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The Beer Hunter

"Watch Fnurkus Artvark TV and see the painter at work
in his studio(renewed webpage...)"

(fnurkusartvark, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)

hahahaha!

blimey. yes.

(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)

That's

lovely!

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

she's up for it....

Human: do you want a dirty sanchez?
G. Bot: No thanks but you can send me a donation.

(btw - I looked up a dirty sanchez - dear god, why???????)

(trimprop, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

because

you wanted to know what it is?

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Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)

Thread Jacqueline

I need something that will allow me to by pass the work firewall and allow me to look at hotornot.com
Anyone? Bueller?

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)

voodoo economics

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

I dinne understand my friend

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

he's quoting Ferrris Bueller's day off

anyone? anyone?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

voodoo

economics

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

That doesn't help me tho

I've only seen it once and that was only about a month ago.

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

Oh Mr Rooney

You sounded just like Dirty Harry.

(Phil not DS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)

you started it by saying "anyone?, Beuller?"

2 scenes mixed into one really
it's the teacher in the classroom calling the register "Beuller....Beuller?"
and the the teacher asking a question later on, to which the answer is "Voodoo economics"

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)

change of company

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dakster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

Thank you for your

helpful reply Dave-o

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)

try

www.megaproxy.com

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

Blocked too.

Fuck!

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)

I love my proxy...

and being the only one who bypasses it

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Coprolite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

try here

www.samair.ru/proxy/

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)

Splendid

You're the man as usual Munkton

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

ssh

SSH tunneling to your home machine and then set up a remote connection using something like X windows.

There, bet that helped loads...

(bomba, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)

Nope.

Can some one go on there and have a look for a person on it called John Mayes for me?

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)

I didn't think

it was possible to search by name.

(bomba, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)

no - dear god why would anyone want to do such a thing?????

You'd go around all day asking people if they could smell something shitty

(trimprop, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

And so it continues...

Human: May I cum in your eyes?
G. Bot: Not right now, maybe later.

I'm in there!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

She's been asked plenty:

Human: Do you want to have sex?
G. Bot: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

I'm in there!

Human: How about it then?
G. Bot: Sounds like a plan to me.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)

Human: Lets do it right now
G. Bot: At this moment I would like to do that too.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

have I.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)

What is it?

Tell me.

(allergic to curry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

This.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)

oh my god!

What an obscene little gif.
WOO!

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)

There's more here...

new window clickie

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

They are the best!

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)

and if it's a thin goatee line

it's a dirty Beppe

(c)Viz Profanasaurus

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

That is revolting

Thank you. I am no longer innocent in this matter.

nice

/*bleargh*

(allergic to curry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)

......

Human : Is Koit lush ?
Gbot : I'd better not tell you now.

What does that say about me eh !?!??!?

bitch

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)

how true.....

Human: b3ta is a nutters paradise
G. Bot: I think b3ta is more than that.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

i can't find this g-bot. where is the link?

(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)

look down the page

under the picture of the bums on the beach

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)

here!

www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=f48cf50a3e345c5a

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)

Human: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

G. Bot: A whole forest.

Smart. A-

Human: Daddy or chips?
G. Bot: What is your real name?

C-

(bomba, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)

Hmmm.

Thought I'd look at this "G.Bot" thing.

Erm, it's not very clever, is it ?

Edit : And I quote :

G. Bot: I like to get up early.
Human: Do you like to get up early ?
G. Bot: Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to get up early that much. What is it like?

And don't call it "stern". Very confused, very quickly.

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wonko the sane, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)

sound advice

Human: should i kill again?
G. Bot: Once more? You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?

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Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)

Hhaahahahahaha

Me : Is cheese the new toast ?
GBOT : Maybe, ask John Lennon if it is.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

A couple of things

1)
Is anyone out there interested in collaborating with me on a cover of Brimful of Asha for Spacefish ? - It is being turned into Brimful on mindpiss.

Tom the Unthinkable (or Unsinkable) I can't remember now, was supposed to have been doing the electric guitar bits for me. But I haven't seen hyde nor hair of him for about 2 months !!!

If anyone out there has REALLY decent sound recording equipment and is very good on Electric guitar, give me a nod.

2)
Anyone know of any free software I can download that allows you to build up a music track using their block samples ?

3)
Spacefish, how goes the m3tatweening music thingy ? - have I missed it ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

I have a copy of Dance EJ

kicking around somewhere..

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Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)

is that better than the progs listed below ?

cos hey, I aint up with all this new fangled techno software making stuff.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

nope

dance E jay is a kiddies toy

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)

I now have a cheapish

microphone, I can sing a bit and play my harmonica into it if you want.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)

Your flash anim was good

the sound on it was just ok. Mail me matey on the address below, I have some great tips for you to get the sound near perfect even though you have a cheap mic.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

Will do.

Cheers you big hunk of musical mayhem, you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)

use acid pro

mail me if you want a copy mate

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

done

hey, what's it with the change from "0" to "9" ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

bob the dino

spelt my name wrong earlier, I liked the look of it! and decided to be munkt9n for the day.
I've mailed you back with a link

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)

thanks boss

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)

why not just sample

the guitar in the intro?

[actually I have erm...a spare copy of Cool Edit Pro if you want it]

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

Or even

FruityLoops

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Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

yeah

that'd be great. koit at blueyonder dot co dot uk.

Cheers

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)

it's on it's way

it's a biggie though. Let me know at if you don't get it in the next 10 mins or so: paul at skinkers dot com

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)

ok mate

thanks a lot.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)

btw

make sure you run the mp3 plugin as well - it will allow you to edit and save MP3s.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

Woohoo

nice one

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)

What does Pro

have over the regular edition bar extra tracks? I actually own a real licenced copy of the normal one...

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)

well

you already know my musical credentials koit, so if you want a hand...

in case you forgot (www.sensusband.com) :)

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timothy claypole, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)

oh yes please

mail me at the above address - that would be "super"

Gonna use old style celebration words today.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)

email sent.. :)

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timothy claypole, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

oi!

where's my free sensus cd got to? ;)

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)

you too!

bloody marketing gimicks

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)

I know!

I spent seconds filling out that form, I feel cheated..

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)

email

darrenl at anage dot com and ask him ...

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timothy claypole, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

Aha

it's you that hasn't sent me a cd yet ;-p

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)

Yay for Fridays

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Coprolite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

very low on hummus

(gee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)

I can

spot the asses

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)

on that bum note...

Human: can you please give me a rim job?

G. Bot: Thanks for asking politely. You want only one?

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

What the hell

are you on about?!?

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

lookie

robot munta!

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

nice

I almost once started at a company doing those, kiwilogic in london. I still consider them impressive but not really useful.

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)

Oh crap, she's part of the God Squad

Human: what is the meaning of life?
G. Bot: It is found in the Bible.

Human: there is no God, it is all a lie
G. Bot: Where did it go?

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)

hooray!

On the other hand I got her to agree with the statement "all kittens are great" even though she initially felt it was a sweeping generalisation.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

hehe.....

Human: does the sun shine out of my arse?
G. Bot: It does now :) the sun shine out of your arse.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)

aaargh! it understood me!!

now i'm scared...

Human: whats einsteins theory of relativity?
G. Bot: In physics, the fact, principle, or theory of the relative, rather than absolute, character of motion, velocity, mass, etc., and the interdependence of matter, time, and space; as developed and mathematically formulated by Albert Einstein and H.A. Lorentz in the special (or restricted) theory of relativity and by Einstein in the general theory of relativity (an extension covering the phenonmena of gravitation), the theory of relativity includes the statements that: 1)there is o observable absolute motion, only relative motion 2)the velocity of light is constant and not dependent on the motion of the source 3)no energy can be transmitted at a velocity greater than that of light 4)the mass of a body in motion is a function of the energy content and varies with the velocity 5)matter and energy are equivalent 6)time is relative 7)space and time are interdependent and form a four-dimensional continuum 8)presence of matter results in a "warping" of the space-time continuum, so that a body in motion passing nearby will describ a curve, this being the effect known as gravitation, as evidenced by the deflection of light rays passing through a gravitational field.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)

eh?

Human: arsecracks.
G. Bot: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Human: no, go ahead
G. Bot: OK I will.

Human: what is it?
G. Bot: "It" refers to arsecracks, I think.

Human: you stupid cow.
G. Bot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

I found out it's secret:

Human: Are you an gimp on a string?
G. Bot: Yes I am an gimp on a string. How did you know?

(jonnies, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

brilliant

i can spend hours chatting to these things - this one actually says it too... nice

Human: you smell great
G. Bot: I think it's coming from your computer.

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spassmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

very compliant,

that g.bot.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)

Human: would you like a pearl necklace?
G. Bot: It doesn't sound fun to me.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)

women!

pah.
*edit*
Human: do you like black mambas

G. Bot: Black is beautiful

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)

hmm...

Human: I'm depressed, cheer me up
G. Bot: Are you taking any medication?

Knows her customers, attagirl.

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

Human: Can I make sweet love to you

G. Bot: Only if you are hung like Bovine, I want him in me!

What the F... I think it's broken

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)

They all want me,

can you blame them.

See.

Human: What is bovine?
G. Bot: Is there only one?

Human: There is only one bovine.
G. Bot: There sure is.

Human: Thank you.
G. Bot: you are quite welcome.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

very good

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)

Human: Do you mind if I have a wank?
G. Bot: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
EDIT:
Human: Can you help me wank please?
G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system
EDIT:
Human: oh yes, that's good
G. Bot: It goes without saying. It's all good. Thanks. Next question?

EDIT:
Human: I'm cumming!
G. Bot: It's good to meet someone who is cumming.

This is just too much!

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)

love it

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

dirty

Human: do you enjoy anal fisting?
G. Bot: I enjoy working with people. I like.

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spassmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)

ruin my joke willya?

Human: can you smell onions?
G. Bot: Only when my mass spectrometer sensor is attached.

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new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

heehee

Human: give me a blowjob
G. Bot: You want only one?

(gee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

WTF?

Human: look, just fuck off and go away.
G. Bot: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

*snigger*

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

What's this?

A nude quo orgy-with-no-sex

(jonnies, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)

Why, it's Nell Guin

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

my sister

used to call me that when I was a child.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)

were you involved in the orange trade perchance?

or were you just a slapper?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)

nooo.

I was just "Nel" short for Helen. And my sister was doing history at the time.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)

I used to know a Helen. She worked in the library. Most amusing -

People would come into the library and ask another assistant something like "Do you have Treasure Island?" and the assistant would say "Go to Helen Hunt for it."

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)

ba dum

tish.

i used to go out with a helen, abbreviated to lenny, unusually.

(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)

Got to be better than the real film!

(Barry Bethal, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

nice one

but the fear on acid, shit...

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)

Just perfect!

Woo and Yay

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHH!!!

*Leaps out of window, hides in cave*

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

very nice

have a repost from absent b3ta boarder Kieranw as way of congratulation.

I hosted this for a while back and he's probably not about to repost himself

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)

Ths one's SFW...

But then, we've only just started with his missus:

Do you really want to see what's underneath? No, I didn't think so. Send an email to the PM's fax machine via this address (yes, it works - plain text only, though) and help to stop this insanity!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

You

are a proper militant campaigner eh!
Blimey.

Woo to the pic, btw, it's brill

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

I'm not the kind of person

that you want to piss off.

Apart from that, I'm a really nice guy. :o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)

Might this have the opposite effect?

I mean, previously, no way. Now, I would.

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

phhwwooaarr

2pints.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

i'm a lightweight

2 cans of shandy bass

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

My stupid firewall

has blocked it cause it has the word porn in the name.
Sigh.

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

would

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)

Humour me.

I need a pic of an ugly man in a superman suit. No links to hotornot as my firewall fucks it. '
Many thanks for your help in advance.
Yours Sincerely,
Warmest regards,
All the best,
Nana.

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

Hang on,

let me just check my wardrobe...

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

why not

make your own?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

I'm nuturing some new love between people

and it has to be maintained on a banter timescale, so I need it quick.
It's well needed believe me. Not my love tho.

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)

nurturing love between people

with the use of an ugly man ina super hero costume.
What a novel idea.

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

I've got one some where -

hang on a mo...

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)

That's ace!

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

Here it is

Ancient spaz...

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

hows about this

sorry it was huge!

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Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)

Hi Dr Nick

you couldn't just put a pic of yourself here?
just for comparison purposes? :)
edit: tries to remember...it is you!
comedy teeth, daft hair, outfit - sorted!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)

I always look good in the morning

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Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

that's a GC classic

....I still find it funny.

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

theres one here

minger!

(Symball, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

Mary Poppins

My first post. Be gentle...

(choirboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

red x

I'm afraid...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

Geocities

won't let you remote link.

(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

er no

geocities still don't work
and you could always edit your previous post...

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Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

it's a two in one

first post/first repost moment
silly chicken

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huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

Vote vote vote

OK here's some to vote on - lots of great suggestions today, got them all logged for next week.

A) Make old album covers politically correct (via Rob)
B) Stupid things you can do with Musical Instruments
C) Fishes thoughts (via Samsonite)
D) Write your own poem and illustrate it (via monkeon)
E) Extinct! (What was it and where did it go?) (via Bovine)
F) Soothing pictures of tranquilty for our troubled times (via theWife, pep, mnb098mnb and Dr Phil Kitten)

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chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)

obviously.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

I think I'll have that as well

E please

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)

E's are good, after all

unless someones told me porkies

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

please bob

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Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

please

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

she said, voting against herself. I dunno - women!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

B please!

Queue a torrent of Pink Oboes...

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

A Please.

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pagram, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

please

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bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

E,E,E

(Dr Spam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

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Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

please bob!

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Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

how

odd, or maybe obvious

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Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

Clearly E

though i will sprinkle tranquil pics in over the week as well, cause god knows we all need them.

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

and i may even do something for it this time

(thediscokingpin, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

please

(Toomz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

I'd say

(

Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

E please

(Symball, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

For me as well.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)

G: Paintmash everything

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

H. Chump Manbear

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

I. Thump Armchair

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

J. Jump Farther

(

bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)

K. Kill Farmer

(

Monkeyboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

L. Lynch Lorris'

(

Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)

M. Meet Morris

(

bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)

N. Kiss Boris

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)

me too. i love chump manbear.

(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

C - sea

do you see?
or
E

(

aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

the d

(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

and

B

or all of them.

(

huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

oooo

(

biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

EEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by 'eck

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

(BadgerJuice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

ill have a D

please

(

Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

bbbbbbb
bb
bbbbb
bb
bbbbbbb

(

M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

I'll

have a B please..

(radja, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

ffffffffff
ff
fffffff
ff
ff

it just feels right.

(

Monkeyboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

/That is all

(

5olly, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

Vote for D

And we shall see
Lots of glee
And maybe a tree.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

I'll

have an A please

(

armaitus Sheep Casings!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

please

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)

Eh?

That's A BTW

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)

yo for democracy

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that'd be "E" then.....

(

mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

You have

far too much time on your hands.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)

it took

all of thirty seconds

and technically very busy today...honest....so low chance of any tattyslopping from me...

(

mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

(lostpixel, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

Wendy says....

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)

this is why I love this site

why spend the time editing a photo of Wendy Richard so you can say "A".

Superb.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

You can do it more easily

here

Ok so it's not the same Wendy, but hey

(

chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)

i shouldn't say it but...

...doesnm't she look as though she's saying something really filthy in this gif?

(angrybernard, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)

hahaha!

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)

(

sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)

CCCCCCC
CC
CCCC
CC
CC
CC

Oh bugger...

(

jonas is not my name, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

eff

(

Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

fuck, i'm not supposesd to be here

(

new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)

fuck off then

go on ;)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)

It's gotta be B

B-cos

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

(

hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)

aaaaaaa

A
A _A
A _A_ A
A ___ A

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

Mary Poppins

My first post. Be gentle...

www.geocities.com/Broadway/2706/marypoppins.jpg

(choirboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)

I'm going to maim you

(_, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)

Be nice,

you silly chicken.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

don't make him cry

it took me ages to get him to stop!

(

M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

not available

keep tryin'

*edit*
Human: do you love bovine

G. Bot: Yes G.Bot loves everyone and everything

(

M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)

oops!

geocities are bastards, so they won't let you remote link pictures
MSN work quite well

(

Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)

"This page is not available."

sos mate!

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)

Looks a bit shifty to me

(Dr Spam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)

the fabled Monkeydog of Tibet?

I had one of those. It used to hang by its tail and shit bananas.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

By the look of this one

I think he may have shit On your banana

(Dr Spam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

screensaver

help! does any one knwo why my b3ta screen saver is showing last week's pictures?

(svc22, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

i don't

(

huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

just lucky I guess

...

(

Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

threadjack

Human: how do i kill myself

G. Bot: You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.

(

Happyperson, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)

he he

Human: have you just farted
G. Bot: I don't think I ever have just farted. What's it like

Human: nice, i preffer to shit myself
G. Bot: Thank you for your kindness.

(

M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)

heh "I've never just farted"

I always follow through, too.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

what does the screensaver do?

show frontpagers?

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)

yes

just wondering why it hasn't updated for a week.

*goes back to lurk*

(svc22, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)

the screen saver

was made by chicago dave. you can find out how to contact him at his site:
www.limpfish.com

(

rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

for that special man in my life

p.s. where's my cheque bitch ;)

(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)

Its in the post,

Edit: What cheque?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)

aaaaah

thanks! (bitch)

edit: you know - for those special favours your recieved ?

(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

What?

Do I really owe you a cheque?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

yep.

and if it's not here by 11:30am then the debt collectors will be round to fist it out of you.

(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)

Marvellous,

I'll have my royal jelly ready then.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)

Cute-Cumber

Mmmmm Kitten

(phleepit has been lurking for way too long..., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)

Very cute

98% water apparently

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)

Kitten from...

www.onefunsite.com/images/cutekitten.jpg

So cute you could eat you dinner off it.

(phleepit has been lurking for way too long..., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

how sweet

(

curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

(

missing, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)

wicked

mad
skill

(_, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)

das ist

skill indeed. teehee.

(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)

Fun-tastique!

love it

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)

wonderful that is brilliantly done

i did a cartoon of exactly the same thing for my drama dept student guide when i was at uni. can never see the play without thinking that.

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

Be you tiff full

lovely jubbly

(

Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

egg

cell
lent

(

aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)

fabbo

is that a dug I see before me?

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)

Smashing

Morning missing!

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)

Morning Mr Sheep

I hope you well this morning.

Above post inspired by talking about Rabbit Macbeth by the way (as was the fox and rabbit theatre amnesty the other day).

(

missing, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)

Absolutely...

...brilliant. You are consistently funny.

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)

Adam couldnt believe his luck!

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)

I like that..

..very much. Have a YAY!

(

sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

Fuck me

I'd need a big bit of bread and butter and loads of ketchup for that puppy!

(

Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

That's a puppy?

What's the evil bugger done to it??!!

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)

Dipped it in egg

and covered it in breadcrumbs by the looks of it.

(

Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

Musta been a sausage dog then

I wonder if the legs are going spare?

*licks lips*

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

*splutter*

/reads again
*splutters some more*

(

aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

i'd hate to see the fish

that finger came off!

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

brillulent!

Next up, Battery Chicken Kiev farms.

=)

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

Huzzah!

It's the fish finger for all the family. Marvellous.

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

bollox my ftps not working !

youll just have to imagine his head sliding backwards and forwards

(

dakster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)

todays sample of

psychokinetic activity indicates...

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)

In the shops now

(thediscokingpin, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)

Threadjack:

Gbot gets weirder:

Human: faggot?
G. Bot: Where are you located?

Human: London
G. Bot: Can you bum me a fag?
EDIT: Sorry for the threadjack, the pic deserves a big WOO

(

sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

thread jack:

to sleep or not to sleep, that is the question

(

SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

Answer:

Human: to sleep or not to sleep?
G. Bot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

(

sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

hey!

you've pulled there!

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

yay

i've pulled a bunch of 1s and 0s... how proud do i feel

(

SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

...

Erm...

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)

maybe her name

isn't Erm...

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

Dammit

(

Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)

she's a loon...and who is Hans moravec

Human: who loves you and who do you love
G. Bot: Hans Moravec.:-)

(

M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

Beautiful mochyn dande!

weeee :)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

cochon d'inde, peut-etre?

(

huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

Mochyn Cwta

Bachgen fach!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

bachgen fach

to you too!

(

huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

hehe

thanks.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

That's strangely wonderful

curse those cheeky threadjackers!

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

Yes,

curse them indeed

(thediscokingpin, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

And damn them

Damn them to hell!

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

Better to threadjack..

..than waste! And I said sorry :o(

(

sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

S'okay

but it's better to make sure that the first reply to a piccy post isn't a TJ. Let people woo it first, that's what I say.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)

hehe

i likes that:)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

eewwww

that horrid smell of guinea pig and bits of wood shavings plus those horrible fluffy bits they sleep in. You orrible man.

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)

You liked it

last friday night. At least thats what you told me.

How could you lie, how could you?

(thediscokingpin, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)

Right...

I've an interview on Tuesday for a new job. I've not been to an interview in quite some time so any tips on how to conduct oneself?

I guess kneeling down and begging is not done these days...

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)

Don't

curl one out on the interviewer's desk... don't guff, be nice, give them £10.. erm, works for me....

edit: slight jack: I need a table of MP3 sizes, compression ratios, all that kinda shit, any suggestions? and yes, I've tried www.findityourfuckingself.com

(

4838 Let the man go through, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)

Not hard.

www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&q=mp3+compression+ratios+128+64+96

www.iis.fraunhofer.de/amm/gallery/

(

itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

Cheers

I did try google and the Fraunhofer site but they both came back a bit useless - I guess the lesson is I should have looked a little harder.... :)

(

4838 Let the man go through, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

Go naked.

(

sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)

No,

go naked except for a comedy tie.

(

Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)

the one that looks like a fish

is most effective.

(

Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

I did that once

But they guy said, "I can cleary see you're nuts... you've not got the job."

(

Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)

hahahahahahh

Brilliant!

(

sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)

for once..

the anal apostrophe police points out:

I can clearly see your nuts..

no apostrophe..

(radja, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)

It's a joke

you cockbadger

(_, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)

oh sure,

hack on the silly dutchman..just what I needed.

(radja, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

Hahaha

I was awaiting the anal police. thanks for coming!

(

Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)

Hey now!

It was a play on words:
I can see you're nuts (because he's naked at a job interview)
I can see your nuts (because he's naked and can see his bollox).

See? No picking on anybody, anybody!

(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)

What?

The sympathy vote?

It in Aberdeen so I don't think I'll be able to make a good impression...

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

My friends husband

has an interview in Aberdeen next week. He's also got one in Bohn for a job in Berlin. What a choice..

(

Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

This one may mean time in Paris

then north west Africa. Were theres a war on. Yay.

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

In Aberdeen?

My family live there and I used to, where is the interview?

(

sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

Technip Coflexip

Out in Westhill.

I used to live in Aberdeen - Littlejohn Street near Marschal College. And I went to University there.

Christ, glutton for punishment, that's me

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)

you could always try

weebl's bear trick.*

*I am actually going to do this on my last day because it is SO VERY cool. :)

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)

What is

weebl's bear trick?

(

bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)

Ahahahaha!

You tie a number of teddy bears to a number of bits of string - then you tie the other end of each string to your belt and run into the room screaming "HELP HELP I'M BEING CHASED BY BEARS!"

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)

oh that!

that's not weebls though, I've heard that before.

(

munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

that's fantastic

I wanna do it too.. I might resign just so I can..

(

estuardo estuardo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

where is the "trick" part?

(

Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

well

the bears aren't real.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)

That is the funniest thing I've heard all week

I'm gonna do that next month, asuming I get offered a new job next week.

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

great

I might try that with live kittens

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

No good.

Live kittens can tell stuffed bears from real ones.

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

Ahahahahaaaa...

Funny.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

what bear trick?

(

munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)

Pretend to be more confident than you are.

Shake their hands
Meet their gaze
Don't fidget
Comb your hair
No farting

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)

comb your hair?

during the interview, like the fonz?

(

munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)

eeeyyyyyy

sit on it

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)

I draw the line at offering sex

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

I offer sex at the drawing of a line

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

____________________________________

he-loooo...

(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)

You don't work in a CAD office do you

ack. Think of the mess.

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)

ha!

Keep a tissue in each pocket to soak up sweat - for a nice dry handshake.

Make sure you have a piss first.

Have a glass of water in the interview so you don't dry up - but don't choke!

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

Take a

coffee percolator with you, the smell will clinch the deal...oh no that's seling a house.

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

Hah

Cheeky repost time!

It's the frondz

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

eat lots of mints

and breathe in their faces

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)

hahaha

cool

(

aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

Positive.

Always give a positive reason for leaving and a reason for lookig at that particular job/company. Ambitious, but not over ambitious.
Give examples of particular project you've been responsible for from start to finsh and those that haven't quite worked with valid reasons why.

(

Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

Wear a

short skirt.

(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

lean forward a lot

and giggle.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

Man boobs

don't have the same effect unless, of course, you want them to barf

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

Just press your elbows together.

Trust me, it'll work.

(Amerella, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)

Ah,

Reason for leaving work: redundancy
Reason for needing work: lack of money, despiration, addiction to B3TA

What gets my goat is that I'm well qualified, good at what I do and have risen to upper management. Now "they" only want up and comers so what happens to all us experienced chaps? Arse poo

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

Cripes

Are you me ?

(

wonko the sane, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

Its shite don't you think

32 and already over the hill.

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

Having been through a few

and having a biggie this afternoon ....

Be yourself and be honest. If your personality doesn't fit, you won't be happy there anyway.

(

wonko the sane, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

Damn right

Good luck old bean

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)

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