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Chloe wants to plaaaaay.

What friskiness should she get up to this fair Friday?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

SIGH. I'll go get the backgammon board then.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

hmm, gammon

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

hmm, back

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

hmm, board

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

hmm, the

Shall I get my coat?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

something involving a biker gang

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

a biker gang of lesbian nuns

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

why, that goes without saying

as such a thing is both obvious, and quite literally, art :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

you think the maple syrup would be pushing it, or vital for the artistic effect?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

hmm, a huge thrust of maple syrup

pushing a gang of lesbian biker gang nuns

yes, I think it'd be pushing it, to writhe about in the traditional manner

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

oops

(Sorry JJ)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

~~needs more "actual image after tag" :D~~

crikey!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

consider yourself ninjaed

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

HOLY SHIT! NINJAS AND SHIT JUMPING AND SHIT AND SHIT!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

WHERE? SHIT!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

HOLY SHIT OUTSIDE MAN OH NO THEY JUMPED THROUGH THE WINDOWS AND SHIT

NOW THEY ARE INSIDE

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

Well Mr Jack

seeing as how it's Friday, I think she should be in the pub, getting pissed. Please can you draw this?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

Chloe pissed off her tits (and that would have to be quite pissed)

Trying to chat up some fat old man with a cloth cap and a whippet!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

using a cloth cap and a whippet to chat up a fat old man is unethical but should work

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

trampolining

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

gangbang.

or nurse cosplay.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

Heh heh.

The man likes the health service.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

i thought i did.

until i ended up in a hospital once, and found out it isn't full of big breasted sex crazed nurses. i was sorely dissapointed to say the least.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

there was a horny irish nurse on my ward when i had my appendix out

she didn't say anything but you could tell she wanted me

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

what hospital would that be?

*puts leg in vice*

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

Northwick Park Hospital in London

was about 10 years ago though, she's probably gone slack down below and put on a few stone since then

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

hmmm...

oh well...

shouldn't be too picky i guess.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

Justin Baily themed Chloe

Doing the Samus-bursting-out-of-her-varia-suit gameover sequence, where the suit shreds open because she's so busty.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

send her up a back alley

to fellate a stinking old tramp whilst fist fucking a rancid bag lady.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

She has staff for that kind of thing.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

Bah, how the other half lives!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

That

I didn't know she cared that much.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

She has a staff for that sort of thing:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

a baglady fisting staff?

takes all the fun out of it.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

carry on like that and they'll revoke your day release

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

my mind is too dirty

i read that as fistiness

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

a natural mistake to make, i wouldn't fret about it

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

you wouldn't fwap about it?

i bloody would

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

pole dancing

on ice.

spacehopper racing.

one of those 60's vibrating belt things, the ones that was a big ubnit you stood in and then put a belt round youeself and the maging vibrated it, you know the one i mean.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

Brown showers into

a sexy fox/girl thing's open, yiffing mouth.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

*yiff-scat-spluffs all over the desk*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

The fox girl-thing

is obviously plunging her big, stiff yiffy brush into the cat/girl-thing's capacious, foaming minge.

*goes for a lie-down*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

She plays as Tina Carlyle in the Mask.

(REWRITABLE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

Why the hell did Diaz lose weight?

She looked positively delicious in that flick.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

*ahem* Your funkeh munkeh, Sir

Sir

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

FUNKAH!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

Haha!

Waiter! There's a superfly in my soup!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

Shop it

now

(Stoopid_Faaka, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

heh heh heh

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

FUNKEH!

He's based on you JJ . . . C];0D

Have an ace weekend

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

Can't be.

I am Teh Anti-Funk.
*listens to booming orchestral scores while wearing smoking jacket*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

*listens to smokin' orchestral scores while wearing a booming jacket*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

Sir mocks me.

*runs through*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

*bleeds*

perish... the... thought... sir...

*expires*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

I meant the butler . . .

C];0p

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

I wanted to be a butler when I was a kid.

I quite liked the suits.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

Hahaha!

Munkeh!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

would

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

Yay!

Top shop :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

free to those who can afford it

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue325/

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rob, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

Yay!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

oh well....

*slopes off, dejectedly*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

I can't afford it!

*sobs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

you still london bashing missus?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

I am, most definitely!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

cool!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

You too?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

if work gives me the money they owe me for my leave, then yes!

if they don't, i don't know...
=(

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

*pouts*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

*spouts*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

*trouts*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

ah you will

go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on (etc)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

me too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

yup.

her nipper will have her watching that!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

Leave my nips out of this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

erk!

*lets go*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Sell your son/daughter's head size

to Ripley's believe it or not . . .

*scarpers*
'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

*rolls eyes*

Only another three months of this....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

and then agony

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

you think it'll stop

after bighead is born!? Hahahahaha!
sorry

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

that reminds me

I need to put a melon through a straw

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

Ah well.

I suppose I might as well read it. If it's free.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

if it's free,

it's for me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

Yay for Cockweasle quote.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

>> The Web - with added cocks <<

That's really something...far better then Web 2.0 or 3.5, really...

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

after getting that title picked I think I had better go into hiding..

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

*lights pitchspork*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

I didn't think anyone noticed...

How wrong I was. Kudos to rob for remembering what 'Man in a Suitcase' was though

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

May only work if you're from the black country....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

Kipper tie?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

R two sugars our kid!

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

No you may not

Use the lavatory like everyone else

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

*molest*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

*naughties*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Canapés?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

Then ye'll have to dae the washing-up!

/Glasgow

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

*washes*

Damn you Mr The Hat.

EDIT:Mr Sir

Washing up is the worst thing my mother ever invented.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

you didn't really have to . . .

it was just a pun Ah cannae pay!
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

*Groan*

Totally RISed.

You bugger.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

Also:

FUCKING SPANG!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

But surely they don't have computers there!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

Yes we do....

Well, I have to travel 8 miles but it's close enough...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

with cheese please!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

Think cheese.....

Think.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

dripping cheezy peas

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

bit hard to swallow, that

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

Beer can butty?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

*sends in Obi-Wan*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

Well, I'll goo to the foot of our stairs

bostin ay it that

tek a click

ow we spake is great ay it?

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Mrs.D, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Mmmmm... Lip-lickingly good.

Click for bigger

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

I like her sash

I said SASH

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

are you a bean counter or a bean flicker?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

Ooh you've really got your finger on the pulse today...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

hahahahah..... ow !my kidneys (beans)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

Don't flageolet yourself about it...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

But it still hurts around my heinz?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

that's a bit half baked

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

um, some one lentil me the joke.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

hahahaha!!

I office LOLled and i'm trying to keep a low profile!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

Well you've been keeping a very low profile round here young man...

'noon

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

the boss has been bitching about internet usage!

*looks about*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

You're never lurking...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

Et tu Trelly

*borrows Ives' net*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

I have an excuse

I've not been around

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

I don't know...

with that babbie growing inside you, you must be getting quite a-round!!!!LOLOLROFLCOPTERS

*doesn't even take coat off*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

I am actually

Considerably bulkier than I was!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

that sounded like Harry Enfield in my head...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

Considerably rounder than YOW

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

*is shocked*

no!
if i'm looking, i'm replying!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

So how come I haven't seen you around?

Eh? EH?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

www3.barnesy.org/board/8320359

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

Ah, fair do's

My new boss looks like Minky

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

lucky bugger

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

Doesn't have the accent hon

You're still ahead ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

YAY \o/

unfortunately he has the proximity

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

My, she's pretty...

Something about old fashioned ladies...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

i've just spend the last couple of days with hordes of them

a few are well into their 90's.

also woo.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

Saucy!

I bet they lapped you up...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

You work in a nursing home?

I was thinking more while they were still young... like my Micto girl:

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

no it's a volutary thing i do

st george's day sing song, and yesterday was the centres 18th birthday. i would post the flickr pages i just created for them but i don't trust anyone not to defile my pensioners.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

Probably wise.

I have someone I want defiling... but all in good time.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

I bet she sells Quillie's throat lozenges too!

Get fast relief when you suck Quillie's
ISIHAC

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

My Nan was an usherette in the war

She got it quite a bit in the toilets when the lads came home.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

*sits in the corner,

rocking gently*
nononononononononononononononononononoNO!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

(sorry)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

hahaha

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

Pfft!

^Yes!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

hahaha

oh god no..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

You! Hell! Now!

Where I shall be joining you... :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

dear oh dear!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

too soon?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

he was still swinging when I posted mine...so no :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

haha yes

that was marvelous.

Also, by "too soon" I meant "too whaley in the thamesy?"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

I bet you say that to all the girls

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

aye, i know it wasnt really too soon

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

bah, I'd gone done and tried to edit it into some sort of joke

but now it doesn't make sense.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

haha whut?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

hahaha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

hahahahaha!!!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

IVES!

*nearly man hungs*
*backs off*
*offers handshake*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

*bats hand away*

*mega manly hugs*
alright mater!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

*snuggles happily*

'lo squire

How's the glorious Victorian masterpiece that is Portsmouth?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

BURNING!!

but farehams ok.
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

Burning?

*wells up*

If you didn't live in Fareham I swear I'd never go back. The stalking opps are just TOO good to resist though.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

indeed...

so, what you wearing?
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

Black trilby, crisp white shirt, black tie, lots of badges and wristbands and things

jeans and trainers.

I'm a contrary bugger sometimes..

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

you dedicated follower of fashion you.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

lol

despair/suicide.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

SMart arse

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connor, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

This was the idea I couldn't bring myself to carry out

Thank you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

you sick fuck

*ignores*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

*makes rude gestures you can't see*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

*unignores*

*sees rude gestures*
*gets pissed off, but can't say anything because you're meant to be on ignore*
*gets confused*
*comfort-eats*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

winner!

see you in hell.

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

Superb!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

arf!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

that's just a bit too dark for me

(

bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

me too

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

*forms support group*

(

bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

One of the worst things I've seen on b3ta.

Woo!

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

Biggar

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

hahahahaha i fucking love this.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

aawww

poor wee Georgie!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

snake

Forgive bigness

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

*forgives*

Wha's the blue stuff?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

It's called "the sky".

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

*fears*

I have heard rumours of this "sky"...

does it hurt?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

it hurts like the Dickens

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

I'd better stay indoors then...

And work on my tunnel to get home again...

Only 12 more miles to go.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

Lucy in teh sky with diamond back

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

Are you pissed?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

Actulally yessss

i have knecked a few vodkas and cokes

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

It's illegal to operate b3ta under the influence.

You'll get three points on your interwebs license, or a two year surfing ban.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

breathelize this!

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

Have you just passed out unconcious on your keyboard,

or is that a genuine attempt at spelling?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

no just dyslxisz

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

*Coff *Coff

Blow on this ;)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

have to go

daughters woke up and i am a bit wobbly - need fresh air - see you l8r mastabator.......

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

Lol

Time to upgrade brain from Gutter to pavement.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

its a net

I am working at a house which has a stream running through it.

one of the guys fished it out, I then told them that they should have fucking left it alone.

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

what make o snake?

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

grass snake

It did have a joint in its mouth, but we took the joint and smoked it

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

sony

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

lol snakejack

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

Prodge is gonna kill you* for that...

*Ad-Block

Edit: Charming... *Ad-Blocks* And now, gone.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

que?

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

*ignored*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

The flashing stuff...

tis not good for some people's heads...

It's even messing with mine a little and I don't normally suffer flashing things...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

Gaaahhh...

*melts*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

omg *rants*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

Sings..

Badger, Badger, Badger, 'MUSHROOM', 'MUSHROOM'....

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

Wow

that gives me a major headache

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

And

me ample size breasts I MEAN a seizure. Sorry eyes wondered.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

keep you eyes

to yourself mr.

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

NO WORKY!

edit/ says something about facebook in the URL so blocked at work.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/n6050580735735395285.jpg

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

thank you!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

hahaha!

awww, bless!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

Beautiful.

Just beautifully done! Woo!

(

xandmi, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

That deserves

A round of applause !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

hahah

But Gordon is trying sooooooo hard to be loved.

He's even learnt a couple of new smiles. What more do you want?

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

IMHO a politician shouldn't be loved for their personality anyway...

"Oh I think I'll get the Tories back in again because that man has a lovely smile"

Give me a dull politician any day of the week.

Not that this is a) directed at you or b) and indication that Gordon is doing a good job. I'm just sayin' like...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

yes. this is what happens when you give idiots a vote

the sooner we put a stop to this democracy business and put me in charge the better.

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

You get my vote.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

what?

I haven't even kissed your baby yet.

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

is that what you kids are calling it these days?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

Would you want to be in charge of this nation of cretins?

I think I'd spare B3tans and B3tards, exterminate the rest...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

haven't you got that the wrong way round?

A world with only b3tans would be very silly indeed.

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

And all the better for it.

I firmly believe that overpopulation is at the root of all mankind's problems.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

I agree.

I have nothing against Mr. Brown himself. Just his government. Mind you, what has he actually done since being in office?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

There is that...

I was particularly mystified a few weeks ago though with the makeup and a hair cut for US TV thing.

Some radio DJ called it "the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!"

Really? Everyone else does it for American TV...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

Very good.. Mr Llama disagrees with George.. :)

(Roberts ?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

I did a Brown Gnops a while back

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

top gnops!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

A little

bit of wee came out :)

(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

Superb...

:o))

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

Awwww

poor george lost his playmate :( Who's he going to commit genocide with now?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

Paris Hilton.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

"Georgie, I'm, like SO bored with ordering the death of hundreds of thousands of, like, civilians.

Let's make a, like, sex tape."
"Yes Paris, ongoingly sexalation is videoistically actionable at this time. God bless America Online."

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

Bless them.

Offspring from such a union would have staggering intellectual capacities. I'm scared just thinking of it.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

*raises hand*

I'm free Wednesday lunchtime
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

We'll need a commitment to a whole afternoon I think.

There are literally brazillians of them to wipe out.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

I'm now officially scared

With their budget and your puns - no-one would be safe

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

heheheheheheheahahahhahahahahahakekekekekkekekeke

*giggle* *gaffaw*
goodnight.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

nice

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

that is all the woo you woo hogger!!

*clicks*
click hogger!
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

I think the best thing for Gordon to do would be to

FUCK OFF

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

great stuff there

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

Gordon brown is a fucking spacka

100% fact.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

quite a p.c. post I thought.. coughs..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

LOL RACISM!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

lacist.

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

O_o

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

LOL gays....

LOL

oh no wait - i'm not actually laughing. and this has nothing to do with the compo.

Well done! I'm sure your mother loves you.

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

anyway

We found a grass snake at work today, they are so ace looking

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

was it a big one?

What sort of colour was it?

edit/ I fucking love snakes me.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

You'd love my house

It has TWO snakes ^_^

Everglades Rat Snakes are lully.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

I used to have an albino corn snake!

He was called charly, and he was awesome.

edit: he was actually an amelanistic red, gorgeous.

(

Hellzapoppin, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

I used to have a pair of garter snakes

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

I had some in my garden

they kept getting in the pond and chasing the tadpoles

:)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

Tadpoles are baby snakes.

Perhaps it was rounding them up to give them their supper?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

Nice...

Photos, or it is not true!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

LOFRs... LACIST!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

Small yellow monkeys, number one beautiful cherry blossom

small cocks.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

Gladator/Prediator

A bit quick and subtle

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

Now THAT I would watch!

Awww why isn't anybody posting seamy stuff? I spent a very productive lunchbreak making a seam horse and I have nothing to use it on :(

EDIT sorry Mr. McF - that remark would appear to have got your thread filled with seamhorses. Profuse apologies :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

The bastards!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

be patient

and don't thrust it at the first imperfect picture you see, bide your time and wait to strike...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

*bides*

*twiddles thumbs*

nah - first thing gets posted that is anything less than perfect is gonna get horsed ;p

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

I leik

I'd do an AvG post, but some of us are supposed to be working :S

(

pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

Ah, yes - hence the...

..."a bit quick and subtle"

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

Desktop cleanup teim

...finding stuff I made and forgot about.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

You'll never find a nessie in the Zoo...

LOCK NESS

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Conestants

You will go on my first Thistle Whistle....

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

McToot blows on his bagpipes

while Elspeth and Angus watch those notes go floating across the waves...!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

I saw this on the Loch Ness webcam

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

I have never watched notes float across waves.

And who is Elspeth?

*outrages*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

Sockness

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

Yay!

"Sock" Shiels.

Edit: Actually probably very few people will get this reference... wate...

Here: this is the hand and arm of Tony "Doc" Shiels, who did this for a joke and got taken too seriously by some people.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

Hahahaha!

not seen thissun!
Yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

it's very rare to see one

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

C]:0D

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

Oh wow

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

Question

What does it eat ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

wild haggis

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

yaay!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

i wouldn't want one of them swimming up me arse

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

I'll try anything twice.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

like to see you try something fatal twice :p

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

I saw the finished jousting

- Brilliant :)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

Gradient Snake =O

*quite loves*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

he's fab!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

Awww!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

BOOER CONSTRICTER SAYS BOO

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

YAY!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

I don't spose you fancy another?

Nah thought not . . .
hehehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

I breathe so muxh better when you are posting....

Big in takes of breathe and all :o)

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

Another thing

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

nice

Emo(na) Lisa, hiding in the shadows because no-one understands?

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

This is not a rick roll

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhdYGhnQdiM
it's a song about a snake
with one eye

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

OoooooohhhhhSHI-

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

We all know what ullllllllrika love best (yes it is her face)

After a few tipples at noon and after some afternoon delight - my ideas are a bit - well make up your own mind.... Hurray to next Wednesday...

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

(

McBadger COW, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

PHWOAAAAAAAAAAAAR

WOULD GET HER UP HERE I WANNA BOOF HER

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

We needs

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

i hate spinach

my mum used to make me eat it. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

Apologies to Wasp Box

but for some reason Maggie looked waaaay too much like my elderly mum in his pic. I had to change it.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

carole?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

Jockeye

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

Arf, hoots and other Scottish sayings

hoots and other Scottish sayings'lo Prod :)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

lo pot :)x

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

:-)

I think I'll send this to me dad. actually, why bother he's in the same house.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

braw!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

de ye min' a Caithness hoosie

wi' it's wee but and ben,

FUCK ME POETRY I DIDN'T THINK THAT I WAS THAT PISSED

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

Yeah but

Are you not in Auz ? I.e. Now early hours of morning....... actually scrap that, SHOW HIM NOW !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

timezone phail

its 2322, and I did.

He approved! And like Harry Twatter's username which he also saw.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

Hahaha!

Help ma boab!
Jings!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

Crivens, jings and helpmaboab!

Neids muir Irn Bru!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

LOL MAGENTA COCK

Would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

I see by your profile

you love big cox
phwoarrrrrr

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

Lol

Im glad someone else said that, Either that or maybe he is trying to imply that he is a big....

Only fooling Keb/-\b

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

I thought for a mo

you were from T North?

But sadly no

eeeby gummmmmm

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

Anyone for Crab Lice ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

You should smell

what i smear on them

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

Its all just a seafood platter

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

mmm yummy

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Its a super plaice.........

crabs on yer cock or just a little winkle?

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

Im afraid

My sub is current on mission and is full of Seamen.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

ooooo matron

you are rude

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

Yup

Oh and the matron fainted what she saw the footlong I have..

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

Now i understand!!!

You are such a tease.....

Is there amy other way of refreshing the page my middle finger is awfully tired from all this scrolling?

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Well

Are you using it for your mouse too ? ;)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

OOOOOO

no that would be too messy

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

hehe

I love mess :D

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Nah I'm not a cock, I'm a turkey

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

eeezzzeee

tiger

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

This Turkey ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

Is that the

last one in the shop?

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

ITS FEMALE AND IT TALKS TO ME

*HUGS*

_{*takes opportunity to nibble ear*}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

ahhhhhh

bless him - sport

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

OH THAT'S AN INVITATION

*gropes*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

Id watch out for this fella

He has been putting Oreo's and worms in very odd places on himself.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

oik

thats nothing i have a pet hamster and i am a big fan of Richard Gere...

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

you on Mr Gere's Easter Egg hunt list then ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

Sorry

i just cant think of anything to witty reply :O

Hangon Whats so good about Maidenhead?

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

Nothing is overly

WOW fantastic about it but its a V nice place to live and just about far enough away from Slough.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

sluff?

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

U got it

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

Hamsters, this is a hamster

He is unhappy because he is lonely.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Buy him

A Shrubbery ! (cannot be arsed to check spellinz)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

I went to watch Gladiators yesterday in Shepperton studios...

It went on for over 6 hours (I left after 2 hours) and they kept harrassing the crowd into screaming and shouting every 5 minutes... most of the lady Gladiators looked like men (with two exceptions Ice and Inferno) and there was no Jet...

Overall opinion of Gladiators: Meh.
Overall opinion of Pic: W/Y/H.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

Venn will I learn...

(brain_blessed, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

hahahah brilliant!!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

hahaha....

that's silly so i like it

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

THAT IS NOT A GRAPH

WOO YAY TO THE TRUTHFULNESS OF YOUR PICTURE

(stops holding shift key)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

SPANG

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

hahaha

nicely

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

hahaha

good sillyness!

(

firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

haha superb

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

[why brian_blessed, you are spoiling us with your puns!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

arghhh venn diagrams

p(Snickers)= p(A+B)-p(A*B)

?

(GIbbonsrwild, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

I think someone had better keep a log of these maths puns

...

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

To what base?

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

very, very good :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

super duper.

this fucking nails b3ta.

(

mr spoons, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

how

can anyone be this clever?

(

zog why change it now?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

Fix!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

LIMP DICK

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

Well.

He must be a grower not a shower

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

I went on Cheggers Plays Pop with our school when I was a kid

The first game involved hauling yourself up an incline on a sled, then throwing a ball in a basket to score a point. When we got there, the floor manager and a couple of on set guys were trying to fix our sled. It clearly did't work properly but they went ahead anyway and we lost 'cos the whole thing was A FUCKING FIX. N.B. I was in the Hot Box quiz. I got my question right. The answer was 'Goombay Dance Band.'

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

I bet this scarred you for life

and you turned into a cynic.
No doubt you are homeless too and beg on the streets.
Famous people just don't realise was a detrimental affect their cheating ways can have on impressionable minds.
*shakes fist*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

I don't blame Cheggers

it was the faceless BBC corporation that cheated us out of victory. I think a vague hatred of the county of Cheshire stems from the fact the other school were from Cheshire.

Also, Altered Images were there to mime "I could be happy." Claire Grogan managed to get lamped by the guitarist, so they had to do a re-take.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

Lamped...

The favourite of all my expressions... :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

great stuff

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mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

I'm not sure...

...where this one came from. I suspect the contents of my lunchtime KFC "Variety Bucket" are to blame.

Is it Friday yet? Hello?

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

That's... er.

Well.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

^this

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

I've had a few jugs of the amber nectar

SO SHE IS SO FUCKING SEXY I WANNA BOOF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

*reaches for killing hammers*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

NOO

IT IS TEH SECHZEEEEEEEEE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

offers up manchebs

jiggle

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

massoff

should maybe do it better :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

WTF?

*loves video on profile*

*in the mouth*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

lols forgot about that

...mouth?..

fear.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

Don't worry...

I can't technically do that.

*lacks penis*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

that's not a female robot

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

stop being sexy

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

sorry I can't help it

you want some huny?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

I just had some tea and a chocolate hobnob.

It was so nice I had to celebrate by drawing it.

Yums.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

Looks like an oreo

BUT YAY ANYWAY

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

Hallowed be the oreo

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

twist, lick, dunk

what ther fuck is that all about? fucking american biscuits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

ad is full of continuity errors

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

and is fucking shameful.

"Oreos: make your child taunt a dog, then complain when it gets its stupid middle class face ripped the fuck off"

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

this too

what's wrong with custard creams?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

yes yes they're all wrong

but broken up in ice-cream, oh yeah. Americans can do some things right, and adding sugary things to sugary things is one of them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Thy dunking done as it is in Devon,
Women give us this day our daily head and forgive us our sins as we fogive those who post over 50k.

Thy will be done on B3TA as in Heaven.
Forum ever and ever.

AMEN!

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

Our beer,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage's,
As we forgive those who piss on our hubcaps.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the lager, The ale and The stout.
BARMEN.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

MAJOR RESPECT

Love it K3b/-\b I sware you were given a brain from the same batch as me in creation !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

be an honourary Aussie for the purposes of a skulling song:

HERE'S TO tfi049113 HE'S TRUE BLUE
HE'S A PISS POT THROUGH AND THROUGH
HE'S A WANKER SO THEY SAY
TRIED TO GET TO HEAVEN BUT WENT THE OTHER WAY
HE WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN ....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

LMAO

KEB/-\B !!!!

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

hahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

*APPLAUDS*

I don't like beer, but that was epic.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

not mine alas, vey old

that's the version as I recall it from the Sydney Uni Engo revue.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

Still

I like the way you brain works *As he brandishes saw and other random pain devices*

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

OOOHHH FETISH TEIM

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

I Inserts

In orifice. Like That ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

HARDER HARDER

OOOOO JESUS JESUS CHRIST

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Oh you like it

Say hello to the Phat

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

I love it's expression

aaaaaaand: some worms are simultaneous hermaphrodites, that in optimal conditions reproduce by mating. In non optimal conditions, to reproduce they divide into two non equal parts.

Oh dear too much booze, I'm trying to educate on internets.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

Well KEB/-|B

Ill leave the rest to you imagination !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

In any case

a lovely recitation.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

pfft

lol! rolf!

I had a similar thing just recently, but a chocolate digestive. Not a crazy chocolate HobNob LIKE SOME PEOPLE!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

You're right.

I'm ashamed of my pretentious hobnob ways now.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

regular hobnob is the best of the biscuits with cold milk

With tea, the humble digestive am win, IMO.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

Caramel digestives are the way forward.

They're delicious and they don't fall apart when you dunk them!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

That makes me happy baby

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

Yay for chocolate hobnobs!

And yay for your pic too.

\o/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

*gasp*

Heathen!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

there's a surprising number of us about...

the reign of the Jaffa Cake could be coming to an end. Not saying we're going to stage a military coup or anything, but maybe some kind of power share betweeen Chocolate Hob Nobs and Jaffa Cakes.

Ever the diplomat...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

pffffffttttttt....

chocolate coverered biscuits and a foppish extravigance, they are for the workshy. we need a utaltarian biscuit of the people.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

The digestive!

*yums*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

fuck jaffa cakes fuck hobnobs

VIVA LA TIMTAM

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

*googles*

so it's a penguin then?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

*seizes aussie flag* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

www.arnotts.com.au/products/TimTam.aspx

(that's me attacking you)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

BISCUIT WARS!!!

*unlimbers lance*
*charges*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

YOUR LANCE DROOPS IN THE STENCH OF MY GARLIC SAUCE

(good god, I'm starting to sound like bloodninja)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

Haha :D

Delicious

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

gleeeeeeeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Phew!

Thank goodness it was tea you had not the devils urine known as coffee

(

The Tig and me, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Were it not for coffee

I would probably not function at all.
I'm not saying that's a good or a bad thing. I'm just saying.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

well its not my beverage of choice

esp as Starfucks charge so much..

(

The Tig and me, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

beer

getting ugly people laid for ages

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

I want a chocolate hobnob

and a beer
and watch the snooker
and not be at work

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

My colleagues thank you

as I rush to make a round of tea :)
Not before I *click* though :D

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

I like your collegues.

They're so polite. And sexy. Grrrr.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

*sluurrrrrrp* ace!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

*wishes this was real*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

yeah!

im gonna have Coffee and a terry's Caramel Bite.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

Tea, man. TEA.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

Coffee?

COFFEE?!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

quoffee

QUOFFEE

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

I've tried to click "I like this"

But I'm on my phone and it doesn't seem to want to play O_o

Woo though! I need tea now =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

Damn.

ROB! I demand a recount. Does this board take into account postal votes and proxy votes?
YOUR SYSTEM IS FLAWED, ROB!!!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Had tea earlier, so now I'm havin'

With a Cadbury's Timeout

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Hmmmm

There should be a Celebrity Stop IN, StarF*CKS

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

I just had a cornish pastie...but have not celebrated it with a picture

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

That is because

a mere pasty cannot provide the feeling of awe that tea provides.
I pity you for the lack of tea in your life.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

I get by....one day at a time...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

This is the kind of thing I see when I close my eyes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

The Damaja?

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

No, the Miles Davis track.

Apparantly.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

aaaaaah i see.

even betterererer.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

hmmm

Edit: We'll always have a PENIS ! - With relevant ending image could be fun.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

haha :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

*spang*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

This is still my favourite image off b3ta

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Arf

This has bandwagon potential...
Flid
Sid
er
uhm
Thassit.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Don't forget Eucharist

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

this is getting obtuse

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

Oh god

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Font gags FTW!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

This is good

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

I have a Humphry Bogart hat

and still no one wants to boof me :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Probably because Humphry Bogart's severed head staring down at them is a bit of a turn off.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

haha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

no its a fancy black fedora

such as worn by bogie in some of his films. Recommended to me by a girl and STILL NO ONE HAS RUSHED TO COLLECT THEIR FREE SAMPLE OF GARLIC SAUCE

WHY WHY WHY WAT AM I DOIN RONG??????????/

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

Aren't you Austrailian?

There's your first mistake....

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

we have women

that actually have baths from time to time too.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

Hello

hello

(neonoctafish, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Oh dear

(

M o D, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Hello...

Hello...

(

TY&GN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

OH HAI DER LAWL.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Hello

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Pfffft, that's great!

hello there stranger!

(

This has given me some kind of idea

For a Giraffe Graph. But im too lazy...

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

been done unfortunately =]

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

where?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

bindun

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

Well hello gorgeous!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

hello . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

This...

...Made me giggle like a schoolgirl!

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

Major Office LOL!

* Now everyone is looking at me....

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

Will you start the fans please!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Hah.

Perfic.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

Singing

"Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer he more useful than a garden strimmer...."

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

Hello Beefheart related username

please post pictures here.
Pre-emptive edit: which you have made.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

[It's not me guvnor!

I bet it's that cheeky scap MrHorrible.]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

*ducks*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

*covers*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

*rolls*

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

*survives lava*

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(

mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

but, my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

You can't

both be jacob dyer who lives in bristol where it is fantastic. and sounds like barnaby bear. and likes barnaby bear who went to france one time. and also went to france. but some kid burnt his neck. and he didn't like it.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

Jacob dyer is a liar

as bristol is far from fantastic

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

www.youtube.com/user/JacobDyerMedia

(

mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

i know

i've seen

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

that's not how we do it here

please read the FAQ and qatch the board for a bit to get the idea, cheers

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

is that qatch

or kvatch?

These things are important, you know...

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

*picks up a case of Chomp bars and heads for the bunker*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

you want the /talk board

the menu is at the top, go there and say hello.
We require pictures.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

is it me you're looking for?

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

you are 49 years old

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Oh dear

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

I wonder if it swims in a sea of gel

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

Hello!

At lunch time I was caught short in the street, so I nipped down an alleyway and squatted in a doorway and sprayed torrents of foetid diarrhoea all about, moaning and groaning as the hot crap seared my poor ringpiece.

Turned out it wasn't an alley way at all, but London's famous Oxford Street!
Imagine my embarrassment.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

I can only imagine your embarrasment

as the other people doing that also turned inside out slightly and popped out a kidney or two!

try harder young man!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

I hate it when that happens

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Hello

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

That image worries me on many levels.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Hello.

TJ: Here's an updated version of the pic I posted on wednesday

Afternoon all!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

*has urge to colour in*

*fails from lack of photoshop at college*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

here,

have mine

woo click

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Nice

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

Hahaha

Did not even remotely notice that.

You must have been actively looking for a cock.

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

It leapt out at me

*whacks it with a wet woodbine*

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

Woo... What a big cock he has..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

it's U2!

Kill it with hammers and guns and knives and sticks and your cock if needs be.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

I'am so immature when it comes to Hi-Scores NSFW

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46146/1209125977/DSC00708.JPG

I'll post the game on links, tis rather addictive

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

NICE!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

That's SFW.

CUNTYBALLS FUCKSHAFT. See.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

You only need to link stuff if it looks like porn.

You are allowed to have swearing on the cunting board.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

that's safe for work that is simply naughty words.

CUNTBUBBLE
FUCKSPUNK

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

damned if you do, damned if you

FUCKING don't

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

NSFW!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Christ... I need a beer

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

you loon!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

*GRABS FRYING PAN*

*SPAAAAAAAAAANG*

_{I have beer, it is very tasty, all I need is a woman and I will be happy
(edit, I sort you out, mwhahaahaha now your replies make no sense!!!)}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

CHICK

This all made sence till smart arse above edited his comments !!!!!

CHICK /\

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

I'm thinking this kind (NSFW)

www.2wallpaper.com/weirdspot/naked_woman_street.jpg

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Damm work filter

Cannot be bother to log on server and disable.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

im actually thinking that it's the prelude to piss porn

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

i was thinking they'd done a good job airbrushing out the pile of poo

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

even I'm not that bad

but they airbrushed out a puddle or a pile. OR there was one or the other on the way

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

too bony

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

I DONT CARE IT DOES NOT HAVE BALLS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

the one with the shades and the flowery dress?

PHWOAR

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

I prefer women

to baby chickens

/80s PC brigade blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Women

Feed 56 times a day.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

YUMYUM.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

NO!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

WOULD

YEAH ID BE FEEDING 56 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

that's no women...

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Maybe not A Woman

but certainly enough for about 5 women.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

^this^

with extra fold sweat

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

She should be in the advertising for McDonalds

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

IM LOVIN IT

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

Can I take your order please:

Women from pic: Yeah can I av' a McCow init ?

McD Person : With or without Grass ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

hhhaahahahahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

god that would taste good

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

Sexing instructions:

1) Roll in flour
2) Go for the wet spot

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

just pick a flappy crevasse and go for it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

or for the alliterative:

Find a Fold and Fuck it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

oi what's wrong with my slang

(bloody poms)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

pervert

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fuscous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

GIT

GIT GIT GIT GIT oh and GIT

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Re: Above

Re: You re edit of comment K3B/-\B

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

YES!

the internets can now not get any better

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

*SPANGS WITH CONTENTS OF FRYING PAN STILL THERE*

Well done though, you made my friend laugh.

His name is Jon =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

/unlurks

SPANG!

&woo, of course

/relurkamafies

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McBadger COW, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

mr toast, what is this obsession with scrotums you have developed?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

no obsession

just seemed the right thing at the time :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

Beer @ 1pm?

COOL. I might join in.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

I want BEER

Gonna have to wait till been dragged to Tiger Tiger tonight! But then again being dragged by lost of WOMEN :D

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

CORR. Can I come?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

I dunno ?

Can you CUM ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

I hope so.

How do you do it?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

See

This man, He can help.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

I SHALL HIRE THE GOOD MAN FOR A THRUPPENNY PIECE.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

would be jealous if it was cider.

Stupid no alcohol allowed in college.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

Gutted unlucky :)

Hello.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

Hi ^_^

How is today?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

Snooker is on in ten minutes.

UNTIL 6PM. YAY. After that I plan on reading and bathing.

How are you?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

I want to watch the snooker

and have a beer
and not be at work

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Snooker fan are you?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Snooker loopy nuts are ye!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

I DOOH LUVS THE SNOOCKERS.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

Not huge

but I got a tenner on Maguire this year

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

You and your snooker.

I actually watched a little bit yesterday because my dad wanted to see this guy 'finish his break'... It was pretty impressive.

Reading and bathing are always nice ^_^

I'm not too bad, just keep generally getting attacked by someone trying to hijack my computer. Sorry in advance for any random posts such as 'penis penis penis penis penis' =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

I sort of expect you to type that anyway...

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

Regardless of what you think

I AM NOT ACTUALLY TWELVE

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

WHATEVER.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Mean

*sobs like an adult*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

*pouncelove*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

Weirdo, only liking crying people.

*hugs back reeeeally*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

>:(

YOU'RE GOING ON IGNORE. I TRY AND BE NICE AND COSY AND I GET CALLED A WEIRDO. HUMPF.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

Noooooooo

I didn't mean it, I swear!

Cosy again please, yeah? :-)

pleeeeease

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

PERHAPS.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

*offers cakey treats*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

You've won me over :)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

*glees*

^_^

I owe you so many cakes now, London's gonna be SPONGEY.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

Might be able to slip away today

desk move over the weekend, so we've got to pack our stuff up this arvo...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Ah, good luck, sir!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

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