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the buggas!

missed an s out ger....

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

ace

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

woo!

reminds me of Don Hertzfeldts stuff, which am all of teh woo!!

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McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

yeah this is a total fucking rip.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)

a tad harsh

but I dunno, can you copyright cartoons of balloon attacks on peoples?

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McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)

i think don has the copyright on everything he does

didnt he try to sue the neville or someone for their cartoons looking too similar?

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

to be fair i have not seen that much of his stuff

and its easy to draw and move balloons

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

well I like it

and implore you to create more of this sort of thing in future!

:D:D

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McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

thanks ya

sir

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

haha you deleted the thread

you silly fucking cock.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

yeah

don't like seeing things written by cunts like you

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

i'm sure internationally renound animators dont liek seeing their animations ripped off

by cunts like you either

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

can't rip it off if i have never seen it

stick men an balloons ...... humm .... yeah quick take all children to court
the fiends !!!

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

tell that to the judge.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

are you the judge?

nope!. just a fucking homeless at a guess now piss off Sir Cuntington

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

Haha! That's one HOOOJ car!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

that has made my day

woo to you sir

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)

haha!

naughty bloons!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)

more green linky time

I like this a lot

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

haha woo!

beware the balloons

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DUM4S5 =], Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)

Hi non-catholics!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

hahaha

i am teh poep and i sayz fuck u!

woo

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)

pssst!

that's not the pope

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

THE POPES WHAT????

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

Just got a request to draw "Christmas elves in various states of undress"......

......from my MUM!!!!
8\

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)

Is that your Mum?

/that comment is brought to you by the obvious response Co.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

No.

That would be a Christmas elf in a state of NEAR-undress....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)

dang,

you should do an advent calender, revelaing a little bit more every day of said elves

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)

that is a smashing idea.

i'd buy that for a dollar!

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

^this please.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)

Most definitely

*starts petition*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)

so that's where you got it from...

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)

whats he saying?

ah who cares...

woo

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)

here is my mum:

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)

this fills me with joy.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

hahaha

I freaking love that!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

hahahah that is a beauty to behold

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)

fake

no tail

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

If she wants to get her kit off

she should be free to do so!

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McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

Indeed

equal rights for sexy elves

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)

'starts sexy elves union'

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McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

Your Mum can summon Christmas Elves with which to relay messages to you?

Crikey.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

All Mothers know Santa......

....and, as such; know the elves.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)

How could you say NO!

Why why why why...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

Bit of an echo there... are you on the toilet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)

I've been three times today

not sure what I've been eating, though it may have been the booze.

not sure why I'm telling everyone this...

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)

You've been eating booze?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)

crikey!

top skcetchering

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)

arf!

woo thats great!

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DUM4S5 =], Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)

I'd sex her

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)

NO!

(picitujeromanov, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)

YES!

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)

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Curis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

stick this irrelevant picture in your pipe and smoke it

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)

Hahah!

I like the random pigtails of panel 3.

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Curis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

I think it's supposed to show vibro-swelling

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

Ahhhh, sorry.

I'm not used to the visual conventions of representing such behaviour.

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Curis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

gifdump?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

^this?

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

that^

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McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

^the other

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

*tries not to say it*

*tries very hard*

Your mother?

*aaargh*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

and your lover?

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McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)

the cook?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

^And the next thing

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)

YES!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

HELL YEAH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)

i love this

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

Am I right in thinking that that's Jane Horrocks in the case?

And this is from a music video? If so, what's the video please?

And while I'm here, what was the name of that VJ program that was on UKPlay about 8 years ago, where they mixed together both songs and videos in a grooovee style... was about 3 hours long, on in the small hours or something.

Almost forgot... woo!

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Funkster, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

you aah teminaated.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

derek acorah?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

hahahahahahahah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)

better late than never...

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)

yaaay!

that'll show 'em

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

that made me laugh,good stuff.

no pumpkins from me today,MS paint,i'm stuffed if i know how to compress the files,.
thanks for the advice yesterday.

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

replyed to the wrong message? ;)

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

i've got lots of surprises/gaffes to come i'm sure ;)

:0 ooops

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)

well done!

i must think one up for bonfire night,maybe let a banger off in my hand?
hahahahhah..

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)

that last frame makes it look like she has a tongue stud

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)

in the fifth frame I made the assumption that the devil tail was a curly poo with an initial blockage causing thickening

I realise it's not, but I like to imagine it is

very very good stuff

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

hello you!

how's the chainsaw?

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)

I don't think it's going to be made afterall

/walks around all glum

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)

aaawwwww....

get a real one, it'll be worth the money.

/knows what he's talking about.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

I don't think I'm going to a party and I like my right hand :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

pantsy.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)

hahah

brilliant stuff

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...bonk
-:REMOVED DUE TO LACK OF COMEDY EFFECT:-

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)

hahaha

excellent

w/y

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

I'm wondering

how did you take this picture

hm?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)

ginger people get everywhere.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)

hahaha

mugatu: thanks for last night guys, i'm still sore
Branson: *smiles*
mugatu: *clicks*

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

those kids never learn

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

Pfffft

That is aceness

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

hahaha

splendid.

my trick was perhaps a little too rapey

and poorly drawn

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

nice :D

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)

trickle

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)

Wasn't in yesterday so I couldn't post this

Now I'm wondering why I bothered!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

hahaha woo!

yay!

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DUM4S5 =], Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)

sorry

this pun was the basis for a massively long discussion last night...

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

My

Giddy aunt..

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

*parp*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

*comedy Trombones*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

*comedy bassoons*

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

*comedy baboons*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

*rampantly chimps*

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)

monkeys about

funks the gibbon

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

*Gibbons the funk*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

*apes your movements*

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

*fly-on-the-wall harpsichords*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

*monotonous drone of incoming bees/15 year old with a scooter*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

Daytime TV Quizshow Kazoos*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

*docu-soap triangles*

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)

hehe

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)

*70's style keyboard sound effects*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)

Colliery Band Tuba!

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)

bbc radiophonics workshop

sonuds of town and countryside volume 1

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)

Oooh I think i have that somewhere

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)

that's a hellova drumroll

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

ITS!!!!

1337 0'cl0ck!!!

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

lol

linky le discussioin sil vous plait

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

sorry -

meant a beer fuelled discussion at 'tome

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

*gasp*

a REAL LIFE discussion?

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in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

with like

people and stuff

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

Can it really be done?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)

ok, if your gonna be awkward

i want a verbatim recounting NOW!!

;)

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)

Hahaha

Keep off the grass and the booze and the wifebeating... :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

I'm not addicted

to grass or booze

;)

(duck Quack !, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

yep.

all that picture is missing is a wife getting bottled and it would be complete.

goes to get bottle and a wife

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

bottled where???

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

hahahaha!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

hahahaha

hummus

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)

NO!

Hummus and AMAZING shoppery!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

hahahaha

quality stuff..

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)

ha ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)

this is the best shoppery I've seen all day

so no black betty eh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)

Fan-bloody-tastic

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

haha cunt

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

Oooof! Woo to that though!

Also I was just browsing google and took this screen shot:

Just never get 4dam seasick!
.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)

arf

what were you actually looking for?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

Hull signs

of all things

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)

*puts two and two together*

:O 4dam is Rod Hull's ghost?

/gets 5

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)

Just give him

some of this

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

Maybe i missed the point but....

isn't that sign pointless. There's hardley enough grass outside that clinic to be worried about. I would have thought a 'no ball games' sign would be more effective!

Oh wait..... I get it!

(crontle likes boobies, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android

taking a holiday in Devon. Arthur is delighted at the prospect of cream teas in quaint tea shops, and is salivating at thinking of the Darjeeling and yummy scones. Problematically he can't actually locate a tea shop anywhere in the small village he's staying in, and the teasing and denial is sending him a bit loopy. Marvin is so utterly bored and depressed at the lack of anything to do and the mind-wrenching monotony of it all that he has gone into screensaver mode, and is just sitting there with his lights blinking in mesmerising patterns and playing lift muzac through his speaker grill. An old lady is using him as a makeshift bench whilst she waits for the once-daily bus. Arthur has just passed out from tea deprivation, and a small child has pissed in his eye (the left eye).

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

you seem to have confused this cartoon strip

with jolly jack's cartoon time.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

Oh noes!

I feel so stoopid now. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

(_D:

bbc 3 ident slug thing.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

uncanny

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

*points*

*takes micky*

bidibidibidibidibidibidi

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

thats the plot to the third book isn't it?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

No,

it's the plot to the film 'version'.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

i hate the film version.

/nobody-cares-film-review blog

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

It was decidedly dull

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

I expected it to be crap

and therefore enjoyed it

/I agree its not as good as the books, radio series, tv series, talking book blog

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

yeah it sucked

proper load of shite.
the actors were all wrong imo.
talentless bunch of twunts!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)

yes

it was a bit crap wasn't it? shame really. it had so much portential.

i still want the thumb ring from the film though. sadly they didn't market them.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

I get the feeling

that you've been saving this in notepad for the last few days.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

No, I wrote it a couple of hours ago (in gedit), and just couldn't be bothered to keep watching the board in order to pounce. I took the first best opportunity.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

yay!

Hurrah to you for keeping the Arthur and Marvin dream alive!

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The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

I've I believe strong enough,

one day it will happen. If you *believe* you can do anything!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)

Hahaha!

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teedyay, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

wish i'd thought of that.

woo!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

excellent

hahaha

w/y/h

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

Hahaha!

Wheeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

Hahaha

/green link time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

Haha, excellent!

My little girl really wanted to go "treacle treating" yesterday, but she's only 4.

We said maybe next year :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

arf!

that makes me smile.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

Awwww.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

It's sensible . . .

IVV lives between 4dam and Gary Glitter . . .
Arf! *huggles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

imagine the team they would make.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

Yeah

and I was too lazy to go with her - it was cold last night!

(

in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

Booo!

Last year the kids in our street came round OFFERING sweets as their parents din't want them to be a nuisance
cool idea!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

in soviet russia.....

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

it was.

My little girl wanted to be a Witch again for Nursery today

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

but . . . but . . . She's the teacher!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

my four year old went

she went out last year and the year before too

mind you we haven't seen her since last night

only joking - she has an older brother and sister

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

kids and their special language.

bless them.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

we had a a few ickle trick or treaters looking very cute

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

hahaha

when my sister was about 5, we were in the car and she was singing in the back:

"Keep Me Crazy till the end of the day"

~~Crazy~~ Praising..

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

~~end of the day~~ break of day

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

heheh

was a long time ago...

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

pfft

yay. i shall make one next year (evils)

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

Hehe

I like your thinking

(

P3te "the Meat", Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

hahaha! that's what i would do.

except i'd put it on fire.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

Brilliant

We didn't get any either

but I don't think it was the Landmines that put them off

We even had a bowl of treats ready

/disappointed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

Look on the bright side

you have an untouched bowl of treats! :D

(

in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

Good plan

might as well stay there until after christmas

(

fuscous, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

Nah.....

.....Boiling oil's the only thing that works on Carol Singers.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

I prefer the term

'mulled'

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

Bit of a waste...

...in a seige situation.

Use boiling piss or red-hot sand instead.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

Class!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

hahahahahahah

top deterrent

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

smashing

*click*

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

Arf! Brilliant idea.

I went to the pub to avoid the little ~~shits~~ darlings.

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

heh

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

Hahahaha!

Brilliant!

I'll have to remember that for next year (assuming that next year I'll be living somewhere with a doorbell).

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

Lully!

Next best thing:

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

When you rotate the second one

does it say, "my mouth" or "my ass"?

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

haha.

Im taking a sick day pigging out on all the unclaimed sweets.

mmm.

Halloween themed fairy cakes.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

As always

You rawk!!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

Ho ho!

delightful!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)

haha

brilliant

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)

arf!

woo!

(

DUM4S5 =], Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)

we had twelve of the buggers...

no sweets left for me!

*grumps*

woo!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)

m'eh

she just needs to push the bell with her broom handle.

(PompeyVin, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)

there

(

mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

hehehe

stripy socks

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

I did it wrong

(

kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

Damn, common mistake.

(

Curis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

beedogs would be good

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

pug dogs are a fashion thing now

(

mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

PIGBEES!

Best of all the impromptu Neville-induced compos! \o/
pugbees is close enough

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

musta missed that

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

was aaaaaages ago

I made this!
Whee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

pigs are always funny

and delicious sliced and cooked

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

as are mummy kittycats!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

yay

www.b3ta.com/board/6485453 (in case you have no eyes with which to look down a bit)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

gotta love beedogs

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

hehe mindpiss

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6485413

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

You know,

I bet he's pissed off now and he'll never see this.
All for the good I feel - he doesn't deserve your lovely butterbee :)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

Yeah.

I think it were a girl though. The best thing about the thing wot I drew is that the wings are crap.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

I think

the wings have a certain charm.

As does his "wtf?" expression.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

sweet

(

bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)

or....

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

beeeeeeeeeedogs!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

best of all the chimeras

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

phil tuffnell?

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

I don't know what's going on, but heres a Bheep!

(

Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

(1.618..., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

must be Bupa

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

if it was she'd be using her mouth

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

Hahaha

(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

That's a very good suggestion

for a lunch hour diversion!

/leaves office

tj: anyone see Lordi & Turisas at t'Forum last night?

(

PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

florence nightingale died of gonnorhea

edit: what's that watermark?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

of the hand?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

its very thin consistancy

spunk

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

Heeelllllooooooo nurse!

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

and then some people wonder why i like nurses.

woo!

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

...best of all the medical staff?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

yes indeed.

100% fact.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

it's funny because

I'm being wanked by a nurse right now!

lovely

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

unfortunately

he's not very good at it..

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

i wish he'd taken the latex gloves off

and wasn't so hugely fat; I'll never fire my muck at this rate.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

Hehehehe,

look at the guy in the backgroung, getting a fine look in!

(

King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

he's waiting his turn

but he's getting inpatient

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

its just like that book i read

life according to garp. where the nurse racks off a tard.
edit: wanks a disabled person.

(kidb Not any more, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)

'racks of a tard'

what does that MEAN?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

is it where special people keep their CDs?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

arf! ^this

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

Trippier than A Drugged Banjo Horse...

Hello Kids... Apologies for Anim... Had to Quickly do a Pic to Justify my Presence on this Board...
Oh Smart ones.. Can anyone suggest a Streaming Video recorder for OS X.. I Want to get the Live Squarepusher Gig off The Beebs Electric Proms.. Cos it's Super Ace...
Any Suggestions Accepted with Joy

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

Hahaha!

George Foalby?
Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

Turned out neigh-ce again?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

hahahaha

*laughs and groans simultaneously*

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

*graughs*

*lroans*

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

D-hoof!

That pun winded even me!
Yo Arch!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

I think that was his mane idea

Just to stirrup trouble a bit.

(

in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

anything to spur Dave on...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

i'm a leanin' on a lamppost..

/is shite at pnus

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

he likes a bit of unbridled fun

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

we'll have to rein him in,

he's got the bit between his teeth

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)

aye, but we do want to be saddled

with another pun thread?

that is the equestion . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

why is your snail different?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

old age...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

*has hip operation*

*chases whippersnapper*
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

I have a pun for you, for you to do

in your paintmashy style, I was inspired by the 'stop/go' one you did yesterday

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

Massage me

on the ol' message thingummy
Wheeeee! Grand!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

done

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)

different from what?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

i'l bet he horse to... oh fuck

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

STABSTABSTABSTAB!

Did you mean 'he ass too?'
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)

*dies*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

*rushes Micto to Horsepital*

s'ok, everyone . . . his condition is stable!
Hahahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

adds LSD to Micto's Saline Drip

and fiddles with buttons on life support machine.. woo, beepy!

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)

He's a cheeky cokney colt

(

Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

yes

step 1.. get a new OS - something like, say, XP!!!!
step 2 - find free recoreder on internet

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

yes, ^this.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

MACS ARE SHIT

PCs ARE SHIT

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

Okey Dokey... Luckily I'm on a works PC...

Couldn't find a free recorder though...
I'll keep Serching...

Ta...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

i remember people going on about windowsmediarecorder or something once

over on another forum

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)

Ah, if you've got access to a PC

www.xi-soft.com/default.htm

(

fuscous, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

Thanks for that..

I'll Try it!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

That's the easier solution

Mplayer is a bit tricky.

Thanks for the tip BTW, I'm watching a downloaded copy now, it's excellent.

(

fuscous, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

Cameraphone

(

P3te "the Meat", Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

Mplayer has a -dumpstream option

www.mplayerhq.hu/homepage/design7/dload.html

(

fuscous, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

Ta...

I'll give 'er a go!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

I have a request

Im absolutly shit at graphics and envy all of you. So I wondered if I can abuse your talents. I need a picture of a Bee with butterfly wings to use on my friends website.

Can anyone help?

(

Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

Certainly

how much are you offering?

(

in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

I can offer

an empty cadburys segsations wrapper?

(

Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

Are you asking if you're able to offer that,

or stating? Statements don't end in question marks?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

~~Ask~~ Are

(

P3te "the Meat", Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)

Don't know what you're talking about.

*cough*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

What a high opinion you have of our talents

(

in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

Alas

I am very poor and I need the wrapper really, See I knit blankets with them to keep my poor kitty warm.

(

Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

a years supply of cadburys

to IVV might do the trick... maybe?

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

Cor!

It certainly would - but that would work out expensive. I eat a LOT of chocolate :)

(

in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

mmmmm

chocolate... me too!

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

NOW WHERE IS MY FUCKING WRAPPER?

(kidb Not any more, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

this^

(ps. IVV have you done anymore building vectors, or was blackpool tower a one-off?)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

I've done Emley Moor mast

and the Brandenburg gate.

Did you have a request?

(

in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

please repost at leisure..

woo in advance

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

(

in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

byoutiful

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

^^this bigtime

w/y/h

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)

Recognisability

Hah! You was in Shelley (or, at least, somewhere nearby).

AICMFP.

(Slartibartfarst, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

not really*, i just hadn't seen any more, and i was curious

*either of the guggenheims :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

I did look for Guggenheim source pics

but couldn't find anything that inspired me tbh.

I shall look again for you :)

(

in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

if you spell it

gugenheim there are some cool ones

/imges found with spelling mistakes can be great blog

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

only if you can be arsed

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

Pah!

Nice building, but a shitty gallery.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

it's a beautiful building

never been there tho'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

:-O

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

Illustration or photo manipulation?

(

Curis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

yay!!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

hahahah

excellent

gypsie hippo? gypapottamus?

chav hippo??

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

gypo hippo

thought i'd try and squeeze it in before Martin Sockworthy appeared

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

Martin has a mate!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

PAT BUTCHER!!!

What a spitting image!

(eldergeek me likey pie long time, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

see

Here

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

I was going to do a similar thing

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

malformed link

but a classic site

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)

Martin Sockworthy time

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

Yay!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

Yay

Gotta Love that Hippo

I do

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

mmmm

love that hippo baby, love it goood

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

Welcome Martin!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

Yay for grinny Martin

the toothy bugger

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

$75 / hr

Email in profile.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

he said photoshopping

not bumsex...

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

It's a flat rate

regardless.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

ill do it

FOR £3450 POUNDS!

(

Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

Here!

Have a bread and butterfly!
and bugger orf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

Toast teim!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

knob of butter?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

hahaha

That is so childish

I love it!

(duck Quack !, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

^^this

hahahahahaha

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

hahahaha

thats ace... makes me think of bread and butter pudding..

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

Sure

price is eleventy elventy$$$$$$

If not, piss off

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

I'll do it

for £60
That's a genuine offer.

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

too busy

don't care. for your sort round 'ere

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

There you go

That'll be £250. Thank you.

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

pfft.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

Ha!

*offers $250 in canadian*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

Checks FX rate

OI! that's only £1.27!

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

ok how about if...

I click "i like this" on every post the person who makes it for a week?

(

Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

Just do it yourself

tutorials exist all over the place!

(Wombatovic, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

That's unfair isn't it? You may not like their posts.

Is it a charity website or do you just want something for nothing?

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in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

Get a copy of GIMP (it's free - Google it)

and do it yourself. All you need is the eraser tool with an antialiased brush (one where the pixels fade out at the edges).

As you may have noticed, b3tans aren't too keen on taking orders. (And yes, the same applies to me as everyone else - I'll do it if you pay me.)

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

I'll do it if you let me fuck your firstborn

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Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

will this do

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

Way to go!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

Hungry?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

That is all teh cute.

Hoorays!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

this am good

woo!

(

drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

i saw the cresent

(

mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

You saw the hole when I mooned

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

i like your version better than mine

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

so do i

it's sexy

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mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

yes

it made me think of flowerpot's buttocks and very anus and i got all stiff

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

That does nothing for me

without the stetson.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

beg your pardon ma'am

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

Ooooh

*goes all giggly and girly*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

*covers erection with stetson*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)

ewwww!

Ten gallon hat . . . ?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

I fucked the hole in the moon

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

No.

I've just eaten:

www.b3ta.com/board/6485199

WOO to the pic though.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

i love those frogs!

and i love you for making this.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

hahaha

that's fucking great

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

Awww !

He vere hungry indeed !

Wooness !

(

rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

The moon on a stick

y tongue

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fuscous, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

Bah

It's redexing for me

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

yay

that's most lully

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

Haha

YAY!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

(

S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

That is ridiculously cute

and should be on a card or something

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

awww

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

I really hope she manages it.

(

Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

thats ace

woo

could have gone into the work posters compo (Determination etc)

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)

That's lovely.

I want her to have a magical stepladder.

She'll be fucked once she gets to about 10,000 feet though.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)

aceness!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

(Undercovers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

hi cockalorum!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

Yay!

Nice animating skillz dude!

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

good stuff!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)

belated woo.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)

I call it Super Disco

(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

Super!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

Disco!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)

Oooooh it is super !

woo !

(

rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

acieeeeeeeeeed

(

mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

woo

loverly

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

Connect 4 madness!

pink wins

(

waxyone, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

eleventwelve!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

Lovely

Full of Picadilly Circus goodness

(

fuscous, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

and super it is!

splendid

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

Pretty pretty!

(

in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

Weeeeeeeeee!

This is ace

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

HAMSAY RAMSAY

He loves to touch it !

'Noon all !

(

rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

hahaha!

ham am not guitar!!!

woo! and good noon to you =D

(

McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

hahaha ! g'noon

strum that ham Gordy ! :D

(

rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

he he

Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)

Hahaha!

Silliness abounds!

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

hahaha

You and your celebrity chefs. I am convinced you have the hots for Gary Rhodes.. or is it Gordon Ramsey?
'ning 'bitz!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

Hi hunny !

nice DtF today !

(

rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

OOH! DTF!

*scarpers to spazz back*

EDIT: Whoops! *nips back to smurn and hug Pot*
Yayayay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Wotcha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

Hello sweetie !

*hugteims and dances*

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rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

chortle!

Click on it for a bigger version, obviously.

(getdown is not spanish, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

made the same photo about 8 years ago on corel draw.

not to be an arse, its a lovely picture, well done

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

so are you saying that you made this picture

and Baron Pedro has nicked it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

haha no

mine featured my own face

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

get on my picture, it's as big as a whale

and it's about to set sail!

image shack
that's where it's at

it's a red ex for me i'm affraid

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

image shack is all teh ghey

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

i was a hetro till i met you

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

candles will do that to a man

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

Sporks poised?

Today I am having 2 small ciabatta rolls with hot soft boiled eggs. What are you having?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

something other than rubbish soup

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

Rubbish Soup,

Is that what you get in canals?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

Soup is not rubbish

Especially when you have thick slices of bread spread with Lurpak to dunk in it.
I suggest you have a bap of some sort.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

bah!

b3ta.com/board/6485124

it probably will be a bap today.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

I was canny there

I know you always have a bap :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

heehee

i occasionally branch out these days!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

my foot

and any dust i find on the floor

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

Braw

Put lots of salt on the toenails

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

hi Pot

I had some left over pasta carbonara

twas gooey

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

Lovely gooey pasta

I hope you sprinkled it liberally with parmesan.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

couldn't be bothered grating any so lots of black pepper instead

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

gooey as in

GGG gooey?

/hopes not...

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

I have no idea what you just said

I'm wondering if I really want to find out

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

think

bukkake
\knows too much about porn blog

(prostheses, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

you know you do

but not just before or just after lunch ;)

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

Tomato, Mozzarella and Basil Toasted Ciabatta

and a bottle of Nazi Cola

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

Good choice of ciabatta

Does Nazi cola taste of Goebbels?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

It tastes of Jackboots

and national shame.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

mmmmm

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

Sandwedge, with corned beef, gherkin and mustard

mmmmmm!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

I cannot fault that

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

I had

a jacket potato with cheese and beans

mmm beans
*parp*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

That should fill your tummy nicely

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

Thai Green curry

and I burntt my hand opening some rice which was in the microwave/

:(

but yummeh :)

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

Thai green curry is ALL of teh delicious

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

homemade soup and toast

and a rapid cycle back to work for 1pm

(

drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

You silleh

Wrong thread!
But soups and toasts is braw but I wish you'd tell me what type of soup it was.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

cheese, chicken,

lettuce and mayo on a white sesame seeded roll!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

That will do nicely

I hope the roll wasn't those pathetic excuses they use for burgers.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

oh no...

a nice knot/kaiser type roll!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

i had chicken with mushroomsauce and fries, whilst being surrounded by handicapped people.

it was a benefit dinner.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

Eating with handicapped people

could cause heartburn. Be careful :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

...i am handicapped

well, that's what my aunt always says.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

anal sex

and jelly and ice cream

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

sily boy

ky jelly is not for eatings

(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

I hope you rubbed it in well

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

...

~~rubbed~~ forced

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

What ho, Pot!

Today I'll be having toasted egg and bacon sarnies with a large mug of tea.

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

Grand!

Proper British grub and beverage. Well done you.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

cor!

I'm having a ham, cheddar, egg and watercress roll with a 1/2 pint of tea, some leftover pumpkin pie and might even indulge in a bag of prawn cocktail crisps

(

McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

That would be perfect

apart from the crisps. Prawn cocktail crisps are devil's food and should be avoided at all costs. Have marmite or chees and onion crisps and put some in your roll.
The pumpkin pie has started me drooling. I think I may have to make one later.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

hmm

only other choice is to substitute them with beef and mustard thick cuts, I think this might be the choice for me

'ticks box'

'scoffs lunch'

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McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

Anything but prawn cocktail

They taste horrifically fake.
They also make my lips swell and go numb because of the excess of E numbers

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

marmite

what planet are you from??

*pukes at thought of stuff*

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

Liver and bacon and roast spuds.

Followed by a cup of coffee and a Crunchie.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

You are the first today to mention chocolate

I'm wondering whether all of the previous posters are on a diet. Good for you for keeping the lunchtime chocolate eating going.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

Cocoa beans

count towards your five portions of fruit or veg a day don't they?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

They most certainly do

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

Sorry, I couldn't be bothered to read all that.....

I'm sure it was GREAT!

*click*

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

It's a short one today

Go back and read it. I was in the library all morning researching that!
And have some chips, it's lunchtime!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

chicken breast in bread crumbs

and the last 5 remaining mcanes home fries I have in the freezer.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

Top lunch

but what's this "home fries" nonsense. They are called CHIPS, damnit, CHIPS.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)

sorry

but frozen chips don't taste the same, home fries have a certain great taste to them.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)

Do you

fry them then?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

Damn it I don't make the brand name, I just cook em and eat em

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

spicey chicken and noodles

suprisingly good.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

Braw

But what is it today with everyone? Where's the chocolate?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)

given to the trick or treaters last night.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

Hiya lully 'pot !

I'm having a greek salady thing with some warmed up pittas, squishy danish and a hot chocolate with squirty cream and a flake on the top.

/is a piggywiggy

(

rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)

At last

A proper lunch with sweet things for pudding!
I hope you picked out the black olives. They are the devil's food but I am overlooking that because of:
1. The squishy danish
2. The hot chocolate
3. The squirty cream
4. THE FLAKE!

and so...

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)

Yay ! :)

(

rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

Those

are the Goatse hands, aren't they?

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

*sneaks up behind*

*puts lubey hands over Albert's eyes*

Guess who!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)

you are teh gayer

AICMFP

/jealous of sexy lunch blog

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

Nay

I am a laydee and therefore entitled to feel good girly fud !

so ner ;)

(

rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

quorn ham stuff and mayo

in sandwiches

i have a horrible feeling the bread is a bit stale

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)

Oh dear

If you have a toster handy I suggest you toast the bread.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

then throw the quorn away.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

I don't know yet

its a whole world of possibilities!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

It is!

It's all so exciting.
While you are waiting, buy an egg and tomato roll and a peanut butter kit-kat.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

egg

me no likeee!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

even though I am a diabetic and shouldn't eat them

i have to say the peanut butter kit-kats are all teh good.

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

Me too

But I had to sample one and thought "this is heaven".

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

the reason i ate one was because I was about to go hypo

and it made me want to go hypo more often!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)

Hahaha

Reminds me of when I was DJing at a party. I was told there would be food but there wasn't. Towards the end of the night I said to someone "I am diabetic and I think I need something quick, give me coke". So she shouted "quick, someone get Wendy some coke" and I have numerous offers of some new-fangled cola that came in white powder form.
/true blog

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

hahaha

ah, yes, that soluble kind! Brilliant.

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

yes very good

but doesn't solve the issue of what I'm going to eat!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)

Humous and roast veg baguette

(a brown one)

(

waxyone, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

I cannot fault that

Top lunch.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

a huge bacon cream cheese and grape

baguette from the deli and pie with coffee

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

That's a top baguette

but I am very curious about the pie. Details please.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

Mmmm softboiled eggs *drools*

I'm having ham sandwiches, mini cheddars, an apple and a funsize choccie bar left over from Hallowe'en. This will all be washed down with Ribena, yum!

(

in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

A well-rounded lunch

I suggest a little nap after that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

scones, butter and tea

that is all, and it's fantastic.

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

Oh yes

I believe you when you say it's fantastic!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

'Three plasters and the inside of a toilet roll'

kerazzey salad, an egg sammidge and a granny smith apple! Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

The correct number of plasters

I hope you licked the toilet roll. That's the best bit.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)

no . . . *blushes*

I saved it for you . . .
Mwwwah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)

I had braw soup

and two quarter pounder cheese burgers, the braw soup was rubbish so I poured that down the toilet. The braw soup woould not have been rubbish if I had made it though. I also had three cups of tea, 2 litres of water, a cup of tea, and two bananas.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)

It's a shame about the soup

I suppose we all know that making it yourself is the only way but occasionally we have to try other types just to confirm what we already knew.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)

Prawn mayo sarnies

79p from tesco, bargain!

Also, first time i've been able to post on b3ta at lunchtime for 2 weeks :¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

Prawn mayo sarnies are angel's food

Braw, braw and thrice braw!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)

Can anyone help me out?

As some of you are aware, I'm trying to get the 100plus zombies that I've drawn made in to a book.
I'm not after anything on the bestseller list, just looking for a way to collect the buggers together into
tidy little volume that I and anyone else who wants one can leave on a shelf to gather dust.
I've looked at loads of self publishing sites but none of them are quite right. Lulu is good but falls
down on the fact that the books would be at least 6x9inches which to me is far bigger than I was after.
So, can anyone recommend a self/publisher that can print on demand or offer me a good price on
maybe a 100 copies of a 5x5 inch (or there abouts) hardbacked kids book style zombie gallery.
Or are there any publishers reading who would just do it all for me as I'm probably too busy to do this properly!
_{thank you for your time, feel free to call me a whore or something now....}

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

fucking

yes. ill donate abrain or two

edit. why not make a comic book? you got the art right there!

could always try slave labor graphics, they are pretty good for indie comic ideas

(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

how many do you have?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

five

including the spleen of adolf hitler himself

(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

result!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

indeed

anyway is that zombie kurt cobain? if so then why doesnt he jsut get the message.

oh nevermind eh?

(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

I think he'd have less head

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

that courtney love eh?

eh? eh?

\coat

but the moral to this story is, if this was released then i would buy it, im a zombie loving whore

(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

Who published the B3ta Sick Jokes book?

Have you tried them?

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

no, this is my first attempt at being so attention seeking

does anyone have their number?
(my copy is stuck in Amazons pipe at the moment - does that mean sales are that good?)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

here's their site

but they're not a self-publisher

www.thefridayproject.co.uk/

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

ta muchly

I can always mail them and see if they're interested

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

Mine's stuck in the pipeline too.

The publisher is The Friday Project, they might be up for it.

EDIT: Aah. Wasp beat me to it.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

got mine from amazon

it arrived over a week ago.

wonder how much i could get on ebay

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

for your ~naughty~ ?

about a fiver

may be £6, if you lost the love handles

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

my what now?

pictures of my fat cock?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

i can't write the sweary words

it kicks me off the board if i do!!
:(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)

Really?

Did I miss something?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

i assumed it just stopped you seeing swears

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

fuck fuck fuckity fuck

bollocks cunt twat...

*har har*

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

play posted my copy on monday

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

I find this strange, I ordered mine via the amazon site,

but selected a copy from a company called dvd-rentals ,under the other options to buy, ordered it monday and it turned up this morning, in shiny wrapping!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

sounds dumb - but you could look into printing pocket books from iphoto

but maybe apple only do them in the states
www.apple.com/ilife/iphoto/features/books.html

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

also look at

iUniverse.com and trafford.com

and see what things are like - they put the books on amazon I think.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

ta, I'll check them over lunch

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

I also forgot to mention the yellow pages

you might find there is a press near you, and a call never hurts. Another thing is trendy book shops might have suggestions.

you could ask www.analogueshop.com/ they do loads of cute books, and there is a slim chance they could help you.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

you clearly know everything

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

not a bad idea

but a bit pricey

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

oh aye

after you make the tiny one 100 pages...

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

I got Caro one of those for her birthday

of all her bestest photos. They cost too much for any number greater than one though.

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Curis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

I was thinking it was a good idea...

maybe other online up places like klick do better offers. I might have a scout about.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

likewise I think

there's a flickr thing that lets you make a book of your photos...

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

WHORE!

Filthy, pox-ridden, street-walking SLUT. Bending over to lean through car windows, so you can see the "spiders legs" poking out of your grimy supermarket-bought polycotton knickers.
"Don't hurt, me, Daz!" you slur, as your hairy crack-dealing pimp draws his tattoed arm back, preparing a punch to your ribs where it won't show so much under your cheap, sequinned black minidress.

I'd buy it.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

that gives me

the ~~fear~~ HORN!

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

i may have an offer

that you can't refuse...........

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

hahahahahhahahahah

a match made in heaven.

Email my people, they'll email yours and then they can do lunch, or something.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

Why can't you just draw them all by hand

into notebooks. Eh?

/unhelpful

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

hahhahahahaha

each with their own individual animation personalise to the owner

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

no idea, but it sounds great!

*places order*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

i'm sitting to far from my screen to read that

so my answer is, they all say they dont like anal but after a while the tears stop and they stop protesting so much

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mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

You into small press comics at all?

Stuff like FutureQuake? I've always suspected you were, and thought you would have contacts through there.

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Curis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

no, I don't actually do this for any kind of living

(3d character animator by day, obsessive doodler by night)

Ta, I shall check them out

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

I wouldn't call you a whore

I think it's a brill idea

I don't know anything about publishing though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

i have had loads of photos made into a little coffee table style books using qoop.com and flickr

i think they are one off type things though, so not sure what they'd say
but you could always ask

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

sounds like the iPhoto one

I'll check, ta

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

You could make them 6x9 and double print them

and just cut them in half.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

I'd need to hire a ninja for the perfect slice though

and they can be a bit expensive

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

I was going to make a new user name

like a book slicing ninja, but I thought better of it.

Good luck with the book though mate.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

you're damn right i am

and i'm always flipping out as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

argh!

flipped out ninja!!!!!!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

Meh.

Who needs a perfect slice on a book about zombies?

Get a few work experience kids in to bite through them. The teeth marks will just add to the value.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

I'd buy one

but, I am 100% of teh useless with publishing skills and contacts. Sorry!

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McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

i work for a publishing company

i cant promise anything but its possible i could get it done on our account. i would need to know dimensions, page count, full/part colour etc and approx first run numbers. my email address is in my profile.

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gog, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

hmmm, this is the problem

I haven't really thought about numbers or anything like that, as I'm only thinking I'd want a copy and maybe a few mates.

I'll mail you, would be interesting to hear genuine costs

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

are you still doing them?

did you get my mail?

*bats eyelids*

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

yes I did, and yes I will, eventually

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

hooray!

thankingyoumuchlyinadvance

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

I'd buy it

your zombies are ACE

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

Looked at Comixpress?

www.comixpress.com/

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

yes, but I was really hoping for a hardback book

I have them on my second pass list.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

Ah, for the old days of Oz...

Woo, indeed!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

hahaha!!

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McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

hurrah!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

Hahaha

Needs more Chas 'n' Dave

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

haha

nicely done
woo

(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

huzzah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

Lions and Ti...

uh, oh my!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

ooh - a biorb - fancy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

roffle!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

i had 2 blaqck moors called roger and dudley

they died but i left them in the tank till i had 2 perfect little fish skeletons

woo

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mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

And a tank full of putrid stale fish water.

Noice.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

I got a new feesh at the weekend

he's a little sucker dude and spends most of his time eating the algae, he seems to like it

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

Is he a Plec?

I love Plecs

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

thats the chap

we had one ages ago but there wasn't enough algae to sustain him, so we've let it build up a bit this time.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

buy plec food

sinking wafers etc

they also eat cucumber, lettuce, raw potato, apples, carrots

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

I have 4 plecs

they're lovely

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

they need a tiny castle

or oversized model diver to hide behind.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Pffft

arf-age

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

awwwwwww, they should play Sardines instead

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

this makes me a little sad

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

I do hope he shares, I could do with a milkybar

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

i do not

understand

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

he presented a gameshow called shafted

where he did this action...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ86GYoxE0

Not sure what Milky Bars have to do with it though.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

not much..

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

and he got his BBC show axed by being a

racist moron who didn't know the difference between Arabs and Afghans.

He then set up a political party who hates all things European but could only get elected as a Member of the European Parliament. The sweet delicious irony of it.

Oh yes. Mustn't forget. He is a self obsessed cunt.

www.mr-shouty-trousers.com/Kilroy-Hasn-t-Fucked-Off-Yet-

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

What a cock...

him, not you!

really!

(jmaxi returned again on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

he'll shaft!

why no beer?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

too much drinking,

I have gone 3 months now...

*gasping for a pint*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

you brave man!

If I don't drink any Hoegaarden for 48 hours my body goes into shock.

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

the milkybar is strong and tough

/found this
well 2day i was in @ the fringe 2 c dara o brien he was absoloutly hilarious, and it turns out 1 ov the milkybar kids is in a diabetic coma, shok i no, but aniway me n ma cuz went in an met folk from his work who wer all pist by 4 wen we met em so we wer goin from pub 2 pub all day and andy an chris kept tryn 2 chat folk up which was hilarious cos andy was so pist he ended up chattin up this 80 year old i was on the floor by this point but aniwayi recomend the fringe 2 ani1 its a gd laf an sum o the street performrs r reli gd. sum more advice from me dont try 2 use a chip pan on a plane or have gin with oysters!!! we found the weirdest pub eva its cald the brass monkey and it has beds!!! yea i no weird but still funny

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

that must have taken you ages to write on your phone

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

www.google.com/search?q=%22the+milkybar+kids+is%22

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

omg, lol, etc

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

There are lots of words here

and no full stops. Could someone please translate it into one, grammatically correct sentence?

Thanks.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

I didn't write it

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)

eeeeuw

Milkybar from the sweaty mitts of that fella, no ta.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

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