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I came across this road sign in Kenilworth. Warwickshire today.

(Ian Fat Boy Pearce, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

I'm going to go and write "time" on a hammer.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

I'm going to add a watch to a hammer

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)

I'll hammer a clock with my legs.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)

name that tune!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

hide

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

I'm gonna come across your face in a minute

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

* Fwap

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)

and that is where it should have stayed

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

*sets off Fireworks, has a parade, and names a new Public Holiday after TOS*

Edit: you're a bloody star, sir...

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)

You dirty bastard.

Did you climb up or do you just have good aim and particularly pressurised testes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

Pass the mop will you?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)

I thought it smelled of bleach in here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)

*rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble*

They're comming.......

Run, just run.

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

Anyway... what are Horse Carrots?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)

horses that have been turned into carrots

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)

Horse carrots are big, irregularly shaped orange carrots, sometimes with splits in them.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

boring!

;)

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

Yea like I wanted a sensible answer...

Use your imagination man!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)

carrots that have lost their voice

and can't spell

...or make very funny jokes.

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

WOW REALLY?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)

Ha ha ha... I Like that (what are they?)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)

Charlie and Sid :)

/lil dux

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)

Awww! ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

almost too good to eat

almost....

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

they must go

'meep!' when they speak...

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)

the other one mumbles :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)

oopsy....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)

Theres one at the bottom of conduit road that says

"STOP

eating animals"

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

ha!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

haha!

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enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)

headline lolz

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

Brill

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)

Ha ha!!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)

SMEEEEEEEEEEE G

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

But Sir!

That means we'll have to change the lightbulb...

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Rincewind, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)

Best RD line

evar

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OldWhit, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

hahahahaha

I knew she reminded me of someone

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

This is a female aardvark.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

Hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

haha

i've got the rough design for my tattoo :)
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/tribasnake.jpg
now i can choose which pattern looks best :D

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weaver., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

Needs more CDC

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

I like that

nicely done!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

Needs more self-fellating dragon

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

this

and mushrooms

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

needs more Chuck Norris kicking your grannie's head clean off

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

or arnold schwartzenshaver

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

Have you got that fairy thing done yet?

Or was it not you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

he did the fairy thing, now his anus is bleeding

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

First women, now the gays.

You're such a fucker, Flopsy :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)

*dirty flopperkisses*

mwa mwa

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

NO NO NO

I'll catch the bigotry and probably racism. :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)

awww I'm not a racist

I'm just a bit selective.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

Your pants say 'No blacks, yids or gypos.'

That's quite selective.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

it was me :)

it's on the to do list, along with another 2 tattoos

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weaver., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

needs more chavskin

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

True

I likes my chavs branded for easy hearding

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

I've been thinking of getting a tattoo for about 4 years now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)

but you will look like a mong

with chav dna

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

wot u talkin bowt m8

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weaver., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

you get a clicky because you draw yours yourselfe

but peeps who get a tattoo from a book (like the love mum stuff, or names of ex-lovers to be) it's pretty chavvie.

But now I have to leave you fine specimens of healthy interweb mutants. Have a nice evening all!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)

a small tattoo, that would really mean some thing to me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

Oh my word, yes!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

Those kids are going to be so messed up...

Tried to stay out of this one, doesn't matter how much I dislike her, cancers a bitch of a way to go.

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

It's like Amilyn's staking in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (original film)

Long, drawn-out, melodramatic.

Why can't they just let her die quietly and with a shred of dignity instead of reporting on every last dying breath?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)

hahaha!

jesus

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mutated monty, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

Cobra on a mf'n ____ !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

Snake PatTruck's Way?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

Im cold and im hungry, and im in dundalk

i got no bus fare, i gotta walk
its raining soup and i've got a fork
where be my campervan

/Half man half biscuit fan blog

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

St Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland

very nice :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

*touches nose*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

here we are in a county Claire and it's a long long way from here to there,,,,

there's a Dutchman, playing the Mandolin... and so on and so on.

Might get to see Christy in May!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

Have you ever seen him before?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

yes

once - he was very very good

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

Awesome.

I saw him a few years back :) He made me all happy face :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)

Snakes on a lorry?

Starring Coolio as Samuel L jackson?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

Fucking Hyperspace, baby!

Proxima Centauri size.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

WHOA

*holds on for dear life*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)

*seizes opportunity for hug*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)

Oh, you are a one.

There is always hug opportunities for you, lovely.

We have to decide on a lunch place. We need meats and merriment....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

This is a lunchtime thing, yes?

Or early evening?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'm thinking lunchish.

Say 2 o'clock, if that's good for you and his nibs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)

I'll sort us somewhere lovely to go.

*plans*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

Well you don't have to do everything

I don't want to put on you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

I say!

Chance would be a fine thing!

It's no problem, pickle.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

*hug* well let me know if you want to let me do anything

I know you're a busy bunchkin.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

Just gaz me a date, and I'll sort from there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

Let me check with Tombles first

Otterby, are you up for whenever?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

Weekends are open, weekdays I could probably get off

If I can't I just wont turn up for work

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

Awesome, that makes my job easier

my job being co-ordinating men to move about London.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

And I shall gaz a fig.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

Are you coming for food?

I'll eat your meat.

I mean, I'll eat the meat you order if you order any.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

Huh?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

DO YOU WANT TO COME TO LUNCH

WITH ME AND JPG AND TOM O'BEDLAM AND EARL OTTERBY?

Thank fuck you're pretty. ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

Depends when and where. I'm not the best company in the world, and I tend to get lost real easy.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

Well if you change your mind let me know

and I'll come to whichever station you get chucked out at and squire you about Town.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

Superb. Let me know when and I'll see what I can arrange.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)

Hokay.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

You get lost easily?

Seriously?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

My sense of direction is appalling.

IT'S CUTE. OKAY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

I do too

luckily for me, men like giving me directions.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

*resists obvious innuendo*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

I'll send you a list of places it's not

don't go there!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)

I can't promise anything.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)

1) Spain

2) Edinburgh
3) Scotland
4) The Highlands and Islands
5) Chessington World of Adventures
6) Borchester Land
7) Hull world of Adventures

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)

You're denying me access to Chessington? No way, man. I can't handle that, man. No way, man.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

the adventure is over

for you at least... you can go to Cessington Land of Leather

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

It's hard work, isn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)

The beautiful people

I don't know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

GRUMBLE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

Sorry - nothing meant by it...

It's just a curious thing, that's all.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)

is the offer still open?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

If you want to attend you're more than welcome to, as far as I'm concerned!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

:), tell me where and when, and I will be there

In a better mood

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)

^ seconded...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

Merry Burgerland

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)

It's quite a happy place

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

I want actual meat, not reconstituted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

ha ha ha

but not too happy...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

I approve

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)

I'm glad.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

Needs more raccoon boobs?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

You don't get raccoon boobs in hyperspace

That's just common knowledge...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

They're just in your miiiiiind.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

Mindfuck

Pass the cheese!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

THEY LIED WHEN THEY SAID THERE'S NO AIR IN SPACE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)

Lose the Purple Trifle, and I think you're there!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

*slaps around a bit*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

oooh I like that

do it again!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

You big tart!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)

Mmmm - Custard!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)

hehehe....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

I just put this here to mention it... my screen is 3200 by 1200 and it's very hard to get wallpapers which fit... interesting that isn't it?

Anyway - THAT IS SUPER WOOOOOOOOOoooooo - you blow my mind (69 times)

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

forkin hell

your desk must be huge!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

it's the double duo screen setup init

it makes me 33% less productive.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

3200 px wide, you say?

Edit: *link snipped*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

you're a gentleman and a scholar

... possibly an acrobat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

Eeeeeek, texture stretching!

You need to fiddle about with your UV settings.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

It was a q & d resize,

Just to keep the Prof happy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

I am happy

it looks spanky

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

I meant the textures of some of the tendrill things.

Because the object is a lot longer than it is wide, whatever program you are using is mostly likely just mapping the textures on the assumption is roughly square shaped. Really noticible on the purple and pink ones.

You can fiddle about with the UV mapping coordinates so it maps the texture roughly evenly.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)

Ta for the tip, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

I have some 5697x2126 scans from an Okami illustration book if you want them.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

I do I do I do.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

hell yeah

:D

although I'm a bit of a tart for Mr. Grunton's work...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

Well I can't put the entire book up because it's like one and a half gig.

But I'll zip the three exceptionally wide ones up and send the link to anyone who wants them.

I could have sworn I had a massive one of all of Orochi's heads aswell but I don't know where that's gone.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

you're a gent sir

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

mmmm, rock

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)

Several from the sun, yes indeed...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)

*falls over*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

*helps back up*

There you go, lad.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

Thank you!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

I fell again :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

01189998819991197253

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)

Come along, young 'un...

*helps up again*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

Anoshur beeehhhhrrrr, tshankfffffyooohhhhh.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

Not so much "string theory"...

...as "socking great big ropes theory".

Much Woo to you!

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)

And many thanks to you, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

Now with added clickage

*Ahem* Because I forgot before.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

Yes!

Bless you, Prodge!

How the new job going, btw?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

it's.....alright I guess :]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)

That sounds a little 'undecided'...

You ok?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)

yea..better than being on the dole

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)

Too true.

*supportive claps on the shoulder*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)

Clive rules!

(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

Now I feel hyper and spaced . . . just the way I like it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

The only way to fly...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

WOO to you!

Grunty! *Click* I shall have that in my dream tonight if I may? :D

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Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)

No! You shall dream about coats and strange hairs again.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

Yours for a mere fourpence, sir

Oh, since it's you, go on then....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)

Whoa!

/keanu blog

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)

SPACE ROPE PROXIMITY ALERT!

awesome, grunty!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)

*alarm bells*

Ooopsy!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)

Man, where were you in 1975?

I cannot imagine how much fun it would have been to... Translation- we did drugs. It was fun. This is better.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)

Trippin' The Light FONTastic : D

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--- ---, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)

Nicely done

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

I for one welcome our new dancing flamey font overlords!

Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

^this

Im fully converted

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)

you bloody softies give up too soon

*rages against the dying of the light*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

hahah

*breaks out the AK47s*

you HAVE got the ammo haven't you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

better than that!

I've made my own ammo!

I hope it fits :D ... it should do, I got Grunty to design and render it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)

I missed that episode of Blue Peter, I have to say

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

it was a special one

Black Ops Peter.., you can only see it if you look at the television out of the corner of your eye, otherwise it looks like an episode of Hollyoaks (only it's an episode of Hollyoaks without any lasses in it!!!)(not that the lasses are that much of a draw really...).

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

i liked the one when they built the hydrogen bomb

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

"... and here's one I made earlier..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)

on last week's show we'll showed you how to make a time machine

... but here's one I'll make later

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)

You've created a time paradox!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)

you loon

I hurt from laughing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)

machine. Unexpectedly I invented a time

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)

that's very good

it looks like something from the children's television workshop

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)

ooooh, I do like that!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

Ron Silver is dead

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7945589.stm

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)

There's subliminal messages in there! :o

(Fly Projector, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)

Woooooo!

I'm not awake yet. But this is cool.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)

Dirty devil

Click for bigger (84 kb)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

See, cosplay IS sort of cool.

Ciggy time!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

downloads.khinsider.com/wallpaper/1024x768/964-dungeon-keeper-010-veqbs.jpg

www.m4rko.com/section/dungeon_keeper/gfx/Dungeon_Keeper.jpg

uhu hmmmmm.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

nice thighs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

*saves to personal folder*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

Apparently you can download that for free now.

I am quite tempted, but I think I'd rather live with the memory of it being good than replay it and realise my memories were liars.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

Your spamlink is fail

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)

there is some good stuff at gog.com

not all free as with most abandonware sites, but it's all legal, and the games more recent. It is cheap though

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

It's still great IMO

but it is hard to get running on today's systems.
if you liked DK then this is huge fun.

www.codemasters.co.uk/overlord/index.php

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

OVerlord is wooo

and they are currently developing part 2 :D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)

I liked it, up until the final part of the game with the fucking terrible and impossible bosses and flying things.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)

that's true

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)

A month or two ago I've played it again.

Love those Bullfrog titles.....they should make a new Syndicate wars or genewars....damn you EA!!!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)

that is a crap helicopter costume

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

Hahahaha!

Woo you crazy mad fool!

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Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

hold it right there, buddy!

utf-8 is an encoding scheme, not a character set.

for this joke to work it should read "ISO/IEC 10646 Compliant".

⌨ ☺☻☺

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)

Damn those script layout pranksters

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sinisterduck, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

when Brian does quiet, it is creepy and sinister

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

Hahaha!

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

BRIAN! YOU'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR GUITAR!

(and your trousers)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)

Lawks A Lordy!

*spluffs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

hehe I thought the same thing when I saw it..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)

and i'm done :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

need some tissues?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

no, its ok, I got it out the window

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

That's pretty hard to do

when driving

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)

He appears to have his left bollock hanging out?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

Why is it always quesions in your replies?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)

Sorry.. have a command

VOTE FOR THIS NOW OR I WILL SNAP YOUR COCK OFF!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

I did that already!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

Ewww, that's given me the fear!

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)

Oh Christ.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

Fabulous!

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Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahah

Marvilush! *Click!*

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Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!

that's not right.... nooooo.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)

Is that the Robert Webb thing?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

Yep!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)

O_O

Good lord

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

*shudders*

it's that little crease of flesh at the top of the left leg which gets me going

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)

Quite the gams on ol' Brian there...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

OOOOOH LA

this is great

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)

"WELCOME TO MY DUNGEON" !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)

SPELLCASTING

W.O.O.

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Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

why thank you !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

welcome, watchers of illusion

to the basement of confusion

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

LOL

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)

Hahaha

I saw the folder pic on the news, and I knew it would be on here when I got in. I love you guys

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)

Bill no, wait, nooooooooooo!!!

are you on my steam friends list?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)

The eye covering mask is needed here.

So you don't die from seeing him.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

Thats it put the helmet on

and now put this helmet in your mouth

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)

*spits out coffee* LOL *chokes*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)

hahaha, awesome :D

ugh, it's only a level one wall monster...
I AM OGARTH OF LEGEND!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

cheers!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)

hahaha

office LOL!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

hells vets eye car

ahem cough splutter

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

Eye car

Hello all :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

Noon Earl

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

Hello Wobbly

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

please advise as to a time and place where we can meet in person

the closer to a cookwear shop the better

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

hee hee

nice

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

That vet looks like my dentist

suddenly it all becomes clear

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Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

For that, you get a musical spang.

I wasn't going to post this. But you have gone way over the line! :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=baEiu2NCDek

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

Indiana Franklin

Higher Quality

(iamgoingtohell, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

sockittomesockittomesockittomesockittomesockittomesockittomesockittomesockittome

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

*socks*

just a little bit

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

hehe

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

That image you were interested in is coming along nicely

only doing a bit every now and then, but doing it properly
Shouldn't be long now :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

Special Files?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

all my files are special

/I lend them to shifty looking Austrians for concealment

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

Here they are...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

Haha - you don't know how appropriate that is

The other Mr the Clownfish works for a company very much like that.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

Tourettes?

What the fucking fuck is fucking tourettes you cock?

* Today I hit 10k and discovered next weeks challenge

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

We have a regular guest at the hotel where I work - name of Stephen Tourette

It's all I can do stop myself ringing him and shouting: "HOW'S YOUR FUCKING ROOM?"

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

haha. Marvelous.

is he a sign writer?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yne16-eTl5Y

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)

Haha! Excellent.

And yay for subtitles
*in silent office*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

I thought about it today actually for some reason :)

Nay hurry :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

imposter!!!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

bows

why did it have to be bows?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

Today, I have discovered the awesomeness of Ben&Jerry's "Half Baked" ice cream

It is highly nyomable.
And last I saw, was 2 for £5 at Sainsbury's.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

FUCK YEH

I wanted to do an experiment and see if the cookie dough could actually be baked in the oven - but everytime I have a tub of the icecream I nom it up before I can try it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

*harrison snort*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

dear god no!

he was getting raped and I did nothing!

*cries*

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)

I was cold I was naked were you there? Were you there?

I was cold, I was naked, were you there?

And the creed and the colour and the name won't matter, were you there?

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Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)

Almost Kitty time.

(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

It's always kitty time. Else I get grumpy.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

sorry grunty - this has no meaning

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

do you stroke or beat the kitty?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

I think you are supposed to juice them

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

or milk them with flaming hammers of doom

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)

One two three o'cock, four o'cock clock

five six seven o'cock, eight o'cock clock
nine ten eleven o'cock twelve o'cock clock
we're going to cock, around, the clock tonight!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

I was singing that as well!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

sounds fun to me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

Still another 4 danglywinkles to go

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

Ahahahaha!

I'm going to use that.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

: (

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

9 letters. RETARDOUT

Susie says: "Yep, it's there. "Retardout: Like "freakout", but more retarded."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

DEAR TROUT?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)

with absolutly no help at all from the internets

tortured
outrated
outtrade

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

Very good

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

I lied about the no help bit

but it made me feel like a king for a brief moment.

The high was worth the low that followed

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

You'd have gotten away with it too

if it wasn't for your pesky misplaced sense of morals

I almost put perky misplaced sense of morals then, which isn't the same thing at all

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

we know, Griffy, we know

*pats head*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)

I bite

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

I no!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)

Have this unrelated pea

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

ZOINK!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

Yea and why are you so badly drawn?

Also: W.T.F.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)

*claps* you're very good

my best one I've ever done is zenith. Not the biggest word I've done but the best.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

a great word too

as is zebraic

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

TUDOR EATR

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

your cock has a finger nail

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

All lesbian ones do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

You mean yours doesn't?

(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

Never get a hand-job from a leper.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

Ahaha

(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

I tend to avoid lepers anyway

... or, indeed, almost anyone with a communicable disease from the bible or the middle ages.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

racist

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

it's not racism as much as I have very little in common with them

... so what would we talk about?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

You could ask them if they have any problems with dandruff

or something.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

are you mad?

that goes against almost every social grace I would care to mention... we have to talk about the economy and what they do for a living... how's begging being hit by the recession... and so on and so on... no no no.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

Don't insult them though, they're liable to give you the finger

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)

I got smallpox once.

That's the last time I do my foodshopping in the 1360s.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

upside down clock?

/impotence blog

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

"...thime is it?"

"erm... knob o'kittin...."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

quarter past willy o'fluff.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

willy fluff is a no-no

remember boys - try to keep your willies clean!

hello missus - how's the day been going?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

Pretty bloody good, all things told.

I have been wielding a sledgehammer, and have removed best part of the bathroom wall :)

You alright? Any luck with your tweed?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

I'm not so bad thanks

except I've just been sent a paper to circulate for tomorrow's committee meeting.

*harumph*

never mind.

Also - 8 days to go on the tweed front. *tingles*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

also also also

should you be wielding sledgehammers and things in your state? Hammering for two is allowed is it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

Make lots and lots of paper aeroplanes and throw them down the stairs.

Paper circulated. Job done.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)

Kitteh party teim.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

I'd be cool jazz kitty on the chair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

nice!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

you're listening to the boy from the big bad city

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

Old Joke

bindun shirley??

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

hurghhhhhhhhh!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

nurghhhhhhhhhhh

ahhhhhh

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

Ooooooh..

a penny.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

thats mine!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

Fine! >:(

It tasted funny anyway.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

not bin laundered

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

why is your username so?

edit: I just checked your profile!

edit 2: and I love your bastard colleagues QOTW story!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

HEHE made me smile

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

ur cursor all rong.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

hahaha

*grips seat*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

use the gel

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

breathing in, then breathing out into your mouth without opening it

and recycling that used air works, I find. Obviously replace the air at some point other wise you'll die.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

*passes out on the toilet*

*sues*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

*sweeps AND sootys*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

Ah no :C

I don't want to be the panda :C

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

YES YOU DO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

FINE, BUT I WONT WEAR THE COSTUME.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

YES YOU WILL.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

Piss.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

If you're a good boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

*wanders off in an erotic daze*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

:D you're talking to me, Holmes

it's what happens.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

*applauds*

*gooses*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

*bows* *leaps* *pushes playfully*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

I pat myself on the head with increasing force, personally.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Dr Ketchup.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Valsalva manoeuvre ftw

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DogHorse plop, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

I never realised it was an actual thing till now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

pffft :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

hahahaha

But remember - only bears grunt.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

I fucking knew it!

Edit: ahhhhh, could have posted in the thread below if I'd seen it :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

'raping for dummies'

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

arf

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WormuIus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

he loves it

the one about the kids getting under your feet...

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

hahaha

his autobiography?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

hehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

Hahahaha...

Winner!! :D *clicked*

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Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

Cheers ninj...

but look down there...
|
|
V

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

Maybe there's a picture of his daughters

growler in that book and he's licking the pages

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

Hah, the wombats told me first...

www.b3ta.com/board/9277344

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Argghhh it's happening again!

I never saw your post, honest guv!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

lol

I don't get it, everyone knows his rotten face...why hide it now?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

his last botox treatment went wrong

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

he looks like a negro ?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

he's insane?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

He's wearing a particularly uncomplimentary shade of lipstick?

Or maybe he realised the Judge is wearing the same shade of eyeliner. Oh, the embarrassment!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

hahaha

Book Spang!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

HAHA. Thumbs up 'n' click.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

hahaha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

Excuse for a pea!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

...stay on target!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

so much for using the fucking force!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

Use the instruments, Luke! That's what they were made for!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Rebel Pit Lane telemitry team

Ross Brawn - "you lot are sacked - we're using the force from now on"

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

Fucking Force.

A team of promiscuous superheroes?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

HAHA

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Cover me, Porkins!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

hahahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

harrrararararar

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

hahahahhahhahah! either that, or its a Cat book

sssnnnnnnniiiiffffffff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

Raaawr

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)

I don't think he likes his fruit hat.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)

It's a carnivore

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)

He's being very ungrateful

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

Hello from my phone

I can now log on from my phone. See you properly at 4

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

i-i-i-i-i-i like it very much

/carmen miranda moment

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

Cannot click hard enough

Woo!

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littlefish I like cheese, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)

A little early I know..

but the shops have been selling chocolate eggs for months now

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

Which led to me being confused and buying 4 yesterday

thinking it was next week or something. Damn Jesus eggs, they'll be in my cupboard for ages now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

I have a Cadbury's flake one in the back of my car slowly melting

stupid impulse buy
and stupid sunny weather for melting my egg

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

These better not melt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

It'll be safer if they do melt

I have injured my jaw many times trying to bite into easter eggs. They are completely the wrong shape to be food.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

one of ladywoman's housemates buys them to eat like normal chocolate.

why?

because... "it tastes better than normal chocolate"

fucking IDIOT

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

* Was that last bit a self observation?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

let me guess, was that yet another autocomplete?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

* Was that last bit a self observation?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

I eat them instead of normal eggs

because... they taste better than normal eggs.

I can't even lie about that on the internet. I FUCKING LOVE NORMAL EGGS.

Sorry eggs.

I love eggs.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)

pffft

"love eggs"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)

haha oh yes...

also

Wie heisst Kartoffeln die liegen seit Jahren im Keller?

Pommes Fritzl...

Selbst-geschriebne-schlechtes-Deutsch-Witze fdG

/ninja

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)

is "hahaha" the same in German?

if so - hahaha

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

Es gibt keinen "hahaha" auf Deutsch.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

Well, that's what I thought.

But I wasn't sure. Just pretend I left it in English.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

hahaha

in der letzte Zeit, meene beste Freundin heult einfach wenn ich Witze mache... ich weiss nicht genau woran dass liegt... Ich stell langsam fest dass ich entweder böse und nicht lüstig bin, oder sie ist humorlos.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

Für die meisten Dingen, haben mein Partner und ich der gleichen Sinn für Humor

Aber der findet mein UK DVDs schrecklich. Ich habe ihn "Nümberwang" gespielt (die auf Deutsch) und ich dachte, der wird mich dafür verlassen

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)

in these times of ubiquitous political correctness, many people seem to be appalled by our sick b3ta humour :(

but at least my girlfriend shares it, so all is well here :D

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

heh

yes... to add to it, she came round to watch a film at the weekend, and when I was in the toilet, she decided to look at some of my photoshops, and came across a JJ-pisstake-squirrel-with-tits that I sketched.

She only mentioned it some hours later... "ich hab etwas auf deinen Rechner gefunden dass mich ziemlich verstört hat..."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

hahahaha

how would one even start to explain something like that?
- Hometiem! see ya (maybe) later

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)

'nabend!

see you later perhaps

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)

it's more like HAR HAR HAR

and one has to march to it
/may be untrue

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

needs more canned laughter

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

\o/ :D

Vor einen Paar Monaten habe ich ein Ei genommen und das mit Ziffern beschriftet - und dann meinen Partner erzählt, dass ich jetzt ein Eiphone besitze. Der fand es lüstig, also - ERFOLG!

In anderen Nachrichten:

www.clipfish.de/video/246890/klofrau-mit-geschaeftssinn/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

Haha, the ei phone would also work in Dutch ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

hahaha excellent video

also, a warm SCHPANG for the Eiphone joke :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

Pfffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

and then he says "yes you did, you invaded poland"

is this untranslatable?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

hmmm, your german could be a bit better by now, couldn't it?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

haha

verpiss dich.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

Gleich,

ist fast Feierabend! :D

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

yüchüüü!

hab echt keen Lust mehr auf arbeiten.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

You love egg?

www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/eggsong

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

*clicks for later*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)

It's true! It's seasonal and therefore better :)

And hush you, Mr. reflectoporn.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)

those eggs are shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

^ Fact!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

"in australia they celebrate the death of christ the same way we do

by giving our children chocolate eggs and tell them a giant rabbit brings them"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

Arf!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

haha! wonderful

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

hahahaha

fucking hell

it's taken THIS long

:D

have a *cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)

hahahahahaa

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

Pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

Oh God

hahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

it just goes to show that you can't be too careful!

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new_matt, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

Hahaha ah shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)

Joke of the day!

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

hee hee

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

What kind of font matching algorithm are you using?

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

cheers

work LOL

(Chojin doesn't know what day of the week it is, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

*AAAAAAAHhahaahha*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)

Hehehe

iconic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

Q&D

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

Why is the copper on the left taking a peak and his johnson?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)

Why oh why is this not on the front page?

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)

So simple

Yet so brilliant!

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

hahahaha

....when I type 'hahaha', it rarely means i'm actually laughing out loud.

it does this time.

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)

I couldnt help but notice`

as he was walking through court yesterday, how much it looked like he was just reading a really good book.

i see people like that all the time walking along the platform at my train station.

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

Haha, nice

I don't like that 4chan are championing this though.
*clicks*

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

needs a flicky tongue

coming out of the hole

(plankton, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)

wie Herausforderung Sie mich verspotten!

Sie Bündel Internet-bastard! There' s-Raum in meinem Keller für die ganze Sie!

B3ta bumsend, denken Sie Ihr so lustiges.

(Bumsend? Eh? Possibly...)

(josef fritzl is sporting the spring/summer '09 folder look, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)

hahahah

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Grampa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)

I know, I know.....I'm sorry

Elizabeth Fritzel was on her way into Court this morning when the Judge asked her if she’d had a fry up for breakfast.

‘Yes’ she said to the Court, ‘how did you know’?

‘Because you’ve got some Daddies sauce on your chin’.

(dirtbox, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

Too old for the internet?

looks like Josef Pretzel hasn't quite grasped the idea behind Facebook

(TomJoad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)

Great and everything but, He's not actually a paedophile.

(B3taByter Meh, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)

aren't easter eggs really late near easter time

surely this should be made in december :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

haha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

Hahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

hehehehe :)

*click*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

Ha! That gets a click.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)

haha

haha

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)

hahahaha!

i fucking love this.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

We like this... although you have knocked my fez over my eyes!

* Today I hit 10k and discovered next weeks challenge

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

Hahaha I had the source of this saved somewhere to do something in a similar vein

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

I love FezMonks...

best of all the animals!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

holy shit jesus!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

Easter? PAH!

We've already started our strategy for Christmas :(

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

well if that's where they come from, I dont want any.

*amends easter list to include more toblerone and no eggs*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

Toblerone FTW

Made myself sick on one of those last weekend, it was wonderful.

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

aaahhh... I had a few days of uni (blimey, now this is about 4/5 years ago)

and bought a stack of white toblerones from woolies on the cheap, and spent my time playing golden eye and making myself quite sick... Ah, those were the days....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

its amazing how his arse wraps them as well

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)

Quit pooin' eggs, Jesus.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)

yay for chocolate god chods!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

Regret...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

Uh-oh! I feel some poetry coming on!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

Darth Jesus needs to get out in the sun more.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

He'll catch his death of cold without his hat on

And his toes will get wet, unless he's wearing vaders.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

VE ONLY VILL BE FISHINK VIZ ZER VADERS ON.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

ooff

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

Ooooh!

I say!

*clickety-clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

thanks!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

here's a 'thing' for you...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

YES!

how do you do these things? they blow my mind!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)

Just mucking about with 3D stuff...

I have tried to answer this question whenever you asked me in a thread - honestly I have - I'm sorry that I always seem to miss you....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

haha

sorry i missed the info, they are spectacular thought, my wallpapers innit!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

^This^

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)

this is what the german space nazis installed on the moon for the reptilians

it's all true! catnipp has the documented made up story!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

Once again, I can't fault anything in this explanation.

*shakes Mr Meats firmly by the hand*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

indeed

read more with my DVD "Discomeats makes up some complete shite" for only $24.99

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)

tap tap tap

www.b3ta.com/board/9277238

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

\o/ Oh, pickle - I'm so pleased for you :D

Right, get here, asap - we need to celebrate!!!

I mean it!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

:D lunch, you, me and Tom in April?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

Absolutely!!

*is already looking forward to it*
*does tigger thing*

\o/
I'm so pleased for you, pickle - it's the best news ever!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)

*hug* thanks ever so much, kitten

Ciggy time for sure now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

*jealouses*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

You get hugs with ALL the limbs, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

I do rather enjoy those :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

*faxes airmiles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

I'm in USA most of April, schweets :(

Not sure if I can make the May bash either :( *glums*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)

woooo!

*biggest hug evah*

:)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

:D thanks my sweetie!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

The Dark Lord of the ~~Sith~~ Fish.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

"i remember when all this was forests"

"then we killed those fucking ewoks, pulled the trees down and turned it into costa del vader"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

mmmmh white creme egg with strawberry filling

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

is that a solid chocolate cape? I WANT ONE!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)

haha! oh yeah!

it looks like chocolate! *eats*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)

Further Adventures

Previously
www.b3ta.com/board/9233097
www.b3ta.com/board/9139640
b3ta.com/board/9114844

(brain_blessed, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

goat fucker?

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Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

Yeah!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

any reason why?

other than why not? and why dutch?

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Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

llama, man, LLAMA

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

OK, i think i musta missed summat...

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Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

Do you have a job of some sort?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

Ooh I like these adventures

it's the first I've seen of them.

They look like Ant and Dec!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

Cheers

(brain_blessed, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

That Josef Fritzl - what is he like?!

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

Shit!

He's got a chineye!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

"chin chineye chin chineye chin chin chineye"

"he's been raping daughters for as long as he can be"

mary poppins was a really scary film.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

hahaha!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

say what you like about him

he's a fucking great interior deocrator

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

I have to say, securicor could learn a lesson from him.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

do they need a decorator?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

securicor could learn a lesson from anyone

let's face it :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

securicor? I'm waiting for hollywood to get thier hands on his story

It woudl make for a good Panic Room 2 type thing

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

he's using his rape eye well there

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

his folder is looking at me funny.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9276990

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new_matt, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

haha!

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

Nice screen-name!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

Ta!

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

Hehehe

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

Why are you asking us?

You're the one that spent years in a basement with him!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

He wasn't much of a talker

try as I might.

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

The hypocrisy.

If a woman has seven kids by different fathers, the world goes mad.

If a woman has seven kids by the same father, the world goes mad.

What's a girl to do?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

get instained in ar

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

Eh?

Is that youngperson you're talking?

/does not speak youngperson

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

to form a babby, you must instain the woman

to prevent the father (whom one would typically have parry) from his loss, you must kill the chrilden who cannot figth back.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

It's even worse!

They cannot frigth back!

They are taking the three babby back to New York too a lady to rest.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)

it is most sad story

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)

*bananaspfffftts*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)

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harpski, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

pfft

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

file eye for the rape guy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

Is that his criminal file

he's holding?

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mikeyyy, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

Bet he's got a copy of the Sickipedia in that folder

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)

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