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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
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(Fly Projector, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# (deleted scene)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# first my new comp arrives
then a gayshift thread starts on the day shift

can it get any better?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# These could get front paged
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I expect we can cram a few more in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# EXACTLY what a threadrush looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I thought it was the london stock exchange
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# TELEPHUCK CABIN
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)
# FUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# HAI SEXY
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# oh baby!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# RUBBER UP
PHUKER
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Sir, ................step away from the flan head, please.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Hahaha, and if I may add, FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Yes you can!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:18, archived)
# DAFT FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Freebase Friday
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)
# In that case...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# beautiful
i love b3tans hand drawn freebs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Yeah, it makes a change from shopping him, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:44, archived)
# IT NEVER ENDS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# A bucket of fuckit.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# OBEY
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# ...i'll get my coat

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# ^them
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:24, archived)
# ^wot?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# ^wha?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# come on...
clue: people get upset when it goes off
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
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Bomb's on planes ?
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Misguided erections?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# The last pint of milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Hedgehogs?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:52, archived)
# a gassy relative at Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)
# No-one gets upset when mine goes off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Appeal to people's greed..
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Do they even buy broken gonads?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
# the second hand gold market has collapsed since Jimmy Saville's death
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Damnit. Now I want a hamburger.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Go buy one.
Before the lion guy gets it.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
# woo! and a nice twist of the original concept!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Lions with baps!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# So when you spread on the sauce
is that a bap smear?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Right up moggy's street
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Ahh, a bit of fresh nightmare fuel for me...
Especially that tiger with the shit-eating grin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Where the heck are those 2 clips from?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# The first one's from a Japanese building company (no shit)
and the second one is what a cross section of my brain looks like whenever I suffer a sharp blow to the noggin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Isn't number 2 from a Fun Lovin' Criminals video?
or have I imagined that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# It's on YewToob as DJ Format
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhZt4i92aSA

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Tears of joy?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# No no, tears of "I'm about to get yiffed to death, aren't I?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# ello fella! :)
hope you're well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# 'lo sir!...better now that it's the weekend :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# aye, I know that feeling well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# What the hell is that? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# a good luck raccoon from a japanese advert for a construction company
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8xuVnB-Pk
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Ohh I know!! :D
あなぶきんちゃん！
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# you are up late
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# That's not late for me. Sounds bad but...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# I've been up later.
Although usually only when someone is wrong on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# I've stayed up for amazing lengths of time in the past. I don't recommend it.
To be fair though, a friend was really, really sick.

Like, 'heart was going to explode unless it got replaced' sick.
She's fine now, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# One time I stayed up on Wikipedia for like five days.
Pesky tabbed browsing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# What were you looking at on there? o_o
To make you stay up for five days, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Goodness knows,
EVERYTHING probably, you know how it gets when you keep opening all the links in new tabs, for every tab you close you've opened three.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# True true.
I mean, there's tabs open now I'm not paying much attention to. On occasion, I've had more than one b3ta tab open.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I'm like some kind of knowledge sponge
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Likewise. If there's anything that intrigues me even slightly I research it.
For example, last night I was looking up schizophrenia.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)
# that's what they want you to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)
# o______o
It's the little warning signs that scare the shit out of me, like hearing music that isn't playing, the fact it usually starts around the 19-20 mark, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:08, archived)
# whenever I read about any medical problem at all,
I start thinking I've got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Mm, true.
I should probably stop while I'm ahead. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# cuz I'm busy working now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# you work through the night?
what do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Yiffing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# It same as work to JollyJack.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
#
土管がドカンと音がした!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
#
Nice words play!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:09, archived)
# I don't think I get this... might be the shitty translator I'm using though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
# you won't.
all test pass. identity verified.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Interesting. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# slight hydrocele problem there
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:39, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)
# This guy seems to be in every other post at the moment
has he died?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# He will do if he ever came on here
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# B3ta fame
there's no fame like it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I have often thought about that
Does this freebase guy have any idea that he is so famous.
(Sherbs, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Apparently someone contacted him, but details are elusive
www.b3ta.com/board/10590631
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
# think i just found him on facebook
He looks rather normal
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Me too
www.facebook.com/J0NE5Y

I wonder how many of his 1000+ friends are b3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# well, normal for a weightlifter
more normal than freebase would have you believe
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
# gaaaah!
freebase been freebasin'
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# DEAD BASE, FREE SPACE, or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# He seems to have reinvented himself as....

...a pirate. Arrrrrrrfuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Thanks to that link I have now
1) Read Mofaha's masterly summary of all things Freebase again
2) Found Flanbase's Facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000217577538&sk=wall)
3) Found that Freebase was the fifth person Flanbase added on Facebook, which would be tough to say when pissed
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Yay for Flan!
Also, Freebase's girlfriend is teh hot.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Cheers
Interesting bit of history there
(Sherbs, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
#
at the moment for the past 2 years
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Joliet is right though, he is making a lot of dayshift appearances at the mo
What made him so bold?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# well done!
Niko FUCKic delivers a beatdown.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Thats actually a pretty good match!
I bet he spends all his time in the game rowing and pumping iron, rather than doing all that drivey, shootey lark.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's given me an idea...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahalloo!
Moleypoos! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Eh up Gorgeous!
Our b3ta paths haven't crossed for a long time... Y'all okay?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I know :(
All 't' better for seeing you *waves* :D
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Really good thanks!
Looking forward to fireworks.....
:D

Got a fucking massive catherine wheel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Smashing!
I shall be cuddling Meg hidden in a den, bless her :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# fucking yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Eh Freebase. Let's go bowling!
Let's go bowling
Let's go bowling
Maybe next time
Fuck.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Nice! (I guess I should have scrolled down... :D)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] A cull is the only answer.


Click for bigger (71 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# sensible policies for a happier Britain
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Or happier polices for a sensible Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# yeah, they're like insane dwarves
I can't understand why this hasn't been done sooner.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# *Shakes walking stick in their general direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Writes a letter to the Daily Mail
(gijoel, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Yay! Free time!

What should I draw?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# how about a little character wiith a poppy annd an iron saying "what"
oh.......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Wow, your voice is ACE!
Its like youre narrating a children's TV programme from the 80s :-D

*Joins the JJ stalker club with Moggy*

Seriously - your voice doesnt match what i thought it would. You sound like a kindly old grampa or something :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# .........................thanks.

XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# It's a genuine money-maker voice.
Blimey.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Agreed!
I imagine you doing an audiobook of something nice - along the lines of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# That thing is going to go viral
Draw that bunny bitch. Riding a shakey lawn mower. While trying to eat something very wobbly
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Viral? Like AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Bad AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# The best kind
JollyJack, cover me! With AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Hey chap, hope you're well
You do look good as a zombie :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Why does this remind me of that "Cream Pole" pic you sketched years back?
IN before fatty wanking. He's not even holding on. He's suffering from some disorder.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# He's suffering from The Gush
Blue Jam - Chris Morris. I will only do softcore now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# But is difficult to stay soft as a mouse
when you're stuffing your knob in a big sexy twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Everything is in order here.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Mmmmm
AIDSy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# No so lethal though
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# steve jobs shagging michael jackson should do it
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Draw some furry pseudo-porn
that in no way will attract some fucking weirdo from off of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Draw...
...Ice-T clubbing a seal. The vocalist or the animal. The choice is yours. If it is the animal, you may even like to draw some tits on it...or the musician for that matter...
(Megamoss, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# hmmm
Some sort of rabbitty person trying to enjoy a plate of salad in a nice restaurant while the lions at the next table dig into a dead gazelle and make snide remarks like "you're next".
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
You own an iron you enormous ghey!

EDI: Draw a mermaid! A sexy mermaid! Half woman and half erm . . . woman err . . . in the sea!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I use mine for waffles.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Waffle Mermaid?
Whachootawkin' about JJ!? C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:23, archived)
# A waffle mermaid that makes waffles.....with an iron.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# ahaaaaaaaaa!
*clicks fingers*

I see it all now


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# draw a Glaswegian ostrich trying to make an omelette.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
# A Preview of Saints Row The Third
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# It's not out till the 18th, here.
UNFAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Darn it!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I think you should draw ...
... *looks round for inspiration* ...

...Harley Quinn from Arkham Asylum.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Wow, you're going in the "could listen to him read the phone book and I'm a happy woman" pile, along with Roger Allam
Draw a Hedgehog reading the Times, smoking a pipe with his feet up on Pippa Middleton

with tits /ac
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)
# haha, you pervert ;)
audioboo.fm/boos/531938-voice#t=-1m-1s
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Hellooooo nurse! Another one for the pile
;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I'm hypnotised by your swinging chins
(likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# It's where I stash my doughnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I followed your advice, but still burnt my house down.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# You did it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Jesus but you've got a deep, manly voice.
A monkey kicks a football which is actually a large piece of dung. Draw the surprised dung beetle family within when they emerge to find themselves in a different field.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:15, archived)
# It'll be like Lost in Space!
With Beetles! And a spaceship made of shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Wear your Popeye with pride!

Popeye served in the war too you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)
# All sorts of wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:26, archived)
# This is splendid
But your stuff always is
*click*
*print*
*sits outside Sainsburys with a load of them*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Agagagagagagag!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
i love that sound he makes, though i imagined it as 'Ugugugugugugug!'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I've seen various spelling of his laugh.
I reckon it depends on the voice actor. There must have been a few, not forgetting the live-action Popeye with Robin Williams.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# im one of the few people that liked that film
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I'm another.
I saw it when I was five, though, which might have biased me a little.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)
# *joins "the few"*
*which means the many owe me*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# the few, the proud, the unbearably loud
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# i liked it
And i got to see the pope village were it was shot in Malta.
(OTT, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha brill'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# genius
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Nicely done.
(anvil, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)
# This
is bloody incredible. So tempted to make myself a Poppeye.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:04, archived)
# anything
with a popeye in gets a click from me!
superbsk
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:10, archived)
# anyone out there who thinks they have an ancestor who is one of those who is remembered on the 11th
you can look some of them up here
www.cwgc.org/debt_of_honour.asp?menuid=14

then maybe buy a poppy and remember the fallen of too many wars while supporting those who fought for their country and the families left behind of those that didn't come back

www.poppy.org.uk/
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# excellent
click
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# You should totally read the shipping forecast
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Draw the cast of the Lion King
They've just finished the last show of the night and are all enjoying a few drinks backstage, still in costume of course except that, inevitabley, some of the women's tits have popped out.
SUDDENLY, Terence Trent D'arby bursts in, naked and engorged and demands that Simba "presents" for his satisfaction. Unfortunately for him, Simba is felching David Attenborough's copious manfilth from Pumbaa's sticky anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)
# That's next week's image challenge sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# The DVD extra that Disney held back.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Disney never held back
he was always first to moisten the digestive.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Moisten the digestive,
that's business speak for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Ha, I'll try and use it in a meeting with the MD in a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# ^
perhaps at the end they could steal a joke about ironing poppies that was tired and laboured when they used it in Men Behaving Badly about 15 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Have a go at drawing my fox character ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Why don't YOU have a go at drawing
Terence Trent D'arby naked and engorged?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)
# *Googles*
I now feel violently ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# As you like.
お好きなように。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Ahh, you're back. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# :D
I'm there at least. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Haha, hope you're ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
#
睡魔に負けてすいません
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# 英語を使用しなさい
または私達はあなたの言語の悪い翻訳との傷つけた
(Wize, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
# You sound jolly, Jack.
Enjoyed the vid, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# My hair was greasy and my beard was long. I noticed i looked a bit like Freebase at this moment, so i shopped myself on him
Couldnt for the life of me get his trademark gurn right, so i just shopped it on from the source.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# When i trimmed my beard, the cuttings majestically took the shape of Brian Blessed

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:30, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
# His gurn is quite troublesome to capture
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Saw this the other day - fucking ace!
I wish i could have a mess around in that. Cant wait for the game
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# You can get the character creator demo by signing up to gamespot uk (although it might be freely available now)
There is only a limited about of fun to be had with just the character creator. I can't wait for the full game :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# oh fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE BEING TATERS
Turn that gurn upside durn...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Needs more
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# FUCK
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# KLARNK TATERS!
I crossed one of my eyes in an attempt to give him that vacant stare :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Phwoar!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Haha, lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
# The Old Brown Whistle Test


I am doing the Albumhole album cover for DaveExclamationMark. Thought this would work nicely for the back and didn't think he'd mind me sharing :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# The Old Grey Arsehole Test
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
# old one-eye is back
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Excellent stuff! Will it be released on vinyl...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It really is the only way...
MOD EDIT: please make sure your images are a sensible size before posting.
Unnecessarily large image

Image hosted on b3tards.com

I may have not followed the compo instructions, I used paint.
(HirsuteGorilla, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# 1:1 scale
is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# It really is the only way...
(HirsuteGorilla, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# download Irfanview or something
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# seriously
please shrink this image down to civilised dimensions
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# OO
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Merkozy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# no, the sofa's just fine, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# If the white stuff is supposed to be semen
then I think I've spotted a flaw in your plan
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# :( it was the eraser on paint
(HirsuteGorilla, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# That old excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Paint? Here's a clue
Image/stretch & skew/25%x25%
then edit your post to incorporate the new version, there's a love.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# still not enough there to impregnante Liz Jones though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Stupid bint didn't know Poland is coated in spermicide.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)
# That's why wannabe Mums go to Iceland
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Packs of frozen sperm - One Pound
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
#

Full size sauce and b3tacity at top of my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# END OF THE WORLD!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Belorussian infringement!
They have tanks you know. Lots of them.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# And tractors. Even more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# nor the FAQ instructions it would seem
edit hello noob. 100k max for still please :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# It's like I'm THERE
all that's missing is Terry Wogan and some blokes in drag warbling out cheesy 'tunes'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
# and don't forget the political voting and lots of fake norks/tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
# No, Norkistan is in Asia
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I don't care what it sounds like. Douze points.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# For a minute there, I thought you'd been lurking for 7 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I say, could you make this a touch bigger I am struggling to make out every pixel
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Sit back and enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Ignoring the FUCK ME THAT'S HUGE
...ness of your image, I'm reminded of the Egyptian tour guide who told us, "There is enough stone in the 3 great pyramids to build a wall 60cm high around France."
To which my response was, "What a good idea."
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
# WTF have you done
with Poland?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] This works right?
(I helped save b3ta! advocoates Emotional Northern Boy, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I don't like this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# any more roles in hollywood movies in the pipeline?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Bridge night will never be the same again.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# everyone's bidding trumps
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha nice
Last night I had to promise the girl from HC2 that I wouldn't watch the cut version and that I'd wait until all the barbed-wire anal rape scenes were restored to their full glory
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# uh oh
I saw just a clip of that human centipede film
No thanks..would not watch that
(Sherbs, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# It's the ultimate rom-com.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
# the vom-com, if you will
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
# FUCK!

bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# made with the colonel's secret FUCK herbs and spices
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# From nature's bounty of the Horn Of Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Florida's giving me the FUCK horn
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# One family fuckbucket please.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# You mean the Fuckit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# "Fuckit" sounds like a
failure pile in a sadness bowl.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# i'm please to say that i've never had a bucket of chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I suspect they were originally intended for families.
That didn't last long. No fast-food plan ever survives contact with the American public.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Extra sleazy for me.
Chips fried in lard, then double battered and fried again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha! The only reason I visit FUCK is to take large handfuls
of the lemon-soaked paper towels.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
I have to make up a few towels with this logo on them and pop them in the local KFC
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# less late than usual newsletter
I have to go to some fireworks thing you see
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue503/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Lovely!
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Cheers Rob
Remember, always wear gloves when handling sparklers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Ta very muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# yay!
Featuring ME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Mr Messy
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Smells like a wet dog.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# this series is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# oh, he is hairy rather than spaghetty!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Hooray!
His smile is worrying..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Great as always!
*tempted to add bits around his mouth and dangleberries*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# He should be wearing a cap and gown.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Another fab one
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I feel dirty
(Mystery Shopper, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# what the fuck has she got on her feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# that's definitely redice the population - compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# But would she keep the wellies on?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?
be amusing
for the choosing
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# GOING DOWN LIKE A GREEK DEBTOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# GREECE IS THE WORD
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# GREECE IS THE WAY THAT WE'RE FEELING
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# GREECE LIGHTNIN'
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I'VE GOT DEBTS, THEY'RE MULTIPLYIN, AND I'M LOSING FINANCIAL CONTROL. COS THE BAILOUT, YOU'RE SUPPLYING, IT'S ELECTRIFYING!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# ^winnar
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# GREEK PM SETS WORLD TROLLING RECORD
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# WHAT'S A GREEK URN? A LOT LESS SINCE THE FINANCIAL CRISIS.
/beneltonliddlebidofpolitcsthere
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Smearing your inbox like a Liz Jones Post-Coital spunk pocket
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# EURO-LL GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# b3ta - more like home than home
(Was it Tuxedo Moon?)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# The B3ta Newsletter- it's not a letter and it's got no news in it
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# I hope this is in it, btw
thekittencovers.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# A sperm "Donation" is required to view this newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Longest Big Brother ever comes to an end in Russia
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Demis Roussos to resign
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# This Newsletter subject line is longer than Kim's marriage
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Skyfall... Damn. Beaten to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Referendum? Damn near killed him.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Neighbour knocking on my bloody door at 2.30am!!
Luck for him I was still up playing my drumkit
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# mars mission receives first b3ta newsletter in 18 months.

Oh wow!Oh wow!Oh wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# PLZ CALL ME MOGGY
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# oh hai moggy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# it's friday, friday, gettin' down on friday
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Occupy Papandreou!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I picked the wrong day to give up Moussaka
(serge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# INSIDE: SPECIAL MARKS & SPENCER VOUCHER FOR FREE MAN GRAVY!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Who will rid me of this turbulent Greek?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Shop 'til you drop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# The mind boggles....
As to what made someone think that using a picture of Baby P's clothes would be an acceptable marketing strategy for a stain remover....

CFB (72 kb)
Not shopped, saw it at a craft fair recently.

*First time I've posted an image, please be gentle....
(SalmonFilter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Hello new person.
Where do you live?
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# In a house...
(SalmonFilter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# How nice...
I have to go now, please message me if you would like me to help you with b3ta.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# holy crap
that's a bit harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# well this board is normally for things you've made so you'll probably get a bit of a bumming
also i'm not really sure i understand the joke but that's not hard (said the actress to the bishop!)

edit - oooo is that blood?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Google... Baby P.
....Then prepare to be stunned.
(SalmonFilter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# ooo no that's pretty disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# in all fairness... an image search for "dirty baby clothes" puts it at top 3
(likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# so it's more a case of being lazy than being a fucking cunt
(likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I get something altogether different at #3...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# sorry... #4
(likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# First FAIL as well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# \o/
(SalmonFilter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Lets have some friday fun
or not if you dont want to

(OhArse2 part of the Norfolke 'n' Goode empire., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# woody allen's loking good
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Lilly Allen - no so good.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Amy Winehouse - not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# OY!
I'll have you know, I 'lok' very good.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Silly Allen however looks awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# WEAR THE SHOES! WEAR THE SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# SHE IS WEARING THE HAT AND THE SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# SHE IS WEARING THE HAT AND THE SHOES AND THE MAKEUP
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Your montage is my all time favourite thing on B3ta. Please pea this.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# ^ what she said
Hard

In the face.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Here you go.

The others are on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Fucking magic!
I've clicked so hard I broke me clicker.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# This is easily in the top five of my favourite
Greatest Things on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# one of my favorite things on b3ta ever!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I have the Beckham posts from your blog saved in my shortcuts, they really are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# The annoying footballer.
Loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha!!! I love these!
You complete loon! Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 20:07, archived)
# That is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Brill mate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)
# One of my favourites.
I like this!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 1:43, archived)
# I just love the fact that no matter how drunk I am...
After looking at the first 2 sketches I know who made it and it is always win.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Magnificent!
(tcp, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Greatest thing, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# 8-D
SHE'S WEARING THE HAT AND THE SHOES AND THE MAKEUP 8-D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Where did you get that photo?
I thought I had told my agent to delete all those!
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
#

(OhArse2 part of the Norfolke 'n' Goode empire., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Je n'ai pas des poulets
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I did not chicken
thanks, google! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Naughty man!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Is he sayong \_RIS_/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Is this the sequel to 'Up' ?
'Up, Up and Scorsese?'*



*I humbly apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Pfffftttt....
On a train to London lols...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
it'a like an updated version of Aha's take on me video.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# HOW ABOUT A HUG
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] POPULATION EXPLOSION ... I have a 30 point plan
(siamese bat, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# mmmm
mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Funghist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Surely we could do with a few less Australians?
/antipodeanist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# We need them to serve the celebratory pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Rubbish, we've got Eastern Europeans for that now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Not from Ukraine if that map's accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I'm sure I'd have noticed if a massive mushroom was growing in Tarifa
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Well I'm moving to Canada
or Australia
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Poo, you missed Sweden =(
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# More..................MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# yay!
i'm safe!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Klarnk

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha! He'll need to work faster than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Delicious.
Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah!
Best Klarnk yet, and that's saying something!



The source lady in the last frame (whether she's the same one as the first frame or not) has been used at least 3 times in the last 2 days!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Yay Klarnk
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Yum
and it's hot, with its own gravy and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Seriously now, what the fuck is Klarnk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# One does not ask the origins of Klarnk
only that one should be content to know that Klarnk is.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Haha!
Tis good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I know what klarnk is!
I stumbled upon the source pic on a blog somewhere. Im not saying though, for fear of ruining FWM's lovely creation.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# hello popular legs :D
nicely :)

www.b3ta.com/board/10592444
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10591549
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Those legs are like a virus.
They keep spreading.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Is it a meme yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# A+++ great Klarnker,
did sick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha and eeew.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I love it, BUT...
...I'm also really disturbed by it.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
# You still knocked one out tho yeah?
I'm just waiting for the Jeremy autoasphyxiation episode -
"why do you want my belt?! " "WHAT'S THAT ORANGE DOING IN YOUR MOUTH?!?!"
(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:28, archived)

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