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Führer's facial

hair

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)

That is a nice beard.

Nice action. Woop!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)

Nice badge

(SarahBear, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)

Would the war have ever happened...

...if he'd had a sensible face merkin?

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)

that is very good

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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:37, archived)

The day Half Life happened

(a_j_green, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)

i played half life 2

i can honestly say: best game EVER

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

meh

i got bored of it

(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)

yeah i never finished it

had some nice bits in it though.. i never play games because i have b3ta on the same pc

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)

ive just got gta san andreas

i like it, although i can see it getting tedious quickly

(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)

aah now that was a fucking ace game

i bought it for pc thinking i'd play it again after completing it on ps2. never happened.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)

i like the little mini games

like pool

i like to win, then beat him to death with the cue, im petty like that you see.

(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)

I didn't like San Andreas

there is too much commitment to having to do stuff now. You can't just dick around for an hour anymore cos you'll lose your girlfriend or get fat. That's too much like real life for me. I don't want to have to use a gym in a game, its shit enough in reality

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)

agreed

i dont like the fact that you have to do pointless crap

if i wanted to spend time in the gym then i wouldnt need to play a computer game to see polygon sex, cos id be getting real sex

(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:40, archived)

yeah, with men in the gym

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)

stiffy time

mmmm men

(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)

i played it ONCE

and will never play it again.

it was that good.

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)

it wasn't bad

could've done with less loading scenes though.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:30, archived)

very quick

Sorry.

(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)

"Quick Tonto, he's giving us Extra"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Brill!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)

I'll never stop loving that!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)

Lean Mean Banjo-Playing Grilling Machine

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)

hahahahaha!

I'll have four hundred please!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)

I was just....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)

woo

when i'm grillin' bacon

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)

woo

banjos

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)

kinky username!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)

tis indeed

I also wish to save little shops china cups and virginity!
even though my wife is up the duff

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)

arf!

good on you :)

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)

Maradona says woo!

(spook, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

Hahahaha - excellent!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)

Hmmmm

I also catalogue the weird and strange websites out there..... I call it "Favourites"

:*|

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WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)

redexio?

Edit: Now better! He he he!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)

Pffffft!

He really wants to know

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Baglady, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)

A monkey version of Charlotte Church

eating sweets (fruit polos) on a raft

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Darryn.R, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)

yes. this

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)

group sex.

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connor, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)

I would really like to see your take on

the irritation of supermarkets.
please

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)

I would like to see that too

but also including Cannoball Run.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)

Kat...

doing ANYTHING she wants!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)

Kat...

doing anything I want

(Christopsy, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)

Lobster firemen saving radish babes from atop a blazing set of gallows

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)

"the fax machine of death"

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)

Any news on the

lost city of denizens?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)

Monkeys

standing around in a circle, looking suspicious

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)

Ninja Fred Flinstone

Giving Barney a karate-chop.

Perhaps while Wilma and Betty watch?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)

A veggie shark

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)

Have you seen

Finding nemo?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)

fish are our friends

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)

Audrey Hepburn

On stilts still looking elegant.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)

Sue Barker with an apple for a head

in Cannonball Run

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)

a talking mouse that stands on two legs

perhaps wearing red pants and white gloves

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)

That'd never work.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)

I know! I know!

How about a leather clad S&M dominatrix, telling me I've been a very naughty boy, and that I need to be punished.

Oh, sorry. Am I vocalising my thoughts again?

Carry on.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)

And with a huge banner too!

There aren't enough of them nowadays ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)

thoughts?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)

space

slug vs the zombie ants.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)

grey circles, some text and some flames

all pretty similar to one you did a while ago please

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)

Sexy milk maid laughing at a jester in an olde worlde kind of thing

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:49, archived)

Ok heres what happens in the next one.

The rescue plane crashes in the Himalayas and they have to eat the dead.

3 of them escape the crash by parachuting out of the plane in a life raft; they survive a 300-foot fall into a raging mountain river and its rapids. They are now in India, and as their raft heads down river they are met by an Indian shaman, who leads them to his village where people are starving, crops are blighted, and there is not a single child!
The shaman tells them that the Sankara stones, which are supposed to have a magical effect on whomever possesses them, have been taken.

The shaman sends them on a mission to Pankot Palace, which once housed the Thuggee cult. After a series of near-death encounters, they others discover the Temple of Doom, where the human sacrifices to Kali - the Thuggee goddess of death - are carried out, as well as a mine that has enslaved the children of the Shaman's village. They must get the stone back and free the children from the Thuggees and their psychopathic high priest.

They are not lucky people!

(waxdart hello., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)

I don;t watch this

but what makes you think that people want to know what happens ahead of time?

I know I bloody hate it when they publish what is happening in today's episode of Roobarb and Custard!

You Twunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)

I think you may find

that this is the plot to indiana jones and the temple of doom.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)

It is?

I was going to watch that tonight. Won't bother now.

(J.T., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)

Today...

Roobarb gets the result of the HIV test, and discovers that he hadn't been as careful as he thought he had

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)

You bastard!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)

w/y/h/p....FP this now.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)

Actually, thats a complete load of Bollox ;-P

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)

really

Not like the Temple of Doom or anything?

(waxdart hello., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)

nope, nothing like that...

Mind you, the REAL season 2 opener is a BIG pay off for the end of season one

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)

he hurts his foot runing the poor thing.

(waxdart hello., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)

yes, but the whole 'miracle' thing was quite good

and it was his ankle he hurt...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)

too hard to spell

(waxdart hello., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:30, archived)

Dr Jones, Dr Jones...

....um, Dr Jones?!!!

(RiverChelt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)

And then

thet pepils did fond a kittin and it was vere lully.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)

and all were saved!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)

hooray!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)

Hurrah!

Did teh kittin saeve tem biy maeking a boawt?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)

Heres an idea

iSketch, anyone?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)

Go on then

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in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

Hurrah

I've set up a b3ta room, english wordlist this time : )

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)

omnomshiva omnomshiva omnomshiva

KHALIMAAAAAAAA !

(schminkypinky, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)

typo's

appologies if someones done this idea before, I'm a n00b...

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)

"typo's"

is a typo.

weclome. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

yes it is

well spotted and grrr. to misplaced apostrophes!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

apostrophes

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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

that's

what I said.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)

said

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)

Dais

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)

no it's not

it's bad grammar

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

Well, indeed.

I imagine it was in fact typed deliberately, so you're technically right.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)

in as much that 'typo'

is an abbreviation of 'typographical error', would an apostrophe not be acceptable?
Hah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

No, since typos is plaural, not possessive

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

'typos is plaural'! Hahahaha! you kill me . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

Dont mind if I do

*bides time*

I knew I should have checked spelling before posting in a pedant post

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

But...

Surely the apostrophe could be there to indicate that it is abbreviated...

(J.T., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

yes, that's what I meant . . .

after all 'that's' is an abbreviation of 'that is'
Dur!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

But in that sense

the apostrophe indicates a missing letter in the body of a contraction.
'typo' has just had letters lopped off the end, in the same way that 'stereo' or 'radio' have, and hence doesn't merit one.

/geek

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)

But the appostrophe is to show there is a letter (or sometimes 2)

missing between words. For example, Im going t'pub

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)

yeah

I was just backing you up - as is this webpage:

Plural and Possessive Abbreviations

The formation of plurals and possessives is usually pretty straightforward, except in the case of abbreviations and acronyms. The following rules should help.

To form the plural of an abbreviation, a number, or a capital letter used as a noun, simply add an 's' to the end.

* A group of MPs
* The late 1940s
* Mind your Ps and Qs

To form the plural of an abbreviation with periods, a lowercase letter used as a noun, and abbreviations or capital letters that would be ambiguous or confusing if the 's' alone were added, use an apostrophe and an 's'.

* A group of M.P.'s (see note below)
* The x's in the equation
* Sending SOS's

Edit: I just reread that - and it kinda shows the other way is right...

(J.T., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)

Er, nurse...? NURSE!

;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

No.

Not now that 'typo' is an accepted term in the English language.

/editorial boringness

(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

OK, so when does a term bocome officially accepted . . .

/boring question
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

when the dictionary people have recieved enough bribes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

I before e . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

whien?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

ooh bloody hell

I always get that one wrong

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)

never mind . . .

the point is, it doesn't really matter, but we get a leetle bit of smug satisfaction pointing it out to others . . .
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)

..except after c is a fucking stupid rule,

just look at all these exceptions.

(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)

i before e

okay then...

reciept
deciet
riegn
wieght
hieght

blah blah blah!!!

(RiverChelt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)

whoops...

...forgets rest of rule, excpet after c, still, at least two of these were valid!

(RiverChelt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)

But it's wrong half the time, and deeply misleading.

Learning shitty pedantic rules is no substitute for actually learning how to spell words. Not that it matters that much anyway nowadays. The only reason we have such crazy spelling in English is to stop Johnny Foreigner (oh look, there's another one) from learning it in a couple of months.

(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)

Yes...

...particular credit should be given to the old gent who invented so many ways to pronounce the letters "...ough". That'll confuse those darn foreign types!

(RiverChelt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)

couple of months

PPfft..3 weeks is more than enough

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:45, archived)

When it's in the dictionary

But it doesn't matter if it's unofficial if everyone knows what you mean.

(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)

but the term "typographical error"

is too. So it goes either way, really.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

Did you even make that?

Edit: never mind

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

yes

but it's a bit cliched so I can understand your suspicion, will try harder next time...

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

top effort

I am liking your posts

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

It was actually the website address that made me suspicious

but then I saw on your profile that it is your website

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

Its very good, and dont think me harsh, but

altervistas is a site cataloging pictures and stuff etc,
is this one of the catalogued entries, or an original?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

no, it's one of mine

I run the site with a friend of mine. I will endevour to be more original and smite those who doubt me......

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

excellent!

we`re usually a bit suspicious here, especially of new users, as we get a fair amount of trolls nicking "funny" pics we`ve seen a hundred times - don`t take it personally!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)

Yes, this!

/am i TOO cynical round here?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)

Well well well

Peter Strange. Still a doctor then.

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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)

my my, it's been a long time....

how are you old bean?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)

yeah good...

...If busy. Quite coincidental that you should show up on the board. Where are you located in the country now?

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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)

bit strange isn't it...

still in bournemouth, don't see much of the old gang. how about you?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)

Same place

I still see quite a few of them from Uni-- my GF started at Bournemouth Uni yesterday as a fresher actually. Just came back from Shark diving in South Africa and did a Abseil from 1100M off table top mountain. Unfortunately though I injured myself falling out of a bunk bed after 24 Jack Daniels. Perhaps we should hook up at some point. I still have the same number and can always be located ;-)

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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)

Nothing like feeling a little fresher!

deff hook up for a drink...

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)

eddie jackson's brand of old time hummus really brought the house down

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

old time hummus

is often the best

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

thankyou kindly for the reply

took me ages to cut eddie out!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

old hummus is teh smelly

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

Eddie looks great

albeit barking mad. Nice movement blur.

Is that the Libeskind V&A extension behind him?

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Baglady, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)

Facts

For lunch today I have three rolls with cold cumberland sausages cut vertically in half
in them also with tomatoes, mustard, pickle and cheese. I also have a tunnocks
caramel wafer and two bags of salt and shake crisps, this will be washed down with a
litre of water and several cups of tea.
What are you eating?

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:34, archived)

orange tango

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:35, archived)

Tango? you puff

what happened to your hardman drink, Rubicon?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)

unfortunately they don't sell it in the vending machines

or i would be on it

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

make them stock it

get the minerals

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

That'll just make you really thirsty

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

Fuck all

I'm too busy trying get the cnuts at BT to reconnect my phone...

Today I will be mostly hating:

EVERYONE

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)

Unbraw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

They've just done that to me too.

Must have too many engineers sitting round the canteen doing nowt. Fuckers.

(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

'A minute hand and a winkle shell!'

dirtyweekends Dave!
Hurrah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)

Lovely!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)

pffft!

I am having toad in the hole with mash, peas and oodles of gravy

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)

mmm me and the missus had veggie toad in teh hole on Sunday

it was scrummy

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)

it may have been scrummy

but it wasn't toad in the hole

bloody veggies

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

^ this

Were they quorn sausages that you used?

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)

no idea

I think I did the shopping that time

.. straight to the freezer section.. "veggie this... yip, fuck that in the trolly... veggie that.. yip, let`s have one of them..."

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

they were doing that in my work canteen

veggie sausage in batter.

hooray for veggie food

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

You have a delicious sounding lunch I'm having something similar for my dinner tonight.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)

cheese burger with chilli sauce and mayo, with a nice cuppa and a bit of banana cake

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)

Yum! yum! yum!

sounds nice and fatty!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

bog-standard veggie sandwich

just like every other day...

meh

/kills self

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)

Bah!

How I'm glad I'm not a veggie, I can eat what ever shite I want, it's great.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

you should try Tops Pizza's Vege Hot

it's the mutts

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

I think I might do that

sounds quite nice.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)

I know what you mean,

Get yourself a copy of Cranks Cookbook, has some bloody fantastic ideas for veggie sangers, rolls etc.

edit/ real coffee and a bloody big spliff here, then maybe some marmite on toast

(Fixx, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

hahahaha I have plenty ideas

just can`t be bothered spending longer than queueing time at Sainsbury`s ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)

I watched supersize me on sunday

So I'm going to have two 99p bacon double cheeseburgers from bugger king.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)

Cor!

I was addicted to them once but I ate to many and now I feel a bit sick even thinking about them.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)

I've had...

A HOt PoRk with CracKling SandwiCh

It was so nice I decided to give it extra capital letters

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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)

That sounds so good I would have another three of those.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)

one!!1elevenz0rz!!!1

;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)

can I have

your lunch please? It sounds rather ace.

Nice bon-bon fact too. I shall store it for later use at high-brow cocktail parties and baptisms.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)

You can have this roll

I'm a bit full up.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)

Ahem!

'I am available for bar mitzvahs, wedding receptions and panto!' Widowtwankey's Dave!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

lemsip

straight out of the packet!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

The only way to eat lemsip!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)

Otherwise

you wouldn't be eating it at all, you'd be drinking it.

Does the Lemsip dust not get up your nose and make you sneeze?
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in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

It does

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)

Cauliflower cheese

Tea and a Jammie Dodger.

Oh, and a fag

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Baglady, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

Sounds not bad

but would be better with taters or chips.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

You're right of course

Your Grace. Everything is better with chips or mash but I have none

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Baglady, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)

Bah!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)

"Sushi (four bits of)

a slice of dry bread and an apple. bit crap today.

mind you, i just nearly threw up all over my desk at work because I got a massive blob of wasabi stuck to my soft palate. that was good.

i'm off out for copious smoking now!" you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors offs grey kid.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)

that wasabi stuff is lethal

when sniffed

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

That sounds like a disaster of a lunch

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

hahaha

aw, dukey, you've made me feel all folorn about it now.

even the drink is a bottle of warm fizzy water (ugh!) that fizzed up all over my desk when i opened it, and my boss looked at me disapprovingly.

RUBBISH!

:)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

hahahaha!

what a total disaster! I hate those sort of lunches, it's been a while since I had one.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)

two rounds of marmite sandwiches on soft white bread, an apple and a tax return to fill in

milton keynes brianftang

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

More marmite!

there's a lot of marmite being scoffed this week.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

i'm lovin' it

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)

Today I shall be having

New Covent Garden plum tomato and creme fraiche soup, multigrain toast with butter and a large glass of Ribena. I may or may not follow this with a nectarine. I haven't decided.
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in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

go on, be a devil

;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

Yes, have the nectarine

have two infact.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)

I may do this

They'll only go off otherwise.

Then I'll be sorry.
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in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

Caneloni

but I had to talk to someone so didnt get a chance to do the crossword so am in a mood now

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

Very nice indeed!

with chips?

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

The chips looked a bit soggy today

and I decided I had enough brown on my plate.

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

Not sure what this is...

some kind of meat based product (slightly spicy) in a baguette... and a packet o crisps...

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

Sounds not bad,

try to figure out what met it is?

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

I shall be having

Heinz Chicken and Sweetcorn Chowder with 2 pieces of dry toast -mmm. yum.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

I've never had that before

it sounds corking.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

Cadbury Bournville.

Fuck yes.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

Tasty

have two.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

I have 4

Not sure I could manage them all though. I might burst.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

If you have four then eat four

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

I will...

But oh my not all at once.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)

Go on, eat them all at once

it'll be funny.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)

Hahahaha

*complies*

*vomits*

*curses*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)

roti de pork

with potato purée and small carrots
some stinky cheese With 1/4 baguette
an apple
coffee + a fag

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)

pffft "pork"

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

Cor! I had to look that up on google

I wish I had that. I'm going to try and make that this week.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

mum made it on sunday

it's even better cold..

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)

'noon Duke!

Don't know yet, but I'll try and see that it's braw and there's plenty of it. ;-)

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)

If you can, have this it sounds fucking good.

www.b3ta.com/board/5167918

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

I got hungry at 11 so I ate my lunch then

Noodle, veg and tofu salad, followed by 2 Cadbury's mini rolls (half price at the village shop).

Is it me or are mini rolls not as nice as they used to be?

(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

Dunno

I haven't eaten any in a while... if you'd care to send me some I'll happily sample them for you.

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

Rubbish, aren't they?

I think they've changed the filling. We should write a petition.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

good lord you`re both right

they taste a bit stale these days

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

Yes I have noticed they're a bit chewier

Disgusting, it is. I'm outraged, tell Anne Robinson.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

i bought one

a few weeks ago and it smelt of cheese.

I still ate it though.

(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

talking of things

smelling of cheese...

i bought some milk from co-op last week and it smelt of cheese.
I made a cup of tea and it was all lumpy. Damn co-op milk. It was probably cat milk.

(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

Alternatively, it was just off milk.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

They'll be fucking with Tunnocks next

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

*Takes expression literally*

*Attempts to erase image from mind*

(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

Hahahahaha

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

yeah sort of crumbly and lumpy

meh to them.. I`ll buy Jammie Dodgers instead

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

Jaffa cakes.

You can't go wrong with jaffa cakes.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

i'll start

an argument... are jaffa cakes biscuits or cakes?
Also kit kats?

(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

Ooooh...

Jaffa's contain sponge, therefore-cake. Although they follow the biscuity layer-on-top-of-layer formula.

Kit kats are chocolate bars. No exceptions.

EDIT do I really have that much time to think? *gets a job*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)

I believe this question was answered

In and on 'Nice Cup of Tea and A Sit Down'. And they are the authority, after all.

(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)

Ooooh

Cup of tea, splendid idea.

*goes for tea*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)

Mmmm...tea...

*Follows*

(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)

jaffa

This issue was settled by a VAT and Duties Tribunal some years ago. McVities baked, and brought into the tribunal, a jaffa cake that was 12 inches in diameter. It is unclear whether this was to prove that it had all the characteristics of a cake or just to bribe the tribunal chairman.
Either way the tribunal ruled that the Jaffa cake was inded a mini-cake made of sponge not biscuit.
The distinction was important to McVities as a choclate covered biscuit attracts VAT at 17.5%. However a cake is zero rated.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)

ooo

I found that story oddly heartwarming

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)

The ads say they've got more chocolate

But I'm not convinced.

You're right about the filling.

(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

More chocolate?

That's filthy lies, it's still wafer-thin.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

the ads

make it look like it's actually an extra layer of mud

*grits teeth*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

sounds braw apart from the tofu

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

What's wrong with tofu?

It's a healthy vegetarian delight!

(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

I dunno, I've never eaten it.

I'm sure it's not as bad as I think it is.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

It's bad if it's cooked all wrong

If you get it fresh and cook it quickly, it's yummy.

It can also make ladies' boobs grow (I don't know about moobs).

(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)

I appear

to be living off cheese biscuits right now until someone returns to get on with their job and I can finally have lunch. boo :C

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mash for lunch

(gianthead, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

Just leave,

go and get yerself something nice to eat.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

posh

Smoke salmon sandwich with cucumber and crust cut off...

folowed by 2 pints of Welsh Ale and a turkish delight...

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unclewilco, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

Very posh indeed!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

Posh yes

But very tasty!

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)

woo! Bonbons rock!

Today I ishaving home made Lasagne, with chips and salad, then some lemon custard tart, with a bottle of lucozade!

(strangeone456789, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)

Hurray!

a very fine lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)

Today I will mostly be 'avin'

A BLT, Prawn Mayo and Ham Cheese and pickkle triplet.

A packet of Mediterranean Baked Potato Crisps.

A Banana.

All washed down with a bottle of Still Lemonade.

Classic Selection agains redsushi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)

Braw!

a good lunch as usual

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)

Today I had

a salmon and cream cheese bagel and a large glass of cranberry juice (wish there was vodka in it) and a packet of black pepper kettle crisps.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)

Another posh lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)

i shall be having

sausage roll

peppered ham and mature cheddar in a french batard

monster munch (pickled onion)

Diet coke

Tea

stares at neighbour undressings Thor.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)

That's a splendid lunch

especially the peppered ham.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

lunchie

salad pot containing:
2 spoons of potato salad
2 spoons of italian penna salad
tomatoes
cucumber
2 big spoons of chinese chicken in mayo
and a Mullerlite country fruits yogurt
and a diet coke

I is now officially stuffed and will be leaving the packet of snackajacks roast chicken flavour to be a midafternoon snack

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

Braw!

Safeways used to have a good help yourself salad bar, the feasts I used to have from that place where great.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:26, archived)

Today, I had...

A fine sandwich on seeded bread, containing Chorizo sausage, Mustard coated ham and mature cheddar. Accompanied by a packet of Rock salt flavoured McCoys, and a cup of tea.

To finish, I had two stroopwafels and another cup of tea.

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

ooh..

stroopwafels!!

as good as Tunnocks with a hint of cinnamon

warmed over a hot cup of tea were they?

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)

absolutely!

(hence the second cup of tea!)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)

Stroopwafels are bloody delicious!

you lucky bugger!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)

Hmm

3 pints of fosters and 5 roll ups.
Tasty

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WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)

Not bad, refreshing!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)

Not very seasonal, but

Have a Spong Good Friday

With a Hot Cock Bun

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Baglady, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:22, archived)

bob hoskins looks happy though

so yay!

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:23, archived)

heh

spongtastic. Bob looks kind of like that Tango doll. I approve.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:24, archived)

Bob Hoskins loves teh cock

where`s Johnny2 these days.. he loved the Hoskins

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:26, archived)

noon

Did you have a look at my proggie last night?

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:30, archived)

I did actually

it`s quite funky, and I ran it for about half an hour without it crashing out; got a few NullPointerExceptions with the jxta stuff, but as I`ve never used it, I don`t know how critical they were

it doesn`t cache the pages then? that would have been a handy feature - it gave me an idea on writing a best of the automatic board archive though, so I might have a go at that if I get some time

it`s cool to see the replies and new threads appear in the tree though!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:34, archived)

can it hack teh mainframe?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)

It has a direct connection

to WOPR

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

Joshua?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

Would you like a game of

chess?

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)

Thanks!

The Jxta exceptions don't matter, they're really just debug stuff. It's amazing you didn't run out of memory, you must have one beast of a machine!

Caching is something that was top of th elist to do, at the mo I was was just using a JLabel with html, but I would have to use a JImage as some animations get corrupt.

I liked the replies bit, he changing colours looked nifty I thought! One of the main fetures was that you would get notified specifically to replies to your own messages.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)

yeah it was quite cool

ran it on a 512MB Pentium M 1.6 laptop, but I think I was using a newer version of the JVM than required in the readme (although I installed it about 2 months ago), so maybe some of the leaks were in the JVM

you`ve got to love Swing`s HTML rendering.. it`s a bit.. well.. interesting! I`ll maybe have a poke around with it again tonight, as it`s quite a funky way to view the board, although maybe activating a node should show all sub nodes in the HTML pane, so you don`t just get one message at a time

/critical pig :)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

god you turn me on

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

drown your cock in Rubicon, immediately

you little "poon"-obsessed freak

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

Your criticism is correct!

The one message at a time thing was pissing me off as well. My plan was once I got to the point I'd rather use it than a web browser I'd know it was finished.

Yep Swing has some tempting, yet umm not very useful HTML!

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)

The US Government PR Dept. comes up with a rebranding winner!

To show their softer, more caring side

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:17, archived)

Woo

But I can't decide whether you meant to write 'any' instead of 'all', or if it's intentional and even the softer more caring side still says that every muslim causes a catastrophe from time to time.

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fool_on_the_hill, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:23, archived)

good point, needs a tweakin i think!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:24, archived)

hoho!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:25, archived)

Oh Ernie!

(SarahBear, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:15, archived)

arrrrgh

its so wrong

woo

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:16, archived)

cocknose?

from bo selecta 3, u know the shittest of the bo selecta series

(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:16, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Triffic as always!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:16, archived)

hehehehehe

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:16, archived)

What's up Bert?

Fuck nose!

Woo!
hurrah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:18, archived)

ahahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:20, archived)

Haha!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:22, archived)

Ha ha - excellent!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:23, archived)

Hahahahaha,

cocknosetastic :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:23, archived)

hahahahaa

kwality i see here

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:24, archived)

fabulous

very nicely done

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:27, archived)

Ha ha ha

Nawty Ernie!

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Baglady, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:34, archived)

hahahahahah

that is the funniest! he he

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)

hahahaha

can't help but not sit and watch that!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

Hahahah

That's splendid.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

Pfft

Wonderful!

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Grampa, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)

hehee, hoorah!

highly chucklesome :)

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mutated monty, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)

haha!

muppet cocks rule

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mozza, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)

Looked at your homepage

as well as your professional page and profile here -- such a wonderful mix of the cute (without being cloying) and the slyly subversive and dark. And it's backed up by such talent, too! I Just have one things to ask:

Is it okay if I fall in love with you? :P

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:33, archived)

ahhahahah

how.. practical.

woo, and yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 1:48, archived)

It's all right

We all know...

www.ImageShack.us" /
Bert is teh evil. (old joke, but hopefully it works here)

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 9:09, archived)

Sorry, but I didn't have time to 'shop this:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:09, archived)

lies!!

you did shop it i know you did

there's no paper called

"the sun"!!

(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:15, archived)

Agreed!

It's Teh Sun, isn't it?

Woo! Mr. M!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:17, archived)

heh

I love the "exclusive" pictures Will hasn't seen. Mmmmm. Pap test.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:17, archived)

Hah!

I like the Wills' girl bit

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:24, archived)

blame my cold, i can't do anything today

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:01, archived)

Thats pretty good, although you need to crop it

but still, You get a Woo

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:06, archived)

Oh, and get better soon

or else

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:11, archived)

will do!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:30, archived)

Is it your band that are playing in Welling?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:14, archived)

yeah

infernos on sunday 9 oct (sorry if spam!)

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:29, archived)

In honour of our great leader's speech today I have made some wallpaper

from my postcard artwork

Bloody Idiot Wallpaper
The Punch Wallpaper

and here's a pr of Shell's new edgier logo for those who demand an in-line pic in new posts :

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:54, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*wallpapers the second one*

Fantastic, as per.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:56, archived)

This

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Get off my hat!

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:56, archived)

that

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:05, archived)

This

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:08, archived)

Argh - that was meant to be an arrow going to the right.

damn work computers not letting me save my log-on so I cant edit posts.

anyways, how do you right the pointy brackets on the board?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:10, archived)

< and > you can also use « and »

if you want double STATUS QUO arrows

< > « »

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:15, archived)

ta very much

but the quo already played in my home town so Im waiting for Katrina or Rita to make a sudden and inexplicable detour there

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)

>

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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:17, archived)

The other

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:15, archived)

This

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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:14, archived)

Is that

Zoidberg or Cthulu?

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:58, archived)

WOO!

i'm liking that logo.

did you have hummus flakes this morning?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:59, archived)

ha ! - i had the hummus coffee

late last night cos it's a pearoast :-)

but the wallpapers were made this morning....

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:11, archived)

great stuff!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:59, archived)

'ning Matey!

Woo! BB! Ace as ever!
What did Mrs. ZW think of her medal?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:00, archived)

she loved it! (I applied it to her chest...)

...and she remembered who you were.

She sort of lifted her eyebrows and sighed.

sighs don't matter

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:02, archived)

sighs don't matter?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:08, archived)

Gaah!

The Punngae! It burns my heed!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:15, archived)

nice

bowtie

(gianthead, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:20, archived)

You know...

...that's possibly the best wallpapering gag I've seen so far today.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:21, archived)

let me offer you this wallpaper gag

It will certainly not come in the top ten wallpaper gags you see today, but it's the only one I have.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:34, archived)

hahahahahah!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:32, archived)

KEWL

Thanks

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:59, archived)

Nice

:¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:00, archived)

Nice

The reds don't quite match though.

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:00, archived)

Look fine to me

but i dunno, maybe your eyesight is better than mine.

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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:04, archived)

Or my monitor is brighter

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:05, archived)

the shell red is a bit lighter

otherwise..that's nice

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:10, archived)

should be fixed now

thanks for the heads up :-)

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:17, archived)

Indeed it is

Figured that as its probably going to take on a life of its own, you'd want it done proper like.

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:30, archived)

I imagine that's what Janet Street-Porter's skull looks like

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

Can't read that without a janet street-porter voice. Arrg, I've done it again.

(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:06, archived)

hahaha !

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:09, archived)

that

is fucking awesome

t-shirts are available now, yes?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:10, archived)

cheers - which pic ?

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:12, archived)

skull! want skull!

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:15, archived)

I didn't think about that

let me know if you want the larger file and I'll email if you want to make a one-off transfer for yourself.

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:19, archived)

nice!

and that Bloody Idiot wallpaper is great

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:16, archived)

Some damned fine shopping and hummus there, as always sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:19, archived)

Although, bizarrely and annoyingly,

Shell are pretty much the only oil co. with a large UK presence who didn't help get Dubya elected.

(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

I really like your 'punch' pic

it's my fave of all of yours I've seen.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)

Squeek followed squeek...

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

ACE! and BOLLOCKS! That makes me thirsty . . .
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:37, archived)

have a delicious mulled Guinness

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:41, archived)

now that would be good

chilling is just for people who don't like the taste.
woo yay

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)

correct

accurate

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:58, archived)

Ick

And indeed, bleh.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)

don't mind if I do!

SCHLURP!

ta.
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:50, archived)

Cluster

*also has a bizarre desire to consume vasts amount of liquid*

(Cluster, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:58, archived)

'ning/noon Dave

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:00, archived)

'lo

'bout time . . .
Hurrah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:01, archived)

coming from someone who was AWOL yesterday!

pah

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:02, archived)

I handed my note in on Thursday!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:10, archived)

Hooray

Guinea pigs are ACE !!!!!!!!!!

//edit

That on the FP would make my day :)

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WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:37, archived)

Woo! I love it!!

(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:37, archived)

Haha!

I love guinea me!

TJ, any Cumbriab3tans about? Get the to Kendall and buy Tommy Cooper's fez news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/4285374.stm

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:38, archived)

woo

*heads down the M6*

edit: it was sold at 11.20. fiddlesticks.
where and when?

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)

Kendall

Tuesday.

That's all it says. They only expect it to go for a ton or so, we could have a whip round.

And then raise the cash.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:46, archived)

meh

www.kendalauction.co.uk/furniture/2005/0927.html
bbc could have told us yesterday the cunts

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:48, archived)

Ha ha Acetastic

Guinespigs

Woo Yay

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:38, archived)

Dum de de dum dum dum

dum de de dum dum dum.

I'm going to be singing that all day now, thanks a lot.

Have a well deserved woo though.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:39, archived)

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:40, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Fantastic!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:41, archived)

that'd make Patrick Swayze shit himself

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)

This

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Get off my hat!

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:48, archived)

Woo and Yay

FP it.

HARD.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:49, archived)

Hurrah

for GP's!!

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:17, archived)

i like this

*fact*

(guinea, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

Ha ha

yes

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)

Oh look,

It's Bruce Hornsby and his range.

Click for big stove action.

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:34, archived)

that's just the way it is.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:35, archived)

but don't you believe them

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:20, archived)

some things will never change

/arf

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:02, archived)

erm...

Will The Circle Be Unbroken

phew it's hot!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:07, archived)

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