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That is all.
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That is all.
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Cant b3ta be a bit subversive and start a new compo TODAY.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:07,
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that when we got to vote on it, and we picked 'What would Jesus do?' we got the best compo of recent months? Bring back the vote!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:10,
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and lets use this to handle the voting
www.aidansamuel.com/poll.php
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:14,
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www.aidansamuel.com/poll.php
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but it has been done quite a few times before this week
*cuts off genitals with rusty bread knife*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:07,
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*cuts off genitals with rusty bread knife*
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in terms of size and correct code.
But it has been done a good half dozen times already :)
For inspiration and checking to see what's already been covered always look at the Image Challenge page
www.b3ta.com/challenge/macca/
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:07,
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But it has been done a good half dozen times already :)
For inspiration and checking to see what's already been covered always look at the Image Challenge page
www.b3ta.com/challenge/macca/
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and then bathe in the warmth of being called a nazi
I love this world, its great
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:21,
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I love this world, its great
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Although now it's bindun three times by you alone!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:08,
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I'm sorry! I couldn't be arsed to look at every single entry to check if it had been done. I will next time. I will do something funnier.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:12,
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is use this website
www.glassco.cx
to search for things that have already been done. It's very clever, and can pick just about anything out.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:20,
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www.glassco.cx
to search for things that have already been done. It's very clever, and can pick just about anything out.
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got the coeedz correct
remembered to compo it
Well done!
Welcome aboard
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:09,
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remembered to compo it
Well done!
Welcome aboard
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They only flay you Once...
Then it's all just Vinegar in the wounds...
Welcome aboard!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:10,
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Then it's all just Vinegar in the wounds...
Welcome aboard!
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welcome, you'll get the hang of it.
then you'll get ignored.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:14,
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then you'll get ignored.
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They also tell the best version of The Aristocrats known to man :)
Edit: And at first I was trying to work out the use for Post-its that you were gonna find :D
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56,
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Edit: And at first I was trying to work out the use for Post-its that you were gonna find :D
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNpRpLrXLVw
Maybe little NSFW
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:59,
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Maybe little NSFW
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www.thearistocrats.com/
Check out the soundboard. I may even phone the local pizza dude with these.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:05,
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Check out the soundboard. I may even phone the local pizza dude with these.
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*woo*, by the way... ;)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:57,
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and woo to the pic too.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:58,
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*b'dum tsch!*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:02,
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Mimes are Bastard Cousins of Clowns...
Kill them to Bits...
With Hammers...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:06,
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Kill them to Bits...
With Hammers...
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Hey.. No need to Mime.. We've got a real Gallows...
Hurrah!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:16,
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Hurrah!
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what would a mimes death rattle sound like if at all! *ponders wistfully - hmmmmm*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:23,
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![meh](http://www.ftmm.com/b3ta/boggy.gif)
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its very similar to the toilet monster only without the "n"
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56,
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i accept my spelling mistake, i meant monster but know i think i might use moster more, it kinda rolls of the tounge better
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:58,
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*with fecal tendancies...
but we love you...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:49,
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but we love you...
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or not, as the case may be....
Edit: *mwah*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53,
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Edit: *mwah*
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It's like alcohol-free beer, I mean - what's the fucking point?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:54,
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I remember at uni we put decaff through high performance chromatography & found caffine, since then I have just assumed decaf is an excuse to make lower quality coffee but charge the same.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56,
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*mumbles something about Nestle making crap coffee as well*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:00,
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I drink Kenko which is a bit better. Now that i'm a grownup with a house I might buy a coffee machine (which I will never use because people dont).
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:08,
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Sadly, I have to deal with them in my worky-type role.... I hate them.
Buy a Krups coffee maker, and get some Mocha Sidamo from Waitrose. It's pretty bloody tops as far as ground coffee goes.
/caffeine addict blog
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:11,
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Buy a Krups coffee maker, and get some Mocha Sidamo from Waitrose. It's pretty bloody tops as far as ground coffee goes.
/caffeine addict blog
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Waitrose eh? i'll have to pretend to be posh or they wont let me in.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:21,
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/lowest common denominator blog
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:49,
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Super Duper Uber Uber Strong Coffee...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51,
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...but will make you sick if you're already well"...
*Buzz*
"Oh he must have been Well After All"
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53,
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*Buzz*
"Oh he must have been Well After All"
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that makes the patient jump up in the air as he/she is shocked with electricity
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:57,
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It Blasts the Fibs Out of the persons Body With Electricity.. Because they are Fibs they Lie to the Illness and say they are going to a Party and all the Sicky Germs follow them and the person is Wellified...
Unless they're Well in which case it fries up their Lungs...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:02,
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Unless they're Well in which case it fries up their Lungs...
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seeing as nobody as far as I can tell has used his name in this thread yet
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53,
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'cos i'm getting tired of not knowing what anything is about anymore.
i really must make more of an effort to keep up.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:46,
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i really must make more of an effort to keep up.
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at a live show on Friday night
His career is over
(although most people would say it was after Seinfelf stopped)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:43,
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His career is over
(although most people would say it was after Seinfelf stopped)
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his career was Seinfeld
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:44,
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Richards played the same venue the following evening without incident, but made no comment about his earlier tirade.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:48,
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he's apparently now 'banned' from the venue.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:22,
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Very very funny film it is too.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03,
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Conan the Librarian And Ghandi 2 - "Give me a steak, medium rare".
Classic!
tulsatvmemories.com/gbpics/wheelfsh.jpg
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:12,
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Classic!
tulsatvmemories.com/gbpics/wheelfsh.jpg
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiuFwmC4qdw&eurl=
for his explanation
or the actual thingy is here: www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&v=LgHj_YxyhGc
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:44,
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for his explanation
or the actual thingy is here: www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&v=LgHj_YxyhGc
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made me cringe too much
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:52,
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that his career is probably over.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:11,
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What is amazing is to read all the Righteous Indignation of hundreds of white liberal students on the YouTube comments board
Now THAT is funny
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he delivered it like a cunt.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:43,
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he very obviously set out to be viscious and offensive.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03,
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so I drawded a picture of my dog sitting under a tree on a sunny day
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even though the little bastard ate my headphones last night.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:24,
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even though the little bastard ate my headphones last night.
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and its sitting still, not rolling in shit
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:29,
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and so is your drawing.
I also have a rough coat Jack Russell but he's well over the "munchies" phase, thank (insert preferred deity).
What is his/her name?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:31,
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I also have a rough coat Jack Russell but he's well over the "munchies" phase, thank (insert preferred deity).
What is his/her name?
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He doesn’t eat much, I think its a separation anxiety thing, its when we go out (he was a rescue dog from the dogs trust)
oh, and his feet stink of cheese.
edit: whats your dog like?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:37,
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oh, and his feet stink of cheese.
edit: whats your dog like?
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he's quite "sane". He's not mental, very affectionate and doesn't dig.
He is a water-nut. I have a pool that is animal-safe (has a ledge all around for easy escape) so he spends a lot of time in it.
The only nasty thing about him is that he hates birds and I am ashamed to say has killed quite a few pigeons.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:45,
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He is a water-nut. I have a pool that is animal-safe (has a ledge all around for easy escape) so he spends a lot of time in it.
The only nasty thing about him is that he hates birds and I am ashamed to say has killed quite a few pigeons.
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Sounds a lot like Griff, he doesn’t dig and loves water, but we are not yet quite confident enough to let him off the lead, so he can only swim up to 8 meters away (long lead). I guess we will have to save up and turn the back garden in to a swimming pool.
Does he have cheesy feet?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:49,
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Does he have cheesy feet?
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Which is good because he sleeps on my bed :)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:52,
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We have a Jack Russell (black and tan, not wire haired) and his feet regularly smell of cheese, too.
Have you worked out why, yet?
We bath him and it's like two days later that he gets cheesy feet ...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:57,
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Have you worked out why, yet?
We bath him and it's like two days later that he gets cheesy feet ...
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... that dogs have the same foot bacteria that humans have, hence the cheesy feet.
Its not a problem, because my Bird actually likes it.
After he has had sardines for dinner, it creates quite a bouquet
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03,
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Its not a problem, because my Bird actually likes it.
After he has had sardines for dinner, it creates quite a bouquet
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i need a tablet.. the shitty laptop mousepad i use is annoying as fook.
you'll get your headphones back in a couple of days..
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:26,
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you'll get your headphones back in a couple of days..
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it is the law, didn't you read the instructions?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:27,
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but it's the stuff the cements us together.
Or something :)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:33,
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Or something :)
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is not graphics tablet.
We need clarification of the rules.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:29,
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We need clarification of the rules.
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on second thoughts.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:31,
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and i've never, nor will i ever, drawn a cdc with it.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:36,
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A) this is a tablet PC not a graphics tablet, so I don’t know if that rule applies
B) you get flames so much that you eyebrows never grow back from drawing a CDC these days (or that’s the impression I get anyway)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:30,
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B) you get flames so much that you eyebrows never grow back from drawing a CDC these days (or that’s the impression I get anyway)
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still, draw a CDC anyway, who cares, i'll back you up.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:31,
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all the shortcuts in the mario kart games.
The koopa trooper beach one on Mario Kart 64 is by far the most famous
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:39,
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The koopa trooper beach one on Mario Kart 64 is by far the most famous
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*punches nephew*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:43,
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EEEUUURRRGGH!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51,
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I'm sorry, but someone had to say it. It's quite teh woo!
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or is this a clever in joke I am not allowed to know about
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56,
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ever since I got back from holiday. I felt it was quite appropriate here.
summary: I like your picture
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:12,
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summary: I like your picture
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I thought I had my finger on the pulse of this sort of thing.
yes, particularly appropriate here.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:18,
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yes, particularly appropriate here.
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That made my day. I need to get out more.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:18,
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anybody got enough time to make this??
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:22,
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The most condescending bint that ever read the BBC news.
She's called Jan Leeming, and was referred to around the BBC as 'Screaming Leeming'
She is Neurotic, and mental and consequently her agent has arranged for her to go in this Jungle thingy on ITV.
Cant wait.
Apparently sh'es already making a cock of herself.
sorry for the rant but I FUCKING HATED HER when she read the news
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:22,
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She's called Jan Leeming, and was referred to around the BBC as 'Screaming Leeming'
She is Neurotic, and mental and consequently her agent has arranged for her to go in this Jungle thingy on ITV.
Cant wait.
Apparently sh'es already making a cock of herself.
sorry for the rant but I FUCKING HATED HER when she read the news
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I hate to admit that I know this, but I think its Jan Leaming from "I'm talentless, put me on reality TV".
Not quite sure why she's a celeb, I think she was the elephant that shat on the Blue Peter floor in 1967....
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:23,
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Not quite sure why she's a celeb, I think she was the elephant that shat on the Blue Peter floor in 1967....
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shook it out it did, all over Petra's statue.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:27,
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today I have been mostly working in the engineers office, so have not be about on teh board.
Thanks to bobs for the colour balance but here is today's offering:
![](http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b241/Chorizowagon/winterwind.jpg)
THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE THAT REPLIED I HAVE TO GO WORK :( SO CAN'T REPLY TO ALL!
follow on from yesterday's picture
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:08,
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Thanks to bobs for the colour balance but here is today's offering:
![](http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b241/Chorizowagon/winterwind.jpg)
THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE THAT REPLIED I HAVE TO GO WORK :( SO CAN'T REPLY TO ALL!
follow on from yesterday's picture
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tis blowy and windy like out... hence all the wintry pictures.
I have also been lazy and not riding to work, as its cold, and wind is not fun to ride in I kept getting blown into cars :(
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12,
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I have also been lazy and not riding to work, as its cold, and wind is not fun to ride in I kept getting blown into cars :(
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I don't drive, so I'm still walking about two miles and bussing the middle part...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:13,
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HAHAHAHAA
Wanking about two miles? :D
Manwife must be born tripod
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:14,
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Wanking about two miles? :D
Manwife must be born tripod
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*whistles*
Well, it gives me something to do on the way....
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:15,
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Well, it gives me something to do on the way....
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likey!
*edit* when are you going to do a HappyToast-esque manga-look-a-likey thing?
where people send you images of theyselves and you do luvverly animes of them :D
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:10,
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*edit* when are you going to do a HappyToast-esque manga-look-a-likey thing?
where people send you images of theyselves and you do luvverly animes of them :D
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I saw it the first time, no need to emboldifyness....hehehe
When I get time. Unfortunately I seem to be having less and less of that recently. Plus my art takes a long time if I want to do it properly, therefore it would take me ages to do everyone who wanted a picture.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16,
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When I get time. Unfortunately I seem to be having less and less of that recently. Plus my art takes a long time if I want to do it properly, therefore it would take me ages to do everyone who wanted a picture.
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I never get to be the animated victim of a mass bukkaking. Life is so unfair.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:22,
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I like the picture by the way..are they twins?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:10,
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no although I wouldn't mind having an adventure with Bender from futurama
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:27,
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This is the tightest sweater in the world. And it was about £60.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07,
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As it keeps riding up. so my belleh keeps getting all cold.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:14,
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:P
of course i jest!
*muffin hugs*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:20,
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of course i jest!
*muffin hugs*
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And luckily for you if that's a dig I don't get it ;-)
*is not fat, is buxom*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:23,
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*is not fat, is buxom*
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"have a drink on me"
ideally it should be given as a tip
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:15,
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ideally it should be given as a tip
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Or whatever your mind imagines!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16,
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It's as simple as that.
It's explained in my profile or one of the threads below!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:15,
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It's explained in my profile or one of the threads below!
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i didn't fight in two world wars to be going around giving tea bags away to all and sundry.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16,
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a few years ago i developed an allergy to the alchol, brings me out in a damn rash, even going to the pub requires a dose of antihistermene,
so you go for a drink with me, tea is what ya gets.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:25,
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so you go for a drink with me, tea is what ya gets.
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...er, I mean....nooOOooooOoooo *gets sliced*...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:23,
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in fear?
Edit - oh fine, everybody wants to run away wanking...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:06,
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Edit - oh fine, everybody wants to run away wanking...
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*Palms Wank into hands of Accomplice Pixie, who runs and hides it in his hiding place at the end of a rainbow, the Fabled 'Load of Old Wank'*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12,
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We were discussing my new film. Here is a piece of concept art for it.
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It's working title is "The Confounding Adventures of Steven Seagal is Holding a Big Gun and Being Shot At by a Helicopter with Feet as he Jumps his Flaming Monster Truck over a Ravine in which a Robot with a Pie for a Hand is Shooting At Him with Eye Lasers and there is also an Explosion over on the Left for No Good Reason, and there are also some Parachuters and a Very Tall Banana".
You may also notice that there is a penguin in a top hat in the corner doing a trick on his skateboard, but this has been cut from the final script.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:54,
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It's working title is "The Confounding Adventures of Steven Seagal is Holding a Big Gun and Being Shot At by a Helicopter with Feet as he Jumps his Flaming Monster Truck over a Ravine in which a Robot with a Pie for a Hand is Shooting At Him with Eye Lasers and there is also an Explosion over on the Left for No Good Reason, and there are also some Parachuters and a Very Tall Banana".
You may also notice that there is a penguin in a top hat in the corner doing a trick on his skateboard, but this has been cut from the final script.
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I'd prefer if they kept the original name
that would be ace
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00,
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that would be ace
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notmadewithwheatmadewithoatibix
or near enough. I think that's the best name for it. I'd keeping going in to shops to ask where they kept it.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04,
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or near enough. I think that's the best name for it. I'd keeping going in to shops to ask where they kept it.
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how can you justify cutting the penguin?
He *makes* the film.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56,
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He *makes* the film.
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You Mark my Words...
Ace pic!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57,
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Ace pic!
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I Do apologise Gentle-sir.. I seem to have come over all 'street'
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07,
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Arggghhh
*Sings song in head to avoid thinking 3 of 9 Pin 1 Number 1*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:17,
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*Sings song in head to avoid thinking 3 of 9 Pin 1 Number 1*
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It's been replaced by a bearded tortoise with wheels instead of legs. Directors have no respect for us scriptwriters.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58,
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he said it was crap, because he said Segal was too busy tuning his guitar to pay any attention
to the questions :) i've never really been a fan anyways
wow i'm in a talkative mood today
or should that be lonely....
:(
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57,
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to the questions :) i've never really been a fan anyways
wow i'm in a talkative mood today
or should that be lonely....
:(
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... he was in that shit film with Ja Rule in 2003 and he was like an animatronics puppet... the old fucker! I'd take him!
but thats cos i'm dead hard, an' that!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:03,
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but thats cos i'm dead hard, an' that!
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Penguins draw in a pretty big crowd, and last years customer survey said that people were really eager to see more penguins on skateboards on the big screen.
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would go to see that*
*unless Speilberg is directing it himself, in which case I wouldn't.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58,
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*unless Speilberg is directing it himself, in which case I wouldn't.
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....which will be rather strange to morph from a film into a box office.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:01,
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He's the heart of the film dammit!
Without the penquin the (assumed) scene with Scarlett Johanssen and the bottle of baby oil wont make sense...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:02,
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Without the penquin the (assumed) scene with Scarlett Johanssen and the bottle of baby oil wont make sense...
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to Steven Seagal takes LSD on a motherfucking plane.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04,
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Saw Bond on Saturday, pretty goddamned sweet if you ask me (although I note nobody did).
One thing though, the penguin's skateboard reminds me of a gherkin.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:14,
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One thing though, the penguin's skateboard reminds me of a gherkin.
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Is your Derek Acorah MisShape on your site? It's my favourite and I can't find it (want to show my papi, he hates Derek Acorah)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48,
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That's really odd, you just posted it and Aphex just linked it too...
God, I love this picture. It's definitely my favourite. Although if it's possible my manwife's more of a fan of you than I am, and he's not even a b3tan.
I may print this out for my fridge, if that's ok with you.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:03,
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God, I love this picture. It's definitely my favourite. Although if it's possible my manwife's more of a fan of you than I am, and he's not even a b3tan.
I may print this out for my fridge, if that's ok with you.
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You are the fluffiest. *knots* And you knows it, you cheeky minx.
the photo of you and cardme is on my myspace, so say if you want it deleted...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:06,
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the photo of you and cardme is on my myspace, so say if you want it deleted...
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That's super, I did spot it last week sometime, while I was perusing for knot fuel.
:D
*snuggle*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:09,
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:D
*snuggle*
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either definition.
She'll get me.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:11,
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She'll get me.
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but with paddles and feathers whilst she's blindfolded and wearing tiny latex underthings.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16,
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*toddles off humming*
Thanks Toast!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:21,
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Thanks Toast!
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So you're all getting satsumas. Adios!
BTW: woohaha to the pic
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:45,
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BTW: woohaha to the pic
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At a Christmas house party when I was about 15, I couldn't afford to buy my mates (male and female) presents, so I gave them oranges. I was ridiculed until I nearly cried.
What the fuck happened it being the thought that counts?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56,
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What the fuck happened it being the thought that counts?
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My grandad used to send out birthday cards with a teabag in them with the note "Have a drink on me."
/Wishes I got to know him better blog.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46,
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/Wishes I got to know him better blog.
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into the top pockets of taxi drivers with the same message.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46,
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As many people as we can get doing this.
Who's in?
Edit: We need a name...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:50,
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Who's in?
Edit: We need a name...
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Do we get a baj?
What's the name of the club then? The Ninja Badger Grandad club?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:54,
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What's the name of the club then? The Ninja Badger Grandad club?
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But as CEO I'm looking for a marketing rep (to make a badge) and a brand leader to come up with a name.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:55,
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I think the ninja grandad club is a good name though.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56,
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Our mission: To give out as many teabags and the suchlike with the message "Have a drink on me" as possible!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57,
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You've got to order someone to make a baj, Mr President.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58,
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I spoke of it earlier. I went to Wacken Death Metal festival witha few people I knew, and we left a crate of Leffe out in the sun on the hottest day of 2004.
It was like tea, and not very nice. The owners of the beer drank it anyway, but I fucked off to the beer tent for cheap litres of Lowenbrau.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52,
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It was like tea, and not very nice. The owners of the beer drank it anyway, but I fucked off to the beer tent for cheap litres of Lowenbrau.
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especially when it's just because you forgot you'd
made a cup, and just how long ago it was, and you glug
it back expecting that sexualy warm goodness to fill your plug hole
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:49,
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made a cup, and just how long ago it was, and you glug
it back expecting that sexualy warm goodness to fill your plug hole
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And 'tis Very Nasty to offer somebody somebody who is gasping a Refreshing cuppa.. But then make it with cold water and watch their Face Drop...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:51,
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never!
have you?
you big meanie
i'd never forgive such a heinous trick
tea is my life!
i'd happily become a tee-totaler if they sold tea and spliffs in pubs :)
same trick - different methods:
it's also fun to substitute salt for sugar
i did this by accident once for the new landlord
at our local when i used to work behind the bar
he really never believed me that i never meant to....
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53,
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have you?
you big meanie
i'd never forgive such a heinous trick
tea is my life!
i'd happily become a tee-totaler if they sold tea and spliffs in pubs :)
same trick - different methods:
it's also fun to substitute salt for sugar
i did this by accident once for the new landlord
at our local when i used to work behind the bar
he really never believed me that i never meant to....
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don't toy with me.
I love Holland. Their bog standard grass fucks me beyond all recognition (and I have quite a high tolerance) and their coffee is lovely. and the orange juice is fresh squeezed, a lot of the time.
Poifect.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:55,
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I love Holland. Their bog standard grass fucks me beyond all recognition (and I have quite a high tolerance) and their coffee is lovely. and the orange juice is fresh squeezed, a lot of the time.
Poifect.
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They REALLY REALLY deserved it...
...and the look on the face was worth many Shiny Pounds...
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00,
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...and the look on the face was worth many Shiny Pounds...
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Tetley's - at any temperature - is horrible.
Anyway, who the fuck drinks hot beer?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07,
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Anyway, who the fuck drinks hot beer?
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The perfect thing on a cold winters day
May have to nip downstairs & have a few ;)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46,
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May have to nip downstairs & have a few ;)
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I hate it when you think of something really hideous and it turns out already to exist
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:54,
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when the picture doesn't want to be drawn
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my site | flash animations | image gallery | blog
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:43,
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![](http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/eclectechlogo.gif)
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though personally i wouldn't leave the paintbrush behind.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:49,
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reminds me of those old Kenny Everett Maurice Mimer sketches (y'know the ones accompanied by the Moog version of 'Wachet Auf')
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![](http://www.thestarglider.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/challenge/Bee.png)
Sorry for crapness of edges! Still getting to grips with it!
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us the handles, they make everything so much better
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:31,
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since everything between the edges is just a plain field of colour?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:39,
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Utter bugger.
Nice first attempt!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44,
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Nice first attempt!
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that's why i've never vectored a full pic.
i'd love to do this one
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48,
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i'd love to do this one
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This is why I gave up tracing stuff and just stuck with hand-drawn pics :)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:54,
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they drive me kerazzzy.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56,
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and just turn it in the opposite direction to where you think it should go.
ALWAYS works.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:59,
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ALWAYS works.
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I haven't got a bloody clue about vector thingies
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:32,
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Haven't got a clue about vectors? You need my easy to follow step-by-step guide:
![I don't usually wear this much eyeliner...](http://www.dooberywhatsit.com//files/vectorise_small.gif)
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![I don't usually wear this much eyeliner...](http://www.dooberywhatsit.com//files/vectorise_small.gif)
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Don't worry about it! She'll love the compliment! (Yes, she does read this board too!)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:42,
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But I ams a lazy
Also, although I have Illustrator it scares me muchly :(
And how are you sir on this shitty day?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:38,
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Also, although I have Illustrator it scares me muchly :(
And how are you sir on this shitty day?
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Apart from being at work, obviously.
I'm not having a shitty day, which is a good thing.
Are you well? Is it the day that's shitty, or your mood?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:40,
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I'm not having a shitty day, which is a good thing.
Are you well? Is it the day that's shitty, or your mood?
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just the weather..
I am quite happy - though my boiler blew up again at 2:30 this morning
Thankfully they sent an engineer round first thing :)
Still, it's the least they could do seeing as it was only fixed on FRIDAY!!!
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I am quite happy - though my boiler blew up again at 2:30 this morning
Thankfully they sent an engineer round first thing :)
Still, it's the least they could do seeing as it was only fixed on FRIDAY!!!
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labelled "trace". job done.
'Noon chunders!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:42,
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'Noon chunders!
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Ashally, I think I may have unistalled it.
May have to give it another go.
But if I start producing quality vectors, what would happen to my reputation for utter shite?
:(
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:45,
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May have to give it another go.
But if I start producing quality vectors, what would happen to my reputation for utter shite?
:(
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*snot-filled head induced cuntiness
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47,
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Looks like she's about to lamp me for staring at her boobs.
This happens a lot
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:34,
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This happens a lot
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Strange, famous game yet only one Starglider. Are you trademarked or something?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:38,
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not considered changing back after ladies day?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:41,
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I demand you break out your fiddle and make this song happen.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48,
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I was considering organizing a b3ta music fest some time next year. I wonder how many other musicians there are who'd want to play?
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I don't play, but can do a good impression of a hippo mating a moose
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I'd have to see what the other members of the band say.
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![meh](http://www.ftmm.com/b3ta/splot.jpg)
Anyone want anything from Pret?
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You can lure him out with a lousy pun.... :-)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:20,
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So you do like water fowl?
I don't know why I care, it's not like I'm a duck or anything, but it's good to know. Just in case I buy you a grebe or something.
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I don't know why I care, it's not like I'm a duck or anything, but it's good to know. Just in case I buy you a grebe or something.
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*in a Jarvis Cocker voice*
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Cheers.
Oh, and hello you!
Oh, and nice shoppage!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17,
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Oh, and hello you!
Oh, and nice shoppage!
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How's everything?
And I mean EVERYTHING!
*Waits for very long answer*
Edit: Will a Hot Jalapeno Chicken wrap do if they have run out?
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And I mean EVERYTHING!
*Waits for very long answer*
Edit: Will a Hot Jalapeno Chicken wrap do if they have run out?
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Life, the Universe and Everything (1982, ISBN 0-345-39182-9) is the third book in the five-volume Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy science fiction series by Douglas Adams. The title refers to the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
The story was originally written by Adams as a possible film outing for the Doctor Who television series (with Tom Baker as the Doctor), although it was never produced. It was later considered as a plotline for the second series of the Hitchhiker's TV series.
A radio adaptation of Life, the Universe and Everything was recorded in 2003 under the guidance of Dirk Maggs, starring the surviving members of the cast of the original Hitchhiker's radio series. Adams himself, at his own suggestion, makes a cameo appearance; due to his death before production began on the series, this was achieved by sampling his character's dialogue from an audio book of the novel read by Adams that was published in the 1990s. The radio adaptation debuted on BBC Radio 4 in September 2004.
This book is the only in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series to have been censored in its U.S. edition. An extensive but still incomplete list of the changes between the two versions can be found on an archived web page (warning: contains spoilers). Possibly the most famous example of censorship is in Chapter 21, which in the UK edition mentions that a Rory was an award for the most gratuitous use of the word fuck in a serious screenplay. In the US edition, this was changed to "Belgium" and the text from the original radio series describing "Belgium" as the most offensive word in the galaxy is reused. It should further be noted that translations of this novel, and the 2004 radio series, derive from the UK edition ("Scheisse" ["shit"] is used in the German edition, and "f**e" in the Romanian, for example), and thus omit the description of "Belgium."
[edit] Plot summary
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
Having chosen to spend his time to the fullest being stranded on pre-historic Earth by going insane, the unfortunate Arthur Dent is sidetracked by the sudden reappearance of Ford Prefect. Prefect pulls him through an eddy in the space-time continuum (cleverly disguised as an anachronistic sofa) and into Lord's Cricket Ground a day before the Vogons are to destroy the Earth. Unfortunately, the pitch is about to be the scene of a shocking act of intergalactic terrorism. A ship lands and a squad of robots steals The Ashes while wreaking havoc in what seems to be an obscene parody of cricket. Slartibartfast, former award-winning designer of fjords, arrives too late to stop the violence, but asks Ford and Arthur to help him.
On Slartibartfast's ship, powered by the awe-inspiring Bistromathic drive, Arthur learns the history of Krikkit. Long ago, the inhabitants of Krikkit were a quaint, peaceful people. Their planet and sun had been encircled by an immense dust cloud as long as they could remember; since they couldn't see the stars, they had never considered the possibility of life outside their home. When a spaceship screamed through the dust cloud and crash-landed on Krikkit, the Krikkiters were traumatised beyond words. After confirming the existence of a universe outside of their dust cloud, the only course of action, they decided, was to build a fleet with which to destroy it. They launched a fleet of warships and robots to slaughter every other species; they were defeated after a long and bloody war and the people of Krikkit were sentenced by galactic judge Judiciary Pag to be sealed within a Slo-Time envelope until the rest of the universe died out naturally. (The British sport of cricket, as it turns out, came about as the result of a vague interspecies collective unconscious memory; everyone else in the universe with knowledge of the Krikkit Wars is quite disgusted by how the humans turned it into a sport.)
Somehow a lone Krikkit warship has escaped the envelope and is looking for the three stumps and two bails that will form the Wikkit Gate; this is the key that will unlock the Slo-Time envelope and release the Krikkiters to complete their genocidal mission.
While pursuing the Krikkit ship, Arthur is somehow diverted to a dark cave where an angry creature confronts him. This creature, who calls himself Agrajag, has been killed by Arthur hundreds of times in various reincarnations. He was a rabbit killed by Arthur on prehistoric Earth; he was a fly swatted by Arthur; he died of a heart attack when Arthur materialised in the middle of a cricket match he was watching; he was the bowl of petunias suddenly called into existence several miles above the surface of Magrathea. After many of these deaths, he began to notice that the person who dispatched him looked familiar and eventually formed a consciousness that spanned his various lives. Agrajag finally managed a reincarnation in one final hideous form and constructed a Cathedral of Hate, where he has brought Arthur to kill him. While recounting his many murders at Arthur's hands, however, he mentions an assassination attempt on Stavromula Beta that missed Arthur and hit him. Arthur stammers that he's never been there, and Agrajag realises that he's brought Arthur to the Cathedral too soon. He attempts to kill Arthur anyway, and suffers yet another accidental death at Arthur's hands. While fleeing from the collapsing cave, Arthur discovers the knack of flying: keep your mind so occupied that you forget to hit the ground when you fall. He soars jubilantly until he is hit in the small of his back by a flying party, where he rejoins Ford and Slartibartfast. The party is the location of the "Silver Bail" portion of the key, which is also lost to the robots.
The group completely fails to stop the Krikkit war party from reconstructing the Key and opening the envelope. However, the Krikkiters seem to have lost their bloodthirstiness over the centuries. As it happens, the dust cloud was actually the pulverised remains of Hactar, a supercomputer built by the Silastic Armorfiends. Hactar was originally tasked by the warlike Armorfiends with creating a weapon of ultimate destruction that would cause every sun in the universe to go supernova simultaneously. Shocked, Hactar did as asked but designed a small flaw into the device. It hoped that when the weapon failed to destroy all of existence, the Armorfiends would see the folly of their ways and turn to a life of peace. Instead, they blasted Hactar into molecules before finding entirely new ways of killing each other. Hactar's construction was such that every molecule retained a bit of its "consciousness", however, and even in its unconventional state was still functional. As the Armorfiends died out and gave way to the peaceful Krikkiters, Hactar resolved to complete its original task. Through centuries of subtle influence, it guided the psychological development of the inhabitants of Krikkit before fabricating a mockup of a ship to inspire their xenophobia. In the wake of the original Krikkit Wars, however, the Slo-Time envelope blocked Hactar's influence and allowed the Krikkiters to return to their peaceful ways.
With the universe seemingly saved, Ford, Arthur and Slartibartfast return The Ashes (which had been, as the Wooden Pillar of Nature and Spirituality, part of the Wikkit Gate). Arthur can't resist his only opportunity to bowl a ball at Lord's; he finds a red ball in his pouch and a batsman obligingly stands before a wicket. As he begins to bowl, time slows and he realises several things. First, he never had a cricket ball in his pouch, and it must certainly be Hactar's doomsday weapon, surreptitiously placed there by the supercomputer. Second, the batsman is in fact a Krikkit robot, and if it manages to strike the ball, it will detonate the bomb and destroy the universe. Distracted by all of these thoughts, Arthur trips and begins flying again, sending the weapon sailing harmlessly off into the distance.
Life, the Universe and Everything is the last book in the series to feature the characters of Zaphod Beeblebrox and Slartibartfast.
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The story was originally written by Adams as a possible film outing for the Doctor Who television series (with Tom Baker as the Doctor), although it was never produced. It was later considered as a plotline for the second series of the Hitchhiker's TV series.
A radio adaptation of Life, the Universe and Everything was recorded in 2003 under the guidance of Dirk Maggs, starring the surviving members of the cast of the original Hitchhiker's radio series. Adams himself, at his own suggestion, makes a cameo appearance; due to his death before production began on the series, this was achieved by sampling his character's dialogue from an audio book of the novel read by Adams that was published in the 1990s. The radio adaptation debuted on BBC Radio 4 in September 2004.
This book is the only in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series to have been censored in its U.S. edition. An extensive but still incomplete list of the changes between the two versions can be found on an archived web page (warning: contains spoilers). Possibly the most famous example of censorship is in Chapter 21, which in the UK edition mentions that a Rory was an award for the most gratuitous use of the word fuck in a serious screenplay. In the US edition, this was changed to "Belgium" and the text from the original radio series describing "Belgium" as the most offensive word in the galaxy is reused. It should further be noted that translations of this novel, and the 2004 radio series, derive from the UK edition ("Scheisse" ["shit"] is used in the German edition, and "f**e" in the Romanian, for example), and thus omit the description of "Belgium."
[edit] Plot summary
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
Having chosen to spend his time to the fullest being stranded on pre-historic Earth by going insane, the unfortunate Arthur Dent is sidetracked by the sudden reappearance of Ford Prefect. Prefect pulls him through an eddy in the space-time continuum (cleverly disguised as an anachronistic sofa) and into Lord's Cricket Ground a day before the Vogons are to destroy the Earth. Unfortunately, the pitch is about to be the scene of a shocking act of intergalactic terrorism. A ship lands and a squad of robots steals The Ashes while wreaking havoc in what seems to be an obscene parody of cricket. Slartibartfast, former award-winning designer of fjords, arrives too late to stop the violence, but asks Ford and Arthur to help him.
On Slartibartfast's ship, powered by the awe-inspiring Bistromathic drive, Arthur learns the history of Krikkit. Long ago, the inhabitants of Krikkit were a quaint, peaceful people. Their planet and sun had been encircled by an immense dust cloud as long as they could remember; since they couldn't see the stars, they had never considered the possibility of life outside their home. When a spaceship screamed through the dust cloud and crash-landed on Krikkit, the Krikkiters were traumatised beyond words. After confirming the existence of a universe outside of their dust cloud, the only course of action, they decided, was to build a fleet with which to destroy it. They launched a fleet of warships and robots to slaughter every other species; they were defeated after a long and bloody war and the people of Krikkit were sentenced by galactic judge Judiciary Pag to be sealed within a Slo-Time envelope until the rest of the universe died out naturally. (The British sport of cricket, as it turns out, came about as the result of a vague interspecies collective unconscious memory; everyone else in the universe with knowledge of the Krikkit Wars is quite disgusted by how the humans turned it into a sport.)
Somehow a lone Krikkit warship has escaped the envelope and is looking for the three stumps and two bails that will form the Wikkit Gate; this is the key that will unlock the Slo-Time envelope and release the Krikkiters to complete their genocidal mission.
While pursuing the Krikkit ship, Arthur is somehow diverted to a dark cave where an angry creature confronts him. This creature, who calls himself Agrajag, has been killed by Arthur hundreds of times in various reincarnations. He was a rabbit killed by Arthur on prehistoric Earth; he was a fly swatted by Arthur; he died of a heart attack when Arthur materialised in the middle of a cricket match he was watching; he was the bowl of petunias suddenly called into existence several miles above the surface of Magrathea. After many of these deaths, he began to notice that the person who dispatched him looked familiar and eventually formed a consciousness that spanned his various lives. Agrajag finally managed a reincarnation in one final hideous form and constructed a Cathedral of Hate, where he has brought Arthur to kill him. While recounting his many murders at Arthur's hands, however, he mentions an assassination attempt on Stavromula Beta that missed Arthur and hit him. Arthur stammers that he's never been there, and Agrajag realises that he's brought Arthur to the Cathedral too soon. He attempts to kill Arthur anyway, and suffers yet another accidental death at Arthur's hands. While fleeing from the collapsing cave, Arthur discovers the knack of flying: keep your mind so occupied that you forget to hit the ground when you fall. He soars jubilantly until he is hit in the small of his back by a flying party, where he rejoins Ford and Slartibartfast. The party is the location of the "Silver Bail" portion of the key, which is also lost to the robots.
The group completely fails to stop the Krikkit war party from reconstructing the Key and opening the envelope. However, the Krikkiters seem to have lost their bloodthirstiness over the centuries. As it happens, the dust cloud was actually the pulverised remains of Hactar, a supercomputer built by the Silastic Armorfiends. Hactar was originally tasked by the warlike Armorfiends with creating a weapon of ultimate destruction that would cause every sun in the universe to go supernova simultaneously. Shocked, Hactar did as asked but designed a small flaw into the device. It hoped that when the weapon failed to destroy all of existence, the Armorfiends would see the folly of their ways and turn to a life of peace. Instead, they blasted Hactar into molecules before finding entirely new ways of killing each other. Hactar's construction was such that every molecule retained a bit of its "consciousness", however, and even in its unconventional state was still functional. As the Armorfiends died out and gave way to the peaceful Krikkiters, Hactar resolved to complete its original task. Through centuries of subtle influence, it guided the psychological development of the inhabitants of Krikkit before fabricating a mockup of a ship to inspire their xenophobia. In the wake of the original Krikkit Wars, however, the Slo-Time envelope blocked Hactar's influence and allowed the Krikkiters to return to their peaceful ways.
With the universe seemingly saved, Ford, Arthur and Slartibartfast return The Ashes (which had been, as the Wooden Pillar of Nature and Spirituality, part of the Wikkit Gate). Arthur can't resist his only opportunity to bowl a ball at Lord's; he finds a red ball in his pouch and a batsman obligingly stands before a wicket. As he begins to bowl, time slows and he realises several things. First, he never had a cricket ball in his pouch, and it must certainly be Hactar's doomsday weapon, surreptitiously placed there by the supercomputer. Second, the batsman is in fact a Krikkit robot, and if it manages to strike the ball, it will detonate the bomb and destroy the universe. Distracted by all of these thoughts, Arthur trips and begins flying again, sending the weapon sailing harmlessly off into the distance.
Life, the Universe and Everything is the last book in the series to feature the characters of Zaphod Beeblebrox and Slartibartfast.
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And in response to Mr Gruntfuttock - yes indeed, that'll be fab if there's no all-day brekkie =)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:33,
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[edit] how rude, woo to the pun
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Oh, and some overpriced, slightly righteous sandwiches please.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18,
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I did read it, and it still won't work :( I tried the
- that is what I want to post!
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11,
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You need the file.
it'll say .jpg or .gif or whatever on the end.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12,
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it'll say .jpg or .gif or whatever on the end.
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although its probably that you need to login...
*edit*
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13,
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*edit*
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... pages like asp, jsp etc. can output more than just HTML, they can output images, excel docs etc.... the linked page should have found their local copy of the image and output it but its probably cos we aren't logged into bebo....
:-/
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18,
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:-/
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host it somewhere else
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12,
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use one of the other hosting sites like Warren's anus or something
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13,
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![](http://emvee.goldenfanjita.com/images/nuns.gif)
[edit] I was looking for a good thread to jack...I'm taking my girl out tonight, anyone got any good suggestions for something to do?
Central London and environs
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Go up a hill somewhere and watch the lights come on. If it's not already dark.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13,
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Tonight I am holding a demonstration of the art smegma modelling in Soho.
I plan to create a scale model of St Paul's on the top of me bellend and then destroy it with a foreskin tsunami.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17,
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I plan to create a scale model of St Paul's on the top of me bellend and then destroy it with a foreskin tsunami.
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hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
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hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:10,
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hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
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with the bird and a hippo that slept together were a little worrying?
Does anyone actually know what the hell I'm on about?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11,
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Does anyone actually know what the hell I'm on about?
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I'll help . . .
you need to put a pointy bracket pointing left, then type img src= then paste your pics url then put a pointy bracket pointing right
![THEN LEARN TO FECKING READ!](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UwD5AgsbtZ2tUfPQaLs9BTMHZGzVSRARy45lpLaGn1BJIfhjOwLCAppQUI4YI7aFWMf5CtMbYuRtt36vatrQJlemPWwlWUztsLkP9OdEO9imxHA06qnH216OXfifjh0L/brian_text.gif)
![Gerroff my hat, you hat poker!](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwAQA0YZfg*A6sDy5jd4rcN*n9vAd5QvuokMBv4QOX1lOMq7MEaHeoTSsdLLgTv4xx!I5jRGuEj2V2c5CaYKIq4FsIwxL38r5BNHja33zY1YQOSrwxkg4g/Bowler.gif)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11,
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you need to put a pointy bracket pointing left, then type img src= then paste your pics url then put a pointy bracket pointing right
![THEN LEARN TO FECKING READ!](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UwD5AgsbtZ2tUfPQaLs9BTMHZGzVSRARy45lpLaGn1BJIfhjOwLCAppQUI4YI7aFWMf5CtMbYuRtt36vatrQJlemPWwlWUztsLkP9OdEO9imxHA06qnH216OXfifjh0L/brian_text.gif)
![Gerroff my hat, you hat poker!](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwAQA0YZfg*A6sDy5jd4rcN*n9vAd5QvuokMBv4QOX1lOMq7MEaHeoTSsdLLgTv4xx!I5jRGuEj2V2c5CaYKIq4FsIwxL38r5BNHja33zY1YQOSrwxkg4g/Bowler.gif)
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and asked for directions?
Cos thats what you just did there.
But I'll be nice.
1) did you host it somewhere? www.b3tards.com
2)did you use the appropriate tags as shown in the FAQ?
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11,
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Cos thats what you just did there.
But I'll be nice.
1) did you host it somewhere? www.b3tards.com
2)did you use the appropriate tags as shown in the FAQ?
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www.b3ta.com/uploader
'edit may be NSFW unless you work in the porn industry.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11,
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'edit may be NSFW unless you work in the porn industry.
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copy the image's url and paste it into that bit o' code above, where it says to.
;-)
Everyone's gits, don't worry. Except Mr The Hat, who is infact a fwuffy prince of the highest order. And the weasel, who is infact a cuddly wee vole.
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;-)
Everyone's gits, don't worry. Except Mr The Hat, who is infact a fwuffy prince of the highest order. And the weasel, who is infact a cuddly wee vole.
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I shall edit, like the ninjer bird I am. WAAAAAA. {---ninjer speak.
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14,
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ahem :( am I not fluffy enough for you any more
*big tear rolls down cheek*
I've only been gone all day and you've forgotten me :(
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00,
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*big tear rolls down cheek*
I've only been gone all day and you've forgotten me :(
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only posted it as replies to dodgy threads a couple of times, didn't think it deserved its own thread :o)
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ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/vvtony/wooyaysetc/muthafkinhipos.gif)
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Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17,
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![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/vvtony/wooyaysetc/muthafkinhipos.gif)
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you need to right click on the image and copy and select the properties rather than the web address.
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Oh no, what have you done?! How embarrassing! Sorry for all the confusion and ineptness before. I really don't understand about threads and stuff. Apart from that I should never, ever start a new one again. Please delete horrible photo!!!
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