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[challenge entry] Last one. Promise*.

*crosses fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# why didst the young kanve smell like eflluent after harking a conversation?
For he was Privy.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Books!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Shakespeare: the true story behind the genius

Click for bigger and 200+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I like this
real lols :D

two fish prechance two bream etc.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# ALSO GET YOUR STUPID BIG HANDS TESTED.
:) Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :D
whether it is nobler in the mind to buffer the swings and marrows of outrageous tuna...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# or to take llamas against a sea of tortoises and by porpoising them, end them
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# all the worlds beige, and the men and women merely mayors
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I've been in that one :D
I was on stage listening to it and everything.

before being escorted off by security.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# to dive; to sloop; no mer
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahahhaha, brilliant!
somehow makes me think of some of the gilliam/python animations
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I stumbled on how to do eyes the Gilliam way a few years ago.
I only really noticed it once I'd finished, but it's such a nice way of giving an immediate visual punch I figured there was no harm in going back to it.


(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# that is utterly awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# It has also eaten Glinda
the good witch of the west. I'm not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# And another
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# this pokes
my fear gland
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# haha!
smart
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Haha!
Have a related Pee in return

(CFB)


Click for bigger (99 kb)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# FAT HANDED TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Your Will Shakespeare is the best of them all :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I love Shakey.
Romeo & Juliet kept me going for a year! Blah.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Yays
plus if you scroll down it animates!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# meh
Free Image Hosting
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I'm afraid I might need to take a quick look at the instructions for this one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I thought that was doing to be nakid bunnies before I scrolled down!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# that looks painful
:S
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Rockets are sooo yesterday
nuclear kittehs are teh future



Click for animated

(Also: woo!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# The Cat-O-Stophic device
looks great
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# hoverpolarbear is confused at lack of progress
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# no wonder there's no ice left
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# yes
indeed he is

i need to learn how to do scrolling backgrounds..

*waits for pointers*
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# maiden went to the trouble of making a whole page of pointers
www.maidenart.co.uk/perspective-scrolling.html
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I learned from a tutorial on maiden's website. I would recommned you going there.
www.maidenart.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I mined your piss
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# :-D
excellent, thanks both
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It'll probably be best to start off with a simple scrolling background (no perspective)
to get the hang of seamless background making

www.maidenart.co.uk/scrolling-background.html




(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# That often happens to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry]

(卐 Not racist)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# RACIST!
Lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# what's with the foreign character?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
#
53
50 inna box.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# yeh that
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Fucked if I know
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ah - the 23rd letter of the Tagalog alphabet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# its code
53 not racist
50
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# More to the point..

WHERE'S ALL THE WHITE WOMAN AT?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *shuts door to cellar*
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# he's only marginally tinted, not black
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# It's the nearest pic he could find to a darkie working
LOLRACISM
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# you look like you're winning this compo. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh tell me why
Webdings don't like pirates


This is the equivalent of the # symbol in Webdings font.

"Y'arr matey's - we'll ne'er sail in Webdings waters again"
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Is this a font joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# its a joke font
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# What I can't get over is that someone obviously spent time
making that font.
I presume it was a student.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# i was going to do a b3ta font
but i couldn't think of symbols

for:
A,D,E,J,K,L,M,O,S,U,V,X,Z

also: i couldn't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# you are a font of knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# and this is an
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. So you've learnt how to type and change the font. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# .
oh
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Don't take it to heart, I'm just an arsehole. Everyone will vouch for that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I disagree with this statement.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I'll have to try harder then :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahahaha
*vouches*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# *vouchers*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *slouches*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Awww
How nice of everyone to vouch for you! But I'm sure you're much more than just an arsehole. I bet you have hands and eyes and some kind of torso - Everything!

Now I'm going to the pub to drink until I forget that I ever posted such a shameful piece of tat... Farewell cruel world! *flounces off*
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *looks to distance*
we will remember him in our stories and our songs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# *plays sad music from the Incredible hulk TV series*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I take serious issue with this assessment, sir
You'll be hearing from my legal people very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# That's not funny, it's fucking..... piratist.
*bursts into great heaving sobs*

Oh yes, I was going out, wasn't I? Nobody say anything interesting till I get back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I think you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# If you weren't right I'd be outraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Did you know that the buttercup
or Ranunculus is Late Latin for "little frog," from rana "frog" and a diminutive ending. This probably refers to many species being found near water, like frogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *something interesting*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# audiovisual integration can lead to perception which is tantamount to a 20-30dB increase in the auditory signal
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I love it when you talk psychology at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# ok, miss
loosen your clothing, lie on my couch and I'll anal-yse whatever pops up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# "If your estranged Dad used to choke your Mum, and you fancied your sister, you're either a redneck, or in Star Wars"
I don't know if that counts as interesting or not.

Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# You are McGurk
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :)
no, but much of my phd was based on certain tenets of Mr. McGurk. I feel like I know the guy.

(and the snippet of info about dB increase is from a 1954 article by Sumby & Polack)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Oh a proper Doc
Wareham and Wrights work is interesting - its on recalling crime 'Earwitnesses' they called them

I'm half way through OU degree and misses works in mental health so have shelves full of textbooks on brains..
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# excellent
I know a bit about the earwitness stuff, there's really not as large an amount of overlap between unimodal and multimodal research. Hence, why I know such a lot about McGurk. It's not really directly to do with my research, but it's one of the few things that is kind of similar, within multimodal perception.

What you doing your OU degree in? Bachelor or Masters? My dad did a masters in management with OU a few years ago, which took 6 years. Yours the same type of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# BSc hons Psychology
It's a good course with excellent tutors including Toates for Biology of Psych, but they seem strong in IT and mgt courses from friends experience. I have 100 points to go.

Right now I have Royal Society lecture on Mapping memory: the brains behind remembering followed by Talent and Autism, good resource and well put together.

You still doing research?

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Ah, yes, I thought you did psych actually. Excellent, sounds like a much wider-ranging degree than I was able to have at uni.
Yep, did my phd in germany, still there, in the office "researching" :D we're hosting a conference in a couple of weeks which will be shit.

Trying to finish articles just now, and I've been banned from doing new stuff until I get my current stuff published. My prof has mixed feelings about my passion for active research and my lack of excitement for writing results up. I need to try and find a way of making the write up relatively quick and painless. I hate spending too long on old stuff.

All the best with it, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Cheers
wouldn't mind seeing any published stuff you've done
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# it's abu hamzar
Microsoft nos bout terrrrists! This symbalizes that abu hamzar, due too his poor publick persona, is now personah non reggata with alkie eeda and is on they are hitliss and microsoft r all in on it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# REST IN PIECE BABBY P
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# it's coz the fuckers do things like this
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/48648/1236791312/thehorror.gif
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Oh my goodness.
I didn't see that coming, and nor will you see my speed'o'light'o'spang.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I will take it gladly
I deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# "No not there - THERE"


Earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/9266115
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# this is TOTAL win
not sure what it Wins

but it does!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *claims prize*
*examines prize*
*eats prize*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hahhahahaha *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
WINNAH :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# yay!
ta. hope the headache's gone, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Yeah,
I have had enough tea to sort it out now and I am making myself cheesy chilli chips for lunch :D

Allilteration in food win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# patent that food product right now!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# nicely animated, sir :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# merci!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha yuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Caravaggio!
I was looking at a bunch of his paintings the other day.

I'd heard he was absolutely amazing at painting light, and giving his paintings depth and life.

I have to be honest, I was a bit ... meh.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# yes :)
I admire his works greatly. For a mad murdering maniac he knew how to draw the eye to the right bits. And you have to consider what things were like before. Now we take that stuff for granted (Hollywood etc. having copied the lighting many times), but compare his work to a Giotto, or even a Raphael, and see how much drama and danger he injects into things.

*takes sip of water and settles down for more amiable discussion*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# actually, no, you're right.
considering the flat colours that were used at the time, I guess he was miles ahead of the rest.

Did you read about the camera obscura theory? Apparently it explains why he never made preliminary sketches.

In other news, no-one paints water like Aivasovsky. Absolutely beautiful.
EDIT: I refer the honourable gentleman to this
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# re: that water painting
BLOODY HELLFIRE! :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I KNOW!!!!!
this, very much.

He is also quite good at sea battles: thusly
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Mostly he was good at making things look like they were under a spotlight
which was pretty special in days were spotlights didn't actually exist. These days the effect is rather lost on us.

(And the post is jolly good.)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Surely that would be a parabolic dish?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha! Get in line...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Pfft! Oh for fucks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
ning Brains!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# 'Lo!
Check this out:

One of my very first frontpages. I lost the fucker when I reformatted a hard drive a few years ago, so I painstakingly re-created it for future generations to enjoy and say, I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# thank god you did
the world would be a poorer place without it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# this is all kinds of wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
this is outstanding. I hadn't seen this before.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Is this why
I haven't been able to find any battenburg in the shops recently? Is the world supply dwindling?

Damn... no one ever considers the indirect casualties of the second Gulf war.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# ahahahaahahahahahhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# hahhaahhahahahahaha
took me a while to get it, but it's fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# nothing to do with fonts
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *stabs with pin*
*BANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# You'll believe planes can't fly...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Oh my fucking life, I remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I do too
I had it!!!



wonder what happened to it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Huh....
Even I dont't remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Oh I do
It was about 1980 - I was 6
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I played with it at the 'looking after your kids till you finish work' place
so it would have been at least a decade old then, as I went there after school from 1989-1996
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I was -8.
:( I missed it by miles.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I was neither an ovum nor a sperm by that point
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# You were an ovum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I second that statement
for reasons of biology
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Just call me captain eggsac.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# You see you say aceness
But you missed out on the really cool thing we all did that year, but vowed to keep a total secret from people born later.

It was fucking ace and you missed it. Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Pah!
Youngsters...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *agreed*
I was conceived in the 60s!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# The plans for me were first drawn up in the mid 1800s, deep under the Chiltern Hills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, no doubt.
*cuddles*
You ok, pickle?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I'm ish ok
I'll be better come 6 o'clock. *hug*

Ciggy time! Back in ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Good man yerself, Mr S
All the best ones were....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *remembers when all this were Prestel*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *LOL*
Prestel, oh my word - how on earth did that ever get past the 'Is this really a good idea?' stage...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I was a child of the 60's
wish I was an adult of the 60's much more fun

/goes off the invent time machine
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I was 5!
but probably enjoyed my Star Wars Figures more!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# My parents took my Star Wars figures from me
when they caught me putting them in sex poses.

(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# do you mean 'putting them in your own anus'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I was -4
You old person you
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# haha
you are James May etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Nostalgic TOAP!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# NOAP!
What did those pensioners ever do to you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Stole my werther's the cunts!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I remember playing that
I also remember thinking it was fun for about 5 mins
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahahah, blimey, that's a blast from the past, and i don't mean the curry I had last night,....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# That looks amazing
why didn't i have one!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# That was a fucking class toy.
Right, that's it - off to Ebay, pressie time!

Oh, apologies, meant to say - *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# That was total WANT
when I was a nipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# give me that over any computer game any day
give me anything over any computer game any day*.
*not herpes, i have my looks to consider

edit/ in other news i saw a wii in real life for the first time ever yesterday, i wish i could say it impressed me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# arf
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# A game console that's named after a human excretion is
never a good thing, I tend to find.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# This means nothing to me
Oooooh Ninj(enna)

although me and my sis did have the plastic ball thing on two strings of washing line with plastic handles and you had to spread your arms out and it pinged off at mach 3 towards you then the other flinged their arms open. repeat untill tired or hits you on the end of your finger and you start to cry.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# They must have had a devil of a time getting that name on the box...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Cushing
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# oooh clever
woah nelly :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# woah nelly indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# *applauds wildly*
I love that line....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't
do anything nearly as good as this. Woo!

Best I can do for this compo:

(sjefke rejects Stan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I see yours
and raise you mine
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Peter Cushing lives in whitstable, i have seen him on his bycycle
he was going to buy some vegtables
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I used to see him on his bike regularly, he was a well-known local sight.
He is dead now. The local council have put a bench on one of his favourite places, looking out to sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Oh my.
That is all of the aces.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# newsletter subjectline compo
they say you can't write comedy with a committee
prove them wrong and write something witty
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# More spiffy than Mr. Spiffy getting a handjob.

Or

Being more topical than that topical thing in the news this week
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Like been gunned down by a deranged German emo
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# BETH HAS GOT A FUCKING BIG FOREHEAD
/chavgangs blog
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# :*(
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# coming into your inbox like michael jackson comes into a child
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Accidents can be caused by improper party apparatus.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# pissing on you when you're on fire
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# My mate Paddy...
...told me just had his car stolen. "Did you see who it was?" "No" came the reply, "But I got his registration!"...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *giggles*
git!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hahahah
*properlols*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# the follow through of an eggy fart.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Oh
they're the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Depends if you're wearing your own pants or not.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Puuhhh...aaaaaants?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Well personally I keep a pair of Boris Johnson's just for the occasion.
I then put them back in his draw when I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# sniping your inbox from the top of a hill
Hull for me please, one way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# allergic to tinfoil
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Um
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Free Jackson Tickets
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Home of the IRA
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# That thing that happened this week, a joke about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ricky Gervais on Sesame Street: we always knew he was a muppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# 100 weeks to burn the planet
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Reflecting the reality of cunts who don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I just really want Rob to look at me...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# print this out and stuff it in a Comic Relief collection tin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ebaying all your Jacko tickets
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# click here to unsubscribe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# ^ *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Jade's last issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I expect that will be a yellowy brown colour
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# oh god..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahahah
harsh
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA! YES
Edit : Winnar! Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I'll give 50quid to comic relief if someone burns down TV centre tonight
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# The newsletter that lets you legally punch any cunt with a Comic Relief Red Nose
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Jade Goody Tribute Edition - "am I minging?"
Yes, yes you are.
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# A quick bit of friday afternoon comic (hand) relief
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Guaranteed Lenny Henry free zone
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Comic Jade Jackson German Emo Relief
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# your one-stop shop for rocket powered animals
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Killing your inbox like a teenager with a beretta
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Available for 50 nights at the Paed02 Arena
.
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha this a way ha ha that away ha ha this away my oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *SCREAMS*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Have you been watching Wizbit again HT?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# oh dear lord no.....
GET THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! AARRRGGHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# coked up on red nose powder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# holding Pudsey hostage, all proceeds to Comic Relief
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# No! Read, or read not, there is no unsubscribe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# "*Amusing topical subject line*"
"*second witty comment vaguely linked to the above*"
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# oh oh I've got a good one, no its gone
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# New Job Opening: Pizza Hut Delivery Person, Antrim, N. Ireland
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Monkeon to be stripped of all his FPs.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
:o
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Well you do have 703m
of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Fluffier than an Al-Majaharoun protester's beard
or . . conversely . .

Even more offensive than a badly spelled placard in Luton

. . . depending on content and what have you.

(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# It's in your cellar lecturing you about drugs
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Compo Chooser wanted: Apply within
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# IRA? Not real IRA
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hello, you want to click the reply button on the post you're looking at.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *waits for Bobs to do a follow up to his Real Madrid pic*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# can be used for litral comic relief
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# We'll donate three pounds to comic relief if you decapitate Richard Littlejohn
Helping feeder perv Lenny Henry in his aim to make everyone in the third world as fat as his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY NEST
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Lenny Henry to host Comic Relief with other great oxymorons.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Wank off a dandy for Comic Relief!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] DONATE TO B3ta NOW FOR THIS COMMEMORATIVE RED NOSE B3ta ICON

All money goes to Comic Relief*

*The Website Comedy writer's jazz mag and hand jobs fund
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Helping the real IRA be real irie
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# gobble my knobble you big mouthed feltch gibbon
*or words to that effect*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ich mag Mittwoche nicht

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Introducting free radicals into your blood stream, one Jaffacake at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# WARNING : May contain traces of mercury, aspartame and antifreeze
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Starving Africans never get old.
Comedy gold.


hull?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# or
loling at Comic Relief, but in all the wrong places.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Responsibility claimed by new "I can't believe it's not the IRA"
Oh hang on, something WITTY you say?

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# WE'VE GOT LOADS OF JADE GOODY STUFF READY, WE JUST NEED HER TO DIE SO WE CAN RUN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Until society tears apart at the fabric and the rotten flesh of mankind spreads upon the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# also blame bilbo

sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# that's what he does.
Tick follows tock follows tick follows tock.

BUMBADUMBUMPADUMBUMP, BUMBADUMBUMPADUMBUMP....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# abraham said "I don't care who you are, here's to your dreams"
and the fat drummer hit the drum with all his might
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Maverick! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# feeling a bit guilty i slept through my early morning "need-to-go-the-gym" alarm
also vaguely chuffed that for the first time in years i've managed to spend less in a week than i got paid

you?

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Will you buy me a puppy, Tom?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# stretching in a semi tired fashion
although I might try and keep that to a minimum as one of my lads keeps staring at me for some reason.

Apart from that, all good- it's FRIDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# so are you getting a new job?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# well bugger youse then
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Quit stretching all sexy like then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I'm really not doing
quadruple chin and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# *perches on the edge of your desk*
What you doooiiing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Talking to yoooooooou
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *chortles merrily*
*plays with you hair*
*belches and falls asleep*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Excellent *puts in cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# he's waiting for the oppurtune moment to stick a stake through your heart
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# tch
when will they learn? Exorcism's the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# cut off the head or destroy the brain
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Itchy....tasty.
Resi 1 quote for you there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Guinness at a rave?
no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# and I don't remember anything after that
I just woke up the next day in a strange bed and found I had shat myself. A thick black poo with a white creamy head.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Leftfield FTMFW
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
Oi! Stop nicking my ideas!!!



;)



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# We usually do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# :D
Time to listen to Rain Dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *swordfishtrombones*
All hail the Waits.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Blame Bilbo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# ok, so that one will be in Nuts :D
never mind bobs, you'll get £50 the next week
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# That reminds me!
Who was it who did the picture with two anchors on the front of a ship, A-anchor and b-anchor, with b-anchor shouting "riccckkkkkyyyyy"

It was printed in a trade mag as "found on the inetrnet" I'll try and get a scan up if needs be.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# pffft
now then - Patsy Palmer looked quite lovely on Comic Relief Apprentice last night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# your telly's broke
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# haha
maybe I need to adjust the colour
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
#
trade porn mag.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Porn is a trade.......... one of the oldest trades around!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Yeah but the Youth training Scheme is deeply frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *add generic Gary glitter joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Nice shopping there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# oh yes
back of the net
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha!!!
nice job sir!


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I have dyselixia
only minor dyslexia mind, but I always read scrabble as scramble.

The dyspraxia version should be nice and messy
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# was that a deliberate typo in the subject line?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# ahhh
you see the spell checker I run doesn't work in the headings. I don't know why. But no it wasn't deliberate, it's the sort of thing I do all the time...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Likewise sirrah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Jock?

Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Knob Jock...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# winner
nice work buddy
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Ta...
...get back to work...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hooray for outrageously hard to shop board game sources
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Eeeee, that's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# you always have to take it one step further
;)


nice work there sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Sory chap!
Ta though...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Yep, that's it!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hiya JP!
You well sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Not bad, ta
A bit *Harumph* - y today, but that's another story. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Not too bad sir...
Is it the pitch thingy? We've missed out on a couple too...sigh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah, tits are moving skyward, shall we say...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on have a guess

You may De-Ris here
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Arf!
I love Swizzleland!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I worked there once
its like every day is Sunday, a bit of a non day but sorta relaxed.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Where were you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Zurich and Basle
short stay in Zug and Berne
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ah I see.
I have only ever been to La Romande, the French part in the South. It is amazingly beautiful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Oh been there
its lovely. Some great walks there too plus not to far from geneva

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# nasty accident with a phillips-head screwdiver?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Is it Swiss Tony?
You know Paul, making a photoshop image is very much like making love to a beautiful woman....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# You open her up, use your magic wand, layer via copy and stick in some flare
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# The Day the Magnet Stood Still?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# The Magnet After Tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Magnet She Wrote: Return to Cabot Cove?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Magnet vs Predator
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Lock Stock and Two Smoking Magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Magnet the 13th Part 17?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Its a Wonderful Magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Gone with the Magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Weekend at Magnet's 2
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# The Magnet Run?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Stop or My Magnet Will Shoot?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# The Lord of the Magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# The Magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# The Magnets 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Oof.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# helvetica
dot jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# is it a bourbon biscuit
carrying a plank...but done in negative?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# tres excellent
i'm thinknig stock builder type
(MrFriend is not your friend, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ..
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hole
in the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Tesco have out done them selves this time!!


another seamless picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# nice tagging
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Subtle and understated.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# i do try
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I use felt tips.
And the blood of Satan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You're so unique Sam!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Quit trolling me, hombre!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# *trolly troll troll trolls*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I've got
a used cuntplug on my face
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# fwapworthy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Surely that just is your face?
SWISH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# "SWISH" is the noise jokes make going over someone's head, no?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# No, I just fell off my chair.
THUD.

It's a tall chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# how are you still typing if you did this?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I have long arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# then why did you not stop typing and use them to arrest your fall?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I would say because
then he would be standing on his hands and he can't type with his feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I sure do got a bloody face

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I was going to draw something funny, but I'm all out of funny. So I drew how I want the weather to be.
BE NICE, THANK YOU, WEATHER.


Furthermore, you can pretend the little plane is a little albino raccoon or something. ROCKENT AMNIMALS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# very nice
*feels the breeze*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Cheers :)
Now I'm going to brainstorm something better to draw. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# a fox eating marmite baps while riding a 1982 Raleigh Equip no handed
through Dunstable town centre
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Done and done. Not until after I munch down some Frazzles though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Can it be a Tuesday afternoon in April? perhaps 4.37pm
I want to make sure it has the right sense of depression and futility of life around the happy fox.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Why, it certainly can!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# armadillo vengeance
hunchback jetpack adventure
ear lasers for charity
skullspider party time

these are just some of the things you could be drawing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# BOOKMARK'D.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# THIS IS LOVERLEEEEEEEEeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# this is a great example of awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Blimey thats a bit excellent
And it makes me want icecream, I dunno why
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# because your boyfriend's dumped you
and you're a fat ugly failure?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# :'(
WHY!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# That's really lovely.
I'd do that in needlepoint if I had a hoop that wasn't broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# *euphemisms*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# *snortlaugh*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Nicely
The weather over here is a bit like your picture, though a bit more overcast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Send it my way, please.
Today I am listening to Pavementsaw, Big Black and Dead Can Dance. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I want the weather to be dark forboding and miserable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I know what you mean. Strange experiments and manic laughter don't lend themselves to a sunny day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# nor does being miserable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# You have so much hair. How can you be miserable with so much hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# easily.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Be happier, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Nice
Reminds me of Clarice Cliff
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# sweet colours, bro
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# lovely, but best take an umbrella
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# My warm front is rising.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# a 90% chance of precipitation
on the East coast
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# :D
This pleases me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :( it didn't last for poor mr airplane!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Oh yipes, that's good.
*tries harder*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# yours is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ding
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# You mean... that's not how it's played?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# haha
robot-swears
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# But, but but but that's not even a character in binary...
/pedant

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
but watch out Mattel will get you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I'd probably have a better chance playing this version.
Nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# well then
- how was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# this is getting better
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
you arty types just don't want to follow the rules do you?

Ver' nice sir :)

also - that's not a real blog :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# er no it isn't - it's a leftover spoof sig...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha, you utter fecker.... a very loud example of office lollage was just performed by me.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# heheheh
smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# it caught me completely off guard.
right... Now to leave the office *gasp!* and find some new headphones.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# *dribbles on board*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
FP and Nuts, surely!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# woo yay houpla
triple word score
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# She's a one that Spjork!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# This is quite desirable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahahaha
hooray for sporklebrities
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Font, jar, jar, jar font...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# woo yay
*has heart attack*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# CLEAR! BZZZT!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# *goes to family planning clinic*
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I remember years ago being in a hospital and someone
had drawn an arrow pointing to the coin slot on a condom machine with the legend, 'For refund please insert baby.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# they have condom machines in hospitals?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# yes
sexy nurses have a lot of sex... I've seen a documentary about it... it was in German I think. Anyway, it was a shocking expose on the state of the NHS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Sod nurses!
I used to live just down the road from the biggest trainee nurse halls of residence in the UK.
Student nurses are far, far worse. They'd regularly go out partying til 3am and be on ward by 5am.
God I got rooted senseless when I lived there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# you are Jim Dale AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# lacist!
lol
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# and as if by magic....

IT'S FEZ FRIDAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Sorry for the double post...
but I have just heard back from McVities!

Dear Mr Bloke
Thank you for your suggestion, however there are no plans to produce a Jaffa Donut. Donuts are fried and would be an unhealthy option, increasing the fat content.
Regards
Joanne Jones

De-Ris: www.b3ta.com/board/9264105
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# SO WHAT IF THEY ARE UNHEALTHY? GIVE ME JAFFA DOUGHNUTS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# They should get off their high horse
Current Jaffa Cakes aren't exactly a health food
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# jaffa is one of your five a day
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Awwwwww.
We need a petition.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Binks, Jar, Jar Binks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# ...


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Looking weirdly like
Jeff Jeff Bridges there.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# man - I should totally wear a tie clip
... my ties always flapping all over the place... hitting sexy ladies in the boobies...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I'm rubbish at photoshop
So here is a picture of Clint Eastwood I drew while I was bored in a lecture last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# well colour it in then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# You have lectures on Clint Eastwood?!
*enrolls*

woo!

And oh joy. They're putting up more cctv cameras on EC Road!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# It's called Film Studies, man.
Although here's a hint: if they ever tell you that in your next lecture you'll be watching either Night Mail or A Hard Day's Night, don't go. Boring old wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm off to investigate lunch
Jews, sweetie!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Jews, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Is that a la di da name for watching?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Sadly not
Much as I would like lectures on Clint Eastwood, it was a lecture about conservation and population genetics
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Check you with your non-mickey-mouse subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# guh! pop-gen! that was super dull.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I'm not enjoying it much
But it was the only thing that fitted in my timetable this term
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# popgen FTW!
is the key to everything.

Except recombination rates. Those are boring.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# or Clint Eastwood?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# haha at first glance i thought it was g-man
DOCTOR FREEEEMAANNN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# prepare... for unforseen circumstances!
*where the fuck is HL Episode 3?!?!?!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I used to play that happily until the level in the follow-up episodes with the tripod things
and you had to bring them down against the clock.

I couldn't do it and therefore gave up, which made me sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :(((
quitter!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# that was a bugger, but not impossible. I think there was trophy for that section
kill all the tripods but save all teh buildings.

IMPOSSIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Soooo Mr Freeman
It is tiiiiime we had annottther little tallllk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhbhQioqLK8
www.hlfallout.net/images/content/videos/full/g-man.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# goddamnit, i couldnt remember if he called him mister freeman or doctor freeman
guess i better play it again
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Nor me, now even though i did just play it last week. I got a strange glitch in the prison.
You know where you set up a couple turrets and have to fend off several waves of combine? Well I had brought a turret along before that and left it on one of the balconies before I went down into the prison. Then when the attack started only 2 combine came at first, then none the second wave, none the third, none at all for ages, so I went to look and 2 of them were stuck trying to knock the turret over but caught in a loop.

Fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# That looks a lot like an elderly Arnie
more than Clint.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry if bindun 100 times already...
*edit* henry is there!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# spang!
and fucking ouch! that must have hurt a wee bit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hes ok
he went over the top of the car and landed on a bouncy castle, lost his job and became a traffic warden the shitbag
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# haha
for some reason I'd really like DTH to pixelanimate that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# DING!
My someonementionedDTH-o-meter just went off . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# WHERE IS THE HATMAN!




We've got a job for you Dave. Do you think you can handle it?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# he'll be getting changed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
JUSTICEKILT! . . . OF JUSTICE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# *handles*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
but that's Nixon in profile isn;t it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Why is he transporting a toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# In case he's caught short on a long delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Toilets need delivering too!
They don't just appear in your bathroom,you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# pubes do
and they don't get delivered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Oh yes they do
/delivers pubes
(Eli-T, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# have you been delivering them to my bathroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# in the
face
(Eli-T, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *flosses*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha! But ouch!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Hahah, oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Arf!
Having not been around for a few days, I'm guessing there is some kind of compo anarchy underway with rocket animals?

Got to say I'm RISing a lot less at rocket animals than font jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# welcome back!
now make a rocket animal! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Can I not do a rocket font?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# PACIFIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

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