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other things
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# my god thats a very deformed nipple
still probably would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# that's too orangey for crows! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# but not crowey enough for oranges !
deary me
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Uh
??
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I see Hay stacks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Giant ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Dead ones?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# This is fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# That planet one is fantastic.
Smiley faces on things which don't really have them FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# squinch

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggght
it scares me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# eye eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# looks like a man-lady to me
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# sigh
that just means more lube
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# wasppppy
was it you who made that scarily sexy picture of maggie thatcher and david cameron in a hot tub together?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# god that is fucking marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# It would be if David Cameron didn't look like a 90 year old woman without her teeth in.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Phwooar!
I'd play eye-marbles with her any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# yes!
gobstoppers.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# STAB IT IN THE EYES!
with SPORKS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# that'd be a frivolous use of Sporks
they are to be used sparingly, and only in times of direst need
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# If i had that many eyes...
Then I'd be really cheesed off if I ended up blind.
(Miggyman, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ARGH
Good time to link this again tho:
www.pepperzone.org/images/b3ta/sexygwen.jpg
NESFW
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Eye eye...
that is actually freaking me out somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Make it
blink!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ARGH! TOO MANY FUCKING YELLOW DOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Gay Robot beekeepers....
.. from SPAAAAAAAAAAACE
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# woo! :)

they're so frickin' awesome live
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# This is lovely.
And I'm really going now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# byeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Jaundiced Elderly Soap Star Sex?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *boke*
*chortle*
*choke*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm not fucking any yellow dots until I see a medical certificate.
(Woo, BTW)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I don't want to see yellow dots after fucking
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# the music sounds vector with you
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# It stops looking like Andie Mcdowell when you remove the chin:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ARF
WINZ
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Looks like Debra Stevenson.
A bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# looks like anne robinson
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Really?
*peers*

Your eyes are better than mine.

Also: bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# See ya.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# probably still would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# yeah
But the best you can hope for is wrapping her into some form of contraception:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# what if she swallows?


and the best that I can hope for is to die in my sleep
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# what is contraception P?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# golden showers
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# She attached to a metal frame as well?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Give me time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Except that Debra Stevenson is
a bit tasty and Andie McDowell isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Dr Debra Connelly now please
and she's a bit fat

still would tho
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YES!

altho is it hardly a celebrity price tag?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Ecch. I can't stand that woman and her
lines and wrinkles problems. I imagine if Loreal invented a way of sucking the life-force out of children to prolong youth she'd advertise that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I'd buy it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# All I hear when I see her commercials is
'Do you have a square face? I have a square face. I rub this into my square face and try and make myself look like a real person.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Also, "All my wrinkles tell a story,
so I'm going to remove them, and remove even these tiny traces of personality"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha! I'd never noticed that.
It looks like a cardboard mask of a real face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# all i hear
is, "listen to my fake american accent lol"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Archeology

Visit terrible blog here for larger version and other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# :D hehehe
*sings* I-I-I-I-I'm not your standing stoooone
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I thought it'd be his cock :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Heh I never thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# me too

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha!
Needs to look happier about it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Hehe
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Toe-bo Cop!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Weary from his battle Geoff needed to rest..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# THIS IS GENIUS!
Prodge - you fucking win!

Edit: *Clicks to within an inch of his mouse*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# aw puir wee Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# THIS IS DEVIL MAY CRY.
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Devil May Care (Bear)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# The Care Bear Glare!
Hurray, pure, concentrated love.

No wait that's the Care Bear STARE.
So what does the glare do?

Ahhhh...
*immolates*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Lies.
He clearly has a Buster Sword.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Ooooh... he's great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# that's a fucking huge
cab
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Does Geoff have a Prince Albert?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# haha O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Lucky Geoff. :/

I can't get one.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# no cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Indeed.
I just have a bony nodule.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# moisturise it with pig's blood
laced with insulin-like growth factor-1 and rub it against every oak tree you pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# What's ity called when you get your bony nodule pierced?
Apart from "fun"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# orthopaedic surgery

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Words Cannot describe
How you have made my day with this picture.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ...then show me in the form of an interpretive dance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# excellent stuff sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# teddy adventurers ftw!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# very good you grumpy cunt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I'm not grumpy..............today
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# That's fab!!!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Ace!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Brilliant!
... and Cloud's sword from FFVII to boot.

cleeek
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
#
cloud buttspank

i love changing the names in FF
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Take your time Geoff....
It's been a long day.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Glad I don't pee in that direction...


Needs CDC?
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# pfft
I laughed and a bit of lol came out
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *inappropriate office laugh*
You bastard! That's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
wonderful
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# SINCE WHEN DID ENGLAND WIN A CRICKET MATCH
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006-07_Ashes_series

EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Edit) You might want to make it 20 pixels narrower
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *eats the ashes*
That settles that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *collects your shit*
*takes to Aus*
YES FINALLY THEY ARE OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *blush*
280

tx for pointing out
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# now just send a donation
and give Rob a handjob, and it will be front paged
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
marvellously silly
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Lovely.
Repost it on the QoTW - it could win that, as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# fucking thanks!
now I have to wipe sandwich off my monitor *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Treemenduss!!
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# superb stuff!
and wd on the FP as well! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha!
magic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
cheesing in public.. :D

great stuff!!

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheesing
(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
and congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *click*
The blue-hatted fella's expression is perfect.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
Post another equally funny on at once!
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
That made me physically laugh.
(Dr GUID, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Anyone fancy a go on my hot & steamy wanking machine?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# MEE MEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*CLICKS*

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Anything is worth a go once.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# You've tried the rest...
Now spluff in the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
you better not show this to George Alagiah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Ha ha...
CHEDGE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Does George Alagiah
know about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# PICK ME
PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME

PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# good morning sir
and congrats again on producing an Art'.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Thanks g!
He's lovely. Sleeps all night and is just gorgeous all day long...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# not just ordinary Chedge
but Chedge
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I spy Low Poly Hitler


also: how do I explain to my bassist that the new song he's written is actually 'Lip Up Fatty'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It's for a game, etc.
Show him a picture of Pete Burns
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Write it on a naked lady in black marker
buy her a cheap white t shirt
Place lady in front of bassist
Pour water on lady.


Best way to give any bad news is written on naked ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# haha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# verily, the wisdom of the ancients....
*mwah*

How are you, lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# the wisdom of accidents?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# possibly...
*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *was not a planned child*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# MNo child is "planned"
Unless you are a major fan of The Boys from Brazil. They were a bit planned
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# My mum was planned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# "Right the guttering is going to come right out here, and we're thinking of having a flat roof..."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# You leave her guttering alone.
Ruffian.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# That's almost insulting,
coming from you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Yes, because I'm an oik of the first water.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I was more thinking because you are really ruff.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Well you're entitled to your opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Bah.
Coward.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ahhhhh.....
I think.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# JAYPEEGEEEEEE
*massive smooch* I'm ok lovely! You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# reet royally busy, but very happy and smiley.
For a change.

Cigarette?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Ooooh yes please.
11 hour day at work today- 10.5 yesterday.

*hug* glad you're good, schnookums.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *hugs*
See you on the roof terrace in 5, then.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I wish.
We've got a think in the carpark.

I would LOVE a roof terrace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# they're very useful for anonymously throwing pate at motorists
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You come out with some of the funnest things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# \o/
I'd be a terrible estate agent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Come into business with me, we can be private detectives.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Roof terrace?
some of us have to stand in the road and avoid lorries
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Well, too many people in the building smoke,
and don't want to stand in the street; it's quite an enlightened approach actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Our company
hasn't come across the word enlightened.

They recently stopped a guy taking a book out with him when he has a fag cos it 'gives the wrong impression'.
Not qyuite sure what the impression is, but it's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *Hicks*
Whut y'all readin' fur?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I dunno...
so I don't end up working in a FUCKING diner!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *YOINK*
I NEED THIS MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ^ needs more sense
and/or explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I've no cigarettes and haven't smoked since Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Ai-ai-ai
*provides*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# THIS BETTER BE A MARLBORO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Nah, it's a Camel blue.
If you want a marlboro you'll need to keep with the JPG one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Love me camel blues, I do.
And I'd rather give up than smoke Royals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
although my 'naked ladies' contact list is rather empty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *checks own list*
Damn - mine too.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# you cannot argue with this advice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# As per usual, I'll think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I've never wanted bad news so much in my life...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Now if you ever see me herding around some poor girl
in naught but a white t shirt, you know it's time to sit down and take a deep breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# If I ever saw you I'd probably bound over and say hello
before remembering that I'm a stranger from the internets.

At which point, things would continue as suggested...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Oh don't be bothered with the internets thing
I quite like the thought of suddenly hearing 'CAPTAIN!' from behind me at any point when out and about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I'm sure you do...
The many strangers with red hair I shout this at seem confused though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# One day you'll get there!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# download lip up fatty, play it when he's around,
and then drop massive fucking hints like "hmmmmmmmm this is really familiar, i bet someone has tried to copy this recently, i fucking hate unoriginal fucking songwriters"

Should do it
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# heheh
I'm gonna try this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You play him "Lip Up Fatty"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hahahaa
he'll go "wow, this is really cool"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *waits for animation*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Quick, download the wall hack
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# No sploits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# PFFFT
U NOT ADMIN
I R 1337 HAXOR
I PWN N00BS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# DIS SRVR IS SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# LAAAAAAAAAG
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I wish I could play some CS:S right now.
Goddamn PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# god damn lack of cd key
oh well, I can get lite off a mate, which reminds me I have to email him...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# GUN TO THE LEFT?! WHAT IS THIS?! MADNESS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# clearly gay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# You will be first against the wall
when the Sinister Revolution comes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# i find it easier playing FPS
dunno why
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# That's strange. I'd find it much tougher.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# keeps his right hand free for spluffage
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# nah the right hand is on the mouse
we're talking about gamers. They jizz in their dacks whenever they get a headshot
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Waits for animation
Ooh nice
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha Chuck Rock FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Yey for Chuck Rock
I used to have a Sega emulator so I could play that game. It had ace music too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I loved the amiga version...
almost as much as I loved laughing at how shit it was on my mates ST.
(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Clop, Clop again

(CFB)
Previously: This
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
i endorse this product.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# so do i
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I endorse this endorsement
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I work for the National Institute of Endorsement,
and this gets 12 out of 12 Endorsement Dolphins.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
the truth will out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ace.
also, have this. not worth it's own thread, and linked out of caution.
www.pepperzone.org/images/b3ta/sexygwen.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Funny I always thought farts would be brown
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# not the really toxic ones
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# so it would appear
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# telesclop
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Bit Crap but my first Kitteh
He is getting revenge for the costume...



Click for bigger (40KB)
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# That seams to be ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# All is not what it seams!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# seams harmless
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# mostly
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# DARTH HORSE SEAMS PLEASED
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
seamshorses are guaranteed laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I really think we should make a short seamfilm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I wanna
DARTH HORSE !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Not as S&M as yours but:
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
tealol

that is a quality seamstail
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Its even got
Heather Mills Leg !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *whispers*
Don't be mislead by the head, that's no Mills...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Is this photoshopped?
Are you sure you didn't just search for "horse" on google images?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# smash ing boots
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# wtf!
didn't it just have a different face?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# was it a pale bald guy with a scar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# It did
I was doing something with a gimp face to it a while back, and I chose the wrong one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# phew!
all is safe now.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Safe for Gimps
that's a relief
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Don't keep gimps in safes.
Unless you want dead gimps. If you want dead gimps then feel free. But then you may as well just get a corpse pre-deaded.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# opps
I might have misunderstood the concepr of safe play
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# The safe word's '....'
GOOD LUCK DARLING!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Oh thank you!
*sound of Nazis firing rifles*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *flaps hanky and cries*
I NEVER KNEW HIM OR LOVED HIM BUT I KNEW HIM WELL AND WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM. *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# it's ok. I'll be back soon!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# PHEW!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Who's hanky?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hanky Marviny.
He's a lookalike.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# deafness and BDSM
don't mix well together
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Or mix too well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I have a special Gimp safe in my cellar
It has air holes.
and other holes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# That's a dog carry case.
Gimps are not dogs, and dogs are not gimps. do you want me to go and get the diagram out again?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Yes
I love your Diaghram
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Top mornings to you, ma'am.


Did you see my lovely dinosaurs yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I did not!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Sad new.


:(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I've never been so horny in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Then you'd best jack yourself off with the precious butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I've got Stork or Bertolli in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Bertolli.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# You read my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Doodeedoodoodoodeedoodoo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# If I get enough milage out of it, I'll be able to get a hovering one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# this would be revenge ARF
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Tru Dat
:D hehehe
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I was thinking that, but I am not that rude....

* May contain lies...

FOCKSOCKS - COCK - CUNTYMINTS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# did i beat you to it?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I blame the fact that I'm sober...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *subscribes to eggletter*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# *buys a dodgy egg card from the market*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I'll take them as they are thanks!
hippy eggs! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Won't be long.
This flavour is patented. This flavour is licensed, not sold. We grant you a one-time, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to experience this flavour...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# first ever post
please be ever so gentle
x



bigger?
(Smashing Pasties, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hurraaaay.
I like your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Also, click below for important B3ta info:
Here!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# That link smells of manure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# 'More muck for your buck'
This is literally the best sentence I've seen or heard all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Sound like Tesco Value Pron
Noons awl
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Amateur/Tesco Value is the best anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I'll have to look out for it
what's the difference between amateur and proffessional?
It's not like the pros have got an extra way of doing it or anything
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Money, lighting and how drunk the girl is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ah ha
And there is always the rohipnol fator
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# :D huzzah and hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *hug* ningles dollface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Pongtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# knob.
sif have a mirror.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# OH HOW THIS IS FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Arf!
check out this funny video (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i cannot endorse this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# my brain's not working tonight
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# OH LAWL.
Lucky my sound card is fried.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# assuming this is a horse link
it's a cunt's trick that has worn very thin indeed. I know they've taken the music off, but it's just boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# It's just a bit of fun on the internet. Lighten up, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# No thanks, I already have one.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Music is still on
Could be worse
Ooh nice
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# This one has music
'never going to give you up'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# thanks!
*smiles with glee*
(Smashing Pasties, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# NO GLEE SMILINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *hangs head*
(Smashing Pasties, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Okay, just a little gleesmile then.
AND JUST THIS ONCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# NO, NO GLEE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# NO, NO NO GLEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# COME ON, LET'S DANCE LIKE A SMALL HUMAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *creeps up behind discomeats and removes sliver of skin from behind right ear with scalpel*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# no! my spare skin!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *glomp*
YOU ARE LOVELY

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# LOVELY LIKE A FOX!
Hello missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Thank you thank you thank you.
I'm so pleeeeeeased.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# What did I do?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# o_o
What arrived at mine yesterday? THINK man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# only posh girls "arrive"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Apparently I'm posh.
According to northerners (read: my family) chavs and scallies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# OH COOL.
Glad you like it :) :):) :) ) :):):):):):)::
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Like it?
I was gleeing like a motherbitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# :D
LOVELOVELOVEJUMPPOUNCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# It is going to take pride of place in the corridor
that shall henceforth be known as the gallery. I've got some of my mate's photography up in there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Take a picture of the gallery for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Shall do, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# was it a tramp with a weeping boil offering to sharpen your shears?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I didn't know you knew where I lived...
ba-ziiiing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I do
so I sent a guy round with a mirror

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah, if I had a face like yours
I wouldn't want to keep any of my mirrors either. *throws pens at retreating Nibes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# gah!
*fumes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *sniffs*
Smells like petrol. Mmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *hits with shoe*
rather lully dragonfly. How is dragonfly mayde?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *real lol*
you're such a cunt, Dix
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# \o.
real lol back at ya :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# being a complete technophobe
a long long time, from photo i took years ago
(Smashing Pasties, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# uncle dragonfly rapes daddy dragonfly in the ass
after he shots his loads inside daddy dragonfly's ass and rubs his shitty cock on his face, the little uncle dragonfly's sperm start to travel inside daddy dragonfly's body. From his ass the reach the gonads, where they kill all of daddy dragnonfly's own sperm.
So when daddy dragonfly finally get to have some cuddle time with mummy dragonfly, it's uncle dragonfly's sperm that daddy dragonfly's goonna shoot on mummy dragonfly tits and face.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Well, I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# me too
we should do it again sometimes
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Oooh nice
we will be gentle and lube up first
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# well, it is below 50kb
i don't think it's been stolen
it is an image
it's not toap

So unfortunately I'm forced to be gentle...*sigh*
*lubes*
*bums*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Well done Pashing Smarties!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# OI I'M A SMARTIE PASH ME NOW~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# this are nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# You got the hardest part out of the way...
it's all kittens and ilovehorses now!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Needs more bosom

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Is it raining.....?..... I hadn't noticed.


Clicketh for biggeth
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# TRUEFACTS!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahahaha

*eats marathon and opel fruits*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I refuse to eat st...st.starburst.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Here!
Have this snickers instead!

Or would you prefer a nice glass of Cif lemon?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# :o)
Is she worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# That's science!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# surely one of the signs of aging would be damp trousers

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha yes, and brown ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# SEXIE TEIM!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# needs more clot
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# STOP IT DAMN YOU!
I'VE WARNED YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU USE YOUR EXTREME TALENT!

i'm sorry but i'm going to have to click this.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Nah, I know somewhere cheaper.

Woo, very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I think she's quite good looking
pity about the drugs, bad songs and the fact that she already has a bloke.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# tell me you didn't just say that.
and mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I haven't gotten any
so I think she's pretty good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# she "was" fucking hot!!


shame bout the drugs etc...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# silly laydee.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# are these unshopped ?
(or as unshopped as possible)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# yep, shame really.
she was a curvy little hotty.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# i wish she'd take her £10million and spend it on skag
and then kill herself.

she annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Amazing :o)
Woot woot!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# "she won't need to dodge bullets"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# OH HAI SEXY BOY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# where?
*rapes*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Phwoar!

edit/ there's nothing she won't do for crack money

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# perfect facial expression
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# from both of them
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hahah indeed.
hello stranger
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha. What a face!
The dog is taing it like a man though!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Cor!
will he sputter swear-littered paranoid nonsense at you and vomit on your lap at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# BLLLUAAUURURRURUGHGHGHHHGGHhh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
you must type some letters to be the betters
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# grr
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# yiff
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Tax doesn't have to be taxing - ask Wesley Snipes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# HORSES REVOLTING, DONKEYS LESS SO
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE YOU SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# VOMITING THE PIES OF THE WEEK INTO THE TOILET OF YOUR INBOX
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# "I am a legend.... I want to take drugs!"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ithought leg ends were ankles
or hips?
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Breasticles or Man-cunt? You decide!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# oi snipes come over here and suck mummy's cock
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I hate Windows XP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# YOU WANT FUN? GO HOME AND BUY A MONKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# The cancer that plagues your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Redditch to be new setting for 'Man in a Suitcase' remake
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ALF STEWART CORSET HEX
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# "does wanking with a fist full of afterbirth make you a paedophile?"
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Good grief
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# WHY SHOULD WE CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE, YOU FUCKING PSYCHO FREAK
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# YOU ARE IMPRESSED
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# In ur skool, pickitin ur line
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# THE GLOBAL RECESSION STARTS HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# BEEN DONE SO MUCH IT CAN'T SNEEZE WITHOUT SHITTING ITSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# YOU WON'T GET FINED WHEN WE OVERFILL YOUR INBOX
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Panic buy more petrol you fucking morons
and off again.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# The DNA test suggests it's yours.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# MAKING LOGOCOCKS SINCE JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# WE'RE TOO RICH TO CARE ABOUT THE 10P TAX BAND
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# GEOFF MAN I CANNAE...AAW FUCK IT!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# yes...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# From us straight/Bi/Confused in to your inbox...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated links, unschooled in the science of law and finance
or summat
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Yiff yiff grrrrrrr yiff nuncle
Or 'What's the scores, George Doors?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# TAX THIS MOTHERFUCKER

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# DRINKING & DRIVING ALLOWED - THIS FRIDAY ONLY!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I AM LICKING MY JAPS EYE

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah but we want a newletter title.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ME TOO
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# THE ONLY NEWSLETTER GOING STRAIGHT TO URANUS!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# "They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# WE NEVER LEFT VIDEO MESSAGES TO OUR KIDS IN MY DAY
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# WHY WON'T WINEHOUSE FUCKING KILL HERSELF?

BANK CHARGES IN YOUR FAVOUR, RECLAIM £10MILLION

B3TA: KILLING YOUR DISABLED SON AND SAVING THE WEB

BIGGER THEN WESLEY SNIPES RINGPIECE (CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# SNIPES LOL
^this
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# LIKE GOD ON SPEED!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Even Yoko Ono didn't fuck up The Beatles as much as we have
(I know I did this last week, but i recon it's still relevant)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# LIKE JOHN PRESCOTT'S DIET, WITHOUT THE BINGE
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# COMING FROM MARS TO TAKE YOUR SOULS AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Have you ever wondered what it would be like to shag God up the arse?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# you are Richard Dawkins
AICMFP
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# LIKE DROPPING THE SOAP!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# My names Rob and i'm a ginger
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# FREE PETROL VOUCHER WITH EVERY INBOX
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# TODAY'S HOARDED PETROL IS TOMORROW'S MOLOTOV COCKTAIL
Well, with May Day coming up and all....
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Putting the ARSE in Coarseness
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# NOW WITH EVEN MORE COCK
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Pissing all over you kitchen, because we can!
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# IT'S LESS PAINFUL THE SECOND TIME ROUND
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# laying before an animal and forcing it to copulate by any means necessary since 1273
the best of all the entries in the medieval priest's confession handbook

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# corks popped, bottles stopped
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# The torch of human endeavour, carried by idiots, surrounded by goons.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Golf. Is it a game?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Can wanking give you Carpal Tunnel?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Still partying like it's 1999, Wesley?
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# worst episode ever? true


true
for the kids
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I think
They should have a CALL MY MUFF !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha! great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# pffft...
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Fookin ouch!
Ouch I say!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
*CLCIK*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Her name is Rio
and she dances on the Sandy
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# marvellus as ever sir
woo yay and indeed hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Mirth...
Girth....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Nonononono!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Like Manwell
K ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ,
Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tell me you've coloured a gooseberry...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Oh dear.
I think that one's gone off. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# IN AMONGST THE EGGS
THATS WHAT IT WANTS TO BE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# But why are some of the eggs wet?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# they are aroused
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# because it has come to the eggs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# it too got laid:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# it has free range to do this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# OK I changed it to something even more fun:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# who's bollock is that?
i don't want to see male genitalia, I have them already
SO TITS OR GTFO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# oh fuck
thats a bollock aint it?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# haven't you seen one before?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Well not in the singular.
Unless of course he's been to www.hitlernakedforyourpleasure.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# If that link hadn't been purple
I might have tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I'm sad to say
that that domain appears to be unregistered. The internet has let me down.
(Jokel, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# pfft...
still better than a dogs egg though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Gah!
scrambled...
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
#
...
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# omg a bollock
omg outrage panic self-shitting
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of you kn(d)o(g)b?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I just screengrabbed this from the new Gladiators website
Sounds pretty extreme as it is
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
nothing like a climbing wall and a potential wank
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Mite be
A fit female gladiator!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Or it might be Wolf.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# even better!
*preps Johnson*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# wall wanking
oh god

folks at various levels of wall, waiting for unsuspecting passers by below
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I picture this as being like
a climbing wall, but with cocks of various lengths poking out instead of hand holds...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# a glorywall
if you will
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I will indeed...
*lubes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# no need for that, it's self lubricating
and vandalism proof :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# sign me up
*gets erection*
CONTESTANT READY
(Wheres Jet, please tell me they still have sexy female gladiators...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Screengrab threadjack:

Looks like Snipes just misunderstood the Wikipedia entry.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# So its now
The Glory Hole wall......
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# TODAY, I REINSTALLED WINDOWS AGAIN.
I AM NOT BEST PLEASED.

A WYH TO THE FIRST THING I SEE UPON LOGGING IN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# coulda been
a redex
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I would have raged at you then. RAGE STOMP STOMP STOMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Vista failed?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Actually, XP.
So far over the past 2 days, I've repaired it once, formatted my drives twice and installed it fresh twice, and then this morning it corrupted on my C:\ drive, so I've installed it on D:\ and formatted the C:\ partition.

It's getting silly. I got a call from Dell though and my new PC will be here Monday. With Vista.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# and then the hell begins
:D

I've had to reinstall twice

something that worked straight away before now just plum won't fucking work at all and the installer was even bursting into flames too

bloody crappy fucking shitty computers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Oh shit.
I'm going to get raped by it, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# nah
i got a dell with vista on it and it's ok. just reinstall it as soon as you get it to clear out dell's enormously irritating programs, and their stupid service partition that's about the most useless thing in the world, and then it works fine. except for the audio, which is shit.


edit: plus if you were as silly as me and accepted their default broadcom wireless card you've no truck putting linux on the machine, and even putting xp on is an entertaining task leading to a couple of delightful weekends and then deleting xp
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Ah, I doubt I'll get a install disc. I'll just partition magic it away and kill off the lousy Dell rubbish. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# A very wise move
I left it about five months before clearing out Dell's nonsense. It runs rather better now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# it's 50/50
some people fucking love it

some people fucking hate it

which one are you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# SAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Have fun with Vista's shit audio support on Dell
/not at all bitter about expensive Creative Labs sound card not actually being able to record what it's currently playing despite a cheap PCI128 on Windows 98 being able to do this eight years ago blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# but it empowers you to leverage new levels of DRM
and fuck all else
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# YAY FOR DRM!
No, wait, what am I saying?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Just so long as you don't manage to somehow copy some small part of an HD DVD, such as the audio
that's all that matters.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I'd totally read that if I had Acrobat installed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Well, there's also a boring version
www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~pgut001/pubs/vista_cost.html
With no jokes or pictures.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# cock guzzling spunktrumpets
the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# The most irritating thing
is that it makes graphic and sound cards and so forth - for any OS - more expensive, less powerful, and less likely to work, all in the name of stopping Vista users doing something.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# hahhahahahahahaha!
HAHAHHAHAHHA!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

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