odd as I know barely any of the material :)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Having seen 'em a couple of weeks back
and having also had little prior knowledge of their stuff, I can confidently predict that you'll thoroughly enjoy it. I did, 'twas ace.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Oh cool :)
I feel in the mood to laugh, so fingers crossed!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Go watch russell howard, an hour and 20 mins of constant laughing
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I am live and kicking, yus :)
HAPPY B3TADAY DEAR CO-PILOT!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# excellent, I wasn't expecting that
quite a turnip for the books
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Oh darn . . . and I was so hoping to hear Polish Requiem / Dies Irae
perhaps later . . .
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Ha,
look at his little beard.


woo
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# That's how I imagine Manleys bollocks to look atm.
sorry rg :p
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Enter the vortex
Or don't, it's entirely up to you.

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Th smuggest vortex ever :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Is this a repost?
It is, isn't it?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# No, it's a *cough* upgrade.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Too much smug!!
Do you come out the other side king of the world?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# It's like the Total Perspective Vortex
but in reverse.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Depends whether it's in an electronically synthesised Universe or not.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# SMUGNESS OVERLOAD, MUST DECREASE SMUG LEVELS.....
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I hit my Esc key and landed on . . . The Smug Bastard !
No I feel like a real winnar . . .
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# This makes me feel . . . stir crazy !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Christ!
That's how it's done.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# wow!
and woo sir
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Quadro Disco !
with extra added worms . . . party time !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# So she should be....
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I hope she doesn't disappear!
I have missed a laugh as hearty as her :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Would.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Also, her child is called Trig?
TRIG?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# One of her others is called Track.
Because there was an athletics event in town on the day that he was conceived/birthed.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I'm disappointed the other one wasn't called Field.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# That's like having
Tron and Troff
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Like Trigonometry?
I wouldn't have thought Creationists believed in Maths... hmm.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# they probably don't
but they believe that there is a place in society for math [sic]
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# and Bristol
her grandkid'll probably be somerset or algebra
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# TriggAAAAAH!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# She is trying to restart the Trigan Empire
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# me, too
if you mean 'would be extremely happy if she was assassinated'
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
#
Ooops sorry missed that:P

woo

edit:

How classy their one classified ad is!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# two words: Syndicated TV series.
The byproduct of all modern failure.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# But not advertising
That website on her tshirt currently has an amazing 74 adverts posted on it:P
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# i love her
and i dont want to make any accusations of vote rigging, but when i wiped my lil card through the subway barrier, the damn machine blurted out "one vote for obama"
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Boom.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# just one look and then my heart went zoom
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Top work!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# woohoo
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# This picture of Nicole Kidman makes her look really evil
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7719598.stm

Edit: sorry of being rude, your picture is lovely :)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Would
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# YOU WILL OBEY!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# she wants to eat you
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# All women do ;)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# is she related to the Mekon do you think?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Happy candles and all that jazz
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# she looks like that welsh weatherwoman (not girl)
or Jack Nicholson.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I bet it is shit!
/ac

Nice work youngster!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Shake shake shake ther room
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Tick tick tick tick
JIHAD!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Thanks everyone :]
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Really liking all these wallpapers you're doing
Don't suppose you could do stuff in 1440x900 could you?

It just doesn't look as nice when it's stretched.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# This was was originally gonna be 1920x1200 and everything under (by request)
but my computer lagged way too much while drawing parts in.

I'll try and work a bit bigger but I can't promise anything - this computer's old and slow :P
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# your computer is me
AICMFP
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Hahahah, I push your buttons and turn you on?
You sick bastard!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Cunt xD
It's taken me ages to get the hang of this planet this.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Hahah, it's looking pretty good, though!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# well done, you've just blammed a huge iron mass into uranus
:D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Hahahahah!!!
Nice plump iron mass ;]
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Careful now...

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Dave?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Ooo Err
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Goodness!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *nudge*
Wasn't the wrong thing to say, I just buggered off :)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *nudges back*
ok - ta for letting me know, I didn't mean anything by it.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# miss! theyre joggin me!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# See this is what happens without careful waxing!!!
woo
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Down with you!
How do Manley? How are the bollocks?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Shit.
You?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I'm rather cheery.
Whats up with your good self then?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# My bollocks.
Seriously, I went to the surgeon again on Friday and am at home today - they are proper fucked.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Oh really?
Well that is fucking shite!

Is it sorted now?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# No.
Do not have a vasectomy.

It is shit.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# What the fuck?
Did they just burn your bollocks with a soldering iron for a laugh then?

What a bunch of cunts!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I wonder if that would smell like bacon?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# yes, oh yes it would
burning humans smell too much like prok for me to be comfortable with
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Actually I know this
from smelling public cremations in India:P
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# sounds like they just used two bricks
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ^this^
Mine was almost entirely pain free - just a dull ache for a couple of days, and I reckon most of that was due to the bandaging being a bit too f---ing tight.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# No bandages for me.
A bit sore where they had burned me for a couple of days, as you say. I felt a bit ill too, but then that turned into a cold, so I am assuming that it was simply a cold with bad timing.

Then, 4 days later, the internal wound bled for a bit and my right testicle hurt for about a week.

The, 2 and a bit weeks later the left testicle started bleeding internally.

The sack is visibly red.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *whimpers*
dear Dog! Well I wish your boy baubles better!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# oooh bloody hell
that's not good fella - i hope you can get it sorted out soon. Have they hatched a plan of treatment?

(thanks to your description there, I'm sitting here with legs VERY FIRMLY CROSSED...)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# ^should've
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I shall take that on board
And I'm sure that all male b3tards are sitting at their computers cross legged on your behalf!:(
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# mine've just crept back into my pubis to hide
my bollocks, that is, not my computer or my legs.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Shame
That would have been a damn good party trick!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Also, in case I appear rude,
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha -horsing around
treat
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
SURPRISE BITCH!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hello you
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Lo Mr Too Hotty!
How are you? And how is your drill with eyes?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# i'm cold
my drill scared you
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It did scare me!

I fear any inanimate object with eyes!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# they are only lights, you silly bugger :P
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# O Rly?
;)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Surprise Mare, surely?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Fuck you funny man ;)
You good JPG?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Well, a little stung after that response,
but all good otherwise - and you, my fine fellow?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I'm sorry, you aren't really funny ;)
I'm grand enough.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ;-)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Ha!~
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Just say neighhhh!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Pardon me maam . . . but your horse head is showing . . .
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# What a fantastic euphemism!
:D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# agreed
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Nice pair of neighkers
:D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
surpised vagihorse!

I've just realised: In the Kim Jong Il photo, the legs aren't changed, so why would the black line behind be changed atall?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# oh my....
looks like she's got a case of the horses
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Whorse?
most excellent
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bed that tastes salty!
:D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Best unexpected horse ever
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
top chop *chortle*

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha.....nearly missed this .....
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I love Horses.
Best of all the animals.

Though Alan Price comes a close second
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Vole a vent anyone?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *Nyom*
Yes, please!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Me please o/
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Yummy!!!
:D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Rodentary Baked Goods!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Well you have to get a batch load in the freezer for Chrimbo.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmn . . . bite size !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *coughs* statutory
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Thanks
:)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# just one below obligatory
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Actually, if you are British then it is illegal to fuck anyone under 16
whatever the local laws dictate.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# fact of the day!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# you were sweating a minute ago
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# i though i had mindpissed
but then i re-read
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# thought
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# He appears to be changing posts faster than a
really fast post changing machine.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# which means you were refreshing rather fast in search of approval
;)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Silly man, the British don't have sex
/Alistair Foot
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# It's not illegal if you are a horse.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# your honour
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# And unsurprisingly
in Vatican city it is 12.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Yeah,
but when has there ever been a Pope that young?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# That's why I just get a blowie.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Ha!~
well played.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I googled wikipaedo . . . and was turned away . . .
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# issa yes
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# You aint seen me...right?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# seen who?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ...is the right answer!
17 points, sir
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# That's teh ticket...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# All i see is some bark and a bunch of stuff on some shelves . . .
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Shifty man is shifty...
:D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# i have chuckled :)
*clickings*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Ooh Happy B3taday :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# b3taday . . . have a happy one !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# thats lovely is that
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# it is
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# fucking wow
loves this :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hoppy b3taday, sir!
:)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# thakee,
It took much longer than i'd expected, thus only 3 panels
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# So that is what all the buzzzzzzzzzzing is about !
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Most silly woo!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Ickle baby hampster!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# DIDDUMS!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Aawww sweet!
I hope that you're going to change him because you can count me out.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I read that horribly wrong.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Aw!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# got the cunt mechanics in again have you?
big end gone has it?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# =D how smashing!
how do matey?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# all good thanks :)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# That's Headline Studio, isn't it?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# no.
(I'm assuming that's a programme )

Just a bit of flash, saved to avi then giffed with Ulead Gif animator.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Fair call.
Just wondering.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Speaking of little stinkers . . .
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Nawww,
but it'd get in the fur and be all horrid.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# oh dear
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Fresh Mouse Shavings, only the best..
*is hungry now*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Parma Hamster!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Hamster Regiano, shirley?
;-)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I... don't know
I'm off to make toad in the hole with frogs.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Sniff...

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Root Tampon can SMELL your fear
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Now THAT...
...would make me eat 5-a-day! Marvellous, but then again all your work is ;D *clicks*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
That would fuck up the "nothing with a face" brigade!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# That little stinker . . . sure does smell funny . . .
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# haha
and a woo
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Gerroff me chips...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I'm starving
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# same here
I'm going to steal that monkey's chips
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
monkey ape
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# it matters not
his simian potato wedges will be mine

*laughs evily*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Proud enough?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# freebase monkey
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Verr clevah!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ta!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!!
:D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# oh my....
so much fear...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# *taps on shoulder*
*steals when he's not looking*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *taps on shoulder*
*cunningly replaces with wood shavings*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *taps on shoulder*
*soaks jumper*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# you sod
it's cold out there
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *Gives what she thinks are chips to starving orphans in Africa*
*Blames freebs when they turn out to be shavings and puts a huge guilt trip on him for trying to kill starving orphans*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# (through mouth full of chips)
mmmppff mmpffy gmmpfuilt trmffip?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *wees in vinegar bottle*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *films*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# grief!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# the ladies is over there love
tsk

look at the mess you've made....
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I'll have you know I have outstanding aim
owing to the fact that (in my opinion) my old doctor had a wee fetish. So if you went to see him for any ailment you had to go and fill a tube with wee.

I changed doctors as soon as I was able.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# After you'd buried the body, yes?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# *Aims dart gun*
pass me the vinegar....
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# oh hai
popular orang utan baby :)

Photobucket
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# ahahah!
fucking african-asian baby
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# How did you get a picture of my neice!?
(she gets her looks from her, Filipino house boy, father)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# haha.
my brother in law is Filipino.
My nephews are incredibly beautiful children.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# This...
'cept it's the wife's cousins.

Holy crap are you my father in law?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hehehe
Was thinking something similar but was working out the family tree and Panasonic would have to be me... and I'm pretty sure he's not me.

plus I have a niece, not nephews.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# In hindsight there's a slight inconsistency in my linkage...
like it's the wife's aunt rather than uncle who's the Philippina...

...and on that bombshell - home tiem \o/
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Have a floating whelk instead...

Watch out for the sharks, though
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Quality seamcopter!
woo!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# this
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# rr? I don't get it
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# i just worked that out...
and now my brain hurts
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Have a sit down and a jaffa cake
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Aw, he's lovely...
:D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Aw, go on. I'll give you this plate of scampi!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Bzzzmooo
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
I had a dream like this once :)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# What, that you were on an intehweb message board?
sorry
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# digi dish
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I dreamt I got a front page message on B3ta one night.
I'm not proud and furious I can't remember what I had posted too....
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I dreamt there was this circle that kept falling off
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Nah you'll never get a FP at night...
Needs to be posted in the dayshift to make the front page.

Says me with my hundreds of FPs.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# unless you're Toasty
...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Nah got way more FPs than him.



blatant falsehood
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i love the dude with the dog tach in your profile! :D
reminds of this:



/sorry last pea for today blog
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Pfffft!
That Merv pic was one of my faves!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hover cow. yes!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# yay :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# he gets around
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# i know him well.
make a new episode
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Aha. Mr. Black.
No. Mr. White.
Wait, no. Mr. Black.
Oh God it's gone again...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# little birdie flying high...
woo
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# IT'S BSM!!
Woo for flying cows!!!
Edit:
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *runs*
*runs faster*

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# FASTER!!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords . . .
for one welcome our new bovine overlords . . .Woo!



(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# this is brilliant!!!!!
nicely animated Dave
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Paintastically animated!


(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# indeed
you have great skill


and a talent for timing
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# loved it then,
love it now.

will always love it

have some fluff
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell, man.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Whahahaha
the fuck?
Woo!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# that's chuffing ace :)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Nice hover ;)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# i love the shaddow!
needs more spongy eyes though
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# You might be right :)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

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