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This all sounds really good, at the moment...

Chocolate, that is. Well, maybe I'll skip the drugs, too, but the rest sounds pretty bloody good.

Evening, all.
/hopes has not already bindun a million years ago

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)

It's morning here

which makes it likely that us Brits will RIS at this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

Yeah, I know, I'm a Gayshifter

Antipodean time notwithstanding, 'ning! then :)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

Good Ning!

hehe - sorry

*edit* I like the fonting - take it you're a designer?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

I wish!

I'm actually a science nerd working a dual role as an OHS person. I just love the Magneto font

Oh, and the other font really looks like some heavy drinking has been completed already, which really rocks it!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

Then you're not a gayshifter:P

I@ve always been led to believe gayshifters and those in the Americas.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

Well, what time is it there?

It's now 9pm here in Aus, so since there is much 'ning-ing on the board, I assumed it was daytime there.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

Argh, ignore last stupid 'didn't notice the time stamp' comment

sigh

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)

It's about 3am on the East coast (I think)

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)

The girls there are well hip!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)

That, and you're typing perfectly coherently using both cases

instead of mashing the keyboard with your saliva soaked fists whilst dryhumping your restraint chair.

Ie- best. gayshifter. ever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)

*sobs*

FiNe FuX eVeRy1
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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

psst!

*B3ta chick living on the same continent as you. Get in there my son!*

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

she's from queensland, we might be related.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

Even better

You don't have to worry about introducing her to your family.

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

Nah, that only happens in Tasmania

Doesn't it?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

yes, but the englanders aren't to know that, spread rumours!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

Naughty boy!

BTW, it's a pretty big place - I'd love to know how many Aussies there are lurking. The ones already here are pure quality.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

Naughty Girl!

Like the good Captain, I have lovely lady lumps.

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

Oops! Sorry, lovely lady

That'll teach me not to check profiles!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

*psssst*

Your car is GORGEOUS.
*runs away*

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fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

Wow, thanks!

I love her to bits - She's a 1962 Compact Fairlane, and like a real girl, I've named her Fleur. She sits in the garage next to Floyd, and we hope one night they might mate and have cute little convertibles.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)

Bagsy the runt of the litter please. Thank you.

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fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

Done! :)

I opted not to have kids, choosing instead a wild and carefree existence, where I can buy as many old cars as I like. I love the finned models the best!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)

it's like a Shakespeare comedy in here

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

At least it's not like Crufts....

/probably nowhere near obscure

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

Bells.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)

bayin'... aaaaa aaaa aaaatt the moooooon

But not sniffing, thank goodness.
EDIT: ^ Bells? Oh dear, I think I've lost the scent and am barking up the wrong end of a different stick.

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

i thought it was the blackadder episode bells,

based on the twelfth night, containing flashhart who keeps woofing. Although I've just remembered the line "god it's like crufts in here" comes from a later episode.

So I might be up the wrong creek without the paddle...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)

*is enlightened*

Ta!

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

But with large comedy breasts

Like all the best functions.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

There's one lurking called the lamecamel.

TRANNY GIT!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

don't do that you dobber

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)

You Sir, are a Prince among men

Coherence is my specialty, followed closely by grammatical purity. Most of the time.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

Lady, princess, why thank you. :D

Now I really am going for a cigarette, as I'm still pissed off with the printer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

sorry about that

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

Captain amoungst Pirates?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

Of course, that as well. Yarr etc.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

Captain Wow is a Queen amongst Mice

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

now now!

:D yay for antipodeian coherency ( K3bAb excepted of course)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

I meant that's what most gayshifters are like.

ZOMG LOL CAPITAL LETTERS HIDE MY INADEQUACY!!!!111!1!111!1

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

and now we know why I type in lower case...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

you just don't have a good enough knowledge of chocolate style snacks :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

I had you down as more of a bakery specialist.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

wheres my sausage roll?

you retard

*woo for pic*

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

Yes, yes, I've sent out for one for you

It will be at your door in a little while, because as we all know, it's a long way to the shop if you wanna sausage roll.

/can you self spang?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)

Caffiene!

It's a drug, it can be your drug :)

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

Well, Coke (the drink) is one helluva drug

if you're allergic to caffeine, so yeah, pour me one, will ya, and get Barry The Time Sprout a saussie roll while you're up, ta muchly!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

Worst. Allergy. Ever.

Well, except nuts. And bees. And daylight. And latex. And oxygen.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

Yeah, it really gets your heart racing doesn't it?

Brother-in-law can't drink the stuff, or eat chocolate. I don't know what joy he gets out of life.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

finally someone who get's the time right :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

You're Australian???!!!???!!!???!!!!!????andsomemore!!!????!!

when do you sleep?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

it seems to be a little known.

and I sleep at night time. and i don't sleep a lot.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

YOU ARE NOT ALONE

Well, maybe you are, or you wouldn't be online like I bloody well am ;)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

I am alone, I'm also an hour ahead of you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

Ha, southerner! ;)

I wish Qld would get with the twentieth century and adopt daylight saving.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

my mum is from qld, and hates daylight savings

Praise be to Jo...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

Never heard of a RockyRoad, but it sounds great (despite the cashew nuts)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

Rocky Road pales into insignificance when compared to Violet Crumble bars

They are truly glorious - light, crunchy honeycomb enrobed in a sumptuous layer of milk chocolate. There is a competitor which is similar, named "Crunchie", but it's not Aussie, and therefore, slightly inferior (looks down nose at the Cadbury corporation). And don't even get me started on the Chokito!
/dammit, I'm salivating.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)

Ah well, two out of three's not bad

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

Don't be sad

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

Who's sad?

I don't like cashew nuts anyway

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

I want you

I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
now don't be sad
'cos two out of three ain't bad!

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

But would you do anything for love?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

Yep

But I won't do that. you filthy beast!

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

He was amazing live

absolutely fucking legendary.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

When he had a heart attack and was taken to a London hospital

I was request collecting for that hospital's radio station. I was outside his door but they wouldn't let me go in and ask if he wanted a song :O(

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

Ha Ha!

You took the words right out of my mouth

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

it's terrible.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

Give me till 8pm, it's payday tonight.

RIGHT, ciggy time. Thank fuck. If I'd have spent any longer doing those sodding letters I'd have ended up belting someone. Stupid, stupid, wankyfaced BITCH of a printer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

*continuing on a Meatloaf theme started by MrsTrellis*

Hot patootie bless my soul! I really love that Rocky Road!*

Contains traces of lies.

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

I started a meatloaf theme?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)

Two out of three aint bad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

I'm too sleepy to have made that connection

*snores*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8969461

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

Let me sleep on it -

I'll give you an answer in the morning...

I WANNA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

\o/

*jukeboxes RIGHT NOW*

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)

mmmm chocwit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

IRN-BRU Man, made from teh girders....

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Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)

woo

advanced vending machine technology

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

thats win ninj

that is fucking win

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)

Ta Rory:D

Edit: Ningles all BTW ;-)

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Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

Ningninj

Can I put this here?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

Ning Bela...

...but of course you can. Hahahaha :D

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Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

hahaha

im calling the r.s.p.c.a.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

Haha

That clarse

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)

'ning matey

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

hahaha yays

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

hahaha

-makes joke up about heart or something-

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)

needs some blue armour...but woo non the less :)

woo~!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

hahaha

I can picture a glaswegian Iron Man.. "fucking see you pal!"

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

hahaha...

Is he made from Girders too?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

pearoast you say?

All I ever do these days. I remember when all this were fields.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

this is tops.

woo.
**goes to buy some iron bru**

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

*loves*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

Bindun :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

Shucks...

...yours is much better :-(

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Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)

haha

Nice

Ning Ninj

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)

Ningo Bilbo!

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Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

Mmmm

*licks*

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

Oops...

'Ning all!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

Why are you making a joke out of the VERY CARS YOU ARE MEANT TO BE PROTECTING??!!!

*assumes you work for the DVLA and calls for your dismissal*

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

This

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)

*calls for everybody's dismissal*

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

arrgh!

reminds me of these things
news.nationalgeographic.co.in/news/2008/05/080529-dinosaurs-picture.html

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)

pffft

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)

make a noise like a wounded giraffe!

mmmnnnwaaaa,mnwaaaaah

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)

this ^

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

hahaha

It's a pigeon/giraffe...so it's like roekoomwaaaaah

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

aaaaaaaaargh I can't remember where that comes from and now it will haunt me :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

south park,the movie!

unclefuckerrrr!that's U N C L E FUCK U
....suckmyballs

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

AH the french kid thing.

now i remember.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

Giraffes love cars.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

lo Bob

*wobbles*

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

lo Fnord

don't see you around much these days

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)

I blame firefox

I pop along now and again but after a couple pages of the board and links clicks it memory leaks it's way to the moon and I end up having to quit it. But I try and keep an eye on it still.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

especially powerful muscle cars

lo Bob

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

That am a nice car

What is it? A ford summit or other?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)

It's

a Lada Riva

_{_{whoops... some autocomplete craziness was going on there}}

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)

Erm.... that was a surprise

Ladas FTW!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)

yay!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)

oh i say!

good choice of motorcar there!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

Wow

Check out the pecker on THAT giraffe!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

This is how I feel today (I got my life savings back from Iceland)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)

OH THANK FUCK!

IT'S TUESDAY!SOMEHOW,THE DEADLINE GOT ONE DAY CLOSER WHILE I WAS HAVING A 12-HOUR NAP

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)

Yays

It's their two for one deals!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)

Ha!

Thank god Gordon went to Iceland

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)

Think of all those Findus Crispy Pancakes you can now ejoy

;)

EDIT - looks like the kid from Fallout 3 a bit.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)

You jest

but I have been living off shit food for the past month while this Icesave thang has been sorted out.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

Bummer :(

Plunged back to student eating through no fault of your own. I'm glad you and your dineros are reunited.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)

Thanks mate

It's been quite a month.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)

but did you sound like Ziodberg when you said hooray?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)

wupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwup!

*shakes claws*

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

whoopwhoopwhoopwhoop

I sounded more like a 31 year old bloke who has just has dodged a financial bullet

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)

money isn't that important.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

fucking lies

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)

Not this time

My parents gave me a loan 2.5 years ago to help me get on the property ladder. Explaining to them that I might not ever be able to pay them back broke my heart.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)

Congrats. Liking :D

*clicking*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

Thanks

I will never put my money outside the uk again.

"Hello Vegas, everything on Red..."

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)

Don't worry

the banks will do it on your behalf

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

True

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

Hoorah!

I also feel like this today :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

*High Fives*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)

wohooooo

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

Yes indeedee

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

That's good news.

but how long is gonna take to thaw all that blood?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)

Blood money?

Just because I earnt it selling crack to disabled children, doesnt make it blood money.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)

I figured you'd keep you'd keep what needed to save your life in

a blood bank.

Which is right, to keep it chilled. But they froze the assets so you gotta get the bunsen burners out now.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

Pfft!

"He's not in the army and he's not a vampire...it's colonel dracula"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

hurrah

now check it in case that junkie bitch Kerry Katona has nicked some of it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

Ha!

Thank god mums a thick chav slapper

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

wassup

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connor, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)

aww...

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)

aw i want a pet dinosaur too.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

theyms lovely

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

Deh-Ville-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

/reminds me of

:)
woo!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

hahahaha

i love all ofd these :)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

Just bloody lovely

as ever.

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fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

Sorry for size.. He-man at his best.

Click for bigger (352KB)

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)

antiworky it does.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

big blue square with a white question mark I get

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)

little white square, x of all the red little captain gets.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)

/\this/\

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

Strangley I just get empty space.

On a totally different topic; has anyone been watching the Arguemental thing on Dave?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

On and off, it's always on when I'm doing things in the kitchen or bathroom.

Phwoar, Marcus Brigstocke. Him and Phill Jupitus sat together was almost too much for me to bear.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

Hahaha. I thought you'd like him.

Have you seen Richard Herring recently?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

I have, but no. Strangely, I know, but no.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

I quite like the other one

Rufus or something

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

He's lovely looking, but Marcus wipes the floor with him in terms of humour.

And I'm a right slut for funny.

(Rufus Hound I think)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)

Agreed

You ever see that sitcom he was in? The Savages I think

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

Nopely nope.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)

You didn't miss much ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

One or two, why?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

I just thought they were a bit fabby:D

A bit different from the usual format.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

It's an interesting idea certainly

But reminds me rather uncomfortably of debate sessions in english lessons at school. The topic was ALWAYS Fox Hunting, because the mad loon that taught us had no imagination. And a fox fur hat and beagle shoes.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)

He-Man was a big gayer

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

We had the same hair style

When I was a kid... I thought it was cool

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)

haha brilliant !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)

he was at his best as a red x?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

Would seem to be just me and you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)

and me

I'm connecting through a proxy though.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)

works when I click for bigger though

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

Likewise - not that you can read the red writing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)

no me also

i don't actually see anything, no proxies or anything

(

dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)

hahahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)

ORKO FOR PREZZIE!!!!

oh wait....Osama did that...

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

peddling that scary motherfucker again,eh?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)

You love him and you know it

I can't see the picture, so I couldn't think of anything else to say.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

I can't see anything!

Therefore; RIS?

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)

*takes hand off eyes*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)

Hahahahahahah!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)

It's not even a redex for me!

Have I ad-blocked you?

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)

IT'S ON

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)

Dont question it

Just bask in its glory

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

....gosh

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

I just worked out where your username comes from.

Sean of the Dead, right?

I saw it last week.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

Indeed it does.

I saw it ages ago. At least 4 years, 2 months and 4 days ago.

:D

Nah, saw it in the cinema at release. It was packed, and everyone was howling with laughter.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)

I saw it at the cinema

but found it funnier when I watched it on TV recently. Maybe I was in a less vile mood.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

Always helps...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

Ahhh...

I'd had it down as an IT Crowd reference. Sounds like the sort of thing Moss'd say.

Morning, btw!

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)

:-) morning.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

Was the news series of IT crowd good?

I missed it. I was on a plane.

/jetset lifestyle

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

You missed an entire series on a plane? Were you flying TO THE MOON??!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

I can see how this might be confusing

but the power of deduction should have indicated that I was only talking about the first episode of the latest series, given that I am here typing this, and in space, no-one can hear you internet.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)

My power of deduction has been ill, lately.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

what part of SotD is 'Captain Wow' from?

I'm racking my brains like a pirate here...

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)

They are standing in the garden just after he falls through the fence

on the way to the pub. It's a bit of a throwaway line rather than a classic quote.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)

Far be it from me to be obvious.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

My name is just a lame pun

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

I never got that before now.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)

In ther garden, just before getting to the Winchester.

David calls Shaun it because it was his idea to take the shortcut.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)

Ah, right.

edit: Also, I have a friend who was one of the guys in the beginning walking along with hoodies and record bags.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)

:D a friend of mine was in the group sequence in front of the pub

small world, innit?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)

I'm from Winchester

Does that count?

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)

Seeing as it's you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

haha

awesome!

(

dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

That makes perfect sense.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

i have removed all of my clothes and am basking in it's glory.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

I tend to remove my clothes when I see Bruce Campbell as well

But it's not to bask

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)

I cannot hear the name Bruce without wanting to crack a tube.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

G'day Bruce!

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

owzitgoan Bruce?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

Elliiiiiiieeeeee

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

YOU!

Whaddya want?

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

...your mum?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)

Sorry

She belongs to Bruce Campbell, as do all women in existance!

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)

Fair enough.

How're you?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

Recovering from the flu

*cough*

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

I was up at about 3 coughing like a seal :(

And my jaw hurts.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)

I just finished his autobiography

'If chins could kill; confessions of a B-movie actor'

Fucking splendid!

(

crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)

Groovy...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

*claps*

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

*clamydias*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)

*AIDSes*

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)

*recalls SI two class ode model for stds*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

Is that Riverghost?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)

arf..I forgot I have that tit on ignore :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

To follow my reduction in the base rate of VAT

I am further proposing to shaft anyone with an income above £20,000 p.a. by increasing N.I contributions by one-half a percent from 2011.

Smug Bastard

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

Alistair Darling is a child's drawing of a man.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

lovely complexion

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

Bollocks!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)

My image or Darling?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)

the proposed NI increase

Darling is simply Darling. Well done that man. Sorry about any confusion

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)

S'ok

I couldn't believe it when he said the increase would be offset so anyone earning over £20k p.a. will have to pay it.

Because of course, those of us earning over £20k are so wealthy we deserve to have all that extra cash we MUST have taken away.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

I never thought I'd be pleased to be earning the

rather insulting pittance that I do.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

I really need to win some kind of lottery-based competition in the next couple of years...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)

Not the lottery but

I'd already decided before I finished university a couple of years ago that I would get a few years experience behind me then leave this "country".

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)

'ning

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

^this^

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)

sean connery in a suit

plays both of them, throughout the whole movie, its true!

(

dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

^this^

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

Just in case everyone *hasn't* got me on ignore

RISsage.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

watch this clip

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Ycw0d_Uow

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)

I can't.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)

I am also experiencing RIS-age

and cannot have sound on in my office

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

God to know it's not just me then.

Am I the only person in the world that doesn't get all overexcited about Bruce Lee films?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

I don't get it either

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)

what did you do?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

No fucking idea.

Save 'not cowtowing to preteens'.

Pfft. In that case I'll say it again. Good morning all.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

Morning F

I don't understand the above either

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)

it's all about accents

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

hello lady!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)

Mornin'

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)

:D morning, you three.

For being nice and friendly, you all get cornettos.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)

Can I have a strawberry one?

/doesn't like nuts blog

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)

...weirdo. More for me I guess. Course you can.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)

a b3tan who doesn't like nuts?

Isn't that a bit like being a Liverpudlian who doesn't like scousers?

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)

STOP REPRESSING ME!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)

*ignores*

pfft!

Ning!

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)

And you, you can have one too.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)

Good morning sweetheart

may I request a small bar of Green & Blacks with butterscoth please?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

How can I say no to that face?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)

*GLEES*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

it's a pisstake based on a scene from enter the dragon.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)

there is a movie about anal sex with dragons now?

This I need to see.

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)

Weren't you in it?

;¬)

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)

haha, awesome :D

Funny accents + comedy lisps = foreign spackers :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

Click here for other crap!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)

Silly professor forgot to put any trousers on this morning!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

I like your other crap...

but this one stinks.

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

:-(

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)

It's a Potatoe!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)

that's a bit harsh

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

he's a twat what do you expect

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

THIS^^^^^^^^^

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)

I have a sneaking suspicion that he is Eddie Fingers too

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)

ask cr3 to do an ip check ;)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)

cr3?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)

seriously?...he's the bloke who does b3ta's codey work!!

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=32417

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)

ok- we'll see.....

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)

bugger- two different people

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)

you are FAIL

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)

you am

teh cnut

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

ha ha ha

it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)

it is

definitely.

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)

morning sweetie

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

you, sir

are a lunatic genius

You have made my morning

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)

The faces you do give me glee.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)

haha groan

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)

pffh :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)

This is ace

And I love it....but I'd prefer it if there was a full stop at the end instead of an exclamation mark.

Am I a nit-picking fat fuck or what?

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

I was accused of having no stock photos of Battersea Power Station on my desk

So have this:

CFB

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)

its not on your desk though it is?

Its in your computer

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)

ah but where is his computer?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

it could easily be under the desk

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

His computer is on the desk

So the image is at probably at least a few centimetres above his desk.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

Does that mean I have two scat loving women on my desk

Ewwww they're getting it messy

(

sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)

dont worry, they will clean it up :)

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)

ooh

Even the clouds are in the right place...but without the pig it's just a power station, not an album cover surely?

(

Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

It's not even compo-ed!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

This is very good

And I like that something is firing lasers from the right hand side of the shot.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

I like this a lot

... you've inspired me to start playing around with some of my photos ... but I haven't quite got your darkness

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

I likey, I likey a lot

(

sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)

fanks

it's Dubrovnik in Croatia

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)

have you overlaid two images there?

It reminds me of non-wound on double exposures

(

sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)

it's a non wound on double exposure

with my Holga...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

Oooo ...

Holga goodness!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)

wow non-photoshop woo-ness

I applaud your lo-fi ways

(

sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

'ning

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)

that'll teach the nazis

pay no attention to them henry, and they shall leave

*edit* Also its very Schindler's List-ey :)

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)

Henry turned his back on the nazis

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)

Click for bigger

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)

IS this like schindler's List? He's the only thing in colour.

I also just heard something that I thought I'd never hear. THe sodding Moonpig advert was on and someone said 'Ooo. I love these adverts, they're great!':O

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)

Moooooonpig!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)

it was either:

1: a semiotic reference to Henry's isolation in 1930's Germany, and his implied rejection of the tenets of National Socialism

or

2: couldn't be arsed to change to greyscale

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)

Desaturation probably would be a better option:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)

has this not grown old yet?

any ideas for supper?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)

memes don't grow old

they mutate.
Supper?
bumcakes in quim sauce

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)

but i don't have any quim sauce.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)

*scrapes sheets* here- just add water

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)

i presume that was a set up to make me depressed. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

no- I just got lucky

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)

pffft...

ningles all!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)

Tres good!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

I only just woke up

Other than that, I have no excuses.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)

who hell he?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)

You missed Moid Sunday?

This is probably for the best.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

I don't use the web at weekends

Sunday is hammer day

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)

I just got back from a conference in Puerto Rico

And I'm feeling a bit smug about it

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)

Seams tropical to me!

EDIT: NO orange juice, not real.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)

not half as smug as half a Smuggy

and is that water???

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)

I never knew smug bastard was an amputee.

Or maybe he was so smug they fell off.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)

Whose is the other guy?

Is it you? Are you and smug guy in cahoots?

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)

They are in Puerto Rico

aicmfp

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)

We sat and smugged together

Smugging is good.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)

I'll be smugging when I'm in Japan

So nya!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)

I've been smug there already!

So nya back atcha!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)

*gasp*

You win this round

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)

And Vietnam, Laos, Philippines, Cambodia, Indonesia, Malaysia...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)

smugging is smug dogging!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)

Wouldn't that be smogging?

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)

That's dogging in smog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)

smugging is as smugging does

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)

NEW SAUCE!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)

*rubs eyes*

'ning B3ta

ooh shiny new thing... or slightly older thing that I just hadn't noticed before("friends' activity, add friend, you have 1 fan", etc)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)

smug guy is an amputee!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)

Hahaha!

Quality!

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)

The smugness is too much for the hulk!

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)

How baby oil is made

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)

Bindun by me

That's why I mentioned it in that post below:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)

Grr

Damn you, sir

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)

Well damn you marm

and the horse you rode in on!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)

yes

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)

ban this sick filth

etc etc bollocks

:D *clix*

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)

*baby lols*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)

How is babby oil formed?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)

levers and pullys

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)

That baby has no foot..

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)

Orange Juice is MURDER!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)

It is

And stop the senseless slaughter that is baby oil!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)

INSPIRATION!

Thanks :D

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)

DIE ORANGE!! FUCKING DIE!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)

If Meat Is Murder,

Is Quorn wasting police time?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)

Lets face it

If we not meant to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)

Hahahaha

Thank you!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)

haha

I'd wear that on a tshirt

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)

I heard about one that said

MEAT IS MURDER
Tasty, tasty murder

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)

A dog is not just for Christmas

With some frugal recipes it can last well into the new year!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha What a fantastic thought!

I likey this muckly :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:42, archived)

That makes tofu tampering with the evidence

'ningles Connor McChutney of the clan of McChutney.
there can be only plum!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)

Quick question

Has anyone put together a repository of source files for b3ta memes? I'm looking for smug guy.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)

www.b3takit.co.uk/

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)

I knew it must be somewhere

thanks.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)

I have a psd of smuggles at home.

No good to you before 4pm though.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)

www.b3takit.co.uk

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)

You lose!

Good day sir!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)

At least mine was original.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:47, archived)

That they said

www.b3ta.com/memes

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)

CDP 4 LIFE

Click for bigger (158KB)

(Argentum, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)

yeeeaaarrrssssss

Erm why are her hands going throught it?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)

Isn't it CDC? On COCK TUESDAY?!

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post308053 VOTE!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)

Nice thought

But you know you're going to get a lot of trolls and noobs posting actual cocks.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)

Not only that

There'll be an average of 5 posts a minute.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)

hello.

see that knee? i'm having it partially or completely replaced in the next little while. i can't walk much right now nor sit at the computer desk and i just got some test results back today that explain some things - turns out that my damaged meniscus is not so bad, my ligaments are ok, but they're both being aggravated by the real problem. the real problem being, of course, that the bones in my knee have degenerated quite a bit and are about to collapse. so, off to the surgeon i go to determine if i need full or partial knee replacement, with the probability it will be the whole damned thing.

further details can be provided if you're really interested. as i only have a desktop computer, i'll be away from here for a while in all likelihood, unless i buy a cheap laptop. say goodbye to my damaged flesh and await my coming titanium or ceramic robot parts.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

thanks for the pleasant words, but i have to hobble off now. see you all anon.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:40, archived)

get a laptop sir!

and ouch.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)

i'm going to try, but it has to be cheap.

being off work for this hasn't left me flush with cash.

ouch indeed.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:46, archived)

Fucking hell postie

that's crappy luck mate but hopefully it will improve the quality of your dancing, and perhaps your life. GET THE DAMN LAPTOP HOW THE FUCK ELSE CAN WE HURL ABUSE AT EACH OTHER.
Also: sorry but I have to admit I did giggle initially, you look very pregnant in that pic.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:46, archived)

haha, you cunt. that's my knee, not a swelling buttbaby.

i don't dance, though - i think it should be illegal. no skiing or running either, but i hate those activities too.

i will be hurling plenty of abuse into the air, chances are someone will hear it.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)

You know as well as I do

random aimless abuse is only partially satisfying.
Dell referbs sometimes have some very good deals on laptops if you can swallow your corporate distaste.
I'm with you on the dancing by the way. It's not an activity I've ever been very comfortable with.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:55, archived)

no dell, no way. some evil i cannot abide.

i'm trying to buy one locally from a source here.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:57, archived)

those asus eee pcs are dirt cheap

for a new laptop, anyway.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)

I was going to mention this, keep thinking of getting one.

Have a good knee, Postbear.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 7:46, archived)

This could pass for

Bob Dylan's Nashville Skyline.

I say compo it.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:52, archived)

heh, that is quite the coincidence.

no guitar though. and i never smile.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:58, archived)

Nor does bob any more.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:59, archived)

HOLY FUCKING SHITPOSTBEAR IS GOING TO BE MADE OUT OF ROBOT PARTS AND HE WILL BE SO STRONG HE WILL BE ABLE TO KILL US ALL

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d d, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:55, archived)

I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW BEAR/MECHANOID OVERLORDS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)

luckily i am a being of supreme benevolence.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:59, archived)

I get it.... o/

Is he saying "I'm in your PC looking at your children"?

Good luck with the op mate...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:57, archived)

i'm saying:

"here i am in a washroom stall balancing my camera on my boot, waiting for the timer to go off."

thanks, i'll post scar pics if they're good ones.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 7:00, archived)

Best of luck posty

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 7:17, archived)

thanks, bld.

i'll see you in a while when i am repaired.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 7:20, archived)

blimey sir, keep us up to date on your becoming a Terminator

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 7:24, archived)

Good luck!

Enjoy your new knee, and try to keep us updated!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 7:33, archived)

All the best matey

I'll gaz you later, but as someone that has witnessed more than a few knee replacements I'd have to say that you're in good hands.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 7:39, archived)

Ouch

I was on crutches for 3 months a few years ago with a damaged meniscus, was seriously no fun.

I really hope you get better soon.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)

MAYBE YOUR LEG JUST HAD TO GROW

hope things work out

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connor, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:00, archived)

DIIIIIVE !!

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:13, archived)

Blimey..

...you look like a guy I used to work with.

Paul???

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)

good luck with your surgery

i feel for you mate.
i havent myself had to get surgery on my knee but i know a few people unfortunate enough to have.
on the bright side you get to sit on your arse while people wait on you hand and foot and you have an excuse to act like a total wank sock

(Argentum, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:20, archived)

Meh

It was a crap knee anyway. Now you'll be Robopostpear! Righter of wrongs, corrector of bad spelling and poodle grooming (weds between 60pm and 9pm only).

EDIT: Oh, what happened to bitch queen?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)

all the best lad

get an adamantium knee put in a kick holes in steel and things.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)

we can rebuild heem!! da da deeee daa *bionic noise*

get betterer soon :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)

yay for fucked knees

I have one of those and Im unemployed I get double sympathy, altho id prefer double biscuits with my tea

when the pretty nurse says she will have to watch for any unusual swellings you can advise her where to look

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boff FL OZ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)

*RELEASES HEALING SPORES*

Add salt to taste.
Make sure you get to keep your removed bits in a jar. Bring on the cyborg!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:39, archived)

where's gomez?

sorry for posting atop you, you snuck in while i was carefully crafting my bit.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)

Ah, took me a second to understand the reference there.

Yes it does look like her. I really ought to make a pic of them in this style, I think it would suit them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:48, archived)

it looks like morticia as drawn by chas addams or from the old tv series more so than the movies.

gomez was pretty creepy in the drawings.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:50, archived)

THIS IS NOTHING ON POSTBEAR'S NEW KNEE

I was about to post a bit of a farewell (workfilters are getting retarded and I need to get a few people on my side before they'll get changed), but it just doesn't seem so important anymore.

Anyway, I'll speak to you all when I get the chance, like now. I won't be around for the gayshift so much.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 7:42, archived)

cor

the simpleness of this is just brilliant! :D

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