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Please don't shout at me if I have done this wrong again?!!

(lucifer_84, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

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That is all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

When does this whole Mccuntney thing end.

Cant b3ta be a bit subversive and start a new compo TODAY.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)

Seconded.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)

Am I the only one to think

that when we got to vote on it, and we picked 'What would Jesus do?' we got the best compo of recent months? Bring back the vote!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

^ this with big ole bells on it.

and lets use this to handle the voting

www.aidansamuel.com/poll.php

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

when he dies

*prays for speedy conclusion!*

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

Happiness is a warm gun.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)

maybe not so much as 'wrong'

but it has been done quite a few times before this week

*cuts off genitals with rusty bread knife*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)

You've done it right

in terms of size and correct code.

But it has been done a good half dozen times already :)
For inspiration and checking to see what's already been covered always look at the Image Challenge page
www.b3ta.com/challenge/macca/

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)

^ This is the kind of fluffy reply I want to see more of

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)

Its how I always reply

and then bathe in the warmth of being called a nazi

I love this world, its great

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)

I noticed that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)

cunt

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)

Ha!

LOL'd at that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)

That is better.

Although now it's bindun three times by you alone!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

Sniff, sob

I'm sorry! I couldn't be arsed to look at every single entry to check if it had been done. I will next time. I will do something funnier.

(lucifer_84, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

you know what to do now

keep going!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)

The cocks of glass are your friend

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)

what he actually means

is use this website
www.glassco.cx
to search for things that have already been done. It's very clever, and can pick just about anything out.

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)

*comforts*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)

correct size

got the coeedz correct
remembered to compo it
Well done!
Welcome aboard

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

They're all Pussycats Really...

They only flay you Once...
Then it's all just Vinegar in the wounds...

Welcome aboard!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

^most of this^

welcome, you'll get the hang of it.
then you'll get ignored.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

got there in the end ;)

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

At last someone's found a use for them.

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Ian Woosnam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

Arf!

They also tell the best version of The Aristocrats known to man :)

Edit: And at first I was trying to work out the use for Post-its that you were gonna find :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

This is a close second.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNpRpLrXLVw

Maybe little NSFW

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)

that is very funny

cheers.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

The film is amazing.

www.thearistocrats.com/

Check out the soundboard. I may even phone the local pizza dude with these.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

What, Old women with suspicious knitted leggings?

*woo*, by the way... ;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)

i love crochet, i think it's long overdue a revival.

and woo to the pic too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)

I do too, but I just can't get the hang of the mallets...

*b'dum tsch!*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)

pfft

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

haha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

that picture scares me deeply

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)

Aargh!

Kill them all! With bears!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

Hahahaha!

Mimes are great!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

Where's the Police Brutality when you need it...

Mimes are Bastard Cousins of Clowns...
Kill them to Bits...
With Hammers...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

"..."

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

hahahahaha-have another....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

Now that is Good...

Hey.. No need to Mime.. We've got a real Gallows...
Hurrah!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)

i wonder now

what would a mimes death rattle sound like if at all! *ponders wistfully - hmmmmm*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)

...why, I ask myself, does strong coffee make me think of things like this?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)

oooo

coffie induced toilet moster

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)

moster?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

as in 'the hoster with the moster' ?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

yes, you've never heard of the toilet moster?

its very similar to the toilet monster only without the "n"

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

I see,

Mnnnnngh! :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

ok ok ok

i accept my spelling mistake, i meant monster but know i think i might use moster more, it kinda rolls of the tounge better

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)

hehe - your tounge?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)

lol mayb

or yours, which ever you like :)

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)

*is groomed*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)

because you are a caffeine addicted nonce*?

*with fecal tendancies...

but we love you...

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)

Gadzooks, Sir! You may be right!

or not, as the case may be....

Edit: *mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)

Jeebus

stick to decaf (although it does taste like shit)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)

Just can't quite bring myself to drink decaf

It's like alcohol-free beer, I mean - what's the fucking point?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

I quite agree

I remember at uni we put decaff through high performance chromatography & found caffine, since then I have just assumed decaf is an excuse to make lower quality coffee but charge the same.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

Sounds about right, actually

*mumbles something about Nestle making crap coffee as well*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)

Nescafe is naff

I drink Kenko which is a bit better. Now that i'm a grownup with a house I might buy a coffee machine (which I will never use because people dont).

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

Too right.

Sadly, I have to deal with them in my worky-type role.... I hate them.

Buy a Krups coffee maker, and get some Mocha Sidamo from Waitrose. It's pretty bloody tops as far as ground coffee goes.

/caffeine addict blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)

Ta, have made note of said product

Waitrose eh? i'll have to pretend to be posh or they wont let me in.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)

I wouldn't worry - they let me in.....

/lowest common denominator blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)

its not just strong coffee...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)

do this to all kittens.

/enrage b3ta 101

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

I've often wondered this

as it does the same to me

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)

I hearby Issue you with a prescription for:

Super Duper Uber Uber Strong Coffee...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

50 mg

STAT

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

"Get Me the Machine that makes Sick people Well,

...but will make you sick if you're already well"...

*Buzz*

"Oh he must have been Well After All"

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)

you mean the defibrelator

(i think)

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

I Thought that was a Lie Detector...?

(Removes 'Fibs')

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

I'm on about the flappy heart paddle thing

that makes the patient jump up in the air as he/she is shocked with electricity

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)

Thats the Biscuit!

It Blasts the Fibs Out of the persons Body With Electricity.. Because they are Fibs they Lie to the Illness and say they are going to a Party and all the Sicky Germs follow them and the person is Wellified...

Unless they're Well in which case it fries up their Lungs...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)

A Tazer?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

*makes strong coffee*

hmm

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)

this is the second time i've seen summat like this... whats going on here?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

i've only seen it the once.

but i was wondering the same.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

He was heckled and was offensive in return - very offensive - it's worth watching, the way the black guy shouts racist remarks at him for being racist is worth a chuckle.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

real life or on the show?

*edit* ahhhhh

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

real life

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

who is he?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

some dude

from tv

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

so nobody of any value then?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

not that I know of

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

still don't know who he is though

seeing as nobody as far as I can tell has used his name in this thread yet

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmo_Kramer

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

ah, thanks

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

oh yes

that is him

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

i'm glad it was you that asked that.

'cos i'm getting tired of not knowing what anything is about anymore.

i really must make more of an effort to keep up.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)

I don't think he's very important

or I'd know who he is

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

cracker-ass

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

He made some ridiculously stupid racist comments

at a live show on Friday night

His career is over
(although most people would say it was after Seinfelf stopped)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

as the people in the crowd pointed out

his career was Seinfeld

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

he will always be the bow-tie killer from PROBLEM CHILD to me!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)

Richards played the same venue the following evening without incident, but made no comment about his earlier tirade.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

but since the story broke and the press went batshit,

he's apparently now 'banned' from the venue.

(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)

^THIS^

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

Lacrobat

in "whoops apocalype"

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

Did he play that...?

Wow.. Misjudged him...
(hehe)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)

HAHA

I forgot that! scary scary man

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

Oh yeah!

Well remembered!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

me too!

That was a fucking funny film.

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)

He was also in Weird Al Yankovic's film UHF

Very very funny film it is too.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

Wheel of FIIIIISSSHHHHHHHHH!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

Think my faves where -

Conan the Librarian And Ghandi 2 - "Give me a steak, medium rare".
Classic!

tulsatvmemories.com/gbpics/wheelfsh.jpg

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

Kramer is a racist

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiuFwmC4qdw&eurl=

for his explanation

or the actual thingy is here: www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&v=LgHj_YxyhGc

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

*bookmarks for out of office use*

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

a cunning idea sir

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)

that explains that then,still don't know who he was.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)

A bad comedian

off a Meh merkan sitcom

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)

*copies*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

I think it's a pretty good apology

/runs

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)

People in the audience are laughing.

Best apology ever.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)

i couldn't watch it all the way through

made me cringe too much

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)

Take solace from the thought

that his career is probably over.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)

*solaces*

Ahhhhhhhh

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)

Good Lord he reaalllly lost it..

What is amazing is to read all the Righteous Indignation of hundreds of white liberal students on the YouTube comments board
Now THAT is funny

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Vulthoom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)

Indeed

It's Holiday in Cambodia in action.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)

check the

░░░░░░
---/links---
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thiswasmyclone, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

Hmm

Cracker-ass.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

po' white trash!

/roots blog

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

it's not the racism that's offensive

he delivered it like a cunt.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

well

it's how you tell 'em

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)

Agreed

he very obviously set out to be viscious and offensive.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

RIS

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)

Youtube links up there^^^^^^^

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)

That's what happens when you interrupt the white man!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)

i can't read

the second line

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)

"most poor taste remark"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)

thank you

makes more sense thant most peer taste remark

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)

Thanet Pier?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)

I got a tablet PC the other day

so I drawded a picture of my dog sitting under a tree on a sunny day

even though the little bastard ate my headphones last night.

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

tablet pc and ms paint

nice combination!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)

indeedee

that makes me the profhsinal, yes?

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

Is it a springer spaniel?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)

looks like jack russel

???

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

Yeah, ears are too small for a spaniel

and its sitting still, not rolling in shit

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

10 points

plus, a bonus point for having a clever name

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)

rough coat Jack Russel

pip pip

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)

I say!

Toot Toot

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

spiffing

all dogs should have monacles and top hats.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

He is ALL Of the lully

and so is your drawing.
I also have a rough coat Jack Russell but he's well over the "munchies" phase, thank (insert preferred deity).
What is his/her name?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)

I'm going to say

"insert preferred deity" from now on.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)

And I will join the NGC!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

Huzzah!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

Griff

He doesn’t eat much, I think its a separation anxiety thing, its when we go out (he was a rescue dog from the dogs trust)

oh, and his feet stink of cheese.

edit: whats your dog like?

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

For a Jack Russell

he's quite "sane". He's not mental, very affectionate and doesn't dig.
He is a water-nut. I have a pool that is animal-safe (has a ledge all around for easy escape) so he spends a lot of time in it.
The only nasty thing about him is that he hates birds and I am ashamed to say has killed quite a few pigeons.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

Pigeons are a scourge on man kind anyway.

Sounds a lot like Griff, he doesn’t dig and loves water, but we are not yet quite confident enough to let him off the lead, so he can only swim up to 8 meters away (long lead). I guess we will have to save up and turn the back garden in to a swimming pool.

Does he have cheesy feet?

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)

He is completely smell free

Which is good because he sleeps on my bed :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)

Odd.

We have a Jack Russell (black and tan, not wire haired) and his feet regularly smell of cheese, too.

Have you worked out why, yet?

We bath him and it's like two days later that he gets cheesy feet ...

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jamiem, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)

I suspect...

... that dogs have the same foot bacteria that humans have, hence the cheesy feet.

Its not a problem, because my Bird actually likes it.

After he has had sardines for dinner, it creates quite a bouquet

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

thats ace

i need a tablet.. the shitty laptop mousepad i use is annoying as fook.
you'll get your headphones back in a couple of days..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)

the first thing you should draw with a graphics tablet is a CDC.

it is the law, didn't you read the instructions?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

this

although it's a crap rule

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)

There are some crap B3ta traditions

but it's the stuff the cements us together.
Or something :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)

tablet pc

is not graphics tablet.

We need clarification of the rules.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

i need clarification as to what the difference is.

on second thoughts.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)

guggle it!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)

i'm using one or the other, and i don't care which it is.

and i've never, nor will i ever, drawn a cdc with it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

A) this is a tablet PC not a graphics tablet, so I don’t know if that rule applies

B) you get flames so much that you eyebrows never grow back from drawing a CDC these days (or that’s the impression I get anyway)

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

ah, tablet pc

still, draw a CDC anyway, who cares, i'll back you up.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)

CDC's are lully

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)

your dog is bowser!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

you've just made me go downstairs to play

mario 64.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

one down.... 50,000 left to go!!!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

*Turns on SNES

*Inserts mariokart

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

I was with drunk people who kept talking about

all the shortcuts in the mario kart games.

The koopa trooper beach one on Mario Kart 64 is by far the most famous

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

a better cheat than that is to play against someone who is smaller than you!

*punches nephew*

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

I have been playing marokart DS

its the donkies knob.

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)

haha! you have been playing with a donkies knob!

EEEUUURRRGGH!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

yes

its the mariokart DS

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)

yes.... bu.... you..... we......

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

aww lully

woo

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

CDC?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6558603

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

I'm sorry, but someone had to say it. It's quite teh woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)

why not?

or is this a clever in joke I am not allowed to know about

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

It has become somewhat of a standard reply to non-shopped images

ever since I got back from holiday. I felt it was quite appropriate here.

summary: I like your picture

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

ah,

I thought I had my finger on the pulse of this sort of thing.

yes, particularly appropriate here.

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)

That's cheerful

hooray!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

He was truly an expert in his field...

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)

1.21 JIGGA WUUUUUHHHHHT!

*edit*

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

that's what i was thinking

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

Caw!

That's choughing great

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

pfft

and woo

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

Waa, waa, waaaaaaaaaaaa

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

hahaha!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

haha

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

Pffffffffff_fffffffffffffff^fffffffffffffff_fffffffffffffffT

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

chili last night?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

aye, central heating's bust

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)

hahahaha

oh dear

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)

He looks too old

Put him out to grass!

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)

I like his stile

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The BrownHaze, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6558593

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)

top shop sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)

sorry walrus man

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)

*imagines voice over man reading that lot out*

That made my day. I need to get out more.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)

hahaha

this to the max

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)

remove the penguin at once!

false advertising.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)

its for the deleted scenes on the DVD!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

Hooray!

*Box offices*

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)

*pre-orders dvd*

Woot!

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

i've seen worse films..

anybody got enough time to make this??

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

that's on five this eveing isn't it?

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

hot piss!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

I can't believe they left the fucking penguin in the poster!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

Hahahaha!
Fuck yes. You're hired!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

SS you say?

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

wow!

It's growing

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

Does 'em good this jungle detox.........

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Fretskimmer I'm a pretty fuckin' long way from allright..., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

when it's fucked it looks like June from the bill

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)

I can't work out which is the before,

and which is the after.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

who is it?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

I don't know

perhaps why I can't work it out.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)

Just Possibly.........................

The most condescending bint that ever read the BBC news.
She's called Jan Leeming, and was referred to around the BBC as 'Screaming Leeming'
She is Neurotic, and mental and consequently her agent has arranged for her to go in this Jungle thingy on ITV.
Cant wait.
Apparently sh'es already making a cock of herself.

_{sorry for the rant but I FUCKING HATED HER when she read the news}

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Fretskimmer I'm a pretty fuckin' long way from allright..., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

Hi Mictoboy

I hate to admit that I know this, but I think its Jan Leaming from "I'm talentless, put me on reality TV".

Not quite sure why she's a celeb, I think she was the elephant that shat on the Blue Peter floor in 1967....

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

Paula Radcliffe shat

in the Blue Peter Garden?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

Only after running 26 miles

shook it out it did, all over Petra's statue.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

Does she want a Kissy Kissy?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

Thats a bit mesmerising

reminds me of bullfrogs

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

Afternings all

today I have been mostly working in the engineers office, so have not be about on teh board.

Thanks to bobs for the colour balance but here is today's offering:

THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE THAT REPLIED I HAVE TO GO WORK :( SO CAN'T REPLY TO ALL!
follow on from yesterday's picture

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

Ooooh, lovely

Nice movement in the hair.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

Wheee

tis blowy and windy like out... hence all the wintry pictures.

I have also been lazy and not riding to work, as its cold, and wind is not fun to ride in I kept getting blown into cars :(

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

Cars are good for winter

I don't drive, so I'm still walking about two miles and bussing the middle part...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)

HEGHEHEHEHE *chokes on squash*

HAHAHAHAA
Wanking about two miles? :D

Manwife must be born tripod

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

*edits*

*whistles*

Well, it gives me something to do on the way....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

is that a freudian

two miles of wanking...

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

I don't know WHAT you're talking about

*innocent little miss*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

must just be my filthy imagination

;)

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)

excellent....

likey!
*edit* when are you going to do a HappyToast-esque manga-look-a-likey thing?
where people send you images of theyselves and you do luvverly animes of them :D

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

bagsy I get bukkaked

in my anime

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

I saw it the first time, no need to emboldifyness....hehehe

When I get time. Unfortunately I seem to be having less and less of that recently. Plus my art takes a long time if I want to do it properly, therefore it would take me ages to do everyone who wanted a picture.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

but you can do bukkake

right?

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)

she's not from Nagasaki mate

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

bugger

I never get to be the animated victim of a mass bukkaking. Life is so unfair.

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

real life bukkakke just not do it for you

anymore?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)

nah

that's just sick

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

Umeda?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

I dunno,

Alaska.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

:) okies.... i understand....

/attention seeking

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

But yesterday it was a boy and now it is a girl!

I like the picture by the way..are they twins?

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

it's hard to tell in anime sometimes....

:-/

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)

at least until the big tentacle thingy comes along...

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

or they start

bukkaking

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

I sense an ongoing theme here

(yes I can do it)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

*giggles*

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

excellent

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)

Nopes

but they are people I know

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

Cool!

Do they have adventures with big robots?

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

Hehehe (this picture is meant to be me)

no although I wouldn't mind having an adventure with Bender from futurama

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

Cor

Ace :D

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

nice one

this style works really well

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

Lovely!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

that's nice, i like it!

woo!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

yay!

lvoelyness

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

luvly!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)

That's good

that is. Nice work.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)

WOO!

lully stuff.

:)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)

lovely jubbly

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)

you can tell that through such a heavy coat?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

very stylish

woo!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

Oo!

Part two of the windy series?

I'm liking these.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)

Oooh...nice!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)

Yay!

Nicely done :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

Will this do?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

Do for me *pins to sweater*

This is the tightest sweater in the world. And it was about £60.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

*imagines*

*spluffs*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

*imagines*

*needs the mind bleach*

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

Goodness!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

But it's annoying

As it keeps riding up. so my belleh keeps getting all cold.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

did it used to belong to Fern Britton??

:P
of course i jest!

*muffin hugs*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)

I love Fern

And luckily for you if that's a dig I don't get it ;-)

*is not fat, is buxom*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

i like Fern too!

:P

*snuggles*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

That'll do lovelyly!!

Everybody grab one and join!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

ninja?

Teabagging grandads?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

That's the tall and short of it!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

yey

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

how do i qualify for such an honour?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

you have to put a tea bag in someones pocket and say

"have a drink on me"

ideally it should be given as a tip

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

Or as a present in a birthday card

Or whatever your mind imagines!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

Grab a badge, hand out teabags!

It's as simple as that.

It's explained in my profile or one of the threads below!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

i aint giving tea bags to no one,

i didn't fight in two world wars to be going around giving tea bags away to all and sundry.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

Ah, g'wan!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

it's cheaper than buying them a pint

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)

oddly enough

a few years ago i developed an allergy to the alchol, brings me out in a damn rash, even going to the pub requires a dose of antihistermene,
so you go for a drink with me, tea is what ya gets.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)

There ya go then!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)

excellent

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

that be all of teh good arrR!

...er, I mean....nooOOooooOoooo *gets sliced*...

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

choices...

wank, or run away in fear?

(radja, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)

wank away in fear

i think

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

LoL

...sounds to me like "wanking whilst crying"

(LordMORD kennt kein Pardon, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)

Can I run away wanking

in fear?

Edit - oh fine, everybody wants to run away wanking...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

*Fears.. and runs away with Wank*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

Oi - Give that wank back!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

Arm Wrestle you for it...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

*Frees up other hand* OK, you're on.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

*Loses Miserably*

*Palms Wank into hands of Accomplice Pixie, who runs and hides it in his hiding place at the end of a rainbow, the Fabled 'Load of Old Wank'*

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

*Checks if travelcard covers that zone* Gah!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)

Haha!

Now I Have all the Wank...
...
...
Eeeeurrgghhh...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

Running.

Definitely running.

*fears*

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

all of the above

good grief

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

I've just got off the phone with Steven Spielberg.

We were discussing my new film. Here is a piece of concept art for it.

It's working title is "The Confounding Adventures of Steven Seagal is Holding a Big Gun and Being Shot At by a Helicopter with Feet as he Jumps his Flaming Monster Truck over a Ravine in which a Robot with a Pie for a Hand is Shooting At Him with Eye Lasers and there is also an Explosion over on the Left for No Good Reason, and there are also some Parachuters and a Very Tall Banana".

You may also notice that there is a penguin in a top hat in the corner doing a trick on his skateboard, but this has been cut from the final script.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

Penguins!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

Oooh!

*waits for extended dvd release*

*woos*

(

Weetobix, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

It's missing RAPEBEAR

...

(

Grampa, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

that made me laugh a lot

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)

haha

i love that :) and woo to pic too.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

is that RoboZippy?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

definitely a winner

*waits for tie in computer game*

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

Best title for a film ever

woo yay the pic

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

*waits to see if they make a sequel before buying it*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

it's like the new oatibix ad

I'd prefer if they kept the original name

that would be ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

yes I saw that

what was it called?

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

notmadewithwheatmadewithoatibix

or near enough. I think that's the best name for it. I'd keeping going in to shops to ask where they kept it.

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jentulman carnt spel, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)

Confounding Adventures IV will be the best

by a long chalk.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

oh my god

the weirdness-o-meter just went off the scale.

*woo*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

What a load of crap!

how can you justify cutting the penguin?

He *makes* the film.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

It'll be an extra on the 'Special Edition' 8 Disc DVD

You Mark my Words...

Ace pic!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

10/10

sorry

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

Pfft!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

Full Marks... Yay!

Ia m Musch Cleverist thann evree1

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

Yes, but you let yourself down a little there, I feel. :)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

*Cough*

I Do apologise Gentle-sir.. I seem to have come over all 'street'

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

*in Rob Newmans' 'Jarvis' voice* Ohhhh God..........

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

Can you See into My Mind...

Arggghhh
*Sings song in head to avoid thinking 3 of 9 Pin 1 Number 1*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)

Something to do with the American Actors guild, I reckon.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

I blame Speilberg.

It's been replaced by a bearded tortoise with wheels instead of legs. Directors have no respect for us scriptwriters.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

LASER EYES

for the win!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

my friend in marketing had a real phone interview with him last week

he said it was crap, because he said Segal was too busy tuning his guitar to pay any attention
to the questions :) i've never really been a fan anyways

wow i'm in a talkative mood today
or should that be lonely....
:(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

OMG he must have been like so 'hello?'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

That's a very davew27 response.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

I'm not davew27

you must be thinking of davew27

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

Ah, that'd be it. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)

he should go into comedy...

... he was in that shit film with Ja Rule in 2003 and he was like an animatronics puppet... the old fucker! I'd take him!

but thats cos i'm dead hard, an' that!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

noooooooooooooooo!

you can't cut the penguin!
lovely stuff :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

You're making a big mistake leaving out the penguin.

Penguins draw in a pretty big crowd, and last years customer survey said that people were really eager to see more penguins on skateboards on the big screen.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

love it!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

now there's a movie i'd watch!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

I for one

would go to see that^*

*unless Speilberg is directing it himself, in which case I wouldn't.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

ANTI-SEMITIC!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

Bah, semantics.

(

Grampa, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

is that the name of his new fillum?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)

If it got penguins in it'll be a box office

....which will be rather strange to morph from a film into a box office.

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

You cant cut the skateboarding penguin

He's the heart of the film dammit!

Without the penquin the (assumed) scene with Scarlett Johanssen and the bottle of baby oil wont make sense...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

I bet it gets renamed

to Steven Seagal takes LSD on a motherfucking plane.

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fross Read your email on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)

I'd pay good money to see that

Saw Bond on Saturday, pretty goddamned sweet if you ask me (although I note nobody did).

One thing though, the penguin's skateboard reminds me of a gherkin.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

mmmm

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm, hot and hoppy

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

Ello lovely

Is your Derek Acorah MisShape on your site? It's my favourite and I can't find it (want to show my papi, he hates Derek Acorah)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

Here you go chuck

Oh and by the way, I drew you and a dozen other B3ta zombies last night, will try and colour them soon.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

:O eeee! Thank you! Yaaay, Captain Zombie...

That's really odd, you just posted it and Aphex just linked it too...

God, I love this picture. It's definitely my favourite. Although if it's possible my manwife's more of a fan of you than I am, and he's not even a b3tan.

I may print this out for my fridge, if that's ok with you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

*prods*

www.b3ta.com/board/6558079

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)

I meant everyone that had replied, and I didn't even read half the responses.

You are the fluffiest. *knots* And you knows it, you cheeky minx.

the photo of you and cardme is on my myspace, so say if you want it deleted...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

That's super, I did spot it last week sometime, while I was perusing for knot fuel.

:D

*snuggle*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

CAT FIGHT!

KICK HER IN THE FANNY!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

*will not kick my e-wench in the fanny*

either definition.

She'll get me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

awwwww!!!!

i hate pacifists! :(

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

I may beat her later.

but with paddles and feathers whilst she's blindfolded and wearing tiny latex underthings.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

be my guest

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)

That's just reminded me of a song....

*toddles off humming*

Thanks Toast!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)

I read that as

'be my gusset'.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

Damn, lost everyone's tesco orders.

So you're all getting satsumas. Adios!

BTW: woohaha to the pic

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

Merry Satsumas to you too

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

I actually did that once....

At a Christmas house party when I was about 15, I couldn't afford to buy my mates (male and female) presents, so I gave them oranges. I was ridiculed until I nearly cried.

What the fuck happened it being the thought that counts?

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

Haha!

My grandad used to send out birthday cards with a teabag in them with the note "Have a drink on me."

/Wishes I got to know him better blog.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

*Copies this idea*

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

Please do.

Be like a kind of memorial.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

*copies again*

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

my grandad used to stick teabags

into the top pockets of taxi drivers with the same message.

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

Maybe it's a grandad thing?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

possibly

I might start doing it too.

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

Let's start a movement

As many people as we can get doing this.

Who's in?

Edit: We need a name...

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

ME!

*buys extra tea bags*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

The Teabaggers!

Oh.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

*dips*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

yup

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

Can girls do it?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

Hell yeah you can!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

*joins*

Do we get a baj?

What's the name of the club then? The Ninja Badger Grandad club?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

Oh crikey! This is why I never invent clubs.

But as CEO I'm looking for a marketing rep (to make a badge) and a brand leader to come up with a name.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

I can't make a baj, unless you want it to be done is ms paint.

I think the ninja grandad club is a good name though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

N.G.C it is!

Our mission: To give out as many teabags and the suchlike with the message "Have a drink on me" as possible!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

I will always carry at least three then.

You've got to order someone to make a baj, Mr President.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

But who has teh skillz?

Paint or 'shop

either is cool

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

could you give out oxo cubes as well?

(

fross Read your email on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

Why not?

The principle is the same!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

me too

*buys 3oo jars of coffee*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

me!

mememememe!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

memememememe tooo!!!

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

YES YES YES!!!

Please me in too, please?!!

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

Make a club badge and you're in ;-)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)

Hot beer is horrible.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

have you tried it?

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

I have

I spoke of it earlier. I went to Wacken Death Metal festival witha few people I knew, and we left a crate of Leffe out in the sun on the hottest day of 2004.

It was like tea, and not very nice. The owners of the beer drank it anyway, but I fucked off to the beer tent for cheap litres of Lowenbrau.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

yuck.

i like leffe though!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

It's nice at normal temperature.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

so is cold tea

especially when it's just because you forgot you'd
made a cup, and just how long ago it was, and you glug
it back expecting that sexualy warm goodness to fill your plug hole

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

Very True...

And 'tis Very Nasty to offer somebody somebody who is gasping a Refreshing cuppa.. But then make it with cold water and watch their Face Drop...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

!!!!!!!!!!!!

never!

have you?

you big meanie
i'd never forgive such a heinous trick
tea is my life!

i'd happily become a tee-totaler if they sold tea and spliffs in pubs :)

same trick - different methods:
it's also fun to substitute salt for sugar

i did this by accident once for the new landlord
at our local when i used to work behind the bar
he really never believed me that i never meant to....

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

*crosses legs*

don't toy with me.

I love Holland. Their bog standard grass fucks me beyond all recognition (and I have quite a high tolerance) and their coffee is lovely. and the orange juice is fresh squeezed, a lot of the time.

Poifect.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

I've only done it Once...

They REALLY REALLY deserved it...
...and the look on the face was worth many Shiny Pounds...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

Cold tea makes me feel a bit sick.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

*makes hot tea*

sugar?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)

two please, thank you kitten

*sips*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

More to the point,

Tetley's - at any temperature - is horrible.

Anyway, who the fuck drinks hot beer?

(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

Drunk brits in german fields.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

Mmm...

...steaming hot, just the way i like it.

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

Yay!!!!

The perfect thing on a cold winters day
May have to nip downstairs & have a few ;)

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

Mmmm

pint

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

tea and beer

two of the things that make my life so much fun

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

tea + beer = teer!

together for the first time

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

caffienated beer

yet another thing I never knew I didn't want

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

budweiser made it.

it is nasty.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

oh shit

I hate it when you think of something really hideous and it turns out already to exist

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

Mmmmmmmm!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

yummy.

(

Grampa, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

I could sure go for a pint of hot teabeer right now.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

Woooo

Yaaaaaay

BEEEEEEEEEERRR!!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

hey, where do you come from?

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

it's hard to draw a picture

when the picture doesn't want to be drawn

^{my site | flash animations | image gallery | blog}

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

That is the bestest on the interweb!

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

That's braw

I got a front page - yay me!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

hooray, go you!

i like your new name

and cheers all :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

Hahaha, lovely :)

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

yay!

that is the lovely!
woo!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

that's awesome

You've cheered me up a lot

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

woo that's ace

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

Haha!

Great work!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

Another blinder

Woo!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

Oh my`

This is GENIUS

*CLICKS HARD*

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

Very nicely!

w/y/h

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

Anarchistic Artwork...

Wants to be it's own boss...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

lovely!

though personally i wouldn't leave the paintbrush behind.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

lovely anim

yay!

(

oCo, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

That's utterly fantastic!
*clicketyclicketyclick*

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

Fantastic!

Woo!

(

Grampa, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

This defines the word

Woo!

(

Monty Propps, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:27, archived)

heh

like a low-tech version of animator vs animation

(

manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)

super-smooth giffing skills there!

(johninnit, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

It's... like....

real nanimication! Well done

(

Flash_Bastard, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

lovely

reminds me of those old Kenny Everett Maurice Mimer sketches (y'know the ones accompanied by the Moog version of 'Wachet Auf')

(

mozza, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

First ever Vector Pic

Sorry for crapness of edges! Still getting to grips with it!

(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)

edges are a bastard

us the handles, they make everything so much better

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)

Er, surely edges are the *whole thing*,

since everything between the edges is just a plain field of colour?

(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)

doesn't mean they aren't the tricky bit

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

In fact, it demands that they must be.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

So basically,

"vectors are tricky".

(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

It's getting them smooth and in the right place

Utter bugger.

Nice first attempt!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

i just hate working with beziers.

that's why i've never vectored a full pic.
i'd love to do this one

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

Yep, fiddly little bastards

This is why I gave up tracing stuff and just stuck with hand-drawn pics :)

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

they just never go where you want them to go!

they drive me kerazzzy.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

Sit back, relax, take a deep breath

and just turn it in the opposite direction to where you think it should go.

ALWAYS works.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

i never use them

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

Good stuff

well done!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)

nice work!

woo

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

Good start :)

I haven't got a bloody clue about vector thingies

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

Afternoon Chunders!

Haven't got a clue about vectors? You need my easy to follow step-by-step guide:

I don't usually wear this much eyeliner...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)

3..2..1..

you're back on the board.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)

Haha - you're not the first person to mention that...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

Doodoododlelledooooo...

PING!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

is that you?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)

It is. In fancy dress.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

No...

It's of my girlfriend.

(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)

Really?

Shit.

*Deletes "Would" Post below*

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

Hahahahaha

Don't worry about it! She'll love the compliment! (Yes, she does read this board too!)

(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

Haha

But I ams a lazy
Also, although I have Illustrator it scares me muchly :(

And how are you sir on this shitty day?

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

I'm grand, cheers.

Apart from being at work, obviously.

I'm not having a shitty day, which is a good thing.

Are you well? Is it the day that's shitty, or your mood?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

Oh no

just the weather..
I am quite happy - though my boiler blew up again at 2:30 this morning
Thankfully they sent an engineer round first thing :)
Still, it's the least they could do seeing as it was only fixed on FRIDAY!!!

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

Illustrator has a big red button

labelled "trace". job done.

'Noon chunders!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

I think all software should come with a big red button....

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

Noons sir

Ashally, I think I may have unistalled it.
May have to give it another go.
But if I start producing quality vectors, what would happen to my reputation for utter shite?
:(

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

don't worry, vectors are dull anyway*

^*snot-filled head induced cuntiness

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

That's most woosome

Here, have this:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)

It's good

Looks like she's about to lamp me for staring at her boobs.

This happens a lot

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)

Well they are very nice boobs...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)

Nevermind the edges...

*fwaps*

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)

Nice stuff.

You're not related to CSS's Starglider are you?

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)

Spooky!

I am indeed the very same one.

(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)

AICMFP

Strange, famous game yet only one Starglider. Are you trademarked or something?

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

are you still Bohicette?

not considered changing back after ladies day?

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

I'm waiting for blokes day. Then I'll swap back :)

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

every day is blokes day round here

so it seems

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

That sounds like a song title.

I demand you break out your fiddle and make this song happen.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

possibly

I was considering organizing a b3ta music fest some time next year. I wonder how many other musicians there are who'd want to play?

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

*sits on hands*

I don't play, but can do a good impression of a hippo mating a moose

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

We could, possibly

I'd have to see what the other members of the band say.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

that Would make a nice portrait to hang somewhere.

Woo!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)

*checks if mictoboy is around* Good, have a quick Sub-Moorhen.

Anyone want anything from Pret?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

you bastard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

Ha!

Gotcha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

Haha

Puns are the best bait for mictotraps

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

Like those box-things in Ghostbusters

You can lure him out with a lousy pun.... :-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6557273

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)

yay!

v. good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)

Do you not like water fowl?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

only straight from the tap

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gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

it's the terrible pun that got me

not the bird

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

hehe

My plan was sucessful......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

Ahhh

So you do like water fowl?

I don't know why I care, it's not like I'm a duck or anything, but it's good to know. Just in case I buy you a grebe or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

Heron. It has to be a Heron.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

Herons are cunts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)

Oh? They speak very highly of you...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

For some reason

that made me lose the game

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)

Bag of nuts and stuff please...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

Not one of their fabby Chocolate Brownies?

They are YUM!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

I fancy nuts and stuff, don't kow why....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

In that case, Ma'am, I'll see what I can do....

*in a Jarvis Cocker voice*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)

Oooof, he has a sexy voice

It's my northern roots calling me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)

Ooh, yes please - I'll have an all-day-breakfast sarnie.

Cheers.

Oh, and hello you!

Oh, and nice shoppage!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

Greetings, sir :)

How's everything?

And I mean EVERYTHING!

*Waits for very long answer*

Edit: Will a Hot Jalapeno Chicken wrap do if they have run out?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

Right, you asked for it...

Life, the Universe and Everything (1982, ISBN 0-345-39182-9) is the third book in the five-volume Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy science fiction series by Douglas Adams. The title refers to the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

The story was originally written by Adams as a possible film outing for the Doctor Who television series (with Tom Baker as the Doctor), although it was never produced. It was later considered as a plotline for the second series of the Hitchhiker's TV series.

A radio adaptation of Life, the Universe and Everything was recorded in 2003 under the guidance of Dirk Maggs, starring the surviving members of the cast of the original Hitchhiker's radio series. Adams himself, at his own suggestion, makes a cameo appearance; due to his death before production began on the series, this was achieved by sampling his character's dialogue from an audio book of the novel read by Adams that was published in the 1990s. The radio adaptation debuted on BBC Radio 4 in September 2004.

This book is the only in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series to have been censored in its U.S. edition. An extensive but still incomplete list of the changes between the two versions can be found on an archived web page (warning: contains spoilers). Possibly the most famous example of censorship is in Chapter 21, which in the UK edition mentions that a Rory was an award for the most gratuitous use of the word fuck in a serious screenplay. In the US edition, this was changed to "Belgium" and the text from the original radio series describing "Belgium" as the most offensive word in the galaxy is reused. It should further be noted that translations of this novel, and the 2004 radio series, derive from the UK edition ("Scheisse" ["shit"] is used in the German edition, and "f**e" in the Romanian, for example), and thus omit the description of "Belgium."

[edit] Plot summary
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Having chosen to spend his time to the fullest being stranded on pre-historic Earth by going insane, the unfortunate Arthur Dent is sidetracked by the sudden reappearance of Ford Prefect. Prefect pulls him through an eddy in the space-time continuum (cleverly disguised as an anachronistic sofa) and into Lord's Cricket Ground a day before the Vogons are to destroy the Earth. Unfortunately, the pitch is about to be the scene of a shocking act of intergalactic terrorism. A ship lands and a squad of robots steals The Ashes while wreaking havoc in what seems to be an obscene parody of cricket. Slartibartfast, former award-winning designer of fjords, arrives too late to stop the violence, but asks Ford and Arthur to help him.

On Slartibartfast's ship, powered by the awe-inspiring Bistromathic drive, Arthur learns the history of Krikkit. Long ago, the inhabitants of Krikkit were a quaint, peaceful people. Their planet and sun had been encircled by an immense dust cloud as long as they could remember; since they couldn't see the stars, they had never considered the possibility of life outside their home. When a spaceship screamed through the dust cloud and crash-landed on Krikkit, the Krikkiters were traumatised beyond words. After confirming the existence of a universe outside of their dust cloud, the only course of action, they decided, was to build a fleet with which to destroy it. They launched a fleet of warships and robots to slaughter every other species; they were defeated after a long and bloody war and the people of Krikkit were sentenced by galactic judge Judiciary Pag to be sealed within a Slo-Time envelope until the rest of the universe died out naturally. (The British sport of cricket, as it turns out, came about as the result of a vague interspecies collective unconscious memory; everyone else in the universe with knowledge of the Krikkit Wars is quite disgusted by how the humans turned it into a sport.)

Somehow a lone Krikkit warship has escaped the envelope and is looking for the three stumps and two bails that will form the Wikkit Gate; this is the key that will unlock the Slo-Time envelope and release the Krikkiters to complete their genocidal mission.

While pursuing the Krikkit ship, Arthur is somehow diverted to a dark cave where an angry creature confronts him. This creature, who calls himself Agrajag, has been killed by Arthur hundreds of times in various reincarnations. He was a rabbit killed by Arthur on prehistoric Earth; he was a fly swatted by Arthur; he died of a heart attack when Arthur materialised in the middle of a cricket match he was watching; he was the bowl of petunias suddenly called into existence several miles above the surface of Magrathea. After many of these deaths, he began to notice that the person who dispatched him looked familiar and eventually formed a consciousness that spanned his various lives. Agrajag finally managed a reincarnation in one final hideous form and constructed a Cathedral of Hate, where he has brought Arthur to kill him. While recounting his many murders at Arthur's hands, however, he mentions an assassination attempt on Stavromula Beta that missed Arthur and hit him. Arthur stammers that he's never been there, and Agrajag realises that he's brought Arthur to the Cathedral too soon. He attempts to kill Arthur anyway, and suffers yet another accidental death at Arthur's hands. While fleeing from the collapsing cave, Arthur discovers the knack of flying: keep your mind so occupied that you forget to hit the ground when you fall. He soars jubilantly until he is hit in the small of his back by a flying party, where he rejoins Ford and Slartibartfast. The party is the location of the "Silver Bail" portion of the key, which is also lost to the robots.

The group completely fails to stop the Krikkit war party from reconstructing the Key and opening the envelope. However, the Krikkiters seem to have lost their bloodthirstiness over the centuries. As it happens, the dust cloud was actually the pulverised remains of Hactar, a supercomputer built by the Silastic Armorfiends. Hactar was originally tasked by the warlike Armorfiends with creating a weapon of ultimate destruction that would cause every sun in the universe to go supernova simultaneously. Shocked, Hactar did as asked but designed a small flaw into the device. It hoped that when the weapon failed to destroy all of existence, the Armorfiends would see the folly of their ways and turn to a life of peace. Instead, they blasted Hactar into molecules before finding entirely new ways of killing each other. Hactar's construction was such that every molecule retained a bit of its "consciousness", however, and even in its unconventional state was still functional. As the Armorfiends died out and gave way to the peaceful Krikkiters, Hactar resolved to complete its original task. Through centuries of subtle influence, it guided the psychological development of the inhabitants of Krikkit before fabricating a mockup of a ship to inspire their xenophobia. In the wake of the original Krikkit Wars, however, the Slo-Time envelope blocked Hactar's influence and allowed the Krikkiters to return to their peaceful ways.

With the universe seemingly saved, Ford, Arthur and Slartibartfast return The Ashes (which had been, as the Wooden Pillar of Nature and Spirituality, part of the Wikkit Gate). Arthur can't resist his only opportunity to bowl a ball at Lord's; he finds a red ball in his pouch and a batsman obligingly stands before a wicket. As he begins to bowl, time slows and he realises several things. First, he never had a cricket ball in his pouch, and it must certainly be Hactar's doomsday weapon, surreptitiously placed there by the supercomputer. Second, the batsman is in fact a Krikkit robot, and if it manages to strike the ball, it will detonate the bomb and destroy the universe. Distracted by all of these thoughts, Arthur trips and begins flying again, sending the weapon sailing harmlessly off into the distance.

Life, the Universe and Everything is the last book in the series to feature the characters of Zaphod Beeblebrox and Slartibartfast.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)

omg wtf is that!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)

It's... "everything".

And in response to Mr Gruntfuttock - yes indeed, that'll be fab if there's no all-day brekkie =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)

Ahhh - krikkt

I always knew it was evil!

(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

nope, doesn't work

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)

woo

nicely done

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

I'll have a coffee and a Danish

[edit] how rude, woo to the pun

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

Woo!

Oh, and some overpriced, slightly righteous sandwiches please.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

Yay to ducks!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

Hahaha

Have a periscope duck

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)

Help

I can't post my image onto the board, it won't work!

(lucifer_84, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)

Sob

I did read it, and it still won't work :( I tried the

- that is what I want to post!

(lucifer_84, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

*edit* here you are..... LUUUUCCCCCCYYYY!

here you go.... just save this image url and edit your post (then compo it)

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

But Edit this post!

Don't delete it and start a new one!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

^this HARD IN THE BUM!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

Lucy?

Who's lucy?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)

her!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)

Ok for a start that just links to the page.

You need the file.

it'll say .jpg or .gif or whatever on the end.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

.jsp pages can output an image file.... the file probably specifies that the host URL must be www.bebo.com before executing...

although its probably that you need to login...
*edit*

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

I have no idea what you just said

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

i ramble...

... pages like asp, jsp etc. can output more than just HTML, they can output images, excel docs etc.... the linked page should have found their local copy of the image and output it but its probably cos we aren't logged into bebo....

:-/

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

bebo asks you to login to view the image

host it somewhere else

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

bebo is shit

use one of the other hosting sites like Warren's anus or something

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

[edit] I was looking for a good thread to jack...I'm taking my girl out tonight, anyone got any good suggestions for something to do?
Central London and environs

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

oooh kinky

would

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

have :(

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Fretskimmer I'm a pretty fuckin' long way from allright..., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

please put it away

I am now quite quite dry.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

If you can keep warm

Go up a hill somewhere and watch the lights come on. If it's not already dark.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

Ack

it will be by the time we both finish work

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

One for the summer I guess.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

Yeah

Primrose hill is great for that ;¬)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

The eye was pretty good too

if a bit cliche.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

you are in luck

Tonight I am holding a demonstration of the art smegma modelling in Soho.
I plan to create a scale model of St Paul's on the top of me bellend and then destroy it with a foreskin tsunami.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

I am so there

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

A year? A WHOLE YEAR of lurkage?

And you can't post?!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)

bringer of light?

pfft!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)

hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo

hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo

hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)

Did anyone ever think that those bed adverts

with the bird and a hippo that slept together were a little worrying?

Does anyone actually know what the hell I'm on about?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

I bet the bird went on top . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

yes!

silent night matresses I think

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

Well I'm glad it wasn't

just a product of my imagination

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

Yeah - I've always thought that was utterly bizarre.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

Mop.

Mop Mop Mop Mop.

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6558085

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6557808

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

Hello

I'll help . . .

you need to put a pointy bracket pointing left, then type img src= then paste your pics url then put a pointy bracket pointing right
THEN LEARN TO FECKING READ!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

Have you ever stuck your head into a basket full of cobras

and asked for directions?

Cos thats what you just did there.

But I'll be nice.
1) did you host it somewhere? www.b3tards.com
2)did you use the appropriate tags as shown in the FAQ?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

SEX MY FACE

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gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

I can

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

have you tried the upload page

www.b3ta.com/uploader
'edit may be NSFW unless you work in the porn industry.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

Oh god i nearly clicked that

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

hehe

I've fallen for it a few times myself..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

Intrigue nearly got the best of me

Thank you status bar.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

i clicked anyway and now i'm GAY!

oh noes!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

Ew, I'd go see a GP about that

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

we're all gay

huzzah.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

<img src="put the image address in here">

copy the image's url and paste it into that bit o' code above, where it says to.

;-)

Everyone's gits, don't worry. Except Mr The Hat, who is infact a fwuffy prince of the highest order. And the weasel, who is infact a cuddly wee vole.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)

Yeah, we are.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

The lot of us.

Git Pride!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

Ahem!

I'm not!

www.b3ta.com/board/6558074
apart from the LEARN TO FECKING READ bit

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)

No, you're not.

I shall edit, like the ninjer bird I am. WAAAAAA. {---ninjer speak.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

Yea I was helpful too

*Hides Nazi suit*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)

*ahem*

Amn't I nice? You told me I was nice before...

*sads*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)

Yes, yes

AND KERRY, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)

*refluffs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)

*taps on shoulder*

ahem :( am I not fluffy enough for you any more

*big tear rolls down cheek*

I've only been gone all day and you've forgotten me :(

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)

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Funkster, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)

nice

not seen that one

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)

that

needs an "i like this"
multiple times over

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

Cheers both

only posted it as replies to dodgy threads a couple of times, didn't think it deserved its own thread :o)

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Funkster, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING HIPPOS

ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)

this one rules

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)

Haha!

Make this film now!

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teedyay, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)

YOU LOSE AT THE INTERNET

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)

you are pretty though

you need to right click on the image and copy and select the properties rather than the web address.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)

nice picture

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

nice tits

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

nice staircase

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

Argh!

Oh no, what have you done?! How embarrassing! Sorry for all the confusion and ineptness before. I really don't understand about threads and stuff. Apart from that I should never, ever start a new one again. Please delete horrible photo!!!

(lucifer_84, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)

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