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Had this in my head all day

wasn't sure how to go about it though.
i think it works ok

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)

haha

You get nothing for crossing the streams. Not in this game!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)

Nice to slime ya, to slime ya nice.

Also, this deserves some kind of award
www.b3ta.com/board/10394846

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

ah, that one!

that took AGES. i had so many different freebase heads, none of which matched.
after getting them all matched up i only used four in the end. It didn't seem to go down too well either :/

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)

Kudos on your multi-freebase-star-fuckjape.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)

speaking of multi japes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)

oh lordy!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)

i usually just use the original and liquify it to get different expressions

superb post up above btw

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)

hmmm.... that sounds like a top tip (i'm still learning PS)

i needed different head angles for this one though, i doubt that could be done with liquify

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)

yeah i see what you mean

i usually just use perspective and skew to change the head direction, sometimes i don't like the differnce in the expressions from the different heads,
it's like they switch too quickly, but yeah, sometimes usuing a different head is the only option.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)

isn't perspective and skew covered by distort?

one only does one axis and the other, the other axis? distort will do both?
in the storm trooper gif, the expressions weren't crucial because most of his head was covered up, but i wanted to try and do it as best as i could, so i used multi angle heads

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)

i'm not sure

on cs5 distort may be called warp, you could probably use that too, there's still bucket loads i don't know about that program after over 2 years of usuing it.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:07, archived)

i could have it arse about face.

but i think warp is the one that allows you to make curves and bends, like the b3ta page in my hostbusters logo.
i've shut PS down now so i can't check.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)

yeah

they're two different tools

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)

Glad I finally saw it

Bad motivator, etc.

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 3:39, archived)

We came, we saw, WE KICKED IT'S ASS!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)

IT'S A TR...

*sigh*
Nice pic, tho

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)

that pic's only temporary

/too lazy to do another pic blog

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)

hahahahahaha

this is superb, if not fucking hatstand. :D

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FIEND, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)

hatstand?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/hatstand/

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)

nah, not hatstand then

makes perfect sense, just erasing annoying tv show hosts. I have LOADS of possibilities for this, but went with Brucie!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)

You chose well ;)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:07, archived)

hahahaha

maybe that's the only way to kill him off?

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)

i'm sure we can find others ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)

You get nothing for A-pair-ition, not in this Game

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)

That's a spangin' offence thar, son!

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)

fucking hell

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)

I hope they do...

I can't play the Harp.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)

"Your first question, for untold riches...

... are YOU The Keymaster?"

(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)

dunno, would that make me the pitcher, or the catcher?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)

Woo!

Yay!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)

Haha! That's excellent :D

Edit: Maybe change the width value and you can make it a bit bigger without increasing filesize?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)

it's as big as i can go without reducing quality further.

maybe i'll have a look at it again tomorrow.
i'm off to bed now

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)

I just meant putting width=300 into the code for posting it on this site.

But its cool. Love it just as it is :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:37, archived)

Haha

It does.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)

Hahah

niceone:D

(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)

It's nice to bust you, to bust you...

(User #86772, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

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Ian Woosnam, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)

Top bombing.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)

^ What he said

* Is it nearly Beer Tiem yet?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)

Breakfast tiem is hours away

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)

Your sig...

Do you recon that will work? It didn't work when they re-named 'Nooses', 'Silly String' in Bridgend!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)

That just gave me a very sad mental image

of a clown trying to hang himself with silly string.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)

~~sad mental~~ sexy tiem

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)

Your positive outlook is commendable

even if your taste is somewhat dubious

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)

Not at all...

Everyone loves a Well-Hung Clown

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)

LOL sportball

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)

genius

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miltonlives on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)

Percy the Passover Plant

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For 357 days of the year, Percy exists as a potted plant—soaking up sun, absorbing water, listening to the music of Robert Plant, etc. But when Passover cometh, Percy morphs into a one-eyed, dwarfish creature no bigger than your average yellow-bellied marmot. Following this metamorphosis miracle, Percy proceeds to visit every Jewish household in America, aimlessly tossing matzoh, Manischewitz, macaroons and Gefilte fish in every possible direction before moving on to the next home. So, basically, he just makes a big mess and leaves. As opposed to Saint Nick’s quick use of the chimney (or the Tooth Fairy's stealth bedroom window method), Percy prefers to enter a house like a volcanic eruption from below, violently emerging head-first through the family's dining room floorboards. As Passover concludes, Percy mutates back into a potted plant, having yet again contributed very little to the overall holiday experience. Also, Percy's favorite movie is How Stella Got Her Groove Back.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)

^ Words

and a nice picture. Woo!

EDIT: "aimlessly tossing matzoh, Manischewitz, macaroons"? How Does Mr Mat Manischewitz feel about this?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)

true story

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)

0_0

Sundae's stray pube....

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Chumps 👀, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)

I'll

be a meme one day if it kills me!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)

It has already started...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)

You can even get

TheSundaeLunch official headwear now! :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

I hope

everyone here is wearing one!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)

This made me laugh a little to much..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)

How long ago did your beer tiem start? :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:18, archived)

It hasn't yet...

40 minutes and counting

40

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of myself?

Wooo!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)

^ Prince Harry?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)

this is a small peice of pure awesome.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)

Haha! Lovely.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)

yay 4 hitla!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)

That sums things up quite well.

Here's a little German punk for your efforts-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzdULRr1oi4

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)

\o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

*you took too much, too much, too much*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

Woo!

Did you do the last Super Furry Animals album cover?

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)

haha yea, that was my crowning achievement

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)

Indecisive dAVe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)

Hahaha! Fuck, yes! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)

hahaha

I had a leaflet from the No to AV lot today. I'm not sure what I think of the whole thing, but they've illustrated it with 4 runners reaching the line and saying "Under AV, the runner in 4th place could win"

No he bloody couldn't, unless the 100m is now being decided by people voting for who should win. Twats.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)

^this

all the sports analogies are nonsense

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)

First past the post innit!

I think we should make them do the sport analogy for real. Give them all a horse each and make them do The Derby - it's pretty alagrogical anyway so let's make it literal and anyone who falls off their horse should be shot.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)

~~analogies~~

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)

Trouble is

a lot of the voting population are actually going to believe this.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)

Better analogy would be the guy at the front getting all the prize and the three finishing half a second behind getting nowt.

(Good Penny, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)

I hate athletics in general.

Fourth place can be the winner if he wants.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)

it's the taking part that counts

they are all winners

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)

I can't wait for the Olympics

either.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)

two weeks' holiday

anywhere but fucking London

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)

Probably wise, it's gonna be full of Mayan errorists

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)

ZION!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)

Bloody Matrix sequels

and yes I know there was no sequels!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

I only watched it for the first time at the weekend

I was somewhat perplexed by the story and bored of all the kung-fu crap

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)

Part 2 has Keanu's sweaty arse pumping up and down

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)

oh yeh, on that Trinity bint

who looks like an Emo teenage boy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

Still would

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)

having just done a Google image search and seen her dressed as an actual woman

then yes so would I

but given how fucking academic that is, I'll decide not to anyway!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)

like in The Matrix?

that could work - lots of sexy silky clad ladies

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

BUT SRSLY GUYS

The fact that small amounts of explosives keep being uncovered around the site this early in the proceedings does not bode well for next year methinks

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)

SRSLY

b3ta.com/board/10395911

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)

keep being uncovered?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)

Isn't there something about this in the bible?

Last shall be first and all that

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)

I don't see the problem with the current system

You get the most votes, you get in. Party with the most members who get in wins, no?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)

the current system has produced a House of Commons filled with greedy feckless cunts

so anything different has to be worth a try

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)

irrespective of who gets in, by whatever system,

it'll still be filled with greedy feckless cunts.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)

yes, but they'll be minority greedy feckless cunts with even less thought out policies!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)

that reply is better than anything the 'No to AV' lot have come up with to date :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)

But under the current system probably about 40% of seats aren't worth competeing for

That's got to be wrong, shirley?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)

Isn't that the defeatest sort of attitude that politicians would have you rally against

Like not bothering to vote because it won't make any difference?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)

I'll get me coat

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)

hahahah! Spot on!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)

But what about Shilton?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)

Best of all the cheeses.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)

AV was made for this.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

OI! VOTING ELECTORATE! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)

Mindpiss

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)

\o/

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)

Nice.

*exhales smoke*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Blast from the past-tastic

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)

fantastic

click

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)

Isn't it BRILIANT!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)

today oi will be mostly picking yes to AV

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)

I chose to say YES to AV

but I was very...very...drunk

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)

Fucking drunks!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)

How do

they work?

(telephasic, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)

Terrible!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)

:DD

click

(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)

Why is there all this commotion?

/Australian.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)

Hello k3b/-\b

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)

Sup Wobbly!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)

These ¬

_/\_

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)

supside down!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)

Boy you turn me

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)

You're clearly not Hedgehog's comedy account...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)

I'm not too sure about this sir, there's problems with the drainage in the lower fields sir...

Wooo!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)

mustabindun

(waofy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)

I'm afraid of RIS, but it's here.

Sorry.

EDIT: Ah, it all makes sense now, thanks to the post below.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)

was expecting magenta

this is more subtle.

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)

He's been taking advice from Terry Wogan...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

spot the difference

original (sorry, it's big)

(waofy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

^ Cock

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)

THE GENTLEMEN'S PHALUS IS STANDING TO ATTENTION

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)

Seems to be more leaning to the right

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)

Needs more moleskin trousers

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

Ah, a "show-er"

I had to see orig too!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)

and a grower

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)

(Hawk, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

YES!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)

One day son,

All that you see before you, will be yours.

"What... the curtains?"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)

mouthface is confused

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awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)

WHATTHESHUDDERINGFUCK!?!? *fears*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

theoriginalsteve!

where the fuck have you been?

Or is it me that's not been around much?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)

hullo Grif'!

I was of b3ta for quite a while, but have been back for the last month or so

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)

and I've not been around much this last month

so......

anything new?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)

I would like to be able to say over the last 6 months, I saved the world from a group of criminals who tried to hold the world to ransom,

that I went on a crusade with some new friends to destroy a magical piece of jewelry that had the power to tear apart the world, and that I have made contact with an alien lifeform, but in reality, I've achieved none of those things and have no news to tell :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

that's remarkably similar to my last 6 months!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

Reality is seriously overrated. I think I'm going to move to a fantasy world.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

This is what you need:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sublimed

Thomson are doing some very reasonable package deals at the mo

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)

how strange, I only just started "Surface Detail" this morning on the train :D

It seems like an age since I've read a Culture novel... Algebraist was good, though

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)

Feersum Endjinn is a top read, if you haven't visited that one yet

I seem to have a variant of that on autocomplete so I must keep banging on about it somewhat

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)

I found the phonetical spelling throughout REALLY annoying.... Can't remember much else from the book

Player of Games was my favourite.... Oh, and Excession for the GSV dialogue

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)

Inversions is damn fine, too :)

It never seems to get a look in, everyone always raves about Player and Weapons and neglects that one.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:48, archived)

I can recommend anything by Banks, including Raw Spirit.

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)

LETS MAKE OUT

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)

AGHHHH! Kill it!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

Horrific.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)

steve buscemeyes mouth eyes wants a 3some

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awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

pffffft!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)

Plenty of holes to fill. Would...

... be stuck for choice.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)

What, the curtains?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)

Well, this is embarrassing.

I appear to be awash with mindpiss.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)

Never mind....

* Goes back to fwapping over Bo Derek running down the beach

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)

She has huuuuuuuge...

tracts of land!

(

RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)

But I just want to sing....

♫♫♫ ♫♫

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)

STOP THAT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)

But Mother...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)

Hic!

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)

Three, sir!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)

Good call.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)

Brilliant

Click from me

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Peej, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)

a hive of scum and villainy

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)

bunny

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)

No no!

Sitting at home, rolling another joint and reading The Anarchist's Cookbook is actually a legitimate form of protest you racist Nazi!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)

I'm sorry, the question is far too complicated

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)

It's a miserable little compromise.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)

Stickin' it to The Man!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)

I've done that before on a ballot paper

as I didn't want my "I don't want to vote for any of these" treated as apathy.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)

Here we go with a letter..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)

Fantastic!

*clunk clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)

Yes!

This!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)

Mister Sulu, you have the big red chair ...

\o/

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)

I actually started one with Kirk & Sulu sharing a Viewmaster, but the angles were all wrong.

So I did this one instead.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)

If you ever sort it out and need to set it to music

try this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMAk6m2D2Ts

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)

Punchy licks is how I get my kicks.

Thanks for the introduction.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

have a look through his channel

he has a druggy psychedelic bent especially in his newer bands like Elevator, which leads to some very interesting sounds.

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)

haha

Brill!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)

hahahahahah! Marvelous!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)

hahah

very good!

(jansenmann woo hoo, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)

*Googles "Jim'll fix it". Wow. How old are people here?

(Good Penny, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)

Now then, now then

How's about that then, boys and girls?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)

Smoking FAT cigars while little children sit on your knee...

FTW!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)

this was unknown to you?

you bloody kids, playing on your Ataris!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)

Ehhh, when I were a kid, we had none of this Y-Box and televisional video games

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)

aye

people played outside all day - only coming back inside for tea

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)

Kids today, with their Casio wristwatch calculators, their Sony Walkmans and their Nike Air Jordans.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

and their Dunlop Green Stripe - originals mind you!

and their Rubik's Cubes - originals mind you!
and their Gola bags - originals mind you!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)

and tea was just white bread with margarine

and some lime jelly if you were lucky

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)

I remember getting my first Pong game...

You had to plug it into the aerial socket on your black & white TV!

* and my dad had a BBC Micro-computer thing - Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

aye

and fiddle with the vertical hold. And it had a paddle!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)

Oh dear, what have I done. I used to have the first Playstation. :(

(Good Penny, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10394144

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)

rattle rattle,

jewellery, jewellery

We're ancient Good Penny,

Ancient.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)

^this is true

I was dug up in an archaelogical dig at a stoneage burial site in 1938.
It was hard to re-integrate with society, but I managed it. I still spend my evenings knapping flint, though.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)

So that's how the forest fire started ...

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)

*clubs with a stone-headed axe*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)

I'm pretty ancient.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDzdM53j41E

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)

We're all 21.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)

I'm 19, blonde, 36C

and like horseback riding and swimming at sunset

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)

Not good measurements for a boy.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)

24-48-24

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)

Oh yeah. That's more like it!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)

*opens locker*

*steals Jaffa cakes*

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)

truly sublemon!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

arf!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)

Ha-ha! Curses, foiled again..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)

haha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

Superb! :)

Jingle, jingle, jewellery, jewellery.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)

that

(waxdart hello., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

Rattle, rattle, clickity click!

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Q4nobody, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)

Nowt special...

Before they get shoved in a drawer and never seen again, thought I could at least share them with you guys...

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)

mighty wanking muggs

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)

Bob Hoskins and John Prescott?

btw love the use of the Yorkshire "Nowt"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)

Nice drawing

But I'm RISing as to the identity of these two chaps

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)

^ this

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

The one on the left

is angry at his tattooist because that clearly doesn't say I love Mum.

The one on the right is wearing a French Rugby Football Union National strip. He is bleeding.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)

I assumed it was something to do with sportball

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)

They're both Rugby players

Unfortunately I'm not very good at drawing likenesses, but they were supposed to be Kees Meeuws and Jean Bouilhou.
I just called them 'Kiwi' and 'Frenchy'.

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)

Muggs, innit!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)

Can I whore this one out again?

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)

Certainly, Stanley.

*fiddles with tie*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)

woot!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)

i feel obligated

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)

ha ha!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)

^ this

(

Q4nobody, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)

At l'Hotel du Food Analogy

Be gentle it's my 1st post!

(jonquark, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)

An excellent start and b3ta is the place for all your stickman tomfoolery

welcome to b3ta pull up a kitten and 'shop us a chair.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)

Shop up a chair, kitten up a leaf, yule never pull etc

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)

My first choice is to vote yes.

My second choice is to vote no.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)

my first choice is to vote maybe

second is, go on then, if we really have to..

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)

My first choice is "I'll do whatever you're doing"

My second choice is "I'll do whatever they are doing"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)

Does that work?

5 people still get to have chicken?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)

hahahahah! Welcome to b3ta, sit on a kitten and shop a chair, you'll never leave!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)

* Carefully bends the noob over

* Takes advantage of the noob..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)

Hooray!

Welcome to b3ta!
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)

Welcome to b3ta, jonquark.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

Splendid!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)

Welcome :)

"At least I have chicken"?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)

sequals, prequals, reimaginings, can't Hollywood think up something new?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)

No not the kerb scene - not to the puppy Nooooooo!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)

^ :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)

ahhh ha ha!!

you're a bad bad toast :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)

Like we get in our Busdriver's Canteen

that's evil toast

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)

Nooooooooooo!

Excellent pic, but Nooooooooooo! :'(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)

So very wrong, yet still entertaining!

How's everyone doing today? Its sunny outside and I am off to wander around taking photo in Central in a bit! Woo hoo!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)

if it was a cat I could see the point..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)

this was branded too subtle.. but I guess in this thread it'd make more sense:

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)

Yes!

Kick its fucking head in!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)

oh god, no!

Iz it cuz the puppy iz brarn?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)

hahahahah, that's just a bit dark :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)

Nein! Nicht mein Hund!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)

You're a bad, bad man

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)

Clickage.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)

That's a bit too suitable.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)

Is it me, or does this just look wrong?

Click for bigger (111 kb)

(MrJim http://portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)

yes, it looks like you've posted an unshopped, unfunny image

very wrong.

Which bit do you mean though? Is it the one legged baby?
Or do you work for them and this is subtle spamming?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)

I dunno I find the fact that there's people who pose for this guff pretty funny.

also.. that dude is getting a rather thorough leg straddling from a small child that is quite obviously not his.

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)

it's less demeaning than prostitution

and the money can be pretty good

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:57, archived)

I've directed low budget student films... I know your first assertion to be wrong

I made a 75 year old say the words "you want to bum me with a strap-on"

EDIT:low budget student films.. like there's any other kind.

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:59, archived)

hahahahaha

words are harmless, if you'd bummed him with the strap on that would have been demeaning. For him at least.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)

he was getting pretty spare at the wig

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)

Its a stock photo,

The guy in that probably got a good weeks money for one days work, should someone ever go mental and put me infront of the lens rather than behind it, I'd happily do it!

i also see nothing too wrong with that photo other than the slightly forced poses.

As for holding a child that isn't his own? Really? please tell me your joking with that, if not, I'm linking a Monkey dust sketch! :-)

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)

clasping at straws to discover wrongness... but I'm not joking

as i wanna see the sketch

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)

Maybe this one :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCywGhHQMEw

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)

ha! That's the one!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)

By the powers vested in me by a phone in vote on Sky news

I pronounce you.......
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)

Its quite hard to hold a child of that age any other way than hip/leg straddling.

They're heavy little bastards :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)

You have children made from Super-mass

aicmfp

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)

This explains the broken suspension on the rear wheels of my car. Hmmm ...

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)

it's wrong all right

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)

OH MY GOD!!!! 20% SAVED!!!!!!!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)

Dear Mr Jim

Please don't post pictures that you just found on the internet, we like 'made' things here.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)

well I can't see anything that looks editted

so yes.. for this image board it does look wrong.. but I'm yet to sleep so I could be missing something.

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)

I understand that you can get triple points with this code, too.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:58, archived)

this weekend only!!!

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)

WHERE'S OUR DAILY UPDATE ON WHAT HAPPEN YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)

I'm only going to recap the weekend

due to the fact I got drunk and played on Call of duty last night

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)

4, I hope.

It all got a bit po-faced and shit after that ;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)

I bet that tastes salty?
:D

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)

No, you've lost me there I'm afraid

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)

4 = "Phwoor"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)

But, but ... I've never tasted a video game before :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)

always 4

BO isn't bad but it doesn't have the Props mod

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)

Its just the pose of the guy with the child. It just looks a bit suspect. I have seen stuff posted from the net before, so I thought it wouldn't offend any rules?

(MrJim http://portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)

this isn't even funny, not even slightly.

If you want to post stuff from the internet, GO TO LINKS!!!

I don't know about your first three posts but your last two weren't your own work. Stick to lurking eh?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)

This board is for stuff you have made yourself

If you really want to tell us about something you found on the internet, post it on /links

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)

the response has been fluffy

you seem to have gotten away without being bum raped

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)

^ hahaha

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)

no that's just your latent paedophile thinking

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)

^ in fairness, this

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)

What we need is....

THE PAEDO-FINDER GENERAL!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)

BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN ME BY A POPULAR POLL OF ITV VIEWERS

I pronounce this thread a fail.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)

Why is this user not getting flamed???

What's happened B3ta?

Last week this was posted by him www.b3ta.com/board/10393294 by a well know Japanese artist, and the picture even has a (c) sign on it and still no one flamed him.

OK, I'll do it then: DO NOT POST IMAGES THAT YOU HAVE NOT SHOPPED, YOU CUNT.
This one isn't even funny.

MrJim - read the FAQ before you post again!!!!

*inhales chamomile violently*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)

^ what freddy said

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)

*cooee*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)

100 pages!

You're awesome. That's the rest of my reading sorted for this week :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)

100 pages?

sorry - wut?
talking about the budget?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)

Indeed - I was at Andy's on Sunday night when it arrived

*worships*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)

ah lovely

Yes, lots of pondering and slashing £100ks off it. :D Don't worry tho, most pages aren't chocko full so you can flick through.

See you soon!!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)

yep, looking forward to it :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)

The FAQ?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)

Why is MrJim posting an unshopped image on the board?! Why is MrJim holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping MrJim's guts out?

(full metal jacket quote - sort of)

MrJim is reposting images by that japanese lady because he is representing her. Or something. Not sure why she wont join b3ta.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)

Camp Freddy - I represent the Japanese artist in question. I have explained this already. Thank you for saying that she is well known. She isn't yet, but that is the general idea of setting up a blog for her work.

I thought the picture was amusing - maybe I should have put it in the links section? Wow, everyone is so hostile here!

(MrJim http://portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)

honestly, this isn't hostile, its sarcasm and ironic statements

hostile is talk, or Paul P's post below

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)

I agree

You've got off lightly - you should see some of the other flames people have suffered. It's like an initiation - depending on how well you deal with it depends on whether you will be accepted.

Still if you are showing off someone else's work, you do need links.

and yes - never go to /talk.....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)

and the word CUNT has no meaning here

it is brandished as freely as any other word

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)

indeed

Worry if you haven't been called a cunt.

It just means that you are warm and sensitive.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)

It's like a weekly ritual for me now

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)

cunt!

I feel a bit guilty about that one....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)

I really wouldn't :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)

Glad to be of service

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)

trust me this is not hostile

Not very impressed by the Japanese lady pic but who else do you represent?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)

hahaha hostile...fuck off!

this is nothing..you got of lightly

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)

This isn't remotely hostile. You're getting off super-lightly. I figure it's just because people are too busy to really go to town on you on a Tuesday morning.

This is a site for people to post their own work. It's not a "hey I found this, it's funny" site. Especially when it isn't funny. I mean wtf? It's four people standing in front of a camera! And???

(Good Penny, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)

ok here goes

MrJim you fucking cunt I hope you stand on a plug and catch the AIDS CANCER

Happy now?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)

proper chokinglols

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)

i just checked up on that site by your chum again

good stuff, and it reminded me of that japan fundraiser at brick lane tomorrow. I'd love to go, but id be going on my lonesome, so maybe not :-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)

Wrong on so many levels...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)

\o/

Not seen this enough recently :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)

Are organic products having a joke!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)

I saw that is porn busters at first glance

I was going to say how dare you bust my porn, but it isn't so never mind

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)

that'll be your guilty conscience.

i'll have to make a pornbusters one for the rare occasion that it does appear on here

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)

1st outing this week!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

Possibly they stole the children

and will sell them to organ farmers

Or it's a cunning stunt where the kids lure innocent adults into organ farming traps.

Or just a cunning stunt in general.

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)

time for a shopped pic

One from last night from me

And yes - the lipstick is actually called "Dior Addict Be Iconic"

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)

Oh well, sorry guys. I admit in being such & utter cunt of a newbie. I enjoy reading the newsletter each week. I really didn't mean to come across as a spammer. In fact there is no company name in the picture I posted, so I'm not supporting any crappy company. I just thought the picture was funny. No harm done, move along to the next post. I'll just continue posting in the links section.

(MrJim http://portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)

Well done

You've taken it all on the chin in good spirit.

Welcome!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)

b3ta is a bit of a gauntlet at times - reading FAQ is usually the perferred course of avoiding

being on the sharp end of things around here. Saying that I just wonder how many of us long-term b3tans actually read FAQ when we started and how many just jumped straight in there?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)

I just jumped straight in

and that's why I am on my second account

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)

haha good man!

too many self-righteous goody-two shoes.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)

No worrys

live and learn and post pics you have done yourself on /board and everything else on /links

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)

That's the way!

Think of it like a baptism of flames and take it on the chin :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)

I'm still fucking terrified of lame post backlash

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presferatu, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)

Well, what happens is

In the final chapter, John isolates himself from society in a lighthouse outside London where he finds his hermit life interrupted from mourning his mother by the more bitter memories of civilization. To atone, John brutally whips himself in the open, a ritual the Indians in his own village had said he was not capable of. His self-flagellation, caught on film and shown publicly, destroys his hermit life. Hundreds of gawking sightseers, intrigued by John's violent behavior, fly out to watch the savage in person. Even Lenina comes to watch, crying a tear John does not see. The sight of the woman whom he both adores and blames is too much for him; John attacks and whips her. This sight of genuine, unbridled emotion drives the crowd wild with excitement, and—handling it as they are conditioned to—they turn on each other, in a frenzy of beating and chanting that devolves into a mass orgy of soma and sex. In the morning, John, hopeless, alone, horrified by his drug use and the orgy in which he participated that countered his beliefs, makes one last attempt to escape civilization and atone. When thousands of gawking sightseers arrive that morning, frenzied at the prospect of seeing the savage perform again, they find that John has hanged himself. The end.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)

would

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)

o_O

What would the soon-to-be Mrs Vagabond have to say about that, then?

*tsk*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)

Where are these coming from????

They are scaring the Ginsters out of me!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)

I expect he rendered it himself.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)

which is even more worrying

*goes to happy place*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)

From Smurf Land where they belong.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)

Are you talking just like us?

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fuscous, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)

Its Clownageddon!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)

what's this from?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)

Just from a short film on you tube I found.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7Wh1rRHZA

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)

awesome ta much :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)

Bloody Hell.

I think I need to take a moment. That's rather upset me.

:'(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)

Relevant sig :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)

superb animation and very creepy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)

Unfind it!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)

Fucking hell, I'd forgotten all about that! :D

Orgy porgy ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)

POW!

Right in the open. Ouch!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)

Jimmy! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)

fixed

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)

"Nick, it's David. I've got the costume, so put on the wig and meet me in the woods in half an hour..."

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Just Flange, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)

and now for my second preference

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)

Shouldn't you be using your formidable talents

To make pictures that require less mindbleach?
(very well done though, amazing)

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)

Good god, that's horrific, Moley!

*click*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)

Thats a bit ace that!

Where did you find the source image?

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)

find?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)

I found it on the internet.

It's so disgusting I had to share it.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:32, archived)

There's a video that I think I screencapped ages ago for b3tary purposes but never got around to using

The rabbit has got a strap-on and is having sex with the blonde girl in the woods. It's some of the weirdest porn I've chanced across.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:34, archived)

"Come across", surely?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)

Hey, what do you take me for, some kind of furry?

yes, of course I did

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)

that would make you gay in that case as well...

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)

yes, yes it would

if masturbating to videos of girls having sex makes you gay then I'm the gayest motherfucker you'll ever meet

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:45, archived)

you claimed to be accused of being a furry.. furries like furry things.. the man is the one in fur.

that was my thought chain. and then I wondered if gay men watch straight porn if they like the look of the man.

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)

I don't know whether the rabbit is a man or a woman

in the video its face is covered and it's using a strap-on

It's very much a completely anonymous sex partner for the pretty blonde girl

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:59, archived)

Schrödinger's sex partner

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)

bud dum tiss

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)

OMG I've seen this video

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)

Pervert.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:33, archived)

0_0

It's scenes like ^this^ happening in woods all over the UK that drove me to write a sternly worded letter to the forestry commission.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)

Dear Forestry Commission,

Keep up the good work.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:33, archived)

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)

One of my housemates was walking back home as young impressionable primary schooler

turned a corner into a field.. to then see a man fucking a horse. They ran home quite promptly.

best of all the animals.

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)

I was driving to work one early morning last year, to see the strange sight of a topless woman being led out of the woods on a collar and leash...

bizarre...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)

ha ha jeeeez

scary stuff!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)

That's brilliantly done but quite worrisome O_o

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:38, archived)

FFS

You now owe me a meatball bagette from subway as I laughed and the one I was eating is now all over my desk

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)

Oh Christ!

That's great!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)

terrifying

you got the source though? I likes them pigtails, but cleggs face is putting me off my stroke

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)

YIFFERIFFIC!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)

Genuine laugh out loud moment.

Splendid.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)

Go on then,

Just this once...

(User #86772, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)

O_o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)

Had to let it escape from me noggin'

Click for bigger (194 kb)

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:15, archived)

if I had a spanging image, I'd be posting it right now :D

'ning b3ta!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:22, archived)

allow me

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)

Conan the Barbarispang?

TJ: the clue is in the URL - cottonandsand.com/sandandcotton/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/3-goatse-tattoo.jpg

why on earth would you?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)

yeah, i saw that today too

can't be real and if it is, he got it reversed.
what a double twat!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:41, archived)

Where's his left nipple?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:30, archived)

my first ever spang gif!

*sniff* I'm welling up....

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:42, archived)

hahahahahah!

marveluos spanging action :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)

thanks

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:42, archived)

This wins!

* Not sure what it wins though?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:44, archived)

It wins this :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:29, archived)

link to the original please?

message it over.

(waxdart hello., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)

You'd have to ask the good WB, I have no idea myself

although I'd like to find out as well hint, hint if you're about :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:52, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10395567

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)

can't get 3g in the bog here. cant fwap a the desk :(

and fanks.

(waxdart hello., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)

Nice beaver

E((►◄))3

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)

thanks,

I've just had it stuffed!
*Hands Wobbly bloke a stuffed Beaver*

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)

You could have wiped it first!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)

Forever. Forth and back.

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)

is lady having a laugh

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)

hahahah :-D

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:41, archived)

OUCH!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)

he looks like he is fucking the ginger kid

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)

SPANG!

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R.Soul hmmm, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:40, archived)

Happy Birthday Dudley Moore

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:14, archived)

and Ruby Wax

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:14, archived)

her voice is like tinnitus

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:39, archived)

Yeah, but I am quite happy with the colours...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:41, archived)

good

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:52, archived)

she looks quite sexy there!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:43, archived)

^This

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:22, archived)

it's the illusion of the jacket

making her look all svelt and stuff.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)

Lovely image

of a horrible woman

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:58, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:05, archived)

^Deffo this

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)

do you still age/have birthdays when you are dead?

is he 66 again or 75?
Also, I watched Arthur for the first time the other day. I found it annoying and a bit shit with Sir John Gielgud being the only redeeming feature.
He's a rich twat, she's a shoplifter (although she works so it clearly wasn't necessary) and any proof of love is lost at the end when he (spoiler) gets all the money anyway. Odd and unsatisfactory :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:36, archived)

^this

with bells on

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:47, archived)

Does it matter?

"I'll tell you what else gives me the horn" (Worth listening to it all)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:47, archived)

which, Arthur or being dead?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:47, archived)

Being dead...

Arthur was ok, but '10' had a better Fwap factor!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:48, archived)

Still would.

The first thing I ever saw her in was "Orca: Killer Whale".
She lost a leg and I was inconsolable for about a week..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:13, archived)

something about it growing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:57, archived)

it's okay

something about it been a dog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:47, archived)

something about touching ass

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:04, archived)

THE POPE! HIS ASS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnBd1yv_do (NSFW!)

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)

Mmmmmmm, wobblys.

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Chumps 👀, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:26, archived)

I think she's sexy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:00, archived)

I love this..

I love you...
and I love b3ta!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:06, archived)

Steady on....

*blushes

(

Chumps 👀, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:09, archived)

* Man hugs

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:14, archived)

I'm not sure there's that much wobble on her.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)

There would be if I ever got hold of her!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:48, archived)

I watched it on saturday

and I really enjoyed it.

Maybe that was because I kept thinking how much shitter it will be with Captain caveman in it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:05, archived)

i've never seen it

but your discription doesn't hold up much hope the the remake.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:13, archived)

Did Gielgud still give his line "And shall I scrub your dick, sir?" or did it hit the mid-afternoon cutting room floor?

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:17, archived)

His dick hit the cutting room floor?

Impressive!

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Chumps 👀, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)

That was Big John's on-set party piece; whip it out and frighten the second unit directors..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwYXxyFltjM

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Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:36, archived)

ah but it's OK because they've remade it with Russell Brand

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:58, archived)

if they've kept the story the same, it will be utterly impossible for me to watch

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:00, archived)

my sister is recovering from a major set of biopsies in her throat

and she is not allowed to speak. Which is fine, except she bumped into Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams (I had to look her up) yesterday in a shop and they started chatting to her. She croaked along and they must have thought she was a simpleton

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:02, archived)

hahahah

I try to make people I'm a simpleton on a daily basis

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:09, archived)

That's rather Wow!

Rachael McAdams is nice, but needs more cake

Poor lass, your sis

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)

we find out the news on Tuesday

*fingers crossed*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)

The trailer hardly mentions the plot

(ie rich bloke risks being cut off to marry poor girl of his dreams) and focusses more on Jennifer Garner being a bitch.

Opening weekend did NOT meet expectations.
Which is a shame as it means his hollywood time is nearly up and he'll be back here by the end of the year.

On the plus side it may mean Rentaghost has bittent he dust as well

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)

i quite like the clip where she was being sexually dominant.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:50, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Chumps 👀, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)

this appears to be correct

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)

*has been trying to unsee*

*is failing*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:45, archived)

Yeah, yeah, HappyBirthday Dudley.....

Who's the girl on the left?

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Chumps 👀, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:34, archived)

You spotted it and you win todays prize...

The lady flowing through both posts is Bo Derek.
* It is not her birthday, but I thought you would all prefer to fwap over her rather thank Dudley or Ruby?

* You win ~~a night out with Wobbly~~ a whole day of funny b3ta stuff. By the way, where is Paul_P's daily recap ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)

Dudleyfwapping is, I fear, not for me.

As is Rubyfwapping.
Bofwapping on (in?) the other hand.......
*sits back, fwaps, and waits for prize.

source?

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Chumps 👀, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:18, archived)

Possibly NSFW

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:22, archived)

*adjusts*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:34, archived)

oh MY!

i was too busy thinking claudia schiffer isn't all that hot
that i didn't realise i had to scroll down for the goodies

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:47, archived)

Possibly?

*shifts in chair*
EDIT: Is that photograph taken at Sandy Crack, the popular nudist resort?

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Chumps 👀, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:44, archived)

I saw a poster on the tube for a remake of Arthur that looks extremely photoshopped.

starring Russel Brand.
moviecarpet.com/iwave/images/14/o-poster-first-one-sheet-for-arthur-remake-emerges.jpg
Jesus wept...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:51, archived)

Mirren!

I'm shocked

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:59, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:43, archived)

Haha!

Brilliant. :)

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:46, archived)

Noooooo!!!!!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:47, archived)

I digitally removed her underwear

what's the problem?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:49, archived)

i lack the imagination to get cheap thrills from seeing her with no underwear

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:58, archived)

dammit I just realized what else I could have done with this

too late now though, I'm tired. Maybe tomorrow.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:05, archived)

magenta?#

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:33, archived)

That's no cuffing good!

You can't see her chuff!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:10, archived)

what's the film?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:37, archived)

this is cruel

no matter how much I look I will never see beaver

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:51, archived)

here you go

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:29, archived)

i want this sauce!

What with me being a perv and having a thing for office ladies.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:53, archived)

I don't think we're allowed to know what its from

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)

I think its from "En plein coeur"

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:22, archived)

Quite possibly

Making the lady in question Bénédicte Décary :)

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)

No, its Virginie Ledoyen, I'm fairly sure.

There was another film called En Plein Coeur from 1998, also known as In All Innocence

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)

hmmm

whoever it is, google isnt finding anything with those names. I wants the sauce, dammit!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)

The gif sauce comes up in Tin Eye

img.crazys.info/files/i/2011.1.7/1294420435_1282891506_down-house.ru_1276513395_gifk4i_0211214.gif

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)

Gah!

You are correct. Prooferisation here:

Virginie Ledoyen : beautifulpics.co.cc/pictures/Virginie%20Ledoyen%202.jpg

Bénédicte Décary : 7jours.canoe.ca/cinema/entrevues/2009/01/07/benedicte.jpg

My initial looksee didn't bring up anything that close before :/

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)

wood!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)

is jean m audi having a joke

slight edit - just as shite though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:37, archived)

Au Dear.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:43, archived)

Auel dear, surely?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:46, archived)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 5:06, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 5:07, archived)

Hello b3ta!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 5:47, archived)

Ming!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:19, archived)

never too soon to see that again

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:34, archived)

What's it from?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:45, archived)

after new material?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:47, archived)

Yeah why not

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:56, archived)

why not, indeed

let me know, if you ever find out ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:58, archived)

hmmm

i like this too much

(Sherbs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:05, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:28, archived)

how long was that in your head before you shopped it?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:40, archived)

about 2 minutes

I was browsing Netflix and saw it. My mind's voice said 'prison beak'

Correction: It was about 15 seconds. The 2 minutes was how long it took to create :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)

Blue and Orange

always a good choice

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:49, archived)

"I escaped from that egg

and I can escape from here"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 5:06, archived)

Beaks at midnight.

What they had hatched this time was foolproof.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 5:11, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 6:28, archived)

Click for bigger (96 kb)

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)

ha ha!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)

hahaha

*click*

Beak is an excellent word. And beaks look even excellent-er

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)

So fucking drunk. Lovecraft and cider ate my brain. Argh.

(darkwavepunk, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:53, archived)

very nice indeed

EDIT: blue and orange always a good choice
www.slashfilm.com/orangeblue-contrast-in-movie-posters/

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:00, archived)

Hey, wow, I'd never noticed that. Cool. I just thought it was some crazy drunken shite that I did.

(darkwavepunk, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:15, archived)

hahah we've both linked to what we've both linked on links.

it's like the boards are fusing.

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:18, archived)

Not enough lens flares

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)

Talking of monster's I'm a popularity whore and I just posted this on links so I feel I should try and shepherd people over there to watch it

www.b3ta.com/links/A_Love_Song

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:17, archived)

This is fucking awesome.

Have a click and these:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:52, archived)

ha ha

2011 & still loving this.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:20, archived)

^ this

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)

Cool, a Phaerimm.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:22, archived)

That's great

apart from the cider.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:28, archived)

lol look at me

im drunk.

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FIEND, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:15, archived)

I just saw this "Be Iconic" advert on tv

and this was my first thought

edit: text hasn't been touched btw that's the actual name.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)

Thats some convincing shopping there. Good job

Strange eyelids though - they look like cartoon ones.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)

thank you very much!

happily not responsible for the eyelids - models own!

:D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)

I like this. Nice work :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:21, archived)

cheers for that!

*smiles*

Seriously though, what were Dior thinking? Modelcokelols.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)

is the product actually called 'addict'?

Jeez... They picked the right spokesperson for that!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)

Yup

It's called "Dior Addict Be Iconic"

Almost too easy.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:33, archived)

Bee addict de-colonic?

Sounds like a nasty punishment.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:34, archived)

I'll pass on that

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:43, archived)

They like to party hard, even have fun days for charity:

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:22, archived)

I take it the addict is not added in...?

*No, Kate Moss was in the original ad*

The word addict then smart arse.

goood light matching and shizz :) nicely (although I would argue it isn't ironic... it'd be ironic if it was called dior never used drugs... but then that's because I'm an easily ignorable tiresome cunt)

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:40, archived)

pfft!

no, just added the blood and the note. And the R.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:41, archived)

I'll go and watch ed byrne doing the thing about alanis morrisette

I hate irony and all house hold chores.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:48, archived)

but alannis morrissette's ironic is ironic

there's nothing more ironic than writing a song about irony and including no correct examples of what irony actually is. METAIRONY

ALSO: this is brilliant theoatmeal.com/comics/irony

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arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 0:55, archived)

needs one stray curly hair

and maybe a gun or a spaceship

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:25, archived)

Fuck nose.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:30, archived)

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