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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

'ning Grunty!

*hides behind sofa and trembles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

*Enormolungous Man Hugs*

Evening, Prof!!!! How's you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

Greetings!

I'm super-grand, ta =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

you have a sofa

and a trembles?

show off

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

On Special Offer at Argos this week...

Edit: Ooops - just spotted the typo

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

don't shop for it

argos it

what the fuck does that mean?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

Well, it's not really the kind of place one should actually buy *anything* from....

Flamin' rubbish tag-line, imho

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

i've heard worse

"where inspiration comes in boxes, ceramic tile warehouse"

FUCK OFF!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

I would post *the company I work for*'s Mission Statement

That would really upset you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:27, archived)

oh please don't

the company i work for's mission statement is poorly spelled and grammatically incorrect!

that's not my appraisal of it, that's the actual statement*

*it's not really

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:29, archived)

hehe - they are dreadful, aren't they?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

they sure are

HOME TIME

BYE ALL!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

Ta ta

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

argos no longer take money

instead they swap goods for a percentage of your soul.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

well that explains that then

*dusts hands*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

If it helps, I'm not allowed to sit on the trembles...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

damn straight!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

i salute it.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

good that i have nothing to do with it

but I like it.

And I like this one too pown.alluc.org/?uid=366

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

that's wonderful !

Teach the little bastard a thing or two.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

Argh! Food is a Batman!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:33, archived)

nice :)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

Easy

(Frogb3at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

*presses ctrl+h*

Edit: heh. I remember you

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

2DATHON!?1

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

I can't even remember what this was in aid of

But it was in my photobucket

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

There's not enough 2D. In my opinion. Which is naturally, the correct opinion.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

What are you doing away from /talk?

the huddled masses need someone to worship!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:42, archived)

run....run.....run......they're coming to get you.....

run....run.....run......i'm running......Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:16, archived)

^ hahaha. this

woo to the pic, though. top left hand corner aside

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

This has confounded my assumptions on reality.

Tell it to stop.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

(Frogb3at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

really ace!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha

Hahahaha. Hahaha.

Hhahahahahahaaa.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:12, archived)

odd

filename,
nice pic though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

You will always get at least one reply

When doin somethin like that!

(Frogb3at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

why have you resorted to taking screenshots from tattyshop rather than saving the file for web

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

It wan't savin as a jpeg

tried cropin and paintin over that thing at the top but cant :(

(Frogb3at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

ctrl+h

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

ctrl+h

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

that's handy function for those days of the month

/opera user blog: ctrl+h = hide everything

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

ctrl+h

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

NO WAY!

2D is back!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

Hoorays all round.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

class.

WHY YOU NO POST PICTURES NO MORE?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:57, archived)

woo!

I love the slice number on there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:49, archived)

How did you get your microphone back?

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Carlossus, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:05, archived)

For no particular reason:

A chick riding a snake.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

Great as ever

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

a, a snake!?!?

pah!!
i got all excited for all of a fraction just then...

;)

Edit: that's a funny clip for Team Fortress
googled your sig

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

That clip's sold the game to me!

I WANT TF2 NOW!!!!!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

it looks so much different to the original

it's got a great character all to itself
now it's no longer Counter Strike's neglected brother

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

Something ticks me off about this, though.

5 Years ago I suggested to the company was working for at the time that we make a Battlefield 1942-style game with those kind of OTT cartoon visuals.
They poo-pooed it.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

i'd just like a games industry

that no longer sacrificies style and character for grey boring reality

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

That isn't

controlled by 'marketing' twonks so that all games are released in competition with each other on 3 days of the year with months of yawning dead time inbetween, and even then only games that can be easily pitched by and to these morons will ever get developed in the first place and cursed with lousy management that are incapable of actually liasing between the bean-counters and the teams so that people actually have some clue of what is going on and some sense that it can be achieved on time blah blah blah moan mutter rant

/ex games industry blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

what happened to the graphical adventures?

why did lucasarts ditch everything that wasn't SW related?

/shattered world blog

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

^This^

Edit: At least SWOS is making a comeback :D

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

and Sam & Max are back on the road

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

TFC IS NOT THE BLOODY ORIGINAL!!!

*huffs*

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slight yoinks!, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:53, archived)

CRY SOME MORE!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

some people thinks they can outsmarts me

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

Lully!

*can look at this now as she's off work for a week*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

~~bass brandishing~~

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

*Licks finger, touches arse*

You love it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

HEY!

now my arse is all wet!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

*knocks on door*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Gayvon calling?

Sorry. I couldn't not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

bing bong

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

J-von calling!

(that's for stoners)

Do another one!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

another one?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

bing bong

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

you pong

pfft

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

wow!
i've been enjoying myself so much
i never noticed it was already hometime!!!

BYES!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

Gainagain!

*bounces in chair*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

bing bong?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

Nooooo

That's the same!

Ah, never mind. I'm happy with gayvon and j-von for now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

Ray Vaughn calling

SHABBA!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

Shabba Ranks?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

phoenix nights

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

Ahhh.

I only caught a couple of episodes of that. 'Come and get your black bin bags' is a favourite though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

*puts safety chain on*

*opens door*
hello?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

ah hello? I häff come to be repairing yür wäsching machine, ja?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

*doesn't remember you having that moustache*

*fast forwards through all the talking scenes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

erm ok

i'm afraid my heating is also broken.
it's very hot in here and i'm only wearing a sequinned thong

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

this thong is the fire häzärd

you must be for the taking off doings

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

*starts playing cheesy music in the background*

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

get that funky guitar music going.

wakka wakka wakka

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

erm ok

oh no it's stuck!
pass me that KY Jelly will you?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

*hands you bucket*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

*climbs in*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

cor!

NSFW ahoy :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

You wish

Maybe after the dieting, my dear. If it goes down enough I'm going to try out for the Suicide Girls (I know, I know, but I'm only young once)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

if what goes down enough?

/filthy mind blog

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

weight in general.

I don't want to lose too much boob. I think if I went below a DD I'd stop instantly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

tie string round them first

/struck off medical register blog

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

Hi Dr Nick!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Hi everybody

If you want to have an exclusive surgery with me, Dr. Nick Riviera, dial 1-800-DOCTORB. Note the extra B is for BARGAIN

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

You just made me giggle.

And now I need a weewee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

*tickles*

*with extreme prejudice*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

Been and gone already.

I'll just have to poo on you instead *holds down by neck*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

*blows on your anus*

stops you pooing does that
=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

How on Earth do you know that?

If it's the mucky way, fair play.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

i heard about it through a really disgusting story

a mate told me invloving a bet, a pretty lady and a severe case of the runs

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

Certainly valid.

Air on it can kind of make you.... retreat. Like if your anus was a tortoises head.

I think it's just the shock of the temperature.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

This makes complete sense and I endorse this method.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

rope fetishist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

I've seen those type of photos

Makes boobs look like raw haggis

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

Not nice, is it?

No. Ropes are for limbs only.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

SG do seem to be a lot more popular than when I first heard of them

/also has week off

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

The are

I've only got a normal membership, but I've had good feedback from those photos.

I don't know. I might.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

You have nothing to lose really

I first got pointed to the site ~5 years ago. Oddly enough it's been women who've mentionned it more than chaps.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Yeah

Proper girls, though. Tits and bums and stuff. Lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

Oh yes!

Refreshing, then again that's the nice thing about alternative modelling, the women are far more real, though that doesn't necessarily mean poor quality photography.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

Well I plan on being very real

I've tried not looking real before, and I looked far too Auschwitz to be attractive.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

The 'distressed' look?

It's not an easy one to do. So when we see you on SG will you be wearing a smile?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

I think I'm always going to have pants.

Well, unless I get really REALLY self confident.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

~~really REALLY self confident~~ an industrial ladyshave

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

Pfft.

How little you know...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

haha

oh i know alright.
we don't call you kojak for nothing
=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

Why I do declare.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

hee hee

not a fan of the completely bald look myself.
looks to much like a childs doings

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

Did I say that?

No, I'm being mysterious.

_{Plus it may habve been a mistake due to getting carried away}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

HAHAHA

yeah my G/F got a new shaver a couple of weeks ago and got a bit carried away.

i've said too much

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

Or if you are tastefully turned/concealed?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

That'd be alright.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

Not that I spend a lot of time looking at nude alternative models you realise

/ctrl+shft+del

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

Nothing wrong with that.

If I get to be an SG I'm going to cut a b3ta t shirt up into pants, and have a thong made out of furtive head and string.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

It's more high-end than SG

But there's some very nice alt models on

NSFW NSFW NSFW
Spooky TGP
NSFW NSFW NSFW

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

these girls are so naked

they're not even wearing a smile

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

Pirate boots?

Phwoar!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

JJ does good boots

EDIT: Oh! I honestly thought she had boots on . . . *belms*
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

You win the internet!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

words fail to portray how i'm feeling right now....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

crikey!

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Of course you did

Now take your medication

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

boots

that is, large turgid round boots.

mhhh boots.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

big snake or small chick?

it's important that i know

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

yes.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

phwoar!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

Woo nice!

*makes obligatory "ride my snake anyday" comment*

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Weetobix, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

*sssslither*

nice

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

euphemisms abound

he doesn't look too happy about it though

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

ooh

*spanks brank*

edit: also i have 1GB of brand spanking new RAM and two monitors!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

Al Gore's got three!

in your face Mink!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Great norks as ever JJ

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

more of this!

much, much more!

(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Do I like it?

Why SERPENTLY! Woo!
COR!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

*head in hands*

*weeps*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

hehehe!

Here! *passes tissue*

Viper your nose . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

please mr. hat

i'd rattler you didn't start this...

(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Fangs very much.

Someone had to tell him.

(checkers, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

Lovely as ever.

and strangely I'm just listening to a song that just sung "Do you wanna ride on my back" :P

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

hello? is that mr freud?

~~~~#~~~#~~~
great JJ clearly isn't getting any at the moment, could you rustle up some randy nuns and send them round to his place
~~~~~~~~~~###~~~~~~~~###~~
yeah, have them bring some strapons just in case, thanks

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

fantastic!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

i'd like this to be a concept sketch for a new TV series.

as it's WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

Ride it to the lake, the ancient lake!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

oooo its got brian all a flutter

(Undercovers, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:16, archived)

Fat Gore

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

'Monitor envy*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

yes!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

^this

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

*switches webcam off*

shit.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

LOL

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

Ello precious

Not on for long, just dropped in to inform those who give a shit that the mortgage was approved today, so now it's all my guys contacting their guys etc!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

YAY!

*hugs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

;-)

Thank you!

b3ta.com/board/7206916#post7206954

Captain did PICTURE! Not just Captain Texty any more!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

oh my

the hulk has become quite foxy!
=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

you still wont like her when she's angry

or on teh blob

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Silly!

That's a FAIRY, totally different tefal of trout.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

i'm sorry

surrealism's just not my cup of tuna.

she is a very lovely fairy. well done you.
who is she? random flickr person?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

random google images person.

something to do with her haircut.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

'tis quite a pixie elfish type haircut

looks good it does

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

S'alright

personally I like long hair on girls.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

so do i, i was talking about your 'shopping skills

nobber!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Only to you, lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

aw thanks

erm...i think

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

yay!

huzza!

and congrats.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

Mwa!

I'm very hyper now. And I've just started the Gi Diet so I've got more energy than mr motivator.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

HURRAH!!

Already found a place?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

Aye

Little georgian flat- small floorplan, but really high ceilings and original features.

And it's £50 below stamp duty threshold ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

well done you

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

Well thankee kindly, guvner.

It was the first place we viewed- viewed it last Saturday, saw my IFA on Monday, put an offer in and had it accepted Tuesday....

:D I'm a quick mover when I want to be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

You mean "Your People are talking to Their People"?

Congrats, Cap'n, best of luck!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

I do!

Eeee, ta!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

WIFESWAPPING!!

I mean, houseswapping!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

I'm not swapping my wife!

I like him, he can reach the top sheves at Tesco.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

*envies manwife*

/shortarse blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

Same here.

That's why all the chocolate in the house is at the top of the cupboards.

Bastard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

ha ha ha!!

that's where i hide the smarties cookies
:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

GIT

It's sexism, that's what it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

All you tall people are evil!

*mumbles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

i'm not evil

*weeps openly*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Do you hide things I want where I can't reach?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

no dear

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

it's no use guys, this one's too far gone!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

oh!! i'm evil now!

but when we're 1000 yards from the stage and you can't see the act
whose shoulders will you be climbing on, eh!?
EH!?!?

:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

I wouldn't climb on anyone's shoulders

I wouldn't want to break them

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

I was wondering if I knew any women with the self esteem to actually get on someone's shoulders

I know I wouldn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

Not unless it was Arnie's or somesuch

Who I was less likely to break

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

i'm not evil

i get things off shelves for little people

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

we all want to know how orange your hair is now

:D

'grats on teh mortgauge stuff

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

No oranger

Not bindun, m'fraid. Will be soon though.

_{ta mate ;-)}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

curses!

/jaffa hunger

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

I have oranges

and jaffa ones too.

You may have one if you so desire.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

sweet and sticky FTW!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

I have strawberries and natural yoghurt too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

i need five a day

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

I'm going to skin up a massive J now.

This big *spreads arms*

ARMS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

i have one poor excuse of a J left in my special tin

it's not gonna get me past dinner time :(

*paws at Wow's front door*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Come round!

I've got about....3 8ths left, out of a half. Homegrown.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Congratters

Good luck :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

:D Thank you!

I'm well bouncy now...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

*videos*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

*steadycams*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

pffft

'ning cheeky

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

ello sexeh ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

*blush*

i've still not worked out what your surname is yet!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

it's Chic

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Oh yes, I didnt reply did I

"nope"

:)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

your sig just unexpectedly made me do a laughing type noise

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

that's right

nope you didn't.

so did i get the middle name wrong too?

what was the anagram again?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

I only know his first name.

but I know it HARD.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Just anagramed my name

'Volatile pruriency'! (Whatever the bloody hell that is!)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

What was mine?

I can't remember.

*glasscocks*

courtesy of Emvee

A hymen fro
Horny fame
Farm honey

That's not counting my middle name.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

Geoff?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

Elizabeth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

why am I looking at what now?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

*licks frog*

*.....*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

Footprint?

more like a carbon bum print Mr Gore...

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The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

whale/thames

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Would you laugh if PEOPLE HAD BEEN KILLED?

Would you? Even if the people were killed by exploding from over-eating? Would you laugh then?

I bet you would, you utter bar staff.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

fuck yeah!

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

prolly

this is b3ta you know.

i deal with tragic events by finding the humor in them.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

and if it's not obvious where the humour is

then try cutting the bodies open and shoving stuff about until you find it.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

TERROR!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

is this the new frog fucks granny or something?

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

I just jumped onto the fearmongering train

I'm aiming at Mail on Sunday stature

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

haha nice

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

ANGST!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Success!

*grants the police extra powers and erode civil rights*

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

*REMORSE*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

*secretly jails without trial*

every time you remorse you are helping them

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

*CONFESSES*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

*tortures*

reminds me of this www3.nationalgeographic.com/salem/

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

That was a cool ride~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

Where!?

Quick, grant the police extra powers and erode civil rights!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

^This!

They hate us because of our freedom. Quick, hide the freedoms!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

yep.

this is b3ta after all...

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

hell yeah

exploding from over-eating would be hilarious

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

why am i looking at your "look at me, i've a poncy huge telly and DVD that makes it look like a fireplace/fishtank"?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

I know you are but what am I?

(

mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

No - she went of her own accord!

AICMFP

Mornington Crescent.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Mr Tea, please let me introduce you to Mr Monitor...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

i need a new poncy huge telly

my one has lost all teh green
now everything is a hint of purple
:(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Sounds like 'Prince Syndrome'

you need Muppet Show Season 3 DVD, that'll get yer green back

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

sounds like a plan!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

Sounds like your CRT is fucked

try sticking a magnet to the side of it for a while.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

i tipped it on it's front for a day

and that made it work ok for about a week

it is 15 years old now
it's also been dropped from a loft hatch
but it was ok, it bounced off jesus*

*true story

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

Well in that case

take it out in the garden and chuck a brick at the screen. Best fun you can have with a busted telly.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

but then, i wont have anything to play N64 on :(

sniff sniff

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

*covets 37" widescreen flatpanel*

begone, foul demon.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

*coverts long lay ins on a weekend and the absence of screaming children*

i make them wear gags now

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

Sounds like it needs degaussing

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

it's not a bong, you know!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

:o)

I thought it could be fixed with a "special wand".

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

he he

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

oh you shit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

well, ok

just this once.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

I just finished my degree!

So have this chap:

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

WooYay!

Although it doesn't look like it's done you much good...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

congrats

and that reminds me i must ebay my degree scroll thing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

i'll swap you my 2:2 Biology degree from Reading

for yours, or for whatever small change you have in your pocket...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

I have a diploma in Holistic Therapy

That do?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

Done, the certificate is in the post

I may have wiped my arse on it a few years ago though.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

I have a foundation certificate in food hygene

*beams*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

I have one of those

from a short stint working as a bar steward at Bristol Airport 9 years ago.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

hahaha

congrats

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

Well done you!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

I admire you

I'm glad I got mine before b3ta was around. I still doubt that I'll get my PhD if not with a thesis on internet memes and humour.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

Why not?

You can get degrees in other silly things like darts and English these days, why not b3ta?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

I'm considering it.

I'm confidents in my CDCs skills, but I still have to master the punnage.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

It helps if you do a 'mickey mouse' degree

like mine

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

Disney then?

That is a bit silly

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

Well in my last exam

I wrote two essays about chimpanzees and monkeys...

Anyway, pub time!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

My sister's friend did his dissertation on

'The Effect of Greek and Roman Literature on Doctor Who'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

Wow!

I chose the wrong subject!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

imitation?

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

social learning and theory of mind (psychology)

so yes there was monkey imitation!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

yay!

telekinesis ftw

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

Congrats!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

BATTENBURG!

\o/

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

you wont last long out on the suface of Mars, Quaid!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

zats great... weah ahh we?

edit: how rude... a hearty woo of course to the image at the top of this thread!

(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

i'm gonna need an extra hand!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

hahaha

have you been rummaging in my porn collection?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

dang..

busted again.

(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

bang

dusted again

(is how I read that)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

wang

rusted again

(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

O_O

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

Total Recoil!

at that picture.

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The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

You didn't ask for it - but here it is anyway:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

Ooh! A mention!

And for being obscure as well, I like that ;-)

EDIT: Out of interest, what surprised you about The King?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

Just some very odd remarks

Nothing in particular, really

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

Fair enough!

And there's a prize for anyone who knows what my sig is...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

piss pü brain buy donkey

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Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

Closest so far

But not very close

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers

Silly person.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

Is it anything to do with ISIHAC?

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

It's the bit of text you can add to go after your name when you post on the message board.

But that's not important right now.

*claims prize*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

shirley you can't be serious?

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Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

I am serious

and don't call me surely.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

*snigger*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

hahahaha YAY!

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

Pot Pi Bigup Ban Dickwad?

It's street slang I think.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

reveal the answer

or suffer a purple nurple

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Dance round the garden in the nude,
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

bah! i was hoping for 'most forgettable non-entity'

maybe next year, eh?

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

I'll fight you for that award!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

cor!

do I win a prize?

(

Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

Of course you do!

*rummages around under desk for prize*

Be with you in a moment....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

Yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

TERROR!

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

Bah!

I was hoping for best mediocre occasional poster.

(

Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

Best mediocre....?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

Most compressed jpg:-

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

haha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

...

(

north5 ?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

pfft!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

^this

very much this!

(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

Sod the lot of ya

I've fixed it now.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

To be honest, I don't think dave has had the most puns out this week

/its all political blog

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

I demand stats!

Please don't make the mistake of thinking this actually *means* anything. That would be wrong.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

*Demands a Best Weasel Award*

Else I'll take it to the media!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

here you are:

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

\o/

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

And the baltic states

all just vote for each other?

(

north5 ?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

In Soviet Russia, all the Baltic States.... oh, hang a moment.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

hahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

Lalalalalalalala *pretends not to have fixed it* lalalalalalalala

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

haha! You didn't need to 'fix' it... I was only messin :)

(

mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

please don't wake me

no don't shake me

leave me where i am
i'm only sleeping

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

*shakes*

(

mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

*becomes highly frustrated in a way only rudely awoken people can achieve*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

hehe - bless you

I made the mistake of editing 'live' on the server - hence the earlier version.

I should proof my text BEFORE uploading.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Persiflage

such a lovely word

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

This is no time for airy persiflage!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

How about a spot of badinage then?

*reclines on chaise longue*

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

fourdam is back?!

edit: bah! i meant: RIS?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

Caught ya!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

Bah!

And where is fourdam anyway?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

bah

i missed out today.

*does something offensive for tomorrow*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

i'm suprised by the surprising nature of my suprise postage

i haven't a clue to which you refer

Edit: and i missed 4dam!?!?
*cries*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

Nothing in particular

(This whole idea is pretty threadwastey anyhow, so have no worries)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

i'm just happy to be included

i think...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

Lies

4dam is still tied up neatly in my basement

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

Officelol

And now I'm grateful for alt+tab

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

ahahahah

this is most fantastique!

and also has a moral

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

hahaha!

best one yet...

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

he he

fear the cucumber ninja!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

More of this sort of thing!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

hahaha

oh noes!

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

O_o

*THUD*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

SPONG!

A WOO AND A YAY RIGHT UP THE HOUPLA!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

Hahaha

Woo!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

(Meta4, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

That is truly wonderful.

LOL

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha haa!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Excellent! Needs more Captain Kerry to save them! It's his birthday! C]:0D
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

Flippin Magic

Poor Scorpion..

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The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

Hahaha

I dread what he could do with his cucumber!

(duck Quack !, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

hahahaha

genius

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

Is a cucumber ninja

like a legendary swordsman?

(Alexander Graham Smell, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

Funniest things i've seen on here in ages

Full on belly laughing here, click click click 'til my fingers bleed

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

best ace

wicked awe-dog

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

Yes!

Even better than most of your others, which are ace.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 21 May 2007, 18:58, archived)

Its a bit ginger beer

(Vampiror Nightstalker likes to watch your every move!, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

Looks cool

Is it for a game?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

it's a bit low poly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

agreed

he should be in a teacup

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

With go-faster saucer

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

*risses like fuck*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

I am captain RIS

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

I think

It's something to do with Jeremy Clarkson

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

here:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6676839.stm

five people complained!!!!!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

the last sentence makes it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Absolutely

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

FFS.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

*laughs at the germans*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

Too easy...

/works for 'em so knows

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:01, archived)

Ah, so I can continue thinking he is a ugly, unfunny twat then

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

yep

that's what i love about him

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

and his terrible prejudiced mind makes it funny

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

He's just saying what a lot of people aren't brave enough to

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

he's like everyone's favourite father in law

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

"bloody nig-nogs!"

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

spear chuckah!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

But only if its done in a humerous way.

(humerous? (sp?))

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

humourous

the humerus is a bone

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

that's what he is for

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

Jesus fuck.

State of the world today, etc.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

Fentemans=luscious

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

BLANDFORD FLY!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Not a real ale girl

Although Mr Trellis is. Fentemans don't do booze, just things like victorian lemonade :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

Proper beer ftw!

*thirsts*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

I'm aware that Fentiman's isn't booze

I just got excited . . .
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

That's alright then

How excited?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

yay

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

I'd like to check out the hamster's banana for myself

*sighs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

^this

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

I really am very puzzled

why so many women fancy him...

(Alexander Graham Smell, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

Mrs GS likes him

and Derren Brown

I reckon he hypnotoaded her

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

Never heard it called that before

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Yep

LOADS of women do ...despite him being 3 foot tall

(Alexander Graham Smell, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

Let's see now

Small & cute
Good looking
Gorgeous eyes
Cheeky
Nice bum in a wet suit
Has children (so we know everything works)
REALLY nice hands

*daydreams*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

it's the jeans and casual jacket combo FTW everytime

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

And lazer eyes

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

Nice hands!!!!

Not really a phrase I hear at the disco much...

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

Probably not

But nice hands is a must. It's why I also like David Tennant.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

i'm not gay, but david tennant has a nice smile (so many girls pointed it out to me)

i'm not a bit ginger beer

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

FUCKING POOF

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

piff paff

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

hello?

/dodgy hearing

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

why.

what is it with today's society? people get called gay for acknowledging the fact that a good looking guy is good looking. girls say 'oh your'e so beautiful' all the time! they don't get called lesbians!

stupid rassah fassah sexist rassah mumble fassah gay

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

FUCKING LEZZAH!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

oh yes...

agreed!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

I also don't really get the nice hands thing either

Women are strange and unusual creatures... had an ex who was first attracted to me because i'm left-handed..odd!

(Alexander Graham Smell, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

you not seen

his wang?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Is he hung like a donkeys older brother?

(Alexander Graham Smell, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

if said older brother

is castrated

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

'boyish'

I think.
Not my bag, man.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

pbfcomics.com/?cid=0PBF48022BC-Small_Man.jpg#50

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

They all have Doctor Who fantasies

Doesn't do anything for me

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

don't you want your titties suckled by a Darlek suction cup

whilst the good Doctor tickles your anus with his sonic screw driver?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

If you put it like that....

And the Face of Boe is giving me a blowie

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

Jesus

I never did previously, but you just sold it to me!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

hold on, i'm just filling out this order form

for 20 tons of snow for mister innuit

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

Actually i'm not gay

But i'd give the doctor length if he asked nicely

(Alexander Graham Smell, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

I'd prefer 'the hairy one'

of 'the hairy one'

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

He's alright

In a 'love men who can play the piano' way. But Hamster is lovely :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

er... erm...

/suicides

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

Hahaha

Beautiful

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

This is what I like to see!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

How could that have not been frontpaged?!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

I wondered that

Its because his usernumber is more than 3 digits

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

because there is no justice in this world

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

Thats brill^

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

hahahaha this is a thing of beauty

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

Proper Lol

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

i love you, count vanderhoff.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

yay

*bums*

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

haha

fantastic nice one!

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

just seen that meself

fucking ridiculous, the world's gone PC crazy

next i won't be able to keep my coloured houseboy in chains and a thong

*adjusts monocle*

in other news: "'Violent poof' in Purdue lab inspires scientist" from the reg, think that scientist could end up in court too

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

I wouldn't mind

But he didn't even make the original comment, it was a member of the audience. He just carried it on.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

what now?

what happened?

/nosyparker

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7210524

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

wtfaybbq?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

TERROR!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

*EDIT* I'm really sorry about this one and i'm spanging myself even.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

*dies a little inside*

TJ: A lorry driver just came onto me. A female one.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

was she a gusher?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

*belly laugh*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

arf

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

I don't know what that means

But I'm guessing I don't want to

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

it means you'll probably need a shower

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

'female ejaculation'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

I was right

I didn't. No, she just got very friendly

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

result!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

Christ!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

hahahahaha

dear god!

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

Jesus Shitting Christ

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

mr the hat

stop hacking peoples' accounts

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

wtf?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

pffffft

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

O_o

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

je-fucking-sus

*cleeks*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

And Now, Sports Fans, 'The Adoration of The Major'

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

arf!

his cock smells like curry...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

still, it was an improvement on

woo to original pic

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

That original painting is beautiful.

You shoppage is great too :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

*blushes*

You're too kind.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

Hahahaha!

I was only saying to Norma the other day . . .
Gold, Frankincense and a mermaid

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

hehe

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Haha

Brilliant

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

:) *laughs* at the tiny tinky...

People point at me in art galleries.

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The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

I am RISing

But I woo the work you have put into this, so woo.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

Thanks, Mr D_B

have a little clarification: here

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

Yo magi

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

*Looks up at ceiling in search of hidden camera*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

I like to think he's wanking and crying simultaneously.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

Grim.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

Stay out of my profile you!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

and mine

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

mind if I come in?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

The world according to ceiling cat.

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

You emo!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?

CUNT.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

you called off the minigolf

And I'd been drinking heavily the night before. Natural light hurt.

Was it good?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

No. It was a bunch of internerd cunts being shit.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:32, archived)

Inspired by the weekends apparent sporting activity and son's forthcoming birthday

My son said he wanted 'anything Chelsea' for his room. Have I got this right?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Arf!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Hahaha!

Why not get him a Range Rover?

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

Yes

A black one

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thistle, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

Pensioners ftw!

*goes to find Mourinho's dog*

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

needs more scuba gear

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

needs more chelsea clinton

..not that i'd want her in my bedroom

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

i bet you wouldn't kick her out.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

mindbleachmindbleachmindbleachmindbleachmindbleachmindbleach

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

chelsea clinton?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

She doesn't look too bad here

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

I reckon she's rather lovely, post-surgery

www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004880.html

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

that's not plastic surgery

that's what we call a "hair" "cut"

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

my hair cuts never change my teeth or chin

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning,

and the first thing that I heard....

was a song outside my window,
and the traffic wrote the words

It came a-reeling up like christmas bells,
and rapping up like piiiiiiiiiipes and drums!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

so i flick through a few jazz mags

and pulled my pud until it cums.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

Haha

Smell my cheese you mother!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

hehehe ^this^

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

I've got the cheeese!!

*runs away*

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

FONDUE!!!!!!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Haha

this is awesome.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Hahaha!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

hahahahahaha

my son fave joke!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

Who cares?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7203717
Go on

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Like this one?

www.b3ta.com/board/6202836

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thistle, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

Sexy enough for my standards.

*Sexes*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

Uh...

you've got me there

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

bah

She's no Wilma Dearing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

He mentioned Wilma! *drools*

I made this:
www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=2364982
[LEGO mashup contest. I lost. Bastards].

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

JENGA!!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

oh, nice

is she destroying that ot just parading over her victory of demolision.

tis WOO what ever

(edit)miind you her left foot looks a little twisted, either that ir she has lost some toes.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

I think she's a hobo

and that's the tipping site she lives on

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

was that a large herd of Chocobos that just went past??

O_o

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

I am not drawing Chocobos.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

when you're locked in my cellar

you'll draw what you're told . . . err . . . I mean . . . it'd be lovely if you'd visit . . .
Mwwwahahahahahahaaaa! *cough*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

Hurray!

I nearly ran over a kid who was standing in the road wearing headphones . . .

He wasn't anywhere near as sexay!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

you shold have carried on if he wasn't sexeh

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

I did

He jumped!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

Ace!

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teedyay, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

New money making venture goes arye.

Click for bigger (286KB)

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The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

this isn't anything personal

cos that's a nice pic

but it's nearly 3.30pm
this had been pretty much done to death by lunchtime

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

~~lunchtime~~ 8am

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

7:45am

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

Actually it was pretty much done by the time I got to work

At 7.30am

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Bah,

you win.

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

Woo!

What's the prize?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

A small cell with Paris Hilton

Hahahahahahahahha *caugh* haha

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

I forfeit!

You win! They tested me and found I'd been taking - er - chlorylhydrate and valium.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

this wonderful classy high quality replica reproduction of a topical post

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

A bandwagon is dragging on its axles

when "Tesco Value" pics turn up.

"Tesco value tea clipper" etc

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

tesco value

public bonfire

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

Thats the sort of thing

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

~~arye~~ awry

/pedant

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

also: "we're"

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

*stands by for hullabaloo*

And you spelt we're wrong. :op

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

Well I found it amusing...

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

Eh, I like it

could be worse, it could be another fucking text-on-a-picture-of-George-Bush-that-steals-its-punchline-from-Little-fucking-cunting-Britain post

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Haha

Very good

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

Boo me :(

....and I called it Cutty 'Shark' as well before I noticed... I know its a bit value but god loves a trier and a dyslexic.

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The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

Ah, ignore the moaners

just remember, to be topical you have to get up very early in the morning here

use a speelcheckr

and all will be well

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

let's try this again

does anyone recognise the typeface on the object in this image?

looks very familiar, but i cant place it

www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Craft050607x5.jpg

if this post offends anyone's delicate sensibilities, i apologise and recommend a review of your medications and adjust those dosages accordingly...

thanks again!

(planetfall, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

It's webdings

Sorry mate I've no idea.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

Gobbledegook Sans

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DogHorse plop, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

i recognise it

but without a shopped picture, i'm not at liberty to tell you

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

lol

lolololololololololololol

/red rag to bull blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

freak

anyone above the age of 12 should not be LOLing
:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

Who said I was over twelve?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

your breasts did

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

he ment age

not inches tall

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

Oh ok

Fair comment

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

It's called

Comic Sans

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

But it's only Monday!

www.whatareweyourtypefacerecognisingbitches.org

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

thats the alien ship photo isn't it?

Uh, I think its just a generic alien font.
I'm sure I've seen it before too

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

alien ship photo?

'ningles dude

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2022.html?theme=light

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

Quick search reveals this

www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2022.html?theme=light

My eyes say it's CG.

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

'lo chief!

yea, there is a bunch of alien ship photos that aren't blurred/tiny/moving too fast.

Donno, they look like a neat bit of photoshoppery and the Fox Moulder in me wishes it was true

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

theres no wher on it for the aliens to be

looks like nice art though.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

Maybe it's a remote drone scanning the surface

Looking for a good point to land and start the invasion

*packs suitcase and flees to moon*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

I was just about to type that myself

Great minds and all that, I'll get the tin foil hats, you reserve us somewhere nice. See if you can get a view of the sea of Tranquility.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

Judging by the design,

I think they are Aliens from the planet Goatse

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

I for one welcome our new Alien meme themed over lords.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

we already have, they're japanese

they already own us, here in the states

so far they're not bad as far as overlords go

thanks for all the help on the board today, i'm looking forward to a goatse'd version of the aircraft...

my deep apologies if a bandwagon has been precipitated

(planetfall, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

right

its simply an undidentified aircraft at this point, looks like a well done cgi hoax, i'm going through some font sites right now, but if anyone happened to instantly recognise it, that would be sweet...

so far, if it turns out to NOT be a somewhat available decorative font, its just adds to the elaborateness of the hoax.

i sure appreciate the regards here, thank you

(planetfall, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

I think it's quite clearly CGI

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

well, yeah

if you're going to go to the effort of making an alien ship for hoaxes, you're hardly likely to cover it in time new roman are you?

ffs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

haha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

Hahah

Most considerate aliens ever

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

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mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

hahahaha

*fears sourcepic*

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

i can't even be arsed to click the link

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

it's what looks like the underside of a helicopter rotor

with some "wipeout 2097" type font on it
*yawns*

aren't you glad you couldn't be bothered?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

Here you go

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

definitely Klingon . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

ah yes, i forgot

this isn't b3ta it's www.myfonts.com/whatthefont

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

boy, are you lost

b3ta is 50 miles that way.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

Go past the Quo and take the next right after Lemon Party.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

Thats a shortcut through the bad part of town.

If you take the goatse tunnel you'll get there much faster

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

No shark

Not real

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Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

i didnt post the image

because i was sure that we could only post images the we shop personally, i'm mindful of the faq's

heres the full 'investigative' account:

www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2022.html?theme=light

i volunteer with a debunking group... and these pics are too good to be true

thanks again

(planetfall, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

Seams all real to me

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

what do we win?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

A years supply

Of fluff.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

belly or kitten?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

Belly.

Every Time.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

Some of it looks a bit like Katakana

but I think it is just a nice font or a mixture of several fonts.

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Aenesis, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

i think you're on the right track

i've been looking at kana characters and its obviously just that, i have some japanese friends looking to see if they can make out any words

thanks to everyone here for your indulgence!

(planetfall, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

I dont know

but when I scroll up and down the messageboard I keep seeing a giant female stormtrooper performing a sex act on a midgit princes leiha.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

Aurabesh

at a guess

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

Yup its here...

http://www.fadbabbyfonts.net/alienscript

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

Haha

nearly

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

I love fonts.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

you're welcome

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

wtf?!

it's japanese writing, i think it's called risto.

(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

Good night HariBo...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

Work... kill... brain

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

hahahaha

you're on a roll

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

Huh?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

i hope this is the sort of reception you was expecting

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

You are channelling Dave

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

there's definitely a remote possibility

of that

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

it's this old pun stick i found down the back of his sofa

it's becoming quite useful!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

*groans*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

s'on standby

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

ha ha, top stuff as per

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

ha ha ha!!

i like the style

even though your lips look like a randy worm
noshing himself off

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

you think about something sexual every seven seconds!

or was it just another of your Freudian tits? err . . . slips?
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

it took me tits

14 seconds to muff write this reply

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

I shall add that to my collection of bad puns, to go with;

"Thats shoe, that is" pointing at my shoe.

"Bin there" pointing at bin.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

Hahaha

I still "pfft" when the lady asks me to do the bins and I come back and say "Bin dun".

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

The lay-dee?

*Twizzles moustache*
Ding dong!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

How romantic

an evening in on acid, freaked out by what you think you're seeing on the television

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fuscous, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

Well,

we've all done it

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

Have this, too

It's built on a wooden spoon.

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

what does it do?

very nicely made whatever it is ;)

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

It sits there and glares, mostly

www.spoonrace.co.uk

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

sooon race!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

"Each spoon will be a portrait of its maker or a local historical character"

you must be really ugly =D

*edit* or you live near Swamp Thing. That'd be cool

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

*tries to stifle real lols*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

BUILT on a wooden spoon, or GREW on a wooden spoon when you left it in the kitchen for 8 months?

Woo!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

^This!

I think I actually have one of those living in my kitchen.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

No Mum

I don't want to lick the spoon.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

I think the spoon might want to lick you though.

'ning chap.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

Ah! Comrade Spoonowski!

ning!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

'ningles old boy

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

nings old pulse!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

as in my finger off it?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

You stole that from the 1970's Doctor Who props department

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

~~props~~ costume

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

I don't recall them making alien-cake in any episodes

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

That famous episode from 1973

"Doctor Who and the freaky wooden spoon men"

Shat me right up, a whole 4 years before I was born.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

cthulhu's little brother?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

I had Shoggoths in mind while growing it

yes

(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

you need

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

NO CLOTHES TIME!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

now you're off to button moon

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

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