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# here is a bee

i like bees
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# a shark bee
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# hehe
woo! i like that lots :)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHH
RUNAWAY....KILLER BEEEEEEEEEES

/leggit

PS...woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# it might not be a killer
It might just have big teeth ... it'd be better to be nibbled than stung!!
(Zed Smith, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# That bee
has bloody scary teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
#
and a bloody huge sting
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# is that a pistol in your pocket?
or are you just pleased to bee me
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I like
cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I like
Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Well, you'll love these!
CHEESY BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Cheezy bees kneez
?
(mrfalafel, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Now, new for Xmas,
Cheeses and beeses for Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# what's your best cheese
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Mexican Fighting Cheese
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# You make
Mexican Fighting Cheese? I didn't even know you ran a dairy farm.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Seconds out, round one.

Floats like a pinata, stings like a Wensleydale.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# heh
woo
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's poor but funny
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Comedy gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Ole!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# chedder
hey ... I'm English, who said I have to be imaginative?
(Zed Smith, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# mmm
chedder
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# We like zepellins
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:50, archived)
# we like the moon
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# hehe
looks an evil bee that does
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# oh what a glorious
thing to be
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Is it a giant bee?
it's lovely.
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Where's a flower?
Bees need pollen.
(mrfalafel, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# yay!
giant bees rule.
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Rule
with an iron fist!
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# ... and when they went down
they stayed down.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# he's a small target
hard to shoot at

:D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# OK, here's a big one
for you to shoot at

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# *BANG BANG*
aww... I can't shoot him...

he's too cute
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# 180 degrees for 30 minutes
ought to do it
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# what will
turning it upside down for half an hour do to help matters?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# 180 degrees in the horizontal diretion
as in, turn him so his back is facing you

it's easier to shoot a duck when he's not looking at you with his big cute eyes
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I can
*takes gun off the girly wuss*

....

Nope, I can't shoot him either, not while he's looking at me
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:45, archived)
# *throws a grenade*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:45, archived)
# *throws it back*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# *pulls the pin*
*shoves it down HP's Neck*
*runs away*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# oo-er
shoving it down HP's Neck eh?

maybe you two should get a room?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# be glad i never
shoved it down his underpants
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Oh,
that is just whole new levels of woo!
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# no
dont crap on the little uckie
(qwisp, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# wouldn't
that beak hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# TJ: Some board member recorded guitar version of Dr Who
I've got the MP3 but I want to know who made it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# sounds like Mystery_Bob to me
I could be mistaken though. I thik I have that at home too.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# stop
wasting threads and fu...
Oh it's you.

I don't know who did it, but I can tell you that the guy who did the voice of the Daleks also did Zippy from Rainbow. And another Dalek voice also did Parker in Thunderbirds.



(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# that was on Radio 4 wasn't it
a fascinating program
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:49, archived)
# A few nights
ago, yes indeed. Absolutely fascinating stuff.

Long live Radio 4.

(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:50, archived)
# the trouble is once you start listening to Radio 4
it's very hard to go back to listening to music radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Here you go
www.b3ta.com/board/668772

Isn't the search wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:49, archived)
# wow
that am *very* good track :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# it's one of my favourite
b3tan tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# thanks
very useful
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)
# *quakes in boots*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# *quacks in boots*
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# *gets kicked out for making inapropriate animal noises by the perfume counter*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahahah
That is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Gunfight at the OK Canal
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# no caption needed
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Look! It's a drumkit!
IT'S GOT A DRUMKIT IN THE BOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# You've nicked
my dads car.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# I knew it wouldn't
be long before someone did that!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# BlackWolf?
That wouldn't have anything to do with a little zoo in Munchen would it?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Nah.
Fraid knot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# is that ...
an old banger?
(Zed Smith, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:50, archived)
# it's got a drum kit
in the boot! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# it's got a drumkit in the boot!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Oh how typical of a drummer
absolutely no class.
(The Lord God Almighty My bottom smells of poo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# A perfect home
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# haha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# mwahahahahahahaha!
CLARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# hehehe! Woo!
Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture! Do furniture!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# ooh i like that
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# the ear animation
makes that so good!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Yay
u loon
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# yay
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# ha ha
very nice, as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Genie Arse!
Woot!
(Baa Lamb, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# he he ...
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# sorry


i feel ashamed, maybe I shouldnt have come back at all
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# hehehe
want expecting that.
How do you save anims btw.
(qwisp, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# you put them in a little box under your pillow
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# haha
do you get money for them from the anim fairy?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# what? sickboy?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# sick boy's
the anim fairy?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# as far as he knows
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# yay for Fletch-type responses
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Use Excel
Is this reply getting tired yet?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# imageready, animation shop, gifanimator
any animation program
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# lol
bit of a long wait

thought IE was buggering up, so I kept refreshing trying to get it to start
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
#
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Crazy French
fun.from.hell.pl/2003-02-07/maestro.mpeg
(timdp, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# that be old
matey
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# I'd not seen it.
And it's quite funny too.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# :P
the french are nuts though...

frogs, snails and puppydogs tails, that's what they eat dontchaknow
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
# coq off
and stop being frenchist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# But they're foreign.
And besides, they don't speak English, so what they don't know won't hurt them.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# they do speak english
just not when british/american people are around
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# miiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# mindpiss mindpiss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# mindpiss mindpiss mindpiss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# mind
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Mindpiss mindpiss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Mindpiss mindpiss mindpiss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# mind pish
pish pish pish pish pish of the mind
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# mindpiss mindpiss mindpiss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# they
do speak english.

they just speak french fast when brits are about *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# piss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# lol
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# my friends very french
and he always thinks that the english are out to get him so if you say his
name with out him knowing and he overhears it hell come over to you and go
JUST SHUP UT YOU R******T B*****D

didnt know if i could use them them there words so i blanked them
just incase
(qwisp, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# you can use them
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# we all fucking do
you cockmunching bastard son of a bitch
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Yeah, they're OK
People might get a bit tetchy about things like cunt and bollocks, but most swear words are OK.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# What's the R word?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Roquefort?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Riboflavin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Riboflavin is essential for time travel.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# It's the main ingedient in
Ribena
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Shhhh!
Don't TELL eveyone.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
#
roustabout?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Rotter
Skallywag, spelt wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# They do.
They just pretend not to, so they can be extra uppity.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# i conc her
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# okay
the english are cricket playing, pipe smoking, funny speaking wierdos

The Welsh are, well, Welsh

The Irish are all drunk leprechauns

The Americans elected a baby into office

And the scots just F***ing rule
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I happen to think
that my cricket really suits me

edit: damn you and your devious editing
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# I don't know what to make of that comment about the Welsh
/sharpens leek
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
#
/sharpens thistle
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# stick it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# No.
Stick it up your arse.

Ahahahahaha!

Sharpest reply of the day? I think so.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Pffft.
Stick it up your arse.

Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Hmm
Give me a few minutes whilst I try to top that one.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# no
/sharpens thistle
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Rule what exactly?
Last I heard, we had them all confined in a cold, wet, mountainous and inhospitable land.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# actually
we moved to canada as well
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Yeah, landed in Virginia, lovely rolling fields, sunshine.
TOO WARM! Further north! End up in Hudson's Bay, freezeing to death and eating seals. Aw, you kerazy Celts!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# actually
scots were originally a combination of Celts, Picts and a couple of other tribes in the east of (what is now) scotland
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I know, but Celts was the only one I could think of
which alliterated with 'kerazy'. I'm half Scottish, so I'm always taking the piss to wind my dad up :)
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Isn't Canada a place
with an inferiority complex about their more dynamic neighbours in the south?

Can't think of anywhere else like that, can you?
(Mattyboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# i think
you should be a lot stronger about george bush.
(qwisp, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# No we f***ing don't.
We're bloodshot, drink-sodden, jingoistic, self-pitying cultural pigmies from a corrupt and insignificant backwater.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Great ain't it
!
(Mattyboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# the french do chomp on onions and go
haw-hee-haw-hee-haw
(Mattyboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# i love the french though
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Oh I think they're great
when they're not setting fire to livestock on a motorway
(Mattyboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Fuckin'
corporate firewall shit!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Can't look at movies from work, but I agree whole heartedly.
Those crazy french, what larks are they getting up to this week, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# warning: needs sound!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i'll stop DL'ing it then.
no sound at work :'(
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i didn't have sound at work until monday
when I brought in my own headphones
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# well done
^ that up there is clever.
|
(qwisp, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Thread Jack
Sorry to do this but does anyone know how long the XML challenge is going to be open for?
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# at least
another week, by the sounds of things.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# but the functionality isn't going anywhere
so there's not really a deadline for ideas, I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# good
Then I can keep working today
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# What's
the XML challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# There's an XML feed from the board
The challenge is to do sommat interesting with it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Where
abouts?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Look
at the newsletter...
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
that's fucking excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# lovely my pickled friend
yes
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# adowable
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# indeed
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I had those
At the bottom of my garden once.

I may or may not have been on something though.

WYHetc!
(Glis, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# cheers m8,
how's you on this 'calm before the heatwave' kind of day?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# is
a heatwave forecast or are you just being hopeful?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# 80 degrees
all next week, startin tomoro arvo
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Not so bad
Though I didn't know it WAS going to be a heatwave!

Which is now a bastard as I'm in work tomorrow. Bah.

*goes off to find more bunny flowers*
(Glis, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# all next week though, start faking a small cough now,
then say next week is 'doubtful', healthwise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I'd reply quicker
If work didn't keep getting in the way!

Given I was off last week, I somehow doubt I'd be able to get away with a fake cold next week at all. Which is a bit of a shame!
(Glis, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# I'm sure
something really nasty and sick is about to happen to that rabbwer, but I'm not sure what.

woo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! matsimpsk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Gerbera
I think :)

(and I wasn't here to post that when it might have been relevant. pish!)
(allergic to curry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Come on then...


...if you fink yer 'ard enuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# ahaha
i have some of them tashes :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Finest
Puerto Rican pubic hair.


tash-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# he he
fanny tash tic
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# well my dad's got a Ferrari.
hohoho! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# is it
an estate?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# hahah
with a roof rack
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Like
this one?

clicky

or this?

clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# doesn't have a drumkit in the boot
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# What you want?
Moon on stick?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# nope,
just a drumkit in the boot like everybody else
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
#
has it got a drum kit in the boot?
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# that`s my da
you`re thinking of

- easy mistake to make, as they`re both dynamite(ee-eeeee) in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# 100% of fact
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Le piss du...erm... le mind.
or something
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# the funny thing is
I don't know where I got that from
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I got it from hours staring blankly at b3ta.
Haven't a clue when, where, or why, though.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Has it got a drum kit in the boot?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# has it got a drum kit in the boot?
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Jesus
shaves!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# He clearly doesn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I just opened my bag
and found it full of crisps :)
I don't remember buying them...
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
# It's a magic bag.
"Crisps, little bag, crisps"
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# stop little bag!
stop!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# argh!
drowning under the weight of magical crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# now it's full of air
and covered in seagull shit
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# That's a thought
'bout time I washed my hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# That made me laugh so loud,
you smell.
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Im going to threadwaste to post a question that I randomly came up with in the pub....

How comes when babys shit themselfs, it's cute, yet when I do it...
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# it`s
qute what?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# i think
that's meant to say cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# it`s harly my falt
if he cant spel!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Oh so quiet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# it's spelt "cute"
and it's not
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# qute?
qute?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# what are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# your
fecking awful spelling i expect.

www.m-w.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# That's quite clever
as I can't spell 'Dictionary' without copy'n'pasting it.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# By "I",
I'm guessing you mean "Johnny Vegas".
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# No, me.
Honastly.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# It's not cute
but if you smacked them against a wall when they did it, social services would be on you in a flash.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# In the pubs,
they were talkin' about one of there friends who has a new baby, and they were like 'he chucked up all over me, it was soo cute'....
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# first off
it's not particularly cute - it's a pain having to change them especially when you're out.

Secondly, baby shit and puke mostly consists of recently digested milk and smells a bit like butter - when you shit or puke it's got all kind of nasties in it and stinks.

As a parent you are frequently shat on and puked on and occasionally it can be amusing (and I mean occasionally).
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# baby
butter churns?
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# why would they be
naked?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# how about if they're
wearing one of those fluffy animal costumes when you smash them against the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# you can hold onto the ears.
and get the legs as well.

I really hope The Bear isn't reading this.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# don't want to give him ideas


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# no no no
those who can't draw, should try, in my humble opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
If you're going to waste threads at least say something funny rather than these pathetic attempts to get some attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# mr polar bear
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Why do I find you more like GOD than
Walt Disney?



// EDIT: I said "like GOD", not actually god.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# 'cos one is dead and the other is imaginary
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Walt disney is NOT
imaginary
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I set 'em up....
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# you run away
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# god
doesn`t post cool pictures on b3ta (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# God doesn't exist.
But if he did, he would.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# what time
are you staying out til on Saturday? And are you bringing Kiersty?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# dunno
and yes :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:19, archived)
# well
after last trains? I'm thinking of coming late, but obviously I shall want to wish you a happy birthday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# aye right!
you want to scab a taxi back!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
actually I'm hoping that my friends will pick me up again. Or will at least get the nightbus home with me.
But really, I need to know what time to leave the club!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# first I even heard of a bloody club!
last I read, it was "probably the Wetherspoon`s in Camden, near the lock"

PAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# yeah
Not being rude but I am sort of supposed to be coming and don't even have a scooby where you all might be?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# I`m
assuming it`s this place
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# you're starting off
in the wetherspoons near camden lock and then going to the Oh bar which is again in Camden.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# oh thanks for that
ma`am.... must check the scheduler - I`ll just have to make sure I get to Wetherspoon`s on time

better knock up (!) a crappy t-shirt ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Me too
does this mean I might have to wear actual proper trousers?

...as opposed to shorts you filthy-minded bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# NO
i'm going to a club first and then coming to Camden to meet you after, if all goes to plan. But I need to know what time you're leaving cos I don't want to turn up after you've left!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# what, a
day club?

like a creche?

awwww das so SWEET!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Agreed.
His paintmashes kinda suck, and he can't photoshop for shit (apart from that platypus thing he did a while back)
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
#


maybe you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# True.
I'm more of a lurker.
(Dr Alex Comfort, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:19, archived)
# oh hello sir
I don`t believe in you, if it`s all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Yo, Aeolus, git yo' bitch ass down here, bwoy,
we gotta get some gangbanging thugs outta our hood. I'm strapped with gats, and gonna pop a cap.

/streetwise hercules
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Is a paedophile!
Actually, he's probably not.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# i once
had a teacher who looked like that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Marvelous
I love a bit of painmash in the morning.

Have the schoolkids got bored and left us yet?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# i do hope so
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Woo!
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# skill!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# hahahah
clarse.

PAINT IT BLACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# wank it hard
and *then* paint it black
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# i know it's pedantry, but that should be:
wank it, hard.

and *then* paint it, black.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# paint it!
paint it, black!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# woo wooooooooooooooooooo
woo woooooooooooooooooooo!!!
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Whoupla!
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# hahahaha !
top one :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# no no no
he's a famous axeman!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# let it bleed
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# i've been here too long
keith's hand looks disturbingly familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:19, archived)
# brilliant!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# pervert
; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
#
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# hehe
did it feel good?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Thanks
for sharing
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# aww
how cute
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# that's nothing to be proud of son.
w/y/h/p
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# you're his dad?
Why don't you potty train him you lazy arsed git!!!?!!
(Zed Smith, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# that's women's work.
Sadly his mother died before she got round to doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# get married
...
(Zed Smith, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# best picture ever
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# "Pay attention class !"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)
# An important lesson for them I should think.
Imagine if they got them confused?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# hehe
that am most excelent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
skill!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# that is
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# class, mr k.
literally.

are we at quorum for the fantasy football yet?
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# we have 6 at last count
so we are a go

Could do with a few more though, just to spice it up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I'm in
but I need to find someone to let me use their credit card first. Cash-only lifestyle you see?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Martian will let ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# I've been in
for ages
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Good man
like an in for ages type of person. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# LOL
It amuses me to look at the team names and try and figure out who they belong to. Or is that verging on sad?
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# that's bwilliant!
nice work sah!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# oh yes
That's great, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# You'll have to excuse me.....


...it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# rock!!
I'll bet he's royally hard
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# rock
royalty
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# you are a WIMP!
/rollins
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Rollins has the widest neck in
all humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Rollo has the widest beard in
all cartoonity.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Yay for Rollo.
Nice name, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Yay for Rollins too!
I saw him at the Manchester Opera House in May, and from what he was saying, he was nearly worn down to a stump too....bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
#
he had it extended to fit more tats on.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Vote
vote on these lovelies:

A) Celebrity Race Reversal (rob) It don't matter if your black or white. Whoohoo!
B) Regrettable special offers
C) I vant to bite your neck - new creatures of the night.
D) Film product placements we'd like to see (antonye)
E) old skool - the muppets (raw-edge/monkeon)
F) old skool - photoshop fruit (nearly everyone)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# B
OR F
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# f and c
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# you do know that voting twice
cancels your vote?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# ooh
voting twice eh?
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# have you ironed
your shirt for the radio appearance, fop?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, EE, E, E, E, EE, E, E, E, EE, E, E, E, EE, E, E, E, EE, E, E, E, EE, E, E, E, E
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Count that =P
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# >1
hence null and void.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# It just says 'voting twice'
therefore It is

$VoteCount = count($90Nz0sVotes);
If ( $VoteCount == 2 ) {$Totalcount = 0;}
else
{$TotalCounts = $VoteCount;}
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# no one likes a know-it-all
(rule 6)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# but rule 1 is
there are no rules.

(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# no, rule number 1 is
don't talk about...

oh hang on,

rule number one is "'shop a kitten"
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# and rule 17 is
'remember rule 1'

/terrypratchett
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# urm,
in that case don't read my reply

www.b3ta.com/board/1705063
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Not according to the rules of THIS compo...
www.b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent=1704971
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# yes, but as I clearly state down there,
voting more than once means you voted twice at some point in your voting process.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# In a different compo
or not mentioned in this compo.

m'thinks.

We need to lay down some ground rules here. And I say that the Muppets win.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# The rules are laid down.
They are broadly based on the rules for "Mornington Crescent".

And held in the same place.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# OK then... it's agreed
my vote is counted twice per vote?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Only on thursdays.
Or when travelling counter-clockwise.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# And since voting twice nullifies your vote,
all your votes shall hence forth be null and void :-)
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# That's why people like me alot




My teacher used to warn me about talking back to bigger people
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# I saw you on a website!
www.randomphotos.com/photos.php?index=81
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# that's going to look great on my work weblog ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# arf arf
I won't ask how you found that.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# it was linked
on your web site, u-muppet

(see what I did there??)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Was it?
I think you spend to much time here
http://www.Google.com

(no I don't :p)

(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:27, archived)
# www.google.com
nah, never use it myself
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# It? IT?
Who's it? the cat's mother?

I think you mean Mr. Rob Sir! :-)


However, voting more than once, means you voted twice. It doens't matter if you voted 4,096 times, you still voted "twice" at some point, hence nullifying your votes.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# I
didn't actually , F then
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# In that case I only vote fo B.
and most definately not F.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# C
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# C
C
C


(see what I did there?)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# MUPPETS MUPPETS MUPPPETS
or "If I won the lotto".
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# E!
Muppets! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Unfortunately I was right



This is the e-mail that they got from henson studios. Arse biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# no biggy
move it to a different site ...
(Zed Smith, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# C
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# I'll go for B
but they're all good. Especially E.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# hmmmm
D I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# F
for FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# E for
Egg
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# D
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# F
back to the old skool, geeza
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# E
might pick me up
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# E
but I think that Something Awful tried doing this and got sued...
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# For competition #100...
I vote B!
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# B and E
please
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# F please!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
D
(Mattyboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# b
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# B
me thinks
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# 

______
||¯¯¯\\
||___//
||¯¯¯\\
||___//
¯¯¯¯¯¯
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# pah!
you come in here, showing off with all your "la-di-da" fancy ascii art...
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)
# a or d
don't say fuck or bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# don't
bother
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# B
BBBBB
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# My black or white what?

[EDIT] nah, B. i like B.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# E
or F
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# C
CCCCC
CC
C
CC
CCCCC
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# A
for Apple.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)
# B
is the best of the list.

Fruit is frankly gay.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# B and E
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# I wanna see black muppets
So that's A & E. Like in a hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# D
o whatever the fuck you like, i won't enter anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I rarely do
but you're voting for what you have to look at all afternoon today.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# BIG TITS!!!!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Toast_not_ghosts, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# nah
i'm voting for what everyone else has to look at, i'm gonna fuck off for a bit later
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# B to the B
to the motherfucking B
(I helped save b3ta! Toast_not_ghosts, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# E
EEEEEEEEEE
E
E
EEEEEEEEE
E
E
EEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# c
c
senor
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Errr.
B.
Proabably.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# B
this is my 12001st post. i was hoping to leave it until after tomorrow, when i'll be a year old.

fuck it.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# post another 999 messages today.
Go on, I'd like to see you try......
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# i thought
1000 posts a month? that's not too bad. more than that? that's just sad.

turns out, i'm just sad.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Can anyone try?
can we dad ... go on ... pleeeeeeeeeeeease!?
(Zed Smith, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# what's you front page
to post ratio
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# if you care about frontpages
you're missing the point.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# damn you
and your rightness
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# theres a heard of camels in
India that all want to vote for F. They just phoned me. (theres 652 of them)
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# E
(although I don't remember it being an idea of mine)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# F
puhleeze
(shoe pastry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# F!
I wanna see bananas looking like cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# B or F
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
or B
(allergic to curry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# B
for me
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# B
Or C. No, definately B.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# 'cos I can ....
A ... or B ... maybe C, but D,E and F look good to .....


BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
(Zed Smith, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:19, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! matsimpsk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# E
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# C
definately C
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# A
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:27, archived)
# G
spot
string
force
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Definitely
D
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# f
for legal reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

plenty of fodder, much fodder DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# A
Because I think it would be hard to do and lead to lots of cringe worthy spot-the-racist-maccarthy-style-witchhunt-questionings in response to posts.

With hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# B
or F - I prefer B though, but F if its a tie break situation. (and it really matters ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# My eyes
are bleeding.

www.well.com/user/jimg/stereo/stereo_list.html
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Good lord.
That actually sort of works.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# But how?
HOW?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)
# 2 photos mingled?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# No image-ready to open them in here
but it looks like 2 or 3 layers, displaced by incrementally increasing amounts in a 2 frame animation.

They hurt my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# That would make sense
I think a play later on might be worth while.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# it works like those matrix shots
stereographic images are taken with two cameras normal eye distance apart. When you view them though a dewice it looks like it is in 3d, as your brain makes up the difference between the two images.

In the matrix (or similar) they just line up about 35 cameras, and play the images one after another.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# It's two images.
Usually they'd be presented side by side and you'd have to cross your eyes to get the 3d effect. People like structural biologists use this kind of thing to visualise molecules in 3d.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# pixies.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# No,
WHY? WHHHYYYYY??
(clutch puppy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# I couldn't say exactly.
I bet if you were to alternately wink your eyes in sync with it, you'd get a better effect. But you'd look like a bit of a cunt. I wonder if you were to do it in flash and increase the frequency of the flipping if you'd get a better effect?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# If
you can call "holding a vibrator to your head after a shroom or two" working...
(clutch puppy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Blimeh!
Here comes a flood of eye-benders......
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# *boik*
WARNING: not for the hungover or queasy
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Good night?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)
# sshhh
no need to shout. A very good night but went to bed far too late and had a well timed bout of insomnia.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Nasty,
was everything spinning, and shaking and going UP and DOWN, and UP and DOWN, and whirling and rocking and spinning?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)
# please
be nice to me
*whimper*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)
# and
rolling ans spinning and rocking and turning and floating and shaking and spinning.
Of course I'll be nice to you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Sorry darling
*kiss on forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# that's better
just
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# now you
tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# I did!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# fight fight fight fight
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
#
I haven't got the energy
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:19, archived)
# there's space to hide under this pebble with me
if you like
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# thanks
for the warning
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# WOO!
WOO!
(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)
# my fav
www.well.com/user/jimg/stereo/stereo_moist.html
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)
# NSFW
I think
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)
# My fav picy ...
and the best word in the world .... mmmmm ..... moist
(Zed Smith, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# er
I am wanking as I am looking at those?

well, it looks as if I am.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)
# wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)
# mmmm
moist and dry
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Argh! Found him...


Not sure why, but that's me off to the pub. G'night!
(clutch puppy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)
# You little thief!
I'll tan your hide for this

www.b3ta.com/board/1704472
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# danson on the ceiling!
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Ohh
What a feeling!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# after all those years
Keith's drug-use was beginning to affect his looks.

(radja, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)
# VAMPIRE!
HE'S A VAMPIRE!!

It all makes sense now...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)
# No,
he's a Frankingstien!
(Dekker, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)
# he looks like that bloke
that exploded in "Total Recall"
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# yes
he does
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Yes!
Yes it does!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# NO,
a vampire!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# looks like
beetlejuice without the white makeup
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Freaked
Best. Movie. Ever.
/fact
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)
# that's
BLOODY brilliant harry!
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Fuck
that's just too scary for words!

W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Keef is made out of leather.
And lots of drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhh!
Bien.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)
# that's
class
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Googlewacked
telekinetic pimpmobiles

links to B3ta

deep and lasting joy :oD
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)
# it won't
be a googlewhack for much longer though!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)
# That's the thing
about discussing your googlewhacks on a public messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Interesting take on goolewhack possibly?
Find two words which only return results from b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)
# nohands cuntymints
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Easy peasy...
japenesey!

clicky here
(Scribble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# a googlewhack
is two proper words that return only one result on google. I don't think 'cuntymints' is in any respectable dictionaries yet!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# cuntymints
by constant usage by the masses cuntymints will have to be accepted. What does cuntymints mean then?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)

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