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[challenge entry] actual gimpage used in this:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Why is it always Jizz in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
5. Plant Mary Poppins in Cardiff
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
6. Implicate a fellow b3tan on a charge of internet grooming
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Hmmm, why is that link purple?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Cab for Tosser!

Did anyone call a cab for TOSSER!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# It's pronounced Tozer!

And no.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# You say Tozer - I say Tosser
Whatever!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# 3. Lyrics
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Borrrring song
A boring song!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Yes, finally!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
TJ: Anyone seen Re-Animator?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# It's fucking hilarious :D
I love this bit.
INTESTINES!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ha ha win
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I doned a painting

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Yay fluffy clouds! Roger Dean rock formations!
Is that a great big nose on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
#
I thought there was a giant stone sculpture of Kenneth Williams on the right too.

woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Oooh! Very nice!
Reminds me of some aboriginal artist I was watching a program about whose name I can't remember now! I think his first name was Paul though. Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Lully chantrel mushrooms
Yum yum!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# You Receive A Click From DrZaarlon
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# smashin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# ooooh
very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# That's arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# it's those mushrooms again!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Ooooh
nice. you've been to Zangarmarsh. *clickity*
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# It's like the front cover of Dune
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Mushrooming to the clouds !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# That's Great!
* It's a shame there is not Mushroom for Henry it it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# more of this lully stuffs
woo i say
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] you's will hate me for this
(J0hnD0e, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Oh bloody hell
Well played sir
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# are we on the cricket pitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# H aha ha!
But sadly the Rossi no longer has his pony tail :(

Rock is Dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# he keeps it in a jar of thamaldahyde
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I'll keep you in a jar of Formaldahyde
in a minute if you're not careful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# you dropped this...
"mi' laddo"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# you're mistaken - I think you'll find its roaming wild and free

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# :)
b3ta, an image for every occasion
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# it's the Cliton cards of t'internet
;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Silly ponytella del rossi.
Those are not pissflaps.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# A jar of thalidomide?
that'll be no good for a nice long pony tail.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I typoed, but now it's too late
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# working on 1st vec from actual photo

click for big (408k)
previously 1 / 2 / 3 / 4
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Hi Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# i am not dave
or at least i don't get the reference :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Dave always did a car
but he wasn't you
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Haha.
Best explanation ever. What ever happened to Dave? Is he still around?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Dave's not here man
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# That
looks rather nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Dorking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# upper dicker
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Embankment
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# baker street, and i'm playing my roadworks card
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# i'd feel bad, it's not really instructions
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I would not worry about it.
Challenge is to find instructions on google then make them funny. Everybody has already ignored it so shop a kitten and compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha
^ this
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ulterior motives revealed in leaked memo:


and this is as good as it's gonna get
(from me, anyways)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Make everyone the police so no one has a clue what the hell is going on anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Nice one Beau Bo D'Or ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# i only wish i had his talent
edit: where has bobo gone? haven't seen any of his work in ages
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Oh don't be silly!
Yours is fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# i just gazzed you you cunt
read and enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Cheers you cunt!
I can barely adam and eve it is finally here! Opinion imminent....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# haha
I was expecting the same
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# :D
Get over it Beau Bo! No-one cares about your hatred anymore! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# he has been lining his pockets for years
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Which Philip K Dick book, would you suggest to someone who hasn't read any of his books?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# any of the Janet and John series?
sorry, haven't read any of his books. heard of him
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# read all of them, so much blood shed in them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Ubik : SAFE WHEN USED AS INDICATED
/autocomplete, but relevant to your interests.

It's very weird.

I've also read 'Dr Bloodmoney', but wasn't so impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# it isn't wanky sci-fi is it?
I'm after sci-fi which isn't up its own arse, or am I asking to much?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I'm impressed with his lack of what I think is called 'information dumping'
which is where characters spout long paragraphs of information at each other about some technology/alien race/galactic civilisation.

But he does have a kind of old-fashioned style to his writing sometimes. I think his stuff has aged a lot better than other 'classic' sci-fi, though.

I don't think that it's too wanky, no.

edit : for modern sci-fi, I quite like Adam Roberts - 'Salt', 'Wall', etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# so a bit like H G wells?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# As someone who has only relatively recently started reading
him, I would say Minority Report and Second Variety were my favourites.

However, if you're starting out, the film books may be a good place to start.

Like Do Androids dream of electric sheep, which became Blade Runner, and We can remember it for you wholesale which became Total Recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# this is the problem, I know so many of his books, via the films, I was having a hard time choosing which one to read
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Well it's a tough one,
what with him having written so many :)

I would suggest finding a book of the hilm you enjoyed most and starting with that. But I don't think it is gonna matter because you'll end up reading them all eventually anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Go for short-story collections
He's at his best in short stories. The novels can get a bit... extended. As if he didn't really know what was going on any more than you do. Not all of them, but certainly a significant number.

In a PKD short story you get about as much 'idea' as a novel (by mass) without too much extended plot. Hence why films are usually adapted from his short stories.

(I have a soft spot for Eye in the Sky, but I know it isn't considered a classic. I just think it's the perfect archetype of his novels)
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# They're making a film of Ubik aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I like my satire like I like my coffee
Vague and bland
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# And put EVERYTHING in a non-secure database
CCTV footage, emails, flight details, fingerprints, DNA, whatever they can.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Nite nite.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# of this I approve
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# that fucking film was fucking stupid
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fucking tard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
clickclickclickclickclickclickfuckyeahclickclickclickclickclickclick
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Awesome
Lolzors
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# i don't get it
but i like it
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9309275
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# i would say it was
ignorance. or indifference.
as resistance is futile
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# space volvo
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# They're boxy, but they're good!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I
cannot believe you have seen tha tmovie :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# AT&T
We're tired of taking your crap.

*clicks pic*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# It's about the only thing I remember in that movie as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# !!
but I thought you could quote any movie verbatim
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
#
but they're good! but safe
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# yeah. real safe
the stupid bitch that ploughed into the side of my car wasn't injured at all
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I know someone...
...who was exiting the A40 at Hillingdon in a 740 estate when he hit a stray cow.

Neither cow nor car were permanently damaged. Awesome.


(Guizmeaux, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Are those
harpoons on the sides? If so, awesome.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# nope.
Just pygmy ladders made from spare flagpoles.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Shame
Harpoons would make it even more awesome.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# are you missing the
rocket launcher roof rack?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Apparently
I was. It could still do with harpoons to make it awesome-r though.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# sure, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Space?
www.allnewsweb.com/page6676674.php

ALIENZ OMGHAHS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha
christ, that's some pretty desperate journalism right there
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Admittedly, I scoffed at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# With no spell checking, either:
" a multitude of departments house small nucleuses of employees working on"

edit: oh, wait. it's probably the american spelling, nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# brill
that's why the toyota yaris has taken over volvo's crown as 'most dangerous thing on the road'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Is that a smurf driving
or is he just a passenger?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# yes!
when i was a nipper i had a corgi space volvo. i used to think they were the most futuristic cars. though at some point, i realised they're the vehicular equivalent of a log cabin
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Wow
that is super awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] New Special Ops hand signals


CFB (136 kb)

Apologies if the pic is slightly messy, it's been a while since I used Photoshop
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# haha
grand. Lotta dancing involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Yeah
I just realised that. I blame the fact that I've got Never Wanted To Dance by MSI playing in the background when I made that.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hahahahahah!
*clicked* for the "everybody dance now" and "I'm doing a U turn"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Clicked for exactly the same reasons as theoriginalsteve
/theunoriginalguizmeaux
(Guizmeaux, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# luvverly
and similarly, here are some dance-floor shape-throwing instructions from Ancient Egypt.


(filthy re-post)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Now then
I am fairly sure I have seen this before.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
#
I think the text is different though

RTOAP?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# There is
a similar one out there that I know of. unconventional-airsoft.com/2003/01/15/hand-signals-defined/ - however, I've only borrowed the images from it and not the text.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Nice to see the Black&White Minstrels are still earning a living
And in uniform, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# You Sir
have made my day!
(The Liquorice Allstar I need cricket, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Source pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Source pics
www.airsoftgent.be/dbase/hands.htm

Those are also the proper hand signals as far as I'm aware.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# this is all of the win
more of these silly things
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I thought this compo was shit
but I think I may have shit myself laughing.

*click clicketty click click

Hahahahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Twisted Firestarter
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Half-hearted mashmash



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha
nicknocks? :D
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# nicknocks
to cover their mimsies
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# aah,
Nicknocks - i see
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# like nicknacknocks
but with Less Dawson ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Nicknackynoos??
If only when I was in hospital this happened
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahhahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# * Goes of to make his penis explode.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# give it a few days and the Iranians will produce "evidence" that drinking tea causes that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# HA HA HA
... god I need some sleep...

ha - related hospital wanks

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# see, that was your fault
got me thinking about having a nurses finger up ma dirtbox
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# don't do it!
it gives you haemorrhoids (sp?)

/personal experience blog

...and, 'nings!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Perfect spelling.

She was trying to stroke my appendix or somesuch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# ta.
wasn't sure.

and she must have fingers like ten concert pianists to reach your appendix from there...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I have that affect on people
whether I want to or not
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# The RHWs link does not work for me!
:-(

(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# shame - that's some quality trannies

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# BUT AT WHAT PRICE?!
what? Oh! £5 I see...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Surgeons bellend exposed!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# phwoar!
no wonder the weegies are always getting into fights
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ganoan pal, jist a wee chib in ma guts
ah fancy a wee shufty o'er yon nurses up the Western Infirmary, so ah dae.

or somesuch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I feel we should see more of the article
you cut it off just as it was getting interesting :(
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# damn my premature crop tool!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# haha yay
it's friday afternoon! it's drinking time yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# HaHaHa Aowwwch
Exploding cocks! That's gotta hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'll just leave this here and go for a beer


Well it is a TOAP challenge, and it is beer o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Now this is something special.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Awww shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# "If you are looking for trouble"...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# that Noah was a horny old goat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# What's wrong with Sark?
It is probably my favourite of the Channel Islands!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Indeed.
I have been there. It is a charming place.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Sark is a nice place....
I'm fully intending to go back there this year in fact...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Yeah, he only wanted to spend a penny.
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# arf
pfft
spang
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Inspired by a real sign in HK
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Oh, uh, good evening Officer.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# plectrums
and a 3.5mm jack? Odd paraphernalia!

Nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# he's clearly a roadie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
SkunkyMonkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Oh now this is really rather special :) *kerlick*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# naughty dog :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# your sig: is that a Twiki quote from Buck Rogers?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I DON"T DO COCAINE .....i just like the smell of it!
(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Or possibly:
"I'm telling you man, that's no plane, it's totally, like, a UFO or something"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# haha!
"oh, er... LOOK OVER THERE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# It's a Loris!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Woo 2 this!
(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# It's going to be better than any film ever made....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# 0_0
That chap on the left is giving me the eye
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# WTF?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# the guy on the right is hypnotic
and i think his moustache is sponsored by McDonalds
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# "Ayee" is what he is saying in a high-pitched voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# he looks
as if hes slowly and menacingly nibbling on a giant invisible burger. Or someones face.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# The guy on the right
is how I always imagine prison...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# oddly enough
The middle one is how I imagine it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# ive unwillingly had a bit of a 'prison day' yesterday
Saw bronson at the cinema, then lock up was on telly last night
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# haha
eh, what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Now that's menacing.
The one on the left looks a bit like the villain from Buckaroo Banzai. A bit lithgowy.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Poor Vagabond cannot drink this weekend as he is on antibiotics.
Other than suicide, what do the esteemed members of the board suggest I do with myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Frantic self abuse
While hidden in a wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Play?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# awwww
I have a collie looking at me with the exact same expression right now! (including tennis ball in mouth for bonus points)

Walk time I guess
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# perhaps he just wants to be your gimp?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# ha ha ha no
It's the prelude to the usual game of: me throwing ball, her running after it picking it up then NOT bringing it back
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# got the extra collars on eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Smoke weed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# it's only certain antibiotics that react badly with alcohol
experiment and see if yours is one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# They don't react badly in the slightest.
The only reason for not taking alcohol whilst on antibiotics is that the alcohol competes with the drug for the enzymes in the liver needed to metabolise it. The alcohol wins and this means that the antibiotic ends up going through the system without metabolising and ultimately being as much use as smarties.
No point taking antibiotics with drink because the drugs don't work.
Any other idea about being messed up whilst on both is urban myth.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Yes and no
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antibiotics#Alcohol
Well, no, really.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# My doctor drinks in my
pub and I remember having this conversation over booze.
I'm happy to take my hazy recollection of his word over Wiki anyday. ( I'd take any fact I heard in the pub before I'll take Wiki at face value ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I know you hate wikipedia
So here are the websites which wikipedia cites:
www.nhs.uk/chq/pages/871.aspx?CategoryID=73&SubCategoryID=103&r=1&rtitle=http%3a%2f%2fwww.nhs.uk%2fchq+-+871%3fCategoryID%3d73%26SubCategoryID%3d103
www.mayoclinic.com/health/antibiotics-and-alcohol/AN01802
You're right in as far as it's probably alright to drink on antibiotics, but wrong in that if they're rarer kinds, you'll end up puking. You're half-right that alcohol might make the antibiotics stop working, but again, it depends what they are, and usually it won't. (And I don't get the metabolising part - I mean, sure, you don't metabolise the antibiotics, but that just means they don't get broken down, so they'd keep working for longer, wouldn't they?)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I'm not a chemist so I'm out of my depth here
But I understand that the antibiotics make their way through your system at a set rate and the more of it going into your faeces the less effective it is. ( I think )

And I'm not saying it's ok to drink and take them. What would be the point? I'm just saying that there are many myths about it and only 5 or so antibiotics known to doctors to cause any kind of side-effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I guess the thing is
if you can't metabolise the antibiotic, it's like taking a bigger dose, and that might not be pleasant.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *recovers sense of humour*
"My doctor drinks in my pub and I remember having this conversation over booze."
Ha ha, he must have been on the metronidazole first. :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# No, that's wrong.
(Or at least dangerously incomplete).
See:
www.nelm.nhs.uk/en/NeLM-Area/Evidence/Medicines-Q--A/Which-oral-antibiotics-interact-with-alcohol/
(It's a .doc, I'm afraid. Try Google's HTML rendering of it).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hmmm, I didn't know that (to my shame :)
But it seems like one or more of:

a) Alcohol competes for detoxifying enzymes, so leaving more of the antibiotic around for more intense side-effects

b) Heavy drinkers produce more detoxifying enzymes, so the drug is less effective (is broken down faster)

c) Alcohol can increase the sedative effect of some drugs, but also the effects of alcohol can be increased by the same sort of competing for binding sites.

Phew! (from : www.steadyhealth.com/articles/Antibiotics___Alcohol__The_truth_and_myths_a144_f0.html)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I'm happy to concede that
there are a handful of antibiotics that can react with alcohol ( high blood pressure being the main effect I think ) but the absolute reason for not drinking is simply because it reduces their effects and you may as well not be taking them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# From the NHS NeLM:
"1. Metronidazole (AVOID ALL ALCOHOL)

Metronidazole can inhibit the metabolism of alcohol, so that metabolites build up in the body. These metabolites cause an unpleasant reaction characterised by symptoms such as flushing, nausea, vomiting, headache, hypotension, and palpitations (1-5). Not everyone is affected, but it is a common enough reaction for all people on metronidazole to be advised to avoid alcohol."

Metronidazole is certainly a commonly prescribed antibiotic.

The same document does say "Members of the public commonly believe that all antibiotics interact with alcohol. This is not true." They should have spelled "all" "ALL".
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# You are throwing words at me as though I suggested
that people should drink and take antibiotics. Far from it. I'm just disputing the misconceptions behind why you are told not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# It's nothing personal.
But the words "They don't react badly in the slightest" are wrong*, and might make someone ill if they acted on them.

(I agree with you that there are a lot of myths floating around on both sides).

(*: assuming we trust the NHS National electronic Library for Medicines (NeLM) as a competent authority. The Hedgehog From Hell, where are you? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# there's some
a very very small minority.. that actually react with the alcohol. My weekend plan for Mr. V was to see if it was one of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I hear autoasphyxiation is good
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# are
tangerines in season just now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# use a pomegranate
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# good call
clever old stick
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# MDMA is amazing
... or ... stay straight all weekend. Lazy Sunday morning where you can read the papers... Give Mrs Vagabond a 6 minute head start and then chase her...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# buy a cravat
and wear it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ...
catch the train somewhere lovely and go there...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Get you...
Full of jaunty weekend ideas :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I know
I'm finding it very hard to think of things that don't end up sitting in a Samuel Smith's bar pub putting the world to rights...

or naked on a tandem

I'd be very disappointed with myself if they weren't awesome ideas and I wasn't already drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ha ha
super stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# LEGO LAND!
... chessington world of disappointment...

see some of your friends who have children...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I have quite enjoyed lego land
but I was drunk.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# buy a pipe and some rough shag
stick one in the other and smoke!

Read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...

download and listen to as much Just a Minute as you can do...

try and stalk Melvyn Bragg...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# make a pin hole camera!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# .....!!! Now steady on
Are you reading my "to do" list? *awaits delivery of developing fluid*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# make a camera obscura in your living room!
then photograph the results
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# some sort of DVD marathon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# sell things on eBay
... make things to sell on eBay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# exit your house thorugh your front door
walk some distance and then STOP... turn slowly 360 degrees on the spot and find the tallest thing you can see on the horizon - go to it and climb it (this is how I ended up at the top of North Berwick Law!)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# haha, creepy!
slight TJ: For anyone listening to Radio 2 just now, did you hear Steve Wright say what I just heard?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# has Jonathan Ross done a poo on an ethnic minority granny?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# It was a slight mispronounciation
He meant to say "Seeing K. T. Tunstall tonight"

he actually said "Seeing K. T. Cuntstall tonight" before quickly correcting himself
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I think he was right first time
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# that's so wrong, I'm outraged! he's all racist and stuff, he should be fired! Raaaahhh raaahhh raahhh!
I think I'd make quite a convicing Daily Fail reader.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# K.T. Turnstile?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# oooh spill the beans?
*can't be boitherd to go to listen again
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Did he use the "R" word again?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I bet it was the "Y" word
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# This is all kinds of odd.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Santa's Slavic
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# FUCKING
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# CHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ON
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# BIKE?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# WEARING
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# CHINTZY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# DRESS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I prefer my post
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# BLOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# DOILY
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# SMILE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# WINTZY
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Spider
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# You said exactly what I wanted you to say.
I've just had a Paul McKenna headrush.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Hahhahah, somehow, I imagine this to be somewhere between The Santa Clause and Hostel, with just a dash of Terry Gilliam
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# come on now -
looks like you just found a database of animated gifs. All but 1 of these have nothing to do with the title.
Unless you can concoct an elaborate plot that emcompasses all of the images seen here....
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# good god.. theres MOAR
the bald moustachioed fella reminds me of seeing aphex twin live.

he had three men on stage gurning and pulling the most horrible of faces fixed for godknows how long.. it was aaaaaaaaaamazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Driving instruktshons
(midnightbeast, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Lolz
Gordons ALIVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# This
might possibly be the greatest post in the history of B3ta.

Apart from whoever made "Things on fucking fire" magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Genius!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# now theres a driving school i wished i would have taken!
Bloody spacious interior for a suzuki, too!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# hahhahaha, I laughed at that way more than I should have :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I can do that with my cock too
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# u acpt $ paypal lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# So can I,
if you kneel down first!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# RAOTFPMP!!
.."GORDON'S LEARNING TO DRIVE!!!!"


Flash ..aaaaaaaaaa, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Misleading instructions you say...


Click for bigger (60 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Are you pissy at someone online?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# *raises handbag to chest height*

*takes deep breath*

OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Pft, not really
I've not actually had this happen to me, just thought I'd start an argument...

Got a fair amount of abuse for my first few posts, but then some of them were larger than Jupiter.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# It's just a bit of friendly
banter, everybody gets it, enjoy it while it lasts!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# INTERNETS: SERIOUS BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Fuck off and die
Why do you always have to ruin EVERYTHING?!

I'm going to my room.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# FOOAAAAAAUUHHHHH!!!!!!!
I give in. My handbagging arm is sleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Evolutionary Freak out time!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I think you dropped this...


...to be fair I had thoughts like this previously, but now I know it was all my own fault for being a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# barry?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# C*NT HIM IN THE F*CK, BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# That ad make me LMAO
and the Haribo one..
"SIGN THE FESSION... LOOK INTO MY EYES"!!
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# HAVE 'IM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# A) Your text is too small
B)TOAP
C) Quit whinging and playing WoW, and get a girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# In response
a) don't be personal. It's what you do with it that counts...
b) Not really text on a picture. More a picture of text. But the lack of photoshoppery nonchalently noted.
c) I can't play any games more complex than minesweeper, but your final phrase has hit the mark with an unerring accuracy.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Aww
I'm sorry, I can't be mean at you now.

Big hugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Okay, but...
...with clothes on.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I'm not giving away my carefully collected diseases..
...unless you have good swaps.

It's like pokemon. Gotta catch them all.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I have warts
and chlamydia
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I think you want /links mate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Ohhh, there are so many board nazi responses to choose from... I would choose a "handbags" one, but just for the hell of it, I'm going with :
"Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face."

but that's not to say I didn't laugh at it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# \o/
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Bleeeeeeeee!
Bleee!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Ah shaddup n dance
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# NSFLIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Mum, I'm finished!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# HA HA HA
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# THE FORCE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE
I'LL HAVE A PINT OF BEST PLEASE SIR, WHATS THAT, YOU DON'T SELL PEANUTS AT THIS BAR? GET TO FUCK MATE, I'M NOT
BUYING CRISPS OR SANDWICHES, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, SOME SORT OF SOUTHERN PONCE WITH FAIRY DUST ON HIS FUCKING TITS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I had an epic luncheon today
Butter bread, olives, pickeled onions, salsa dip, cheese, ham, pickle and a bit of salad.

Oh yes, that's how you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I wish to converse with you on this subject
merely because I have seen your username before.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# One day I'll get the Dave the Hat lunch of the day award
One day...
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# "Link to which you refer everyone else, but don't use yourself"
...is spot on :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Thankingyou
I even turned it blue to show it was unused...
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Hah! I'd missed that.
Quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# And nobody even noticed...
...I removed 'talk'...
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# best way is to take it on the chin...

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# It's Friday, it's not far off drink o'clock...

lets have a silly thread!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Lololol
Sugar bread
Constipated lobsters
ninja tennis

silly silly fun!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# HALLO DAVE!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I quite agree!
Dance, girl dance!

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Needs moar dancin!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha!!
I like this a lot! Consider it clicked!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hah!
Sexeh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# dude - you can have the PSD if you want to animate it :)
I wanted her spinning and juggling but ran out of will to live :)

PS ooh that's a lovely pair of Pandas.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Or we could just do this:


Cheers! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# yay!
that is truly fantastic. the grace - the sinuous sheer grace of it all :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# fucking helll not that thing again
'ning b3tans :)

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# NINGLENONGLES, HUMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# thank you Ttssattsr :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I do trust you're well?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# 7 minues and counting!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Is The Goat coming back, again?

/just missed his return on /links
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *runs*
I left my tinfoil hat at home today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# It's ok,
They got him with the banhammer in time...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Paris hilton bowling ball clunge you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
I think I need some sort of professional help.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Like a plumber or something?
Careful. Watch out for cowboys or adult movie extras.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I didn't but have this by way of approval!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# lols
this iz so hawt an sxy!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
top banana

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# that is bloody excellent!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# So THAT'S who does it...
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# He can't spell!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# The Countries in great shape Grommit ?
(gordiman, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Which countries are those then?
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# countries
cunt trees more like
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Haha - I see what you did there!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hmmmm
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=vagina%20tree&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

probably NSFW
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# NSFW probably too
vortis.com/blog/archives/2005/may/VaginaLadyKron4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# D'aaaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# arent they pokemon cosplayers?
Or in some kind of furry hot dog costume?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# i know those two....
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Country's
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Agreed
Apparently English Language has gone to the dog's
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Gaa'h!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] What lovely skin you had.
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Mum! Even though I hated you IT COVERS MY GREY!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# That bloody woman needs a good shoeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Correction:
She needs two bloody good shoeings.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# with horseshoes
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# 'shoeing' hahah - shes not a spider, yknow!
She actually looks kinda fit there.

Before the skin melt-age, that is.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Haha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# ARGGGGGGH!!!
what the foop happened to her facial tissue man??!!

was she coom blasted with radioctive jizztoids??

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Yes.
Three thousand volunteers covered her in a mountain of highly acidic man fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Good Grief!
quite an a-cum-plishment i'd say whato! etc LOL
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# dy'a know what?
I would. In both guises.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I wouldn't mind giving her a good shoe-ing!
Phwoor!

Oh, that's not what you meant...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hellraiser?
Excellent film.

Uncle Frank wants you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# My friend's dad was Frank in monster format.
Beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I read that as peel-off Mosque.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Brown takes his new stimulus plan to the US
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# DIRTY BOY!
Is that Condy or Mrs O?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# It's Mrs O.
Although come to think of it, he'd probably like a Condi / Michelle sarnie.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# who wouldn't like a mayo on rye sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# At first glance thought it was James Brown.
Makes more sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
i see that now
(munzor in the jungle, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Really nicely done...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# There's a ...
Brown cock in her ring tra la la la la!

LOLZ
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

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