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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)

SEXUAL.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)

HEALING.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:27, archived)

Glowing circuit board girl is ace.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)

This is not me, but it could have been eh.

mean jokes, now.

(knightowlthesecond Fuck you marxist scum, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)

it is well sound!

aii!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)

ire?

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TheOther, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)

something like that

i'm a middleclass white guy from bristol. I'm only slightly more qualified to make impressions of hip hop types than Tim Westwood.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)

middleclass?

*doffs hat*

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TheOther, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)

stay back oik!

or i shall have to unleash the all the wit a medicore comprehensive can bestow in a man!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)

"the all the"

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TheOther, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)

yes!?!

hmmmm?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)

*slaps with hat mid doff*

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TheOther, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)

*writes to Daily Fail about it

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)

for real?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)

4real?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)

he's a twat, prolly a dead one now though!

(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)

it's been about 20 years

i think we can assume he's dead in a shallow grave in the woods in kidderminster...

...I've said too much. bye.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)

could just be a really really keep swimmer.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)

Well I suppose you could say visionary

Not just for his music but preempting emos:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)

I met Nicky Wire and Sean Coombs a couple of weeks ago

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)

I've met riverghost in real life!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)

don't be silly

he's not real

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)

He is too

He looks like a camera pointing at Earls Court Road!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)

me too!

he met me at the same time - how weird is that?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)

Did he mention his politics degree?

He has one, you know.

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)

awww, give him a hand

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)

Did anyone watch that C4 programme Castoffs?

I thought that was fantastic.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)

nay, never heard of it

*googles*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)

Fantastic. Truely brilliant TV

It was a Castagays spoof written buy the guys that did Shameless. Same premis but all the people were diabled. There was a flidamite, a paraplegic, a girl with cherubism, a midget.
Very well written and produced plus they managed to find actors with those conditions and those they didn't they trained them up.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)

ah ok, it's on 4oD so i may just give it a gander then.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)

really good

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)

cherubism

not as cute as it sounds

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)

oof

*guilty laugh*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)

big face syndrome.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)

flyd

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TheOther, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)

BIRFDAY CHEEZ!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)

huzzah and "would"

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TheOther, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)

It's obviously a ladyboy

YOu can see a bauble!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)

*shifts uneasily*

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TheOther, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)

That's a lot of cheese for a 9 year old. It will give bad dreams!

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:16, archived)

"smell my cheese you mother!!!!"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)

don't be silly

that's clearly christmas cheese

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)

No that's a tumour:P

Actually it was birthday as I took the photo and bought the cheese:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)

haha

and, ew!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)

Perfect foreplay.

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)

Cheeses!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)

Baby cheese?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)

Ah sweet baby Cheesus

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)

urrghh

awful little tasteless balls of rubber-matter

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)

^This

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)

I don't like wasting food so I won't....but...

I always want to get a bag of those and try drop kicking em really hard down the street with my steels toe caps on.
A: to see how far they would fly
B: to see if I could get em to pop out of their skins as I did so...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)

what about skimming

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)

well you can though

it's not food.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)

they're quite tough

they were invented by dutch arabs for trips through the rocky terrain of afganistan

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)

ha ha

I would love this to be true!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)

Awww, he's helping the teacher.

They must be short handed.

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)

T-Rex likes to boogie..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)

Hahaha

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TheOther, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)

Candles!

Enjoy..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)

Yay Flids!

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Vulthoom, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)

Hahahaha!

Another one for you, Lord Satan..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)

No mean jokes?

Like if he's been in the Village People it would have been TMCA?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Vulthoom, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)

You're a creature of the night, Michael!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)

Your one of us Corey, one of us, one of us

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)

Whos a dead mother****** now?!

Ya dig?

(knightowlthesecond Fuck you marxist scum, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)

Death by stereo

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)

rip

but he didn't half look a bit of a dodgy looking fellow

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FIEND, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)

THREE haircuts on ONE head.

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)

Oh my god - the attack of Eddie Munster!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)

My own brother a shit stabbing vampire!

no wait...

...Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)

He got you too?

(knightowlthesecond Fuck you marxist scum, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)

I was quite suprised that the second film was remarkably less shite than I thought it would be.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)

just read that, drugs or suicide?

In other news, Alice in Wonderland is utterly* fucking brilliant

*aside for some areas of "and then that happened and then that happened and then that happened" early on and poor acting in a few places from Alice, both of which I put down to it being so much of a green screen thing. But all in all, fuck, I want to watch it again right away, and need my own Cheshire Cat to cuddle while watching, and an Anne Hathaway to do rude things with

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)

Wotcha

Sorry had soem sgit to sort out and I haven't managed to get Fran to passing on the Being Human image of yours for Leah to sign. :(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)

s'ok :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)

You'll get to meet Fran is you come down the London bash.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:13, archived)

I shall try very very hard this time :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:16, archived)

I don't think Leah/Leona will be there though

although it'd probably do a lot for turnout:P

Fran if you're reading this you can kill me later:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)

That's a relief. After Archie's comments, earlier today, I thought it was going to be disappointing.

Can't wait to see it.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)

My current thinking is its Burton's best

so many bits that made we just go wow.
The Caterpillar is incredible, beautiful smoke effects
Every movement the cat makes
The doormouse, the march hair, really incredible animation work
Depp is wonderfully under used, he's in no way the main role
Bonham Carter is almost as good as Miranda Richardson in Blackadder
so much so good
but do expect a few bits of emotionless greenscreening, story progression and acting trouble

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)

I love Anne Hathaway so much

I want to tie her up in my basement and dose her with PCP. In a good way.

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boris the spider, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)

You want to take her cottaging:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)

Frankly I'd do anything

Dogging, cottaging or that lesser-known combination of the two, cogging.

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boris the spider, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)

Accidental overdose, seemingly.

And if I ever stop working nights I'll do my best to catch "Alice" at the flicks..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)

My own personal threadjack..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)

The long arm of The Law..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)

Danse Macabre

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Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thats superb

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:59, archived)

hahahaha

win win win:D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)

I've been trying to do a Alice in Wonderbra but my photo-shopping skills don't stack up for that one

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)

steal Barbarossa's from earlier

www.b3ta.com/board/9952493

and pass it off as your own

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)

That saved me from much ridicule. Mine was awful,...and as it seems not original.

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:07, archived)

Mapping the universe now...

Inspired by this thread

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BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)

It's on wheels!

So THAT'S how it works!

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)

So apparently 99% of UK roads will be on Google streetview tomorrow.

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zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)

Before we moved to our new urban office

I used to work in the office at my boss's house, right out in the middle of the shropshire hills, proper middle of nowhere. Saw a streetview car go past one lunchtime though - tiny one track road on the top of a mountain.

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BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)

Well that'll be handy.

I was having a look at what's currently up there earlier, and apparently they've already done the M4. In case you're wondering what that looks like.

SCENIC

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zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)

hopefully you did something inane and funny like this

maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Rugdeveien+39+Bergen&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=39.320439,60.205078&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Rugdeveien+39,+5097+Bergen,+Hordaland,+Norway&ll=60.360883,5.369267&spn=0.001502,0.003675&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=60.360882,5.369247&panoid=0JCPeE6vZt195sDiXZaCsw&cbp=12,30.05,,1,13.87

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)

If you head down the street to the right they chase after you

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zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)

i know

creeaazy swedes

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)

Oh those crazy Bergenites

What whacky shenanigans will they get up to next?

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boris the spider, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)

Mappin and Webb Stargate Security FTW

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)

ha ha that's ace

I get as much as some kind of burglarisation has taken place? but can someone furnish me with the story?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8559744.stm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)

ah Cheers

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:26, archived)

Here...

I Love Horses

Hang on, that's not right is it?

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)

www.horselinkmagazine.com

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)

heheheh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)

i keep seeing the caption over the motorbike as

"look out! watch where you're going! you're facing the wrong way!"

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)

Multiple thread-stitching wonderment..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)

ARF!

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:10, archived)

Prepare to be smited

Uploaded some more God Roulette at link below

www.flickr.com/photos/staggs28/sets/72157623467815655/with/4422686980/

First comedy in ages from me and its been fun!

(staggs28, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

more chatroulette?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

*puts on his cloak and wizard hat*

What?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

*makes 'shiny helmet' comment*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)

*comments on shiny helmet comment*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)

Am i too late for this?

newsimg.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8526093.stm

(Jazzy Jeff, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)

I alway wonder who Dr Congo is, and whether I can get an appointment?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)

give me the news

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

Today's news is a repeat of last sunday's omnibus edition

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)

Needs more originality, creativity and humour.

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zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)

Harsh Wednesday!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)

I think a major mobile network have already done that

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

I'm grouchy

It's easiest if I take it out on people I don't know.

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zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)

I always think DR Congo is pronounced "Doctor Congo"

I've got all the Dr Congo books:
Doctor Congo and the Mystery of the Magic Bollocks
Dr Congo and the Something or Other
Dr Congo and the Can't Be Arsed Anymore

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)

drink my piss of the mind, loser ;P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)

Aw, you had less to type so you got yours in first ;)

To be honest I bet everyone on the planet thinks it's "doctor" too :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

Left finger, right finger. They call it typing. You want one, darling?

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)

ewwwwwww

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)

INVISIBLE BLOWPIPE

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

Hahahaha

Don't forget to breathe...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

or eat thems custard cweams

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)

so who is this guy?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)

it's both hilarious and hideous to watch

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLkdughChAU

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)

oh dear god!

is that man for real? She's an utter horror!

argh! - he's a bed pisser!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)

did you see the sister on part 4? oh god

blackest teeth i have ever seen, it looks like shes been sucking on cough drops her whole life.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)

on part 3 now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)

gripping isn't it?

LOL

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)

I've never watched so much Kyle

FUCK ME - IS SHE WEARING A GUMSHIELD?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)

I bet not one of them is over 32 years old

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)

would you kiss her?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

*BOKE*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)

hahaha, the bit were dean cracks up laughing at her had me stitches

what a dirty little inbred legend

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)

That women looks like a man

really looks like a man

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)

the best bit is where he says

"no i don't drink everyday, just maybe....4 or 5 times a day" hahaha, i think it's in part 2.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)

Are you startled by biscuits?

Contact the Jeremy Kyle show today and he'll stuff a custard cream in your eye for laughs.

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)

Hahahaha

You think he's about to cough but aahh he had you fooled :D

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)

wotcha lookin' at?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)

ben kingsley?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)

peter andre

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)

Hahaha

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)

Don't cover him in kisses - you'll encourage him

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)

IRA are so last season

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)

...oh dear.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)

TJ coz I'm bored. From the BBC site

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)

Pffft.

Job.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)

jobbies!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)

Was that Jimbo Job I heard you say??????

Alas this isn't mine, so can't take the credit

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)

Oh for....

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)

My childhood :(

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

The mid air version is only for the really adventurous.

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

like this you mean?

in association with theeeeeeeeeeee USA AF whatever

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)

Schnarf

I just misread "Clint" as "Cunt". Particularly funny when read as "Meryl Streep in a Cunt"

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)

This would get you arrested in Australia

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)

RIS?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)

I quite like him.

Is that allowed? Or should I be screaming about what an unfunny, irritating posh bastard he is and generally getting quite upset about the whole thing?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)

oh no

but then I like Michael MacIntyre

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)

The one where he followed the American Nazi for a while was a gem.

It turned out the Nazi was a fan of, "Are You Being Served" and Louis's attempts to make him say, "I'm FREE!" were comedy gold.

EDIT: I've mixed my metaphors into a piece of jewellery.

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)

mixing your metaphors

is the thin end of the slippery slope

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)

Hahahaha!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)

there's always one bad egg

that spoils the apple-cart

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)

hmmm, im not sure what i think of him.

he does that whole "im a bit naive and dim" act to the people he is interviewing, so he can get what he wants out of them, its a bit weird.

having said that, his shows are entertaining.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)

I don't get it. All we see is grainy un-datable videos or recordings.

..but he still manages to do his online banking!

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)

I've got a lot of time

for him & his Dad

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fuscous, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)

His cousin is super fucking awesome

www.imdb.com/name/nm0857620/

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)

Not at all, I really enjoy the majority of his programmes

The Jimmy Savvile one was hilarious!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)

TJ:

Just heard Corry Haim has died from an Overdose

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)

Onion Dance?

also - didja see this on the beebnews?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)

Onion Dance?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)

haha

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJA!!!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)

be's ware

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)

haha

they hide behind the ceiling tiles

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)

and switch bog roll for kitchen roll

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)

that's not as bad as switching bog roll for Swiss roll

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)

Or arctic roll

/late to the thread blog

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)

I think I can see the missing key to form Voltron!

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)

yes

I expect so
whu?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)

do what with a what now?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)

hahah

that took a while

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)

heh... was seriously ris'ing

then lols

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)

What am I looking at, Riverghost?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)

Oi!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)

Haha

needs more minute by minute updates ;)

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)

I did miss one yesterday

A couple of dodgy looking tramps hanging out outside Boot. Turned out to be undercover police on a drugs bust.

EDIT: RG is bought to you today by the word 'out'...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)

Classic

So undercover were they that you spotted them a mile off and almost took pictures

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)

Naaa I was doing ToCh25 at the time and didn't have time:P

*provides geek to English dictionary*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)

I like that the bbc are warning the motorcyclist on the right

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)

Haha - I see your quo

and I raise you a McCann photofit abductor. :)

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)

Dohoho

I see her.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)

Haha - I see your McCann photofit abductor

and I raise you a Henry. :)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)

hehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)

The phrase Look Out just means one thing to me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)

haha

remember the Japanese car ads from the 80s?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

booo!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)

That's why the board's so slow just now

Everyone's in mourning and watching "Lost Boys" in tribute.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)

The board's being very strange the last couple of weeks.

Tons of spammers threadrushing who then get more replies than board members then slowing to almost standstill for hours on end.

Lots of people seem to be missing too :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)

So that's what happened to him

I'll let The Thrills know

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)

ONOES!

raises gif at half mast

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)

"It's going down like this."

/Lost Boys 2 blog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)

Hahaha

I love that film:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)

Hahah

Oh Theroux, what will lou get up to next?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)

Kill them all!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)

With Fire!

and if that doesn't work with Liquid Nitrogen and a Hammer - MC Hammer ofc!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)

I need to get me some 2X03 Blood

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)

All politicians are the same.

Lying, self-serving scum.

Everything they say is just to placate the voters.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)

All is a strong term

99% is probably more accurate

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)

79.831% of all Statistics are a lie!

and so is the Cake!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)

and so are those signs which say there is a speedcamera

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)

I thought that

78% of statistics were made up on the spot so as to prove a point

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)

4/3 People don't even know what statistics are

(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)

bah now I want cake

...and tea mmmm

(spook, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)

Call me a cynic

But I don't trust anyone who goes into politics deliberately.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)

So will you not be voting then?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)

I will be voting.

Reluctantly.

It will make no difference, but I'm not throwing it away.

There is some small, not-yet-dead, romantic part of me that hopes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)

I hear you,

Although, the thought of 4 years of "Call me Dave" is enough to get me down the polling booth..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)

I won't be voting for either Call Me Dave or Gordon Is A Moron.

But then ... who I do vote for won't stand a chance against the juggernaut tyrrany of the two big parties.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)

pirate party!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)

Kind of self-defeating if you believe in the "Juggernaut of the 2 party State" theory

and say that you won't throw your vote away by not voting, yet you will waste it on a meaningless protest vote for a "no-hope of getting in" Party.

I will throw my vote away - I will only vote when there is something worth voting for and something you can believe and trust in.

Really we aren't going to change things until someone with enough authority decides to change things - such as the Union Leaders standing up and saying we won;t support New Labour any longer and set up a new party for the Working Class.

/soapbox packed away

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)

Well I do believe that if you don't vote, you didn't even try to change things

And therefore you can't complain when you don't like it.

The problem is that here in the West we're so warm, fat and comfortable that we don't really want to change anything that drastically. Of course we all enjoy a good moan, but that's all it is.

Maybe I'm just going to vote so that I can complain without feeling like a hippo.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)

as if we have a say in what happens anyway

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)

Lets get a B3ta MP :D!

May I recommend Scunthorpe? :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)

Hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)

you sure can...

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)

Well Done. My Vote is now taken

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)

I'll vote for anyone who enforces 15b

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)

what about

No masturbating unless being watched by ceiling cat?

:-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)

You sick freak.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)

; )

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)

I cannot endorse this manifesto hard enough.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)

Where's dogs dressed as people dressed as food?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)

It's a damn outrage is what it is.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)

pretty sure its in there somewhere

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)

Yeah.... I can't read :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)

I'm a tad unhappy

about 6 though. I don't want to move back Oop North™ because it holds too many bad memories for me :(

My cats will have something to say about 15a as well. And 12.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)

GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)

Noooooooooooooo!

I want to stay here where my house and cats and stuffs is! Oh and Mr Space Bunny too. Though at least he'll get to stay in Wales :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)

What about 21 then?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)

Well, that's banned

that's bannedso I couldn't possibly comment.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)

Maybe

we could relocate your place of birth to within 10 metres of your current location.
You can get a government grant for the skip hire.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)

Hahaha I laughed heartily when I read this

following on from 2, has anyone tried Crabbies (alcoholic ginger ale if you hadn't heard)? I think it's rather good.

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)

Yes I have!

And yes it is. Why they haven't done this before now escapes me. It's my tipple of choice when I go out at the moment (which admittedly isn't very often).

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)

same for me! So warming and delicious

I know what you mean. After all, it is called ginger BEER, so it took them this long to make an alco version :S

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)

no mention of jaffa cakes

they're a key issue in my constituency

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)

i wish i could remember

why i pushed for the free dispensing of tesco-value cup-a-soup

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)

to keep the proles out of your tins cupboard

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)

Can I have a kazoo instead of a nose flute?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)

this is the future

..the good future

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

This has not been my experience.

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)

I remeber voting for tutiton fees too

oh no

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)

Paul McCartney?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)

I was just thinking that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)

they both have ghastly faces, especially blair, he looks more evil with age

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)

someone said start a new thread...

just as I was posting this

and I thought about this

which is pretty much what appeared in the new thread, although these change with whether the post is even or odd on the page.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)

Oooh that's cool

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)

I have come to the conclusion

that you are a clever lil bunny at this interwebs stuff.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)

Clever stuff

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)

As this works its way down the page with new posts, the background will change.

Cross your eyes

Light = daytime snow; dark = dusk.
Apologies to anybody who is using an older browser that doesn't process transparent .png files properly.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)

snow is amusing me today

as my parents are in spain with the snow.
that'll teach them not to fuck off to warmer countries without me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)

Delicious

Revenge is a dish best eaten cold

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)

and chocolatey

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)

These never work for me

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)

me neither

I just keep getting headaches

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)

try looking at two boxes of Nurofen

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)

pffft

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)

try this...

sit at roughly arm's length from the monitor and put your finger on the screen, between the left and right images.

looking at your finger and slowly, bring your finger closer to your eyes until, at roughly 6" or so from your nose, the left and right images on the screen should overlap (remember that both eyes are still looking at your finger).

Keeping your finger where it is, then try to focus on the images rather than your finger (doesn't matter how long it takes you to do this).

Once you've done it a few times, you don't need to use your finger any more.

It is a skill worth picking up.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)

*cuts off finger*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)

it all just goes blurred for me

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)

*sticks finger in eye*

edit: right i'm off to do something productive rather than spend my life here (much tho I'd like to, I can't justify it or pretend I am working)

Byeeee!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)

*sees dead people*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)

*trips over rake, bangs head on swing, spins and falls into pond*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)

hahahaha

are you working in a shed?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)

Something like that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)

"Once you've done it a few times, you don't need to use your finger any more."

......
......
ooh er.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)

it should now be loose enough to get your whole fist in

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)

That's what your Mum said

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acab, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)

Is it a sailboat?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)

No its a schooner

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)

A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)

Who's your favourite New kid?

Yeah call me Joey

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)

Hey! That girl's only 15!

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)

what are you?

A pirate?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)

Arrrrrrrrr!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)

ah! I'm used to having my eyes converge on a point beyond the image (usual way for magiceye images)

as I've been doing that for these, the 3d has always looked "backwards"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)

I just get two blurry images

I can do magic eye pics

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)

I've got a migraine now :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)

my eyes have now imploded

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)

Lovely! Consider me suitably impressed.

It's a bit big though - I had to ctrl- four times before it was small enough to work.

Edit: Oh, ok, I'm doing it backwards, sorry!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)

I'm glad you liked it

I would have preferred it to be a bit smaller but I am just toying with it (the picture that is)
Here's another one that should change as people post above it

Not worth a thread of its own.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)

Yes I do :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)

Someone start a new thread!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)

Proper Good

Nice touch with the balloon text

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)

But if Zoidberg fixes it.. perhaps gifts!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

I'll just leave this here...

He's a true blue.

(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)

from that angle we can see what he talks out of

...and his face

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)

Depends what you consider his face

I consider that ass his face because it fits his policies...

... and it's a little bit insulting too :)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)

Tell me about the conservative's bum policies

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zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)

Well for one;

I hear they've got links with Rupert Murdoc:
You know, that limey greedy Australian media man who wants to tear the BBC apart. Vote for Cameron and you vote for killing TV

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)

More bums for hard working white people in the home counties. Fewer bums for asylum seekers.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)

er...

And with that I'm off for the day! Bye b3ta!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)

I entirely agree with all the matters raised in this post.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)

I don't know

which one is worse to look at...

(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)

no, please, take it with you

i insist

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)

I wish I could

but this is an arse we're going to be seeing for a few years yet.

(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)

where did i leave my eye-gouging spoon...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)

*passes spoon*

sorry - just had to borrow it for a sec

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)

you were using it to eat nutella?

wait, this is not nutella! use a fucking laxative next time, freddy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)

I was using it to cup my breasts

I've cleaned it tho

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)

well, it is a large spoon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)

next to...

your child poking fork?

(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)

of course!

i'd forgotten about that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)

Well....not unless

We all get off our collective backside and vote. (and no "but they're all crap" arguments) please, just vote for anyone...please!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)

Very true.

It's just trying to find the lesser of the evils.

(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)

pfft

nicely, if a little disturbing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)

Arrrghhh that makes me feel sick

...I mean Denim shorts, AND socks! Cm'on

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)

it's the german tourist look

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)

that's the sort of dress sense I'd expect to see in "the poeple of walmart" O_o

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)

ironically, that's the kind of spelling mistake

I'd expect to see in "The People of WalMart"

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)

I could ninja it, but I won't :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)

pffft.....

nicely

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)

Its so hard to find images from this TV show. Typing Two guys and a Girl into Google gives unlimited wrong results.

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)

wouldn't

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)

haha nonsense

Is she the same bird who was in Dharma & Greg?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)

no

edit: though I like dahma and greg

Never seen this series before...

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)

Dharma & Greg is an abortion of a programme.

edit: Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place isn't any better.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)

and you never watch anything shit?

I'd rather watch that than reality shows or eastenders....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)

^this

although i'd rather shove a giant agave cactus up my starfish than watch dharma and greg

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)

Why would you watch things that you thought were shit?

Why waste your time?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)

Masochism.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)

erm time spent on b3ta today

4 hours.

Waste time....no i'd never do that....

hahahaha
reminds me - I must go and do some decorating... or at least get dressed before the kids come home from school.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)

Because there is a difference between "good" and "enjoyable"

A point many people miss when they confuse "I don't like this" with "this is bad".

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)

I love Eastenders

but it is truly awful

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)

Hollyoaks

precisely because its so shit and a waste of time

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)

Yeah, I watch King of Queens; that's shit.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)

and I love america's next top model

Shh tell no one.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)

me too...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)

unlike you, I don't watch it with a box of tissues

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)

You Lie!

(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)

as long as you're only wanking over them

and not actually paying attention to the show, i'm prepared to let you off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)

Its Traylor Howard

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)

I stopped watching it when it changed to 'Two Guys and a Girl'

So I can't remember.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)

...did they ditch the Pizza place? I can't remember that but do remember the name change.

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)

I'm not entirely sure because I stopped watching.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)

did you miss the pizza too much?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)

You got me; two guys, a girl AND pizza equals out.

Two guys and a girl should be limited to porn.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)

What sort of a name is that?

Howard = Christian name. Traylor = an approximation of a surname.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)

I think they put a R in by accident.

I remember reading a while back that in the US many people make up the name they want if they don't know how it is spelt.

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)

God bless them all.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)

Ray Traylor was the real name of The Big Boss Man

(late 80's/Early nineties WWF Wrestler-also My personal favourite-now dead-purely a coincidence I assure you)

(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)

You should see the other end

*offers cayke to all*

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TheOther, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)

happy candle day!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)

...he's got a petrol pump stuck up it?

aww he's lit your candle. Happy b3taday!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)

silly jumbo! curry is not for elephants!

also, you appear to be aflame. well done.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)

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TheOther, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)

You flash git.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)

Not photoshop?

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)

Happappay candles day!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)

HAPPY CANDAAALLLLLLLS

man, Corey Haim has died

Death not by stereo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)

only 38

damn.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)

Im suprised it took this long...

..that interview for he did for E was rather. . . interesting.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)

bloody hell...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)

Happy candle day

I've made you a special manatea.

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)

Elephants...Manatees...Hippos...

...Is it national large mammal week :o

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)

Happy Candles!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)

It burns!

Happy Candles

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)

Happy b3taday,

and woo to your flaming elephant!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)

I made this after watching this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FnmnuDiVno

(moistness, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)

...!

[Edit]- And i really am getting so fed up of seeing that smug wankers face.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

That's lovely.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)

Same kind of thing over here

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)

hahahaha... thats fab!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)

at the other end....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)

Mandelson fits that *far* too well.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)

The others to about 5 mins each to shop in - he to 5 seconds! (as his wife will confirm)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)

that's as good as my best orgasm ever, times'd by 1000

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)

thanks

how good is 1000 orgasms?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)

it's the metric system

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)

not quite as good as a hit of heroin

according to the film

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)

NO!

Trainspotting = good.
Tories = not good.

Dichotomy.

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chog24, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)

aw, cheer up :)

cheer up :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)

brilliant

*click*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)

it's better with the music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWpgHM0tXAY

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)

Brill :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)

thanks, it's a pea from a little while ago

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)

Get used to it

you're more than likely going to see him round quite a bit for the next for 4 years at least....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)

: ((

fuckin' politics eh?

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)

I'm going to vote for the British Anarchist Party (BAP)

they won't be standing in any elections which saves me going out to vote - this is pure win!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)

Is Cameron now a meme?

I like this, I think its good

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)

He's a twat and a meme

Tweme? or a Memat?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)

Twatme

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)

Arf!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)

Oh right, if you insist....

*twats*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)

Yes

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)

arf

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)

haha

nice shadow too :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)

Hahahaha

Excellent.

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Excellent..

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)

hahaha! The picture for "A" is a brilliant choice :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)

Yes!

Like this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)

i'd like to give him a stroke in the bollocks.

no, wait, not a stroke. what's that other word? oh yes, a kick.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)

Spoofage = top

Now, if only we could get this on prime time tv

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chog24, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)

nicely

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)

The new Prime President

He reminds me of a kid I went school with whos dad was on the governers board... In other words I want to punch the the sod.

(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)

Did you go to Hogwarts?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)

Gah!

Even the kid on the left is looking at him like he's a bell-end.

(Double A Mud the fur cuss, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)

I got a tour round my local mason meeting place thingy

(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)

Haha

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Monty Propps, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)

don't go defaming us masons by linking us to Cameron... I mean, PLEASE!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)

Actually

I have had complaints from some arses too.

(moistness, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)

so now I'm doing ok with filters & blue in PS

here's another - hope it's not bindun.

as monkdagola suggested avatar porn, I went with drugs instead :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)

Maybe she's born with it?

Sorry, mis-read that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)

Near the top linking-because-I-laughed-at-it:

www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/mar/10/bbc-gordon-brown-match-day

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zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)

Oh, that's wonderful...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)

hmmm

/links thataway

*files under who cares*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)

WHAT

Links are fine, just not in a new thread. Awful nazi-ing.

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zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)

ooh watchout!! its the Board Nazi-Nazis!!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)

I've seen people slated for much less here

And links are usually related to the post, rather than random football articles. Sea tramp slated someone last night for daring to use the word awesome so back off buddy!!!

And is there such a thing as good nazi-ing?

:D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)

SeaTramp should not really be used as

weathervane on many things...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)

BBC does the right thing

Mail readers still use it as opportunity for a pop at the Beeb

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)

OMG I shouldn't even read mail reader comments

It pust me in such a bad mood :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)

So annoying it made me actually make an account....

On the daily mail site, i feel dirty.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)

Maybe

if Talk to Frank got James Cameron to do their advert and not David Mitchell pretending to be a dog, people might listen

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)

yeah - super creepy

A friend of my ex had a son called Charlie and was toying with the idea of calling his new daughter Avaline....

Genius or nutsack?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)

Yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)

How about Nosecandy?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)

wasn't she one of the boswell's from hit TV series Bread

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)

haha

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)

'hit TV series'

Is that a series that makes you want to hit your TV?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)

hahahahhaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)

'ave we done 'aveabanana yet?

/nicely done, by the way

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)

it's all bin' done

there is no originality.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

thought I was original

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)

I think you made the right decision

I hear the porn's being saved for the DVD.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)

a genuine 'blue' movie

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)

yeah and as I've already done octopus sex, there is no going back

www.b3ta.com/board/9952617

*awaits obvious jokes*

:D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)

Those far-away eyes

take me to a far-away place.

(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)

the whole film would have been greatly improved

if the plot had segued into that of pulp fiction about halfway through

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)

'ning[yep]

(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)

Ace fillum

Mrs V & I watched those three back-to-back-to-back a few weekends ago.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)

Yup, sounds like a plan.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)

Arf!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)

hahaha! Omen (the original, not the remake with no atmosphere) was ace :D

cor, I finally escaped that meeting!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)

Thing with the remake

well-made, well cast, looked great

UTTERLY POINTLESS!

props to giving Giovanni Radice a part in a mjor hollywood film

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)

the original had such atmosphere, but the remake was so sterile in my opinion....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)

The original is a classic

the remake and the one with the girl as the Anti-Christ need to be burnt as a sacrifice to Gods of Film-making in the hope we can appease them

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)

^this^

with shiny bells on

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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)

They don't make music like this anymore :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OkFLdPaoZQ

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)

YES!

also, the guys who remade the Wicker Man....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)

Absolutely

I have never been more enraged about a remake than that one!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)

well, maybe "deathrace 2000" ;D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)

how about them redoing the italian job

sacre bleu

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)

aaaarrrrrggghhhh! and "Get Carter" - fuck me that was painful...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)

I'd blow his bloody doors off

the person who came up with those ideas *shakes fist*

And jude cuntytwat law *shudders*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)

the only time Jude Law has been good in anything was Gattica

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)

Itlain Job

perfectly adequate action film

DON'T CALL IT THE ITALIAN JOB

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)

dear god, that one really was an abomination

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)

I love Prodigy's link to

"Step away from the bike!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHg22_gy2FM

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)

did they make a newer one then?

my bunker clearly doesn't let me get out much

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)

in 2006

www.imdb.com/title/tt0466909/

oh, and the 4th one: Omen IV: The Awakening
www.imdb.com/title/tt0102585/

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)

hmmmm

looks like it was remade so they could release it on 6/6/06.

Twats.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)

Yes

also the one with the girl anti-christ is like I Love Horses but not as scary :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)

^ this.

completely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)

have you seen teh amount of movies they are currently trying to remake?

it's just heartbreaking what they are trying to cash in on...

Flight of the Navigator? Karate Kid? Robocop? Total Recall?

WHY?!?!?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)

Easy money, I'm guessing.

And a complete lack of creativity on the part of Hollywood. There's still some good stuff coming out from non-US sources.

Sadly, for every 'The Lives of Others' or '36' we get 10 'Saw' sequels and the like.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)

or those god-awful spoof "movie" movies

epic movie, superhero movie, disaster movie, ad infinitum

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)

and then, there's *shudders*

Will 'No, I am funny really' Ferrell....

See also Adam Sandler, etc etc etc etc

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)

Indeed what has happened to the genuinely funny people?

There is no new talent just people who act and we are told these are funny guys and we must find them funny else we are not funny and are void of a sense of humour.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)

Saturday Night Live must shoulder some

of the blame.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)

Americans have lost their sense of humour

as Friday and Saturday Night Live did launch some genuine funny people - Mike Myers, Steve Martin (in his early stuff), Bill Murray etc.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)

Steve Carel is funny

even if his film choices leave a bit to be desired

And I like Seth Rogen too.

But I prefer comedies where they use proper actors.
Like Midnight Run

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)

Midnight Run...

Now there's a fine film.

*highly approves*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)

One of top five

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)

Shameful, I know, but I did fine Billy Madison funny.

plus it has Bridgette Wilson in it...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)

Because children are stupid, uppity and precocious

As such, they generally won't go to see "old" films, so if they "remake" them, they're more attractive, they can make more money out of the same francise, and generally buying the rights is cheaper than employing scripwriters and all that bollocks to come up with something original and/or interesting.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)

my favourite

non-remade film is Gone in 60 Seconds.

(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)

not this one

(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)

It's a remake!

sorry

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)

talking about

the original here

(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)

hold the phone!!!!

WHAT??? they are remaking total recall?

*makes tea in a huff*

*decides to use cup instead*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)

I watched Hitchcock's The Birds for the first time the other day.

Partly because Mrs V and I bought a box set of 14 HCs in the sales, and partly because I heard on here that they're remaking it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)

that is a scary film

it gets in your head, much better than modern nonsense like Saw that rely on shocks and gore. Bet they ruin the remake by changing the birds into Nazguls or something.

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)

My Mum saw it at the cinema when it first came out.

When she got home a pigeon had got down the chimney and was sat waiting for them, all sooty and panicky...

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)

its the black ones you have to watch

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8080966.stm

also reports of it all over t'internets

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)

excellent...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)

is it just me

or does that omen kid look like jon venebles

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Barksley thinks he doesn't think he thinks, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)

Chamelemong....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)

Sammy Davies Jnr?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)

Racist!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)

Mornington Crescent!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)

I see your Mornington Crescent and raise it with

Nigel Farage enjoying his Marge:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)

Have at you, Sir!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)

*LOL*

Egads, I am bested!

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)

how about...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)

or....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)

Hahahaha

Andrew Neil's Jellied Eels

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)

Hahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)

OR EVEN..

Winona Ryder's Knitted Spider

>Insert image here<

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)

Now that sounds

*very* wrong...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)

Legend

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmKxgRzc3f0

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)

aww bless

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)

Poor fella.

His friend will help him out:

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)

ARF!

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)

hahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)

hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)

WIN!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)

What a chirpy little fellow!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)

The 3 minute 55 second mile

Q&D but I can't believe after nearly a week of this compo there's been no TICK.

He's nigh indestructible you know.

CFB if you can really be bothered.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)

nicely

not seen him for ages

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)

SPOON!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)

or bananaman

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)

Spreading his Buttery Justice!

(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)

Obviously you didn't look hard enough.

www.b3ta.com/board/9945778
(equally quick and dirty)

(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)

Ah good - faith in b3ta is restored...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)

Alternative cover for Tony Blair's memoirs 'The Journey'

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)

Good Lord!

*desperately tries to unsee*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:18, archived)

nononononono

the horror!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)

christ on a bike

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)

well....

um..

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)

hideous

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)

Third hard on of the day!

No wait...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)

Oh my stars.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)

yah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)

oh dear :P

You know, the 'W' stands for Dubya ;)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)

Has someone changed the NSFW settings

more and more images are NSFW in my opinion.

Maybe the question should read "where do you work that these images are acceptable?"

(wallnut, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)

this

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)

I work in that place off that film Hostel.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)

should be Ok for you then!

(wallnut, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)

that

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)

I think in this case the nudity is entirely justified satirically.

For pr0n, there's NSFW. For everything else, there's Adblock.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)

I've been following B3ta for years but the images are becoming more explicit ....

I never visit on a Tuesday because a badly drawn pink cock is still a cock ..... anyway, I might have to forego B3ta in the future albeit reluctantly

(wallnut, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)

Even at home?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)

I'm mostly a work lurker

(wallnut, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)

B3ta is generally a NSFW site, I don't dare look at it in the office in case some twat has posted something dodgy

the rule is that you don't post stuff that looks like porn.

This looks like a famous photo of John lennon thats been shopped

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)

^ this

I now have a conditioned reflex that whenever I press f5, my mouse hand automatically moves to hover over a different tab just in case something dreadful appears...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)

b3ta RSI...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)

my mouse hand is hovering over my different tab right now

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)

yes

and no, obviously

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)

holy fucking shit!

And I thought mine was boke-inducing...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)

the tenderness of yours is easily more horrific

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)

Could someone point me in the direction of

this adblock thing you're all talking about?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)

there is a Hide button under every post, use that

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)

But hide bins the whole thread...

It's a Firefox add-on. If you're on IE I don't think there's any equivalent.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)

Post-it notes are your friend

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)

I just checked and it's the entire front page of google results for "adblock"

Hope that helps.

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zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)

Hasn't worked for me since installing Firefox 3.5

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fuscous, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)

Adblock Plus

is what you need. I had the same issue

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)

Hahahaha! Blimey.

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)

yikes

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)

oh brilliant

now i need new eyes.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)

Why the Hell has B3ta put an unshopped photo on the front page???

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Rico, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)

*Click*

Probably the single image that best sums up the Blair years, right down to the "You're my bitch" branding on the arse.

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.Yeti., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)

WRONG!

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:11, archived)

Correct

Have a click.

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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:18, archived)

At first I thought that said "Have a dick"

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Rico, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)

You've excelled yourself this time young man.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)

Good god!!!!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)

Harry!

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:03, archived)

I'm watching you Harry

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)

FIGHT!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)

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