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Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

Bob Crow's head on a fucking pole!

/3 hours to get to work blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

Took me about 30 seconds:p

'ning all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

'Ning Sir

Took me no time at all.

/jobless broke student

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

lol

My job is live in:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

That is better than mine

In that you get paid.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

And have no rent, bills and free internetz:P

EDIT: oh and free brekkie and coffee:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

I get that luxury

Yay for not moving out from my parents even though I've dropped out of college twice already.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)

I managed to drop out of two uni's one collage

And still managed to lecture an a 3rd uni:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

I wanted to work from home

but the boss didn't have anything 'suitable'

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

such as the company sex phone line?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

Someone had already bagged that...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

bob crow running down darkened tunnels while an unmanned tube train whose brakes have rusted open chases him down a slight incline

and he wishes his company weren't such fuckwits that they'd maintained the system properly. and hundred of commuters won't let him onto the platforms as he jogs past desperatly out of breath. they just push him back onto the tracks and laugh and laugh.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

^this^

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

hehe - nice. That's what they all say...

Anyway... Can you draw a Shrubbery?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

another shrubbery?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

Yes a shrubbery!

combined with the holy hand grenade of Antioch

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

Something obscene please

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

ignore everyone elses suggestions and draw someones furry fantasy?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

You whine too much.

When was the last time I drew an anthro outside of SA, anyway?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

Draw a grape being trodden on, and letting out a little whine!

...sorry.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

Friday

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

Happy b3taday!!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

ahahahhha!

i was thinking of doing a beattie version, but this saves me the trouble

thank you, and fp this now please!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

hippy bidets!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

happy b3taday!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)

Schloop schloop schloop....

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

the 10th.

It was that lion/gazelle thing.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

and you pandering to the furry masses bores the crap out of me, if you want to make this personal, lets..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

Don't you mean...

panda-ring?

_{I don't agree with what you said, I was just making a crap pun}

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

arf!

and I couldn't give a flying fuck if you agree with me or not

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

_{I'm glad we had this small-text discussion}

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

I'm feeling a lot better now thank you :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

You know what I'm going to suggest

Giant eel, depths, lake, boat

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

a sprout festival

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

the human condition...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

That's my kind of hamster

Me next?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

i've still got a pizza spade thingy from working in a bowling alleys cafe!

that would make a great paddle!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

The pins might come in handy n'all

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

those pins are surprisingly heavy you know...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

I just meant for a few frames

you know, for after the spanking

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

My Arsehole

Edit: Do you actually ever draw anything that people suggest in their responses?
/not seen anything yet blog.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

That will all depend upon what you've eaten for lunch...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

Nothing.

Fucking work day with meetings!
/Usually includes missing breakfast and lunch and any form of food up until 3.00pm.
/I also love chilli If that helps JJ

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

Actually, he drew Jesus playing a guitar riding a flaming shark once

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

Very good.

As long as he does do things and not just use his talent to fuel his sadistic ego by letting down people down.
/As I said, I had not seen anything yet.
/Does not mean it doesnt happen.
/I think white wine makes me a nasty cunt & that is why I usually stick to reds.
/sorry for any offence any one may have exprerienced due to my previous post.
/Not really sorry, but please accept the above statement as some form of appology
;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

He drew a super sleeping mouse at my request once

I'll repost it if he doesn't mind.

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

You should!

Then I can say that I have seen it and shall not whinge ever again*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

Linked cos it's 85K

www.b3tards.com/u/3f5e28e0144f5225962f/mouse_dream.jpg

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

Yes

JJ drew my suggestion of 'Two buffalo, dressed as country gents, discussing something or other. In the background, Keith Chegwin is being taken roughly from behind by a sperm whale' a while back - sadly I haven't got the image on my works PC so I can't share it again at the moment...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

www.collectedcurios.com/Buffalo_Toffs.jpg

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

That's the kiddie!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)

Mine too once

Donkey on a bike in the sky.

But he lost the original, so I never got my print :(

(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

haha

it's always about the expanding boobies with you isn't it?

i thought of something awesome for you to draw but i forgot what it was!
fuck it, draw it anyway!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

It's called 'Market Saturation' :)

I'm more of a leg person.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

is that a sugar cube on her nose?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

*slap*

don't be silly!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

*sobs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

i don't think anyone else has noticed the hidden link yet

can you draw a royal marine green beret, in profile, looking all scary and stuff?
similar to that native american drawing you done a while ago.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

Gandhi chewing a marble

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

A small boy

who, having climbed a particularly tall tree, is being applauded by the cast of Emmerdale Farm for his efforts. The ruins of a decommissioned power station are just visible over the horizon.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

happy b3taday!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

Ooh thankyou!

I hadn't realised! Has it really been a whole year?

*reminisces*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

this idea has legs

do it

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

Congrats on your b3taday!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

thankyou!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

is it wrong

that my favourite part of that is the look on the hamster's face?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

Ning Mr JJ

follow up on yesterday's End of the Day doodle
www.collectedcurios.com/Undie_Tease.jpg

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

Draw a spasticated king of toilet ducks pissing on a wall while laying an egg into a frying pan being held by the Bernard Mathew's turkey kicker.

p.s. i aM nEW aND jUST fOR tHE rECORD, i aM nOT rEALLY sPASTICATED...hONEST!

(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

Are you sure?

Have you got a second opinion? :p

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

lOL yOU cHEEKY fARQUAR :)

dRAW aN aPE sHITTING oN a mICROSOFT aUTOMATIC uPDATE wITH bILL gATES lOOKING oN iN hORROR

(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

What on earth is going on with your caps lock?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

Good hat!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)

Thank ee

And a hippie bathday to you sir.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)

I inverted the caps

soz, lol

(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

arf!

first Horny Water, now a Big Boob Asteroid? :D

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

porn goth chick

not a real goth chick who would be fat and deluded

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

you should draw some men with enormous cocks maybe

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mutated monty, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

Right! Everyone elses suggestions are a load of old bollocks as usual...

...so ONCE AGAIN it's up to me to save the day...*

Draw a kitten dinner party, where one kitten has had a little too much catnip and has just committed a terrible faux pas.

*may contain traces of irony

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

i, for one, desire to see this.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

Draw a mole contemplating an armed bank robbery

to pay for his wife's hip surgery, while his fieldmouse accomplace tries to talk him out of it by suggesting that selling his collection of McDonalds HappyMeal toys from the early 80s would be a far better way to raise the money. The whole situation is overshadowed by the fact that his wife is faking the hip injury in an attempt to swindle money from an insurance company.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

a cherub

holding a water pistol
that looks like a magnum
and pretending to be dirty harry

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

A tea pipe

how are you today JJ?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

Draw a

very frightened Nun (with big tits) at a penguin shoot.

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)

Something about animal crossing

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)

A sexy Nigella

Making more gastroporn for BBC2.

(Dr GUID, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

Lord of teh apez.....

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

hahaha

that giant banana hook has made me spurt tea

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

'ning Benjy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

www3.barnesy.org/board/7574748

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

how 's life treating you

my fine ginger fellow?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

about the usual my lanky scotsman.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

how dreadfully dull

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

Goatse in Bioshock

It's true.

img182.imageshack.us/img182/1938/biogoatsemw2.png

/relurk

(Mr. Partyhat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

1) ARRG! Teh PNG!

2) ARRG! Teh Link!
3) LOL
4) Profit.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

LOL=???

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wjh31, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)

Ha ha ha

He's dropped his wedding ring!

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

nononono

pown.alluc.org/?uid=278

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

TJ on that note

Who said they had the goatse hands ready-shopped?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

plans for your 10,000th?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

if you want goatse hands, then you should have to go through the pain of looking at it :P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

I've seen it

But somebody else has been through the pain for me, why can't I make that pain worthwhile?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

Because it's almost an acceptance ritual

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

I think Manley has some

but I also think you should go through the ritual

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

I do

and I agree.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)

heheh

they held a design a logo competition for bioshock, and a goatse based one came third place.
www.2kgames.com/cultofrapture/features/coverfinalists/10.jpg

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

Ha!

my favourite piece of trivia in ages

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NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)

Arf!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

Banana nightlife.

NSFW - if you're a banana.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

haha

ace

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mugatu, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahahahahaaa!

BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

Yay - Strip clubs!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

Exxxcellent!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

Arf!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

hehehe

charming

bananas are herbs, not fruit*

*might be true

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

Is entirely true

And they walk

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

Just like Triffids

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

is it that day already?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

It certainly is

The fireworks are on tonight...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

oooo...

ahhhh...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

aargh!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

and they have big pod things on the end of the bunches (true)

filled with spiders (maybe)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

l n

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

hahahaha

how nawty :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

YAY FOR BANANA'S!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

Haha!

That's fantastic!

'ning all

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

hahahaha!

'ello all

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

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tipassoi, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

first b3ta post

Hello all
please be gentle im a b3ta virgin.

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

b3ta virgin eh?

Nicely shopped - check
Decent filesize - check
Attention to detail - check
Username - Pfft!

Welcome, you're ours now!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

^this^

& Woo!
even though I think this compo is shit and hate it all. I feel that I must make you feel welcome.
P.S. Watch them /talk people, they do not take nicely to noobs (or anyone out of their "clique" for that matter)
P.P.S. Your work productivity and social interaction at home will only plummet from here on in;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

Good advice

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

guess what?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

You got a job?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

no,

the capatin here works with me!
he's not here right now because he's gone to ultrasound..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

He's a FUHL?

Excellent!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

get your badge ready for when he gets back!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

It's ready and waiting!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

badgnidge

So ives tells me that you may av a lil summin for a fellow fuhl ;o).....
please.....

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

Ning Sir!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

Ning mate!

Fucking windy innit!?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

Yeah too right!

A good day to stay indoors.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

That only seems to happen on a good day!

DAMN IRONY!
(or whatever Alanis calls it;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

Huzzah!

You'll never leave, etc

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

woo!

welcome to b3ta...you'll never leave!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

welcome

and woo also :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

hahaha I love this one

it's the award that does it for me!

Welcome!
Chair a kitten, pull a shop!

You'll never leave

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

^that

it's all in the details

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

happy b3taday!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

virgin eh?

*bum rapes savagely*
and woo to the pic!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

Ooh...

Well shopped. AND a banana trophy.

You get a Woo, a Yay, and I'LL pull you up a kitten to sit on in a shop.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

ace

welcome sir

pullover mittens

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

Hello and welcome to B3ta

Please don't do such a good first post in future, it makes the rest of us look bad.

Ta.

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

ignore her

make your next first post better than this first post, but be sure to make the first post prior to your last post so good that it is instantly front paged.
welcome.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

Very Woo

for first go!

More of this sort of thing

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

*grooms*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

leave him alone!!

he's mine!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

Nice 1st post!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

*checks usual list*

looks good to me.

Welcome!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

pfft!

woo, and a big hearty welcome!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

Jaws doesn't stand a chance against

(Sean85L, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)

that's no baboo... oh

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

Happy B3taday Bloop!

(

CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

yay!

thanks everyone

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

Happy Happy b3tadayday!

Cayke?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

yes please!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

Chocolate, madeira or my special booze laden fruit cake?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

I have to choose?

the booze one sounds good!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

HAPPY FUCKING CANDLEDAY!!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

just make sure you blow them out first

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

now where's the fun in that?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

merry b3taday!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

harpy b3rtday

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

hippy

b3rthday

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

Hippo b3ta-birdee day things...!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

Happy b3taday!

woo!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

Happy Christmas!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

Happy first!

and a good 'ning to you and all

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

Happy B3taday!!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

Happy B3taday!

CAKE AND JELLIES TIEM!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

i should have made a picture or something

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

There's still time!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

yay

hbd!

(

Your watch is BACK, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

DrZaarlon Would Like To Wish....

[happy b3ta day matey]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

happy b3taday

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

HaP B3tadA!

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

pffft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

haha

I like this

he's made a nice pattern in the clouds

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

hee hee!

This has amused me

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

happy b3taday!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

likewise!

*shares cayke*
*but keeps bigger half*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

IT'S B3TADAY GALORE!

Congratulations!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

Cheers!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

Happy B3taday!

(

CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

ooh ta!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

sloppy

bitchday!

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

Ooh, I certainly hope so...

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

another one!

is this going to be another b3taday week like last week!
merry b3taday!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

thankyou!

*does b3taday dance*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

happy b3taday to you too!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

yay! ta

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7574783

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

thankyou!

and 'ning all.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

Happy B3taday!!

to you too

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

yay, thankyou!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

wooo

Happy b3tday Raffles, and to you too, bloop

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

ning Freebs!

*shares cayke*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

happy b3taday :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

*beams*

thankyou!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)

Happy b3taday caykeday!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

mmm, cayke!

thankyou Mrs T!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)

HBD!

(

Your watch is BACK, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

TY!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

aaah, thanks!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

b3taday greetings

also woo to the image.

welcome a/board

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

ta!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

Gosh, thank you all!

*scoffs cayke*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

Great first post

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

nice woo!

ummm..

WOO!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

Woo!

monkey monkey monkey!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

Arf! Nice work!

Welcome to b3ta, pull up a goatse!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

ahahahhaaaaa

woo!

in other news - ever had one of those conversation... afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/2007/09/artist.html

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

Ha ha ha

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

Superb.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

Pfffft

How odd!

But am I missing something, or have they got your pic displayed 'without permission'?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

nah - he's just got a load

of "filtered" pics that he thinks are amazing..

have a look here kamphoto.deviantart.com/

:)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

Creative commons ftw!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

funny thing is, this is what is listed under the first pic of his I looked at! The Milan one

creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

happy

b3ta birthday :)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

thanks rev!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

How peculiar!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahaha

hahaha

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

*copies*

*prints out*
*goes to tattoo parlour*

MUM, LOOK AT THIS!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

'ningles Mr mink!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

That is awesome!

I wish I got that one as my first!
/nearly 30 & the Old Girl still tells me to get no more.
/must remember to wear T-shirts around mum all summer this year

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

Every time I got one my mother said the same thing:

"Well, that looks okay, I suppose, but don't get any more".

I've got the itch at the moment though - I want a new one. I even know what I want, but Jim says NO!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

Like it, centurion....

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

That's ace

Is it show everyone our tattoos time?

Look at mine!
*reveals*

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

Mine are all decent I am afraid.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

*falls off chair*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

Pffft!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahaha :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

May I leave this here?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

yes, but don't loiter in the satirwell

woo

and oops

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

The Satyr-Well, surely?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

yes, I'M ALWAYS BALLSING THAT UP

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

YOU HAVE BIG BALLS

I LIKE BALLS
/Team America

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

You've got big balls, Roy.

Thank you?
You're very welcome.
/The IT Crowd

(

CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)

Excellent work :)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

I saw the word DYSLEXIA on that

and almost ignored you without thinking.
It's a pavlovian response to a certain DOCTOR

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

So it's not just me that has that reaction to him, then?

;)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

Noo.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

Hell no

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

take it away.
this instant

=D

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

Have you got the same in brown?

Lovely work :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

Parden me,

But I have a touch of the RIS.

edit: nevermind. woo!

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

The hols are almost over. Here's a pic to remind you of how wonderful they were.

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

that's so Python

Love it

woo and Ning!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

My braaaaaaaain hurrrrrrrrrts

:-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

ningadingding!

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

hehehe

very good :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

*massive smooshes*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

woo

life has meaning again! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

Excellent sir

Ningles

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

ning!

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

Mmmmm... chips...

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

that is indeed wonderful

need more flooding for my area.

alos, he's taking a risk, i bet there are a horde of hungry seagulls just out of shot.

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

nah, they are too busy trying to eat plastic ice-creams.

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

Partially inspired by Rev Jesse

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

I don't get it

but it's lovely

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

Bugger

But thanks :-)

(He's struggling with the slurpy noise Hannibal makes)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

i get it now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

MINKY!

Did you get yourself a nice lady mink?
How's married life treating you?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

JESSIE *curls round neck*

indeed i did, a very nice lady mink indeed.
married life seems to be exactly the same as non married life
but with a bit more giggling
i'm sure that'll wear off though

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

Is the lady mink still suspicious of b3ta?

Does this mean you might not be making it to the SECOND EVER DERBY BASH?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

i explained to her how lovely it all is

then told her about the lovely "card" you all made me
and she said "aw that's nice" so maybe she's coming round

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)

Hmm

...well you have just under 2 months to convince her :D

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

Bless....

:)

nings, Trellster!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

'Ning .jpg

How's you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

so it's not Joint Photographic Experts Group?

for all these years I've been deceived...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

It was all part of my cunning plan.

in other news: morning, sir!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

I'm going to change my name to

P. Isembard Cucumber Travesty

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

M. Peasmould Gruntfuttock

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

hehe

nice one.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

It might be

I'm easily confused

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

3 bottle hangover.... :(

But the office is quiet :)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

Big or little bottles?

I have two-glasses-of-red sleep deprivation.
Yay for quiet offices!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

3 x 75cl, so 'normal' size, I guess.

As a wise man once put it: I feel like there's a frenchman living inside my head.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)

hehehehe

yay! just utter brilliance! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

It made me giggle two hours after I'd made it!

Glad you like :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

like it

i love it! :D

do you use a calligraphy brush??

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)

I use the ink tool on Gimp

Round nib squished, so sort of calligraphy I suppose.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

ahhh

the gimp - i've never used that! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

Woo

That's the darkside I was talking about

:)

And ningles!!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

the dark side of the floms

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

'ningaling peeps!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)

APHEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*huggles*
How'd it go?

(Lovely stuff btw)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)

it went awesome

totally awesome. it really couldn't have gone any better.
i was nervous and jittery right up to the point the
registrar said "i now pronounce you man and wife"
then after that i was totally fine.
a great day was had by all

*smoosh*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)

any piccies?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)

Absolutely this!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)

not yet

soon though.
they're all on cd and i need to go through them first

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)

shouldn't you be on honeymoon

having lots of sex at this point in time?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

i wish

www3.barnesy.org/board/7574625

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)

ah i see

i proposed to mrs thor on the ramparts of edinburgh castle, it's a splendid city.

if i had a millions pounds i would send you to the seychells for 2 weeks.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

mrs The MInk

actually proposed to me!

aw, thank you. if you had a million pounds i'd accept

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

you know what'll happen if i win the lottery this weekend don't you.

it'll be like in that movie...

...indecent proposal.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

WooYayWeddingHoopla!

Congrats honey *smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)

thankees

so what did i miss?

something about a motel?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)

an old bandwagon/project resurrected by lazygamer

www.b3takit.co.uk/motel

much fun!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)

Thanks for that link,

Now I know what the hell everyone is on about!
:)
Must do my own now

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

There's a motel

Er, that's about it. I probably took my kit off at some point, JJ posted titted fluff, I maimed a few people, monkeon had about 10 front pages, freebs, micto and wildyles are all shattered - other than that, you missed nothing :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)

tell me more

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)

*giggles*

Heh - I actually think I managed to keep them on the whole time you've been away. The next milestone's a little way off yet

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)

you best start to prepare for your 10K

*rubs thighs*

=D

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)

I'm waiting to find out if the Masked Animator's ready

to stare at my boobs again

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)

*volunteers*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

Very kind sir

But you're not the Masked Animator

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

i've just got some pics sent from a stag weeken i was on a few week ago

there is a pic of a friend making his way acriss a wooden beam 20ft above the bar.

he is nekkid.

i did this same action later when i was far drunker, lucky for me there is no photo evidence.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)

I'm yet to get a copy of the photos from the last buck's weekend I went on

This is unfortunate as a friend of mine (who has a pyrotechnics license) built a petrol cannon that shot giant fireballs about 20ft into the air.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)

MARRIAGE FILTER HAS BLOCKED ACCESS TO THE FOLLOWING SITE: b3ta.com

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)

Hahahaha

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

congratumalations

chum

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)

cheers mate

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

MARRIAGE BOY!

talk to us

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

MARRIAGE MAN.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:22, archived)

yes, this actually

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)

OI OI GS!

oh it was awful, there was fights and crying and people
being late and registrars getting stroppy
and folk being sick and the dj was rubbish
and the food was awful!*

*not really, it was awesome!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)

sounds like a perfect wedding

I'm glad you had a good time - mine whizzed by

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)

Ningles

I trust it went well?

Ning all

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:22, archived)

it went superb thanks

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)

Excellent

Congrats again!
:)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)

woo, congratz on the big day :D

say goodbye to your social life 'n' blowjobs

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:22, archived)

thanks

hahaha bye bye social life...

*waggles eyebrows*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)

I'm supposed to have said goodbye to those?

Hmm, no-one told me...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)

well someone told Mrs Jeccy that.....

Damn rumour-mongers!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

Well no-one told me!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

'ning Mr the Mink!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)

'ning pzyko

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)

Hello

Congratulations!

I thought you'd be on a honeymoon.

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)

hello

and thanks

we're too poor to afford a proper honeymoon.

we went to Edinburgh for the weekend, which was also awesome!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)

Edinburgh is super and counts as a 'proper' honeymoon

I'd rather go there than the Caribbean.

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)

^Everything she said

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)

we went to dynamic earth

and the dungeons
and mary kings close
and we stayed to see the big fireworks show on sunday night
and we stayed in a really swanky hotel.

it was a great weekend.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

Yay!

Congrats Mink :D

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Weetobix, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

cheers Tobi!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)

congrats!

and nice pic :)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

Good Work there, Sir.

Great film, as well.

Edit: Congrats on the wedding, Guv'nor!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

thats

smart

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

cor

thats ace! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

It's time for you mo'fuckas to daaaance...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)

Excellent streaker action

Assuming that is what I can see

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)

It's Diego Maradona.

You wouldn't wanna see him streak. At least, not now.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)

some would

the 'bear' fans for instance.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

I think it's England v Argentina in teh football

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)

Ah - for some reason I thought it was cricket

I have no idea why

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)

*throws a googlie*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

cricketball

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

The white outfits, probly.

They're more animated than any cricketery player has ever been, ever.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:22, archived)

They just looked like they were chasing a streaker

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

hahahahahahahahah *breathes* hahahahahahah!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)

hahahaha, burn up teh dance floor!

PS hurrah for tastless puns of victims :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)

Apparently

there's a monkey hidden in every scene of Chitty Chitty Band Bang.

'nings all round

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)

*squints*

oh yeah!
subtle...

=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:05, archived)

Hello!

Let's all talk about nice things.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:06, archived)

I walked past an old couple today and I waved at them and said "Hi!".

They smiled and waved back.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

Sometimes, when I'm walking down a busy street,

I like to pretend that I have a 12 foot rainbow afro that is rubbing up in everyone's faces and making them happy.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

just make sure that you aint sitting in front of them at a cinema

otherwise your afro will turn those smiles back up-side down to a frown :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)

I don't really go to movies,

but everyone would be happier in my rainbow afro than they could possibly be in a movie.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)

Big flies are just like tiny little puppy dogs.

They only want to have fun with you.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)

But you dont find worms sticking out of fly poo

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)

Why are people so mean to flies?

They're awesome.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

I used to know a schitzophrenic guy that called big flies

"Gods Helicopters"
He also badly crashed his car on the highway because "The devil was chasing him"
Why and how he had a licence I do not know.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)

That's a lovely story.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

Thank you

I am a lovely man I'll have you know

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)

Excellent.

It is a good thing that you both know this and are this.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)

i sorted out an elerdly lady's profile bed the other day...

and i never swiped her meds!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

It's good to help the elderly.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)

But they didn't say 'Hi' back?

You should have taken the gaffer tape off of their mouths first.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

I live in a fairly high crime area, so they may have been a little taken aback that a youth might address them pleasantly.

I like to think that I left the place happier than it was when I walked past.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)

*test*

Yes, there has definitely been a peak in lulliness nearby you.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)

It is good that someone else may know this.

I hope you also are nice to those around you.

"It's nice to be nice, and it doesn't cost anything."

That's what the homeless guy that lives near my Dad's place says.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)

You start

I'm shy

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)

He remains one of the scariest things ever committed to film

Nice work!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

I was watching this with my 6 year old over the weekend

and she was completely unconcerned by him, she found him vaugley amusing. The words 'devil child' have crossed my mind more than once.

(

Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)

"Lollipops.....Children...."

Still scares me!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)

Psssst

Did I hear right yesterday - did your little one arrive?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)

Yes, his names Ted!

www.b3ta.com/board/7550337

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)

Congrats!

with the number of b3taspawns increasing, we'll take over the world one day!
MUAHUAHUAHUAAAA!!!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

One pun too far

BIG!

Votes save lives.*
*Quantity of lives saved may vary.*
*May induce death.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)

He earned every squish of it

Those were terrible and I may have to spang you. On the other hand, I like your stuff, so I'll let you off. This time.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)

I consider myself duly warned.

No more puns for me. Nope.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:02, archived)

But more of the comic, right?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)

Ah, we may have hit an impasse there.

Tricky, very tricky. This shall require SCIENCE!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)

Not SCIENCE!

Surely that is not yet possible?!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

It's done by quantum

I put a qua in my tum, then do SCIENCE. It's very technical, only three other people can do it.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)

Mrs Trellis mostly likes these comic strips.

Mostly.

Ps woo to pic :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)

shouldn't that be

vote save lives....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)

hello.

how marvellous?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)

THIS MARVELLOUS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)

*watches carefully*

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)

OH YOU'D BETTER WATCH CAREFULLY.

VERY FUCKING CAREFULLY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)

erk!

don't point that marvellous at me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)

THIS MARVELLOUS POINTS EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE.

YOU MAY DIE AT ANY TIME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:03, archived)

I CAN SEE EVERYTHING YOU ARE TRYING TO THINK OF DOING.

I CAN SENSE YOUR FEAR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:03, archived)

I AM WATCHING SO CLOSELY THAT I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR ATOMS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:06, archived)

STOP IT!!!

SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)

Why aren't you talking about nice things yet?

I'm bored of what I was doing there.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)

oops!

sorry..
hello my fluffly wuffly big boy..
*pinches cheek*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)

Having my cheeks pinched is one of my earliest traumatic memories.

My parents took me to india when I was two, and all I remember is scary old indian ladies practically picking me up off the ground they were pinching my cheeks so hard.

There was a photo of me with bruises all over my face from it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)

i can't win...

*wanders off*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)

really?

*kills all enemies*
no way those bastards are out-living me.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)

THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL, NOW THEY KNOW YOU JUST TRIED TO KILL THEM AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY PISSED OFF.

YOU LOSE THIS ROUND.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:05, archived)

damn!

plan B then...

*destroys the Earth*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:06, archived)

Not seen one of these for a while!

ace.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)

I've been too busy on my lunchbreak to post'em here.

Humbug!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:03, archived)

One for teh motel...do we just post these here?

'ning all.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:11, archived)

Heh.

You can leave it here, and lazygamer might find it - or better yet, message him.
www.b3takit.co.uk/motel/

The big version of mine's still at the bottom of the page.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:17, archived)

that link work for a few seconds then it says cannot display page blah, blah, blah

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)

try clicking 'back'

It may work then.
/same problem blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)

So refresh it.

IT'S NOT MY FUCKING WEB SITE IS IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)

NEVER!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)

damn work's comp crashes when I open that motel link :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)

Yeah, I know..

operation aborted or some such.

Doesn't seem to be affecting this PC too much..
but something is rotten with his site.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:53, archived)

This is the gaz link, anyway.

www.b3ta.com/gaz/write/11938

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:56, archived)

Works fine over here

but it does take up a good 35 megs of ram when I open it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)

It's still awesome enough to go through that though.

Maybe everyone should close outlook, excel and photoshop before looking at it.

It can be like a lunch break for the self-employed and another tough day at the office for the rest of us.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:02, archived)

I'll be building a more efficient site

tonight (it will only load up ~20 images at once)

/points out my 4 year old iBook is loading the site up no problem ;)

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)

I'm using a PIII-400 with 192MB RAM for Internet at work

and have no problems loading the page

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

'Ning Jeccy!

Luvlee :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:36, archived)

get me beer woman!

ning Jeccy

ning b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:38, archived)

'Ning Nibs!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:39, archived)

ning Trels

I have continued my cake breakfast by having carrot cake and Bakewell tart this morning

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:40, archived)

ohhh

bakewells!
the KING of cake!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)

ning ivesy

yes - people just leave these things lying around on their desks, so I have to tidy them 'away'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:42, archived)

minesweeping for cakes....

*goes for a wander around the workshop*
i found some MRSA....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:43, archived)

I have the same problem

MRSA? Check
E Coli? Check
Black Death? Check

*dies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)

*takes corpse away for various reasons*

ahem....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)

I wouldn't touch those bubos if I were y...

Too late

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:47, archived)

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:48, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ptui! Rotten stuff!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:43, archived)

that does it!!!

*takes back command*
to the brig woman, until you can appreciate a nice bakewell!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)

It's the almondy-ness - bleurgh

Give me chocolate any day

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:45, archived)

*starts hoarding chocolate for anyday*

is that after sunday?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:47, archived)

Before, during and after!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)

*gives*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)

*does happy dance*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)

*is aroused*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:03, archived)

Is it just me or is Fonejacker not actually all that funny?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:38, archived)

i deliberatly didn't watch it because it looks like bollocks..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:42, archived)

I downloaded the whole season yesterday

and I gave up halfway through the first show.

I just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something before I deleted it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)

haha!

'didn't want to miss anything'
it might be because i'm old and miserable but a whole programme about prank phonecalls doesn't do it for me..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)

From what I've read it sounds like cack.

How does it compare to Crank Yankers?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)

That's the main reason why I want to give it a chance rather than just canning it.

Special Ed will always hold a dear place in my heart, but I think that's just because it was the only comedy on the tv whenever I wanted to watch something funny.

Buggered if I'm sitting through 3 hours to make a decision though.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)

thats the life...
beer me woman!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:40, archived)

He has to be teh luckiest man alive!!

With his wife doing everything he says!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)

until one day she sets fire to his bed when he's passed out drunk.

NOT GUILTY

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:47, archived)

or chops his manhood off...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)

You can wear a coat without a hood!

Just don't go out in the rain!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)

A penis is just a penis.

MANHOOD IS AN ELUSIVE, INTANGIBLE QUALITY, THE SUBTLE AROMA OF A WET DOG IN A GREENHOUSE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)

i'm off to the lab to find the MANHOOD.

wish me luck.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)

"I NEVER COULD STOP HIM FROM SMOKING IN BED"

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)

He's going to wake up dead one day

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)

She loves doing those things for him.

It's a pity more womem aren't like her!
*scarpers*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)

Oh yeah lol, he makes her feel really "special"

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:56, archived)

Hahaha!

one of the best!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)

*chases with big knife*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)

Oohh, that's a big heavy knife,do you want me to hold it for you?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)

I keep meaning to do one of these

Just never get round to it

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)

Meet your neighbour

(Barbega Dont forget about Burma, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)

Leroy Jenkins (cat) and Alaska State fair Goatse wax hands

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:48, archived)

That is a very fine cat.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:54, archived)

cover art

the other day i was on about "help me with some cover art"

... well, im sorted now. thought id post up for kicks.

thanks again b3ta

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:06, archived)

I HATE IT.

(

d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:08, archived)

ouchez

... i hate world famin !?!?

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:09, archived)

DOWN WITH FASCISM!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:11, archived)

down

with the canadian seal hunt

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:12, archived)

haha

fight the machine man, fight the machine

\m/

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:15, archived)

Now Testify!

Good Ningdings all

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:25, archived)

Don't take it too hard.

The doctor is a sexy sexy laydee but a very harsh critic.
What's the cover for? What kind of music?

Edit -- quick, answer me I'm getting angry.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:12, archived)

experimental dubstep

140 bpm, base oriented...

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:14, archived)

What's experimental about it?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:16, archived)

i have no fucking clue

what im doing, thats the experimental part

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:17, archived)

I like this answer.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:18, archived)

its a large file (soz)

heres one im putting final touches on

www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=F9F2685348E90A8B

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:19, archived)

Yow

I have to be honest I really didn't like that at first, but it's got definitely something once it gets going.
Personally I reckon it needs a slight touch of warm synthy goodness in a couple of places, give it some more contrast. Overall I like the darkness of it though. Nicely done.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)

hey, thanks man

... yeah, im still toying with different sequences and such.

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:34, archived)

AMBIENT SLEEPYTIME.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:14, archived)

Take two at night

AND FIVE IN THE MORNING

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:15, archived)

gurnlol

... not quite!

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:16, archived)

I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO:

AMBIENT 4 ON LAND

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:19, archived)

I've been hearing this guy on the radio lately:

profile.myspace.com/ponchosanpedro

"Swingin' with Sly" is on the student radio playlist.. nice old jazz loops.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:35, archived)

... its klesmer like

check ska cubano, its a little like... maybe a touch more on the traditional side, but also good!

edit: not on the klesmer side

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:44, archived)

I'm saying you should have me design the cover.

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d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:25, archived)

mini cd

i could use something for a mini cd. its going to be distributed out of old cigarette vending machines

edit: DEMOscene... thats my "moniker" for this one !

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:28, archived)

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d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:35, archived)

i would use most of this!!!

but the swastika just wouldnt fly, gaslol!!!1

edit: can i use without the swastika?

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)

I would prefer it with a swastika, but I can understand taking it out.

go ahead.

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d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:42, archived)

... really, cheers!

... my stuff is coming out on "angry loner productions".

im keepin things lo-fi, so i think this pic works.

thanks dude!

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)

I might try and distribute my music, too, now.

how are you doing it? just making copies?

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d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:48, archived)

yes, copies

also get a free hosting for your tracks at this adress: archive.org

im not sure of all the details... exactly how it works. im just makin the "tunes"

what kinda stuff are you makin... nazi show tunes?

ha

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)

something like that.

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d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:52, archived)

jokes

... no really, whats it like?

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:57, archived)

dumb.

content.ytmnd.com/content/4/3/d/43d66334dff727ae86d70ba31488c240.mp3
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/8646.94a5cbf165ad67813f4c26af621efcef_untitled.mp3
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/94a5cbf165ad67813f4c26af621efcef_gangsterrelay.mp3
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/94a5cbf165ad67813f4c26af621efcef_backstagespence.mp3

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d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:00, archived)

ha, funny stuff g

hey, check these guys...

they're called Phlegmatic Bilious Rectoscopy

they will also be on angry loner prods.

www.myspace.com/pbr666

along with some electro stuff and some down tempo breaky things from a german

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:06, archived)

lolswear

... that phlegmatic shit is whaked, roflrofl

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:10, archived)

thats it for me

.. thanks again,

sweet dreams b3ta

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:11, archived)

I CAN SEE UP YOUR SKIRT`

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:10, archived)

SHAVEN OR AU NATURAL?

NO DON'T TELL ME I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:41, archived)

it IS a surprise

I'll tell you that much

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)

Haha. This place is CRAZY.

I like the punchcard. Retro, baby.

I'm outta here. YOU FREAKS!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:21, archived)

Punchcard?

Looks more like a drum program to me.

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Ratsta, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:31, archived)

Honestly it looks more like you've just tried to stretch it out

than you've deliberately tried to go retro.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:32, archived)

essentialy!

the patern is part of the sequence, with some 90 degrees rotate and some invert color. i wanted it to be simple.

google amiga demoscene

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)

Maybe you could make the pixelation more deliberate or remove it

as is I'd say it just looks like someone went to google image search, copied and pasted in to paint, saved and then resized using HTML.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)

i was thinkin

on more deliberate!

edit: its all ms paint action, screen saves and some resizing to get the color flaws

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:56, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:59, archived)

OH SHIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:00, archived)

MANSON IS SEXY.

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d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:00, archived)

nicely!

that is all

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:02, archived)

MURDER IS FOR LOSERS

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:03, archived)

Flap drove me to it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:30, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqxzgann9Dk

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:37, archived)

CHARLES MANSON RICHARD NIXON.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:30, archived)

mediocre?

(the person not the picture)
the picture is cool

(pdjpdj, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:32, archived)

Sheriff of Nottingham?

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:39, archived)

Fisher Stevens?

Looks like "The Plague" from Hackers (check it out, it's insanely great, it's got a 28.8 bps modem!) or possibly Ben Jahrvi in Short Circuit.

(d371ght back again since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

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d d, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:46, archived)

ballsack

xbox
wee

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/I PROMISED I"D BE GONE 45 MINUTES AGO

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:49, archived)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO PRINCESS DIANA.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:50, archived)

more or less anyway

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:57, archived)

haha!

I love the end.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:51, archived)

My favorite parts:

albeit
Acclaim Images
distorted cat

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:51, archived)

"WE USED EVERY PART OF THE BUFFALO"

YOU ARE REDEEMED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:57, archived)

Epic!

Another masterpiece.

Click.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:52, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I fucking love these

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mugatu, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)

yes

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 6:58, archived)

Way too big.

And way too shit.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:08, archived)

FAIL

next time make it a .bmp

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:35, archived)

Hooray!

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:47, archived)

So...

You had the dream about the deadly moth too?

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Pinecones - had nothing to do with the Hindenberg disaster, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:25, archived)

I AM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU.

LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:27, archived)

I fucking love you.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)

this is your finest work yet

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)

Fucking amazing

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)

I love you

marry me

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Peej, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

it's like sniffing paint

I feel stupider

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rob, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

haha!

marvellous

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mutated monty, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)

Magnificent

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

This

this is art.

(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)

You win

teh internets

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 18:57, archived)

THIS MADE ME SHIT MYSELF

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

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