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Q: What is YOUR favourite biscuit?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:21, archived)
# All Butter Shortbread
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:22, archived)
# imagine all butters shortbread
that'd be a snack with no consequences of any kind

:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Garibaldi
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# or Lemon Puff
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# definitely Lemon Puff
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Fly Biscuits???
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Yep, them's the ones
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Nice!
They're exotic and from France apparently.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:24, archived)
# crinkle crunch creams.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:24, archived)
# This. FUCKING THIS!!!!!!11!!!1
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Jammy Dodger
Artful's brother
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:25, archived)
# he always has his fingers in
wet

sticky

jam
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:27, archived)
# preserve that thought
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:42, archived)
# The biscuit of kings!!
:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Absolutely Ninj !!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:42, archived)
# carr's water biscuits
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:26, archived)
# You lie
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:34, archived)
# no honestly
i fucking love them. don't have a sweet tooth at all, so I don't like sugary biscuits.
every time i go back to the UK i stock up on a load which subsequently get utterly crushed by the airport baggage handlers :(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:39, archived)
# *amazed face*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Bourbons.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:26, archived)
# by Fox's?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:41, archived)
# No other. :D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:41, archived)
# \o/-YAY!
shortbread
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Ginger Nuts!
No, not yours.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:29, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Anything but Figgs!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
thundergiggs
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Giggsy, give us a wave :D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:14, archived)
# oh hahahaha
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Durka-durka!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:05, archived)
# dont forget the secret signal
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
Inspired
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Fuck Yeah..
(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:07, archived)
# This is best.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, archived)
# You seems like Banana man.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:15, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:35, archived)
# This chap, and the one above are 2 of japan's biggest comedians.
Its like you posting a comment on a japanese forum, only for the locals to post a picture of Billy Connoly or Jack Dee. Odd.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Odd in the sense that neither of those people are funny any more?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:03, archived)
# LIES!
Pocky is all the nom!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:34, archived)
# crackers !
like you :D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Fox's Golden Crunch Creams.
Now that Popadopoulos have stopped making those white chocolate bakewell-style jaffa cakes...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Hob nobs
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Chocolate
Plain
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Spekulatius
Or Shortbread
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Homemade ones.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Ones with cheesecake on top
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:46, archived)
# I'm far too cool to get involved with biscuits
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Arsebiscuits.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Ginger nuts :)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:08, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
# A THOUSAND YEARS OF TORMENT ON YOUR HOUSE
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:13, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:25, archived)
# fuck
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Harry Enfield
in a ginger wig?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Plain choccy digestives
which must be accompanied by copious amounts of strong builders tea - it's the law
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:08, archived)
# a big fuck-off Iced Gem
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Winalot Shapes
Mmm, meaty.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:14, archived)
# What exactly is a meerkay?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Possibly the most annoying creature ever born.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Tunnock's Tea Cake.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Reminds me of the UK Biscuit VAT criteria...
Certain biscuits have VAT added, some don't.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7870265.stm

edit: M&S spent 13 years to expoit this situation (which I only lurnd Today).
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Cakes go hard when stale, biscuits go soft. That was McVities' defence over their Jaffa Cakes being wrongly classified as a biscuit.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Can't really argue with that.
Some clever bastard can spend the rest of their life being smug about that.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:38, archived)
# he got paid in biscuits
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:12, archived)
# more
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
funniest thing you've posted.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 19:44, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:30, archived)
# :D
bigger is better !

but not for file sizes
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 19:51, archived)
# cool
you put me thingy on the yokey

and, hahahaha "We're saving the pee-pee in bottles...together"

i actually happen to have a bottle of piss beside me from last night, go me
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Ginger creams
The amalgamation of ginger nuts and custard creams is simply genius. Hobnobs are nice too.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Plain chocolate Hobnobs
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Reduced Tesco value digestive, stale and broken......
Like my life...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Jason wins!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# well he doesn't eat so food doesn't get a chance.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:22, archived)
# i think he'd look like a play-doh machine if he vomited
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Oh, well done there!
you on you're own are responsible for my arthritic clicky finger - let alone all the other top posts!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Oops soz!
:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:10, archived)
# The bill's in the post Ninj, the bill's in the post
you are really rather good at this!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Cheers mate
:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Arthritic Clicky Finger would be a great* name for a band.
*Shit
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Actually, it sums my band up.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Can't beat the Argonauts
It and Clash of the Titans, originals of course! Great stuff Ninj
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Cheers Q!
I love that film! :)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:27, archived)
# i LOVE ARGONAUTS
BEST OF ALL THE ANCIENT GREEKS!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Clash of the Titans remake was a travesty, it even made decent actors look shit
And I don't mean Sam Worthington who, in my book, will never be leading man material
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha
now that'd be deep

"points at fleece with sword"
"ah yes, it has brought grea.."
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(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:13, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# What a marvellous thing to behold on opening B3ta
Cleeked
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
*feels guilty*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# oh you .....
rotten horrible funny man you!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# It's not the first time Charles has commited murder in France
I'm not surprised
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:12, archived)
# That was never proven!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:15, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:08, archived)
# ...
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# MANNN BERRIAL IS SIKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
HE INT AS HEAVY AS SCRILLECKS THO!!!!!!!1
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# It emerged that Skrillex liked a particular Aphex Twin track, "Flim".
Everyone was asking where the drop was in it.

I facepalmed so hard, I think I saw the universe distort a bit.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:56, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Don't worry
The druggy musical experiments of Richard D James will echo through the ages.
Skrillex will be forgotten by the end 0f 2013.

I AM NOSTRADAMUS!

EDIT: Woo the pic too. How rude of me
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:10, archived)
# More likely than not. Aphex Twin is a pioneer of electronic music, especially his early stuff and Analord.
And WOO to the pic too, my apologies! ^^
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
C'mon b3tards*
unleash your inner bards


* I promised to only use B3tan but I'm breaking rule for weak rhyme
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUT(KIN)S
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Entering your head like French bullets
(too soon?)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# ALL HOUSES FITTED WITH NHS FIRST AID UNITS... TAPS.
OR!

NHS: Water way to go.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# PARALYTIC SPECIAL
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# inconsiderate Nutkins ruins paralympic party
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:54, archived)
# He really doesn't have a leg to stand on.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# B3TA'S 1ST HOMEOPATHIC NEWSLETTER: CONTAINS 1 ATOM OF PURE INTERNET
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Hahah
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Giving Two Fingers to God for Taking Away Terry Nutkins
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:56, archived)
# :( b3ta is my only news these days.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:00, archived)
# SPECIAL NEWSLETTER FOR THE BLIND - IN BRAILLE!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:56, archived)
# THEY KNOW YOU WANK AT YOUR ISP
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# THE SPAKFEST ISN'T OVER WHILST WE ARE HERE.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# SATURDAY was on my menu as well!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Now Sponsored by Chuck Norris' Underpants
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Shot off to the Alps earlier this week, What a Blast
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# MORE FUN THAN FINGERING AN OTTER
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# what..........
could possibly be more fun than fingering an otter?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Just had my appraisal
FUCK YOU AND YOUR OPINION.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Our Terry
who art in nostalgia
Hallowed be thy 1980s children's television programmes about wildlife ...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Ah, Michaela.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Everyone still would.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:11, archived)
# ^ hahaha oh yes
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:16, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Dear Christ, Joe.
I don't know whether you're the new Christopher Biggins or the new Billy Mitchell.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I heard
there has already been revenge attacks against otters.
That's out of oder.

If I see an otter today, I'll just give him two fingers.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Wa-hey!
*high four-and-a-halfs*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I'll have a chicken tarka tonight in remembrance.
It's like a chicken tikka, but it's 'otter.
I thank you.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I predict you'll have a ring of bright water
tomorrow morning
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# he was a good presenter
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Some friday silliness



inspired by the Ginger Fuhrer on twitter https://twitter.com/robmanuel/status/244057098965639168
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Oh that's a spanging!! Hehe
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:54, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Fn?
I don't get it.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:56, archived)
# You just made me re-read that five times!
before I realised what you meant...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:00, archived)
# hehehehe
kerlick
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:56, archived)
# OOOOF!!
Hahahaha ;)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Spangosaurus is coming to spang you...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# All present and correct here.
Click.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:08, archived)
# It's an honour
to be spanged by such a fine creature
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:11, archived)
# ooof!
Edit: just noticed the cup. noi(c/s)e!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Pass the mind bleach!!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Top shoppage Q!
:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Cheers mate
:)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Nice film-mash!
What is she holding, though?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:49, archived)
# A sword...
...of the finest pork.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:05, archived)
# That is atmospheric and quite excellent.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Thanks Jimbo
:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# :'(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Is it true he got sacked from the BBC for stealing?
I heard he was a bit light-fingered.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Otter steals Nutkins' vibrator shocker
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Oh no!
:(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Aww no :( I used to love the Really Wild Show.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
# :(
It has been a sad day on B3ta
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Fart gags make things better, no? 'Cos I just found this from back in the day
no? 'Cos I just found this from back in the day
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha, true, here's one I made yesterday

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:49, archived)
#
ILKKY IVUIhIIVS
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:54, archived)
# LIEK DIS IF U CRY EVERITYM :'( XOXOXOX
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Sad indeed
but at least my signed photo of Terry has just doubled in value. When I say doubled I mean from 1p to 2p. I wish I still had that VHS tape of my appearance on the Really Wild Show.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# he's not sorry
and he'd do it again, i tells you.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:48, archived)
# =( RIP Nutters.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Wassup punk!?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Flick's knife!
ver ver good
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:48, archived)
# haha....woo
love the tats
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Never did trust those ants, going after the sugar!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
# VERY good
That'll be a click from me sir
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's the name of the comic strip, but it inspired the films and the musical!
but it inspired the films and the musical!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Two thumbs up!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha!
You have the perfect username for this week's challenge!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I'm a one trick pony.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:57, archived)
# You spin me round right round like a record right round....
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I was trying to get that 'snap back' that she does at the end of this,
but her hair was a nightmare (apt, I guess)!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:55, archived)
# The jam on her butter knife more than makes up for it!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Naughty boy!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:01, archived)
# It's sad
that that is the exact point in the movie when it stops being terrifying and becomes silly.
If they just left those few seconds out...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:01, archived)
# You're right.
I didn't see it for years. I guess it was the passing of time - a bit like Jaws when you see the animatronic shark.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Watched the Bluray of Jaws t'other night
I've come to accept it now
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:16, archived)
# There are some great moments in that film
Scenes with Robert Shaw for one. A mate of mine and I spent a Saturday years ago watching films and seeing how much Coca Cola we could drink before feeling funny (1.25 litres for me).
You know the bit when Richard Dreyfuss is under water and the head pops out - got us then and I bet it would get me now (probably wouldn't even need Coca Cola).
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# It's a near perfect film
Spielberg has even said, if he made it now, with all the tech at his disposal, it would be shit.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I agree.
I was thinking about this the other day - the best bits of the film are that you don't see the shark until later on, like all the best horrors.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Dead or alive *gulps*!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I can't find the ladyboy flash anywhere.....
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I would suggest not looking! : )
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Too late! I already have and have seen the horrors one encounters while doing so.... ;-)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# May God protect you. Haha! Keep on Keepin on!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Her mother sucks cocks in hell.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Excellent
She should've be-headed the dog?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I just couldn't bring myself to do it...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Want a balloon?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:23, archived)
# i'd rather have the knot
EDIT: Children Sand it?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
much better than the original crap
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Odd how Pennywise looks like Terry Nutkins
Who had died :( There goes another piece of my childhood.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Might explain
why Nutkins always unnerved me a little bit as a kid

EDIT: have this ancient pea remixed with Lord Nutkins instead of Johnny Morris

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Did not know. B3ta news strikes again!
Was Moggy a fan of Terry Nutkins? She likes finger injuries.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
# OH NO! HE DEAD :(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
# so The Really Wild Show will be a bit short-handed.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:51, archived)
# He he! Clowns... *shivers*
There can't be many things more creepy than clowns, can there?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] In memory of the bloke who did the voice of 'The Count', who passed away recently...


...best character on that show (except for the scary paedophile who went around in his mac painting numbers on things if I remember correctly).
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Mine: I heard there is good for eating Slut. Where is my meal? I just want to eat Slut.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:14, archived)
#
That word.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Banana man
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Really?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Yes. :D
Hitoshi Matsumoto.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:33, archived)
# get bent you troll cunt
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Mine is male :) Is not cunt.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:20, archived)
# youn are
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:28, archived)
# U R ?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:29, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Dave is not stay here.
I'm not him.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:45, archived)
# ?
        !
            :(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:19, archived)
# A shortened infant marches before the choral rubbish.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:21, archived)
# There are not children
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Everything and more would kindly inquire something about you.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:31, archived)
# The nut knights a custard.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:32, archived)
# the Knight nuts a custard
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:34, archived)
# How can the sticking calculus shout with a flesh?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:36, archived)
# You will not be converted through a series of Google, before posting run
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Spray undertakes the complicated rod beside the purple?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:40, archived)
# 1gbp = 126 yen
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Axiom scraps the unfortunate moral within the worth.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Hitting cumulative crustacean outer explain it vigor
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
# The knee gasps after the piano.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# (a reply)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:35, archived)
# (an agreement)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:35, archived)
# (an insult)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:36, archived)
# (a sny remark)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:38, archived)
# (a hateful repost)

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:08, archived)
# (sympathy reply)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:14, archived)
# I'm waiting for the bit where the's sick comes out
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
# naw naw man -- nothing but pure puppy-love-juice in this saga
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:59, archived)
# asphyxi-titwank
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:45, archived)
#
o/
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:36, archived)
# \o
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# The clear star that is yesterday wants to set things right.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:36, archived)
#
こんにちは、これはここでデイブです。私はちょうど私のタクシーに紅茶のマグを抱えているし、私はたわごととオナニーのために家に帰るんだ
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Hi Dave!! *wave*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
# That clip was beyond disturbing.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:37, archived)
# watched dance
did sick
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Yay, first thing you've done in ages that I like, ace :-)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Thank you n_n I have to practice to draw a man.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Eat Mine, Slut
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Eat eat eat!! :D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Nice
In whose style is this one?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Thank you :)
I want to reference the style of Beksinski. However, it is far from!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:21, archived)
# He's so hungry that he's spilled his paint!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Yes. He is hungry!! Dangerous priest!!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] The wild and wacky one they call...

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:13, archived)
# This is fab
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I like this
Used to love Duckula too! *double-click*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:28, archived)
# My fantasy football team
plays at Cosgrove Hall
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Oil get it!
Very nice Mr Speed - Count Duckula was one of my favourites!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:48, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU WON'T CHECK OUT
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:03, archived)
# That look he's got is quite sinister
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Guess i picked the wrong time to post...
Hours of inactivity, then buried by a threadrush.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:35, archived)
# I think it's great.
I'm getting arthritis in my clicky finger this week!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Excellent art-directiony-work there
Very scary - I can imagine him biting into a throat and tearing strips off you.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Always sad when a b3tan leaves us
here's a little something utterly puerile to lighten mood:

^my new rescue fluffy
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:41, archived)
# We all need a bit of fluff :)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Aww rather apt aswell :)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:45, archived)
# That's a mighty chewy cock.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Fluffy loves chewing cock in the garden :)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:19, archived)
# A rather sad email about Peregr1n
From: matthew.whittaker
B3ta user: *not logged in*

Hi there lovely people of b3ta,

Just in case you didn't already know, Peregr1n, www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=35444 recently died in a motorbike accident in California. There's a faceache page here: www.facebook.com/pages/In-memory-of-Ian-Ferguson/418724584840293 that his family & friends are talking about him on .

Cheers

Matt

Edit: Matt has contacted me on twitter and says, "was surprised at synchronicity & seeing my name on b3ta this morning. Thanks. He made front page in paper."
www.iwcp.co.uk/news/news/island-man-dies-in-usa-crash-45816.aspx
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:47, archived)
# :(
Rest in peace mate
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Very, very sad
Condolences to you and the family :(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Always terrible news to hear
A fellow B3ta'n is gone. RIP
:(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:01, archived)
#
Condolences.

"butterscotch trees"
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:02, archived)
# aawk sad news..R.I.P :(
I remember the little ScurryBot he made
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB_6QiGwF2o
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:02, archived)
# I don't remember much of his stuff, but i do remember seeing that cool little thing.
sad news
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:07, archived)
# I'm looking up buying vibrating motors now
I think building something like that would be a project I could do with my kids
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:54, archived)
# off to the cuntshed
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:32, archived)
# *out of context post award*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:45, archived)
# o_O
.
First class ticket to the Ecuadorian Embassy for you!
.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Sensitive
(, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 2:10, archived)
# Aw man. I remember that.
It really hurts to lose one of a rare breed. And to think he might have gone right by my door here in California.

(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:50, archived)
# My condolences to his family and friends.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:03, archived)
# first thing I see on the board
:/

rip.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Goodbye fella
RIP.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:34, archived)
# R.I.P.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:36, archived)
# RIP
I went to primary school with Peregr1n (Ian) many years ago, its been a bit of a shock in the villages around here and a sad time for his family.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:46, archived)
# That's terrible :( RIP mate.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Ah bollocks, poor bloke
:(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Sad news
Rest in Peace pal
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:11, archived)
# :-(
Sad to hear.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:20, archived)
# my condolences to his family and friends
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Sad news indeed. Rest In Peace.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Aw no :(
Such a talented chap
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Sorry
RIP
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Grim
Loss of fine talent :(
His scurrybots will miss him.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Only logged on for a moment before I go out and I see this
Like lots of others, I remember the scurrybot.

Sad news... my thoughts are with everyone he's left behind
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:35, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Bugger,
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Sad news
rest in peace Peregr1n x
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:57, archived)
# I hope the motorbike is ok
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:00, archived)
# motorbike icon would be a fitting tribute, or not, i don't care, no offense
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Soemthing like this?

...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Really sad
RIP
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Sad news.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Sad news
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:16, archived)
# not good
too many b3tans have gone recently
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:17, archived)
# sad news.
sad news indeed.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Condolences
b3ta minus hummus
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:24, archived)
# there seem to be too many b3tans ending up dead these days
i'm not liking the statistics.

Sad news.

*dons tinfoil hat*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:25, archived)
# my CONDOLENC
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:31, archived)
# RIP Mr P
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Sad news :(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Really sad. Poor guy.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Seemed like a great guy...R.I.P. Ian... :'(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:26, archived)
# That's sad news R.I.P
Checking out that facebook link, he seemed like a really good bloke who made the most of life too - condolences to his friends and family
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:44, archived)
# sad news
:(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Sad news :(
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Ah, bollocks.
Condolences to family and friends.
RIP
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:39, archived)
# My condolences.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:13, archived)
# :(
RIP
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:16, archived)
# :(
Condolences to family and friends
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Awful news
Condolences
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Well that's just shit!
I didn't know the guy, but best wishes anyway, RIP and all that. xx
(, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Such a shame.
My love to his family.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Bugger :(
(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Natural Born Scooby

Not sure it's a slasher movie exactly but...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Still a top shop!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:19, archived)
#
top pearoasting!
.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:38, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm.. Elisabeth Shue.....
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:08, archived)

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