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Killers, I tell you

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)

If they scare gimps

they must be scary

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)

they am misunderstood

bats are all the brillogs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)

I like bats

they don't feel how you'd think they would

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)

I think they use their wings

but maybe they have tiny hands hidden under them

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

they're clawy like a soft leathery spider

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)

That's not really selling them to me, to be honest...

/scared of spiders blog

I was fucking terrified shaving this uber-rare Brazilian Tarantula.

Ashally, I'd just like to point out that I think bats are ace =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)

There's a few that live by my house

which is quite an imposing victorian place anyway- they swoop about on Friday nights and make stupid girls scream. I think they're lovely, they're tiny- pipistrelles or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

i can watch them from my front room window

in the late autumn sunset.

they'll all be in hibernation now/

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)

Copenhagen Zoo has a 'night zoo' with dim lights the bats ignore

So you can see them fly, roost, mess about, ... crash, fall off.

They are tiny, and teh cutest evar. Hook up on a branch, then fold their wings round themsleves just like Dracula's cape.

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)

Cotswold Wildlife Park has something similar

It's ace =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

Much better!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

Not this one.

This one's related to Michael Winner.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

spunk in its soup

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)

Merry Christmas Children.

An image from my childhood...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:26, archived)

You spent your childhood in my worst nightmares?

explains a lot...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:27, archived)

evil creatures!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)

N for Nundetta?

Also, I've just realised, Noel Edmonds doesn't actually look any older these days than he did about 20 years ago..

Is he ageing incredibly slowly, or did he age SUPER fast, and his body has just stopped getting older for a few years?

10 marks.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)

Clarkson's stopped ageing as well.

Although that's good, that gives me time to catch up and then rape him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)

Rape in the lighter sense of the word?

Or rape is in the "I hate him and want to make his butt bleed" sense of the word?

Also, flicking through the TV guide, both Question of Sport AND Coronation Street are starting.

TV IS LOOKING AT B3TA.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

Lighter

I really, really would.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

Go for it.

Sounds like youtube material to me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)

Phwoar.

There is no good porn on youtube. Youporn is better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)

Does that ACTUALLY exist?

Sounds like a goldmine.

Well, a pornmine.

Or a porcine.

Poor swine.

pours wine.

pores whine..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)

www.youporn.com

www.redtube.com

Happy Wednesday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)

Crikey!

There are... things!

And they're putting THINGS in them!

MY INNOCENT YOUNG EYES!!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

Ahhhhhhyeah.

If everyone watched porn more often, the world would be a much happier place.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)

I think this is true.

Try and get a government grant.

I think it would be an entertaining experiment.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)

I'm still trying to get my head around shooting the next big thing in adult entertainment.

Watch this space.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)

We could combine the living room not touching the floor prospect

And create hover porn.

I'm fairly sure that hasn't been done =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:50, archived)

That might mix with what I'm planning actually.

Sort of.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)

*patents*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)

The zero G cumshot

has been done

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)

That would be an entertaining bit of space litter.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)

Jeremy Clarkson?

Ugh

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)

I know, I know.

It's like the Lemmy thing, I suppose. But Clarkson's big, which is an important factor as well. Big cantankerous arsehole. Mmmm, lovely (there is something wrong with me).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)

Big? I never noticed that.

Fancying Clarkson is very very wrong.

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

I know, I can't help it.

I quite fancy James May as well.

And Hammond.

But mainly Clarkson.

*cries* I'm broken...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)

Who's James May?

Is there anyone you don't fancy?

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)

LOADS OF PEOPLE!

Anne Widdecombe, Condoleeza Rice, Ming Campbell...

He's the other old one off Top Gear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)

Condi is hot as fuck!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)

And people call me wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)

Not any more...

Waspy - that's just sick.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)

back to the roman showers?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)

CAPTAIN SLOW.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)

He's got a very nice bottom.

I saw it on that thing he did with Oz Clark.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)

The wine thingie?

I saw a few episodes of that. My dad is a wine bummer.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)

Yeah the wine thingie

They had to sit in a jacuzzi and then get hosed down, and he's got a really lovely arse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)

I wouldn't know, as I've never seen it.

I shall take your word for it though...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:52, archived)

It's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)

No need to ask which bit of the Venn Diagram he's in then...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)

In the same bit as Dara O'Brien

Or however it's spelt.

I know, I have the eyes of a blind person.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

What about Mark Kermode and Michael Portillo?

I have found both are alarmingly popular...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)

Kermode yes, but only in full billy gear.

Portillo can fuck off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)

Thank God not Portillo at least...

See, you obviously do have SOME standards. Unlike a friend of mine who thinks he's all of teh sexeh...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

Bleurgh.

I wouldn't touch him with yours.

Any more?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)

Phil Mitchell is another one she mentioned...

Mrs. Doom has a fondness for the following:

Ethan Hawke
Ed Norton
John Cusack
Other slightly weasely looking men.

I feel deeply flattered by this...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)

John Cusack....

There isn't a thing I wouldn't allow him to do to me. He's in the top five.

Ed Norton yes, but only when murderous.
Ethan Hawke yes, but only in Reality Bites.

Phil Mitchell NO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)

You have way better taste than my friend then...

That's two of her hotties crossed off now...

The murderous thing is slightly worrying.... Pol Pot?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)

HAHA!

You wish. No, I do not fancy Pol Pot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)

I can understand Norton and Cusack

But Hawke is just a bit meh.

NOBODY CAN JUDGE ME, I OFFICIALLY HAVE LADYBITS NOW.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)

I think she ment the sexy fun rape

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)

If you wouldn't, I probably would.

Rule of thumb.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)

Well, I wouldn't with Bernard Manning

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fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

Ah, neither would I

there are, of course, exceptions.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)

Would

n't

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)

have

___________________________n't

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)

Wou....

Ashley no. No. NO! OH DEAR GODS MAKE IT STOP!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)

Good Grief!

Also - that's a very small pool cue....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)

Or are you just far aw...

*shot from stage left*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

thats a cane used to whip the skin off of the exposed hides

of excitable children on christmas day. Not a small pool cue, although, now that you mention it...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)

They had the liquify tool during your childhood?

Lucky you ;P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)

Waaaaaaaaaah-waaah-waaah-wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaaah

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)

haha

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Milkman Dan, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)

DAN!

How hangeth it? Coming to me gig tonight? New Inn Middleton Cheney nr Banbury? 20:30
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)

coo

that's a long way away...
Afraid I'm going to a dance tonight... how old fashioned of me!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)

Bah! ok

Anyone else?
Arf! Have fun!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)

Got any more gigs?

I'll come to one!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)

There's one yesterday . . .

but . . . erm . . .
you missed it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

curses!

Also, I have no gigs in your direction at the moment...

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Milkman Dan, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)

bit further south and I'd have a better chance

is it a banjo gig?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

There will be two banjoes

but I shan't be playing either
Double bass

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

are you on swannee whistle duty?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)

'Course!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)

who's laying?

(dogof2head, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)

Pfft!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)

credit due to sir dave of course

(dogof2head, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:02, archived)

hahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)

I really thought that said STEAK

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)

NUDITY!

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The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)

LOL!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)

Peasemould!

*smooooooooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)

Hello Lovely!

*smooshes*

You OK?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:26, archived)

*barges in*

hello good sir

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)

*spills beer*

Oi - What's your game?

Afternings, My fine fellow!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)

My game?

peeknuckle

*wikis peeknuckle*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)

How Bizzare!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

I never thought I'd get aroused by harey norks! C];0)

Have this Broam!

1 Broam
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)

Dear Sir T Hat

Please accept this reciept in acknowledgment of the following, gratefully recieved:

1 Broam

V.A.T - Not included

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The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)

Hahaha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:22, archived)

YIFFS!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)

*throws stick*

hehehehehehehehehehehe

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)

Nice Buns

Mrs Bunny!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)

A Hare

With a pair
Having a stare
How rare

(Hoof Hearted, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)

JJ?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)

haha

again

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Milkman Dan, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:26, archived)

LOL!!!

jees...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:27, archived)

ooh!

It's just like a JollyJack masterpiece!

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Ratsta, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)

\o/

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McBadger COW, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)

YOU JUST GOT ME SACKED FROM WORK!!!!

Hang on....
I work for myself.

Man, this sucks!
I'll never be able to employ myself again having investigated my previous browsing history:(

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)

Dear Mr Nipples esq.,

We have investigated your inappropriate behaviour on this thing called 'the interwebularium', and have decided you are a threat to yourself and others, and as such completely unemployable.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr Nipples esq.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:26, archived)

Self Sacking....

* miles better that t-bagging?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)

And I didnt even have the decency to tell myself to my own face!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

Haha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:22, archived)

that's a healthy pair

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:22, archived)

Erica Roe

made straking popular
Mmmmmm!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:28, archived)

I didn't recognise her

but she did indeed display a cracking set on that fateful day!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

ARF!

Good ol' mentil Dave :D

*enhuggles*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)

Fankoo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:28, archived)

Oof!

Haha!

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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)

hahaha!!!

im still trying to make "corelation street" but i dont know what corelation means or how to spell it even... :(

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:27, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)

It's the perfect gift for Christmas...

... just like every other fucking DVD and CD advertised on Tv at the moment...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)

it's a return to the days of Willie Carson

arf

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)

So THAT's why Segal doesn't wear his hair down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)

ARF!

He'd be so much better in the houses of Parliament...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)

Chuck Norris on the other side

''Well I put it to you sir, that I am going to lay some of this lovely smackdown on you.'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)

The Rock as the Speaker.

"ORDER! ORDER! Now, can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?"

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)

He's not called the rock anymore

he's an ac-TOR now...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)

God I want to kill her.

I wish I knew why.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)

cos she slept with Cliff Richard?

and you wanted him pure for yourself?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)

because she shagged Cliff Richard

which is as close as you can get to not actually having a shag

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:13, archived)

Fuck it, I bet he's a right dirty bastard.

Roman showers and all sorts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)

Cliff's not gay by the way...

He's just slept with a couple of men who are.

/I have my sources blog

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)

You can be straight and indulge in roman showers.

Women have gullets too!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)

Oh yes, I know this...

but I just thought I'd say, for the record like... he's definitely not gay. Nosiree.

www.roman-showers.com ?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)

I'm not clicking that at work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)

haha

it's very very SFW

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)

Hahaha, awesome.

Bless them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)

Yup, 100% work safe.

Unless you work in France.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)

Do I look like I've hung myself?

Must not be in France then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)

*prods with stick*

Right you are...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:26, archived)

THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!

*wanks*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:27, archived)

what's a roman shower?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)

Google is your friend.

Sexual activity involving vomit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)

that's all I need to know.

Not googling that at work!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)

Ahhhh

Yeah- make a girl give you head, then force her head down your cock until she voms on it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)

I just typed 'Cliff Richard's Anal Pear Orgy' into Google Images

and got a picture of Alan Rickman

*confuseds*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)

That's some SCAREY piss . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)

"The perfect gift for christmas"

I suppose they cant really say "The perfect gift for someone you dont really want to buy a present for but have to spend at least a tenner on every sodding year"

It's all about selling the sizzle not the steak. Apparently.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)

just give them half a £20 note

and the other half next year

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)

*adopts this fine strategy*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)

The gift that keeps giving

sort of

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:26, archived)

Brilliant! :D

have a *click*, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)

Pfft

I hate DVD games. They make me want to hurt people =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)

more of this utter nonsense | the about to be obsolete Barwick-o-tron

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)

That's excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)

Haha

This is absolutely brilliant =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)

hahaha

joy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)

That's super

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)

The expressions

are perfect.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:04, archived)

is he serving in tennis?

acely drawn sir

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:04, archived)

you want to see what the other elephant is using to hit it back

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

love?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)

a fucking great big tinselly spanner

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)

ACE!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

i do have fun on the barwick o tron,

and that is lovely too.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

hahah

it's top stuff

I'm glad to see Bev Bevan's escaped his retro corner

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)

New balls

(Hoof Hearted, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:13, archived)

hahahah

fantastic

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Milkman Dan, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:27, archived)

Is the same old dilemma every damn year!

What shall i put on top my tree this year..
Star on angel?

(dogof2head, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)

Nice cars them dilemmas

my dad used to have one

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

Ning, peeps.

Finally got the design of this character nailed :)

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

Well I wouldn't say she's chunky

coz she'd break me.

What about drawing a cat burglar?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

*touches my lady bits*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

It's amazing what you can but on the internet these days!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)

Why do I have lady bits? =[

I was happy with my not-so-manly bits =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)

If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war

In company ladies may say, that man's passion and ability is much more important, than the size of his love stick.
But we all know, that privately, they maintain the opposite!
The truth is that massive pen!s is more strong and arousing!

MegaDik will help you to become more competitive as a lover!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)

As soon as I saw the word pen!s, I knew what was coming

And nearly giggled myself off the sofa =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)

Furthermore, according to Pearl A Broussard

Santa will bring more length and strength to your willy!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)

Well, I have no need for that now.

I am all girly now.

I just need to harvest a pair of moobs and I'm set for life.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)

Grow some Snoobs instead...

they're like moobs, but colder.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)

This sounds like a job for SCIENCE™

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

*Also but's Pineapples Lady bits*

Teh internet is ace.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)

Stop butting them!

Now they are ladylike, nobody gets anything out of it, other than mild bruising.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)

Some say that's the best kind of bruising there is...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)

apart from fake bruises done in crayon to get your stepdad into trouble

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)

Hahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)

Roasties chestnutting

by an open fire.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

She's sturdy.

Sexy Christmas Elves, with stockings!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

Randolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer

With tits

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

*shakes head*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

she's a big girl

and that's good.

i think you should draw her scarfing down a full english

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

And then having a fried breakfast

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)

Mr Wimpy and Ronald McDonald kicking the fuck out of each other

outside of Argos.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

How to play vice city pleeeeeeaaaseeeeeee

dont make me beg.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

Something seasonal =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

rhinoceroses (rhinoceri?)

with tits

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)

Nah, you want hippos

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)

You presume too much!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)

<edit>original subject deleted</edit>

Draw Michael Caine receiving a knighthood from the queen while a fucking great earthworm is slithering out his arsehole screaming for cheese.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)

This has promise

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)

Nearly Noon...

but have a Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)

More fuller figured bunnies!

Something to do with snoo-snoo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)

:D D: :D D: :D D: :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)

Hells Angel ducks on the rampage in Tescos

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)

Snoo snoo!

Draw something seasonal. Aliens in a rocketship chasing a hero.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)

a chest of drawers

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)

*coughs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:51, archived)

that'll do!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)

heh

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)

Yous a redexing, m'dear!

m'dear!EDIT: You've mixed b3ta and dreamobsene

EDITEDIT: Yay!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)

I know

I typed it out from memory but didn't have the preview on so had to just click and see ;)

Edit: What?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7861851

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)

Because only one other person sees me naked?

and gets to root around for places I may have hidden it

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)

oh I see!

I thought you meant only one person would know if I had a cock and wondered what more I could do than having posted it on the board!

Now you've got me all hot and bothered.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)

Best way to be in this weather

You can thank me later

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)

this is oddly arousing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)

Blimey...

Well that made me into the office perv then...

I suppose the dribbling and rubbing hands together didn't help

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)

\o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:06, archived)

Timon of Athens running an illegal felching stall from stand 48 at Preston Bus Station

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)

France.

Doing something atypically French.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)

washing?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)

France grabbing Italy by the scriff of the neck and giving it a good wash down in the Meditteranean

Perfect.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)

Mumbling malevolently in badly painted doorways?

Whoops, thought you said typically.

Welcoming tourists with open arms and thanking them for buying their overpriced salty tat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:51, archived)

Ha ha ha

Now THIS is atypically French.

Then again, the Brits aren't much better with tourists..

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)

I like tourists

Especially when they appear in my town, which they're doing with alarming frequency. WHY? There's nowt in my town but the Roald Dahl museum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)

i've resent it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)

I'll check it later then

If I get my phone out now and the manager sees it I'll be in the shizzle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)

Perhaps it is picturesque?

Central London is always swarming with tourists... I love 'em.

"Ummm... where is... the... Street Oxford?"

"Oh, you need to get off this main road and head up this dark alley over here..."

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)

Aylesbury? Pictureque?

Only the old bits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)

Well, there you go then.

The tourists are there to see the old bits, and also take in a little Modern British Culture* as well...

*In the loosest possible sense.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:13, archived)

Aylesbury chavs....

Go onto youtube and type in Aylesbury. You'll see what I mean.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)

Oh dear...

I dread to think what some of my former residences throw up then...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)

Depolation

Dipalation
Doodiddlyation

(Hair removal)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)

Depilation...

France has the arms for it as well..

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)

Sallow, pale thin ones poking out of the most rag-tag jumper you've seen this side of the Red Cross Kabul bucket?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)

when they're not laying them down

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)

Touché

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)

Oh I say.

Well done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)

liddlebitofstereotypingthere

it's odd how it used to have one of the most rampaging and successful armies in the world and now it's just known for surrender

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)

Shouldn't have got rid of the short-arsed egomaniac...

He'd have told those Americans where to go...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

big fat wobbly chebs on an animal of your choice

or denizens

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:51, archived)

she's scary - she also reminds me of an ex

draw something with cheese and pie, and maybe cakye in

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)

Badger with a massive spanner fixing a robotic hen

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)

ning -jj

a supah-snake

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)

Spanish Moccasin

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Ratsta, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)

To be honest, that looks weird.

Like a rabbit wearing a bigger rabbit suit.

Draw a randy hedgehog or something.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)

^True

Draw what she looks like when she takes that "big bunny" suit off...

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)

WARP

Click for sodding enormous (1200xsomething or other, 357k).

Inspiration here: www.b3ta.com/board/7861225

I also realised that my 1000th post on B3ta said something like "I'll use margerine for lube", which more or less sums up my contribution to this website

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boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

Wooo!

*does the timewarp again*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

now I'll have that song in my head the whole day.

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boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)

I used to make my music tech teacher shout at me

Because I got Final Countdown by Europe stuck in his head one day, and then would hum it every lesson to piss him off =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)

that is a fantastic idea

i'm going to get "when the red red robin goes bob-bob-bobbing along" into people's head today. that's my plan.

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boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)

I just used up my 3000th on Heffrey and Trellis down there..

Saves me from more nekkid I guess...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)

i saved the board from me nekkid

this is a good thing

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boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)

Well, I'm approaching 5k with nothing prepared.

I'll just skip it and award whoever recieves the post with the warm fuzzy feeling of knowing I spent my 5k on them.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)

Nanny State

Bloody hell, what's next?

Story

Cricket bats, hammers and screwdrivers are also tools of violent crime. Ban them now!

[/rant]

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:39, archived)

Aye

I've got quite a few replica weapons, but I'm not about to go all KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI and murdalise people.

Well I might. But only a bit. Chavs, so that barely counts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:40, archived)

did you get the pic i sent you the other night?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

No...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

really?

i sent you a pic of sam the other night

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

Did you?

Didn't get it, unless I've had an aneurysm and forgotten the other night.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)

hmm

i'll try resending it now

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)

Well, at least we won't lose the test match.

Sometimes I think England are just naturally useless at the sports they invent.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:40, archived)

Not at all

I invented the sport of climbing around my living room to get things without touching the floor and I'm ace at it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

I used to do that.

There was some charity anti-landmine thing recently where a parkour chappie was to cross the whole of London without touching the ground.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

I bet I'd beat him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)

You did not invent that.

I used to do laps.

I was fucking ace.

My brother also did it and lost his front teeth on the radiator.

He is a sucker.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)

Yeah, but do you do it now?

I invented ADULT indoor clamberage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)

I fucking do.

It's more of a challenge, as we have removed one of the sofas, and moved some chairs around, the gaps are awesome.

We are getting new sofas soon, I've been planning to break them in with a few laps as soon as they arrive =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)

I wish to see some sort of video contest

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)

I think it should become a nationally recognised sport.

I mean, everyone does it, they just never admit it.

I think if equal obstacle courses were constructed, laps should be done.

*schemes*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:53, archived)

Oh we so need to have a duel.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:53, archived)

yes

and it shall go in the newsletter

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)

*throws down the gauntlet*

Although, it is more appropriately themed, so it is gauntlet shaped cushion.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)

*slaps in face with fingerless Motorhead glove*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)

*enjoys more than anyone should*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:04, archived)

We're just pretty good at coming second at the moment

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

It's only polite.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

Unbelievable!!!

A British person that's good at sport?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

I inherited an old sabre from my grandfather this year

Will I turn it in if they become illegal? Will I bollocks.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

If it's a 1796 light cavalry sabre...

...I'll sex you for it.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:51, archived)

Good grief

stupidity pushed to an extreme

Woo pic btw

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

But I'm sure in this case

it won't be the same as every single other time, where the people who are truly mental and spazzbrained will still get their hands on the weapons
while the sensible law-abiding people are punished for it

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The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)

If I was a mental...

...and the little voices told me to violently murder someone, I'd certainly reconsider my actions should the government ban "samurai swords".

I'd use a garden spade instead, so they'd better ban those, too.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)

exactly...

www.b3ta.com/talk/4190522

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)

it's all going to be in the small print

as to what classes as a replica or not.

would a paul chen practical katana be classed as a replica or a training weapon? it only costs a couple of hundred quid, is that deemed 'expensive'?

i think this ban is wrong, unless they ban all blades, kitchen knives, etc...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:06, archived)

Spazz...

(devilstick, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)

These cows are small

Those are far away...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

My parents were talking about that last night.

Quit stalking me you internet predators..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)

Luke, I am your father.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)

NO!

THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

YOU ATE HIM.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)

Only a nibble, I promise.

I was saving him for Christmas. Mmmmm, crackling.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)

PORK AT CHRISTMAS?

The closest we come to that is the sausages.

And the gammon.

And the bacon.

Fuck.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)

PIG PARTS?!

Why that's almost like pork, is pig parts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)

We put bacon on the turkey sometimes

I like to think if we do it enough, it will form a flying pig.

Then I realise both animals are dead, cry a bit, and then eat it all like a big eating machine.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:39, archived)

I am looking forward to a Christmas where I can actually eat

Unlike the last three....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

Christmas with no eats is not christmas =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)

Pigs in blankets are good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

you're not allowed pork!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:40, archived)

I'm not allowed dairy and meat together either

Doesn't stop me yumming down carbonara.

Me = really shit Jew.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

you are the worst welsh jew in the history of ever

ever

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

They all come from one animal?!

Ooh yeah right. A wonderful, magical animal.

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fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:40, archived)

You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to charity...

..WHEN PIGS FLY! Hahahaha!

*pig launches past window*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

"so, will you donating that million dollars now sir?"

"hmmmm...I'd still rather not"

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

i don't believe in suicide

but if you'd like to give it a go it might cheer me up to watch

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)

Go back to Russia!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)

Haha, that made me do a real lol =)

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

I lolled!

Silly devilstick!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)

Haha!

The oldies are the bestest ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)

*DUNTCH!*

Ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)

This is marvellous

And I would like to see more of this sort of thing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)

Come upstairs to my room

Oh I've got a lot of them up here.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)

Check my website, more there

*ordinairy plug* http://www.redcode.nl *ordinairy plug*

(devilstick, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)

haha

smart!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)

This is skill in a bun!

Woo'd

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

Need a wee!

Anyone that's desperately looking for a Wii in North Manchester might like to know that Gamestation have some in stock in Bury. Controllers, too.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)

He seems to have a nice trick for making it come out of his head

lucky boy

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

Pfffttt...

*come out of his head

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)

Poor fella!

Needs a nose!
He obviously can't breathe!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

I've been reading about parents paying £2k for Wiis for their kids for Christmas.

Parents, repeat after me:

'No, you whining little shit. Be grateful for your satsuma.'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

I used to get satsumas

I got 3 the other day and was excited =]

I'm still saving them..

*is clearly a bit of an orange fiend*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)

Oh I love oranges.

I keep looking for a shampoo that properly smells exactly like them, but then I'd probably eat myself bald.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)

Don't Original Source do one?

I've got one that's coconut and avocado

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)

Doesn't smell properly orangy to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)

I can't have fruity smelling stuff

Because I use loads of it in one go to try and smell like a walking mango.

To be fair, it's a fucking ace few hours when everything around me has a nice fruity aura.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)

Yum

My shower gel is nice- milk and honey, so all the gods want to eat me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)

I love that stuff

I haven't had any interesting toiletries for a while =[

The last interesting thing I bought like that was cinnamon toothpaste, and that was about a year ago

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)

oo I used to get a satsuma in my sock

and a 50p piece

then I'd sit in a cupboard and look at it obsessively like Gollum

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)

So what's changed then?

Nothing. You just do that with sock fluff now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)

Yeah

but that's those parents who have to BUY their kids love and respect, not like those good parents who get it anyway

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)

I'm going to beat my kids until they love me.

With a plank.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)

I'm not having any

can i beat yours?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

Depends, what's it worth?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)

*flashes*

that's gotta worth at least one clip round the ear

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)

I bought a Wii

because I wanted one as well. The kids will be lucky if they get a look in.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)

Are these parents too dumb to pick one up for £250 on eBay?

(

fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)

Twould appear so, yes.

I don't care, my chief concern is the lovely new (FREE) PS3 sat at my house with no bloody games to play on it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)

Don't worry, little big planet is only a year away!

Maybe ;)

(

fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)

If you don't pee, do you get a goiter?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)

Are goiters warm?

They're the big fat neck things, yes? Are they like scarves?

*doesn't go for a wee*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

In theory...

No.

Not in the slightest.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)

:-(

*sticks with lovely warm bench cardi*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)

what, those throwing hoop thingies?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)

If so, George Lucas hasn't peed

for years...

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)

no, that's a goatee!

(

fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)

Goiter or fat neck? You decide.

www.afi.com/Images/tvevents/laa/connery/GeorgeLucas.jpg

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)

A little from column A

okay, a LOT from column A.

And several helpings from column B too.

I wonder what he'd look like with no beard. the man has no jawline at *all*!

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fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)

Probably like this

www.b3ta.com/board/7861805
only pinker.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

speaking of dead animals...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

Genius!

*clicks*

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)

*gobbles*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)

why thank you

but ask first next time

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)

Just enjoy the groupies while they last

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)

i wonder if this is what my gold fish thought before i found him on my floor

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

bridge or its fake

ps: sorry about your fish

(

mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

Oh dear, sorry to hear about your goldfish...

www.b3ta.com/questions/animalcruelty/post105765

EDIT: Woo to the picture though, even if it is clearly faked ;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)

*frots post*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)

You seductive charmer, you.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)

Eh?

I mean, pffft!

But eh?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

hang on...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

Look down there

[edit] Freebs better be careful or everyone's going to want one.

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7861675

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)

yay

thanks for watching

I've been bilbobarneybobs

you've been average

goodnight.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

Hahah! thanks meester!

*stops holding mind-bleach out of reach*
*passes*

(

thanks

*drinks*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

nice work

and

awwww

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)

no bridge, not real

(

CowJam, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)

Poor fishy =[

Nicely done though!

I'm sure every fish would love to go out in this much style.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

smashing!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)

thanks cr3, I found the animation bit in tattyshop cs3

(

CowJam, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)

Flippity flap =]

I only found the cs2 animation window the other day, still need to use IR a fair bit though...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

you have the same

"oh shit, Image Ready has disappeared?

thing that I did then?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

Happy Christmas!

EDIT: I've made it a little more readable now :)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)

I can see what you've done but I can't read it...

EDIT: Haha, nicely.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)

^ this

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)

Haha, thanks matey!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)

cunning

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Woo! Ghosty and Woo! Zak!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

thank you night vision!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

Oooh ta

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

what does it say?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)

Perfect for all your colourblind aquaintances you really hate!

Edit: cards are funny things. My young cousin has just popped out her first brat and for once I've decided not to be that annoyingly ignorant relative who doesn't throw empty sentiments around because it's polite/expected. But what can I put in her card? 'Well done on getting knocked up when you have the mental maturity of a child yourself'?

I stuck to expressing my regret she had such a hard labour, wishing her a quick recovery, and congratulating her on getting through it and starting a new phase of her life. But it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth every time I look over at the card. Poor kids.

(

You really don't care for her chances, do you?

Or maybe the chances of her kid(s)? At least your comments stuck to the positive, and you didn't lie about your sentiments. It's a good thing that sarcasm doesn't show up well in print.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

I made an incredible effort not to have sarcasm in there

I may not think it was the best 'choice' ever, but it's been made and here on starts the next chapter so what will be will be, and I'm not the kind of shit to be lagging behind working over technicalities with no relevance to what's going on NOW.

But she's so young. My last firm memory of her was sat sullenly in a corner and moaning at her mum because 'everyone's staring at me!', when in reality a few people had glanced over briefly to make sure she was ok.

(

Hmm . . .

maybe I AM colourblind . . .

*sqits some more*

EDIT: *sends to David Blunkett* HE'S colour-blind . . . all colours . . .
*cleans up*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

aaaw poor have he has the sqits:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

Have the Dat?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

Erm yeah. Obviously that's what I meant!

serves me right for being pedantic:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)

Haha, colour blind in all colours =D

*files away for future use*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

I'm either colour blind or not colour blind (whatever that test is)

because I cant read your hidden message. Is it rude?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

HOPE
you die horribly
you colour-blind
PEACE
of shit,
I really would
LOVE
that.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)

Thank you...

* strikes off card list

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)

damn the colour-blindness I pretended to have

in order to pass chemistry practicals at university.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

oh bloody hell

i couldn't read that.
argh. =/

(Emily's Pet Badger Because I Move Like An Arctic Lizard, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)

I've got my spang-proof hat on...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)

Then allow me:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)

Nope!

Didn't feel a thing!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)

Why choose such a silly image?

There must be a gazillion images of the SA80 out there without all that kerfuffle.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)

Silly image?

This is b3ta!

Besides, internets is serious business.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)

you hold him down,

I'll insert the happy-suppository
in you! HONK!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)

Haha!

'ning bloke!

*manhugs*

Y'alreet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

Aye, bit knackered

bit knackeredbut uppish.

You gotta work less notice than expected?
*hopes*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)

I have indeed!

6 weeks instead of 12 \o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)

Still too cocking long, but good news!

but good news! Hurray!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)

but that one had the grenade launcher attachment.

sadly i have only fired an SA80 as part of a training simulation.

it was powered by C02.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)

i thought the man in frame two had been sexually assaulted for a moment there.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)

You've been here waaay too long.

pervert

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)

Silly Sunshine Elephant!

You can't sexually assault a man without taking his trousers off!

That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)

this is why we have trunks

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)

Spaedo!

C];0)

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

Is he being a bit short(s) with you?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)

*Boxers Kenny's ears*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)

Hang on a minute, I'm out of breath

*pants*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)

*knickers Kenny's asthma inhaler*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)

It never ends with you, does it?

you get a spanging all your own!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)

If you spang me down

I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)

Sunshine Elephant Would!

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)

Then what have people been doing to me?!

*traumatised*

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

That's just playing

*plays*

See?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)

This is an odd game...

However, it isn't one I dislike.

Is there a single player version?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

The extra cloth acts as an industrial strength condom.

As long as you're forceful enough...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)

Nope, just shot dead.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)

*spangs below the hat*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)

Ow!!

You really know how to get to a guy (besides with all the good looks and all)

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)

*flutters eyelashes*

I don't know what you mean

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)

*spectral voices*

NO HEFFREY! Don't look into the eyes!

You'll become trapped forever like I did!

Not the eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

EDIT: Balls, that was my 3000th and I missed it...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

3000?

I'm honored that you would waste it on me.

Now TOGTFO!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

Toast or get the fuck off?

I'll have toast please.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)

Ha ha ha

You Americans and your love of guns.

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)

Yes yes

I AM, after all, the stereotypical yank.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)

Pfft!

*sneezes*

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)

Goesintight

(as we used to say as kids and have absolutely no idea why it was funny)

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)

Pffft!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)

Good morning, Professor

what's shakin'?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

Howdy!

I am, with excitement about Christmas =)

You well? How did the half-a-million dollar assembly go yesterday?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)

Great!

'cept it won't run just yet. Ah, the laborious troubleshooting phase of the installation. It'd be nice if it was only an occasional thing...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

what about a sexual assualt rifle?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7861708

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

Pfft!

Took me a second that did

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)

Well, thanks for investing the time.

I hope you felt it worth the effort.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)

2 empty juice cartons + shit loads of smellytape =

JUICEBOT

PEW PEW PEW

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)

Lasers?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)

Damn!

Why do I always end up posting my shite at the same time someone does something outstandingly good?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)

Ooh, nice!

(

Click.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)

Ace!

You talented bastard =)

EDIT: He appears to have a cushion-penis attacking him from the right, there

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)

Hahahaha!

Nice spot! *nips down DFS*

No I want it in magenta!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)

Hahaha!

For once in your life, stop looking for penises sir! =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)

I wasn't looking for it, it just jumped out at me!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

Same old story...

It won't work this time!

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)

yay!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)

Orange Lasers!

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)

i WOO! this as it it WOOWORTY!

time well spent i think, splendid work.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)

My mind comes up with strange ideas when loaded with vitamin C

My Dad just wandered into the living room and wondered what the hell had happened!

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)

it just popped into my head

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)

Plop!

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)

DON'T get it...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)

have you ever seen

celebrity deathmatch?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)

now and then

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)

at the end he says

'good fight, goodnight'

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:52, archived)

Don't ever 'oh dear' my pictures again sir

and I shan't spang you on this occasion

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but your pics are oh so oh dear worthy!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)

How come Mrs Trellis knows but no-one else?

Do you have a 'special relationship'?

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:56, archived)

Yes, he's my slave

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)

she forced me to tell her

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)

johnny gomez also say

'i don't get it nick' quite a lot too, but i think that's a coincidence on blbobarneybobs' turn.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)

pardon?

*edit*

hahahaah

I don't get it Sunshine

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)

let's host our own b3ta wrestling tournaments.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)

good plan

first one in my office

Friday at Noon...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

'ning all...

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Ninj, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)

There is no device strong enough to deliver the spang you require.

*awaits "in-Seine" rebuttal*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)

I'll take it

like a man!

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Ninj, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)

hahaaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)

Hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)

*was waiting for this*

See, NOW that is blindingly obvious, but when you first posted it my head didn't bend that way.
I think you and b3ta in general broked me

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~:D

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)

Hurrah!

I've clicked that SEVERN times!
HONK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)

Fuh-canal

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)

Ouse complaining?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

There it is.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)

Meanwhile in Scotland

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)

The Thames, they are a'changing...

Is that the Forth pun so far?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)

I think

they're Ouse ing out...

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Ninj, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)

jesus suffering fuck babylon cunt!

SPANGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)

THIS POST IS dedicated to WaspBox

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:43, archived)

What has he got that I haven't?

Edit: Besides a cock, and there's only one other person who can confirm that's really true these days anyway

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several kilos of fat

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)

I have that!

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You're a girly...

... you think you have that... but you don't.
It's a psychomalogical thingy to wind men up... "Does my bum look big in this?"

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)

Bollocks

And I'm sick of people thinking it's a 'woman thing' as if it somehow comes programmed into our genetic makeup.
It's just as society-formed as blokes refusing to even consider something that feels good because they've learned that others might think it 'gay' And that's somehow the worst thing ever.

I am overweight, but that's because I'm overweight. If it didn't affect my health and if I thought I looked nice then I wouldn't give two flying fucks if the world thought I was fat.
Skinny is not something I hold as an ideal.
Long live feminine curves.
Down with dumb sterotypes.

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Err...

Do these trousers make MY arse look big then? :P

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)

No.

your arse makes your arse look big.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)

So you're saying that it's all my arse's fault!

And there I was blaming the pies :D

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)

Yes

For god's sake man, take some pride in yourself, all my mates are talking

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You could have lied to me! *sniffs*

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

Huzzah!

I think Mrs. Doom needs to read this.

Women look bloody fantastic just the way they are. There is really no need to try and shrink to the size of a bamboo shoot.

Likewise, I find myself sickened to the core by the assumption that all men are sports and tits obsessed. See: Setanta ad with Des Lynam.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

t'was kind of my point...

... my gf seems obsessed with losing weight that will only detract from her figure. I like her the way she is.

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)

Hooray for men who know when they're onto a good thing

...well, ~~men~~ people actually :)

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A weak claim to Scottish ancestry

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)

I'm the great grand-daughter of a (living!) Earl

What do I need further ancestry for?

/ac ;)

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Waspy, not you

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)

The most punchable face this side of Tim "Big Dog" Westwood.

EDIT: Moyles, not Waspy.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)

scottish accent

terminal sexual deviance
nipple clamps
that sort of thing

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gravytrain, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)

I have at least two out of the three there

I think people are just being mean not giving me a break

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I'm sure Freebs will dedicate a post to you if you ask him nicely

One flutter of the eyelashes and he's anyone's.

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)

it's terminal?

bugger!

edit/ at least your list didn't have to be followed with either "moyles not waspy" or "waspy not moyles"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)

why is there only one other person who can confirm that's true?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)

Badgers?!

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)

pfft

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:46, archived)

*giggles*

Love the hat too....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)

Big steaming plate of ris

Are you feeling better?

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:46, archived)

it's

a Merry Chris Mass

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)

Oh....god..........

*pun death*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)

Oh jesus!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)

TPE?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)

Why thank you!

Not entirely sure why, but thank you.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)

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