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Is it just me or are these evil doers a bit alike?

anticipating HappyToast's challenge.... :-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:27, archived)

I think there's been enough already

we should do something else for the challenge. how about a one word challenge "Flan" cook and then photoshop a flan, best one wins a packet of serviettes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:31, archived)

You're just saying that because you know this would be the winning entry

apart from the "I found this......" one of course :-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:33, archived)

I predict the winning entry will involve Danny Glover's toilet bomb scene

and yes I am still talking about Flans

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:35, archived)

That's rather base..

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:39, archived)

HERE IS MY FLAN I MAY HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:40, archived)

rules are meant to be broken man

smash the system, woo!
click this to win!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:42, archived)

We're ALL winners!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:48, archived)

Savage beasts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:56, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:02, archived)

one word challenges are full of win and awesome :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)

as are ones like this (possibly)

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post738560
/evenin' Prodge :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:51, archived)

Ooh, I like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:56, archived)

^this^

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Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:58, archived)

I've already clicked 'I like' this before :)

not been on much this week
working in the wonderful design world of chinese/indian take away menus :/

evenin' :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:57, archived)

let me guess, you do work on one, and then 10 minutes later you want to do another one ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:14, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:17, archived)

real lol! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:02, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:05, archived)

I love Fidel Castro . . . and his beard . . .

♫ ♪ ♫

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:37, archived)

:-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:39, archived)

hehehe....

Mad as a balloon, Mel is.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:45, archived)

I think you might be on to something...

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Rico, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:02, archived)

New logo for the Tour De France

I've sent it off for them, I'll post their replies if I get one.

I hope to see this being used within the next year or so.

(patchsticles Me and you, elbow fetish club:, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:11, archived)

hahaha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:17, archived)

is that a tongue or is it some balls?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:20, archived)

Hairy (pimply?) bumcheeks

EDIT: I'd like to see it used too, but fear you may have to include a dashed bicycle to achieve well deserved success.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:21, archived)

desperate (dan?) chin

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:22, archived)

I'm happy enough to let you decide

its all part of the multilayer mystery the Tour De France offers. What you see in it is all part of the magic.

(patchsticles Me and you, elbow fetish club:, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:28, archived)

Just in time for Bastille Day !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:23, archived)

woo

(1.618..., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:25, archived)

hahaha, they'll use it for sure!

TJ: Hey bitches, anyone got a picture of a horse smoking a fag behind a bush please?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:26, archived)

Shouldn't that be

"Ee'ts fuckeeng brilliant?"

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:27, archived)

Works in scouse too.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:29, archived)

Scouse/French - not really much different

Everyone hates them and they keep losing at football.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:41, archived)

\0/

Admits to being Scouse and living in France. Everyone? Really?
*digs out hanky, sobs, considers career in politics. And I've only ever supported Tranmere Rovers. Cos they're shite.*

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Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:52, archived)

not often you see 'works' and 'scouse'

in the same sentence.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:48, archived)

Not enough perfomance-enhancing drugs.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:31, archived)

Haha, I hope they do

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:42, archived)

haha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)

They will use it!

(But it will be invisible and applied to the seats)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:40, archived)

I'd like to say I'm sorry, but I'm not, so I won't.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:05, archived)

Haha I saw that coming! ;)

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Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:08, archived)

It never hurts to be prepared !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:09, archived)

I see the pre-cogs are turning in that head of yours.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:13, archived)

A JP post!!!

WOO, YAY and HUPLA!!

*Click*

:D

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Ninj, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:21, archived)

arf!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:25, archived)

Oh no.

Oh please no.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:31, archived)

I am sorry really (a bit)

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:34, archived)

Hahaha

we both know you're lying.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:41, archived)

Darn it...

You've rumbled me :D

What's more scary is that this lousy gag came to me in a dream. *books self into therapy*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:44, archived)

afternoon!

animation of it coming together here - afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/2010/07/big-mouth-girl.html

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:46, archived)

Gah!

No I'm no sharing this bar of chocolate go away!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:48, archived)

om nom nom

can i eat your arm then?? :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:50, archived)

As long as it's the arm with the hand that doesn't have the chocolate bar in it!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:52, archived)

I did warn you about picking that...

Right. That's me. Night b3ta *waves*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:50, archived)

night mr headwound

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)

^ Would

~~Would~~ May have?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:55, archived)

hehehee

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)

Bloody hell fire!!

*Click*

:D

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Ninj, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:55, archived)

heheh

ta ninj! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:57, archived)

Oh my!

*shivers*

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Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)

hehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:00, archived)

Even it's oral hygienist doesn't know for sure !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:01, archived)

at least its mouth is wide enough

for easy checking :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)

^ needs more oral hygiene

*fears*

Nice one Rev!

* Edit: Jeepers! I've been Valin-ed!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:06, archived)

hehehe

:) do you floss??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:10, archived)

Only my ears...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:10, archived)

arf

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:20, archived)

She's not a girl anymore.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:36, archived)

no idea

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FIEND, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:46, archived)

hahahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:47, archived)

arf :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:48, archived)

C'mon . . . Give us a one big QUACK !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:07, archived)

They've gone viralistic !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:03, archived)

I still got rights dude

minus da hotlink... ;-)

(acidgiant, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)

You appear to have forgotten the time that you read the FAQ.

I suggest you remind yourself of it's wisdom.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:19, archived)

head down...

hand up.. ok ok ok... done... was just too eager and image mode wasnt working ... i admit it.. i faqed up... now lets move on..

(acidgiant, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:26, archived)

it does work it just seems to take forever these days

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:28, archived)

If you edit your posts rather than delete them, it won't frighten the kittens.

Nice pic.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:21, archived)

...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:40, archived)

psst compo it

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:47, archived)

heheheh

thats ace! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:51, archived)

Barrel O Fun !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:06, archived)

Sorry if it's bindun. Binaway.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:10, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:11, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)

ahaha

badum-tish

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)

I thankyow!

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Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:16, archived)

hehehe

Silly bint...

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:19, archived)

I'm on the phone to someone very dull

and I just guffawed down the phone at him! I thank you for your comedy gold.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:46, archived)

Glad to be of service sir :)

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Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

I really do like this!

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catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:41, archived)

Ta :)

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Chumps 👀, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:59, archived)

love it

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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:43, archived)

She seems quite relaxed to me

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Ninj, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)

Christine Bleakley?

(sorry, woo!)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)

GIANT MEL ATTACK

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)

Goes with the giant dog in the post below.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:57, archived)

He's just a little mad.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)

there's a voice

keeps on calling me....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)

does it say

come to bed

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)

usually

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)

Does it occasionally say plugh?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)

yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)

but right now

it's telling me that it's time to go home

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)

hiding in the bush, that's where I'll always be

Every cop I shoot, I make a facebook friend,
Can't stay for long, just go to ground and I'm gone again

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to gun you down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)

you need to release this as a song

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)

no -

he needs to release it as a collectible plate set.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)

*purchases via mail order*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)

at a special price?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)

for a limited time only

hand crafted by immigants in a warehouse in solihull.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)

took me a while to see what you did there....

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)

Care to tell the rest of us?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)

He is shorter

very well-shoppedly shorter.

Quite subtle.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)

Aw, we could have tormented them.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)

Ahhhh.

I've just realised that I've never seen any of the Mad Max franchise.

Am I missing anything?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)

not really

Mad max 2 is ruddy ace, the third one is a bit crap, and the first one is ok, but very dated now.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)

*splutters*

Mad Max 2 is an absolute classic, get torrenting!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)

Next confession:

I have no idea how to torrent anything. Not a clue.

I like owning the disc/ book/ whatever, so never really felt the need to find out.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)

tina turner's 70 year old cleavage

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)

two boobs enter

everyone heaves

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)

pfft

shes still got it

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)

Woah! Is this real?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)

yep

im afraid so

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)

Not quite,

unless there has been a rapid change in just a year:
Tina Turner At 70.

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tubaman, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:11, archived)

Stiltey cetaceans?

o_O

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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:40, archived)

Still trying to spot it myself.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)

LMAO

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)

Ah - you made the dog bigger!

Got it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)

*See ya's* 0/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)

you edited out the stray shadow?

Ah got it. Clever.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)

...that and...

poptartmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/mad-max.jpg

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)

I noticed you'd made the dog taller.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)

0_0...here ya go...mine next to the original...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:33, archived)

brilliant shopping

invisible subtlety is the sign of true shopmastery

*cleck*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:30, archived)

Thank you kind sir.

It is you all who make me strive for perfection.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:06, archived)

What . . . me worry ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)

*can't stop laughing*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)

LACIST!!

You've given him a black hand!

Well, i thought, then checked original and no,
he DOES have a black hand, albeit in a glove.

(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)

this is particularly good :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:59, archived)

Achtung!

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Ninj, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)

That's not RaoulMoatly funny.

I've been waiting days to say that.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)

I think it was worth the wait.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)

the best things come to those who moat

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)

the perfect acting job for him

it's the raoul of a lifetime

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)

They nearly doubled the reward money for information on him.

That would have been a Raoulover.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)

He's off to teh Spain to play soccer ball...

...for Raoul Madrid :)

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Ninj, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:16, archived)

They think it's Raoul over...

It is now.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:19, archived)

he doesn't like eating in spain

you just can't get a decent sausage raoul

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)

"raoul raoul raoul raoul"

Youre all just making a terrible raoul.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)

Raouling out the punnage.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:17, archived)

raoul raoul raoul your boat

gently down the shotgun

merrily, merrily merrily merrily, isnt life a stupid death

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)

A sub with a moatly crew.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)

haha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)

Why he wearing that? ;/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)

Is that not U Boat attire?

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Ninj, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)

Das Good!

Raoul good ;)

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Q4nobody, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)

Cheers Q!

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Ninj, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:55, archived)

woo yey

I am sorry for the crappy job, but I'm currently stuck at work :(

and of course, if I was elsewhere I would have done an OUTSTANDING job

I had to host this elsewhere as the b3ta upload thing doesn't seem to be working for me at the moment. :(
.

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)

It all becomes clear

The b3ta upload thing and YouTube are having problems today
↓
They share the same backend
↓
Rob has bought Google

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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:43, archived)

YES

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WormuIus, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:50, archived)

Hmm. The paws is strong in this one...

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christhebarker, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)

nicely done

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)

Thanks. It's my cat Floyd

for my mrs' birthday card.
Thought i'd shzare it with y'all

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christhebarker, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)

Lovely cat, nice image.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)

Is that a light sa-purr?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)

very high kitty-chlorian count

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)

Shit behind the sofa I have, yes?

Nice

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)

all lightsabers should be green

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)

Nice green glow action on the fur!

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)

I think

that's what makes it

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christhebarker, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:19, archived)

I sense great fear in those eyes.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)

That's what he

wants you to think

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christhebarker, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)

Meeoyoda!

Nicely done!

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Q4nobody, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)

Mwwooohahahhahahahha

(acidgiant, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)

Ha-Ha.

Very good. My Daughter can't wait to see this flick.
(The original, obviously! - Not the Mel version)

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)

Yeah

It looks ace... shame in the UK we have to wait 3 months for it.. :-/

(acidgiant, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)

Kristin Hersh interview

Kristin Hersh is a rock goddess.

Her new album is going to be published in book form by the nice people who published the b3ta sick joke book. (Mojo review)

They've agreed to an interview, but said we can only ask her three questions.

So add your questions here and (crucially) vote for your favourites.
We should have a copy of the book to give away to the highest voted question that she actually answers :)

~~We'll be collecting your questions for the next 24 hours.~~

OK - questions going off to her now. #1 is "Who the fuck is Kristin Hersh?" which is actually quite perceptive question.

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chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)

ask her where my picture is

1,how much cock she sucked to get a decent review?
2,sorry who are you again?
3,are you still here?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)

question one:

who the fuck is kristin hersh?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)

I don't know but play along

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)

i'll play along

but she won't like it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)

Look up "Your Ghost" with Michael Stipe doing backing vox.

Sit back, relax, enjoy.

She used to front Throwing Muses.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)

i'll have a listen later

i've got my niece having a fucking fit right next to me right now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)

Whiskey solves a lot of problems.

I say "solves".

Perhaps "treats" is a better word to use.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)

no it doesn't

it causes severe alcohol poisoning and the hallucinating of old women in the hospital day room

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)

Like I said

"treats" might be more appropriate.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)

pff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)

You're drinking

too much / not enough / the right amount.

(Seebeedee, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:46, archived)

try punching it with a stick

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Saner, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)

i would if i could

she's got her dad's temper

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)

"Your Ghost" sounds similar, but more whiny.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)

HAAAAAAAAA! Hahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)

heheheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)

Which mated with Pixies and begat Belly and The Breeders.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)

who lay with The Smiths and begat Radiohead that begat Clodplay and Keene and Band of Horses.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)

There's a great deal to be said for population control, really.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)

And yet the moment you say so, particularly if dressed in black, people start getting all uppity.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)

Paleolontogica, the goddess of rocks.

Well, fossils.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:26, archived)

Tell her I dont know who she is, so my question is "Who the fuck are you and why should I care"

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Saner, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)

How far can you throw a Muse?

The lead singer is quite scrawny, I'm sure you could lob him quite far

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)

The other two are a bit tubby

so she should definitely only throw the singer - that be easier than chucking that statue of the three muses about

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)

Kirsten - does it annoy you that your parents spelt your name wrong?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)

haha

^ this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)

We can only ask her 3 questions, or she will only answer 3 questions?

Small but important difference in approach here.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)

Supposedly we can only send 3 questions

Whether she'll answer "Who the fuck are you?" remains to be seen.

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chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)

Is any of the members of 50 Foot Wave

a 50 Foot woman?

And is there a poster to prove it?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)

what is the atomic weight of cobalt?

if we're asking questions, we might as well make them good ones

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)

^ this must be one of them

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)

You called?...

......................oh,...nevermind.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)

Chrissakes.

We were discussing the various isotopes of cobalt today as we have to subect a sample to thermal neutron irradiation. Problem we have is, how much Co-60 do we make and how many years do we have to leave the sample at the experimental station before we can reclaim it? Nasty stuff that...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)

if you're unsure, ask kristen

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)

Good point.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)

Whose cobalt irradiator do you intend to use

or do you have your won?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)

Depends very much on the neutron flux, now doesn't it?

What you doing/ where you going? I've been doing a lot of inelastic scattering at ISIS recently.

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littlefish I like cheese, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:08, archived)

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)

An african swallow or a europian swallow?

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:14, archived)

I only know "Your Ghost" that she did with Michael Stipe

Ask her if she did anything else considering she's being arsey and only wants 3 questions

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)

Never heard of Throwing Muses?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)

Sort of, don't know much of their stuff though

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)

FFS!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)

What's Facebook?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)

* Hovered over

- Feck off!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:53, archived)

hmmmm

purple link? i suspect horses

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)

Yeah like I'd ever do that...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)

now, when you say "do" that

what exactly do you mean?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)

The third question should be

can we ask you three more questions?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)

what if she says no?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)

Shit!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)

Any prospect of collaborating with your sister again?

That's Tanya Donelly btw.

or

What's your favourite Vaughan Oliver album cover?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)

go sit in the corner and think about what you have just posted

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)

Fuck off

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)

I like the way you remind her whom her sister is.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)

Well it is so easy to forget when you're out touring.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)

Are you:

asking her to decide between those two questions?

If so, does that count as a question?

I think you should reconsider this strategy since it seems too risky to me.

I mean, it might have unintended consequences.

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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)

Pfft.

I'm sure she know's who her sister is.

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Dervel OTBC, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:40, archived)

If it's not painfully obvious I mentioned it for the benefit of other readers.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:37, archived)

Which is better:

to be adored by the cognoscenti, or thought OK by the masses?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)

What the fuck is a throwing muse

and when are you going away?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)

Third question:

My friends all played your music at me throughout their student years, and sometimes still do. Can I sue you for this?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)

Question: Who the fuck cares? (repeat 2 more times)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)

1: Why only 3 questions?
2: ...oh poo, did that count as a question?
3: ah crap, does that then mean this is my last one?

Dammit

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)

Do know that piece of music on that.. thing?

What is that?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)

Maybe its leg just grow?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)

where were you on the night of the 17th?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)

I'm all meh n that. Are you?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)

Throwing Muses' first release was on a label called Blowing Fuses.

Would pop be improved if more band names rhymed with their label names?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)

*gives 'only one taking this remotely seriously' award*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)

I'm clearly having a bit of an "I-used-to-like-your-stuff-in-the-90s" moment, aren't I?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)

Also:

I'd quite like the free book/ album thingy.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

That's a big me-too from me, too

Pish, these people clearly know nothing :)

(actually I'm fascinated to see what happens when we send her three bile-laden questions. It's got to be more fun than the usual muso interview "here's an obscure fact I know. Confirm that it is true and that I am the king of obscure facts." bollocks)

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chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)

Will you really send the three most clicked

or exercise a little editorial control?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)

Let's see how it goes, eh

I'd like a decent interview with her, but 3 questions is a bit silly.

If we have three that could lead to expansive, interesting answers, then great. If not, I reckon we'd get better answers from some of the stuff posted so far than any "serious" question.

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chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)

^ this

@cthonic

They do how the questions are being generated and by whom, right?

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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)

Yes

They published the Sick Joke Book remember. They know us well :)

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chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)

They weren't owned by HarperCollins back then though...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)

Sorry, "they" being Hersh and management(/husband)

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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)

That bit, I've no idea

But she's cool - her shows recently have been pretty open and chatty. Given her life so far, I'd say nothing on her could shock her.

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chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)

It certainly worked for PooTone, Chegger's Spankwet and Fecca

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)

who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)

everyone knows it was jesus

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)

help me, jebus!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)

What's a nice girl like you

doing staring at my nob?

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)

I wasn't..

ö¿ö
^` O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)

I'M A PERSON

NOT JUST A NOB YOU KNOW.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)

who is your daddy and what does he do?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)

And what does he do for a rim job?

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)

an important question

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)

i wanna ask you a bunch of questions

and i wanna have them answered immediately.

STAP IT! IMMACOP YOUIDIOT!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)

fiscal easing.

Discuss

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)

It's 'quantitative easing'

but I like where you're going with this.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)

oh yeah.

fiscal stimulus was what i was going for but i'd like to see her answer either.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

faecal eating?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)

Had you heard of b3ta before now?

If not, and on the strength of the questions here, will you be signing up?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)

Literal LOL

Depending on the other tow Qs I think this might be a winner. Even if it doesn't get selected.

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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)

Ta!

I reckon it only counts as one question, too.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)

"So. What do you want to know about me?"

"Do you have any other questions?", and
"Will that be all?"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)

*Tries to offer a considered useful question*

Given your difficulty with your bi-polar condition do you think it's better persevere through problems when creating something, or is a relaxed approach more effective?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)

If you were locked in a room with Juliana Hatfield,

would your respective bipolarisms magnify each other, or cancel each other out?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

Cor Juliana Hatfield, she was lovely

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)

You're just not getting into the spirit of this are you?

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

Call it a breather.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)

Have you ever listened to dark side of the moon stoned

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Saner, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)

Is there any other way?

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Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)

Are you a fan of hammond organ music?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)

do you have a large H on your forehead?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)

Do you take Morris Dancing Monthly?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)

yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)

I don't care what you fucking take, love.

I want to know if you've read it!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)

yay!

I love east end Cockney thug!

"you fackin cant!"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)

1. do you have a personal attack alarm?

2. which way do go home?
3. does your front door have a simple yale lock?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)

Can you recognise the taste of Rohypnol?

Did you like that orange juice?

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)

does anyone else know you're here?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)

Haha, oh you, always with the raping!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:07, archived)

If you were chained to a radiator whilst dressed in baby clothes

Who would you want to urinate on you, and why?

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Peej, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

the why is the disturbing part of this

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:01, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)

I seem to recall your sister had very good teeth.

The obvious question being, did you hate the Pixies for doing a bit better than your lot did?

Also, who was your dentist? He must have been awesome if those teeth weren't natural.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)

Apart from Michael Stipe,

who is the most miserable, pretentious twat you know?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)

Morrissey

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)

1, when was your last aids test?
2, do you mind if I dim the lights?
3, does this cloth smell like chloroform?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)

Only 3 questions

Why honour us so with your precious time?
How far up your own arse are you?
Would you have been happy to answer more questions; but some mid management cunt did a magic job of transference on you?

I'll do an interview. I’ll only answer questions given in comic sans. erghhhh.

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)

oh fuck -

1. I didn't expect anyone to want to use the evil font. so it didn't work as expected.

2. Not too sure where here is for you. a bog troll in a nightclub will help.

3. The devil take many forms. I danced that night. She took my heart and soul.

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)

Kirstin, as a rock goddess, this may interest you.

Scientists at Cambridge University recently discovered that men aged between 55 and 60 give the most pleasure to women, and that pianists understand clitoral stimulation more than other man and men that work within the same industry are the best lovers, as they understand the same passion. My question is, could I have your mobile number.
Yours
_{Captn Hood-Butter age 57
Keyboard Player with a beautiful arse}

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)

A beautiful arse

is a good name for your band.

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)

We were going to call it Donkey Punch or Fuzzy Hanah

But the lead singer found both on Urban Dictionary and that was that. And yes, my are is quite lovely. You don't get looks like mine without a bit of effort.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)

best name for a band I've found

Bum gravy. John peel said in on the radio - drink spluff on amiga500.

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)

I have what they call pianist fingers.

Each 12 inches long.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)

Are you a gynocologist?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)

No just very confused, I'm either a proctologist or an elbow surgeon.

I don't know which.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)

My neighbour is a gynocologist.

He decorated his hallway through the letterbox.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)

Hahahah!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)

why is your book called Ratgirl, is it because you can swallow a rat whole like Diana the queen visitor in the 80s sci-fi documentary "V"?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)

Grown up time just hit me! :(

Feel free to add better DRM/copyright/download questions.

What’s your stance on copyright?
Do you think the current business model for the record industry works.
Music - for the art or for the money?

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)

Good questions, sir!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)

That is small talk

it's quim question time.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)

Kim or Kelley?

If you had to, I mean.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)

Both

at the same time

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:00, archived)

Kirstin,

There's a legless flid lives up the road from me and I had a dream last night that I got her up on top, greased her arse and spun her round using my cock as a spindle and slapping her tits to increase the RPM every time they passed by. Do you believe that dreams can come true?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)

oh, i hope so

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)

Spit or swallow?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)

Now that you're over 40

have you shaved off all your pubes because they were going grey?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)

pffffft

has it started to go thin down there yet?
Wax don't shave.

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)

I agree with waxing not shaving

but "shaving" is sort of the generic word for pubic hair removal whatever the actual method employed.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)

DO you do the full lot

or just a bit at the sides?

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)

This is an old wives tale.

Mine are still soft and golden and fuffy like a fluffy bunny rabbit. I could post a picture if you like.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)

sure -

I'll have a look.

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)

What, you think your pubes won't go grey?

I've seen a few and I can assure you that sometimes they do.

Gaz me the picture for later "perusal".

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)

Here's a photograph to prove it.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)

Phwoar!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)

Do you have any idea what you've let yourself in for?

Being as many members of B3ta would have been impressionable teenagers during the early 90s

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)

Could you ask here

When is Peter Serafinowicz going to answer his questions?

(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)

Indeedy

Maybe it's because he is answering EVERY question, not just three.

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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)

ok so let's say that you get offered some work that will give you a comfortable steady income without doing anything you're not comfortable with

would you throw it all in? The deal is that your soul remains 100% intact.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)

Why have we started calling The Ivory Coast "Côte d'Ivoire"?

We don't say "Deutchland" or "Hellás" or "Zhongguo".

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Zuowan, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)

You just don't know where you are these days with all that name changing.

Iceland used to be called Bejam apparantly.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:56, archived)

I remember when we used to call Romania, Rumania as well

And Niger was pronounced Niy-ger, not Ni-jair

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:02, archived)

There's a town up the road called Wymindom

they pronounce it Windon FFS! And Mildenhall is just up the road too and there's another town with the same name but get this, they pronouce it Middle. What's wrong with this world?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:16, archived)

What is your most famous song? Hum it for me and I'll tell you if I recognise it.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:04, archived)

mmmm mmmm mm mmmm hmmmm mm m m.

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:16, archived)

Hmmmmmm. Not sure I recognise it. Did she do the one that goes mmmmmm mmmmmm hmmmmm mmmmnnnunnnnurgh?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:23, archived)

That's the one

but you may be thinking of the dub remix which was used on the advert for mmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmm.

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:36, archived)

So, you're the goddess of rocks? What is your favourite rock?

You may choose from granite and cider flavoured.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:20, archived)

Who the hell are you?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:21, archived)

You've got the painters in!

1. Yes
2. No
3. Back door is open if you want to nip round.

edit: Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:26, archived)

Let them use your music for a advert?

or tell them to fuck off. You're not in sales.

if yes - What product is you soul for?

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:38, archived)

Who are you?

Why do you think answering a mere 3 questions is a good idea considering we don't know who you are?
Will you be firing your PR manager once you've realised you have no reasonable answer to the previous question?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:42, archived)

That sums up how I feel too. I'm sure it wasn't her, just some PR nob

www.b3ta.com/board/10123606

If is she only wants to answer 3 questions go do smash hits.

Favourite colour?
first kiss?
Were you nervous the first time you sucked a willy?

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:47, archived)

Does

Being really old and having wrinkly hands help with hitting chords on an accoustic guitar?

Sub question: Will your calluses eventually disappear into a big wrinkle?

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Dervel OTBC, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:51, archived)

Beth Orton

Is a singer songer writer too.
She has Krohns disease so often has a dicky tummy.

What medical reason do you give for pooing in hotel beds?

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Dervel OTBC, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)

Beth Orton gets away with it because she's aces and can shit wherever she likes.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)

Style Cancel

Mexican Mariachi or Brazilian Veryscratchy?

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Dervel OTBC, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)

Many years ago...

..I used to see you around Davis Square in Somerville and always wanted to stop and ask you to sign a copy of Hunkapapa (which is a great album) but was much too shy and didn't want to bother you. Now considering I have seen you play on a number of occasions; that I own many Throwing Muses albums plus a few CDs of your solo stuff - and in recognition of my continued support of you as an artist. Is there any chance of a gob-job?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:08, archived)

Ask her...

Do you prefer length or girth?

(Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)

"I'm on fire, and so is all my stuff" - The Key, by you.

Worst lyric ever? If not, what is? Apart from the toast one.

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FridgeBadger, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:35, archived)

The 90's were the best. Discuss.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:59, archived)

Alive?

How did you survive your speedboat accident? And how is the 'Justice for Kirsten' campaign going?

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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:03, archived)

Can you buy me Richard Herrings Book?

I never found out who he was, and he never gave me one. Do you know him?

(Dante licked your nipple on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:04, archived)

Have you ever belched in a dog's face?

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:31, archived)

Did the photographer who took your picture for your site have an epilectic fit when taking that shot?

Or is it just a vain attempt to hide your 43 years.

And why the fuck haven't I heard of you either.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:32, archived)

If your Wikipedia article was edited to say you were dead

how long do you think it would take to be corrected and do you think it would be put in a newspaper first?

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nick the greek, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:05, archived)

ask her

how much she'd be willing to pay to tickle a midget

(boro_boy punched a swan on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:06, archived)

- Hello?
- Hello?
- Hello?

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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:26, archived)

shrinky

An anagram of Kirsten Hersh is three shrinks. If the genie of the lamp granted you three shrinks what three things would you shrink?

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TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:48, archived)

a/s/l?

(Seebeedee, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:44, archived)

Would that be classed as one question,

or three?

(Dante licked your nipple on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:48, archived)

Right

1. Kirk or Picard?
2. Daddy or chips?
3. The Beatles or The Stones?

In each case your answer must be explained. Diagrams may be used if neessary, if you require more paper please inform an invigilator. You have 30 minutes to complete all of the questions.

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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)

You are in a sealed room that is steadily filling with water.

In front of you, Donald and Kiefer Sutherland are fighting Martin and Charlie Sheen. No-one can leave until one pair emerges the victor.

Who do you help, and why?

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:52, archived)

His eyes resemble those of a certain mammal ...

(Happy Little Cupcake desires macaroni pictures., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)

top shop
and nice 1984 Athena print style spliff

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)

I like the pope

the pope smokes dope

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fuscous, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)

then licks rope

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)

e.t stoned home

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)

Needs more M & M's for munchies

*Clcik*

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)

Roast Peas!

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Q4nobody, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:01, archived)

Awww...that's special.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)

This is good!

I like this very much.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)

Arrgghh! Get 'em off!

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)

tees, peace, lees, cheese, bees

huh?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-tl6GBOBo

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)

He's forgotten the peas. Where are my peas?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)

Vees, not peace

but I see you point as they're the wrong way around. Ho-Hum :D

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)

IM COVERED IN BEES!!

Woo

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)

you are henry winkler

aicmfp

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)

Hahahahaha

What the fuck

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)

Right I want a word with you Mr Scarab

I have had My violent heart stuck in my head for days and it's just not on

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)

Mwah-hah-hah!

'tis catchy ain't it?

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)

just a bit

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)

he's very mellow for a man covered in assorted gubbins

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)

I have no idea what's going on

but it won't stop me posting Ann Widdicombe in her 12 lb merkin of bees

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)

*projectiles*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)

yeah thanks for that

*vomit*

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)

I don't understand this picture

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)

I agree we danielgoodm we shouldn't be celeb baiting

Nah fuck it, it's fun to laugh as those that are put on pedestals fall.

As one deranged loony passes to be "wiv da angles, Moat in ar dreams" so the torch is passed on and a new meme is born

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)

MOAT U IZ A LEGEND

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)

in ar hartz

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)

IF SOME COPPA WAZ BANGIN MY MISSUS

I WUD DO IT 2 INNIT

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)

DO IM BLOOD DO IM IN

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)

why am i looking at your emo phillips?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)

so it's you under my desk

no seriously what

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)

bloke on the right

looks like emo phillips

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)

no it's a woman

from a shia le boeuf film

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)

poor woman

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)

Some people are afraid of heights,

I'm afraid of widths.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)

Hahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)

pfff!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)

woman

it's Cate Blanchet in the last appalling Indiana Jones movie

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)

she looks a proper munter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)

your standards are very high

www.leninimports.com/cate_blanchett_gallery_1.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)

she looks ok there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)

in general or just that film

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)

just that film, it seems

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)

Sorry - don't quite get you.

There are only 3 Indiana Jones movies, the Last Crusade is great, and Cate Blanchett's not in it :/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)

I always found the last crusade a bit shit to be honest

Raiders is ace, it went downhill from there

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)

Last Crusade was the self-deprecating note on which the franchise should have gracefully wound up.

...and getting Sean Connery and Denholm Elliot to share a scene was brilliant.

Anything thereafter is dead to me.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)

I don't know.

(Meagrom, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:46, archived)

Yey, Finally someone has done it!

* Tarsier with tits

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)

Hehehe

(Meagrom, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)

Tarsier attack! Start with Blair!

Love it

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)

It goes for your eyes...

(Meagrom, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

KILL THEM, KILL THEM NOW

and let the tarsier live

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)

nice tarsier, tarsier....

nice!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)

Dark Hams 27

Previously.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:32, archived)

\o/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:33, archived)

^ this

with added *GASP*!

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:35, archived)

Can I do the soundtrack? Can I? Can I?

I promise to include white metal drum n' bass dubstep speedcore loungeroom versions of several Cliff Richard songs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)

hahahahahah

I lol'd with excited expectation at the last frame :D
If this doesn't make it to an animated tv thing in this exact style there is no god

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:35, archived)

I would forward this to my bro who is a screenwriter.

But he'd probably think I'd completely flipped and disown me for Christmas...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)

I don't think screenwriting is the problem, Mr Sbf has that sorted

its the hours of animation involved

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)

Live action FTW.

~~Freebs~~ Forbes had it sussed yesterday :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:43, archived)

no, Freeman shouldn't be allowed near anything

*vomits at memory of Hitchhikers*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:44, archived)

I don't necessarily hold him accountable for that...

Sure it was an abomination (exception - Bill Nighy), but the poor man is a jobbing actor and you can't expect him to knock back a gig like that.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)

no, but I can expect him to vaguely get the character right

The point of Arthur was he was annoyed by everything, Freeman was pretty upbeat for the whole thing. I do hold him responsible for ruining it :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)

I won tickets to the premiere

I met Lily Cole and Stephen Fry signed my ticket.
Plus I got overnight accom at a 5-star hotel.
Which excuses everything as far as I'm concerned.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)

Except for the whole Humma Kavula debacle

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)

Even that didn't bother me

None of it did, since every version of Hitch-Hiker's has always contradicted every other version.

No.

So why did I hate it, even though it had Zooey Deschanel and Martin Freeman in it? (And I'd go gay for Martin Freeman and go straight again for Zooey Deschanel.)

Because of the ending. It makes no sense. Hitch-Hiker's never had much plot but at least it *almost made sense*. The ending of that film makes no fucking sense whatsoever. If they could rebuild the Earth and reset it to a second before it went why in God's sweet name would the mice need Arthur's brain? They wouldn't. The whole fucking POINT of getting at his brain was because they'd have to rerun the whole multi-million year program. But no, someone had to change that to have a nice happy uplifting ending. Yeah well FUCK your fucking happy uplifting ending, it does NOT MAKE SENSE.

/lol nerdrage

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boris the spider, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)

yep, plus the Marvin being shot thing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)

Yeah. That.

The whole ending was horrible :(

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boris the spider, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)

Yeah but it shut MJ Simpson up

Which has to be a good thing.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)

How many more episodes are there to go?

It feels like we're heading for an epic climax.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)

Whatever floats your boat...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)

I'm heading for an epic climax.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)

About 5 or 6

I think, to wrap it up properly. I was theorising with Freebs yesterday about hogon waves and how their interactions with normal space might turn a man's head into an onion. I think he believed me.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)

What's not to believe?

Hogon's cranio-onion duality theorem is pretty basic SCIENCE^TM these days.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)

hahahahah

you mean you ... you... were messing with my mind? You LIED!

I'm such a gullible fool!

aaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)

I suspect things are drawing to a close here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:44, archived)

paining you mean

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)

Will we know the how he got the ham?

Or why the Mayan pig (presumably being the originator of the dark ham) was destined to be the harbinger of the apocalypse?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)

pure excellence

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)

the plot thickens!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)

Huzzah!

I do love it when a new Dark Hams appears in front of my eyes.

I've been staring, unblinking at my screen pressing F5 since the last one you know

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)

Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)

Are we ever going to see the outside of the shop?

as I have formed some ideas as to what it might look like!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)

I'm not sure why

I just took it for granted it looked like Arkwright's

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fuscous, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)

ha ha...oh shit!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)

i am loving these

Needs big budget backing for a feetcha fiwm

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)

Stop Piling On Mel Gibson Already!

Click for bigger (66 kb)
For (Passion of the) Christ's sake, we've established that Mel Gibson's a horrible person. Now get over it.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:29, archived)

hear hear

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:31, archived)

do you at least somewhat agree or am I on my own here? maybe it's bc I work at a news media website and get bombarded w/lohan-esque stories nonstop, but this endless cycle of celebrity crap coverage is the reason society is ass backwards and so god damn dumb...and getting dumber. Excluding everyone here, of course.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:35, archived)

In the words of Pliny

"The youth in these times are more interested in gossiping, and in music, and in the pursuit of leisure than they are in education, knowledge, and honour."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:39, archived)

you are right

but the news agencies are mainly responsible for touting it as news. If it was just left to the gossip magazines/website and ignored by news agencies (unless it really IS news) then may be things will change.

also - as A Vagabond (and Pliny) said - many, MANY people have nothing else to fill their empty heads with. Perhaps people these days suffer from information overload, so just shut down to all but the most basic and easy to absorb stuff.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:46, archived)

Yeah, that's why they were all vacuous whores in the first century AD

too much internet.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)

THEY DID TOO HAVE INTERNET - IT WAS JUST ALL WRITTEN IN SQUIGGLES ON STONES N THAT

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)

So long as people want to keep sucking it up, you're stuck with it I'm afraid.

I try to avoid it if possible, though I did enjoy reading about Jordan's wedding. Photographers wounded in warzones probably have a club. Photographers wounded outside Stringfellows probably carry a club.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)

*likes*

*licks*

(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:35, archived)

He was good in Lethal Weapon

though 1 and 2 are the only ones worth watching. (2 for Patsy Kensit getting her bits out for an airing) DEPLOMETIC EEMUNITEE!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)

Payback was ace

And Mrs Vagabond gets all giggly when she watches Tim.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)

Payback is good, but you should seek out Point Blank with Lee Marvin

which is based on the same story. Lee Marvin is fucking terrifying in that film.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:41, archived)

All the enablers put your hands in the air

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)

Bollocks

Sleb-slapping's great.

Who didn't enjoy the MPs expenses scandal? Who didn't crack a fatty at the face the Duchess of York pulled when she was busted the other day? Who hasn't googled for their fave slebs nekkid?

We love to gossip. It's part of our cultural and behavioural make-up.

/opinionslol

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)

I think there's an important distinction between a "celebrity" getting drunk and falling over yet again

or putting their own sex tape out to further their career and what Gibson's doing and getting away with.
If he is guilty of domestic violence and being such a racist prick then I say throw everything at him.
I don't see why we should be ashamed, we're not the ones punching girlfriends in the face (or most of us anyway)

Also, take part you spammer, this isn't a shop front its a community

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:39, archived)

im not interested in mel gibson getting drunk and falling over

and i'm not really interested in rumours that he beats up his girlfriend. If there's enough evidence, obviously he should go to court but trial by media is neither fair or constructive.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)

I'm talking about whether it should be in the news

Anything highlighting domestic abuse and showing it to be wrong and accountable is a good thing. Not whether the press should pass judgement

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)

it shouldnt be in the news if it means he cant get a fair trial

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)

If someone thrusts themselves into the public eye out of choice for extreme personal gain,

as Gibson has, then they've chosen everything that goes with it. Anyone who is surprised by the invasive nature of celebrity has not been paying attention.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)

im not a domestic abuse apologist

but if the media coverage predjudices any potential trial then i think it should be curtailed. The papers can tear him apart after the trial for all I care but he's entitled to a fair hearing, the same as everyone else.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)

It really is academic.

He's rich, he's not going to have any kind of problem in an American court.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)

and you're completely missing the point (or from what you write it sounds like it). in no way am i condoning anything gibson has done, it's obv. horrible. but shit like that happens all over the world every single day, and far worse atrocities occur every single day, so to spend all this time and energy and money on one god damn actor is just silly and a waste considering what the human race could be doing with its time, etc.. i don't have any solutions, but i sense we're heading or have already headed down the wrong path. basically, i wish i was born in 1900. and i mean no personal ill will whatsoever, unless you do, in which case it's on.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:27, archived)

Not sticking up for Mel...

but I know a bad relationship/beautiful girl out of my league/other man supermulticombo turned me into a horrible, dribbling idiot. nowhere near hitting anyone but, i'd hate to hear some of the things i said at the time.

(Ringo Mountbatten, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)

im not saying it should not be covered, but the sheer AMOUNT of coverage takes away from real issues that go unnoticed or under reported. i mean it's human nature to flock to gossip and be intrigued, it's just left me a little disillusioned, and perhaps I'm the one w/problems and not the media, I'm not discounting that. but we seem to get obsessed w/stories that, bottom line, MEAN NOTHING, that's all I'm saying. I'm not saying I don't do the same thing, it's more of an indictment of society and the direction we're heading. and i'm not above calling myself a hypocrite and perhaps jaded and cynical and even wrong, but i do think it's an argument worth having. the news has been hijacked by crap, that's my point, but i guess it be's what it be's and there's nothing i can do about it. ok, i'm done, sorry if i offended you, i mean that sincerely.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)

Real issues don't exist.

Only those one is interested in.

If you work for a news agency you know the news value index, come on.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)

that's just a lazy excuse, in my opinion, and it's only my opinion. just bc something is the status quo doesn't mean it can't change, but change is hard and that's the crux of it all. we're all looking out for ourselves, myself included, and we forget about bigger issues or ignore them b/c it means changing. bc real issues do exist, but i guess they have to personally touch you before you come to that realization.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:40, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)

I am, but I also can't sit here the entire day, I have a job. Does that not count for something? If no, then perhaps this is not for me, and my apologies for wasting your time.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)

All you have to do is appreciate/talk about/click others' stuff a bit from time to time.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)

Maybe if he spent less time worrying about Mel Gibson he could look at other posts

I blame the press

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)

just b/c i dont COMMENT on other posts does not mean i don't LOOK at other posts, whether you believe it or not. now i'm leaving for work. i feel like i have to apologize for that, too, so i'm sorry for leaving for work.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)

have you ever thought about a lobotomy? no pressure, obviously, just throwing it out there. They get a bad rap but for some they can do wonders.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:22, archived)

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