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Lookout cats lookout

Not sure what they're looking for though

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

All the winning dogs most probably..

www.compairthefuckingshitycats.com

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

join our force in the fight against the horrid cat infestation of b3ta!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

^ Is he trying to look at one of those 3D image things?

If he is, he's doing it wrong!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

did you get bored and stop?

(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

Haha ha - THIS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

pretty much

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

hehehe....

Like it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

they're looking for fish tank breaches

and biding their time.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

catcordians

*joins in on the Northumbrian Bag Pipes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

*Dons the Justice Kilt . . . OF JUSTICE!*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

*hands banjo*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

*bans handjobs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

:( :( :(

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

i had to, i'm getting RSI

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

woo

silly cat needs to get inside the tank to get the fishies :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

fish, I reckon!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

Tropical

Click for readable (176 kb)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

and that's how governments work

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

they can cunt off

i'm not getting one!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

You have no choice

They will be compulsory. Oh, they will tell you it's all voluntary and fluffy, but in a few years banks etc will give you funny looks for not having one and your life will be totally screwed when the database becomes tainted (actually, it will start out tainted as it is being seeded with data known to be wrong).

You think getting the DVLA to acknowledge their cock up bad? That'll be nothing compared to having NIS admit they are wrong, non-person.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

i intend to have fun

getting them to pay for it for me. i am poor.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

we had them here in the seventies

did that prevent terrorism?
did it fuck

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

The sooner the better.

Plus we need biometric fingerprinting at all train stations and airports. And if you lily-livered whingeing liberals don't accept it then the army and the police ought to down tools and say "look after yourselves then".

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

the army hasn't got any tools

Gordon Brown's sold them to immigrants

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

A few opinions

Gordon Brown - Cunt
Jacqui Smith - Cunt
ID Cards - not the problem, it's the database
ID Database - perfect for citizen control, fuck all use against terrorism

Vote these fuckers out!

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

The next party will want in with ID cards.

They stop people touching children over the internet.

(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

How old are you?

*touches*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Loes Sir

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

DAVE! Wotcha!
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

yeah I saw it but then you disapeared fromthe board

Anyhoo I got to shoot off, I'm away to see a gay couple about renting a room in their trendy flat.
How very metrosexual of me.
Toodles.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

I'm old an male enuff to be an online 13yr old girl.

groom me.

(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

yeah!

Let's have some new fuckers!
They'll probably be worse!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

That is actually a point

All our MPs are bunch of self-serving bastards.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

but they only cost thirty quid!

and a one off 'pointless splitting up of the cost to try vainly to make it seem cheaper than it actually is' fee of another thirty quid! Obviously AFTER you've shelled out eighty quid or whatever the feck it is for a cocking passport!
BAH!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

If it was only 80quid

It’s the building and maintenance costs.
The breaches in security costs.

(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

^this with bells on

*must not start ranting*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

rant away

it's good for your blood pressure

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

poor Mancs

they get to pay £60 for a useless piece of plastic and to have their biometrics extracted and put on a not very secure database - which they're on for life (you can't get your record deleted) - but only if they've got a passport (£72)

cost of (non-intrusive) ID card in Spain: 6 Euros

what a bunch of total bollocks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

yeah

but they're mancs ;)
i may get to see spanish id cards next week. yay holidays!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Please do

It will stop me looking like the lone lunatic

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

Most certainly not 'lone' on this, sir.

Damn silly, impossible-to-implement idea which will cost a fortune.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

but, there are apparently no savings to be made by scrapping it

because the projected cost (~£3bn) isn't funded by the taxpayer - it's funded by...the public!

a) £3bn is the apparent cost to the Home Office only. Nobody knows what it will cost to any other govt department (should any of them actually be interested)
b) the public are generally taxpayers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Yes, indeed,

That's the the worst of it. hence 'will cost a fortune'.

I don't recall getting a vote on this, either....

Hmmmm *ponders*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

wot professor undercover finks (for the very little it is worth):

1) terrorism, rather than being a significant threat to our democracy and way of life is a convenient was to make being a lazy politician in power easy

2) ID cards and databases are a significant threat to our democracy and way of life

3) the government can not be trusted with our details, this is equally true of the DNA databse which is, in theory, a good idea but would be stuffed up in practice.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

^This

lets have an image challenge and bring the system down.
It may not work!

(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

also

if the Home Office puts your details in wrong (a typo, for example, or a bit of dodgy OCR), then...er...you're responsible

"umm...it says you're called Mr Thmopson"
"no, I'm Mr Thompson"
"hmm...it doesn't match. I'll have to detain you"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

It's all turning into an unfunny version of Brazil!!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

A good was to get out of debt

No I'm mr Thmopson . Mr Thompson owes you £50,000. go get that guy.

(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

I have loads of fun with this - my first name isn't my given name; my dad wanted to name me after his dad, my mother didn't, so my first name is my granddad's name but I never use it, except on forms... so:

"what's your name Sir...?"
"well - it could be one of two things"
"No - it couldn't..."

all that aside - I might not be fundamentally opposed to some sort of citizenship register, they already have so many of our details anyway a card's not going to make fuck all difference, but the reasons they give for needing it are the same tenuous ones they give for everything else there's a sinister ulterior motive for (*cough* Iraq *cough*) and I think it's due in no small part to having shoddy hopeless lazy spineless Home Secretaries... who let the police (who think everyone is a potential criminal) get away with fucking murder.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

lets burn the fuckers

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

When the global temperature rises a few degrees

and most of Europe has become a desert

and the refugees really start piling in

and we have to reintroduce rationing

you'll be glad of your ID card

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

yeah

we can eat the fucking things.
or sharpen the edges and use them to kill refugees. then eat the refugees.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

aww so cute...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

hahahaha

Nice

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Hahaha

If I buy the lot will it keep in the freezer for the London Bash BBQ?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Ooohh Kittieh. The other white meat

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

£2.75 lb?

don't you know there's a recession on??
speaking of which, my local butcher is charging £6 for scrawny-looking rabbits.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

Thats a cheek...

There are thousands round here.... cant be arsed to shoot them, think i'm missing a trick

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

i know

i can walk down by the beach and see dozens of the little fuckers.
they make a great stew, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

those are fish.

(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

the rabbits live near the sand dunes

rabbit fish are fucking ugly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

and you've always struck me as a meat box person:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

i've never bought a meat box

i prefer to kill my own ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Meat boxes can be killed?

Well as long as you go to a butchers rather than the supermarkets! Plastic and meat don't mix.
I still sorely miss my best mate the butcher, who went back to NZ.
He ran pretty much the leading butchers in Britain too!:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

meat boxes can be killed with a stern look

i go to my butchers every week for a good gammon shank. with a bag of lentils and some veg, it makes enough soup to last me all week!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

teehee.

Gammon shank, sounds a bit rude.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

they stopped advertising them as ham shanks

when the old ladies complained

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Yet they're still selling the Burgered Rump.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

rump...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

£6???

I used to get em for £1

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

if we had a local farmer's market

i could probably get them a damn sight cheaper. the butcher i go to is the best one locally, so they tend to overcharge more than a bit :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

I admire your Pussy...

Oh and Nice Rack!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

£2.75/lb?

Bargain!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

awww

I wonder if they taste cute

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

lunch+mitten?

deal!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

YES!

ill buy it all, and provide some more

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

Just smile and keep walking.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

You're my favourite new person.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

^ Perv

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

I'm going to hit them with a shovel and have my way with the corpse.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

dibbs on the....

oh hang on.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

Don't worry, I'll be done pretty quickly.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

muchly

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

welcome to the wonderful world of shell fucking

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Good to hear ^_^

Could be worse, though. I'm not all fluffness and cuddles.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

How did you know

Galapagos for me in 19 days !

Weeeeeeee

Nice pic !

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

No it's my turtle shaped penis

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

fuck 'em, i can walk faster.

besides, i've got no shoes on.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

Your feet attract turtles?

I was wondering where they all kept on coming from.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

it's the bunions

turtles love bunions.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

I like this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

OMG the face!

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WormuIus, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Steven Smeagol

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

heheh

why is Internet Explorer so crap?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

The clue is in the question, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

ahhh

spent ages tinkering with Css last night - got it looking fine in Safari and Firefox on Mac

looked just as it should in Firefox on PC

was an absolute mess in Internet Explorer!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

They need some DDT on their DTD...

Shit, I need to get out more.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

pardon?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

DDT is a pesticide, for killing bugs.

DTD is to do with XML, err the underlying structure of the new Office apps and I'll get my coat.

Edit: Thanks for leaving me hanging in the breeze, Freebs ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

Internet Explorer.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

The UK version shoud be called

Internet Potterer

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

Internet doesn't support CSS in a similar way to the other Popular Browsers, In fact works completely differently and is fucking annoying er®

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

cos it is

I've given up with it now IE8 is out and Windows Update helpfully downloaded it - it eats memory like crazy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

see this bit:

www.b3ta.com/board/9424369

bloody stupid thing

back to t'drawing board...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

google internet explorer box model.

Basically, the silly n00bs at MS completely fucked up the box model displaying in IE, and mixed up where padding and margin go when positioning elements on the page. There's a work around involving switching your paddings for margins...or it might be margins for paddings. I forget. I tend to just use absolute positioning and avoid both padding and margins where I can. Stupid IE.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

"this page has been optimised for IE4.0+

If you try viewing it with another browser it will look weird and broken and aliens from another dimension will point at you laughing"

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Probably because MS could get away with it?

It seems to have worked: a tit speak* it had 95% usage share. The fact that it's installed by default, and that it's the only one (AFAIK) that supports MS proprietary protocols like ActiveX, must have helped.

And probably because it serves their interests? Think of it from MS's point of view: they only want to spend money on things that earn them more money. Adding proprietary protocols (eg. ActiveX) increases lock-in to Windows. In some ways, making a more broken browser increases lock-in too! ("Hey, our corporate website looks okay in MSIE, but looks wrong on others, so we'll require all employees to use MSIE).

But making a better browser per se is not likely to make people pay more money to MS for copies of Windows! (People who care will happily switch to Firefox). MS do spend money on it, but they aren't very good at producing simple and efficient standards-compliant software. That's just not what MS is designed to do!

If you're wanting them to fix it, I wouldn't hold your breath.

*: some typos were meant to be left.

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

Damn fucking straight.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

*shakes head sadly*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

he looks better like this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

Which one?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

segal

obviously ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

This is very worrying.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Spaaaaaaaaaaang!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

Do you have any brochures?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Is that cos you just like getting post?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

no its cos I have an oldie I need disposing of

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

We've got this round the back which may be more to your needs...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Is it watertight?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

hmm

all I need to do is remove the limbs. hmmmm

It's a deal!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

SOLUTION:

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Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

I like it

and to prove it - I'll click!

Are the rumours true that the FP is moving to 700px wide?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

God i hope not, it was bad enough with the move to 400. Its fine as it is for now :)

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

It's absolutely ridiculous

in an era where nobody but nobody uses a screen resolution under 800x600 not to use the available space.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Yes but only to increase the sales of the new B3ta monitor.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

ha ha

topical

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

yay!

I know that pic

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

and still with 50KB limit?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

what 50kb limit?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

Back when I were a lad

there was a 50kb limit on images

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

those were t'days

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

and we had to use Melbourne Draw

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

DPaint

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

correct answer!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

I also heard that the Magic Donkey has been found in a Magic Donkey Sanctuary just outside Bournemouth

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

not if the 700px wide Resident's Association have anything to do about it

they've already organised a jumble sale

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'm composing a very strongly worded letter to the Mail!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Send it to the Guardian, they may be able to understand it

;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

You spelt Grauniad wrong.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

hahaha quite so :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

see what I did there, I came in with a big spoiler to tell everyone that I got the joke,

I'm such an attention whore.

And I'm in danger of falling of the stats board. and I'm bored.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

you could always draw me a dragon

for my impending candleday ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I was thinking about it, more specifically, i was thinking about the caption

and whether I was going to get away with "can I cum in you now?"

Then I decided it wasn't the best idea, so i elected to be miserable for a few minutes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

aaaawwww

i'd hug you, but i'm not allowed :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

staples out on friday :)

i can't wait for a good scratch!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

why do i have a mental picture of you

with your foot scratching frantically at your ear?

and what do I do about the massive boner I now have?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

you've been reading

too much of jj's stuff, you closet furry! ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

I am furry, not I am a furry.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

shave!

i like my men smooth with a capital smoo.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

I also heard that B3ta may get bought out by 4Chan

there could be redundancies

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

But I don't want to be a racist pedo

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

its a recession - take all you can get!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

on the plus side

there'd be even more fail pictures.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Don't knock it til you've tried it

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

But I love children of all races

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

first I've heard of it

who said that?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

Freebs just did... up there...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

you've been paying attention

;)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

I did about 10 minutes ago

thought I'd try and provoke a reaction
:)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

oh ok then

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

Carehome you say? - nice one, btw :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

hahahaha!!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

lies!

old people forget to ask for i.d, that's why they're so easy to rob!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

er yeh, I'm like, erm, from the water board innit

er yeh I need to check your taps in the kitchen while my mate checks them upstairs

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

oh, alright young man

would you like a cup of tea and a digestive?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

yeh - 12 sugars

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

this won't come out of my pension, will it?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

I'd best check - give me your book

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

hahahaha

I almost used that top pic...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

hehe

Joe Pasquale!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Nicely, sir...

also: 'Nings!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

*waves a quick hello*

Once again, sir, you have joined at the auspicious moment when the pile of work next to me threatens to topple over and kill me at my desk

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

Pfft!

Needs more prostitutes to be a whorehouse....

Damn this dyslexia....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

You never know with them fuzzy things.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Seams OK

Is it true that Cows in Australia go Woo?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

oow

I believe

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Yes and they drain down the plughole anti-clockwise

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

How would you know?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

because they typically go 'sizzle' when I place peices of them in a frying pan

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

is that some sort of alien cat

with extending mandibles?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Really quite cuddly when you feed her on time.

She likes souls.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Alien cat, you say?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

i like this quite a lot

despite the fact that aliens is much the better film.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

wrong.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

it just is.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

...completely wrong

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

well, you have your opinion

and i have mine.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

yours is wrong ;)

*fans flames and scarpers*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

you saucy tease!

trying to get me hot under the collar!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

heheheh

i like the discs in his head!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

Yam lies! Kitty go quack!

woo

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Yam lies?

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

pfff

you fucking nonsense!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

(

spiny - things are looking up, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Best post I've seen today.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

I'll just leave this here if you don't mind. Just be careful not to press the trigger, there might be a round left in the chamber...

Click for bigger (381 kb)

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

mind? it's lovely!

you make me think of bert gummer ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

A round?

Cheese and tomato I hope?

woo.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

WAR HUH!!! What is it good for???

I prefer mine to be load with JAM

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

stealing oil?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

oooh you cynic ;D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

always!

that way, i'm never disappointed ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Bomb makers?

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

you want bomb?

i make you bomb. you marry my sister, i give you free bomb.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Sounds like a win win situation

What's the catch?

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

my sister is real ugly.

also, she's a bomb.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

I'll take her

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

you want camel too?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

4 camels and some Ak-47's

If you would be so kind

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

sorry, my english, she is not so good.

i meant camel toe. i cut my sister's camel toe out to keep her from men. you want it to make fun times?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

gah, you've soured the deal now

what good is a bomb without a camel toe?

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

decoy!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

why is it always happy faces in your images?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hahaha

I was about to just type that:P

Great fools etc.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

haha

reminds me of homer's make-up gun

You've got it set to 'Whore'!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

remonds me.. hehe, made me imagine this was said by the undercover policeman in allo allo..

moaning.

bah.. you spotted it. my post will make no sense whatsoever now ;-)

(

glubglub should be working on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

I was pissing by the door when I eard two shits

did they have ninjas in Allo Allo?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Yes

They have big boobies.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

van klomp's big boobies?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

I will edit zis only once

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

haha ;-)

(

glubglub should be working on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

How do they get away with repeating that on sunday afternoons?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

there's a doughnut place at uni, they sell a doughnut with chocolate icing with vanilla icing 'drizzled' over it.

it looks like a bloke stuck his nob through the hole and came.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

and how does it taste?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

is that

a metal file stuck to a chrome tissue box?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

just stand in front of it and I'll show you

(

TBL I posted this on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

*pulls trigger*

akakakakakakakakad

yes, empty now tho.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

May well have been done, but what the hey.

Quicker and dirtier than the man deserved.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

:-(

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

...for the man, not my humble offering, I hope...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

for the man

he was ace.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

He's DEAD!?

Shit I got to start reading the news again.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

There's a whale in the Thames you know?:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

No fucking way!

Did we ever find WMD's in Iraq though? Only thing I got was a suntan and shot at (by Americans)

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Yes but she died of cancer.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

are you Gary Tank Commander?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

In other news, Worlds biggest cunt lands "worlds best job"

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

the radio 1 breakfast show

is not the world's greatest job

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

I was just watching that

Does this mean we'll see more reality shows for job positions? Britsh Prime Minister or next African despot?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

In other news...

"Marks & Spencer has come under fire from campaigners over a £2 surcharge on bras sized DD and above."

* Tuff-Titties, Sturdy Girl!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

they get £2 discounted entry

at my local, so all's fair

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Bless him.

Had the honour to shake the man's hand in 1977.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

and then what happened?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Well, several years later, he died.

Entirely my fault.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

a loooong lingering death

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

and what happened after that?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Some stuff, and things

you know...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

he was quick and dirty

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

thats what she said

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

bloody hell!

i'll have to watch haunted honeymoon again now in his honour :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

oh noo :(

*slaps face sadly*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

much sadness

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

"Get the honey, Junior!"...

...i'll never forget that scene... the guy always made me laugh... much respect!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

missed my b3taday by 12 days after 4 years lurkage, have my first post pearoast

(Major Minor, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Happy failday.

EDIT: plus I think you need the ablity to have a candle to have a candleday.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

hahaha

so much fail

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Whoooooooooo

Where do I get me one?

(angriestangel, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

pfffft

DONATE OR FEEL MY WRATH!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

mmmm furry:P

I never said that! Coz, from experience, you get naughty stepped for commenting on if people have donated or not!:O

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

yeah but not implying it.

Anyhoo how are you today fine Mister? Today I have a flat viewing for a flat in Glasgow.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Well I've been awake since 2:30, I have just recovered of several hours of Niagra Falls flying out of my butt and have nine hours left of a 14 hour shift on my day off.

Apart from that, peachy:P

I shall expect to see a LDD cartoon of the viewings shortly then:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Really?

It's usually Dave The Hat's catch phrase :)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Oh come on,

can people stop shopping Pasa now please ;)

Congrats, but pearoasts in new threads are nawtee mkay?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

argh piss!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Drink it all up boy! ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Haha, I remember this from the epic hippo thread.

Good times.

(

Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Woo HAPPY REAL CANDLE DAY!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

HELL YEAH

b3ta.com/board/6575932
meeh, so many broken :(

and happy candle!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

DAY!

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

UNFAIL

happy b3taday!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Fwapichino B3taday

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

merry "aaarrghhh! i'm burning!" day!

it's mine tomorrow, i want dragons ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

mind le piss

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Happy belated pearosting-in-new-thread b3taday!

That kid has the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Looks like a young Bobby from King of the Hill.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Fuck!

It does 'n' all!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

hahahaha!

get out of my head!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

You need to give me four weeks written notice.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

i don't want head lodgers!

besides, you didn't pay a security deposit.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

hahahahahha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Happy Missed Birthday!

Would you like a drink?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

It's important to follow rules and give me £10.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Can everyone stop saying FAIL all the time please?

It's a sign of a limited vocabulary.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

UNSUCCESSFUL.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

^ Fail

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

^that's what she said

/ac

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

Ning k3b/-\b!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

OK LET'S CALL IT DIFFEOMORPHIC TO SOME SMOOTH MANIFOLD

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

how about we use different words to describe different situations?

YES, I THINK THIS IS A GOOD SOLUTION

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

deficient

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

PWND

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

SYNONYM OF FAIL

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Don't touch my matches.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

but I have an overwhelming desire to burn shit down

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

lol u suk

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

yeah, gronkpan is right

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Cool :)

Have a cat for your troubles.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

cat ain't got no troubles

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

It will in a few years' time if it continues wearing high heels

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

he only has three years left to live

he lives how he chooses, plays the game on his terms

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

nice shoes

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

happy non-b3taday then,

but please, no 'roasts in a new thread - you'll start a trend

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

WE ARE VERY VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THE POSTING OF FUNNY PICTURES

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

if we wern't, it'd be anarchy! ANARCHY I TELLS YA!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

only because the people that like to shout FAIL would start some dummy accounts and do heaps of retarded shit to try and validate themselves

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

WE ARE NICE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO BE NICE

happy day!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

We are?

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

We used to be

before everyone decided it was cool to shout FAIL all the time

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

I would like to point out that I agree with this.

*points outwardly*

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

It's nice to be nice.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

in Nice

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

I heard they were all fags over there.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

oh your some kind of naughty person if you use the word fag, apparently it's awfully alienating

alienation is terrible, unless you're a convict of course.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I'm an alien.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I'm a nation

Let's call the whole thing "Orf".

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

in France?

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

French fever.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

a young pasanonic?

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Green lumpy FAILdog says hai!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

happy belated b3ta day

Don't worry about the pea, it's not a hard and fast rule carved in the infalible obsidian faq just a community ideal. Hang about moar, post some moar.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

yeah thanks, i love pearoasts, especially in new threads.

who is this little ranga anyway?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

is this a vectorised pic of that Pasanonic photo that was posted yesterday?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

too late

my mind has been baptised with piss many times

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

happy belated b3taday

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Hello?

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Hahaha

I am wondering when Carphone Warehouse will get round to changing it's name. It is rather dated.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

My guess is they'll build their Talk Talk brand

and then use it to absorb their shops business

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

my guess is

they'll be bought out by Tesco

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I reckon

WW3 will be Tesco vs China

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

there's probaby quite a few tescos in China already

... although there's also Chinese food in Tescos... it's going to be an interesting battle - no matter who wins, we lose!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

CHESCO!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

that sounds foul

absorbing someone's business...?

urgh

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I was just thinking this morning.

Unless anyone can think of another example, that Johny Vegas and Monkey are the only example of an Advertising devise being taken by another product than it was orginally intended.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

I dunno.

Was Paddington ever used to sell marmalade instead of Marmite?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

I think they stick to racist icons:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

the character of

'titty and attainable lass' is used to sell a lot of things

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

My guess is that..

All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

And then someone will invent electronic telepathy

rendering the "Talk Talk" brand obsolete too.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Cancer-brick Retail Park Outlet

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

ha ha ha

hoopla to that!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

hehe

he's also in Africa!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

HA HA!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

DAVE!

Wotcha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

the utter knut!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Woo...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Hahahaha

Nicely.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

Hahaha!

look at b3ta and instant officelol

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Weetobix, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

hahahahahhahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Hahahaha :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

lulz :D

man i'd love a stick phone...

me: what's brown and sticky?

normal-phoned loser: i dunno

me: MY PHONE zomgrofletc :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

I find this sequence of events highly unlikely.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I know it's not RPS, but have some random cat-related fluff

Click the kitty for bigger!

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Awwww!

It's Kiss Kat!

Also, what the fuck is RFS? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

it's shite is what it is

and Real Foto Sonntag

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Gah, a well-timed brainfart appears to have thrown all sense of spelling out of my head.

'Foto' indeed.

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Ruddy Flickr Showcase

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

Raaaar Feline Shown.

EDIT: Did anyone see Shameless last night? It just seemed wrong for me to watch scenes of Debbie's norks when I'd been watching her in the show from a child*.

EDIT EDIT: *Before you comment, her not me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

haven't seen it in ages

did she really? wow - she is quite cute though (now!)

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/438.$plit/C_71_article_1097161_image_list_image_list_item_7_image.jpg (NSFW-ish)

edit - fuck that - she's HAWT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Yes

She has definately grown up.

EDIT: I really do hate myself for liking the McGuire family though. Paddy is one of my favorite characters and he's a disgusting person.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

who's the other cute one with the ironing board figure?

that ran the pub

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Amos Brearley?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Face like she'd been spanged but strangely attractive?

Or the older one who left?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

yeh - a little

not Tina Malone mind

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

Karen McGuire.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

yes

she looks dirty

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

She was

She was shagging Frank fer fucksake!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

hehe "strangle"

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

Who's the fit girl who was older from the beginning?

She's hot.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Karen if you mean the one that runs the pub

Or if you mean the oldest Gallager daughter who left after series two I forget her name.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I saw a clip once of this person

crawling across the floor in a sexy way towards Frank I think. She was a teenager.

EDIT: A search reveals she is called Karen Maguire. She is hot!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Yeah she married a Maguire.

At the time of the scene you're thinking of she was also Frank's stepdaughter!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Filthy northern bastards!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Shameless simply epitomises the complete lack of justice in this world

and besides, it's a tv show.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Does it show over there?

Last nights was great. It featured one of those rare moments where Frank has a moment of brilliance.
Only happened once or twice but blinding when they occur.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

It does (seemingly concurently with the UK) , I've seen a few episodes and I think it's a bit hit and miss

I do find it very grating, but some, particularly earlier, episodes were brilliant.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Ah it makes a lot more sense if you've seen them all.

I do love the highly disposable cast though.

They regularly get rid of main characters. Horrifically they are trying to do a US version. This could only be anyway amusing if they put Frank on witness relocation in a trailer park. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Rodent-Free Switzerland

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Switzerland was in captivity?

I never knew but well done Rodent!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

it was the best protest single ever

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

We if rodent made a single to save Switzerland

I hope he got a ~~Nazi~~ gold disc!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

It Only Takes a Minute Girl

is the best protest song ever

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Unless you incluse 'Die they Must Die. The Pandas Must Die' by Corkie and the Juicepigs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Rural Fire Service.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

* Waits for it to move....

* Prepares Killing Hammer

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

sodding cats and b3ta

i dont get it.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

mowed my lawn

last night and went over three cat-poos. I have one of those lawnmowers that collects the cuttings so I didn't get faecal-sprayback, but I remember thinking if I had a dog and I let it shit in neighbour's gardens I'd be on an ASBO within a week

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

^ I agree..

Dogs are teh Win!

EDIT: I am glad you agree..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

why am I looking at your cat?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

yiff

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I think you want

www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

*buys

all i need now is millions of cats that look like jews for him to percecute...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Redsushi presents a Stephen Hawking Joint....

Previously, on ER: b3ta.com/board/9422090

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

*gives you a goosectomy*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

Ooooh! Kinky ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

CHEVRON

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

This Chevron deserves to be told of the demise of Captain Chaos

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8035035.stm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Dom DeLuise is dead?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

along with Ken Dodd's Dad's dog.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Oh fuck :(I

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

sorry

did you not know about Ken Dodd's Dad's dog?

I should have broken that news more gently

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

That's ok.

I guess I had to find out some day :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Aw, fuck

Happy childhood memories. RIP

(

Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I loved this character with Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

RIP captain chaos

as my facebook status has said since this morning

:-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I was goosed the other day :/

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

HONK

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

HONK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

HONK

(

Shlvng, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

HONK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Honk Mnnnnnh Honk

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Haha bloody hell

HWWWWWWNNNNNK

(

Shlvng, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

oh you

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

*gooses*

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

*mavericks*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

*icemans*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

*jumps around on Oprahs sofa*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

that's Trisha not Oprah

I bet they all look the same to you

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

I Honk For Geese

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

I goose honkies!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Oh crivens. That's some appaling punnage right there.

I'm fairly sure that's been made illegal.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

hahaha

woo teh punnage etc.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

Oof!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

I do love this hard :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

stoopid geese!

(

El_MUERkO bleeds love, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

lology

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

Frida Kahlo painting, finished at last!

Hairy munter who painted stuff.. (taken on crap phonecam)

Constructive criticism lapped up

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Looks cool, bro.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

nice lingo..

are you the Afro Samurai?

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

I'm down and east bound, good buddy.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

HE'S BLACK BELT JONES

www.youtube.com/watch?v=APTdjG6Xo9A

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

Nicely done!

Now do one of Salma Hayek

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

no way

ive ran out of eyebrow paint

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?

~~dog~~ mum

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

The best a man can get

Very nice work there

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

thees ees nice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

That's chuffin' marvellous, that is

What medium? Oils on canvas? Do you sell this stuff?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

Acrylic on box canvas 400mm x 500mm

im selling it to a guy at work for £60

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

Paint more

Your work is certainly of professional standard. And waaay better than some of the crap they hang in airport galleries with huge price tags.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

thanks

that's made my soul dribble :)

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

that is seriously cool!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Very nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

awesome :)

really awesome :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Yay!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

hahaha

EDIT: Looks like someone nicked his banjo too!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

He is not the only one... so does he ¬

EDIT: It was "Rock Band" guitar actually.

~~Rock band guitar~~ CDC!

* Waits for it.....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

This must be his brother

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Colin Rape and Pillinger?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

hahahahha, utter lunacy!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Shouldn't there be foam coming off his mouth?

Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Not sure...

and thank you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

hahahah

THIS is why dogs are teh winnar!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

*Shite joke alert*

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

*spangs*

She thinks she's a Tom Hanks film?! Poor lass.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Argh!

Beat me to it

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

You're so unoriginal steve:P

You had to be there.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Well both were posted at the same time...

great minds and all that! ;)

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

The doctor should have been Tom Hanks

*groans. *spangs

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Pfft!

Yay for shit hospital jokes :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

oh good lordy... SSSPPPAANNNGGGGG!!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

the suspenders are killing me

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

i was waiting for the A-Ha reference

*take on meeeeeee

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

'lo

Long time no see. How the devil are you?

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

hahah nice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Hahahhahahahaha! brill :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Hahaha

bream!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

what a load of haddock

hows you, bobs?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

a little meh!

spent ages messing about with css last night to get a site to look right - then client emailed me a screen shot - the contact form was about 180px off to the right of where it should have been - damn browsers! It looked fine on mine.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

uuggh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

gay spacecraft engineers

I'm imagining their rocket is bright pink and possibly cock-shaped

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

haha

with a valve for cosmic spacejizz

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Look into my eyes

(while I masturbate (NSFW)

(

that's why you got kicked out of the stage-hypnotist's guild

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

That and the accompanying gyrations

...plus, apparently 'give me all your money' is frowned on when suggested that plainly

(

i don't even know if it's possible for your characters to have buttocks

(

Shada, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Gah! So true

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Hahaha.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Input or output?

*click*

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

pfffft :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Ha ha love the blue fellas face in the middle frame :D

Also reminds me of this rathergood.com/spacemen

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

ooo that made me do a laugh!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

i like their flag insignia :)

woo!

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

damn!

Damn damn damn!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

hahaha! amazing :D

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

'ning!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

*licks*

That's fucking superb!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

cheers

its a tad on the gross side :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

That's why I like it

the board needs more gore

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Fucking, ow!

I like her nail varnish ;)

(

Joliet, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

i've got some

just like it! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

cor melty face

that's good that is

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

cheers!

more of the same really :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Nicely nicely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

cheers mate

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Awesome!

*Click*

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

hahah

too kind! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

utterly outstanding, Rev!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

aaaarrgh!

very good :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

hehe

cheers! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

good to see that they've gone to the effort

to paint their nails. Zombies seldom bother... perhaps it's because there are too few magazines addressing the issues of how to dress as the walking undead

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

haven't you seen GRAZIA?

they're pretty skeletal in that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

I don't really tend to read

aspirational magazines... which is possibly part of the reason I'm such a scruffy yet dapper bastard.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

For some reason

this gave me a mental picture of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

that works

although I hope I induce less sea sickness

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

now theres a gap in the market

if i ever saw one :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

I feel a sudden urge for a meat sandwich

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

one of the biggest meat distributers in Scotland

burned down yesterday... there's got to be loads of good sandwich meat there!

EVERYONE TO BROXBURN! bring buns and reggae reggae sauce!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Am I the only person yet to try reggae reggae sauce?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I thought it was the official sauce of /board

... I'm not totally convinced myself. I'm more partial to HP sauce.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I dunno.

I have just not got round to trying it yet. More of a Tomato Ketchup man myself :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

it is a jolly fine condiment

I would still go for HP for things like sausage or bacon sandwiches and with baked beans on toast.

have you ever tried Gentleman's Relish?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Hah

Which type? The euphemism or the paste?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'm sure he's had plenty of euphemism

I was thinking of the paste

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Both are a bit salty for my taste.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

I won't bother with it then

and I shall, instead, go to a meeting I'm having in 10 minutes... see you all anon

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

is very nice

and so is HP

although I am quite fond of (quietly now) salad cream

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Burn the heathen!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

well - I'm just back from Broxburn

where the fuck were you all - I looked like a right fucking lemon... all the firemen standing there staring at me dressed as Teh Fear with a bucket of BBQ sauce.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Ah man!

You have just put an awesome thought in my head. A big bucket of BBQ sauce, and all the breaded chicken fillets required to use said sauce. Mmmmmmmm!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I'm sure Ghostie will be able to

oblige with one of his internet famous Qs

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

mmmmm

food! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

euphemism ahoy!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

*offers Savlon*

Very woo and wince-inducing Rev :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

heheh

cheers! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Hair straighteners/Electric sander confusion disorder

It is quite common apparently

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

happens to me all the time!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

how much raspberry jam

do you go through in the average week?
splendid pic sir

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

*secret handshakes*

Irie?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

no, I'm fed up with today and its not even 11

how's you?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I'm pretty good

sorry :)

that might all be about to change because I have a meeting now. I'll let you know how it all went after it's done.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

hahahha

about 3 tons! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

nicely

It's all fun and games until, oh, too late.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

she's in bed

with out her face :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Eyes Melt, skin explodes - Everybody DEAD!

Very nicely done, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

*manly hugs*

more nings - gotta rush - off to meeting - hope you're good.

ta ta

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

*manly hugs back at ya, sir*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

*womanly-hugs*

edited for linkie

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Awwwwwwww!

Bless you, lovely.

*mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

hahah

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

['ning Rev,

'nother corker there!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

cheers sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

There's always one...

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

Arf!

Ning Ninj! How do?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Hiya Sushi!!

Where've tha bin lurkin smasher? :)

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I started a work placement last week,

so wasn't around during the day.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

nings ninj!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Ning Stevie!!

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

haha!

silly ninj :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

Hiya Yam!

Have we had any deliveries yet?

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Good lord no! Not due til September, needs a bit more baking yet :D

How's Meg? Any more denim-related whoopsies?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Well...

...and I DO hope you're not eating? There I was this morning,
it's 2.30am and I'm in 'Slumberland', Meg makes the 'Daddy I want a wee and maybe a poo'
whimper. I go downstairs, quickly turn the light on to check for any nasty little surprises.
All clear, so It's light off. meg does a little squat and daddy thinks he's scooped her up in time.
I'm on the back patio with just shorts and flip-flops on. She has a very little wee and a No.2.
Back to 'Doggy Bedfordshire'. I put her in her basket and head for the fridge for a Lucozade
at which point I stand in 'Meg wee'. Yuk! i was wondering how long before that happened!
Still love her to bits though :)

Sorry Yam, I thought you were imminent and on stand by for the 'Little one's' arrival. :)

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Erk! Meggy widdle!

Still, at least it's easily clean-up-able :D

Was getting excited about scans rather than arrival, can finally start planning stuff now :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Bless!

Hope all goes well for you all. Is it you first? *Plans welcome Ickle Bucket post* :)

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Second. Pic in my profile :)

Ickle Bucket posts will be brilliant! I'm thinking of being cheeky and asking for decorative donations for her nursery :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Of course!!

*Slaps self on back of head* I have seen him before, right little cutie! Bless :D

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

No kids then?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Tee hee!

His flies are coming down.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

there's always at least 1

more ning everyone one, ningles ninj

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

Mornin Prof!

You find and indeed 'dandy' sir?

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

fine fair fettle and no mistake

... counting down the days until I'm off on mi hols

... about 30 I think

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

hello prof

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

sup yo

*busts a move*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Hello Prof :) *smoosh*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

goodness - aren't I a lucky boy

how are ya missus - we've no see ya around these parts for a wee while... you been trying to replace us with another board?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

As if I could.

Busy bee, I am. Lots of fingers in lots of pies, seeing men about dogs... Are you well?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

indecently so

... are you getting a dog? you should do (if you like them) I like dogs as long as they are someone else's so that I can play with them but don't have to feed them or look after them...

what's all this busyness about then? get someone else to do it - can't you see you're preggers and should be fed grapes and fanned with a leaf?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Already have a dog. He's a very lovely springer, His name is Snuppy :)

Busyness is because my house is a terrible mess and needs renovating before Bucket junior arrives. Poor Mr Bucket is too busy to fan me with leaves and feed me grapes. Want a job?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

springer spaniels are lovely

they're in my top 3 favourite dogs with Irish Wolf Hounds (which are great at looking after babies and get on very well with other dogs hint hint) and Border Collies. When I first knew Mrs UnderCover her family had a lovely collie called Finbar and he loved me, which is a big part of why I think Mrs UnderCover's dad thinks I'm brilliant - aside from that I am brilliant and I like to drink whisky and listen to jazz with him.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Finbar is a splendid name for a dog.

I like collies, but I fear they are cleverer than me. Next dog will either be another springer or a beagle. His name will be Fraser (as we can't use that for Bucket Jr, on account of her being a girl and all...)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

all I'm saying is

Fraser is a good name for an Irish Wolf Hound.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

and with a wolf hound

you needn't be concerned about wolves... whereas Spaniels are mostly only good for keeping the Round Heads away...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

I like the way your mind works. Wolf hound it is.

Although, there ARE a lot of Puritans around here...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

ningles Prof!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Steven

*manly handshake*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

do those flying pants have a zip

to make them crotchless?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

just me then

... looking at that guys crotch

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

thinkning it looks

like a teddy bear's vagina

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

I'll be quiet

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Flowery Twats, indeed

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

yays

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

hahahahhahaah! awesome :D

nings Joe

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

nings stevie!

fucking hell, I'm missing this place at the moment.

Work has gone fucking nuts.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Ning Joey!

Just do what I did, do your foot in so you get told by the doctor to rest up and take a couple of days off work. WIN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

well that didn't work for me... the doc is sending me to physio, and suggested a joint-injection

fecker decided to "wait and see" before getting me an xray. I still have to come into work

oh, and the anti-inflammatories give me stomach cramps.

what did you manage to do?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Ha ha ha! Gutted.

Torn ligaments and soft tissue damage apparently.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

ooouuuch! you'll be off that for a while :S

wise words from my doc, who I'm sure isn't registered or something:

"Well, theoriginalsteve, if you did break anything in your ankle, it should have healed by now, so I'll just send you to the physio first and see how that goes."

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

I hope not.

I plan to rest it for a couple of days, and if it isn't better then, fuck it. I'll just cripple myself. This is what happened to me yesterday....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

did you leave with the full complement of fingers?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Luckily yes :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

hahahah!

honestly, don't - stay off it.

I badly twisted my ankle just before christmas (the sort of thing where you hear a *pop* and see the the sole, then scream like a little girl).

I had to take a few days off as it hurt THAT much... I didn't see the doc at the time (first mistake), and it's been painful ever since as I haven't stayed off it (second).

Now, i cannot physically jog, let alone run, and I have an idiot doctor who kept asking me when I finally saw him last week "what do you think is wrong with it" after I described in detail what happened and where it hurts.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Yeah I know,

not the running type though ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

get a wheel fitted instead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

actually, I want a jetpack.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Nice idea

I've had a nasty sniffle for a week. reckon I could claim it's Pig Aids?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

No, not H1N1,

however, if your boss is a bloke, you can definitely claim it is MEN1. All men know that is the worst of all the flus!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

fuckfuck

Blears and Smith in one picture

fucking adblock

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

Blears is winking at you...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

right, I'm moving to Saturn

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

I feel wrong saying it

but Blears almost looks a bit foxy there..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

GET OUT NOW

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

*exits b3ta, hanging head*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

You wrongcock!

She looks like the love child of Simon Weston and Vigo.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

Only cos she's on Connie Booth's body

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

I think this is a large part

of the equation

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

and who wouldn't want to be there?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

yes

I think thats what's doing it, phew..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

I'm glad I'm not the only one to've thought that.

(I'd still stamp on her belly 'til she bursts, though)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

that's ruined all my retro Polly fantasies

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

It is very wrong

Have this tio make up for it

content7.flixster.com/photo/37/28/55/3728553_tml.jpg

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

The expression on Darling is perfect :D

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

Bwahahahah...

*click* Ace!! :)

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Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

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