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Playing with perspective...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

watch out its got a point!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

Nice:D

& good morning.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

Ta!

Good evening, sir. How be you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

I'm tired,

And don't want to go to college.
How are you?

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

I am also tired.

Having not slept in two nights. :[
Other than that, I'm good.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

Why not? :O

Thats not good.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)

I don't know.

It's odd, that. And bad. Because I can drink Pepsi in the mornings, but in the afternoon, around 4th block, I crash. :p

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

I've been up for 23 hours now :(

I'm just not tired!

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

Lucky lucky

you. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

I actually slept with my music off last night.

Shockingly enough.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)

Oh this is cool.

In the short time I've been on b3ta I feel like I've really seen your style evolve.
It's lovely to watch.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

Oh my!

That is such a compliment. Thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

It's true!

Keep it up.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)

Well it never gets worse.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)

this + rhubarb

rhubarb its just a nice word

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

GET IN THE GARDEN!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)

^.^

Tis rhuuubarb!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)

*sits in the garden*

can i come in now? its raining and cold :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)

Awwww.

C'mon in then. I think he was talking to Majumba.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

Yay!

*squelches in*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)

Hahah

*hands towel*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

In my house if you say that word you have to say it three times.

I'm not sure why, I think it's something to do with an old TV programme that I can't remember.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

in my house

rhubarb is stewed and made into the best crumble ever.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

today i had black currant and apple crumble

home made of course :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

rhubarb is where it's at

apple goes bitty :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

Scrummy!

My Nan makes a bitchin' one, her words not mine.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)

"Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb"

is apparently something extras say in the background of scenes so it looks like they're having a conversation.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)

Hahahah

^.^

rhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarb

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

i think you're thinking of beetlejuice...

its the same stuff

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

I really really really really really like this.

And I like the eyes more!!

You are getting very good at these now.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)

Oh!

Thank you sososo much. :D

I've been very much liking what you've been posting lately, especially what you posted earlier. *points towards bottom of board*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

Thankyou :D

Would you believe that the legs took the longest?

I definately prefer your posts to mine, I always look forward to them :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)

Really?

And she didn't even have any Manganese. ;]

Awww. thank you so much!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

She has no manganese, you're right, but that was the problem. I couldn't make them look right!!

And don't thank me, I'm just being truthful.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

Hahah

S'okay.

:]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)

nice!

is he leaning forward?
more importantly, is there more cake?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)

It's more a view from slightly above.

But he's probably about to fall on his face or something. Hahah

Yes there is.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

Don't be silly.

He's just really really big.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)

Hahahah

Speaking about falling on your face and other such injuries:
I was talking to mofaha yesterday, and I turned around and walked straight into the doorframe. I have a bump/bruise on my head now. Also, it made a hollow noise. =/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)

Aww!!

My mum did the worst one.
She stood up really fast behind the fireplace, and where we lived at the time, the wood burner was in this hollow with a metal bar at the top, the kind of metal girder you'd see dangling from a building in progress, but smaller.
She scraped across the top of her head, stood there for a split second and burst out crying.
Can you imagine how painful that was!?
She was walking funny for days.

My stepdad always walked into doorframes in that house. He ducked one, and walked straight into the next once. Then into the door.
From then on I put a picture of a duck above the door.

That usually distracted people sufficiently to make them bump their heads, though.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

Oww!

That sounds so painful.

Hahahah that's the win. *tapes ducks above all the doors* Oh...pictures...?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

Hahaha!

Andy, my stepdad, is pleased that we've moved since then.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)

I'd think so.

Heheh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)

We have far too many stories about our family

that show how silly everyone is.
But there's none about me..?

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)

Nevermind,

I just picked up my crisp packet from the wrong end.
I now have a lapful of chese and onion crisps.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)

yay!

*encakes self unashamedly*
falling on your face can be fun. i can't fall on my face, my boobs are too big, i just kind of bounce back up ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)

Hahahah

I'm pretty close to the ground, so it doesn't really or hurt. It's only a short drop. :p

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)

i wear flat shoes when drinking

as i used to sprain my ankles rather than fall on my face. sitting under a bridge at 3a.m in a pile of pigeon crap, with 2 badly sprained ankles, is not a fun way to end a night out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)

Oh, god!

That's smart.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)

i am very silly when drunk.

that was the night i tried to feed my goldfish ham.
i also made ham sandwiches and put one in my shoe and the other in my coat pocket. for safe-keeping, of course.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

Hahah

for safe keeping. Yes, of course. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

my parents

were less than thrilled

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)

A view from slightly above ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)

Yep.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

Good stuff

keep messing with angles, it'll improve your style.

(Do you ever get the feeling that I'm constantly telling you to try harder?)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

I don't mind.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)

it came out less creepy looking than my attempt

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

Oh cool!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)

creepy

does not fully describe this apparently glass-headed person.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)

That's not just creepy . . .

that's very CREEPY !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

am I the only one who sees a striking resemblance between Obama the democratic nominee and this fellow from bangbros porn? I'm sure Hillary has a porn clone counterpart but I haven't the stomach for nasty granny trannies or the like.

(MaryMolotov Spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy&Bruised, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)

.....ok..... who and who?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

Its probably some way of getting back at her boss

(all i see is pictures of someone, and they don't make sense, and thats the first thing that came into my mind)

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

I'm from the US

Obama is running for president here, Hillary Clinton's main competition for the parties nomination: my.barackobama.com/page/content/semr?source=SEM-register-google-obama-search-national

(MaryMolotov Spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy&Bruised, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

president? is it some kind of club?

i can't be bothered to click that link, i'm far too busy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

Not safe for work obviously

www.monstersofcock.com/t1/PPS=seworks/ and the other guy does porn for them

(MaryMolotov Spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy&Bruised, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

NSFE?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

Mines bigger.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

Wait, is this that show where they pretend to drive off without paying the girl who they've just humiliated?

Why do people want to watch that shit?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

....

to wank?

(puggs, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)

...

game, set and match!

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:00, archived)

We bow to your superior knowledge of smut

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

I do not wish to be associated with this comment.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)

The bowing bit, or the superior knowledge bit?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

The bowing.

This deserves no respect.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

Smut is an interesting word . . . smut .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

Best said in a Tom Lehrer voice

In much the same way that "Arse" is best said by a drunken Glaswegian.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

GIVE ME SMUT AND NOTHING BUT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)

I'll take your word for it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)

nah I think it's just you

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

...

ah okay, I should lay off the smut then. :)

(MaryMolotov Spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy&Bruised, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

I knew I'd seen that expression before

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

OH, HE TOTALLY WILL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)

Do they play basket ball ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

That guy has weird teeth

they look yellow

(negatron, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

his name!!

thats what im more worried about...

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)

woof woof

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

SAYED THE DOG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

Psst. said the duck.

Psst. said the dog.
The duck have went insane.
Psst. said the duck.
Psst. said the dog.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

CAT SAYS FIDDLE DEE DEE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

No, it's a comic strip I wrote years ago.

It was very silly.
"The duck have went insane" was when the duck had ripped out the dog's heart.
Then it's suddenly alive again.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

HEN SAYS CHIMMY-CHUCK, CHIMMY-CHUCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

WOOF WOOF

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

Awww

lully!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

I just woke up.

I shall woo and click this

And depart again.

FEEL SPECIAL.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

CHIN TOUNGE!

oh wait thats its nose
woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

YAY

I will post this again

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

Yay Bilko!

(i don't care if its not him - i just like shouting BILKO!)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

Al Roker

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

Me too . . . BILKO !

Heyeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiup !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

yay, wiggly!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

please post the bouncy kitty or the disco kitty

its offically that time of day!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

oh okay then yes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

looks like it is

running right for my coffee. This could get messy

(karls, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

not

in public, dear.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

What if the back is turned ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

arm movements

can still be seen

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)

polishing my iphone

I swear

(karls, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

riiiiight

polishing...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)

He looks like a Max to me.

Does he have a name? I think it should be Max.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

splodge.

he should be named splodge.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)

My friend's dog just died and it was named Smudge but I

always called it Splodge, much to the annoyance of my friend because it always
came to me when I called it Splodge :D

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

my brother had a mouse called smackhead

i had mice called hicks, bishop, ripley and vasquez. i now have a cat named catface.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

Brilliant.

I always wanted to name a dog "Mycock". The possiblities for fun are endless,
"Mycock always comes when I call it"
"Mycock's dribbling on the sofa"
(Entered my dog in dog show, annoucer says...) "Mycock's entering the ring now"

Etc. etc....

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)

excellente!

our dog was called tucker. i don't know why. my mate had a pitbull named jism

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)

Max it is then

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

Run Blue run . . .

See Blue run . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)

WATERDRAGON!

watch my videos

(karls, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

Yay!

Lovely stuff as usual.

Also: *friended* finally, I kept forgetting :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

does that mean

I can sleep on your couch

(karls, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)

You can lay down on it

but I doubt you'll sleep

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

we have church pews

instead of couches now at my house. You can kind of lay down sideways to read a book but not really. So now I read in bed, well just pass out after a few pages.

(karls, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)

ooh!

This is very nice.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

i am liking this

as dragons are wonderful

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)

How much does it charge to wash the windows?

Nice!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)

I like this with many wooyays!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)

Antithesis

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

here be wooness!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

Lovely!!

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

More of this please!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)

Superb stuff.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)

One of these

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

this am lully

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

I NEED EARPLUGS

AAAHH MY ORAFICES ARE BLEEDING

Very very woo!

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

Heh

this one's not technically noise, I don't think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)

Sure it is.

ok, maybe 'static' then.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

Ashally

I tried for ages to work out how to make this 'gradiated noise' effect and I just couldn't figure it out, so I went onto the Adobe user forums and asked around.
Once they'd made sure they'd let me know what a lame n00b I was, someone actually came up with a solution which worked, and I posted a few on here.
Then a bunch of people pointed out that it looks exactly like an old Apple application's images (can't remember which one). And of course that's because it's a primitive technique, reducing gradients to 2-colour bitmaps, which I really should have figured out myself.
I notice people have been doing a related thing using paint recently, which creates lovely jaggy lines.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)

This is still my fave pic I've made with this technique

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)

That's a good one.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)

yeah they look like scans on a Mac classic.

WHICH IS AWESOME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

You probably asked wrong.

If you want fast, genuine responses, you need to say something like

"GIMP is so much better that photoshop because you can do the gradiated noise technique so easily. It takes hours to achieve the same effect in photoshop".

Minutes later, you have ten people trying to prove how wrong you are.

"LISTEN RETARD, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IN PHOTOSHOP IS....."

And it's like the 'bitbox' application on the old mac classic (it was part of a program called world builder, which I used to use to make crappy role-playing games). I'm sure there are other things it is like, but that's the one that always springs to mind.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

well, the bitbox just let you paste in bitmaps from other applications

or draw 'em yourself pixel by pixel.

/sad

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)

I used to use it with my friend's scanner.

To put pictures of people I didn't like into games, then circulate them throughout the school.

And I thought they were the nerds.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)

Whatever it is

I like it :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)

Well played !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

I CAN FEEL THE NOISE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)

that looks nothing like noddy holder

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

Neither do I.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

we should all be grateful

for that fact.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

these always remindme of grains of rice stuck on paper

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

really like

that face. So much expression hidden in there.

(karls, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

All I want to do is ride !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

ride, sally,

ride!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:46, archived)

Don't even need a map !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

for he has ridden into a potted palm and is going nowhere

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

It's not easy

parallel palming . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

pff!

crocodiles are palm-blind.
FACT.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

ha ha

ride that donkegator!
thesunmachine.net/images/image_archive/horsey.JPG

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)

That's no pony . . .

perhaps a wedding gift ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)

I want to ride my crocOdile,

I want to ride my croc...
I want to ride it where i like....

(queen)

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)

Now they're going to tell you its a gator.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

Could be a

crocogator ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

you say black, i say white

you say bark, i say bite
you say shark, i say hey, man, jaws was never my scene and i don't like star wars

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

Don't believe in peter pan,

Frankenstien, or Superman
All i want to do is CROCSICLE

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

crocsicle, crocsicle,

i want a crocsicle race!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

*ring ring*

*ring ring*
*RINGRINGRINGRINGRING*
*guitar solo*

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

~~*RINGRINGRINGRINGRING*~~ Rings around the world

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)

im not all together sure why

but have a "if there was technology in the bible" style compo entry

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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

To FAR!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

Haha!

Can I be your sidekick? I'll say,
"And don't return!" or something along those lines.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

i find the lack of crabs (elephants)

disturbing

(Spikey, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

at least

there's plenty of faith

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

aah faith in technology

a level of faith not seen since the airship, and look where that got us, the hindenburg disaster!

i mean come on!

(Spikey, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

i was watching a c4 doc

about that the other day, didn't see the end as it was 4am and i had to be up for uni at half 8

but if they ever found out what actually caused it and protected against it i reckon there'd still be a level of airship travel today (in a similar vein of the transatlantic cruises that still occur) as it was quite luxurious and gentle

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)

do you not watch mythbusters?

they did the hindenburg disaster last series

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:36, archived)

is this

the new mythbusters with the lady and two random blokes? or proper mythbusters??

but not watched it for a couple of years either way as i don't have discovery

what did they come up with? from the tone of the doc the official enquiry couldn't come up with a rock solid answer (as i said, i missed the end)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

the proper one

the closest they could figure is that the stuff they'd coated the outer skin with was highly flammable and, combined with the gas inside, all it would have taken was a tiny spark. the experiments were awesome!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)

hmm

would've been a surprise it didn't happen before, but it's always going to be open to speculation.

from the doc it looks like one of the canvas panels broke free for some reason, but that's from one of the ground crew's testimony (no one else saw it) and the tv cameras didn't catch it on the day.

i suppose it's easiest to blame the nazis as the designer didn't like em either

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

My friend and I went to Leeds using a Tom Tom and

every time it said, "Bare left," we would shout, "Where!" and look out of the left window. It never got old.

True story.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

tom tom is crap

it directed me to drive into a canal.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

Anal sex is better than ordinary sex for three imprtant reasons:

/auto complete.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

i'll take your word for it

nobody's poking me up the recharge socket.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

is that not just due to flooding?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

no!

i've never retained that much fluid in my life!

oh, you mean the canal...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

haha!

"The recent flooding of northern Yorkshire were found to be caused not by the annual storms but my a lone man in Leeds who 'could not stop'."

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

heheh

that is what knots are for ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

road map £2.99 from the garage

learn to read a fucking map and plan where you are going before you leave you unorganized fop.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

i can read a map

i wasn't actually driving, it was my cousin. she can drive down the motorway with her head in the gove box, looking for cds, but she can't or won't use a map.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

pah

cds are child's play

the M6 with an A2 road map on your lap is much more interesting

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

that sounds fun

we usually drive to the lakes, then get utterly lost, have a joint or three and spend the rest of the day findfg our way home. most relaxing.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

A2 sized or A2 the actual A road?

cos either would be interesting on anyones lap

(Spikey, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

a2 sized

my passenger may have been awake at that point, but was less useful than when he'd been asleep

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

I see your road map and raise you a very hot Cornish pasty,

whilst changing the song on my PSP and driving with my knees on the M1.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)

now that's

driving!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

I'm very big and my car's very small so I tend to drive with my knees.

It's more comfortable. And bare foot too.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

bugger

i want a pasty now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

Mmm me too. From the Real Cornish Pasty Co.

They're so delicous. Greg's do a pretty decent one now too. Nice and hot aswell. Shame about the staff.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)

sausage rolls are best

straight out of the oven, they're gorgeous!
i'm staying up all night, so i'll probably make some risotto :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)

How come? I should be going soon, I've got a Physics exam

in the morning, but I'm too awake and hungry now.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

2 years on slimming pills

that are basically hospital-grade speed. they've taken me off them and my sleep pattern is messed up. the only way i can get up early for an appointment on friday is to do a thru-shift tonight, go to bed early tomorrow, then have 2 days of well-timed sleep.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

greggs is shit

Sayers is where it's at

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

there's a sayers by my mate's house

someone has sprayed "greggs is better" on the shutters

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

~~someone~~ poor people with no tastebuds

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

heheh

i tend not to eat from either

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)

bastard

although, if it was that hot you'd just left the services, and i did used to change my MDs regularly on the M6/M5 (no cameras between brum and bristol :D) but tended not to have the snack

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

Haha mini discs!

It was still pretty toasty once I was on the motorway properly.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

i like this

because i have Eddie Izzard on my TomTom
"Turn around, turn around, stop pissing about!"

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)

My best friend's birthday is tomorrow...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

You got her

her very own pet emo!
:D

Make sure she takes good care of him.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

Keep out of sunlight etc.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

keep supplied with blunt blades

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

And hair gel.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

and cheap non-waterproof make up

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

And a constant sense of despair.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

and dark clothes

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

I'm sure she will.

She takes good care of her dog and cat. So why not an emo...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

I did hear that cheap collars cause sever itching,

so I'd get her a leather collar for him to go with it.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

I would,

but we're both vegetarinas and against leather and fur. Cloth is okay though, as long as he doesn't try to bite it off when they go for walkies.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

VIVA LAS VEGETERINAS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

Yes!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

No!

Dead things taste good.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

Yech!

Dead things are teh yuckz00rz.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

so you eat

vegetables straight from the grounds???

vegetarianism is against my religion

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

But if an animal is killed to be eaten,

isn't not eating it a waste of a life?

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

*huggles*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

Did you know

that a family of three to four people who are all vegetarian can save the lives of about 100 animals each year?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

What about all the rodents that get sucked into the harvesters?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

What?

Just because they don't keep the fucking meat farms clean doesn't have anything to do with me. It's disgusting, how they kill the animals.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

depends

how picky you are about your meat.
it's very easy to get good quality meat that's been bred and killed humanly. in fact it's almost always better quality than that which has been killed cruelly

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

We cannot all be vegetarians anyway,

We'd not be able to feed ourselves.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

This is true.

Although I don't know about the taste part, but frankly, I don't think there's any humane way to kill an animal. Also, a lot of people will pass up the 'humane' stuff for what's cheaper.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

We get our meat cheap, but only because we get it locally

and are good friends with the familes who produce it.
There are quick, painless ways of killing the animals, after they have had good, free range lives.
And the meat tasted absolutely fantastic :)
In fact, some of our best friends provided our christmas lunch free of charge.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

Heheh

Free range is nice.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

We only eat free range.

We don't buy anything low-quality, despite our lack of money.
Which is why we turn to our friends to cut down the costs.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

Ahh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

Free range eggs from a small producer with less than 100 birds is ideal.

With factory farming caged birds are better off then the free range ones - conditions in the barns are apalling and only a very small number ever leave the barn.

Go visit a battery farm some time and compare their sheds.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

i would love

to have 5-10 hens of my own when i'm settled (wife and kids if absolutely necessary) and have my own supply of eggs.

really need to get my arse into gear about finding a butcher and fishmonger near me, apparently there's a decent butcher within walking/cycling distance. there's also a farmer's market every thurs, but i'm usually in uni :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

humane = quickly and painlessly

your people (merkins ;p) have been practising on their convicts for years.

there's a big move in the UK at the moment to change people's eating styles towards better quality meat.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

Huh.

Really?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

yup

celeb chefs, one of whom is taken seriously, are doing a series on different farming methods, and ramsay has been rearing and killing his own meat on three series of his latest show.

basically all pushing towards local, free range, and humane killing.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

Didn't Ramsay

make his kids become friends with the animals first? That's just mean.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

But if he gets them used to killing the animals,

then they will be able to carry on rearing and killing their own, in humane ways.
They'd be brought up with it.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)

I dunno.

If I was his kid, I'd just be fucked up from that shit. I'd love the animals too much.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

At first.

I guess we should all accept that we have different views.
One of my best friend is vegetarian, as is the girl I love :)
I know a guy up the road who only eats brown rice and is a pagan, none of it changes a person's personality any more than eating meat does.

Lets just agree to disagree?

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)

This.

FTW. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

he encouraged them to help rear them, in order to teach them where their meat comes from. there's anecdotes where inner city kids have been asked where meat comes from and have answered tesco's, that's more of a worry than three under 12s raising their dinner

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

Oh, okay.

But still, if I was them, I don't think I'd be able to do it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

how long have you been veggie?

just out of interest.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

About a year.

I didn't like meat, so very very rarely ate it. FInally I just stopped.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

you're a bit like one of my mates

she became a veggie at about the same age, at one point i had to talk her out of buying a badge(button) saying "i don't eat meat" as she didn't realise the amount of extra female attention she'd get in the clubs she frequented.

gotta say i prefer veggies who choose it themselves rather than those who have it forced on them by their parents, the latter never seem to be all there in my experience

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

If you were them

you'd not have much choice :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:36, archived)

True.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

It appalls me that people do not know what they are eating.

I do not eat crated veal or Fois Gras because I personally would not be willing to force feed a goose or keep a calf in a box, but the sort of person who bleats about shooting a rabbit, but eats factory farmed chickens pisses me off.

I had a woman run in front of me when I was about to shoot a partridge once. When I questioned her about the fact that she ate chicken she said 'yes, but I don't kill them myself'.

Stupid cow.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

Oh my god!

Are you serious? That's fucked up.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)

please tell me you shot the bitch

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

Not killing them yourself

kind of makes it worse.

When mum got the chicken for christmas dinner, she was there when it was killed. She's also shot her own pheasants, and my stepbrother gets the rabbit.

The chicken was HUGE.
It was turky-sized! AND we had pheasant & bacon too!

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

i dunno

i'd happily eat a pheasant, grouse or other fowl if i'd shot it, even deer (never been hunting, but enjoyed clay shooting enough to be willing to give it a shot and know i'd have a chance of gaining a meal from it)
but with pigs, cows and sheep i'd rather leave it to the experts.

as for rabbits, i've only recently decided i wanted to try it, i had a pet rabbit as a child and couldn't imagine ever eating rabbit. don't think i'm quite ready to kill and eat my own bunny

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

It's lovely stuff.

Absolutely fantastic in a casserole.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)

But all the 'real meat' companies I have spoken to pledge never to sell meat from farms who have had BSE, F&M, etc.

This encourages farmers who rely on the Real Meat firms to hide infection, since they not only lose the herd, but also all future hope of a market.

I bouycott this sort of behaviour.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

BSE

should start to relax now as people actually know what it is (not that it will)
and the government could do more to support F&M farms as it's been known for years that there's no risk of transmission through meat, and that it doesn't affect quality as drastically as thought in the 60s

bird flu's gonna be the next casualty, although places like bernard matthews are at most risk and can afford to lose a million turkeys as that just about makes one burger, as long as it doesn't affect the decent farmers

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)

Erm?

What?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

No, the rodents that live in the wheat, corn, etc fields.

There's a good hundred or so per hectare on average.

If you eat more than the average amount of said crops, you are responsible for more than the average amount of deaths of said animals.

Anyways, this is turning from a bit of silliness into something retarded, so I'll stop now.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

Oh okay.

But there are also rodents that into the meat and such at farms.

And I agree, it's getting a bit...debate-y/serious.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

O RLY?

store.theworstpageintheuniverse.com/shirts.html#EVERYANIMAL

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

Soya and palm oil being the biggest killers,

I suggest that this is not true.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

That's not true,

because I eat the left-overs.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

yeah that's why I wear their skins.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

Tofu is gay.

rabbits
pheasants
Jim

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

Rabbit = favourite food

Sorry KK!!

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

Peasants = my favourite food.

/lordofthemanorblog.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

I don't mind when people eat meat.

But if someone tries to force me to eat meat, or tell me I'm wrong for being vegetarian, then I get pissy. :p

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

I read that as I get pussy.

Interesting way to let off steam.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

>.<

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

What's that?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

The face I made

when I read your reply.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

Is Clan Soul right?

Was it disaproving? I meant know disrespect. Or is he lying? Is it infact a
screwed up from laughing face?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

It's a face of squinty disapproval

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

Hahahahah

I dunno why I just found your reply so amusing.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

Do you drink milk?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

I'm not vegan.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

So, you are happy for calves to be bred simply for the production of milk

and for their subsequent slaughter to result in them being thrown into landfill?

Do you not think that they should be eaten rather than just thrown away?

Unlike humans or goats, cows cannot lactate without giving birth each season.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

Most calves are made into veal, actually.

But it's very unbfortunate how the milk is produced, I agree. I quite enjoy soy milk though, so I feel less guilty.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

BUT YOU DO NOT EAT VEAL!

Also, this isn't true in the UK.

Crated veal (quite rightly) is an issue here and, for some reason, people have stopped eatting all veal pretty much.

Vegetarians who drink milk are wasting life.

Vegetarians who eat soya are supporting the single largest destroyer of habitat on the planet.

Directly you are not killing animals, but the vegan and vegetarian lifestyles are generally more destructive to animal life than a decent huntin' shootin' & fishin' man like myself will ever be.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

Um...

okay. Sure.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

CARROTS DON'T EXIST FOR THE PURPOSE OF HUMAN CONSUMPTION.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

I dislike carrots.

Greatly.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

yes they do*

*when accompanied by tasty dead animals

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

But.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

What.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

Is wrong.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

I wouldn't go that far.

It's not my way of life, but if it's hers then it's not wrong by a long shot.
It's right to her, and meat and the insides of women are right to you.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

The inside of women

is right for EVERYONE!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

You know what I meant,

but I agree.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

Needs more giant cakes

The bikini can wait until next year though.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

Hahah

I was tempted to print that one out for her, too.
But I dunno.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

You want to see her without a bikini?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

*puts bikini back in wardrobe*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

where's the cake?

i demand cake!

for emily's sake, of course...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

Hahah

of course! ^.^

Have some tea and cake, though! *motions to platter of cakes and cups of tea*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

oooo, cake!

i'll have that HUGE chocolate eclair, please!
*already has gargantuan mug of tea*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

Help yourself, love.

:D

How're you, by the way?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

i'm fine

kitty has stopped peeing on the floor :)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

Hahah

horray!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

she is getting fat, too

and she's much less jumpy than when she arrived

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

Oh, good!

Our kittens are still a bit jumpy, especially with me, and with company.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

she's a bit iffy with company

but she's fine with anyone who calls round quite often. she's asleep in the hall right now, full of fishy lumps in foul-smelling jelly

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

Hahah

that's lovely.

Also, eew.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

cat food

does smell of evil.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

Yes.

Very much so.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

Rough translation : You've stopped blaming kitty

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

hahahahaha!

her new litter looks like rock salt.
don't put it on your tea, though. is not nice.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

See Emily Play . . . tomorrow !

Float on a river forever and ever, Emily
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for may
See Emily play

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

Put on a gown that touches the ground.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

You've got it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

how nice

you need to work on that message though :p

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

hahah.

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

WOO!

www.b3ta.com/board/7958692

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

Go on then!

Put it in your profile! OR ELSE.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

I just did.

*dances*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

*joins in*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

I thought she was saying "LOL SCHIZOPHRENIA" for a second there.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

*eats the cake whilst no one is looking*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hahah

Oy! You! I saw that!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

*wipes cake from chin*

...wot? where? who? hey look over there ---
*runs away*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)

*turns*

*looks back*
*shakes fist*
I'll get you yet.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

*stands on the horizon*

*falls off*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

re-done this old thing again

as a T-shirt/mug etc...

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

Apple!

Apple, apple, apple!

Apple, apple, apple, apple, apple!

Apple, apple!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

Pear!

Too far again?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)

Dear, oh dear, oh dear.

To far!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

Down and to the left right?

I'm going.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

I envisioned it as a super hero cry.

To far!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

Oh yeah I can see it now.

Whilst performing a bitching flying kick.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

Now i have gone all alladdin and Jafar!

and now I'm left wanting orange goo and chocolate covering on a cake base.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

i have a strong desire

to stroke jafar's beard

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

I might get a vasectomy.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

i had one of those

on toast.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

why would you think

it wasn't?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

Text on an applol

I didn't get where I am today by putting text on an applol!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

Retro thicko . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

Tomo Takino

Click for bigger
Pointyfeet pointyfeet tra la la la pointyfeet

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

YAY RICKETTS!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

YAY MUMPS!

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

YAY RUBELLA!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

YAY MEASLES!

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

You always have to go to far,

do you not?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

Where's far and how do I go TO there?

rinsed

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

I am going to pretend that this wasn't me being a fat handed typing retard and say

'down there, on the left'.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

Oh ok then thanks.

tee hee.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

somehow I had mumps three times

I LOVE MUMPS! I got to drink lots of Lucozade, yay mum and mumps.

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

I've had chickenpox three times

and its bastard offspring shingles twice.

I AM HERPES MAN

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

That's not good.

I had mumps twice, each time just on one cheek.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

thats some impressive poxing

I kept some of my daughters pox scabs in a bag to give back to her when she's big! If she turns out anything like me she'll appreciate the gesture.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

Haha!

She'll be hoping for a car or something for her 21st...

"Here you go darling, you shed these when you were younger. Let's look at the photographs together."

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

mmmm still crunchy!

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)

I have all three belly buttons in alcohol.

My youngest has just reacted badly to her vaccinations and spent from Wednesday until Saturday night in a box on a drip.

I am going to bed.

The Earth is not flat

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

18 out of the 22 players on my rugby team got mumps

in the same week! Sharing water bottles was blamed.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

Unless the rules have changed since 2000,

your rugger team cheat.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

22 on a team, 15 on the pitch at once.

It's the way it's been for ages.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

you only have 22 squad members?

unlucky

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

Squad != team.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

tell that to benitez

no actually do, he may keep the same team for two consecutive games that way

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

Benitez?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)

rafael

manager of the NY kopites

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

Squad and team aren't the same thing.

Squad is everyone that can possibly play. The team is the 22 players that go to a match.
15 starting players and 7 subs.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

7 subs.

I mean, yes, if you are the Chiefs, but other than that, it's just posh.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

Blimey.

15 players, a front line replacement and two additional reserves is all we ever got.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

Yeah it's like that at school but never club.

We've got at least three full teams for my club.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

After I was chucked out of Millfield at 13, I never played for a school team.

I played for Crediton until I went to Uni and then for my regiment and my division, before going back to play for South Molten when I left the army.

I guess that living in cities makes a difference?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

I wouldn't know. I've only just moved out of a tiny

backwoods/backwards village into a small town. I've always played for school though.
I prefer it to club to be honest. It's more relaxed.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

I lived in a rural area.

I couldn't play for school or I'd miss the bus.

Chulmleigh Community College has a 30 odd mile diameter catchment area.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

I used to have a match wednesday for school,

then I'd have to catch a bus for an hour and a half and run to get to club
training on time or I'd be joining the far and away club for being late.
(coach kicks ball and you have to chase after it, return it and repeat)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

i used to play rugby a lot

then i got to uni. then things went weird. verra homoerotic and everyone became so big! i'm 5'8" and 10st so even the scrum half were bigger than me. i got 'fraid

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

I am 6'2" and 200lbs

I still cannot understand how locks manage - but I made a pretty decent flanker for a while there.

I am too old now.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

locks aren't human, thats why

i've yet to see any proof that locks and props are made of the same things normal humans are.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

I played prop until I was 7 or 8.

Then Flanker, then Hooker (I was 5'1" when i was 16) then Flanker again.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

i was a prop

at the same age, only ever played against one team though and they barely came to my waist despite being the same age

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)

my dad was a lock

back in the 60s/70s though when you o'bedlamphant would've been too big to play scrum half.

dad is 6' 4" though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

*turns volume down*

Woo!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

sHE HAS A MAN'S JAW.

And I cannot control the Caps Lock on this machine.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

that just happened to me too...

spooky!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

*fears*

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

i need a new classic car

what should i buy?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

I have got a type2 mark2 and an Armstrong Siddelley Lancaster to mend.

The Lancaster is never, ever going to get done, but I'd like it if it was ;)

I wish I had a son - I was lamenting today that, when I am gone, my bicycle will not have an owner.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

Oh,

and a Willeys Jeep.

We have a Ford on the road though.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

Triumph Herald 13/60 saloon

Triumph Vitesse mk 2 convertible (equipped with a dent after a plank drove into it on my drive)
GT6 mk 3 (x2 - in 3001 pieces)
3 x Austin Sevens (all under construction)
1925 Southern Bodied Rolls Royce
Marlin Kit car
and loads more i can't be bothered to type
MOT is out on the herald - so need a new ride (back n forth to work - about 5 miles and parked more or less on the beach)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

Ooh!

Rust.

I want the RR please ;)

If it is of interest, I am very good friends with Derron Taylor, the only man you are going to be ablt to get your trans-red RR badge from.

I am actually going to bed now.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:36, archived)

its got all its badges ta :D

(you've probably met my dad at some point... almost everyone else in the world has - lol)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)

Compo it!

Assuming it is a cunningly disguised crab claw.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

Hahaha

It's my latest in sketches of Azumanga Daioh characters.
My only one which is not a tracing, in fact.

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

well i like the non traced version

tracing is cheating!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

^.^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

Am I right in thinking you rather dislike generic anime cartoons?

I remember glimpsing that a while back.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

yes 90% of them as they're all drawn in the same style [deviant art is full of the crap]

this one is different :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

I like some of them,

but ones that look exactly like the originals, with no style variation, are a bit..bland.

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

Something's missing.......

Aha!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

I didn't want to do knees :)

I'm defining different styles of manga characters without actually drawing straight anime.
It's too overdone.

At least, I'm trying.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

You could never draw anime.

You're not a goddamn japanese, you flod.

(

Shada, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

RACIST

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

Ace :D

I want to watch it
Now.

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

Prima Ballerina . . .

tippy toe . . . tippy toe . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

YOU DIDNT TRACE SOMETHING FOR ONCE, I THINK

HOORRRAAAAYYYYY

(

Shada, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

Yes.

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

You got your badge then?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

Aye

thanks :D
I say petehix should have it too ;)
And head-doctor.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

Let them know then!

You know more b3tans than I do. In fact, I'm goint to whore it out again.

Take this if it applies to you!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

Anyone over 19 is a paedo?

It's the people who pretend to be under 19 that you have to worry about.

And for the record, anyone who says they're under 19 is pretending.

You pair of paedos.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

I can think of a 19 year old I'd be all over.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

Oooh!

Do I get one then?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

Of course, help your self.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

I still don't get it

is it for paedos or for teens?

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

yet another the badge i'm ineligable for

youth of today got no 'spect for their elders

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

I drew for you a Giraffe

Enjoy.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

YAY!

GIRAFFES FTW!!
*profiles*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

I am liking the brushstrokes

if they are brushstrokes

I'm too inconsistent to draw like that.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

Don't you need special pants for that?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

that's the one

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

That's why it took so bloody long! :D

I have about three layers of sketching until I could go into the cleaner lines.
I ended up sticking the smoothing up to 100 and just going for it.

I, too, like the brush strokes. Especially on her top :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

Awww.

That's cute. :]

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

Thanks :D

So's yours :)

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

Hahah

ta!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

No problemz00rz

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

Lolz00rz

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

OMGWTFBBQHAX

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)

Where we're going, we don't need beds

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

LOLCHAIRS!

I knew you had it in you ;D

Have a rissing sofa

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hahaha

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

Haha!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

serves him right!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

GONE !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

Hahaha!!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

WIN!

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)

smart

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

Pffft!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

This . . . I could watch !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

you degrade yourself with this.

I hope you are ashamed.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

Well it amused me.

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

I suggest that you take yourself off to the corner and have a quiet word.

LOLCHAIRS are not a game. They wreck lives.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

What the fuck?

He's actually put effort into this, and its good.
I couldn't do it. But then i'm shit at stuff.

Whats with you today?

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

Erm,

I am not serious.

Clearly I do not believe that LOLCHAIRS wreck lives. Who possibly could believe such a thing?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not!

*FLAILS*

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

Basically, if I am typing then it is likely to be nonsense.

If I offend you then, as a rule of thumb, it is because you are being overly self opinionated.

Or Welsh.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

*traces*

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

That's right . . . they wreck chairs !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

With spades.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

I'm sure you will astound us all with your skills...one day

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

Hahaha

Ace Time quotage

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

now that's

a spanging.

also, futons are shite.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

You know what's worse than futon?

A single futon. They're just plain shit.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

indeed they are

wood slats with a wafer-thin sheet of padding do not make comfortable beds.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

I've owned two

and I and my ruined spine am forced to agree with you on that. This pic makes me do crazygiggle.

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

i couldn't even get to sleep on a futon

when i was highly pissed, that's how crap they are. my back was killing me the next morning, too.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

i have owned several futons

and i have a straight and strong back.

i changed beds because the ladywife wanted a different one and i find i have a lot more back aches.

slaets and tatami mats FTW!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

smashing stuff sir

well executed

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

The testimonials are . . .

well put . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

Sofa so good.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

\o/

And with that, I'm going to give up and go to bed. Bad weather means I keep having intermittent powercuts. Yay.

Night B3ta

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

gah! my b3ta day is almost over

I totally forgot

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

haha nice

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

thats what my girlfriend said last night

BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

Right then, here goes... nnnggggg...

*SPORE RELEASE*

cliky o'bigulation

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

YES KALLUS

YES YES YES!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

loves <3

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

Poligen ha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

*buys film rights*

woo!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

oooh

I want joy!

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

a bit of a struggle

possibly worth the effort though.

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

Oh, I say Kallus, old bean,

that is rather top hole, what.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

thanking ye I shall be

in fact I am, right now!

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

Well, that's super and all,

but I must be toddling along. Little lady waiting for me and all that.

Toodle-pip and keep up the good works.

Rather!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

YES.

that is all.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

Hmm, yes.

It raises some compelling issues.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

I don't underst&

but I like it

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

You are win!

*clicks*

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

cor !

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

Fucking Christ, yes.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

I've experienced

the nyaaaghing splurbing joy of spoor right in the eye ball once.

(

kombu dashi, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

RIGHT IN THE EYEBALL

yes!

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

hooray! i am happy!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

Eye less than three female sheep.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

fankoo sir :D

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

i don't get it but oh my god it's brilliant

*clicks until my mouse screams for mercy*

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

joy!

bite bite bite.
very nice.

(

FOONLY, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

bloody hell, it's Kallus

it's good

(

new_matt, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)

No hummus - just cock!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

COCK!

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

You disgust me.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

~~disgust~~ arouse

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

Wandelzak!

Zaklopen!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

best...

thing ever!!!!!!

(Leoninus "Never lick a fresh turd on a hot day.", Wed 16 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)

(maninthespoon, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

Hahaha

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

:-!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

BRILLIANT

Its all lies Tbh, mac is no fun. PC gets all the games "AND IT HAS MINESWEEPER" and Mac does photos.

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

but mac has chess

and that voice thing

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

Yeh. But PC is better.

Although, macs do have a thing on their mouse which makes it scroll left to right too o_o

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

Mac laptops have too few buttons on the mouse.

That sucks.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

Oh yeah.

No right click :/

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

Don't they have the multi-tap thing now?

You can do right clicking with that if I remember rightly.

Of course a button would be simpler, but that's not innovation, amirite?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

Lacking the button is shit.

I use the context menu all the time and I do not want to use both hands to use it.

It is unnecessary and the popularity of the mighty mouse shows how many Mac users actually want the bloody thing, so stop poncing around and add it Jobs, you cant.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

That's a mouse thing,

not a platform thing.

*scrolls horizontally for your pleasure*

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

OH. MY. GOD.

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

omg must buy

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

can't do it

on b3ta

unless it's sufficiently wide

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

And thus,

CHEVRON TIME was declared.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

chevron??

not on my watch

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

Well I'm having one

whether you like it or not.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

this is more like a zig zag

i didn't realise you were a member
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1180829118/zigzagclub.gif

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

depends

what you want em for really, in my experience Macs allow free expression more easily as there's more personalisation to be had

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

Meh

just download a mac emulator onto a proper computer.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

bah, Linux ftw

(I may be saying this because in installing Linux, I fucked up Windows so it doesn't work anymore, and am stuck with it until I can get hold of my Windows CD from home, but it is still pretty good. And it comes with a whole load of games, including ~~minesweeper~~ generic mine clearing game.)

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

Oh, you mean "Work out where the exploding devices are?"

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

Bomb discoverer!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

Find the booby traps

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

boobies!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

DONT SAY BOMB

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

Linux is cool

Install it into EVERYTHING.

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

Pffft.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

MEGER WININGS.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

Why was that phrase so hard for me to understand?

Any new black shapes?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

Indeed.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

hahahahah

:)

i really hate this pair!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

*loads shotgun*

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

your bullets can not harm me

for my wings are like a shield of steel!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

*loads metal acids*

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

damn it!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

FUCK

Where did i put my gun.

*looks at melted mess on the floor*

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

heheh

where's your supersonic sonar radar now, eh?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

hahahha

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

*napalms from altitude*

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

always 1 step ahead

arent you ;D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

Yep

I slipped a mine under a bed corner

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

they're actually

both amusing and intelligent people, that mitchell and webb look was just ruined by the corporation

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

I didn't see their film yet :(

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

me either

near bought it in HMV the other week,

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

pfft!

and Macs can levitate biscuits too!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik7IzBHWxD8

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

HAHAHAH

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

Mitchell and Webb

is full of win

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

It would be true.

Except that Macs run Office too and are part owned by Microsoft. If you want a REAL target you need to go after us Linux users.

(

Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

i know they run office

they're still for the simpleminded

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

And windows isn't?

;)

(

Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

FAKE

you can drawed elephants on windows too

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

YAY!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

Yet they both have

. . . will work for crayon signs . . .
good thinkin' !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

*click*

mac users have too much hair cuts

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

Original? No. Funny? Yes.

There's no real reason for it, but paedophiles actually have more in common with crabs than they do you an I. There's no real reason for it, it's just scientific FACT.

(Papa Chocolat, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

dear god

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

You didn't even get the quote right.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

What is it then?

(Papa Chocolat, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

It's

"You're too stupid to work a computer. Kill yourself".

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

What?

What ARE you?

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

i don't understand.

Point me in the direction of the soviet embassy please.

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

It's

just a screenshot of Paedogeddon by Brass Eye.

There isn't actually a joke in the picture itself, and as far as I can tell, it's totally unshopped...

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

I think it's been shopped

to make it bigger.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

So, eh...

you thought it'd be a good idea to post an unshopped image in an image challenge

eh?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

who are you talking to?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

Erm

myself, apparently

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

Embassy.

Please.

(

Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

LOOK

THIS MAN HAS FOUND THE INTERNETS.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

Now this is what b3ta is for.

You're the best!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

i know it's tuesday

but that's no excuse

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

HEY EVERYONE!

REMEMBER WHEN RICKY GERVAIS DID THAT REALLY FUNNY DANCE ON THE OFFICE? REMEMBER THAT? WHO HAS A PICTURE?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

You don't need to remember it,

he's doing it right now.

On a live webcast.

Forever.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

This will do

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

A-wanna wanga!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

Always . . .

specialy in a pinch !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

oh no

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

I find this information a bit unnerving

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

Its not been proven but it is scientific fact

(

g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

That paedo there,

the one on the board about to be hammered, certainly does appear to have a lot in common with crabs

(

kombu dashi, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

(

..wil, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

Haha!

The best part about this is, is the fact you had to endure the source movie.

Or, perhaps, you made it yourself...?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

Christ

that hurts

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

mm this makes me want a pastie

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

this klingon groan

pleases me more than it should

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

DOKTOR FOCKS SEZ

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

hhmm... Cake... or Crab

its a toughy!

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

not sure about this....

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

a floating beard would make it.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

CURIOUS FLOATING BEARD!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

\o/

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

I tried to drag it over to the face . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

Hahahaha!

This reminds me that I saw I robot on tv yesterday

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

i thought it was not bad.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

ITS COMING FOR MY CHILDREN'S

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

and they love it!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

needs more

pipe and elbow patches

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Or tophat and cane!

SEE!!!

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

top hat and cane

would be a little too classy, whereas pipe and patches give everything a professorial look, even fish.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

You can never be too classy dollface.

Even fish what?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

even fish look professorial

if you give them a pipe and patches, although they'd have to wear the patches on their fins.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

Fez

you can't beat a fez.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

you can with a big enough stick

although fez works well with smoking jacket

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

top hat and cane does, indeed, look mighty swish. i still hold out for pipe and patches, though.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

yeah

probably!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

Reminds me of the aliens that discover a phone in sesame street

I think it's the eyes.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

hahahaa

i've got to see these now :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fQaj31Wtko

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

Links board!

These are ace

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

Brrrrinngg

yep yep yep

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

robocop

has let himself go a bit

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

heheheh

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

Saturn Seven

get's gay?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

hahahaa

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

a floating beard would make it

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

pffft

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

In all seriousness

It's strangly cool!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

cheers

its not great - i'm really struggling with robots/cyborgs! :(

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

In the future . . .

we called this retro . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

Nice Cat!!

I like it too

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

all is full of love!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

very nice!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

Speaking of . . . very nice . . .

very nice !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

cor thats ace

is it from the mad Icelandic womans video thingy

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

yes it is!

a video of much beauty.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

i liked it

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

BEARD?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

sorely needed beard.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

;)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

i caught the floating beard!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

Proof that I'm crap at art.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

its a kittehn!

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Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Yes,

Artists use human teeth.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

give it a rest you twat

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

How come the Pedanti-hostility?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

well I can't draw

I use the same font, I put teeth on everything which is far worse than text on a picture...oh and I use stock eyes

aah yes he and his little clique are a bunch of talentless wankers.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

Ouch.

At least I get it now. Not sure I'm familiar with his clique though.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

there's a few about

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

i do

100% fact! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

*edges away, slowly*

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Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

mwahahahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

This child

knows how to floss !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

this child could floss with rope

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

Now that is hot

right there!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

Nyom nyom!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

What a happy kid!

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)

you can't use mine!

some are not real and one is gold. hands off!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

I have 3 gold ones,

although one of them is no longer in my mouth.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

good god, man!

where is it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

In a cigar humidor in my sock drawer,

since you ask.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

well

just as long as you haven't inserted it elsewhere on your person

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

awwwww

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

I like it :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

Cheers

but imagine how much better it would be if I had some sort of talent.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

yeah

you drew his moustache in the wrong place :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

*points to the subject line of the thread*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

that;s what i was agreeing with

but not really :)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

You have a a fine quality

in your art . . . original talent ! Meow !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

KITTAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

ZZZZING!

I love these

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

SHAZAM!

I'm feeling the electricity there.

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Shiksa, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

he needs hugs

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

CHAAAAAAAARGE!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

Zzzztttttttt

nicely done :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

But where's wallpaper size?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

here it's only 640 x 480

www.b3tards.com/u/0bb7ac49b9769052ddb6/lightningwispbigger.jpg

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Angry methane!

Yay

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

It looks angry

"Enhanced" version

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

wow well done!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Was the face intentional?

cos I like it :)

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

Yes!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

EeeEeeEEe

done any more wall papers? :D

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Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

OIC

I missed those, being asleep or working an' all.

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

BUZZZZZZZZZZ!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

wow

awesome :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

Having a ball . . . lightning !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

I really love these.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

evil electro-sprite!

is he the manifestation of electro gonorrhoea?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

This appeals to my interests as I'm revising Physics

and this is the topic I'm current-ly doing.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

you study grumpy lightning balls?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

Yeah, it's recently added to the curriculum.

But seriously, electricity and thermal physics. I just accidentally said to my friend, "I'm not too hot on the thermal physics."

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

eep

it's a sparkly thing!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

oooh nice!

I've hunted down more of them now, they are all great!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

ta :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

Whaaaaa!?!!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

horrifying

but well done

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Shiksa, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

O.o

meep!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

Quick, sex it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

Done

and done!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

Pfew!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

haha

that's great

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

that's kind of odd

cos i made the same face when i looked at it

*clicks*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

Can it be

aw fuckit I'm running away now

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

THIS RULLLLESSSS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

o_O

I fear it, yet I wish to cuddle it

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McBadger COW, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

Jesus

lapdancing Christ.

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somegreybloke, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

Feed it . . . QUICK !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

That can fuck off.

Really. It unsettles me. No offence. It's just....disturbing.

Woo!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

It's the baby mouth.

Those things freak me out even without a cat attatched.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

I can't describe enough how it would perish

with a spade

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

Is that me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

this goes so far beyond freaky

i feel no need to hug it, but both hammers and fire spring to mind.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Hahaha

Nice

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

hahahaaa

thats truly ace!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Cheers

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

ok this gets a click

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

Superb!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

Aw geez!

That's revolting

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

so is yours!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

hahah!

i want one

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

From Science class.

Partly for the lolz, and partly to help me remember Manganese, which I have trouble with.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

looks

looks

oh IONS you say! sorry

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

good one.

here's something to help you remember the whole bloody table:

www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html

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Shiksa, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

*Steals for school*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytosDX9dVM

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

It's SCIENCE!

Those computer images of atoms are computer generated. This is how they really look.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

Potassium

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

I can name almost all of them.

Just Manganese gives me issues.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

4 th lolz lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

Off the ele-mental chat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

MMMMNNNGGG KNEES

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

Manga knees?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

*long run-up spang*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

Haha

Lovely. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

I did this in my chemistry lessons

many years ago

edit: now with less shite hosting

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Yay for Brion !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

Hahahah

ftw.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

Pffft.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

By ions,

do you mean boobs?

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Cae1, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

in her hand I think

I was looking in the wrong place too

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

Ah yes,

the language that Stephen Mangan of Green Wing fame speaks.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

WEEABOO!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

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