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Whine House
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Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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needs more arm needle
*i'm glad I didn't have sound when I saw that video. Blessing for being at work.
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37,
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39,
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Top stainage.
*click*
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:41,
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It's imporant to know.
Is that a boy or a girl? Also, why is the screeching Britney-lover in the picture too?
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37,
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pffffffffft
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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002 ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38,
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...
What one?...
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CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38,
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Arf!
:D
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Weetobix ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38,
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Leave this guy alone!!
please i feel sick
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39,
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He is unique in that when I see his face
I can actually hear him whining in my head, it's horrific
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:02,
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I am SO glad
that when I saw this video there was no audio plugged in
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:12,
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it's a *him* ???
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gfreeman is only here for the beer ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18,
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Let us simply agree
it is a something, science can classify it later
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:22,
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Is that
Ross Noble?
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insanity_on_a_stick RISsing like mad ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:43,
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Huh Huh 5 minute shop!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:32,
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haha but shouldn't that be Beavis and Eavis?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34,
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You're technically correct
The best kind of correct.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35,
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haha
am I? I was just trying to cause confusion
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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Actually I realised I'm wrong
and thus so are you.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37,
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Nope.
But I had to check!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37,
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My evil plan worked
now I'm all out of evil
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:40,
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I remember this by saying
"Butt-Head has brown hair, because it's his butt."
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:10,
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5 minute shops
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35,
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Technically
houses.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35,
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The best kind of houses
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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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houses is not shops!
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35,
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You forgot the prefix
Silly M3Essential!
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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oh yeah
silly Debbilgrrrrl
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37,
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bollocks, put a sign on a house and it becomes a shop
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37,
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or a red light
and it becomes a knocking shop.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38,
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You're just making excuses for your lazy shop now
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39,
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argh! the pun! it hurts!
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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They look quite big to me,
but then you've given no environmental cues as to their distance and therefore size, and they're 2 dimensional. Please consider human perception before labelling such photos. Thank you.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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Hello, Nothern Rock
I'd like to buy a house.
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37,
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leave Northern Rock ALONE!
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38,
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I wanted one of those red staplers
but my ass-clown boss won't let me have one.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:40,
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Green houses!
Got any tomatoes?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:40,
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who he?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35,
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Michael Eavis
owns Worthy Farm in Pilton. Location of Glastonbury Festival.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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ah right
ta
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:47,
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Even though Worthy Farm is 8.3km east-ish
from Glastonbury. Didn't really think that one through. Closer to good old Shepton Mallet, but I suppose that doesn't roll off the old tongue though.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:01,
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Terrible punnage...Amy..
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CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:28,
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hehehe!
nice one.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33,
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So
Instead of shooting up, she's now shooting down...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34,
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Oh Dear!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35,
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You utter cunt.
*closes photoshop*
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35,
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Fuck! and here's me with 6 rolls of 35mm still to be developed...
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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You wasnt...
About to do that... shirley...
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CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38,
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I'd done the head and was starting on the lettering
(I was using the Planet Terror cover) Such is life - I should be quicker.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39,
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Carry on..
It'll come out better than my one anyway.. Mine was a rush job..
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CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:40,
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Well, probably not really,
I'd only done the face on the head and was still considering how to get her recognisable (as it was she kind of failed to be noticeably her). I was going to write 'WINEHOUSE' at the bottom too, and then see how I felt about adding the hair. I've closed it now and am not going to do it - it's a nice idea and has been done well.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:43,
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Little known fact #5352: Michael Eavis started Glastonbury festivals when he was only a year and a half old
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:18,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19,
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you animating genius genius
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21,
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^this
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22,
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eh?
did you mean to reply to a different post by any chance?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38,
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I'd like to but probably won't be able to. EDIT: That's when the sprog is due so definitely can't make it.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21,
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fucking hell
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21,
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i actually bloody clicked there too.
i'm such a fucking gooch sometimes
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22,
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Sometimes?
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:30,
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oooooooh handbag.
and who the shit are you?
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33,
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I would suggest he's a lurker
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35,
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i concur wholeheartedly.
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:56,
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hehehe good one
haven't been "horsed" on a long time
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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22,
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oooooh you sneaky cockhole!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23,
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N o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23,
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did you just spew cheerios?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25,
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Cheerio o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o s
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27,
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*avoids*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24,
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hah!
nearly... *always hovers mouse over links ever since he was goatse'd*
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TBL I posted this on ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24,
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You Cunt!
However, I will endorse your "I'd like to but probably won't be able to" statement
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25,
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Hahah you love it.
I can't believe people are complaining that when they click on a link marked 'I love horses' it leads to the deagostini website.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29,
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Recorded For Training Purposes
The show satirises modern media and contemporary obsessions. Created by the writers of Think the Unthinkable, HIGNFY, Parsons and Naylor and Concrete Cow, it is a platform for new writing. Each programme is a co-written with the winners of a national sketch writing competition, selected from over 2,200 entrants. They have never written for radio before. Over fifty percent of the show is by new writers - which is a broadcasting first. Which paragraph do you belong in? It's dead cool either way!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33,
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The second one
selected from over 2,200 entrants...never written for radio before... etc.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34,
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nice!
what's the secret to writing for radio? No visual gags - that kind of thing?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35,
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On my limited knowledge, picked up from some very experienced writers we worked with....
Get to the point of the gag quickly - the audience likes to know what they are listening to. Don't waffle (hard to do sometimes, sketches take a few rewrites to distill it down). Don't complicate a sketch by trying to put too many angles into it. And no, visual gags don't really work on radio but you can do sort of visual gags if you get the right sound effects or use the words to conjur a mental image.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38,
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*learns*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:45,
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I CLICKED FUCKING BOTH
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:31,
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hahahahah
tard
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:32,
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^ this
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33,
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^ and that
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39,
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I like gayers and weirdos
But my diary is kind of full 3 months' hence.
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23,
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heheh ^this
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24,
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have you put a sandwich in it?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24,
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oh yeah? what you doin? washing you hair?
women always give me that shit, i have so many issues.......*grumble*.....*mumble*.......*cry*........Leave britney alone!!!
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25,
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You insult me
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34,
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i didn't mean to,
honest!
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37,
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that's christmas.
although i hate bloody christmas and have nothing to do with it, i imagine b3ta will be skint.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24,
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Around three month's time being
Christmas-y sort of time? When everyone is skint?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24,
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skint?
mebbe, but we'll all be full of fat, salt and refined sugars
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25,
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not me
I'll be full of curry with a bit of luck! \0/
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27,
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As long as I'm not ill this year, I'll be happy!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:30,
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well, it's nearer to my place than anything in Britain, so there's a slight chance
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25,
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whereabouts are you?
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27,
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Paderborn, western Germany
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29,
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ooooooh nasty.
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29,
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*cough*likeslivinghere *cough*
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33,
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My dad says it's nice
and he's not usually wrong about such things.
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35,
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only kiddin man, i've got a few german mates here.
Everyone always raves about germany but i've yet to go there myself.
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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*shaves head*
*readies baseball bat* *practices fascist slogans* ;)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:40,
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hail Eris!
:D
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27,
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A fellow believer!
HAIL ERIS!!! Edit: fnord ;)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29,
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Fuck yes
/relurks
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:31,
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i thought you might.
tremendous.
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:43,
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Ha
I like the babybeard, so lifelike
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19,
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Haha!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20,
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Hahaha!
Has anyone done Eavis and butthed?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21,
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I'm so looking forward to Glasto 2008
2007 was poo. Too much mud. :-(
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cupboardy ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23,
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Clearly you weren't there in '05 =]
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:26,
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Muddy Glastonburys were the best ones.
Far fewer chavs.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34,
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hahahaha!
wouldn't go to glasto if you paid me.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25,
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bless 'im
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:26,
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Lost In Translation
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The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15,
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haha
lovely bunch o'fellers
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16,
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Positively greet my miniature acquaintance.
Haha!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:17,
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whats with the dot?
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27,
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Spamming
I'm just getting the page indexed quickly so that I can test the result later.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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Fecking woo
=]
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19,
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forgedda 'boutit?
get oudda here? say hello to my little friend?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19,
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yeah
those are them, what you said.
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The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:30,
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Woo
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19,
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Maybe I should have looked down the board before posting....
Grape vines hey :o(
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:41,
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Yeah
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pirateneddy ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12,
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hahaha
BEST
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13,
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clever.
woo!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14,
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Anagram-tasic!
owo-ayy!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16,
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Why a noise, emu?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20,
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Yeah Mouse Win!!!
:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21,
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whathebloodyhelldyouthinkyourelookinat?!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
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fucking brilliant
as ever
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
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^this
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:04,
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Stoppit
there needs to be room on the popular page for other people aswell
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
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^this
my excellent animation earlier sank without trace.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12,
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Awww
I don't think the popular page is necessarily the popular stuff anyway. It's just what Them In Charge think is good... If voting changed anything, etc...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37,
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Sorry. wrong
The popular page is what us proles vote for. But the FRONT page is chosen by the Gods.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 0:27,
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that's ok, the animation I had on there of a boomerang has mysteriously disappeared now, making room for others.
no one like me :(
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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You win biscuits!
Stale dog biscuits. Yummy for your facemouth.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12,
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aah, facemouth
my third favourite type of mouth
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miamistu snagglery ,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:13,
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Oh my !
That's excellent ! Have a a woo or two Mr Toast !
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12,
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stop the compo!
I want to get off
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12,
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*clickclickclickclick*
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13,
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Nicely!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13,
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Arf!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13,
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magnificent.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14,
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That's fabularse
I love your animations, it's the little touches you do that make them ace.
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15,
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Yes, we know you are good .
Woo!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16,
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haha
wasn't this a game in the newsletter aeons ago? ;)
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16,
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I have no idea, what sort of game?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:18,
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no it wasn't
you had to control a drunken swinging guy on his way home. the further you went, the more it would swing
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20,
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ahhhh
sounds familiar
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21,
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pffh you suck :)
Warhawk tomorrow matey!...you'll love it :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19,
archived )
yay! assuming my copy turns up
(got someone to buy me it for my birthday instead of shelling out myself)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20,
archived )
How the fuck did you put the face on her....?.
very drunk looking WOO
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19,
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airfix glue
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22,
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you sniff glue!
I fucking knew it drugs=creativity
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:26,
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You're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you etc
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Weetobix ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27,
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That there really is extremely good
Woo Yay
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:56,
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Excellent
as always...but then again it is your job
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strontium190 ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 18:06,
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DAMNIT!
are you not capable of doing something rubbish for a change? ;)
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:26,
archived )
No, that's it.
I refuse to click 'I like this'. For gods sake man, stop being so good, or I will start stalking you!*clicks*
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:27,
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That's it, I'm fed up with your crap posts.
*clicks 1 million times*
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:43,
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haha!
the walk is fantastic
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lemonhead ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:31,
archived )
Awesome!
Does anyone else find this vaguely hypnotic? No? Just me then.
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lugnut ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 21:48,
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Me too...
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Monty Propps ,
Sat 22 Sep 2007, 11:15,
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lovingly stumblingly accurate.
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Tart Monkey ,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 0:22,
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someone needs to nick your copy of MAX
woo etc.
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custard ,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 0:26,
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You simply don't suck.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 1:43,
archived )
how did i guess
that the first compo front page would be a happy toast?? give some of the rest of us some talent please??
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The Director of Directing ,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 2:15,
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The movement in you animations are freakily good...
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 8:37,
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You must leave here now...
You make us all feel worthless. Fantitstic!
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hoozey ,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:24,
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that's superb!
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mozza ,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:48,
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how does she go back from left to right?
I'm puzzled. And thoroughly impressed. *click*
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spinoza ,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:04,
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bri
lliant
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Flash_Bastard ,
Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:16,
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Absolute...
Quality, I bow before you
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Wibih ,
Sat 22 Sep 2007, 7:58,
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too good
3d should not be allowed. shit shopped gifs only pls ;)
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calico ,
Sun 23 Sep 2007, 0:06,
archived )
This post contains (arguably) NSFW content (it's art - with boobs)
CFB (it looks much nicer with embigification) This goes with the equaly NSFW angel I'd made a set of 'the elements' and wjh31 suggested I should add good/evil and light/dark to the set. Jolly good idea, if you ask me.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00,
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yes yes yes
I like this oh yes I do there are tits, and leathery wings, and flames I like this
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:01,
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Lesbian.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:06,
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Caterpillar
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08,
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Moon donkey
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:26,
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yes yes yes
I like this oh yes I do there are tits, and leathery wings, and flames I like this
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08,
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*Gets popcorn*
*prepares to watch*
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09,
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Surely you can like tits without being a lesbian?
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10,
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yeah! i mean, i love cock but i'm not g....
fuck
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
archived )
hhahahaha!
Hey, 2-6 fraser's are 404'ing on me.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14,
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hmm
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16,
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well, they work now
splendid!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20,
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ha ha, i'll leave these here then
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:32,
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ah!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:57,
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Hahahah, excellent.
I look like Father Ted in the Elvis episode.
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tomsk ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:48,
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*listens*
*ponders* *agrees* You're probably right. If you like tits just 20% of how much I like tits, then you'd still like tits a lot. Tits are great. Tits are smashing. Tits are ace.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13,
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you should try having them growing on your chest
they're ace!
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14,
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Not a good idea.
I'd never get any work done.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16,
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^ this
I sure would miss mine if they upped and left.
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:14,
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Silly Debbilgrrrrl
Lesbians is not boys!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15,
archived )
You say that like it's a bad thing
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10,
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It IS,
If a girl is a lesbian, then they're not going to want to sleep with me, as I'm a male. LESBIANISM IS BAD
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
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What excuse do you use for the non-lesbian
female population, none of which want to sleep with you? Tonsillitis? Itchy arses?
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13,
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"mingers anyway"
;)
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13,
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hahahaha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15,
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There are non-lesbian females?
...But they've all told me they were Lesbians... I thought that's just how it was?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13,
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Note: this leads to extinction
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teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 18:00,
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but in terms of spectator sports
they're a win
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13,
archived )
^this with bells on
and baby oil
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15,
archived )
I never got that
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16,
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What? Spectators?
*volunteers*
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21,
archived )
If you're a straight male
and have the choice of either watching 1) a girl with another guy 2) two or more girls what would you choose, hmmmmm?
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22,
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two or more girls, obviously
I don't want to look at dicks.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:28,
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Were I a straight male
I'd probably prefer to be doing it rather than watching it
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36,
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if you were a straight male
you'd know that it's not that it rains down on you and 'doing it' is actually outside of your control.
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:45,
archived )
true, but if that's not an option?
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:46,
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Develop better personal hygiene and more refined social skills
Come on boys, it's not that hard!
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:51,
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pffft
I'm not talking long-term here, just about the quick evening wank when being single ;)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:57,
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You wouldn't want to watch then?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15,
archived )
phwoar!
this one is the beast! now do planets!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02,
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WITH TITS
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08,
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and moons!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:13,
archived )
hehe
proper lol for no particular reason thank you
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:15,
archived )
:D
yvw!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:18,
archived )
Very nice
And thanks for linking
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02,
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nice :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:03,
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Nice
Your model is very co-operative, she must have had to stand in the flames for ages.
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:03,
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blurry tits!
woo! i like.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:03,
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Hehe.
With these two, I wanted them to look painted. :)
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05,
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Ooooh arty !
v.nice !
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:07,
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Nice!
have a woo!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08,
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braw!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09,
archived )
I'm not being horrible
but the small version appears to have the same colours as last night's dinner
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09,
archived )
*nods*
The paint effects don't thumbnail well.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
archived )
Did you have a naked girl with leathery wings for dinner?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
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curry
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:12,
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Curry looks like naked girls with leathery wings?
*gets spoon*
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:18,
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you'll need a fork for this one
it'd make Ian Huntley sweat
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23,
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Because it had to be done
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LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009 ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58,
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LOLALIENZ!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59,
archived )
In space...
...no one can hear you rofl?
(
Sartori is moving to Canada, eh? ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00,
archived )
Er, no, I don't think it did actually
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59,
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you fucking RETARD
No where in the alien life cycle do they go into the stomach. They lay eggs in the Throat and Lungs.
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Quatermass and teh Shit ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59,
archived )
a proportionate response, i feel
;)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:07,
archived )
A little too mild for my liking.
I mean, what kind of rancid twattified cunt-blasting cretin doesn't know intimately the development cycle of a fictional extra-terrestrial organism? For fuck's sake.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
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geek!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10,
archived )
lol!1!
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00,
archived )
hahaha
i'd never seen this one
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:04,
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Ha ha ha
I love your sock ones.
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05,
archived )
Hahaha !
full of sockiness ! 'Noon prods :)
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:07,
archived )
'lo rabbitz :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10,
archived )
Sooooooooooooock!
/standard sock response
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:10,
archived )
FUCKINH LOLLLZZZZOOOORSZSZSZSSSZZZZZZZZ111!!!!!1!!!!1!!!
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00,
archived )
It's posts like this
that make me want to... ...INVENT TADPOLE CRICKET! Tadpoles, batting with little tadpole bats. Hitting tiny little balls across the field AND/OR POND to score runs or wickets or baskets or something. TADPOLE CRICKET!
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:01,
archived )
tadpole child abuse
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:03,
archived )
This could also be invented,
but you would need another post of ^ that quality to catalyse the genius required.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05,
archived )
i think using young tadpoles as bats is bad enough
i shudder to think what you have in mind.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
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i demand to see this in pictorial form.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05,
archived )
what spawned that idea I wonder :D
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09,
archived )
how can we have missed this
the truth!!!!!!oneone
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The BrownHaze ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58,
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hahaha
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58,
archived )
It all becomes clear!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59,
archived )
hehe
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59,
archived )
Sooooo false!
That beard's not black enough!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59,
archived )
the culmination of two blandwagons
still RIS'ing like a good'un though
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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002 ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02,
archived )
the whole maddie thing is a conspiracy
(
Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02,
archived )
but what about this one
it looks real to me
(
The BrownHaze ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05,
archived )
BRIDGE?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:07,
archived )
The B52 is a shot too. See funny as she likes to get pissed.
Hopefully 1st 1.
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Slatts If you cant remember it didnt happen ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:51,
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too.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:52,
archived )
Cheers
Thanks i sat on that for a while.
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Slatts If you cant remember it didnt happen ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:53,
archived )
Splendid.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:55,
archived )
d- must try harder
TTTTTTTTTJJJJJJJJJJJJ - does anyone know the link to the website where you can make little b3ta polls?
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:53,
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(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59,
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(
Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59,
archived )
judging by the poll above I was wrong
and I apologise
(
Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:05,
archived )
apology
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
archived )
Yes
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59,
archived )
thanks!
just checking.
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09,
archived )
speak english man!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:53,
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Oooh behive!
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54,
archived )
It's posts like this
that make me want to... ...SING. Sing! Free, like the penguins. Sing from the peak of the highest bus. Sing, sing, sing. Sing like Sting singing about a thing growing on his wing. SING SING SING.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54,
archived )
are you in Travis?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:55,
archived )
I was earlier.
But I pulled out, wiped my cock on his back, pulled my pants back up and went to buy something from Next.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:57,
archived )
i cannot recomend the neville's 'colm meaney song' highly enough
i have been singing it since he posted it
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58,
archived )
^this
great song, would sing again
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00,
archived )
That crazy Neville.
I shall scoop him up and put him in my pocket, getting him out occasionally to show to people. For example, I might get him out whilst in the pub and get him to dance and entertain my friends and bar staff. Fucking barstaff!
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:04,
archived )
har
also, the second half of 'Rock Lobster' is just fantastic
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:56,
archived )
Sock Lobster
Where's Podigy when you need him...? EDIT: ah, there he is...
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58,
archived )
*waves* :D
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:01,
archived )
Go on...
Do Sock Lobster...
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02,
archived )
meh :P
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:06,
archived )
Rock Lobsteeeer
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:57,
archived )
Bless you...
that will finish my day on a high note
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:00,
archived )
love that tune :D
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02,
archived )
continuing the Dali theme...
cos I have no ideas of mine ownCF "oh, now I can read it" size
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:43,
archived )
pure genius
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:46,
archived )
Coooee !
only just spotted you down there luvvy !
(
rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:50,
archived )
*buys the wtf balm*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:46,
archived )
hahaha
I hadn't noticed that Top stuff!
(
Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:47,
archived )
It subverts!
I like it.
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Curis ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:46,
archived )
hahahaha! splendid.
also, not sure if this works or is sfw in that case.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:48,
archived )
wrong wrong wrong....
but biggest lol of the day for me. Compo it!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49,
archived )
haha
that gives me the itchy horn
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:57,
archived )
The has the slender hips
of a young boy. Is she a boy? Why don't they tell us these things? All I learnt at school was how to break the rules.
(
wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:59,
archived )
"If I wish really hard, the magic fairy might grant me some hips!"
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Lord Eggblast The cake is a lie ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:01,
archived )
i bet you enjiyed doing that
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:01,
archived )
sans beehive pubes it's quite scary.
still not sure if it works though.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:04,
archived )
arf!
top stuff, sir
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:48,
archived )
Have this woo, this yay, and this houpla also, to rotate it with next Wednesday.
Don't forget to frighten it first, mind.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49,
archived )
God Save The Queens post above should do the trick
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54,
archived )
Chuffing ace
that is ! Woo !
(
rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:50,
archived )
Miracle. I can read it! I have been cured!
/pickle blog this is much woo!
(
Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:51,
archived )
hahaha
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:56,
archived )
What the kids really voted for
(
Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39,
archived )
WHAT WAS SHEP'S REAL NAME?!?!?!?!
YOU HAVE JUST SHATTERED MY CHILDHOOD!
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:40,
archived )
Dave
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:42,
archived )
don't worry it really was shep. biddy baxter never allowed cheating
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:44,
archived )
Phew!
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
archived )
it was two midget actors called Dave and Berny
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:45,
archived )
Ha ha ha
That last paragraph is the best bit: "...the BBC's standards must be as high in small-scale competitions as they are in the most major news story."
(
Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:42,
archived )
well they clearly are already.
(
Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:43,
archived )
In other words...
"we've realised that the kids who watch Blue Peter all have filthy minds and are not the cute and cuddly middle class little soldiers we thought they were. There's no fucking way we're gonna let them make us look like twunts... ooops too late..."
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:45,
archived )
Ooooh!
That girl, saying "Cunt" With that blonde hair and that accent!!!! *salivates*
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:45,
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What accent is it?
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49,
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Brummie
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:51,
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Oirish!
Norn I think.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54,
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Ahhh
Yes, the Irish accent is one of the sexier ones.
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58,
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the winner is cunty cat.
what name did cunty cat suggest for the new pet then?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:46,
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Stufmi Pussy
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:56,
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Just read in the times
the cat was meant t be called pussy but was deamed inapropriate. Have the BBC been making stuff up again?
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:47,
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"Now I'm going to stroke my pussy"
*ratings go up*
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:56,
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Christ Blue Peter presenters are totty these days
I had Valerie Singleton and Peter Purvis.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:47,
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Sarah greene and Janet ellis FTW!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:48,
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I never fancied Sarah Green as she looked exactly like my mum
Janet Ellis on the other hand.....
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49,
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how unfortunate...
should I take that down then?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:50,
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haha
No, but I wish I could post a side-by-side photo of them, quite startlingly identical (at the time anyway)
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:53,
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^this and that
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:50,
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Electric Blue Peter, you say?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54,
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Lesley Judd
Was a minger.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:55,
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But look at those norks!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22,
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With apologies to Bill Hicks
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:35,
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Is that...
...Satan's cock?
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Sartori is moving to Canada, eh? ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:41,
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I think his words were
"cold, black, scaley pecker", but yes, it is.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:41,
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"Send in Pete Doherty on your way out..."
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:54,
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Proof that the last Maddie picture WAS faked!!!!!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:33,
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hahaha
It's a reuters conspiracy!!!!! EDIT: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! IT MUST BE FAKE!!! LOOK AT MADDIE, SHE'S SMILING!! WHY WOULD SHE BE SMILING WHEN SHE'S ABOUT TO DIE!!!!
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:34,
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TJ
/links amy video must see
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:35,
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i already have, check who replied first!
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:36,
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Not you spaz
everyone except mr spam flashing his arse.
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:42,
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ER...........sorry.
mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggghh!!
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:42,
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shes high
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:44,
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Needs more bridge.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:35,
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That would make it too real.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:36,
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You mean...?
You mean...? HEY! What are you trying to insinuate?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39,
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WHERE'S HER ARM GODAMMIT?!!?!
and slight tj: anyone know any freeware image editors that'll convert RGB to CMYK?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39,
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imagemagick does it, I think.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:45,
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Krita
it's pretty powerful
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:55,
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/vienna
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:44,
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:52,
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ta, up to date now
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:06,
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is that Elvis' hair?
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:47,
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tsk tsk
they are a bit more sophisticated
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49,
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haha
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:50,
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arf!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:51,
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Hahahaha
*office lol*
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:53,
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Finally!
After much searching I have found the original image. No wonder they 'shopped out her arm...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:56,
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hahahah so wrong!
I hate the whole maddie story, but this "missing arm/fake pic" is hilarious
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58,
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i've missed it completely
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new_matt ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:08,
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ha ha ha ha
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20,
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office lollage
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58,
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hahahahaha
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58,
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... ... bad man.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:58,
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HAHAHAHAA
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02,
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hahahaha
oh dear oh dear
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:04,
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burn, burn
yes you're gonna burn!huge lols
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:07,
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Hahahahahaha!
ooof!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:11,
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hahaha!
You're a bad bad man
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Weetobix ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:31,
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Curis ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:30,
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arf =]
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:31,
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hahaha
TJ: look, i did a thing with my pic from yesterday and the dali orginalthe reflection of the n00b who took the pic has quite a spooky/shit effect I find...
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:35,
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thass pretty cool man.
i liked it first time around anyway, but this is interesting also in fact.
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:37,
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haha thanks
i wasnt sure if it would be any good but i kind of like the odd effect in fact.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39,
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wow
ace!
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:09,
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Haha! aceness!
Like the graffiti too! ;)
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:37,
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Lock up your lager...
...it's Ol' Winehouse!
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Ninj ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:29,
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28,
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Hahaha !
Nicely ! Pachey, I've finally perfected apple crumble flapjacks, I know you're a puritan but they really are lully. I'd show you a pic but well, someone* ate the last two. *who shall remain nameless but for the sake of this discussion shall be known as *rabbitz*
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:30,
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Apple crumble flapjacks?
Is the crumble on top or what?
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:33,
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Yeyass !
It's a keraaazy keraaazy concept but it works. Had lots of floppy disasters before final perfection. :)
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:34,
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Sounds like
one of my late friday nights.
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jentulman carnt spel ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:38,
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Hmmmm
It doesn't sound like the crumble would adhere to the flapjack. Are you going to share the recipe? My top tip this week is not to use a food processor to make crumble topping cos I did that the other day and it didn't turn out very well (blackberry and apple in case you were wondering).
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39,
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Mmmmm luvverley !
edit/ sorry Pachey, I should explain the crumble sits in a flapjack case - like a tart or open fruit pie, you press your flapjack mixture down into a round tin and up the sides, then fill with the apple mixture and top with the crumble. Extra golden syrup and not too much butter makes the flapjack case a bit firmer. Then when it's cold you can cut it into slices like a cake. :)
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:42,
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Ah...NOW I am understanding you
I might give this a whirl. But not next week, I promised my sister old-school square sponge cake with white icing and sprinkles served with custard.
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:02,
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Oooooh yummy !
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:16,
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tsk
greedy rabbitz
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:33,
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*hangs head*
I know :( 'Lo Minkles !
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:38,
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lo rabbitz
*enhuggles*
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:47,
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rabbitz!!!!!!!
*shakes heartily by the hand*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:40,
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'Lo Freebs !
*hugs*
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:49,
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the lengths some people will go to for a drink
imagine having a hole cut in your cheek just for booze!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:32,
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haha!!
acers! did you see the FUHL post down there? \/
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:23,
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no
it was blocked by works UGLInet filter . . . what was the pic of? Summat pretty dang horrendous I imagine . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:24,
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i can't even describe it....
*bokes*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:27,
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Is that you?
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:30,
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ohhhhhh yes!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:37,
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You're cute
But you need a new shirt.
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:40,
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hahahaha!
I'm glad I don't have a b3tan coworker... or have I?
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:36,
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have you?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:38,
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*walks around asking everyone if he also looks at b3ta during work*
*gets fired* Edit: I noticed we share the same hair/beard combo but at least I'm not ginger :P
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:46,
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haha :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:24,
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Had to watch that too many times to figure it out
*fetches get-better-drinky*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:24,
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ta!
I need it! I'm flagging . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:25,
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What exactly's up?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26,
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I have a snotty cold and a really nasty cough
my poor assistant is resembling a phlegm monster . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:27,
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*brings lemsip*
*huggles*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:29,
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You're at work?
You can't be that ill then.
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Pachey ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:30,
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He's very ill Trelly
and he won't listen to me. Make him listen to me !
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:27,
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What do you want him to hear?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:29,
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I want him to go back to the doctors
and he won't. The stubborn arse.
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:31,
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I don't wanna be blamed for bringing the whole NHS down!
They won't do anything I've had pills I've had an x-ray the only thing left if a complete lungectomy!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:33,
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*lunges*
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39,
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*puts fingers in ears*
La-la-la-la! C];0) I'll be FINE! Stop worrying!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:30,
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wook!
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:25,
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Aww ! Look at his wodgy botty overhang !
WOO ! edit/ willy !
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26,
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hahaha!
I was just gonna point it out . . . I knew you wouldn't want to miss it! Arf!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28,
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:D
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rabbitz ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28,
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haha
it took me such a long time to see the cock
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26,
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Penis!
Aceness Mr The hat.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26,
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aww that's rather lully ....
... until 'it' happens ;) *offers soothing lozenge*
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26,
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thanks!
I've just sucked on a fisherman's friend . . . . . . so a lozenge would take the taste away
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:29,
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fantastic!
woo
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Milkman Dan ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28,
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am i the only person who thinks its back
looks like some kind of rabbit?
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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002 ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:29,
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no, no, I can see it now you say
no I can see it now you say
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:31,
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its either that
or a chernobyl sheep
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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002 ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:32,
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Dave.
hahahaha droopy orange cock!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:35,
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Same to you, you rude . . .
you rude . . .oh! I see . . . C];0)
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:36,
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WOO!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39,
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hahaha
orangu-waaaaaaaaaaaang
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:40,
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oh god, not another Amy Winehouse post....
...oh wait a minute...woo :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:04,
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whine-arse and friend
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WOLF .™ ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:21,
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hehehehe
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26,
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hahaha!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:39,
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