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[challenge entry] Whine House
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# needs more arm needle


*i'm glad I didn't have sound when I saw that video. Blessing for being at work.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Top stainage.
*click*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# It's imporant to know.
Is that a boy or a girl?


Also, why is the screeching Britney-lover in the picture too?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# pffffffffft
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ...
What one?...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Leave this guy alone!!
please i feel sick
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# He is unique in that when I see his face
I can actually hear him whining in my head, it's horrific
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I am SO glad
that when I saw this video there was no audio plugged in
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# it's a *him* ???
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Let us simply agree
it is a something, science can classify it later
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Is that
Ross Noble?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Huh Huh 5 minute shop!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# haha but shouldn't that be Beavis and Eavis?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# You're technically correct
The best kind of correct.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# haha
am I? I was just trying to cause confusion
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Actually I realised I'm wrong
and thus so are you.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Nope.
But I had to check!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# My evil plan worked
now I'm all out of evil
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I remember this by saying
"Butt-Head has brown hair, because it's his butt."
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# 5 minute shops
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Technically
houses.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# The best kind of houses
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# houses is not shops!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# You forgot the prefix
Silly M3Essential!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# oh yeah
silly Debbilgrrrrl
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# bollocks, put a sign on a house and it becomes a shop
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# or a red light
and it becomes a knocking shop.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# You're just making excuses for your lazy shop now
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# argh! the pun! it hurts!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# They look quite big to me,
but then you've given no environmental cues as to their distance and therefore size, and they're 2 dimensional. Please consider human perception before labelling such photos.
Thank you.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Hello, Nothern Rock
I'd like to buy a house.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# leave Northern Rock ALONE!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I wanted one of those red staplers
but my ass-clown boss won't let me have one.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Green houses!
Got any tomatoes?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# who he?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Michael Eavis
owns Worthy Farm in Pilton. Location of Glastonbury Festival.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# ah right
ta
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Even though Worthy Farm is 8.3km east-ish
from Glastonbury. Didn't really think that one through. Closer to good old Shepton Mallet, but I suppose that doesn't roll off the old tongue though.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Terrible punnage...Amy..
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# hehehe!
nice one.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# So
Instead of shooting up, she's now shooting down...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Oh Dear!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# You utter cunt.
*closes photoshop*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Fuck! and here's me with 6 rolls of 35mm still to be developed...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# You wasnt...
About to do that...

shirley...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I'd done the head and was starting on the lettering
(I was using the Planet Terror cover)

Such is life - I should be quicker.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Carry on..
It'll come out better than my one anyway..

Mine was a rush job..
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Well, probably not really,
I'd only done the face on the head and was still considering how to get her recognisable (as it was she kind of failed to be noticeably her). I was going to write 'WINEHOUSE' at the bottom too, and then see how I felt about adding the hair.

I've closed it now and am not going to do it - it's a nice idea and has been done well.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Little known fact #5352: Michael Eavis started Glastonbury festivals when he was only a year and a half old
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# you animating genius genius
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# eh?
did you mean to reply to a different post by any chance?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Woo! and sorry but.........
.........TTTTTTTJJJJJJJJJ
who would be up for attending a b3ta-bash in amsterdam, or somewhere simlarly dutch in around 3 months time?




EDIT: let me clarify, i was thinking end of january, sorry, more like four months.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I'd like to but probably won't be able to. EDIT: That's when the sprog is due so definitely can't make it.


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# i actually bloody clicked there too.
i'm such a fucking gooch sometimes
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Sometimes?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# oooooooh handbag.
and who the shit are you?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I would suggest he's a lurker
:)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# i concur wholeheartedly.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hehehe good one
haven't been "horsed" on a long time
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# oooooh you sneaky cockhole!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# N o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# did you just spew cheerios?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Cheerio o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o s
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *avoids*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hah!
nearly...

*always hovers mouse over links ever since he was goatse'd*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# You Cunt!
However, I will endorse your "I'd like to but probably won't be able to" statement
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Hahah you love it.
I can't believe people are complaining that when they click on a link marked 'I love horses' it leads to the deagostini website.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Recorded For Training Purposes
The show satirises modern media and contemporary obsessions. Created by the writers of Think the Unthinkable, HIGNFY, Parsons and Naylor and Concrete Cow, it is a platform for new writing.

Each programme is a co-written with the winners of a national sketch writing competition, selected from over 2,200 entrants. They have never written for radio before. Over fifty percent of the show is by new writers - which is a broadcasting first.


Which paragraph do you belong in? It's dead cool either way!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# The second one
selected from over 2,200 entrants...never written for radio before... etc.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# nice!
what's the secret to writing for radio? No visual gags - that kind of thing?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# On my limited knowledge, picked up from some very experienced writers we worked with....
Get to the point of the gag quickly - the audience likes to know what they are listening to. Don't waffle (hard to do sometimes, sketches take a few rewrites to distill it down). Don't complicate a sketch by trying to put too many angles into it.

And no, visual gags don't really work on radio but you can do sort of visual gags if you get the right sound effects or use the words to conjur a mental image.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *learns*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I CLICKED FUCKING BOTH
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# hahahahah
tard
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# ^ and that
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# I like gayers and weirdos
But my diary is kind of full 3 months' hence.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# heheh ^this
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# have you put a sandwich in it?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# oh yeah? what you doin? washing you hair?
women always give me that shit, i have so many issues.......*grumble*.....*mumble*.......*cry*........Leave britney alone!!!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# You insult me
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# i didn't mean to,
honest!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# that's christmas.
although i hate bloody christmas and have nothing to do with it, i imagine b3ta will be skint.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Around three month's time being
Christmas-y sort of time?
When everyone is skint?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# skint?
mebbe, but we'll all be full of fat, salt and refined sugars
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# not me
I'll be full of curry with a bit of luck!
\0/
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# As long as I'm not ill this year, I'll be happy!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# well, it's nearer to my place than anything in Britain, so there's a slight chance
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# whereabouts are you?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Paderborn, western Germany

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# ooooooh nasty.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
#
*cough*likeslivinghere*cough*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# My dad says it's nice
and he's not usually wrong about such things.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# only kiddin man, i've got a few german mates here.
Everyone always raves about germany but i've yet to go there myself.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *shaves head*
*readies baseball bat*
*practices fascist slogans*

;)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# hail Eris!
:D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# A fellow believer!
HAIL ERIS!!!

Edit: fnord ;)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Fuck yes
/relurks
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# i thought you might.
tremendous.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Ha
I like the babybeard, so lifelike
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Has anyone done Eavis and butthed?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I'm so looking forward to Glasto 2008
2007 was poo. Too much mud. :-(
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Clearly you weren't there in '05 =]
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Muddy Glastonburys were the best ones.
Far fewer chavs.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
wouldn't go to glasto if you paid me.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# bless 'im
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Lost In Translation
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# haha
lovely bunch o'fellers
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Positively greet my miniature acquaintance.
Haha!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)
# whats with the dot?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Spamming
I'm just getting the page indexed quickly so that I can test the result later.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Fecking woo
=]
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# forgedda 'boutit?
get oudda here?
say hello to my little friend?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# yeah
those are them, what you said.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Woo
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Maybe I should have looked down the board before posting....
Grape vines hey :o(
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Yeah
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha
BEST

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# clever.
woo!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Anagram-tasic!
owo-ayy!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Why a noise, emu?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Yeah Mouse Win!!!
:D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] whathebloodyhelldyouthinkyourelookinat?!

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# fucking brilliant
as ever
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ^this


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Stoppit
there needs to be room on the popular page for other people aswell
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ^this
my excellent animation earlier sank without trace.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Awww
I don't think the popular page is necessarily the popular stuff anyway. It's just what Them In Charge think is good...
If voting changed anything, etc...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Sorry. wrong
The popular page is what us proles vote for.
But the FRONT page is chosen by the Gods.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 0:27, archived)
# that's ok, the animation I had on there of a boomerang has mysteriously disappeared now, making room for others.
no one like me :(
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# You win biscuits!









Stale dog biscuits. Yummy for your facemouth.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# aah, facemouth
my third favourite type of mouth
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Oh my !
That's excellent !

Have a a woo or two Mr Toast !
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# stop the compo!
I want to get off
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# *clickclickclickclick*

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Nicely!~
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# magnificent.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# That's fabularse
I love your animations, it's the little touches you do that make them ace.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Yes, we know you are good .
Woo!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# haha
wasn't this a game in the newsletter aeons ago?
;)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I have no idea, what sort of game?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# no it wasn't
you had to control a drunken swinging guy on his way home. the further you went, the more it would swing
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# ahhhh
sounds familiar
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# pffh you suck :)

Warhawk tomorrow matey!...you'll love it :D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# yay! assuming my copy turns up
(got someone to buy me it for my birthday instead of shelling out myself)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# How the fuck did you put the face on her....?.
very drunk looking WOO
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# airfix glue
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# you sniff glue!
I fucking knew it
drugs=creativity
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# You're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you etc
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# That there really is extremely good
Woo Yay
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Excellent
as always...but then again it is your job
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# DAMNIT!
are you not capable of doing something rubbish for a change?
;)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:26, archived)
# No, that's it.
I refuse to click 'I like this'.

For gods sake man, stop being so good, or I will start stalking you!

*clicks*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:27, archived)
# That's it, I'm fed up with your crap posts.
*clicks 1 million times*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# haha!
the walk is fantastic
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Awesome!
Does anyone else find this vaguely hypnotic?

No?

Just me then.

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Me too...



(, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# lovingly stumblingly accurate.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 0:22, archived)
# someone needs to nick your copy of MAX
woo etc.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 0:26, archived)
# You simply don't suck.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)
# how did i guess
that the first compo front page would be a happy toast??

give some of the rest of us some talent please??
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# The movement in you animations are freakily good...


(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 8:37, archived)
# You must leave here now...
You make us all feel worthless.

Fantitstic!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)
#
that's superb!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# how does she go back from left to right?
I'm puzzled.

And thoroughly impressed.

*click*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# bri
lliant
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Absolute...
Quality, I bow before you
(, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 7:58, archived)
# too good
3d should not be allowed.

shit shopped gifs only pls ;)
(, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)
# This post contains (arguably) NSFW content (it's art - with boobs)

CFB (it looks much nicer with embigification)


This goes with the equaly NSFW angel

I'd made a set of 'the elements' and wjh31 suggested I should add good/evil and light/dark to the set. Jolly good idea, if you ask me.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# yes yes yes
I like this
oh yes I do
there are tits, and leathery wings, and flames
I like this
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Lesbian.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Caterpillar
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Moon donkey
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# yes yes yes
I like this
oh yes I do
there are tits, and leathery wings, and flames
I like this
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# *Gets popcorn*
*prepares to watch*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Surely you can like tits without being a lesbian?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# yeah! i mean, i love cock but i'm not g....
fuck
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# hhahahaha!
Hey, 2-6 fraser's are 404'ing on me.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hmm
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# well, they work now
splendid!~
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# ha ha, i'll leave these here then
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# ah!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahah, excellent.
I look like Father Ted in the Elvis episode.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)
# *listens*
*ponders*
*agrees*
You're probably right. If you like tits just 20% of how much I like tits, then you'd still like tits a lot.

Tits are great. Tits are smashing. Tits are ace.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# you should try having them growing on your chest
they're ace!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Not a good idea.
I'd never get any work done.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# ^ this
I sure would miss mine if they upped and left.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Silly Debbilgrrrrl
Lesbians is not boys!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# It IS,
If a girl is a lesbian, then they're not going to want to sleep with me, as I'm a male.

LESBIANISM IS BAD
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# What excuse do you use for the non-lesbian
female population, none of which want to sleep with you?
Tonsillitis? Itchy arses?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# "mingers anyway"
;)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# There are non-lesbian females?
...But they've all told me they were Lesbians... I thought that's just how it was?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Note: this leads to extinction
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 18:00, archived)
# but in terms of spectator sports
they're a win
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# ^this with bells on
and baby oil
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I never got that
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# What? Spectators?
*volunteers*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# If you're a straight male
and have the choice of either watching
1) a girl with another guy
2) two or more girls
what would you choose, hmmmmm?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# two or more girls, obviously
I don't want to look at dicks.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Were I a straight male
I'd probably prefer to be doing it rather than watching it
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# if you were a straight male
you'd know that it's not that it rains down on you and 'doing it' is actually outside of your control.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# true, but if that's not an option?

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Develop better personal hygiene and more refined social skills
Come on boys, it's not that hard!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
# pffft
I'm not talking long-term here, just about the quick evening wank when being single ;)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# You wouldn't want to watch then?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# phwoar!
this one is the beast!


now do planets!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# WITH TITS

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# and moons!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hehe
proper lol for no particular reason

thank you
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# :D
yvw!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Very nice
And thanks for linking
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# nice :)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Nice
Your model is very co-operative, she must have had to stand in the flames for ages.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# blurry tits!
woo! i like.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Hehe.
With these two, I wanted them to look painted.

:)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Ooooh arty !
v.nice !
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Nice!
have a woo!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# braw!

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I'm not being horrible
but the small version appears to have the same colours as last night's dinner
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *nods*
The paint effects don't thumbnail well.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Did you have a naked girl with leathery wings for dinner?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# curry
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Curry looks like naked girls with leathery wings?
*gets spoon*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# you'll need a fork for this one
it'd make Ian Huntley sweat
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Because it had to be done
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# LOLALIENZ!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# In space...
...no one can hear you rofl?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Er, no, I don't think it did actually
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# you fucking RETARD
No where in the alien life cycle do they go into the stomach. They lay eggs in the Throat and Lungs.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# a proportionate response, i feel
;)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# A little too mild for my liking.

I mean, what kind of rancid twattified cunt-blasting cretin doesn't know intimately the development cycle of a fictional extra-terrestrial organism? For fuck's sake.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# geek!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# lol!1!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
i'd never seen this one
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I love your sock ones.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha !
full of sockiness !

'Noon prods :)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# 'lo rabbitz :)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Sooooooooooooock!
/standard sock response
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# FUCKINH LOLLLZZZZOOOORSZSZSZSSSZZZZZZZZ111!!!!!1!!!!1!!!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# It's posts like this
that make me want to...



















...INVENT TADPOLE CRICKET!


Tadpoles, batting with little tadpole bats. Hitting tiny little balls across the field AND/OR POND to score runs or wickets or baskets or something.

TADPOLE CRICKET!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# tadpole child abuse
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# This could also be invented,
but you would need another post of ^ that quality to catalyse the genius required.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# i think using young tadpoles as bats is bad enough
i shudder to think what you have in mind.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# i demand to see this in pictorial form.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# what spawned that idea I wonder :D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# how can we have missed this
the truth!!!!!!oneone

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# It all becomes clear!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Sooooo false!
That beard's not black enough!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# the culmination of two blandwagons
still RIS'ing like a good'un though
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# the whole maddie thing is a conspiracy
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# but what about this one


it looks real to me
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# BRIDGE?




(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The B52 is a shot too. See funny as she likes to get pissed.


Hopefully 1st 1.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# too.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Cheers
Thanks i sat on that for a while.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# d- must try harder
TTTTTTTTTJJJJJJJJJJJJ - does anyone know the link to the website where you can make little b3ta polls?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
#


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# judging by the poll above I was wrong
and I apologise
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# apology



(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# thanks!
just checking.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# speak english man!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Oooh behive!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# It's posts like this
that make me want to...















...SING.

Sing! Free, like the penguins. Sing from the peak of the highest bus. Sing, sing, sing. Sing like Sting singing about a thing growing on his wing.

SING SING SING.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# are you in Travis?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I was earlier.


But I pulled out, wiped my cock on his back, pulled my pants back up and went to buy something from Next.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# i cannot recomend the neville's 'colm meaney song' highly enough
i have been singing it since he posted it
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# ^this
great song, would sing again
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# That crazy Neville.


I shall scoop him up and put him in my pocket, getting him out occasionally to show to people. For example, I might get him out whilst in the pub and get him to dance and entertain my friends and bar staff. Fucking barstaff!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# har
also, the second half of 'Rock Lobster' is just fantastic
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Sock Lobster


Where's Podigy when you need him...?

EDIT: ah, there he is...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *waves* :D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Go on...
Do Sock Lobster...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# meh :P
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Rock Lobsteeeer
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Bless you...
that will finish my day on a high note
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# love that tune :D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# continuing the Dali theme...
cos I have no ideas of mine own



CF "oh, now I can read it" size
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# pure genius
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Coooee !
only just spotted you down there luvvy !
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *buys the wtf balm*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
I hadn't noticed that

Top stuff!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# It subverts!
I like it.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha! splendid.
also, not sure if this works or is sfw


in that case.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# wrong wrong wrong....
but biggest lol of the day for me.

Compo it!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# haha
that gives me the itchy horn
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# The has the slender hips
of a young boy. Is she a boy? Why don't they tell us these things? All I learnt at school was how to break the rules.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# "If I wish really hard, the magic fairy might grant me some hips!"
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# i bet you enjiyed doing that
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# sans beehive pubes it's quite scary.
still not sure if it works though.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# arf!
top stuff, sir
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Have this woo, this yay, and this houpla also, to rotate it with next Wednesday.
Don't forget to frighten it first, mind.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# God Save The Queens post above should do the trick
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Chuffing ace
that is !

Woo !
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Miracle. I can read it! I have been cured!
/pickle blog

this is much woo!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# What the kids really voted for
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# WHAT WAS SHEP'S REAL NAME?!?!?!?!
YOU HAVE JUST SHATTERED MY CHILDHOOD!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Dave
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# don't worry it really was shep. biddy baxter never allowed cheating
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Phew!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# it was two midget actors called Dave and Berny
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That last paragraph is the best bit:

"...the BBC's standards must be as high in small-scale competitions as they are in the most major news story."
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# well they clearly are already.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# In other words...
"we've realised that the kids who watch Blue Peter all have filthy minds and are not the cute and cuddly middle class little soldiers we thought they were.
There's no fucking way we're gonna let them make us look like twunts... ooops too late..."
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Ooooh!
That girl, saying "Cunt"
With that blonde hair and that accent!!!!

*salivates*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# What accent is it?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Brummie
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Oirish!


Norn I think.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Ahhh
Yes, the Irish accent is one of the sexier ones.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# the winner is cunty cat.
what name did cunty cat suggest for the new pet then?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Stufmi Pussy
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Just read in the times
the cat was meant t be called pussy but was deamed inapropriate. Have the BBC been making stuff up again?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# "Now I'm going to stroke my pussy"
*ratings go up*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Christ Blue Peter presenters are totty these days
I had Valerie Singleton and Peter Purvis.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Sarah greene and Janet ellis FTW!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I never fancied Sarah Green as she looked exactly like my mum
Janet Ellis on the other hand.....
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# how unfortunate...
should I take that down then?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# haha
No, but I wish I could post a side-by-side photo of them, quite startlingly identical (at the time anyway)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# ^this and that
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Electric Blue Peter, you say?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Lesley Judd
Was a minger.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# But look at those norks!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# With apologies to Bill Hicks
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Is that...
...Satan's cock?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I think his words were
"cold, black, scaley pecker", but yes, it is.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# "Send in Pete Doherty on your way out..."
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Proof that the last Maddie picture WAS faked!!!!!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
It's a reuters conspiracy!!!!!

EDIT: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! IT MUST BE FAKE!!! LOOK AT MADDIE, SHE'S SMILING!! WHY WOULD SHE BE SMILING WHEN SHE'S ABOUT TO DIE!!!!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# TJ
/links amy video must see
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# i already have, check who replied first!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Not you spaz
everyone except mr spam flashing his arse.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# ER...........sorry.
mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggghh!!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# shes high
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Needs more bridge.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# That would make it too real.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# You mean...?
You mean...?

HEY! What are you trying to insinuate?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# WHERE'S HER ARM GODAMMIT?!!?!
and slight tj: anyone know any freeware image editors that'll convert RGB to CMYK?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
#
imagemagick does it, I think.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Krita
it's pretty powerful
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# /vienna

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# ta, up to date now

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# is that Elvis' hair?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# tsk tsk
they are a bit more sophisticated
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# arf!

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
*office lol*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Finally!
After much searching I have found the original image.

No wonder they 'shopped out her arm...

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hahahah so wrong!
I hate the whole maddie story, but this "missing arm/fake pic" is hilarious
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# i've missed it completely
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# office lollage
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
#
...

... bad man.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaha
oh dear oh dear
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# burn, burn
yes you're gonna burn!

huge lols
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
ooof!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha!
You're a bad bad man
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
#
Yes I know I'm misquoting Jay Morton!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# arf =]
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
TJ: look, i did a thing with my pic from yesterday and the dali orginal



the reflection of the n00b who took the pic has quite a spooky/shit effect I find...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# thass pretty cool man.
i liked it first time around anyway, but this is interesting also in fact.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# haha thanks
i wasnt sure if it would be any good but i kind of like the odd effect in fact.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# wow
ace!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Haha! aceness!
Like the graffiti too! ;)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Lock up your lager...

...it's Ol' Winehouse!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha !
Nicely !

Pachey, I've finally perfected apple crumble flapjacks, I know you're a puritan but they really are lully. I'd show you a pic but well, someone* ate the last two.

*who shall remain nameless but for the sake of this discussion shall be known as *rabbitz*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Apple crumble flapjacks?
Is the crumble on top or what?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Yeyass !
It's a keraaazy keraaazy concept but it works.

Had lots of floppy disasters before final perfection. :)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Sounds like
one of my late friday nights.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Hmmmm
It doesn't sound like the crumble would adhere to the flapjack. Are you going to share the recipe?

My top tip this week is not to use a food processor to make crumble topping cos I did that the other day and it didn't turn out very well (blackberry and apple in case you were wondering).
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Mmmmm luvverley !
edit/ sorry Pachey, I should explain the crumble sits in a flapjack case - like a tart or open fruit pie, you press your flapjack mixture down into a round tin and up the sides, then fill with the apple mixture and top with the crumble. Extra golden syrup and not too much butter makes the flapjack case a bit firmer. Then when it's cold you can cut it into slices like a cake. :)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Ah...NOW I am understanding you
I might give this a whirl.

But not next week, I promised my sister old-school square sponge cake with white icing and sprinkles served with custard.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Oooooh yummy !
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# tsk
greedy rabbitz
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# *hangs head*
I know :(

'Lo Minkles !
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)
# lo rabbitz
*enhuggles*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# rabbitz!!!!!!!
*shakes heartily by the hand*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# 'Lo Freebs !
*hugs*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# the lengths some people will go to for a drink
imagine having a hole cut in your cheek just for booze!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ook!



(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# haha!!
acers!

did you see the FUHL post down there? \/
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# no
it was blocked by works UGLInet filter . . . what was the pic of? Summat pretty dang horrendous I imagine . . .


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# i can't even describe it....
*bokes*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Is that you?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# ohhhhhh yes!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# You're cute
But you need a new shirt.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
I'm glad I don't have a b3tan coworker...
or have I?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# have you?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)
# *walks around asking everyone if he also looks at b3ta during work*
*gets fired*

Edit: I noticed we share the same hair/beard combo
but at least I'm not ginger :P
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# haha :D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Had to watch that too many times to figure it out
*fetches get-better-drinky*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# ta!
I need it! I'm flagging . . .


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# What exactly's up?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I have a snotty cold and a really nasty cough
my poor assistant is resembling a phlegm monster . . .


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *brings lemsip*
*huggles*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# You're at work?
You can't be that ill then.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# He's very ill Trelly
and he won't listen to me.

Make him listen to me !
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# What do you want him to hear?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I want him to go back to the doctors
and he won't.

The stubborn arse.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I don't wanna be blamed for bringing the whole NHS down!
They won't do anything I've had pills I've had an x-ray the only thing left if a complete lungectomy!


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# *lunges*

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# *parries*


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# *puts fingers in ears*
La-la-la-la!

C];0) I'll be FINE! Stop worrying!


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# wook!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Aww ! Look at his wodgy botty overhang !
WOO !


edit/ willy !
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha!
I was just gonna point it out . . . I knew you wouldn't want to miss it! Arf!


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# haha
it took me such a long time to see the cock
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Penis!
Aceness Mr The hat.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# aww that's rather lully ....
... until 'it' happens ;)

*offers soothing lozenge*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# thanks!
I've just sucked on a fisherman's friend . . .



. . .

so a lozenge would take the taste away


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# fantastic!
woo
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# am i the only person who thinks its back
looks like some kind of rabbit?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# no, no, I can see it now you say
no I can see it now you say

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# its either that
or a chernobyl sheep
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Dave.


hahahaha
droopy orange cock!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Same to you, you rude . . .
you rude . . .oh! I see . . . C];0)


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# WOO!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
orangu-waaaaaaaaaaaang
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
#
C]:0D


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# oh god, not another Amy Winehouse post....
...oh wait a minute...woo :D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] whine-arse and friend
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

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