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#
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Goldginger
he's the boy
the boy with the Midas rash
and no moustache
Such a bold ginger
beckons you to enter his wig of sin
but don't go in
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# lols
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# wig is fine
but his head has to go
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *has sudden urge for a caramel biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# yowsa!
that's fierce!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Why do people care about rats all of a sudden?
Nobody ever thinks of the poor wichety(?) grubs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# some care more for rat than others
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha I'm not sure if that should be allowed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
Write a dreadful reggae song about it in Birmingham, I'd have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# ah pooch
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
would anyone like a chocolate Hobnob?

I've 4 left...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Ah !! The King of Biscuits !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Sorry Paul, I've got to move that spacky thing down the page :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Haha
sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:42, archived)
# needs more replies
has b3ta died or are people just not around any more?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# we're all fitting from the post below
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I had an awful headache yesterday
It's starting to come back... but it's now hidden

Good Morning my good man - how are you today?

Today I am trying to renegotiate my working hours to cover childcare as the Bastards that are my wife's bosses have decided that she has to relocate to another Town 10 miles away and still start and finish at the same time - thusly scuppering our current school/nursery arrangements.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# That sucks
They're currently trying to relocate us to London, which will totally screw up my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# no b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll have to pop in to Chateaux Riverghost at lunchtimes...

ED: Just to clarify, it's more the change from having a 20 minute drive into enduring a 70 minute train ride that's going to fuck me up...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# and thats if its ON TIEM
I hate travel in london, the tube feels like its made out of wood and held together with horse spit.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Oh happy days :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
# not too bad fella,
just lurking for a few days at present.
Good to see you, and sorry about the woes :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I've seen it vary a lot
but I'm not on here enough to see a pattern, except for little posting in the wee hours
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# only weirdos* post in the wee small hours
what time is it where you are?


*sweeping general statement. Freebs Industries inc ® takes no responsibilty whatsoever for any remarks made by anyone, anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I'm six hours behind UK
in US

edit: when I said wee hours, I meant wee for UK members. I't is still quite early for me at that time
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# It is very quiet of late
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# that's Virgin' on the ridiculous!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# plane stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# OBEY thw Waybuloo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# *spazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
#
192.20.225.36/tts/speech/9a168957b46cb2a973cfe8800d6c40db.wav
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# 404
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:33, archived)
# YOUN ARE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# ugggh to early for that shit, You're getting a "hide" from me
bye
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# ^this
Even I've had to adblock that, and I never adblock anything :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:42, archived)
# wat?
u told me u wus hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Speedcore, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I once went out with a girl called Shirley Speedcore.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I'm only hardcore in the afternoons
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Strangely I'm hardcore during the daytimes. Afternoons are for wanking and chips.
We just need a weekender and we've got total coverage.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# goodbye
ignored
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# EXTERMINATE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# xmas is coming
(I helped save b3ta! paramedicman loves drunk drivers, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 4:54, archived)
# hahahah:DD
(herman:D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Wouldn't - Would - Tiger Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 8:06, archived)
# Ronnie Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Edward Woodward
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ha ha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 4:29, archived)
# White Lightening, the drink of kings...
Although I was always more of a Strongbow Super man in my youth, I suppose that makes me middle class

(sorry, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I think he must have chosen Stella by accident


Click for bigger (53 kb)

Poor Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:33, archived)
# *click*
voted
(Jezziah, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] sadhfd
(Hairy Midget, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Is that Jim Carey?
(JoePesky, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:00, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:04, archived)
# he needs to see a dentist
(JoePesky, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Jesyus is a lion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:00, archived)
# The sexiest lion!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:02, archived)
# *waves steak at pavlovs dog and then runs*
muhahahah
(JoePesky, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Alas!
This dog does not eat meat. Your fiendish plan has been foiled! Pavlova, that'd be the ticket.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:12, archived)
# *buys pavlova*
muhahahahah *senses you salivate*
(JoePesky, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I actually did a bit
I love pavlova.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# bwahahhaaha
*rings bell* ;)
(JoePesky, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Or me?
Am I a ticket?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Yes
You also.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:26, archived)
# He can't.
His arms are too short.

yay
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Shant
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:04, archived)
# gold!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:06, archived)
# jesus has a dildo in his butt
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Good lord no. Much too early for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:12, archived)
# i like the lion
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:13, archived)
# He's not the messiah
He's a very naughty boy.


Sorry
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:14, archived)
# I don't know what to make of that
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)
# they dun a book about it


(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Made this for a friend.


She didn't like it.

And might get mad if she sees it posted it here.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# fred flintstone bowls by walking on his toes like that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:53, archived)
# *diddliddliddliddliddliddle"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:53, archived)
# yay!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A20j3PEl3Hk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)
# YABADABADOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:57, archived)
[challenge entry] RP for Compo
(Hairy Midget, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:46, archived)
# That's what they all say.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Brilliant
For reasons I cannot explain, this really makes me laugh. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 4:38, archived)
# haha!!!
awesome! deserveres much more attention you nasty b3ta gits
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Agree with the above
Very witty
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Q-n-D
ManLegs! Arghh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:30, archived)
# I'd probably still let her shave my nuts
Inclemently.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:33, archived)
# oooh grim ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Terror of the dance halls!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:41, archived)
# that lady has got
Fernickerpacker-knees
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:44, archived)
# wow, that won't even google
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:47, archived)
# google doesn't know about
Fernickerpacker-knees
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:52, archived)
# For a moment
it looked like she has her knickers round her ankles.

Damn that cheap elastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:01, archived)
# In the film Short Cuts, she is knickerless, full frontal beaver. Nice.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I don't knwo how new characters are introduced
like your man with his gob open, and the Quo one...

In fact, I'm pretty sure they just catch on cause they're cool, and can't be forced or anything, so introducing Ginge is pointless

but what the hey? nothing ventured, nothing gained right?

ginger kid

ah look at the head on him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# i think you looked charming as a young lad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# hehe i wish i was that beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
#
Photobucket
(lunatek, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# wow, that's fuckin' hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# the eyebrowless freak!
kill it!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# eyebrows!
I wondered what was missing, for some reason couldn't place it
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:18, archived)
# That's all well and good,
But exactly what were you doing looking for young freckly ginger schoolboys in Google Images in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# It's nice to have a hobby
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# exactly
to be honest, I don't know how I came across him


it was just going that way I guess
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# bad choice of words
(JoePesky, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# *spluffs*
or spaffs in lustre's case...
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# So you admit it...
you CAME across him?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# it's ok, i know it's late
but yeah, the kiddy jizzing was the original joke/ bad pun

perhaps a bit too subtle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I'm looking at it
and my mind is telling me it looks photoshopped.

i think it's what I want to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Shit colour balance, shitty fucking shadows.
MGPhotoGraphics.com must be shit. Don't use them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# is liquefying allowed?
it cracks me up, but then I'm simple....

ginger kid

like this kid
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# This is inclement.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# no shit
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# the inclement gingerness
is starting to freak me out. i'm going to bed.
g'night all.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I nearly sprayed my computer with beer
and ended up with it up my nose instead. top draw
(The Director of Directing, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# He's been used here before.
Can't recall by who right off hand.
And in the ginger compo at least once.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# ah coolio
thought it might be a bindun
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Now I dun it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# thatsa like some beastly ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Has anyone ever seen anything other than weather described as inclement?
I think I might use the word in every b3ta comment I make from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# In conversation, I enjoy using words in ther uncommon context.
'promiscuous' is a favorite of mine when referring to network-attached devices
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I've been thinking about this a bit now
You should use the term 'shave my nuts' in every b3ta comment from now on
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# That's an inclement idea.
I'll do it. Shave my nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I think he's very sweet looking
Why do you want us to photoshop him? Why don't YOU photoshop him?

And the liquefy tool doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# ok dokes. I'll get onto it
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# little freak
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Exceedingly quick and ugly
Christ this is rubbish. GIMP on a Macbook using the trackpad is a horrible experience.



Hahahaha that is so fucking rubbish I'm quite ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# The shoes are the wrong way round too
Dear me, that is shocking. Just shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Oh, that was deliberate laziness
I couldn't be bothered finding a pair so I just took one shoe and fucked up the perspective to make it almost work.

I might print this out and frame it and hang it on my wall as an example of my finest work.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Hahaha I didn't scroll far enough and was trying to work out what subtle thing you'd done to his face.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# this is the last you all will see of him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# ah mate, that's genius!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# scary mother!!!
*adopts a david attenborough voice*

And here we see, and all too comon variant of the standard species...

I give you the Long-sighted Ginger kid

long sighted ginger
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
#
(__, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# mental!!!
gotta love it!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# You must be on your period, girly girl.
It's okay because you're a cute little thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:45, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# this kid is just so maliable!!
he's great to play with!

*insert your own paedo-pun here*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:56, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
# What you surveyin' English?
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:21, archived)
#
Whats that upsidedownface?
(lunatek, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:57, archived)
# mornin!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Fucking cunt hell bollocks!
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# i couldn't say that better myself
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
# yikes!
that one kick-started my heart a bit.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
# ah brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA FUCKING BRILLIANT
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# You know you'd had a good
Night out if you woke up next to that. Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I can count to 1.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# this is too easy
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:23, archived)
# I don't see anything wrong about him
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:33, archived)
# arf!
the children won't play with him cos of his dress sense

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:35, archived)
# oh no...
that nappy pic is just way too much!!!

I laughed till i wept!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# uh oh twatter
you sent me off on a wrong tangent...

loves a pie

i'm over tired now

enough

haha
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:06, archived)
# WRONG
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:14, archived)
# but so right.
Gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
#
h0h0h0h0 THATS HAWT.
(lunatek, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 6:47, archived)
# O HAI
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# D=:]
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:51, archived)
# one more
a subtle one to freak you out

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Sectional!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I think that's Pooflake.
www.b3ta.com/questions/schooldays/post359009

Or at least the resemblance is strong...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:57, archived)
# mother of god!
do you think it's clever posting photos like this onto the internets? There are laws against things like this you know!

*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus loves watersports!
Photobucket

hope this loads ok...

are people still using 56k modems?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# give that man a redbull
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# Prepare to be flamed
400kb is the max for animations, this is over 3 times that limit.
Please either optimize it better or post a link to it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Nobody cares.
Or even noticed until you pointed it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Let's see it posted at say 2:04pm then and see if anyone cares
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# *hugs*
there there, my angry little fluffpet
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# nicely done!
Very dramatic
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# la la la la 1.2mb
la la la photobucket
edit: and something about IT'S NOT ABOUT DIALUP, IT'S CAPPED BANDWIDTH YOU FOOL

oh look, a whelk

la la la
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# well i like it!
too many bureaucrats, go team jesus!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# BIGGAR!
Woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# brilliant!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Arf!!
I won't bother looking at the file size, its too good for me to care!!!! :D




*looks*

Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# whopper
ok apologies to those who thought it was too big, i did try to optimise it, but thought it'd be cool running off of photobucket (I thought the 400kb cap was for the b3ta in-house pic storage)

now I know I'll be double careful to keep things small and all

got a bit carried away, it wa soriginally going to be a photostory with 5 frames then Flash started calling to me like the One Ring...


WOOHOOOO!!! Go Jesus Go!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i'd just have put scanlines over the top or something
or made it black and white, and linked to the colour+no scanlines version

i'm not meaning to come across as a cunt -- it's a good animation :) just a tad big...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# cool beans
thanks for the advice there Boris, all good, I'll take that on board

I'd rather people had a good old giggle than waste their time arguing and shit. I mean,lets do what Jeebus did, and spread the love ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# He died
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# But then again he wasnt real
So nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# I was wrestling with GIMP on OSX
which is a bad idea.

Also, see Macbook trackpads + GIMP + OSX. It's like writing with your left hand. After you've sat on it for half an hour. And then used it to wank with.

Anyway, to the point. Jesus didn't spread the love, he spread his arms -- and look what happened then! Someone came along and nailed him to a tree!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# haha that
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# cool story, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Very Terry Gilliam
Wonderful!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# nice one!!
he's a big influence I have to say. his madness used to crack me up as a kid!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Just a little mind fart
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# fucking hell!
fuckety fuuuuuck!


*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# thankyou!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# poor bunny has a new potato for a head
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# shhhii!!
now that's frightening!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# D:
!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# *hides under covers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# *steals blankets*
fancy seeing you here!
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# his name is Bill, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# bill who is this bill of which you speak? his name is elgor
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Oh hello
All me wants is a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# tough
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# Yoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# It could be even worse down there!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# No, it'd hurt a bit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# it's probably just jam
he's made of that rubber stuff those spikey backpacks are made from
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Oh, that's sexy then
*rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# jam is not sexy
it sticks to hairs and rips them out
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# I wasnt talking about the jam...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# good
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# Mmmmm, perforations.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Yes but...
how does it SMELL???
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# no idea
but it has cracking legs
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# WIRES!
it's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Nice legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I'd let my dribble.....wait... no..... Im not going to write that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# those legs will never take stockings
the wires will ladder them
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[challenge entry] Jesus is on vacation
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# he's been on vacation for almost 2,000 years
bout time he got his sodding arse BACK if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Big in japan,
AND FUCKING HUGE IN GREECE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# No he's just very very close
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# 0.0484% improvement in speed and style
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# EVERYTHING
works better with a smiley face
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# ur 2 weird 4 me, ami
Also, I was just watching the colbert report and thought I'd share this:

From the Wall St Journal last week



YES. Absolutely NAILED letting my family down.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Comedy Central?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Yep - the colbert report.
I just screenshotted it from there
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Oh ok.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# OI! JESUS! GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!
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# OH HAI
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# HAHA YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Word up, homeslice.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahaha you bad man hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hi hi hi
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# OH SHIT YOU ARE BACK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ARGH SHIT WHO LET YOU BACK ON THE INTERNETS
FUCK THIS IM GOING AGAIN. *DRAMAS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Ahem.
I mean, hello.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# :(
I've been playing too much MW2 to be on here.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET EXCEPT ME HAS PLAYED THAT GAME :(
Stupid dead computer.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I play too much
The fiend will tell you, Im better than him at it.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Who and what now?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# The fiend off here, I beat him at MW2 on xboxies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Ugh, xboxies.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# >:(
FUNSIES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# DRAMAS
go better with a big handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# You're a big handbag
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Ooooh missus.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# A fecking big pink one
And you, sir, are a big smelly poo face.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I just did a poop
Now I feel a lot better :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# You big silly American person
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# North a bit, Kunuckistan.
We're slightly more silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Oh!
Sorry for the mistake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# ELK ELK ELK ELK ELK
     ELK ELK ELK ELK ELK
     ELK ELK ELK ELK ELK
     ELK ELK ELK ELK ELK
     ELK ELK ELK ELK ELK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# so
you like elk, huh?
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# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Its a warning call.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
# why is it warning?
is it going to charge and/or molest?
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# ELK R DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# and tasty
don't forget tasty
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# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# They're a blast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# vegetarians fart a lot
this is 100% FACT
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# What Dramas? Silent witness
Cold feet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I DONT KNOW.
SOMETHING WITH PLENTY OF FLOUNCING.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Queer as folk?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# i don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# But the font matching algorithm was at 99.487467%....
Its a bit too chunky maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# have you done more of these than grey kid yet
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I dont know.
Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# you are rather silly
that's a good thing
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#
(herman:D, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Couldn't you have shopped out the minger in front?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# The one with the arse tick?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# brilliant
I'm in love!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# That explains it....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# This made me grin like a loon
:-D
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# And we have come full circle
the internet can stop now...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Cool, someone shut it down please
Then we can all go outside and play!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# It's too dark to go out to play now
...and it's nearly my beddybies time too :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# hit the button
and let's go! Me mum says I can play until the street lights are on.

www.turnofftheinternet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha
wait, it didn't work!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# why... you're right...
we're all still here...

DEAR GOD WE'RE ALL STILL HERE!!! We're TRAPPED!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# soon that dead body will start to smell
then what??? Hmm??? we don't have any fire as to cook it with...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i shall rub my heels together
the dry skin will soon cause enough heat and friction to start a roaring blaze
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# mmm...
as long as I can have a breast, I'm fine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# EVERYONE DON'T PANIC,
JUST STAY CALM....PLEASE..


it makes you easier to catch.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# firefox prevented this site from opening a popup window
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I just did this joke.
3 posts down or so.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Not really
You had the same ol' source pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# i appear to be
somewhat less subtle than yourself....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# ...
c'mon, mate...

WHERE'S THE SPARKLY BIKINI?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# everything looks better with a sparkly bikini
except anne widdecombe
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Ahhhhh, I see!
NOW I get it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# No you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# What is the difference between those two pictures?
maybe it's because I just woke up but for the life of me the only difference I can find is the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# The base is darker in one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Maybe,
but you obviously didn't do it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# wonderfullness.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# GC
:)
(JoePesky, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# is it a glass cock
because it now seems everyone's seen it?

Well realised. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# haha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Tiger got Wood
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Stunning
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Merging another stream


Pro or Am Tour?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# good job it's glass
if it was ice, it'd melt
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I stopped at 4
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Just as well
The page would be wide enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Arfage abounds
For some reason I feel that a Hi Cockalorum is in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
Well executed ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# :D!!!!!!!
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# "Comic Man" new web comic by Sam Graham!


Click for bigger (303 kb)

See more of my funnies here
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Themes explored here include self-awareness and the breaking of the fourth wall.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
#
heh
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# That was my reaction to your comic as well
Nice draws, thought your website's banner scares me a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# aw
but thanks!
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Animal Man?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# huh
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Comic Man is imprisoned by the fourth wall.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I like this!
That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Oh God!
There I am in a different reply!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Hello?
Are you out there, Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# *dies*
:-) glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Well played, Sir!
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 5:50, archived)

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