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got a nodding Obama for the car

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:05, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:05, archived)

that's great that is

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:08, archived)

Oh yes

: D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:09, archived)

Yer, yer, yer, yer

Woo!

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Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:17, archived)

hahaha

outstanding

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:21, archived)

Turn . . . Turn . . . Turn . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:25, archived)

lovely stuff!

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enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:25, archived)

I think everybody should have one of those! lol

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:40, archived)

"Da...Da...Da...Da..."

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:19, archived)

GANGWAY!!! COMING THROUGH!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:28, archived)

One Two Three Four Fyffe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:29, archived)

Geest, you're a funny man

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:31, archived)

I'm a-peeling

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:31, archived)

Now you're just taking the pith

*edit* (And re the video - dearie dearie me. And the irony of it is that the banana is a cultivated fruit, so the ease of peeling and convenience are all products of (artificial) selection)

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:32, archived)

Keep talking like that and you'll trip(loid) yourself up.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:37, archived)

(face)palms

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:40, archived)

Bunch of crap puns in this threat, no doubt.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:42, archived)

yes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:52, archived)

I'm going to split this thread

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:39, archived)

Thanks a bunch

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:43, archived)

Gotta hand it to him

With a plantain't a lot of puns to be made.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:07, archived)

*sneaks*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:31, archived)

I really like that!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:41, archived)

Urinal cat is the hapPEEest cat in the world!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:42, archived)

Which is probably quite surprising as he's in a urinal :)

Would Ammonia be a good name for a cat? I'm sat here and the more I say it to myself the more I quite like it.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:45, archived)

I would like to name my daughter Ammonia.

However I suspect that would result in divorce :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:47, archived)

Hoora....

I mean booooo ;)

It really is growing on me - can't be worse than a friend of mine who's just named her daughter Clementine.

I've just got to make sure I eat the right ones when I visit at christmas next.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:52, archived)

Better than Chlamydia

Several girls got stuck with that one when their parents decided it sounded pretty.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:53, archived)

At least..

The kind of parents that would call their child that, would be less likely to spell it correctly.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:54, archived)

Ye, I think it would

and Sulphur...

Sulphur! Get off that Sofa!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:53, archived)

Hiya bobs

*ensqueezes*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:54, archived)

Hello Sausage Truck

*Ensquijifies*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:56, archived)

BanAAAAAAAAAna! BanAAAAAAAAAna!

Cam on mam! BanAAAAAAAAAna! BanAAAAAAAAAna! Lookit all vat banana, mam, cam on!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:29, archived)

BANANA IN THE TAIL PIPE!

/ac

(likeajackhammer, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:30, archived)

Hahaha!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:31, archived)

*sneak hugs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:57, archived)

Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:02, archived)

*loves*

Why is the one at the back angry?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:37, archived)

Banana theft, shirley?

Or is it just the barging?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:39, archived)

Nothing wrong with a bit of barging..

and don't call me shirley ;)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:41, archived)

Banana related barging

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:42, archived)

Banana Barging

sounds like the 'shocking new trend among today's youth'

*phones Daily Fail*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:46, archived)

It's like happy slapping

but with more potassium, and slow release sugars

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:48, archived)

And Seratonin

don't forget that!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:51, archived)

I always try and get my five-a-day of seratonin

I've had a mars bar and a Wispa so far...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:03, archived)

I think he suspects

it's not a fair trade banana

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fuscous, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:56, archived)

B-AN-AN-AS

tj: anyone here speak Hebrew?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:38, archived)

shalom.

no.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:41, archived)

אני מדבר עברית. איך אני יכול לעזור?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:42, archived)

HE COMES

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:43, archived)

הוא מגיע על השדיים שלך גוי

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:44, archived)

Wonderful land?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:53, archived)

יש שוק דגים מדי שבוע

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:09, archived)

time to beat some people with the banana

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:52, archived)

GET CLEAR

He has a banana!!! You fools.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:53, archived)

Yay!

Some days, you just can't get rid of a banana.

(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:56, archived)

PUT FRANK DOWN!!!!!!!

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:06, archived)

haha!

there's always room for a banana...

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enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:26, archived)

What the hell...watch where you're going!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:21, archived)

I'll Vomit it!

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Q4nobody, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:25, archived)

haha! That is outstanding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:26, archived)

I'm lovin it!

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:26, archived)

Nicely

Shame it's about to be pushed down the board by a raft of stolen gifs...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:28, archived)

I always wondered what the collective term for stolen gifs was, cheers

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:29, archived)

Can we buoy it up with tenuous peas?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:05, archived)

bloody hell that's FAR too good.

Go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:28, archived)

Hahahahaha

In other news, I think multicorp-hate is my favourite. It's when the students then go to the offy and buy Stella, Strongbow, and a packet of Golden Virginia that it gets really good.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:29, archived)

Yes, Love the pictures of anarchists throwing bricks through McDonald's windows while wearing their Gap hoodies and Nike trainers

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:30, archived)

stella and strongbow?

yowzers.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:30, archived)

Oh lord, that was the worst hangover ever.

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:31, archived)

See the man with a bottle in his hand

Puts the bottle to his lips, drinks down deep,
Trying to block out the demons,
Trying to block out the demons searching for him.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:35, archived)

in the rain.

: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:40, archived)

teaches song to the kids

: D
Click

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:31, archived)

EVERY McDonalds!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:23, archived)

do do do

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:14, archived)

To be fair, nobody else is posting at the mo, and it's a decent source of ridicule.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:15, archived)

She's our version of the Chinese motorbike muggers over on links

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:16, archived)

^ with her bag full of stolen images

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:18, archived)

and me hitting her with a chair

: [

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:19, archived)

And a crowd of B3tan's right behind you!

Poised WWF style to administer some more

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:20, archived)

Here hit this bitch!

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:49, archived)

is this one stolen?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:22, archived)

maybe

www.tineye.com/search/1bd16f57dd929053155f005f7b0563df0847a8fc

maybe not

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:23, archived)

I ran that check too, but those are all non-animating jpegs...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:25, archived)

she is a fuckin genius!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:28, archived)

German Christmas Cake?

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:24, archived)

or simply a bin-dundee?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:26, archived)

O_o

Chinese motorboat muggers?

Spend a fair amount of time over on /links and that's a new one on me.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:18, archived)

i believe its the one where a passerby tosses a bicycle at them

much hilarity ensued.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:22, archived)

yes motorhomes

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:22, archived)

*stalks*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:28, archived)

*grooms*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:35, archived)

*brides*

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:37, archived)

*brothers*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:39, archived)

Go fuck your Mother little boy!

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:48, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:54, archived)

TOUCH THE HAM!

Oh, too late.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:18, archived)

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:22, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:21, archived)

this has to be the best use of Brandow ever.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:24, archived)

There's not nearly enough Brandow around these days.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:24, archived)

\o/

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:29, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:26, archived)

MUL-TI-PASS

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:27, archived)

Cor... ben Dallas?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:29, archived)

YAY!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:45, archived)

GREEGASE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:30, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:37, archived)

hehe

hot double meme on meme explosive action

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:41, archived)

B& ALIVE

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:45, archived)

Im just hanging around trying to have some fun sorry you dont like
my sense of humor i thought the pics were there for everyone to enjoy
whether you crop them or not you people treat outsiders like shit
im outta here you douch bags go fuck your Mommas!

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:39, archived)

C.YA!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:50, archived)

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:48, archived)

-> "WIBBLE"

/ac

edit: With added "which regular are you then?".

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:48, archived)

meanwhile in the bunker.....

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:49, archived)

hahahahahah this never fails to amuse

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, archived)

Motherfuckin ghostbustin Bill Murray

He don't need no money

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:08, archived)

you image thief!
what the fuck are you talking about
i saw this along time ago in another site
practice what you fuckin preach douche bag.

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:00, archived)

Come ahead, square go.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:49, archived)

Am it fail tiem?

Obvious troll is obvious, btw.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:50, archived)

why are Belgians such fucktards?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:50, archived)

It's because their country is only famous for two things,

chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:55, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:55, archived)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHA

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:56, archived)

/quote from In Bruges

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:57, archived)

and what a top film that is

: D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:58, archived)

^ epic

any film that makes Colin Farrell look good has got to be a bit special.

(although not in an OP way)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:01, archived)

Haven't watched my DVD yet.

Will now, but might not laugh so much at that bit now :-(

Spoiler. Right, just for you, as I found out yesterday, PC George Dixon was shot and killed five years before 'Dixon of Dock Green' was made. So there, ruined it for you...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:03, archived)

sorry :(

it's not really in the film. I just made it up because I'm super hilarious

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:04, archived)

*(Previous post may not have contained serious complaint)

My own fault - it's one of a whole shelf I have of unwatched stuff that's been sat there for ages. Shelf also includes 'Some Like It Hot*' and a Doug McLure Box set...

*"Well, nobody's perfect" - yes, I know. ;)

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:08, archived)

fuck yeah!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:07, archived)

hahaha

and Hergé

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:56, archived)

work wood

thanks

(waxdart hello., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:17, archived)

And tennis.

Henin and Clijsters, the two new Olympic mascots for Brussels 2020. Or something like that.

Edit: Aaaaah, quote. I haven't seen that.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:57, archived)

Brussels 20/20 is a new beer

made from sprouts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:59, archived)

haha

ugh. hangover flatulence would be taken to a whole new level.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:02, archived)

Oh man.

Holocaust in a glass.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:14, archived)

I imagine you'd make a stout from a sprout.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:17, archived)

you must

It quickly became one of my favourite films. The script is superbly done from start to finish. Highly recommended. I also didn't think much of Colin Farrell before it, but he's excellent in it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:01, archived)

Aye, many people have said this.

After quite liking Magnolia despite Tom Cruise's best efforts I'm open to the Farrell thing.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:10, archived)

Magnolia has one of the most amazingly assembled and compelling trailers ever.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:13, archived)

And mini cabbages on sticks.

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:58, archived)

and Audrey Hepbun

she didn't eat chocolates though. She didn't eat anything

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:59, archived)

Did she eat buns? :)

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:02, archived)

You!

You've right done my head in! I've been stalking you off and on throughout the day trying to find out who that damn Facebook request was from!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:12, archived)

is the truth???????????

0_o

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:15, archived)

haha

I said it was me in the friend request message you fanny!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:43, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, archived)

YOUR FAYED!

just imagine that this has been shopped

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:52, archived)

No YOU'RE Fayed!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:01, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10063678

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:02, archived)

Well, that's me busy till hometime

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:05, archived)

Wow

I scrolled past this quite quickly and I mistook the fugger for Tony Robinson!

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Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:05, archived)

haha

I see what you mean

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:09, archived)

LOL! LOL! LOL! you are my new favourite troll.

TO ZE BUNKER!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, archived)

I liked it better before.

At least it had some degree of mystery to be unravelled.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, archived)

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Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:54, archived)

zalgo tea!

HE BREWS!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:55, archived)

coincidentally, I am looking at a Hebrew document right now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:57, archived)

Hahaha!

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Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:58, archived)

this is the most marvellous thing I have ever seen

and I've seen at least two pictures of Freebs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:54, archived)

I saw this.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:04, archived)

Stop it you cockjockey.

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:55, archived)

hahahah! bloody hell, I just laughed WAY too much at that :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:56, archived)

I like her other ride better...

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:58, archived)

she looks so comfy on that!

I think it's the next big thing in interior design and comfort - giant bananas

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:02, archived)

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:57, archived)

Ooooh -

I like that.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:58, archived)

this ^

: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:00, archived)

I saw it more of a

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:03, archived)

Crikey!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:11, archived)

EVERYBODY IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:00, archived)

It's you, isn't it? LOL

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:03, archived)

This paranoia and suspicion will tear the /board apart!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:14, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:28, archived)

Always loved u2!

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:30, archived)

Erm ... which part of the FAQ are you having a problem with?

My advice is to immediately stop posting, read the FAQ in its entirity, digesting it well, and then try again.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:32, archived)

Did you make this one?

edit: I swear that animated once

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:32, archived)

it's weird

It animates once. Quickly.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:39, archived)

I thought I was going crazy, for a moment....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:42, archived)

me too

this ^

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:43, archived)

Yeah, I saw it too.

But it won't do it again!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:42, archived)

F5 doesn't seem to do anything either

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

im magic lol

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

You certainly are a very special person.

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:45, archived)

why ty very much lol

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, archived)

shut up

you're not making things better

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:47, archived)

LOL

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:49, archived)

ja it only animates once lol

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:43, archived)

lol

Can you ask the person who made it to make it loop?

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

lol

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

lol

edit: haha, ^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

lol

also

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:45, archived)

lol

with added lol

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:47, archived)

your way too wacky

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:45, archived)

which way to wacky?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:46, archived)

-> "WIBBLE"

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:47, archived)

left, right, left, right

you can't miss it

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:47, archived)

^better answer

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:48, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:58, archived)

Don't fucking lol at me you terrible cunt!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:07, archived)

no found it in photobucked!

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:51, archived)

did you make this one?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:32, archived)

*hands you mop*

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:32, archived)

bugger

ooh, steenky mop

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:33, archived)

I need a hair cut

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:35, archived)

True.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:36, archived)

just the one?

me too

my rubbish quiff has become pigeon-threateningly vertiginous

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:37, archived)

I'm develeping a bed-head Mohican

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:40, archived)

Best of all the Dangermouse-type villains

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:36, archived)

eleven o' clock tick tock

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:33, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:36, archived)

VY Day Party asks "Did you make this one?"

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:33, archived)

Joy.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:42, archived)

was michael caine in starwars?

(waxdart hello., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:19, archived)

Have a repost from yesterday then

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:39, archived)

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

u2 fan? posting other peoples images?

mong²

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:42, archived)

Ha ha ha.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:45, archived)

hahaha

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:48, archived)

um....

IN OTHER NEWS:

CS5 tomorrow!

I've just come

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

WANT

Er, CS5, not the other er, thing.

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:45, archived)

pfft shut up

CS2+imageready ftw

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:45, archived)

this

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:47, archived)

I am going to miss Imageready

I know Tatty does it now, but it's not the same

And I can't be arsed learning Fireworks

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:05, archived)

CS5 is rather good!

problem is after effects only works on 64bit machines

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:46, archived)

Hmm,....

they've completely ignored me saying we are also now going to need new PCs...

so it will be interesting to see if Tatty works.
I've been told it does on 32 bit... but not as fast

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:08, archived)

Bugger off

I still haven't got CS4!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:47, archived)

I never had it either....

We've got a design team using CS2.

Yet other people in the company, who 'want to learn photoshop' , yet have no business use for it, were getting CS4 Master Collection....!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:07, archived)

that's ridiculous

our design team only gets the basic version, and even then only one copy, so we keep having to have to send files to that one machine to be converted

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 15:30, archived)

I still have Paint Shop Pro 4

although I've just got Framemaker 9

arsing FM9

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:53, archived)

I like that Adobe are saying CS5 performs better than CS4,

which is similar to a Cadillac cornering better than a barge.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:01, archived)

oh dear.....

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:47, archived)

Good one lol

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:50, archived)

Did the World Cup start early? Hello ... echo echo echo ...

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doog Don't read this., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:22, archived)

*spang*

They've pulled from Glastonbury. I might go now.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:24, archived)

Bonio's devastated.

He feels he's let down the audience.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:25, archived)

Apparently they'd written a special song...

"please stop throwing those bottles at me" or something.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:28, archived)

That was Morrissey, wasn't it?

and it was a rip off of a Police song, entitled "Walking off in huffs"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:30, archived)

I have a friend who swears blind that he was at a Smiths gig in Stoke

where Morrisey flounced off after someone threw a sausage from the audience, and it landed in his mouth.

I want this to be true, but I suspect my friend is delusional.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:36, archived)

Perhaps an independent trusted party

could verify the existence of your friend.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, archived)

Hmmmm...

This "real life friend" thing really does stretch credulity, I'll admit...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:55, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

I was looking forward to footage

of Bono cowering under a barrage of 80 000 bottles of piss.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:27, archived)

Humm mind the piss ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:29, archived)

Me too :(

U2 have done some OK songs, but how are they the biggest band in the world? Plus Bono is a preaching cunt. "Give all your money to charity..."

"WHY DON'T YOU, YOU RICH CUNT?!"

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:31, archived)

As I said to my girlfriend earlier on today (after she claimed to like 'a couple of their songs')...

...you are now a U2 fan.

Feel free to call me a cunt. Like what she did.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

You're thinking of Reading

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:37, archived)

I see this sort of thing everytime I close my eyes

except, Bono is cowering under a barrage of hungry flying piranha-owl hybrids, that each tear off an approximate square-centimetre of his flesh every time they attack. This goes on for hours, while I stand chortling and shooting his eyes with a water pistol filled with bleach and lemon juice.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:53, archived)

hungry flying piranha-owl hybrids

I'll nip across the road to Life Sciences. This kind of thing must be created, and soon.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:57, archived)

I'm disappointed

I was looking forward to a smaller crowd watching the Flaming Lips as all the people who don't know any better would've been watching U2.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:35, archived)

Flight Test FTW.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:36, archived)

I don't know where the sun beams end and the star light begins

It's all a mystery

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:41, archived)

I like the Flaming Lips very much

but it never ceases to amaze me how much they sound like the Super Furry Animals.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:37, archived)

Can't say I've ever thought that

I very much like SFA too, great live band.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:39, archived)

I've seen SFAs three times and I don't remember anything.

For some reason I get so drunk at SFA gigs. :(

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

haha

I've seen them about 3 times too and also find I get drunk at them. Only gig I've been to where I've managed to lose half my clothes.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:53, archived)

Too bad kurt killed himsel loved his music!

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:41, archived)

Your subject line appears to be eating itself

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:42, archived)

I saw you delete and repost that!

As I was saying - overrated IMHO.

Nicely animated though.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, archived)

I liked this one

192.20.225.36/tts/speech/0223dee4cf61776ddec19cdff869aa02.wav

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:45, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

www2.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php#top

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, archived)

192.20.225.36/tts/speech/e5abb2e53ec89e9d2b25a8fe14a0f95d.wav

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:10, archived)

pfffft

that was really you though wasn't it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:11, archived)

No.

yes :(

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:14, archived)

Can't get it to agree to do NWA!

EDIT 192.20.225.36/tts/speech/a07ee33af1a08601c529730cbe0fe119.wav

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:16, archived)

haha, this is amusing me

edit: 192.20.225.36/tts/speech/1099918769ca0dfa6261824b4994545d.wav
editedit: 192.20.225.36/tts/speech/d0004fcc2f875edd6323b1b718330ba7.wav

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:22, archived)

Charlotte?

2nd one didn't work.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:30, archived)

ooh the 2nd one has been zapped! Maybe they have filters looking for rude words

edit: the first one's gone too - I guess they have a time limit for storage. Damn their efficient server space managing practices!

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:33, archived)

You reckon?

I still love In Utero; I'd go so far as to say that it's one of the best albums of the last 20 years.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

Yep.

Music. Wonderfully subjective.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:48, archived)

Incorrect.

It is actually possible to be wrong in one's taste in music.

For example, listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:51, archived)

...and having preferred Oasis to Blur in the 90s

Sooo wrong.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:53, archived)

True

though The Great Escape really does push the limits of this theory.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

Yeah but:

Nah sod it I was going to go on a tirade there but I've got work to do and can't be faffed :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:56, archived)

BLURSUXOASISROOLS

Etc.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

More along the lines of Gallagher, for all his hard man Manc posturing, as soon as he gets a few quid together moves to London, marries an All Saint, and sets up a fashion label.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

Next on the news

ROCK STAR IN HYPOCRISY SHOCKER

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:19, archived)

Well if you're going to betray your values you might as well not do it by halves.

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:21, archived)

POPE IN "FUNNY" HAT

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:22, archived)

You are Immanuel Kant

AICMFP

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

Nah.

I'm far better than him.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:01, archived)

I wish i would of went to one of his concerts!

(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:06, archived)

"would of went"?

Christ almighty, please send me strength to overcome

edit: And you posted someone else's work? hahahahahahahaha goodness gracious me

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:26, archived)

Take deep breaths, Dixon, and hug a copy of the OED close to your chest.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:27, archived)

Oh crap really?

FFS!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:29, archived)

I kinda liked Teen Spirit

was good fun to "dance" to in the Rock clubs
but you can't listen to a full album without falling asleep.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

^this

not enough melody going on for my taste.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:07, archived)

He was murdered by the CIA

He had been revealing secrets from his time as a CIA "black ops" agent through his lyrics and had to be silenced.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:44, archived)

wake up, sheeple!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, archived)

www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/letter-from-internet-3.php
I was never that guy

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:56, archived)

"Wouldn't you believe it - it's just my luck - no recess!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, archived)

They call it 'playtime' in England. What was he, an idiot?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

^this^

Just like Bob Marley and George Formby before him...

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, archived)

Formby was in 30 Commando Assault Unit

and was considered one of the top snipers in the British military. Was all off the record though due to the hush-hush nature of 30/AU.

It was while sniping a German light infantry squad single-handedly that the sun appeared from behind the clouds just as he shot the last soldier. It was then that he developed the catchphrase "Turned out nice again!" which stuck with him throughout his dual careers.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:52, archived)

"When Oi'm shootin Germans!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

"When I'm cleaning windows" = coded reference to sniping indoors targets as soon as they appeared at a window

"With my little stick of Blackpool Rock" was about the time he blew up a munitions dump with rolls of plastic explosive.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

i'm not 100% sure that this isn't entirely true

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:05, archived)

I beliede edery word of it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:07, archived)

Yup, it's all in Ian Fleming's memoirs

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:21, archived)

I'd love a Q-division modified ukelele

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:23, archived)

^ Wood

EDIT: ~~wood~~ Bronze

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

Kurt Cobain - celebrity Darwinism at it's finest.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

(minus apostrophe but prepared to let it slide in light of this sentiment)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:49, archived)

^ (minus apostrophe and rain)

NOON-B3TA!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:51, archived)

Correct apostrophe is correct.

The finestness belongs to celebrity Darwinism.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:52, archived)

Indeed.

Hence the use of its in this context. It's is only ever used as the contraction for it is.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

Not only are you stupid,

But you are also ugly, and you smell.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

Maybe so, but at least I know the correct usage of the apostrophe.

/priorities out of line

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, archived)

You are also fat, and your mother doesn't love you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:16, archived)

Gracious!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:18, archived)

unless It is a name

like the name I give m...oh wait, this is a family website

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:05, archived)

Yah, Manson Family, amirite LOL?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:22, archived)

Or it has

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:10, archived)

Untrue

It's also a contraction for "it has".

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:47, archived)

apostrophe is incorrect

It's not used for possesive "its". See also "hers", "yours", "theirs" and "ours".

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

You too.

Back of the van.

Fucking uppity little shit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:59, archived)

goodness me

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:05, archived)

Actually I understand the formal response to such is

"Gracious!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:06, archived)

in which case,

"Gracious!"

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

I doff my rather expensive, fine hat to you, Sir, and apologise wholeheartedly for any offence I may have caused.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:13, archived)

If I was so easily offended I'd have stopped hanging around here ages ago!

and hooray for fine headgear. I'm currently on the lookout for a good old fashioned straw boater.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:18, archived)

How many are in the van now?

when you get to 10, let me know and I'll give you 2 score for that lot.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, archived)

Hello Raffles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

what-ho fourbes

how's things?

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:04, archived)

fair to middlin

just having a giggle over this thread and the one below. We've some very humourous b3tans, you know

I need a time turner.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:06, archived)

Toots & The Maytals?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:07, archived)

No you fuckwit

Belony and Pition

ps - the fuckwit bit was an autocomplete

but I thought leaving it in would be amusing

No Offence.

:)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

Ah, well.

That would be time - tough.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:11, archived)

I now have completely no idea what's going on in this thread...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:14, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXxOU49TVKA

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:17, archived)

a time turner, eh?

what would be your first use of such a device?

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, archived)

I would go back to last night

and enjoy two hours of css styling with access to the master styles on the ftp instead of having priviledges turned off and being unable to do them.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:16, archived)

Rock and roll, man.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:20, archived)

good plan

you don't want to try anything too ambitious.

also: "enjoy" and "css"? How can those two things even inhabit the same sentence??

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:20, archived)

but he still managed to reproduce.

And with a troll woman.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:53, archived)

Not to any great effect.

She'll top herself soon enough from the combination of fame, drugs, her disfunctional mother and the hollow lonliness of it all.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

I wonder if Ladbrokes are taking bets on this..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:01, archived)

I present Exhibit A...

"You could put Skid Row in a room full of cocaine, and a week later they still wouldn't be dead"

IN MOST CASES length of adult life is inversely proportional to how awesome you are.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, archived)

That was actually Motley Crue he said that about.

But yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:12, archived)

Hooray! If that's the case then I'm going to live forever!

*boogies*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:25, archived)

did you make this?

animatedalbums.tumblr.com/tagged/Nirvana

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, archived)

too bad people post other people's work

that was even in /links/popular once?

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sinisterduck, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:17, archived)

Nice. :)

edit:passing others' work of as your own *frowny faces*

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:22, archived)

Wow, you didn't even make it.

Well done, you.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:24, archived)

'noons!

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doog Don't read this., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:23, archived)

he needs a ribeena

Or something of similar fruitiness.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:25, archived)

graham norton?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:26, archived)

That might be a bit toooo fruity

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, archived)

I said "I SACKED HER AS WELL!"

erm I think.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:25, archived)

ahahhhahahahahhhahahahahahaha .

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doog Don't read this., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:32, archived)

Botty Bacon!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, archived)

Lean back!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:41, archived)

*falls over*

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

*jumps on*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

2 pounds of beef mince and a couple of pork pies please

ANSWER ME GODDAMMIT

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, archived)

Rump mi-steak!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, archived)

7 Shape .... Come On England!

7-Shape Vector Fabio Capello (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View My 7-Shape Faces

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, archived)

this is tops.

he looks like a walnut

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:18, archived)

fantastic as always, L'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:20, archived)

That is very well done.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:23, archived)

Your project looks cool... I just have one question

In your T&Cs you state:
You confirm that you are the person in the picture, or you have the permission of the person you are sending the picture of.
"You own the right to the photo."
All very good, but surely YOU don't have the right to use the celeb ones, such as Harris, OR woody Allen, do you?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, archived)

Did Andy Warhol have the rights ...

... to make his art?

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:26, archived)

That didn't really answer the question though, Andy.

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:29, archived)

That's a fair point,

But where do you stand if you make dosh off the back of it, and say the photographer who took the Simon Pegg shot comes up to you in the street and says "But I took that...."

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:29, archived)

Your mum ...

... a lawyer or summat?

Why the interest.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:31, archived)

Nah, my mums a loverly old lady who used to run a farm... ( thanks for asking)

But as myself, someone who makes his living off his visual work I would feel a wee bit "done" that's all.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:33, archived)

Derivative work

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:26, archived)

O_o no need to be a dick about it

Looking forward to your next drop and run, cheers.

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:39, archived)

given that we are all just configurations of atoms shifting through fields of energy in an unending universe

do any of us own our 'image' or even exist for that matter?
hmm?
hmm?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:30, archived)

pffft

I just dids a trumps.

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:31, archived)

just a cloud of atoms

a stinky cloud of atoms

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:34, archived)

true dat

What do you think lives in the spaces between atoms? I think it's cake. Is it cake?

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:37, archived)

very very small cake

probably Tesco Value jam tarts

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:41, archived)

*gleee*

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:42, archived)

WRONG

SO VERY WRONG

It's Asda's Smart Price Jaffa Cake ripoffs. God, too, can't make up his mind if they're cakes or biscuits.

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boris the spider, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:45, archived)

those are coasters

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:48, archived)

oh but such lovely orangey coasters

although last time i tried them they were certainly a bit crunchy. and tasted a bit of loo cleaner.

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boris the spider, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:52, archived)

That's great

he such a wonderfully expressive face

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:25, archived)

There are so many boy vectors

you should make more girl vectors. Girls ftw!

last time you said you'd be doing a Tove Jansson pic, didja do it yet? Didja?

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:29, archived)

I have never been so disappointed with a google image search ever

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:32, archived)

She certainly puts the TROLL in Moomintroll.

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doog Don't read this., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:35, archived)

You are mean Mr doog

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, archived)

awseome work. two things though

i never noticed how similar daly thompson and richard pryor were,
we should get stephen hawking a kitten. he looks sad.

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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:34, archived)

Vaggy!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:36, archived)

A ROBOKITTEN

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:37, archived)

hmmm

192.20.225.36/tts/speech/6b63f888aaaec6896038137bc1ffb5b9.wav

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:44, archived)

hahahahahah

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, archived)

^ Lilly Allen?

(on a good day)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, archived)

From the Duck (Scary) Pea-roast-o-matic

"Nothing up the sleeves - except the WORLD CUP!"

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:49, archived)

heh

looks like Sean Lock

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:20, archived)

this!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:29, archived)

I DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:52, archived)

A new prince of darkness

Must've bindun already

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:56, archived)

hahaha

gideon you CUNNNNT

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:56, archived)

:D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:57, archived)

I dunnit...

but yours is better

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:58, archived)

pff

I can't believe he's only a year older than me

he really is an inept humourless twat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:01, archived)

Just think where you could be now

if only you'd been bummed senseless by Cameron

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:07, archived)

Screaming uncontrollably in a mental hospital?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:14, archived)

whatever gets you off

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:15, archived)

Venue is not a problem for me.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, archived)

Let's Rock!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:09, archived)

Rawk!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:23, archived)

needs more moles

oh wait a minnit...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:18, archived)

I knew it all along!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:54, archived)

yay Vincent ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:55, archived)

a tall tale indeed

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:57, archived)

hahaha!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:58, archived)

O dear lordy : D

the most expensive shaggy dog story evah.

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:01, archived)

~~shaggy dog story~~ episode of Neighbours?

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:04, archived)

hahahahaha!

I remember that cos I'm old

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:25, archived)

for those that are interested, have three 'alternate' endings...

www.movieweb.com/news/NE93UdahUk0uc9

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:07, archived)

haha

I like the first one!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:15, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:29, archived)

I knew it!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:49, archived)

Haha

its funny because its true!

I'm going to close my eyes and pretend the show ended when the island first dissapeared. THAT would have been a better ending :(

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:00, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Beautiful pay off

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:10, archived)

Also: What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:42, archived)

A pension?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:42, archived)

Une poisson?

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:49, archived)

Hiya Jack!

A lovely modern day maiden stranded on overflowing stepping stones please

and have a Woo! for the strip . . .
G'wan then! STRIP!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:43, archived)

the annoyance I feel at my colleagues

for all having a moan behind my back and emailing virtually everyone in my dept including directors just because they can't do something for themselves that I am trying to help them with. The cunts.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:44, archived)

climb the clock tower

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:45, archived)

*locks n loads*

/autocomplete!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:54, archived)

And fix the clock?

That's a very public spirited attitude you have there! Especially in the face of workplace friction!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:54, archived)

Oh I'll fix it

I'll fix it good

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:01, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:21, archived)

Ne'er-do-wells

A tragically underused figure of speech.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:30, archived)

something with a tail for a change

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:44, archived)

You're a brand of chewing tobacco in Red Dead Redemption!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:45, archived)

hahah, I noticed that :D

christ, I'm addicted to that game...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:45, archived)

Trying not to get too engrossed in it.

Curtailing myself to a couple or three hours a night at the moment.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:47, archived)

I just got hooked on taking on bounty missions...

oh, and accepting duels ha become a bit of a weakness for me.... :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:50, archived)

*currently riding south of the boarder*

I rode off a cliff last night.
Marston survived, but the horse exploded.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:50, archived)

damn it, the first horse I had, when I whistled for it, jumped off a ledge into water and drowned... I'd had that horse for AGES,

I was not best pleased...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:53, archived)

have you seen the random appearing wagons that explode?

maybe it's a ps3 glitch but they really put the squits right up you :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:53, archived)

Mooching around up North

Just acquired the 4th mission guy (S?) but not done any jobs for him yet.

Enjoying. For some reason I didn't like Red Dead Revolver but this seems way better.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:53, archived)

Seth is a fekking nutter.

I felt dirty being anywhere near him....

Oh, and the 2 games are similar in name only.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:55, archived)

I'm currently hunting cougars but I need to knife 'em :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:49, archived)

haha... One thing I've not tried is lassoing anything other than horses and people... I might have to try and see what happens if I rope an armadillo...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:51, archived)

Don't rope a train.

It....it doesn't work in your favour....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:54, archived)

hahahahahah! I am SO going to try that tonight....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:56, archived)

I roped a caboose by mistake.

Meant to shoot someone that was standing on it, but had the lasoo equipped rather than my rifle.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:00, archived)

If there's one niggle I have thus far with the game, it's that toggling between weapons is a pain in the arse.

So many times I have been riddled with bullets while fiddling around with LB and LS trying to change away from the damn lasso...

Or am I being thick and missing a shortcut?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:06, archived)

I've managed to get used to it now, but it is a little off....

What is a little irritating is being unable to see anything inside buildings as it gets too dark... But that could be a settings problem (putting up the brightness ingame hasn't helped)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:11, archived)

I've been caught out loads of times.

4 Bandits?
No problem! I'll just switch to Dead Eye mode and....oh, bugger. I'm holding some rope.
Try to change.
Get shot to shit.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:15, archived)

Glad it's not just me.

Are we going to be getting a How To Play on this by any chance?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:21, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:57, archived)

Hunting

Teh joy of shooting a bird/beastie and losing the corpse.

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:33, archived)

I'm getting it tomorrow...

Mate of mine on saturday said:
"I was going to lend it to you. But on second thoughts, sod it, I'm enjoying it too much. buy your own"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:54, archived)

^ haha this

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:46, archived)

I keep getting massacred online, trotting around on my not so trusty ass :`(

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:49, archived)

Is it good?

can you just ramble around and do stuff?
is it scary?

I haven;t even got a PS3

hmm, now I sound like Jeremy TAH

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:51, archived)

360 too.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:54, archived)

yup I spent most of my first day just messing around in the wilderness :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:59, archived)

ahh, this is the sort of game I like

I can't do stuff like Silent Hill

or that Call of Duty thing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:02, archived)

What?!

Playing Silent Hill 2 is one of the most awesome experiences you will ever have in gaming!!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:05, archived)

~~awesome~~ mind-buggeringly scary

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:07, archived)

nah

can never tell what's going on

got bored of it in 30 seconds

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:10, archived)

No, that's Silent Hill: Homecoming.

SH2 is utterly gripping!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:13, archived)

I spent my first day trying to work out how to hog-tie people.

Then I learned that I had to do a mission before I could.
:|

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:03, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:36, archived)

Ha! yes me too.

I shot a guy in the foot and then started pushing him over and kicking him while I tried to figure out if I could tie him up. Ended up getting fed up and pulling a revolver and shooting him in the back of the head.

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:26, archived)

i may have to invest in this

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weaver., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:07, archived)

leonard hit with an enlarging ray and inadvertently crushing a city

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:45, archived)

Oh ^ this with bells on!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:46, archived)

and cockles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:47, archived)

alive alive-o

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:48, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:49, archived)

I like this idea

oops.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:47, archived)

motivation to learn.

(waxdart hello., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:45, archived)

a conclusion to this strip................

just kiddin' : P

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:45, archived)

they all go to heaven

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:47, archived)

I'm sure JJ could draw a good snowglobe

DRAW A SNOWGLOBE!

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:49, archived)

Draw a snake wearing one of those old diving helmets.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:47, archived)

Marv fighting Machete

That would be epic.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:48, archived)

Hey JJ

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WormuIus, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:51, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:57, archived)

I think as we now have a MALE sexy squizzel

the same as the above should happen to him!

At the very least I'm expecting a crotch like a smuggled pineapple! ;)

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..wil, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:38, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:14, archived)

A backless Bono in a hospital and me laughing at him because he's shit and got no back.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:51, archived)

oh no! no-bone Bono!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:52, archived)

Palindromic* replies for the win.

^{* Almost}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:00, archived)

the concept of pity.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:56, archived)

Is it wrong that...?

um probably. Nothing to see here.

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:16, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:18, archived)

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:32, archived)

Hahahaa!

'allo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:21, archived)

'lo chap :)

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:21, archived)

a naked sailor with a flamethrower

chasing a young woman dressed as a sandwich

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spikedirection no frills, no skills., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:36, archived)

LOL ROFL hilarious as ever

Also: the former members of the Bullingdon club in a proper six-way fag bumming. Boris grins as he shoves a fistful of hot buttered muffins up Cameron's strained rectum. Osborne is smearing his genitals with marmalade in anticipation.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

I only count 3 participants

Give me more to work with here

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:49, archived)

some animal/woman hybrid things are being cute and sassy in the foreground

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

I think I would like a sexy squid

edit : or a sexy girl with an umbrella watching a fish

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

the curtains

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:00, archived)

TV dinner

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:40, archived)

heheheheheheheh

nice

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:43, archived)

hahahahah! that is utterly ace! *clicky*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:46, archived)

cheers

: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:47, archived)

hehe feesh! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:00, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:33, archived)

mmmm

beef

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:35, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:36, archived)

as these chaps are very fond of telling you if you visit the Tower of London

they are in fact Yeomen Warders of Her Majesty's Royal Palace and Fortress the Tower of London, not beefeaters.

Ironically I am eating beef at the moment.

I'm going to shut-up now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:37, archived)

The picture I used called them yeoman of the Guard as well

I just didn't care though

;)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:40, archived)

that's the spirit

they are on a losing streak with that one tbh.
:D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:41, archived)

which ones are beefeaters then?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:42, archived)

fuck knows

something to do with beef
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeomen_Warders#Etymology

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:43, archived)

i see.

Ravenmaster sounds like a cool job. Fly my pretties

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:45, archived)

The Tower is well worth a visit

if you've never been

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:55, archived)

Beefeaters is a nickname

They are officially Yeoman of the Guard

very dull Wiki enlightenment

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:43, archived)

Its something to do with whether they have a strap-on

Sorry strap on. On their uniforms.

(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:44, archived)

pfft!

They look quite fly for beefeaters . . . Yo man!
*ducks*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:38, archived)

hehehe

these guys would have made great mascots for the olympics

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:39, archived)

Are the medals rewarded for surviving each time?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:39, archived)

cor I could do with a great big roast

with all the trimmings
Woo
: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:39, archived)

well I'm game if anyone else steps in

what kind of rimmings are you looking for?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:39, archived)

You two sound like you need a couple of Premier League footballers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:41, archived)

Ooooo

saucy!

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:41, archived)

saucy rimmings coming up

*opens chilli sauce*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:42, archived)

Damn you Griffy!

I have a Marmite jar stuck on my nadbag!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:43, archived)

You'll notice that I have not bet that you'll be able to get it off again.

try a hammer

:D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:45, archived)

hahahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:39, archived)

hahahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:44, archived)

Those are Yeomen of the Guard

not Beefeaters

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WormuIus, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10063325

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:59, archived)

was gonna post this sooner

but turns out i hadta wait 3 eons after i registered until i could make my first post. silly internet, enjoy the labours of my fruits.

(eatcrayons, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:07, archived)

HELL YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:08, archived)

haha fab :)

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:08, archived)

Photoshop a chair, pull up a kitten.

something like that

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:29, archived)

Lovely work!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:09, archived)

I like this, so I clicked "I like this!"

Welcome to fluffeh land, pull up a chair - best of all the sitting facilitators

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doog Don't read this., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:10, archived)

Hello Eatcrayons. I'm k3b/-\b, a resident pest.

Pull up a kitten, chair a shop.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:12, archived)

OH FUCK YEAH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:13, archived)

Also;

I don't know who made it (possibly mongychops?) but someone should post the "MONG FOOD" crayons pic.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:16, archived)

Twas Jeccius

www.b3ta.com/board/9837963

(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:25, archived)

total rofl

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:29, archived)

This.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:32, archived)

hahahaha, a true classic slice of b3ta, that :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:32, archived)

Cheers :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:42, archived)

haha!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:58, archived)

Top work!

Welcome.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:13, archived)

hahahah, that is bloody ace!!

welcome to b3ta, stick a kitten in a pot, cook for 20 mins, and open a shop for stools, you'll never leave.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:13, archived)

Hello Eatcrayons - this is blummin fantastic.

I'm just A Vagabond.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:14, archived)

whenever I see this, I can always imaging "Dueling Banjos" playing in the background :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:20, archived)

Me too.

But not in nearly such a sexy way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:24, archived)

*squeals like a pig*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:25, archived)

*peels like a squid*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:30, archived)

*steals a quid*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:33, archived)

*quails steed*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:37, archived)

*Queen's speech*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:49, archived)

That reminds me

Radiohead have been very quiet recently

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:39, archived)

They've been too busy rubbing their money all over their naked bodies

And eulogising about helping the poor.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:46, archived)

Bless their alturistic hearts

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:53, archived)

hehe

awesome first post

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:14, archived)

Fantastic firast post sir!!!!!

The delay is to allow you to get to know the board and read the FAQing FAQs.
Which you clearly did. Gold star

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:15, archived)

Rather

well done, chap :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:24, archived)

YEAH!!

this is great:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:27, archived)

you have pleased us

for this you may choose a prize

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:29, archived)

By Christ, that's immense.

First post winnar.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:29, archived)

Woo Yay Hoopla!

Welcome.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:30, archived)

a fine first post indeed

I'm sure others have mentioned welcomes, chairs and kittens, so I'll just click :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:31, archived)

That's ace :D

*offers kitten*

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Monty Propps, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:34, archived)

winner winner chicken dinner

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:36, archived)

Awesome.

In my mind it was making the "Ullaaaaaa" noise from Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:37, archived)

OH VERY WELL DONE SIR!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:40, archived)

haha - that's ace!

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:43, archived)

I can see you're going to fit in well here.

And woo to the pic.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:48, archived)

Nicely done, new person!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:50, archived)

Fantastic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:10, archived)

superb :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:20, archived)

Fanfuckingtastic

Chair. Kitten

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, archived)

I would have replied sooner, but I was shopping for kitten stools.

Ace!
*click*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:45, archived)

stonking post

woo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:50, archived)

This could be one to join...

... the exulted ranks of first-post front-pages.

Sadly, if that does happen, you can never post again.*

Nicely done sir.

*this is of course a complete lie, but 1 post, 1 FP would be awesome stats!

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:13, archived)

Congratulations

You have won THE INTERNET

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:01, archived)

haha! very well done...

and welcome!

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enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:01, archived)

I wish it had more explosions, but it's still awesome!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:41, archived)

Fuck me

First post straight to no.3.
What's up with all these talented newbies?

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:44, archived)

class.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:00, archived)

Excellent

... and nicely edited.

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:30, archived)

that's

superb!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:31, archived)

Actually made those things look awesome.

(rpozz, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:15, archived)

Ooh, very nice :)

Welcome to the party. Here's hoping you get on the front page with your first post!

:D

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Rico, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:24, archived)

This is...

...GREAT!
:D

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 26 May 2010, 0:18, archived)

Best first post ever ever ever

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:21, archived)

(redflame, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:53, archived)

"AIM THE STARTING PISTOL UP!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:57, archived)

him at the far right is getting a head start!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:01, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:58, archived)

Hiya Prodge,

how you doin'?
I don't like this pic

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:01, archived)

shit..thanks for asking

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:07, archived)

Soz bud

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:09, archived)

I've came to the conclusion that nobody will give me a job as a graphic designer

so I give up.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:13, archived)

ah, but now the tories are in . . .

but now the tories are in . . .*remembers Thatcher*

*shudders*

It's all a bit shit isn't it . . . ?
so sorry

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:14, archived)

it's never been anything other than shit for me so I wouldn't know the difference.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:18, archived)

would a design job in london be any good? I recieved an email this morning from a recuitment agency about one, but i'm in a role as it is... I could forward it on, if it's any use?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:16, archived)

nope scotland

thanks but I probably wouldn't get it anyway

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:18, archived)

ah, bugger....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:19, archived)

I'll have it!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:32, archived)

no probs, gaz me over an address, and I'll forward it on!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:34, archived)

Ah bless him, he loves it.

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sinisterduck, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:42, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Your momma's gold nipples.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:42, archived)

STOP!

Hammerhead time!
or summat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:43, archived)

Yeahhh boyyy

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:44, archived)

needs more Diana "Qween ov ar harts" Spencer - Commemorative Plate

(likeajackhammer, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:58, archived)

:) used the same thing ages ago... I love flava flav.

(waxdart hello., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:48, archived)

I RIS'd at first

but now I get it, you deserve a MASSIVE spanging.

He looks very old.

Edit: he IS very old! 51.

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spesh., Tue 25 May 2010, 11:46, archived)

YEAH BOOOOYYYYEEEEE!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:46, archived)

haha - nice one

True story: My mate Paul asked him 'Have you got the time please?', as he was walking towards us in a tent tunnel wearing his 3ft clock and surrounded by minders at Prestatyn 7 rave many moons ago.
He didn't reply, and his entourage didn't seem to see the funny side either - we all had acid induced giggles for the next 8hrs - pure class.

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:42, archived)

Doesn't make any sense,

but like, who cares anymore?

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..wil, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:33, archived)

I can see where your going!

: D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 11:34, archived)

Does he use his giant eye to . . .

. . .

. . . peek-at-you
*spangs self*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:38, archived)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:42, archived)

Hahahaha!

That's great!

*puts thumb in mouth*

*blows rilly hard*

*re-inflates nose*
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:44, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:43, archived)

there are not enough spanging pans in the world to deal with punnage of this magnitude...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:52, archived)

ouch

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:33, archived)

nice...

although slightly disturbing

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:43, archived)

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