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[challenge entry] Smug-Ass Bastard!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Hilary Duff has a nice tat...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:37, archived)
#
I keep seeing this blokes face on various pics (on the tattoo). Who the bloody hell is he?

Thanks in advance!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:10, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Freebase/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Why he's a family man, leading a rich middle class life with his handsome family!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 1:39, archived)
# he's just this guy, you know?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 3:22, archived)
# evening everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Why do americans think they need so much fucking milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:57, archived)
# i don't know, why do americans think they need so much fucking milk?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:58, archived)
# So they can make more fucking cheese to go with their fucking burgers
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:04, archived)
# fuggedabahdit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:08, archived)
# He's black...
..clearly a Brit.
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Because they're better than you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Because they like milk and don't want to run out of milk
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 3:21, archived)
# Becuase there are too many farmers and Dairy farms
So there is a massive push for people to buy milk becuase theres too much of the stuff. Also why food portions are massive in the USA, too many subsidies and surplus.
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Sat 29 Sep 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Ewan McGregor is up to his old tricks again eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:09, archived)
# do i need to be heading over to popbitch to get up to speed?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:13, archived)
# OBI WANK A KNOBBY LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:13, archived)
# hahaha
roffle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:16, archived)
# nice throbbage
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Perfectly adapted for politics...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:48, archived)
# He looks earnest. He gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
anest +mine
lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] politicians...always lion
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:24, archived)
# ..

prob bin'dun
(I_am_B, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Hello B, why do you think this has been done before?
Is there a long running meme of dictators and small make-believe creatures I've been completely oblivious to?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:03, archived)
# hullo
no, just seems obvious after i did it :)
(I_am_B, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:04, archived)
# DON'T LIE TO ME, I ALWAYS MISS OUT ON THE COOL MEMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:11, archived)
# haha
hahaha
(I_am_B, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Last week's image challenge.
For god's sake man, keep up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:07, archived)
# SHUT UP MU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] i doubt it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:08, archived)
# lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:35, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 2:58, archived)
# :)......lil' pea tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:28, archived)
# lovely timing
i want to see the further adventures , ' The furher adventures of hitler'
(I_am_B, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:37, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:43, archived)
# CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK ADOLF
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:45, archived)
# I say,
hold on just one bally minute, Hammy...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Utterly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Depending on which lyrics you choose...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:58, archived)
# :)
(I_am_B, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:43, archived)
# It is so confusing!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 6:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Snakin' one more into the compo.
(SpiteClassic, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:08, archived)
# god is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)
# I hadn't noticed that I'd included him =)
(SpiteClassic, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:01, archived)
# b3ta needs more snaxe
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 3:42, archived)
# ^THis
(herman:D, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:49, archived)
# *has silent moment for the photoshop disaster victims of 2012*
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:53, archived)
# ..............................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:11, archived)
#
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Win :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Stand still, you damn 2-frame dog.
you damn 2-frame dog.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:31, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Awwwwwwww, animals are soooooo cute
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:42, archived)
# The Men Who Scare Goats.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:51, archived)
# The Men Who Scare The Vast Majority Of Other People When They Try To Get Busy With Goats.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:58, archived)
# The Men Who Scare Themselves When They Get Busy With Goats and Wake up in Basingstoke Realising The Next Morning That They Have to Call Their Wife From The Sales Conference in About Ten Minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:30, archived)
# we've all been there
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 3:16, archived)
# nmmnmmnmm
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:03, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:03, archived)
# That's so sexy I'll have to call the police
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 3:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:59, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:47, archived)
# LICK IT

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Fuck!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:22, archived)
# *enrols*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:55, archived)
# *denies*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:13, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Too fucking right
NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:56, archived)
# BRING OUT YOUR DEAD (artz)!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Run, poofy doggy, run!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:15, archived)
# homophobe
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:48, archived)
# No, my fear of gay dogs is quite rational
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I Really Like This!
...not sure why...
(SpiteClassic, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I AM NOT SURE WHY YOU ARE NOT SURE WHY
THIS IS GOLD!


Not really
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:44, archived)
# I found this in pedro's secret hidey hole

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Lol at "Big DIck's..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:24, archived)
# \o/PEDRO\o/PEDRO\o/PEDRO\o/PEDRO\o/PEDRO\o/PEDRO\o/PEDRO\o/PEDRO\o/THISHASNOTHINGTODOWITHPEDRO\o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:27, archived)
# I found this picture of pedro from 1959

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:39, archived)
# *drooooooooooooool*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's what he looks like now!........................................What a mess.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:12, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:56, archived)
# mediocre gave me the clap
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Fuck, I nearly shit myself then when I saw the font of psychos in use once more
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I just used the last font from yesterday.
Moggyfont.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:25, archived)
# YES!
(this thread was supposed to be about penguins) I blame Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] They should never have started selling cat food in Poundland...


Apologies for shitness.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Nicely done
but I think you're gonna need this:
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Are we about to be attacked by vampires?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Yes bum raping vampires
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Ah, the supermassive .png file.
There's been an over-sized pic on the Front Page since Monday, so I can understand if people see the rules as more of a guideline, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I thought I'd followed the guidelines :(
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:42, archived)
# A week ago, I'd have cut and pasted the bit in the FAQ about file sizes, but that was the old me.
If you're happy with it, I'm happy with it.
Besides, it's not like I can pull rank on another Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:47, archived)
# It's this bit here:
"For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable. Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB. Please do your best to optimise your work where appropriate, as some users still use dialup. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image."
But nobody cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Thanks fellows
I have optimised accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Yay
Lucky for you all the hitlers are down the pub ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
# All the single Hitlers
Put your hands up
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I can't see you but I bet you've all got SMASHING blouses on!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Thanks for doing a fine job of holding the fort though
What would this place be without proxy nazis
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:18, archived)
# HappyToast will get a raging boner when he reads this post
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Why, is he a mod?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:20, archived)
# or ban you for being pointlessly antagonistic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:22, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:44, archived)
# /dc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:54, archived)
# You can't ban people for being open, but unsure about the idea of God, Toasty.
I'm pretty sure that'd be a hatecrime.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:07, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I can't get an erection from reading people going on about optimization
but that doesn't stop people suggesting that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:20, archived)
# It was kind of a joke and in no way pointless :
A couple of weeks ago you posted about optimisation getting you hard.
Also I've often marvelled how you manage to get your fine animations down to small file sizes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:15, archived)
# prick
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Those scallywags are all wearing the same cat mask!
And the compo is about turbans isn't it?
/slightlydeafblog

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Fucking hell. That's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:50, archived)
# No it isn't!
I find it quite unsettling, always a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:16, archived)
# He has a jolly nice moustache too :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:26, archived)
# haha
Not shit
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:51, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] A roasted legume


You have to imagine the dirty distorted scrote bass.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:45, archived)
# doing wheel spins in first gear ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Your picture's quite shit but "legume" made me laugh out loudly and heartily.
Which after a day of sitting in my van on the Devil's Sigil (M25) is quite a feat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha you have to drive a van.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Weaselly little shit...


(first post in yonks!)
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:28, archived)
# sympathy reply.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Non sympathy reply
WELL I LIKED IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:22, archived)
# He's so flash
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:37, archived)
# renault 5.. alive!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Good afternoon, my little imaginary internet friends!
It's the countdown to the weekend... the last couple of hours of imprisonment behind this grey desk, before the glittery wonderment of Friday night kicks off.

Time for a pun.


Have a good one, Happy Workers!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:45, archived)
# It's a supplies!
Some sort of dial control perhaps, in the style of Howl or Mr Magorium?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:28, archived)
# new newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue548/

QUESTION: What's your favourite joke punchline?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Badum tish!
Thanks Robert :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Ta Rob
It was a shih-tzu
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# "Well, it won't suck itself!"
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:46, archived)
# so he flips him over
and funnily enough it landed on all four wheels and they drove away
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Cheers, Bobbyrobs!
Something to procrastinate with, that isn't anything I do toilet through.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:46, archived)
# "Have you tasted the ice cream?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:53, archived)
# "I've been ill."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:54, archived)
# "No, you have bowel cancer".
ta rob
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Yes, that was a trifle bazaar
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# The monkey refused, so the priest pushed him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
# You bitch you ruined my life
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:07, archived)
# So where do you want these blinds hanging?
(minimalist ..., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Cheers Rob
IT WAS AN IRON BAR LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# so that why my knickers have C & A on them!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:10, archived)
# \o/
Newslettered, cheers and thanks and stuff.

Chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Fuck off you red nosed basterd
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:26, archived)
# "Shit in her cunt".
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:32, archived)
# turns out it was aids
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:34, archived)
# "Room for 2 knights please."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Period.
(my browser mucks it up, or there's a rattlehead link that is missing)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Yes I did. I shat in your handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:40, archived)
# A stick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I just ate a load of hot buttered corn.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:34, archived)
# No nurse!
I said "remove his spectacles!"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:07, archived)
# "That was from the man who shat in my pants."
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Eventually though, all charges were dropped and he was released back into society.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Why that's the beer that made Mel Famy walk us.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
#
Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:40, archived)
# It's your turn in the barrel
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:55, archived)
# The one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
okey dokey
write a jokey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:50, archived)
# first the worst
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:50, archived)
# One minute you're taking a register
Next day you're on one...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Very good!
(ccc, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Winner
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# *tut* it's YOU apostrophe R E
... see me after class
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Thats what is written there
And I've not edited it either.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
#
...
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
# You got it right once, there are two! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Shush you
:)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Sorry, just sit back and bathe in your glory ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:54, archived)
# ^that one^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# ok compo closed
winner
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Woop!
I fucking rock.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# *Gazes longingly in awe*
*Sighs deeply in mannish admiration*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:12, archived)
# And....
I don't work out, I don't need to. I'm naturally this fantastic.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:16, archived)
# No one's going to top that
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:15, archived)
# this
hard
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:00, archived)
# that is very good!
bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Were you at the sikipedia stand up night by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:40, archived)
# funniest site ever
wall to wall lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:26, archived)
#
"What I did on my summer holidays" homework special
(ccc, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Want to pass French Oral? Contact Jeremy Forrest for details!
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Causes more crashes than a Nepalese airline
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:57, archived)
# The headlines say "Megan Taken Into Protection"
but was protection taken into Megan?
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Megan Stammers uses iOS6 to hide in France
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Surely
Uses IOS to hide in Norwich, but then gets lost?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Magna Carta?
Wasn't he in The Sweeney?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I likes this one.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
#
If Stammers been hammered, Forest's in the Slammer
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Oooooh Sir! this isn't a pipe !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:20, archived)
# packing more of punch than justin lee collins on a quiet night in with his bird
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Ooo I like this one as well
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:31, archived)
# *guilty until proven innocent lolz*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:56, archived)
# "Daddy, will I have legs in heaven?"
/7-word novel
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:30, archived)
# gotta teach her ABCs before you give her STDs
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] He loves tha cheez
(MistahG, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:47, archived)
# That stuff is rank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:52, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I bloody LOVE this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
# A berm?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:37, archived)
#
Zat iz naht ma dawg
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Best
line evah
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:34, archived)
# ^This
Making me laugh just thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:27, archived)
# There is a minkey
in ma rurm iding a berm urnder ma fleurbirds....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Talking about Riots?

De-RIS - Another planned March/Riot for Belfast on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Sadtimes, Q.
Sadtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I went to Uni In Belfast
I remember walking over to Ormeau park with mates, guitars and joints for a chill, when we heard the BOOM, saw the smoke rising and our moment was gone! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Big spliff then?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
Was actually
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# You know what would've topped that off nicely?
Bonios, farsands of them...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)
# mmmm, Bon-i-os
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)
# You didn't have to go to Belfast for that, I was almost caught in this
www.hertsad.co.uk/news/former_police_chief_recalls_st_albans_ira_bomb_blast_1_1135859
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I was at the Wimpy on Oxford Street the week before it blew up.
Admittedly, the burger was a little dry, but it didn't bother me at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
# a week eh? that was a lucky escape :D
I was very nearly stood at the bus stop by Barclays when the bomb went off, had the missus and I not had a row we might have been all over the town centre
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Ha-ha! It was the event that made me start to ask questions about what was actually going on.
Prior to that, it was just something on the telly that my 9yr old brain couldn't quite fathom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Born in Co. Tyrone
I seen guns, bombs, soldiers IRA men, bodies etc. on an almost daily basis. Lost family and friends in the damn "troubles"
Came to England in 99 and can't believe these bloody marches are still allowed to take place and incite the crowds to riot, every single time. ARRRGGGHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:18, archived)
# "The Troubles"
Never has a war been so poorly labelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Hold on a minute,
are you another Herts person (see below)?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
# was, St Albans born and bred. not that that's anything to be proud of. Crap place now.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)
# I always thought St Albans was lovely,
has it gone bad?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
# compared to what it was, very much so
dead high street, massively over priced houses, all the character gone. Despite the high street being mainly poundstretcher and empty shops I think its still the most expensive place to live outside London
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Wow, we always saw as a place to aspire to live in (20 years ago).
Always expensive, but it's sad if the high street and character is dead :-(
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Always love the effort in this one
Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
# :o)
Never again will I attempt a 4-ring Venn...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Sep 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Can they not just ban the marches?
Surely it's not an inalienable right to incite violence while dressed as a 22 carat prick
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Ban Marching? That's what I've been saying for years, ALL marching.
But tell that to the Orange Order and the Paislites.

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Religion. A massive fucking waste of effort on the part of everyone involved.
Just imagine what we could be doing now if it wasn't for all the time, lives, money and effort spunked on religion.

Probably we'd all be living in space eating moon food.

The reason we don't have jetpacks is because Jesus doesn't want you to have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:15, archived)
# ^ THIS 100%
I'd have my fuckin' Jetpack if it wasn't for that bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
# ^ this is dead right.
There's no such thing as a militant atheist.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Richard Dawkins anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:20, archived)
# i did one too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
# needs more fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Speaking of FUCK, he seems to have made a guest appearance in 2000AD last week...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Ha-ha! Uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha
onto the pullups
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# He's having a very tough poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Inciting Fuckery, Juve....
40 years Isocube.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:58, archived)
# so did I
circa clay/happytoast-gate

(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)
# what makes an atom
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:26, archived)
# well, when a mommy neutron and a daddy proton love each other very much...
... then get smashed into each other at a gazillion miles an hour...

ok this analogy doesn't work very well
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I like both of the major branches of Christianity.
But which is better?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:22, archived)
# There's only one way to find out....
CRUSADE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:59, archived)
# CRUSADE X - THE CRUISE FOR AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Those nights were just sheer pandamonium...


(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:31, archived)
# I bloody hate pandas
Nature's losers
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Alright Chris Packham.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I'm entitled to loath at least one creature in the animal kingdom!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:39, archived)
# zebras are shit
jusssayin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# We should eat the remaining pandas
before they go extinct
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:41, archived)
# medium rare please.
RIGHT!
I'm popping out for lucozade (orange flavour)
back soon.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Might've known the damn Pandas were involved!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I like this!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
# You're not from Hertfordshire, are you?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:50, archived)
# You would be 100% accurate in that assumption.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Hey!
Me too! *shakes hands*
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:54, archived)
# County Cousin!
*chestbumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Awesome - I have a tear in my eye...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I am,
is that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:56, archived)
# No!
I recently had to give a talk to some overseas people about 'British life' and it included where I came from.
I showed them lots of pictures of the Chilterns, lovely villages etc.
They all said it was lovely and it made me realise that, yes, it is a nice county.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:59, archived)
# I was
is that less bad?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:01, archived)
# You too?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Bedfordshire
That's a lousy place, since the A45 you go round and it's utterly flat. I can't see how you can have any, any enthusiasm for that sort of thing at all...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:06, archived)
# I have lots of friends from Beds,
They seem alright. If you mean Luton, that's something else...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Have to agree, quite liked Luton airport though compared to Stansted
*Line about Beds - Thomas Dolby lyrics from the 80's ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# To be fair, the airport is very convenient
and was great for heading off to Greece for £20.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:28, archived)
# It's part of a bigger plot by the chinese
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Live footage, as it happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Everyone said they were race riots but how can pandas be racist
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] living ruff
(CjR Mix, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Mmmm Bonios
When you're stoned, you eat anything
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Trufax
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
# seconded
we've all been there.
(CjR Mix, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I... I... Once....I.... Once...ate.... A...A....
PIZZA HUT!!.... the shame will be with me forever....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# In lieu of a "Good Work" button I clicked like
This, however, is one of the saddest things I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:47, archived)
# stoopid weasel!!
=D
EDIT: where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Shhh...
...we're playing hide and seek.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:05, archived)
# ah!
*hides behind curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:10, archived)
# I'm not here.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:12, archived)
# alright!
*edges deeper*





*behind curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Pub lunch
didn't you get the email?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:14, archived)
# *hangs head*
they must've forgotten to include me...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:27, archived)
# heehee
Before photoshop I used to use one of those most days :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I've never had photoshop.
Paint FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:32, archived)
# REAL paint?
Or the Accessories kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Accessories.
unless I'm painting my Space Marines....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Sounds kinky
Do they not mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I had weasel coffee last night
As in, coffee that has passed through the digestive tract of a weasel. It tasted like... coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I had that coffe once too, my girlfriend said it tasted like it had been shat out by a weasel...
which just goes to show the effect that marketing has on perception. Although if it wasn't sold as weaselshit coffee there wouldn't be any need to get weasels to shit it out in the first place, so, bit of a catch-22.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Goooooooal...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:43, archived)
# come on you random coloured sporting top team thingy!
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
that panda's more interested in the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Panda player.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody do-gooders.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:25, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Ha Ha
He fits right in, looks so content.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:30, archived)
# arf!
needs more furry boner
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Another one 'on the streets'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:50, archived)
# what fresh yiffery is this?
*jots down number*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
If he can afford a bottle of Jack, he's not doing too bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:17, archived)
# He shoplifted it
from an off-license. :)
/backstory
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:52, archived)
# He's just chillin'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:28, archived)
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this makes me sad. I still see that homeless guy on my walk to work. :(
(UTB, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 12:46, archived)
# The picture is dated October 3 , 2009
If he's still homeless 3 years later, that is indeed sad.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 30 Sep 2012, 6:59, archived)

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