There's absolutely fuck all on iPlayer at the moment,and I've packed all my DVDs and stuff up.
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How do you feel about eggs?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:55,
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That's the story of my life that is.Me and you could become good friends.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:55,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6207238
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:56,
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i like egghahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:49,
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I don't understand why you have to be so fucking shit,online.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:51,
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and I mean them all.Especially "understand".
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:52,
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i like watermellonlol
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:42,
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Any stand out tracks on that CD for you then?What did you think of the Lionel Richie cover?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:52,
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I had a great cocktail that was mainly rum and watermelon the other dayI found it to be most enjoyable. And pink.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:43,
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I was surprised because I assumed that the watermelon flavour would be overwhelmedHappily not. And it was boiling and much appreciated.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:45,
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I once cut out a hole in a watermellon, and over the course of a week, filled it with vodka.That was some good water-melloning.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:46,
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I tried that but fucked it up totallyI read somewhere that it would only take a day so I didn't give it enough time. I ended up with a slightly less full bottle of vodka and a non-alcoholic watermelon. Rubbish.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47,
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(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
I propper-fancy your miss's boyfriend.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:45,
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you should fancy my missus.it would be just like old times!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47,
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Can I get a picture first this time?lololololol
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:52,
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i really think he should post a new photoi've worn out the last one
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you should have made it wipe-clean with laminate yeah.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:57,
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why don't you masturbate over me any more ? :((
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:06,
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that's the morning wanki need to restore my lush afternoon rodshake
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I hate Gonzo.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:44,
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i'm living without a freezer for the next 3 weeksapparently BBC3 want to make a show about it.
we're hoping Danny Wallace doesn't hear about it, and pitch for a series about going without a fridge as well.
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scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:46,
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My housemate went without washing for 21 years.at least he smells like he did.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47,
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have you kicked him in the cunt ? ??(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:54,
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The word barbecue was given to the English language by a wonderful real life pirate; William Dampier.He was also the first Englishman to set foot on Australia. Captain Cook, in fact, used William Dampier's best selling guide books to get him there.
Fantastic bloke. About 1000 words are said to have been given to the English language by him. Other examples are avacado and chopstick.
Who is your favourite real life pirate and why?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:10,
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Hang on... no... I've got a better idea...I AM SO HUNG OVER WHAT HANGOVER CURE PRONOUNCES SCONE THAT AEROPLANE FOOD EH
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:11,
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It's ok, I'm over it now.Thanks for your concern.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:16,
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Again, not a personal thing.I'm sure you are very person in person.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:19,
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You'd be wrong.My internet persona is less cuntish than the real me.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:21,
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Your internet persona doesn't desperately need a haircut, you fucking hippy.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:24,
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it is quite a wide margin also.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:26,
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You're a wide margin.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:32,
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YES!I was in all the cliques once. Then the shit people came.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:11,
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I think our clique currently has mainly men in.We should all wear smoking jackets and puff pipes.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:13,
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No.I'll only hold a real man's pipe.
HAHAHAHAHAH
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:14,
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HAHAHAHAHAHOHH Baldmonkey!
There's yet to be a day you haven't brightened with your smile.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:16,
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*sidesteps away*(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:20,
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There's absolutely fuck all on iPlayer at the momentand I've packed all my DVDs and stuff up.
I'M SO FUCKING BORED.
I'll repeat this over and over if I have to.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:11,
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TS eliot was ruined for me by A level english literature.Watching a program on him is my idea of hell
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:18,
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ok.. thee's another poet program by that webb fella comedianstarts off with 'Alfred Prufrock' but goes all over the place poetry wise
failing that the 'South Pacific' series is ok
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Stop ruining all my hard work, you twat.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:12,
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*points at the not-wanker**makes not-wanker motion*
*relishes the derision you receive from your peers*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:13,
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You're the best b3tan ever, and are in no way shit OR mentally ill.Nor do you have cat legs.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:17,
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Aw... gee... thanks...*huggles*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:20,
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I also love your podcasts, and would like you to continue making them until the end of time.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:21,
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I also think that your general creative talent is unparallelled,and personally feel that you do not contribute nearly enough works of MS paint to the internet.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:25,
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IT'S NOT NICE, IS IT, CATLEGS?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:32,
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BRAYNDEDD IS NOT A MARMITE SANDWICH.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:34,
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BUT HE IS A WANKER.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:36,
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One of those Somali bastards.Real pirates have RPG's.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:13,
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Actually, he was half born in Middlesbrough and half born in Hampshire due to travel.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:14,
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And his head was originally a basketball.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:16,
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I had a good day today.Car rally then Barbecue at my folks. It was aces.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:14,
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Car rally. That was another one he coined.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:15,
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VINTAGE car rally at that.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:16,
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that's interesting. i didn't realise that Alexander Selkirk was one of Dampier's crew.i recommend Daniel Defoe's 'King Of Pirates', which is pretty much the original pirate novel.
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scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:15,
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Neither did I.I haven't got that far into Horribly Famous Pirates And Their Carribbean Capers by Michael Cox illustrated by Clive Goddard.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:18,
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Bluebeardbecause he had a motherfucking blue beard
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:17,
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There was never any pirate in reality or literature called blue beard.You spazzing div wang.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:23,
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he was Blackbeard's punk brother(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:27,
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He was an unpleasant villain in a French fairy tale.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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the fucking french(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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There was a French market in Chichester today.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:34,
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There was a French market in Cwmbran, last week.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:43,
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He's not very bright.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:20,
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Yes I am well aware of that.It's the fact that Nick Griffin, a well-known, well-documented racist cunt, doesn't like it when people are racist towards him which marks him out as a massive thickie.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:27,
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i don't think it is that which marks out his thickery first.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:29,
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racist in limited intelligence shocker(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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I didn't even pretend to understand that comment in his interview.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:23,
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who gives a shit about racists raising to powerwhen In the Loop still isn't available on the internet anywhere. What the fuck? Can society get it's priorities right please.
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thiswasmyclone, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:09,
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i want to see that film with cantona in.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:10,
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I don't know what this means.Is the cancer taking its toll?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:17,
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this entire thing would be a lot easier if my girlfriend had not slept with someone else.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:24,
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I don't know what In the Loop is, but it sounds shit.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:10,
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The thick of it.Remember this?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:11,
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Get a fucking haircut, you wanker./ac
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:12,
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okHair is a tad longer than I'd like it to be. Thanks for the advice.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:13,
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It's about nine inches longer than it should be.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:18,
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though it won't be as good as your namesake,it looks very good. It's similar to The Thick of It and is also by Iannucci
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thiswasmyclone, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:12,
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OH SOCIETY!WHY HAVE YOU FAILED THIS B3TAN?!!!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:11,
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There's absolutely fuck all on iPlayer at the moment,and I've packed all my DVDs and stuff up.
I'M SO FUCKING BORED.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:11,
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This is quite entertaining.www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ks4hl/b00ks4h0/That_Reminds_Me/
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:12,
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quicksilverscreen.comor, failing that: experiment with new types of porn.
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thiswasmyclone, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:13,
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The film has been picked up by IFC Films for distribution in the US and will screened nationwide on the 24th July.[19]that's when you'll probably start finding illegal torrents of it
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:12,
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yeah,but it's a long time and this cigarette won't last forever. I may have to rejoin the 'real people' until then. :(
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thiswasmyclone, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:15,
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That does not suprise me.Neither does your baldness.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:51,
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I'm probably balding and doleing and calling Moohalaa as I type this.It's THAT important.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:51,
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There's a Newcastle fruit in Big Brother.I hope he is getting your full support.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:51,
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I think he's related to Moohalaa.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:52,
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Fucking Yorkshire...Fuck knows what us southern softies have got.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:53,
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DG. You're a strong man I could imagine wrestling a bear or a fat person off a bag of chips.How would YOU turn Britain around, and make things more sensible?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:55,
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This is true, as the trotter fisted does make me spit on the tarmac with angerI'll force the obese to be free public transport, BackBuses persay, slot into a fold and off they gallop.
Everyone should also grow their hair and stop being ugly, maybe wear some stupidly tight trousers, that would solve all of life's ills. Also no SKIPPING WITHOUT A LICENSE. Skipping without taking your test can be very dangerous.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:59,
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I enodrse these views.With permission I'm going to add this to my FLAG OF JUSTICE that I shall wave in the faces of the rough.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:02,
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I also believe there should be a litmus paper test where people give it a lick and it will tell us if they are infected with spasticness or notI would make a great PM
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:06,
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I blame the 120000 that voted for them.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:53,
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We'll create a B3ta army.GMoS can take the brunt of the flat cap slappings and whippet bites if he wears his armour and face mask. Then we can start randomly windmilling them.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:57,
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i think it's quite funnythey'll get fucking slaughtered as soon as they open their mouth over there
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I know :(I'm blaming low voter turnout, and stupid stupid ignorant cunty people.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:56,
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Thisalong with why the FUCK are there only 12 million voters?!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:22,
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I don't really understand how a party that is anti-Europe can function in the European ParliamentDo they just bark at every foreigner 'YOUR VIEWS ARE IRRELEVANT TO ME'
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Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:57,
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They'll probably quit after a few daysHaving to deal with *shudder* all those *brr* foreigners and *vomits* people *ugh* of different colours. It must be a nightmare for them, poor lads.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:02,
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LALALALA WE AREN'T LISTENING TO YOU, FRANCE.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:59,
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the thing is that even if they choose not to do anything in europe we still have to obey eu laws, so it's a bit of an excercise in redundancy(
Lightguy hail satan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:01,
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They'll just storm out of every meetingRed faced and wheezing out of indignation
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Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:04,
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As one of the few people in Yorkshire capable of using writing implements,I would like to point out that I did not vote BNP.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:57,
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I also voted in Yorkshire,and also voted for another party. Although as the margin was more than one vote, I might as well not have bothered.
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blimey, the tories have won in wales?wtf?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:00,
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I was shocked by that too.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:02,
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this is a head in hands situation on a national scale.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:04,
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this is Democracy Fail(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:01,
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I wrote "ME!" in big felt-tip over my ballott paper.I suggest I'm on for a landslide victory.
I better pack my dictatorship hat.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:04,
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"I'd rather go to jail than allow blacks in a meeting":( :( :(
I went to student hostel in Yorkshire once. I didn't see the labour camps that they had in the back. Maybe they've just been installed.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
I hate the BNP so much that I put a massive X by their name to show how much I hate them(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:08,
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if only more people had done the same(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:11,
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Bah, they got a seat in Burnley,That's too close to me JMG :(
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:03,
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Plaid CymruNow there's a political party.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:08,
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now i understand that i have a persona online that many fine obtuse, i enjoyed gmos does his thing, show me a picture please that you took things youare inwww2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1206370899/20060915france0011.jpg
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:02,
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this is excellent banterprofile.ak.facebook.com/v225/778/88/n561145554_5890.jpg
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:03,
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are you old enough to be drinking beer there?(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:55,
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yes i am. but i have a really old pc to post on and the key sreokes are a good 20 seconds behinsfuck it, only a forum
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:05,
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fair enoughi find this place a million times more entertaining while pissed
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well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:07,
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:05,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:07,
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:08,
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*hums the theme from the a team*(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:32,
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it is,and he's just smelt me.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:33,
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Me drumming.img191.imageshack.us/img191/4862/robotdrums.jpg
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:08,
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He uses a bit of everything.Unfortunately not though, I was wearing the box to piss someone off on another forum.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:17,
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I found one forum once where a new person signed up and was welcomed.CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!!!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:20,
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jebus you really do have mongy chopswhose the fella holding you?
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:11,
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You can have this one for nowt, sonwww.b3tards.com/u/33043da9108f3e6c7725/yikes.jpg
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
fucking great paircreagrus.home.montereybay.com/Booby_nazca-masked-RLP.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:20,
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I would show you albums of pictures that girls send me all the time but I can't do any face blury stuff at home so would be a bit out of order :((
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:26,
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She'll flatten you lad.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:21,
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You should see the restWe did a compare and contrast. One of those is bigger than my head
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
my initial reaction was actually gaaaaaaaah(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:30,
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were you bottle fed by any chance?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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Bucket with a hole punched in the bottom with a screw driver(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:13,
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I thought so too.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:19,
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This is not a reflection of who I am.www.b3tards.com/u/e4669b5cc2655a0f11eb/aussiejob.jpg
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:15,
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Thank you,I'll be here all week.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:20,
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Get a fucking haircut, you wanker.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:53,
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nice fish, I am impressedthis is the only picture at the moment, I am on the left, I look about 8 photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2771/166/67/583961029/n583961029_1675836_5097387.jpg
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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:16,
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me meeting Maffersusera.ImageCave.com/marksta07/Travels/me2.jpg
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:20,
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Sorry, I don't remember you.I have so many fans...
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:22,
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did you actually get to touch the gaybeard?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:32,
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not the one on his chin(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:35,
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who is that holding you?ELL_OHH_ELL
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:54,
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dareright, i'm off..
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:57,
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Dare.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:58,
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Can I choose which day?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:02,
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I've got a motorbike test then, shit.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:09,
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I can't believe Clive Dunn's not dead yet(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:59,
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That's cheating, though.You massive twat.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:01,
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Truth probably.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:01,
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Dare.I'm living on the edge, man.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:01,
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use caesar salad dressing for suncreamalso cologne
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:05,
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Truth(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:02,
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No but it's something I'd enjoy a lot.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:08,
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I joined a country and western band by mistake once(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:09,
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have you ever tried to do the robot in front of ladies and failed miserably(
ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:08,
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you know that team taikai (tournament) I was babbling on aboutour team won, we got gold, I'm a national hero.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:26,
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what is taikai?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:27,
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Kendo use sticks, yes?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:29,
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yes, it use sticksbecause the hand is weak
NOT!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:37,
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*Punches the crotch**wins!*
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:36,
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now now, jmg, gmos is a great lad, i've met him, let's praise him for his skills, no need to sulk(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:29,
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Shut up a minute. I'm on with GMoS.Please hold.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30,
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Thank you.I'm really happy, our team had the best spirit, we were all really trying to win, it was great fun.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30,
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I might watch House of Flying Daggers as a celebrationI might not though, you don't get to see any tit in it
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:35,
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KIIIIIIIIIIIAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!Katsugi waza!!!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:32,
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oh man, I was really kiai-ing today and yesterday, my voice is broken.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:34,
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Was it all down to you? I bet it was. I bet the others were shit and you held your team together.Man, I'm gonna be your biggest fanboy if that was the case.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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nah, it was a team effort, everyone was needed, we all saved the day at least once.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:29,
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Was that your team in the photo you put up the other day?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30,
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I'm sure you put up a photo of a bunch of people in armour, with an old guy looking a bit freaked out.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:31,
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Cool.Well done by the way. My initial post sounded like I was taking the piss.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:36,
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I bet he gets a congratulatory message from Trent Reznor(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30,
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I hear he's giving out Twitter compliments left, right and centre. Every fucker is getting them.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:31,
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each one is a ray of celebrity sunshine into the dull lives of the talentless(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:33,
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that's nothing, I heard SickRik looked at a woman once(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:29,
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but he only ever shags really fit strippers!(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:36,
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bugger,my girlfriend is merely "very beautiful" according to sources.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:38,
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she'll make a lovely widow(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:40,
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she has dealt with the news of my pancreactic cancer very well.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:42,
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HELLO IN CAPITAL LETTERSI've spent all day doing things to "computers" which is the scientific term for a sort of electronic brain that one day will be able to converse with us in Esperanto and do the hoovering
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:49,
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nice one fellai had a tuna sandwich!!!111!!!!
i didn't really
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30,
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yes we managed to get through 3 of our groups by just 1 point(
GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:36,
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grand skills!do you have a fighting title now?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:37,
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Well done.Did you end up with any more bruises?
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:35,
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the underside of my left arm is coated in bruises, the nito player (2 swords) I fought today was playing dirty and hurting me to get advantage.he only got warning (2 warnings is a point to me) even though he carried on once he was warned.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:38,
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Congratulations.Have a strepsil for your throat.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:36,
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that's brilliant!how long have you been doing it and how many ippons did you get?
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16 months3 yesterday (1st against shodan, 2nd against 3rd dan gb squad, final against nidan)
2 today (both against nidan.)
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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:41,
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yeah, I had an amazing timemy team were brilliant, couldn't believe how much and how hard they all tried.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:45,
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This is good newsand I am very happy for your victory. Was it a closely fought match? Or was it all a walk over?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:40,
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very close, we nearly didn't make it out of the pools(
GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:42,
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you've been to see Sammi?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:46,
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Go you!And the rest of you!
I'd bake you a cake, but it's impractical.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:52,
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aren't you the one who doesn't like that people dislike the tories?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:57,
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hii feel like typing, so ask me questions and i shall type a response
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08,
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ermm, i like dark blues(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09,
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Ahhh I can only take your first answer, sorry.Judge's decision.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11,
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Say what you see, what's Mr Chips doin?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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It's good, but it's not right.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:20,
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what is your favourite key on the keyboard?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09,
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why would you fuck a dragon?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11,
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Bruce Lee was gay?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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So, the dragon was gay?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:14,
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All dragons are gay.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:15,
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it's where the term 'flamers' comes from(
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16,
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Good 'un.I geddit.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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puff the magic dragonlived by the sea
he frolicked in the autumn mists
and died of exposure.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16,
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you mean crack?(
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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it amuses me when i'm bored and feeling cheeky/saucy(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10,
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Why does it always rain on me?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09,
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you skin attracts moisture(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10,
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it may be because you lied when you were seventeenBut, I'll be honest, it's probably because you're a miserable Scot with limited songwriting talent that deserves all the fucking precipitation you get.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12,
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What's your favourite word?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09,
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Thankyou.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11,
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i don't go out of my way to do sosome people should relax
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12,
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do you?you seem to have upset that jmg fellow quite a bit tonight
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well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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i know you internet typesit's always about you, what you've had for lunch, how your day was, what sort of shelter you use next to the lake while fishing, etc, etc
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well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16,
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:(How are we at this juncture?
:(!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16,
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i'm just calling it as i see it, hereif i'm mistaken don't hesitate to correct me
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well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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I'm sooooo unupset I'm including a smiley in this post! :):D
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:20,
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you mistyped upset as welli've got it on good authority that's a bad sign when it comes to these kinds of things
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well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:21,
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you wouldn't be upset with me jmg would you? i'm sure you wouldb't, your a grown up are you not?blimey
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:23,
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No.:(
I'm incredibly good at this.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:27,
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yeah, how goes it?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:19,
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why has voting turnout droppedeven after all the political hubbub of recent times?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
The general populus are disillusioned with the government.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16,
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Where did I put the remote?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:15,
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It's on the table.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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God you're good.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:18,
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Also, you enjoy pissing in the sink.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:22,
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You know everything.I'm amazed.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:27,
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It's in your tobacco drawer,you left it there when you were selecting today's pipe.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:18,
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Today's pipe:Dr Plumbs Statesman pipe
9mm full bent pipe
www.roll-ups.co.uk/ishop/879/shopscr4099.html
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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That is indeed a handsome pipe.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:30,
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I'm gonna ask another because I'm bored.What was your favourite subject at school?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:22,
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Who's your favourite American president?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:25,
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what is the best nationality?(
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:27,
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Trinidadian(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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not Tobago too?(
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:32,
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Well, they're twinned, innit.(To be honest I'm more of a Tobago chap, but don't let whitey know)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:39,
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i'm not so keen on them jmg threadswhat used to scare you as a child? i have many tales of how i couldn't s;eep, all interesting
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:58,
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OH NEW ABERDEEN!:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:58,
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i was scared of shoes(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:58,
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I used to think the toilet cistern was full of snakes,and that they'd come out and get you if you didn't run out of the room fast enough after you'd flushed it.
Also I used to have nightmares about the plughole in the bath.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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I used to think they were in the bowl and I had to wee as soon as I sat or they'd bite my bum(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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I used to have the same thing with spiders, strangely.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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you thought spiders were full of snakes?fucking hell, that must have been a tricky childhood.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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Yep, and I had to run away as fast as possible after pissing on them.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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an excellent defence against spidersnakes, there.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07,
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With meit was monsters that came out of the loo if you didn't run from the flush.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:09,
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i've no ideai don't have many memories of my childhood and i don't talk to my parents
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well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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questionstooo many questions.. *looks for favourite doll*
teddybear i meant teddybear
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
I used to be scared of sheep.With their mad, staring eyes.
Actually, I still don't like to go near them.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00,
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I prefer to think of them as dinner.Also, sheep are so slow and retarded that if you chase them, you'll overtake them. Keep running. They'll keep chasing you. Slow down, they'll pass you and keep running. Repeat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08,
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I saw a shitty tv programme when I was younger about some female ghost.She was completely white and walked slowly past a window. She then stopped and turned towards the camera before walking slowly off again.
That shit me right up and it frightened me every time I looked out a window when it was dark outside.
Fucking pansy child I was.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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I hate looking out at night if you're in a brightly lit room so you can see your reflection and only little bits of outsideI don't like looking in mirrors in large rooms either in case there is something behind me.
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magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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Same. I still think that this dead white bitch is gonna walk past the window whenever I look out.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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nothing really. apart from possibly the house catching fire when i was asleep(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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a gf of mine had the fridge explode into her room while she was sleepingstraight throgh a wall and ended up a foot from her head
what the SCIENCE behind that i have no idea but i've always been weary of fridges since
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
it contains a compressor. presumably it blocked, overcompressed and exploded.must have been a fucking shit wall, mind you.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10,
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makes senseand you're right to be wary of them, I'm fairly sure mine has enough computing power to be sentient.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:23,
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The Ghostwatch show scared me for about 6 weeksIt was the first thing I thought about in the morning and the last thing at night, during the day was fine but when in bed it used to keep me awake even though I knew it was bollocks (and I only saw about 3 minutes of it)
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magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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i watched that one hallows eve at the horse hospitalit was VERY creepy.. seeing it as a kid i'm sure i;d have shit myself
(, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
I used to think a huge spider lived under my bed(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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Word up ladies, DG's here.Try not to mander too much.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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*manders like there's no tomorrow*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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I now feel powerful...powerful like Hewie Lewis is playing in the background and I have sexy drunk woman in my houseBig Cheif DG like.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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i would think we are all ok unless we want to imagine an more insistant cher look a like(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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I wish you were a battleship right now so I could stradle youRub my smooth noonie on your barrel.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07,
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you wish you could turn vack time? find a wayyou bulimic cher drag act
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10,
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p.s. you look like someone took a spade to a lego man(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16,
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*swoons*ey up monkey :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11,
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beereet bogey eyes :)Hows the flat looking? all awesomecool?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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werewolves. and sharks.Both still worry me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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What about a werewolf shark?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:04,
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You fuckernow I've just soiled myself, locked all the doors and had to check the bath.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07,
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They usually come up through the toilet.Carrying a jar full of snakes with spiders in their mouths.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:08,
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that's OKanything that comes up through my toilet is brave enough to deserve a chance to kill me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11,
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you know what, you're quite rude sometimesabrupt even
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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yes you did, you posted poo porn all over /board(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:14,
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I used to have dreams where I owed everybody in the world one million poundsscary
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custard, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:06,
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I'll take half of it now and I'm coming back next week for the rest(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:21,
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Everybody loves a bit of roleplay.What position would you like in the JMG government?
You never know... I'm quite popular and do well with the female vote.
That's. Female vote.
Female vote.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:54,
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Lord of Comfortable Footwear(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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I'll just cheer from the sidelinesGo b3tans, go!
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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I think you might have to explain what a female is to some of these folk, JMG(
SuperMatt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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But I'd like to take on the role of Home SecretaryJust because I want to show that Jacqui Smith that you can care about the safety of your people without taking away all their rights.
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SuperMatt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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good luck, there.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:00,
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I'd like to be chief whip.That sounds like fun.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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All the soft ice cream you can eat.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:57,
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<s>soft</s> CornishThat sounds like a deal to me.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:58,
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And should I watch the election results or Big Brother?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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Shit pointless popularity competition versus oh, wait...Pools panel verdict - no score draw
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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Backbencher so I can mumble incoherently and sleep whenever I want.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:57,
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*puts on cloak and wizard hat*oh, not like that.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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ROFFLE cavernous vagina gag, ONLINE.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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Deputy Minister for CricketI would selflessly rather see SSG in the role as Minister for Cricket.
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And what a fantastic minister he would be!I bet you'd do a great job yourself, and would be very well suited should you have to take over the job.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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You understand that I would basically have you do all the work,and take most of the credit, right?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:33,
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i like to keep things transparent.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:48,
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that mr's spam, no time for her mewhat computer game is your favourite? i love bubble bobble and pac land
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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YESBubble Bobble is the ultimate of all wins.
I also like Turrican II.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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THIS IS GOING TO END UP BEING JMG'S BANTER.:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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That's my usual line for DekionPlexis.:(
No offence there, mind. I'm great.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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The election results in the North East were just on. Please hold.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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I've heard she sometimes puts sugar in other peoples teaand pronounces scone, scone.
*shakes head*
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:52,
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Zelda: Link to the Past.I cannot play that game enough.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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Atic Atacbut the only game I've got installed now is Re-Volt, that's ace
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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I played the original Ghost Recon an awful lotbut I think now it would be Team Fortress 2.
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magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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YES!Probably the most fun online game around. Well balanced as well.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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I AGREE WITH THISAll of my recent main posts on board have been TF2 related. The last one was SPY SOCK PUPPETS.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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i'm tempted, i hardly have time to play stuff as it is though(
well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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Every time I try to play it on the 360I always end up in a game with low gravity and people shooting me from under the ground.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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I only got The Orange Box for Portal.Which is also ace.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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Although I did enjoy the time I spent playing proper working games.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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Yes, very well balancedand each of the different classes offer their own challenges, so when you get bored with one class just swap and it can feel like a new game.
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magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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I need to spend more time as Spy.I can almost battle medic on a normal server :D
I'm usually Medic on normal servers, otherwise I'm Pyro.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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Pyro for me but I have most fun ubercharging a heavy as a medic.Haven't played for a few months, so might boot it up in a min and wait the ten hours for Steam to update it.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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My opinion of Bubble Bobble is that it is not as good as you remember it.I downloaded it on the Wii for the NES.
I lasted 10 minutes before remembering how shit it was.
I want an arcade version of Rygar. 10p a go. I know where the hidden things are on that.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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oh do fuck off, bubble bobble is great, 100 levels of awsomeyou must be shit at it
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:41,
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i like that we can differ on certain things like Bubble Bobble, yet agree on certain things like Bingothis makes for good internet forum banter
great times
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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the forum is great, the posters are great, it is so goodI LOVE YOU
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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I did the exact same thing.I lasted ten minutes before I regretted my decision.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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I don't have much experience with arcade games.I'm a fan of Gauntlett, however.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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i think a lot of those old arcade games hold up pretty welli've got a load on my psp
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well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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I'm not a great gamer, but loved Ocarina of Time(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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I do love the Zelda games.Except Zelda 2. Which was shit.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:48,
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I liked Wind Waker.I still don't know why so many people got upset at it.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:52,
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nor ithe cartoony graphics perhaps? a lot of people do seem to dislike it though
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well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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probably day of the tentacle.that was shit-hot!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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c and c generals zero hour(
Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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Civ IITF 2
Sims 2
Oblivion
Battle for Wesnoth
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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those are all shit and your face smells of AIDS and cat piss(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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i have no idea what any of this thread means, i ment at the local arcade(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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Defenderend of thread
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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i didn't get it, hyper space just fucked you upi liked gorf
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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Battle for Wesnoth is good, free tooplay Morrowind if you liked Oblivion and haven't yet
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well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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One of my most played games of all time has to be Fifa 98 - Road To World Cup.Best football game ever.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:52,
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I was quite hooked on Fifa 99Man U v Chelsea, switch the red cards off and get Roy Keane to kick Ruud Gullitt until he's stretchered off
I'm pretty sure JMG would approve
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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I was reminded of Roy Keane this afternoon.At the park, my 2yo daughter was at the top of the slide waiting for a chav urchin girl to finish pissing about and stop climbing up the slidey bit of the slide.
She gave her fair time to get off before launching herself two-footed down the slide taking her completely out.
It was only the fact that she also kicked this girl as they came to a stop which made me proper chortle!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07,
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Portal, I love that game.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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Hi folksI've had a nice Sunday at my father in laws, we had a chicken dinner which was nice but it really brought it home to me that should anything happen to me, Mr Sp@m and the kids would live off ready meals and McDonalds. So I have vowed to teach him to cook and I've told him unless he gets stuck in with some real cooking he can starve muhahaha, so I am starting off by giving him a tin of chopped tomatoes and showing him where the herb garden is.
Do you consider yourself a good cook and what is your signature dish that everyone tries and loves? Mine is probably steak and onion pie or curry.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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I am a good cook.My meatballs are pretty fucking awesome.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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I am going to have to make meatballsmy local farm shop has gone right down the pan for some reason, the meat always seems really fatty and is probably worse than supermarket food so I have to find a new one.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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Some cuts are meant to be fatty - it depends on what you're buying.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:37,
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In these trying times, farm shops push their shit quality meat through their own shop.It is to trade on the "if it comes from the farm it must be good" mindset.
As a commercial enterprise, they will clearly get the best price from a local butcher for better quality meat. You should find a local butcher who takes the pick from the local farms and uses the greater buying power to negotiate better prices which are thereby passed on to you, the consumer.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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This is Good Advice.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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I've found a good butcher.Now I need to find one that is open sometime other than when I am at work and Saturdays. I have better things to do on a Saturday than go shopping.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:41,
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Mainly gambling.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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I've found only one butcher within a 3 mile radius that's half decent but the shop doesn't look very clean.I've been tot he halal butcher a few times but he's SUPER expensive.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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I know it's a trek without a motor, but I was never disappointed with Everinghams in Leeds MarketFar and away the best in my opinion.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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Either my omelette or my pasta sauce.I prefer my chicken dishes. Like the lemon chicken or roast dinner with roast potatoes.
And yes, I consider myself a good cook.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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You know I amAnd scallops marinated in lime, soy, chilli, ginger and coriander.
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I haven't been invited to eat your yet though have I ?HMMM?
HMMMMMM?
Did you get that house?
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:37,
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Dunno yetThey won't get the form until tomorrow. You can come if I do.
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Loch Fyne did something similar with oysters.Fucking gorgeous they were. Last time we went there, I had a couple as a starter and could still remember them at the end of the main course.
I had a dozen as a pudding!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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HA!I took her there on her birthday, it was ace. Also there were vouchers in the Mail this weekend for that place, two courses and wine for £12
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wotcher spami'm good at cooking english food, like roasts and toad in the hole. it's not so much cookery as basic engineering. moon girl is much better at making things with sauces and garlic and ingredients and that
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spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:35,
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garlic and ingredients, yeah(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:37,
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Do either of you do Scottish food.You know, deep fried mayonaise and the like.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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We do burgers,but we don't have a deep fat fryer so we can't do any of the really traditional Glaswegian stuff. Haggis, neeps and tatties can and does happen, though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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I will go along with thatGarlic should be a staple in EVERYTHING. I love sticking rosemary and garlic in with my roasties most.
The only problem is the kids bedroom stinks for about 3 days when they've had it.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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Are you my mother.Fucking garlic.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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I hold my paperwork together with garlic.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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^this!Roast potatoes with garlic, rosemary and fresh cut chives.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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you also do kick-ass pizzas(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:37,
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I tend to eat a lot of fish, so if it's anything it will be salmon filllet with a lemon crust.Maybe served with pannacotta, if I can be arsed.
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I manage to feed myself.I don't really cook specific things, though, I just chuck stuff in a pan until it's tasty.
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Comma, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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I make great pasties.That's about it really, I don't cook very much.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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I make 'em huge with plenty of steak and a fat crust. They're fucking delish.Now tell me more about what you're wearing.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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In reality blue jeans, a pink t-shirt and an old tartan shirt with short sleevesOn the internet though i'm wearing a skimpy bikini.
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GET IN!(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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Maris Piper po-ta-toes, finely chopped. Also turnip (or swede if you're that way inclined), but not much of it as I can't stand the stuff.Seasoned with a lot of black pepper. GORGEOUS, I TELL YA.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:54,
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I do some pretty awesome curries, if I do say so myself.I also do a very good stir fry, although Spacefish makes the batter to make the meat go nice and crispy in it.
My chilli con carne is also a win, which I shall be doing tomorrow.
Also on my own personal menu are rigatoni amatriciana and linguini mare.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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I'm OK, yeah.Dunno really. Thai green curry, Basque chicken, I make a decent pizza.
I can recommend some good basic books. I've been trying to teach my dad to cook at the age of 65 so I've had some experience.. ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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Delia Smith's Complete Cookery Course is the best basic book I have ever been given.As much as it pains me to admit it.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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too much for my Dadyou need one for someone who isn't that interested in food, just survival and decent nutrition, IMO.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:41,
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Really?She makes ecerything a right fucking effort. I love my copy of Larousse (or however it's spelt). Other than that it's the internet for me.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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I don't own many cookbooksBut the ones I have are the bollocks. Larousse, River Cafe, Leith's, Rick Stein's seafood, Sophie Grigson's Meat Course, and three Elizabeth David books. Which are superb, quality doesn't age.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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I'm sick of seeing "A Delia Cheat! Ingredient" stickers on stuff in the supermarket.It's fucking annoying. There's nothing cheating about a jar of sliced jalapenos.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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Actually, I'm not that sick of it.I hardly ever go to the supermarket anyway.
But it's still annoying. Why should food have a sticker on it just because she's mentioned it in one of her books? If you'd read it, you'd know already, and if you hadn't, you wouldn't give a toss or even know what it meant.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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I think you'd know it meant that you can buy the item guilt free, because it's not cheating and that's on Delia's say so.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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I'd kind of presumed it meant it WAS cheating,fucked if I care about her judgment, she's not the boss of cooking.
She's trying to get people who subsist on ready meals to realise it's not some mystical art, I guess, which is fine in her books and on her TV shows, but I don't expect to be preached to by the lid of things I've been buying for years.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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There's cheating and there's cheating.Delia endorsed cheating doesn't really count because she is on the TV.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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unless you don't own a Delia Approved™ knifeShe's good, but she's not the best.
I admire her for trying to get people cooking mind
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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Yeah,I actually quite like Jamie Oliver (gasp!) for similar reasons.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:52,
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Really?She makes everything a right fucking effort.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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I eat food sometimes(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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ME TOO.We could be best buddies.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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Point him towardsawesomeb3tarecipes.blogspot.com/
I'm a great, if lazy, cook. I love cooking great ingredients, simply.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:37,
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I really really really need to update that blog.Shout at me tomorrow night please, and remind me to do it.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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I'm getting pretty good at curries, with naan bread and side dishes.My classic is probably slow cooked lamb shanks with dried fruit and spices.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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What is the last inane thing you told the internet?I keep telling the internet inane things, even though I believe less than no-one want to know whether I need the loo or not, or the fact I may be having some coconut and cherry cakeloaf.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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Take your pic out of any one of these.www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=51129&board=talk
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:31,
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Some of those aren't inane.STOP LYING INTERNET PERSON.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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Oh, cheers for the Randomburnbeen a bit tied up this weekend so haven't played it yet, but looks good.
Incidentally, anyone like to tell me why the ones I've done (iTunes, Macbook) won't fucking play on any normal CD player I own?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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I know thatBut I don't understand why if there is a "burn Audio CD" function it doesn't work. What's the point? Nothing I own even recognises it as a CD, except my other computers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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No probs mate, hope you enjoy it.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:35,
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is not every post worthless, it's the whole river of shit thingone funny thing in a thousand posts, or more, bingo
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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I am quite looking forward to B3ta bingo.Will it be comedy bingo where you say things like LEGS 33 and Two little ducks 67?
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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I took the missus to see Mama Mia and it was aceI'm not gay or anything, honest, nope. But it was ace. Is that inane enough? The glamorous west of of London is a fucking dump though.
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NoI was expecting not for the whole place to look like and overpopulated Manningham, but smellier.
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sorry about thatlet me know next time you'r down and i'll do some tidying up
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if 99% of gargoyles look like bob todd....do the remaining 1% look like that weird bloke who hides under the stairs on dragons den?
what stupid thing have you done recently?
i stabbed myself under the tongue with my toothbrush the other day, the bit that holds my tongue to the bottom of my gob has a big gash in it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:22,
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that'll come in useful for oral sex.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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I ripped a knuckle off on a 12cm 2000rpm fan the other day.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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But that wasn't stupid.It was awesome.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26,
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*winces at memory*(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26,
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i tried to break up a fight with my spanish neighboursthey apologised later but i still got a black eye
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this cocaine i've got at the moment is intense, 40 quid for .8 to b3tans(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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Nah, I can be an annoying cunt without spending money :)(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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special deal, i'll do a eight for 110helps with weight loss
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:29,
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Pfft, they said the same about speed.Cocaine has no effect on me whatsoever, apart from four hours after taking it, when I want to stab people. It's a shit drug.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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Attempted to create a stacked bar charteven though I have a very basic knowledge of PHP and SQL.
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magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26,
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I'm crazy like that sometimesI should go into a more basic job where I can't over reach my talents
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magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:29,
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do you sharpen your toothbrush, then?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:29,
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I went to a bar at 3pm and just got homeand i'm fairly drunk.
Thas't stupid enough for me.
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i don't like that forum poster jmg, he or she is rubbishi could just blog about my dinner or not, new thread please
i'm so upset i might cry
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:59,
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:01,
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i would clink on your link but i can't be fuckedif i clicked everything here we'd end up with a links board or something
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:03,
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You forgot "no offence".Don't rush your posts out! I'm only human!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:04,
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i don't cause offence, never have, i have no need to use no ofence(
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:05,
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Now you've missed out an "f" in an effort to reply to me quickly.Calm down. Deep breaths. I don't think geordieal or Moohalaa are on. There's no need to rush to get the first reply to a JMG post.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:07,
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blimey i'm so upset by you i must be casing myself to type badie, why do you cause this in grown ups yougrr wat will i do?
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:11,
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www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/jmgblame.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:12,
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i still won't clink on yor links, it could be something rubbishno clinking for me, no offence, banter
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mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:15,
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Dat bird he pumped was well fit, innit.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:03,
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You haven't caught any of SexFace's STD's from sitting on the khazi yet have you?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:04,
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I sware man, I don't know how he does it.I've heard him pump 4 different women (five if you count the two at the same time) this week, and I've only been home since thursday.
He's even put up some lavalamps, glitter balls and a sex swing. He's kept Matt's lifesized cardboard cutout of Wolvarine though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:09,
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did they ever have sex?it's amazing to watch a 'cute' boy grow up to look like frankensteins monster
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Pea-doe-file, when the kid says 'no', select-her.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:10,
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*Snugle wuggle* wud u like a sannywaniggiez?I wish to formaly point out that this is in now way leading to a request as to theift of the information in regards to your personal choice of Sandwich, or sandwich-like, foods. Should this information be assertained via presumption on the revelation of such facts, then it shall be used for my own personal use. This will be lisanced under the Creative Commons initative, I appologize should I, through purous or accident, break this legaly binding content.
No offence like, just forum banter, don't take it personaly, great posting.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:03,
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'Ello MongyHow are you this fine Sunday evening?
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:03,
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we just scored 647 in Scrabble.It was a good game.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:19,
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mongy ongy wongly dongy mong mong chopsongly wongly mongy wongy bongy chopply-dopply mongy ongchoppies
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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I'm glad we had this little chat(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26,
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GOLLY the Cricket!Who'd like to discuss the cricket?
Or perhaps you'd like to now fall out with me as it's not quite football but still, it's JMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:46,
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BRAYNDEDD IS NOT A WANKER.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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I can.But I'm not going to.
My capital letters and username are all any reasonable person should need.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:49,
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I endorse your grades.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54,
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A splendid game. Swashbuckling stuff from Luke Wright.We have definitely qualified regardless of whatever the Dutch do against Pakistan on Tuesday.
This is a good cricket day.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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Yes.A somewhat brighter outlook.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:48,
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No JMG,I'm a happy camper. Bought some gig tickets today and am seeing Take That on Wednesday. Things are GOOD.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:48,
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Why is it all these women are going to see Take That?Surely it's people like you who've priced out the Queens of this world.
Moohalaa's probably livid!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:49,
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Well he should've got tickets then shouldn't he?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:50,
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That queer!He's always fannying about.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:51,
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After three hours of downloading, my Windows 7 RC download stopped at 100% giving me a fatal error warning.Then it deleted the .iso.
Fuck download managers. This is all JMG's fault.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54,
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HAH!I'm so running it myself with absolutely no issues whatsoever.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:55,
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It's had quite positive reviews, so I thought I'd give it a try.Alas, the download was not meant to be. :(
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:56,
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au contraire, football is not quite cricket, as cricket is the only real sport
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vladimir, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54,
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that would only work if he was a negro slave and workedfor a fella called stan
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Actually, I wonder something here.If you use the word 'paki' in refferance to the country, is that any worst than using 'brit'?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:06,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/5102679
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:08,
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fucking hell.even the answer is wrong.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:22,
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Oh, ok, fair enough.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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Yes.People get beat up and spat at and sent to Coventry for being pakis. They get passed over for promotion, not employed, not let in clubs and accused of being terrorists, all with the epithet paki.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:11,
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and they're usually beating up bangladeshihaha.. the BNP leader is currently being kept out of manchester town hall
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^ this
...whereas with the epithet Brit, the worst that's going to happen to you is that you have to release terrible pop music and are made to dance around on stage looking like a sedated mess
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vladimir, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:16,
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ireland in the 70'smuslim areas in the last 10 yrs.. a british passport is fucking dangerous
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just out of interesthow much time did you spend in Ireland in the 70's or muslim areas in the last 10 years?
Personal experience suggests to me that you're talking utter shite. Seeing as how, oooh, just off the bat, 99.9999% of Muslims aren't western-hating terrorists in the same way that that a similar percentage of the Irish aren't IRA. Or do they carry pigs under their arms. Except that Dr Preference, obviously...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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me in ireland not at all.. just family annecdotes (also see bits of wales)but muslim countries a tonne.. and i'm not saying they're terrorists they just are rightly pissed off and act accordingly
most yanks you meet over there usually use a canadian flag
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It's never caused me or any of my friends a second's problemI suspect it's just "acting like a twat" rather than being British that is the issue.
Which explains why Meerkans get in trouble, really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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Yes, Gonz. Yes it is."Brit" hasn't been used for years as a term of abuse or offence for British people. Paki has. All words were just words, once. Now, it's just racist and abusive regardless of the context.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:16,
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Oh dear."Sainsbury's didn't have any chillis. I've got Scotch Bonnets instead."
"Oh. How many chillis did the recipe say?"
"One."
"And how many scotch bonnets did you put in?"
"One."
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Hee hee.I've just read an article written by a tit saying that men shouldn't be present at the births of their children because it writes off any sexual relationship between husband and wife in the future and it has awoken my inner feminist who has been dormant for a while.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:18,
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PfftTell that to my husband, he's certainly not been put off!
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:22,
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I helped deliver both of mineand
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:24,
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Oh I've jsut researched him.He's a cousin of Berlusconi. 'Splains a lot.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:30,
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Oh Silvio.Will he never learn?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:31,
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Right wing Italiansnot primary sources of common sense or enlightenment.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:33,
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Eehhhhhh*lives with mother at age 30*
*takes bribes*
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:44,
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Neither me nor my wife were even present at the conception of our daughter!(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:32,
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I don't know about anyone else here, but a bloody 12" wide fanny covered in blood and shit with 12 people in the room, is quite a turn on for me(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:42,
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Now rub your bell end onthe chopping board the bonnets were prepared on.
Do it now and report back.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:19,
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Hypothesis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHResult: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH OH GOD WHY
Conclusion: MAKE IT STOP OH GOD PLEASE SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:23,
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Don't worry.Recipes always underestimate how many chillis are necessary. It'll probably be better this way.
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I'm going to see Fleetwood MacGET IN
HELLO.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:29,
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I was listening to Rumours todaya whole album of drivetime radio, magnificent.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:35,
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I'm incredibly excited.AND it's the day after I see a-ha with Malchick. I'm a right gig whore. I got tickets to see Simple Minds too.
Take That are in town already. I saw the tour buses and stage trucks at the Ricoh today
*tries to not wet self*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:37,
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How on earth are you managing not to go out Barlow hunting?I love him.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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Because I've just had a bath and am now in my pyjamas.Also, Howard FTMFW
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:44,
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Oh Em Gee.Howard? No way.
I am so relieved we are not going to have to fight about this.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:52,
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Crikey/no idea what the difference between a chili and a scotch bonnet is but from the comments it seems like a bad thing.
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magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54,
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one scotch bonnet is not that hot, you big pansyeven if they're gooduns
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spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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