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Hello, and welcome to the Lack.

GAZ me if you have too much jerky and feel like posting me some

Edit: Dave this is all your damn fault.

Everyone is just too fucking busy gaying you up with their eyes right now for anything else.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

The lack of EVERYTHING

'fades out in a twilight zone kind of way'

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

Yes.

This.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

How DARE you?!

woo!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

I forgot his hat

and as it was meant to be a faithful rendition of Indiana Jones I think I fucked it up.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

hahahaa

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

interesting alt text...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

It is a title ashally.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

interesting title ashally...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

Interesting...

*strokes beard*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

Wahtwingo!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

Sexy Dave

Dave recently received a text message describing him as "one sexy guy".
I couldn't see it myself, and the rest of the office was divided on just how sexy (or not sexy) Dave was.
In order to settle the matter, I posted the Sexy Dave survey to let the world decide.
So far, he seems to appeal mostly to men with a pretty poor response from the ladies.
Please take a few minutes to fill out the survey so that we can settle it once and for all.

The survey is here

This is a picture of Dave looking sexy

Sexy Dave

(tensheds, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

*ignores to save time*

EDIT: Right I'm going to have to love you and leave you all.
I think I'll play a couple of VR tracks extremely loudly and then potter off the Bedfordshire.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

It's Jeremy Kyle's younger brother

AICMFP.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Sounds like an ace plan!

Slither just came on my shuffle :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

You are sexy dave

aicmfp

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

You are Dexy save

And the Midnight Runners.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

You are sexy dave

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

He's got skinny legs.

Also: fail.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

evening, my cat is well!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

Excellent stuff!

Is it sexy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

no, gammy eye is too dribbly to be sexeh

it is fluffeh tho

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

Ahhhh, gamminess.

I had a gammy lizard for a bit but she's all good now. Scampering about like the stupid little cow that she is. Bless her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

yay

hooray for healthy pets

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

I've been fucking about and getting it wrong :(

What needs to happen here?

Grrr ...

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:43, archived)

DVDA scene hanging off the edge of it.

Four guys, your choice of stretchy lady.

Failing that I say apocalyptic- greys and oranges.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

Hahahaha Christ!

Yeah - I think you're right - it needs fucking right into orbit instead.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

That sounds EXCITING

Continue.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

what?

and do I need to wear a leotard?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

If you do you're not allowed within half a mile of set

enforceable with raised eyebrow and patented Serious Look.

I demand nakedity or some sort of Viking attire.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

*plaits hair

brandishes axe

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

Eyyyyyyyyyyy that's the spirit!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

This is unfair.

You know I'm bald. All I have left is nudity ( and moobs ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

get a big shiny helmet

(and something to put on yr head, badumtsssh)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

You can have bald Vikings.

You're not swanning up in your pipe and slippers so you can Terry Thomas about set and get all my makeup and hair girls in a lather. Oh no sir.

My set, my rules *points* and you will do as you are told.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

damn.

I really am more Terry Thomas than Harald Hardradasson these days.

Permission to smoke please? You said pipe and I've not smoked in 11 days.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

Hmm.

You may.

However between each drag you must remind yourself that this is a privilege, not a right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:16, archived)

bored octagenarian in a suit

waiting for the teenage russian girl to release her coffee enema over his lapels

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

HELLO!

You fabulous ball of stickiness, you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

ey up doll face

just on for a minute

how's you miss loveliness?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

I'm great, love

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

so am i

ok, gotta go now.
*MASSIVE HUGS*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

Bye!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

looks like your

feathering on selection edge for the suspension bits is a bit on the big side, so the overexposed sky is lightening up the clouds around the metalwork. try dropping it down to about a third of what it is for this go and see if it looks any better on the sky.
(also, where's the stuff under the bridge, assuming you're going HDR on this one)
edit: not that I've got anything to show on HDR myself, so feel free to ignore/abuse me on this :)

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

And his trousers are too short.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

And he's got too much head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

you can never get too much head

etc

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

Oh you crude chimpy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

what, it's good having a big head

plenty o' room for brains

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

Tasty brains.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

I don't like his shoes, either.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

They're a bit 'schoolboy'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Bollocks, they are exactly the same as the shoes I've got.

Although they are ones I had from school...

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

Well there you go then.

Plus he looks to be at leat 10 years older than you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:43, archived)

I don't know...I look pretty old.

It's the years of nihilistic despair and bad sleep routines...and the beard.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

Well yes but I know how old you are

and if he's your age I'll.....well, I'll admit defeat, I'm not eating clothing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

Well he has bald shins, so maybe he is older than me.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

Too many years of trousers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

kilts for all!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

Oh why must you tease me so?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

I honestly wish i could wear a kilt all the time

trousers are just stupid if you have underparts.

But i am a'banned

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

WHAT?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

I know

wouldn't go down well in the office either.

But i yearn for a utilikilt

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

I love a good kilt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

And is a little old to be sucking his thumb!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

I think that's his

'I'm chewing my nails for YOU, baby' sexyface.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

Yeah well it doesn't work

He's obviously too far down on the corporate ladder to be able to get a stationary allowance.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

Are you an authority on sexy men now?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:33, archived)

You forget

I am the authoritory on everything! He looks like un unsexy Dr Cox from Scrubs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

Johnny C?

HOW DARE YOU, SIR?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

McGinley.

Dr Cox.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

Still looks like a townie to me!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

Oh fuck, I'm glad I'm going!

*waves*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

Oh dear etc...

Have a TJ for whoever it was needing help with their maths further down the board. I had to plug in my scanner specially!

Edit: link's fixed

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Supergyrations, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

woo you for being a sweetheart

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

It meant ten minutes of not doing my own work!

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Supergyrations, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

well

you're a star anyway, this is what makes b3ta top notch

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

I concur!

And it was Rev Cleo who wanted it I believe!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

Oh my dear Lord!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

HELLO DAVE?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

I've got some jpegs belonging to you

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

you're my wife now

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

survey appears not to work.

or maybe it relies on some interweb magic which is being blocked by my browser/firewall.

Shit anyway.

edit: give him a glass of wine and a croissant and you could be on to something...

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

Sorry, posted the wrong link

Fixed now

(tensheds, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

My heart is black, and my lips are cold

Cities on flame with rock and roll
Three thousand guitars, they seem to cry
My ears will melt and then my eyes.

(Pelle ghola, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:33, archived)

He's trying to do suave, isn't he?

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in vino veritas, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

trying

being the operative word here.

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

Whaddaya mean you forgot to pack the f***ing wheels?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

rowr!

That's not a pic of Dave looking sexy, that's him after he's just finished eating a bourbon cream.

(Trashmag, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

what the fuck is up with teh board today?

bloody tuesdays....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

on a scale of fuck off

you're roughly a 'fuck off'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

We need more Lemon Pledge.

You need more Lemon Pledge?
Yes.
We're not responsible for that, you should just bring it from your own home.
Noooo....

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:43, archived)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

haha

ERROR: ERROR

dunno why that part was what made me chuckle

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

Hmmm! Am I sexy or not? I just can't decide! Oh, I've got it! Let's ask the INTERNET.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

Godamnit Dave you sexy mother fucker.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

tuesday?

ah yes. i see

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

this is not sexy!

he looks like he's about to do a survey!

and get that thumb out of your mouth! you don't know where the fuck it's been!

and he's a bloody hippy! get your fucking hair cut!

hippy!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

Don't hate her because she's beautiful.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

Nice work!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

Amy Winemouse!

Doesn't look stoned enough.

Woo!

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

She's a tribute Winemouse

and, like, completely teetotal.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

I heard she once hit it heavy on the brie and bread though.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

"Hitting the Brie"-- now there's a good euphemism for something.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

But sitting on the edge of a condom:P

wootimestoo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

pfft!

I hadn't noticed that.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

Yeah

That's my job.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:33, archived)

Pffft

Very nicely done!

:D

Edit: I must off!
Nite all!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

I bet she has

a terrible cheese habit!

woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

Just can't get enough of that aged gouda, I hear.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Haha, that's a lovely little image.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

What do you mean, "Welcome to b3ta?"

I've been here bloody ages! :D

Edit: (Also, hi cockalorum!)

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

I'm just being fucking

polite you cunt.

( edit: sorry, I was just pulling out some old shit for a laugh. I truly do woo your pic and beg your forgiveness for implying noobness ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

And I wooyay your wooing pic

It is most woo.

Also, I forgive you for calling me a cunt. You mong.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

don't listen to him, he's just a n00b ;)

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

haha

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

I was just about to ask why you are 'failing' this pic.

Hi-cockolorum

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

A little bit o fash goes a long way

(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

hahaha nice one man bandwagon

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

John Fashanu. John Fashanu.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xLuaqNoxjro
John Fashanu.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

AWOOOGA

oh dear :|

(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

Arse....

Elbow....
Justin Fashanu Joke....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:07, archived)

Knees and toes, knees and toes?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

And eyes and ears and mouth and

FASH!

Ah ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

He'll save every one of us!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

*now has the image of Avid Merrion telling him to fuc' us*

Awooga indeed.

(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

Eueew!

Nice.

yes I am aware of the contradiction

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

this makes me so horny.

WOULD ALL OVER THIS THREAD AND THEN SOME

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

I *heart* those Nutrigrain ads...

(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

Needs more hat.

lulz though.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Genuine LOL :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

i watched "downfall" last night

fucking intense. honestly. i can't watch the "hitler gets banned" video anymore :-P

also: woolol!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:07, archived)

Zey cancelled my subscription D:<

I want to get an Xbox360 at one point, but for the moment I'll just try to download everything on steam.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

hahaha

this is fantastic

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

Another one I did ages ago

Remember back in 2004, there was all that kerfuffle when Janet Jackson accidentally flashed one of her tits at the Superbowl half-time show? In 2005, the organisers wanted to avoid such controversy by hiring a very uncontroversial singer such as Paul McCartney for the half-time show. However, things took an unexpected turn when they realised he had a 'mutation'.

NSFW

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:56, archived)

oh now you're in for it

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

isn't that

what you're supposed to do for nsfw pictures?

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charlie?, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

yes,

but he has posted 3 threads in very quick succession. best to put them all in one thread to keep people happy.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

pssst, just a heads up.

If you've got several, put 'em all in the same thread. It'll save you being ripped a new one in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

Don't worry

that's my last for this compo.

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

thunderbirds are GO!!!

dun dun dun dun dun dun.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

What?

80's chocolate bar?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

*Harmonicas*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

54321

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

Didn't take long to find...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR5iuY5RZ1w

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

no I meant 12345:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

Also NSFW

www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/lovesexy.jpg

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

Needs more colour matching

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

He doesn't get 'em out much

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

Pffft.

Good perspective match though.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

It was hell trying to find that pair.....

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

"Tits, tits everywhere, and not a bit for wank."

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

What kind of colour matching algorithm are you using?

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

I think on that I just changed the brightness

it was just a Q&D for the Prince compo.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Carefull........

its a well known fact that Prince browses the b3ta images, and he likes to sue when he finds pictures of himself....

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turb0t, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

~~sue~~ wank

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Supergyrations, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

my right tit is better than paul mccartney! HURRAH

so's my left one.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

Your tits can write music?

Laudable.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

haha i just clicked "i like this"

pft. and yes they can.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

I think I am beginning to like your tits.

Can I get their number?

(Don't just say 1 and 2)

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

but the only problem with that is..they come with me attached

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

And I must say,

no-one wants that ;)

Well apart from me but I'm mental ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

exactly. noone wants me except mantal types!

and even some of them don't want me

OH FUCKING WOE IS ME

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:07, archived)

I want you :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

why?

you really are mental.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

*No Im not!*

Here is a video of me to prove it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHbiYRAid1s&feature=related

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

Yes but you're moist and supple and succulent and lovely and divine.

In fact there could be a serious trouser engoring problem just having you and your breasts in the same room at the same time.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:08, archived)

but me and my tits are always in the same room.

unless i stand in the doorway and lean forward a bit.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

"We were thinking of doing up the spare room."

"No, a womb."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

haha.

you still up for getting hitched?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

Of course.

But only if you rub my shoulders occasionally when I am stressed out.

And let me sleep with men.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

aww i'd love nothing more than to rub your shoulders.

and you can sleep with men if i can as well.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Only if they are young nubile men.

Also no-one has ever omitted that they would like to rub my shoulders, this turn of events worries and arouses me.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

worries you? oh bugger :(

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

It is rather.

Who would want to rub my shoulders?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

I'm pretty sure they'd make me sing!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

What, at gunpoint?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

I was thinking more at nipple point.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

After getting his new album free with the mail

I can say it wouldn't take much to beat him these days.

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

Seriously,

could you just fuck off now?

I have tried being nice to you, but now youre just acting like an utter cunt.

My apologies for my language to anyone other than the poster who I may offend.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

YOU FUCKING CALL THAT FUCKING BAD LANGUAGE YOU FUCKING CUNTY FLAP BADGERY TWAT FACED FUCKWIT?

THATS NOTHING..GET A LOAD OF THIS...

POO! WILLY! BUM!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

Oi Dolly!

Get the fucking polaroid you cunt!

And do you know what?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

you kicked her in the cunt?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

I fucking kicked her in the cunt for half a fucking hour and

I told her to get a fucking Polaroid of that!

And do you know what?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

For fuck's sake

how the fuck would anybody on this fucking board be fucking offended by the word 'fuck' given all the fucking uses of fuck that get fucking used regularly here in Fuckville?

Now, the word 'cunt'...well THAT'S another matter.

/stomps off offended.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

See that big thing marked door?

I'm just going to invoke the way of the puppies by doing this...

...

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

Are all your replies gonna contain Big Train vidage?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

Cany you think of anything better?

huh?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

Yes,

Jam was better ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

What's the shiny background?

goatse?

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Grassland-Samurai-58067210

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:08, archived)

Oooh.

I'm sure I've seen you post that without the background.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

lo cuntalorum!

not sure how to woo a fail ;)

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

Your gif is not vista friendly.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

BAND ON THE RUN...

His music is shite [Y]

(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

This is an elephant. That is the truth.

(Pelle ghola, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

Reminds me of the fear.

A good fear though.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

that t-shirt makes me want to cry!

PROG MUST BE DEAD! IT IS EVIL!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

Naff Off!

Certain prog bands were ace!

How do you lovely specimen? Feeling any less meh?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:55, archived)

and many many many many many more were fucking dire.

yes have a lot to fucking answer for!!!

still feel pretty icky, the gland is still massive and painful in my jaw. and how is sir?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:56, archived)

I will let you off,

but Keys to Ascension was fucking ace!

Sir is lovely jubbly tanks :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

this reminds me.

I must listen to opeth's new album.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:56, archived)

but but but

some of its fucking amazing!

some

SOME

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:56, archived)

again, a very very small some

far out weighed by the shite ones.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

It really depends on the artist.

High-tech noodling sucks.
Peter Hammill singing about lighthouses is great.

(Pelle ghola, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

too many moogs and synths spoil the brew...

please take note rick wakeman!!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

Well,

Yes are indeed shite.
But it's the same deal with most genres, isn't it?
The best known acts are usually terrible.

(Pelle ghola, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

i dunno...i worked in a record shop for ayear with 2 big prog fans

and some of the bloody hard to find obscure stuff was pretty fucking awful.

amon duul II are alright for a bit of a giggle..

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

Amon Düül II rock.

But they never forgot how to keep rocking.

And I think "prog" in the most commonly used sense refers to the type of bands like Yes, the endless technical-stuff, not "progressive rock" in the broader sense of the word (rock that is actually progressive).
Either that, or I'm just a pretentious arsehole.

(Pelle ghola, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

I dont know about you,

but I just did a lovely smelling fart!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

yay!

and nnnnng

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

One I did ages ago

for the 2004 US election. It's George Bush warped to look more like John Kerry.

(

mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

So a repost in a new thread then?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

WOW! NOW THATS A GOOD IDEA!

I HOPE NOONE ELSE THINKS OF IT!

hello sir!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

Kitty!

*sqweezes*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

hello young man!

*orgasms*

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:55, archived)

Young Man.

There's a thing I haven't been called for, ooh a long time.
You still jobless?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

yeeeah

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

Boo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

bs!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

marm

HOw are things in groovetown? Had Paramore and 30 secs from Mars dowm my next of the woods the other day!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:55, archived)

History thread.

Examine the causes.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

Mmmm Cheesy.

Scuse the seams, my software has gone tits up and I cannot change the brush size!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

I like using sai.

I think you should try it out.

My, how bizarre.

Well painted nails though.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

Arf!

You loon! Be careful though. Hank with an E may question your use of the English language ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

LOLROFL

Oh Sorry,I meant I am laughing out loud erstwhile rolling on the floor,

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

ahahaha

i made a point of changing "tactics" to "tic-tacs" in any history lessons i had

the teacher did not find an essay on "Hitler's aggressive tic-tacs" funny

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

ARG! MEIN MINTY TACS!

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

Arf!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

Jughead from Screeching Weasel has a

tattoe.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

OI!

give those back.

Click for bigger (188KB)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

Shirley they're jam flavoured? as in toe-jam

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

hehehe to this and that^

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

yummy yum

(pdjpdj, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

sorry

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

Haha!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I feel bad for actually LOLing at that :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

I feel bad for making it in the first place :P

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

So you fucking should!

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

I was expecting a whiffy smell!

Woo.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

hahaha, nice

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

hahaha

many woos and a click!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

hahaha!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

hehehe!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

that's great :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

hahaha not seen tha' :D

*click*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

ta.

it's not the highest scoring game ever.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:56, archived)

It's the nazis!

Or another generic stargate group of baddies.

Ace though.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

I see an fp..haha brill

www.b3ta.com/board/6734126

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 21 May 2008, 4:49, archived)

it would appear i nicked your idea

i even commented on your post, although i really don't remember doing so but i guess it must have stuck with me. i do remember just posting steve doing his thing as a gif, and then later trying to find something to do with the source image, the result is that up there.

you got there first.
thanks for the inspiration.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 9:26, archived)

*pops in*

Hahaha
Christ

*pops out*

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

Hahaha

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

Sort of a like a reverse René Magritte

Probably NSFW.

(

mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

That has given me the fear!

Thanks ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

That's just shit.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

i was taught that...

...if you cant say anything nice...dont say anything at all...

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

Sometimes it is necessary to say

"This is wrong. Stop it. Do not do it again. You are upsetting the apple cart and this is not acceptable."

Sometimes.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

sometimes it is good

to say just enough to imply that if you were actually impolite enough to speak your mind you might be very, very insulting and dismissive of a persons fucking disastrous attempts to climb out of the primidiot ooze in a bid to be noticed.
Sometimes.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

i love you

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

I'll just leave this here...

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

Again?

I still love it :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

Well I just spent the last half hour re-optimising

I shall un-compo the old one now.

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

Whatever you respost whore ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

*shows leg*

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

{o_O}

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

Why does that remind me of

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince stalking Jockeys in the Serengeti?

...

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

Thats a fair point you make there.

Why didnt they get in trouble like we did?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:55, archived)

Hahahaahafucking hell!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:55, archived)

You need to swat up on your Big train:P

...

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

lolwtf

(

thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

HAHAHA

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

TEA TEA TEA - Cup Of Brown Joy help needed

Is it against B3ta protocol to post stuff like the following... If it is, accept my apology in advance, let me know and I'll happily remove it.

That Said...I could really use the B3TA army's help.

If you have enjoyed our ramblings of a tealike nature, I would ask you to stand up and be counted!

We have entered a competition, the prize therein is to have our film shown on 200 odd UK cinemas for a YEAR!! That plust a fair lump of cash to make something new. And ohhhh - have I got some ideas.

PLEASE PLEASE - go here
www.virginmediashorts.com/film/1543551330
and vote us up / comment your hearts out and generally be lovely to us.

We thank you for your continued support and we love you in a very special warm way.

Firm handshakes and still upper lips,

Moog & Elemental

(iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

I'll be honest with you,

you have probably lost a lot of votes here :)

You should have posted this on the links board for a start. You've been here for nearly a year now, so you should know that.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

This

and it's a shame as people might well have voted otherwise.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

Aye :(

Oh well. He's made his bed, let him lie in it!

And we can shite in it ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

oops

well - my apologies for not knowing protocol...

(iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

EDIT: - hahahaha that was fucking genius!

have a vote

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh make it go away!

but yes, it is rather wonderful (if rather mighty boosh-ish)

(

charlie?, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:56, archived)

stick it on links there's a good chap

ps I loved it, consider it clicked/ voted/ loved

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

If you'd read the FAQ

then you would know that it's "against B3ta protocol". ;)

I'll take a look anyway, 'cause I'm nice like that...

[Edit] Ooo, I loved this the first time I saw it. Still just as good now. :D

All is forgiven. At least from me. :) (And I've voted, by the way)

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

My, what skinny legs.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

Stands up to be counted

such a thing of genius and enjoyment deserves to be seen by everyone, and it would make my cinema going all the more enjoyable to see that before every film I see :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

stick your tea

up your arse you spamming, British sounding, cunt.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

bugger protocol

done, with the greatest of pleasure.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

Excellent song

despite all of the above. Voted for and link duly forwarded to other lovers of tea. Good luck!

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 20 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

you're lucky this is fucking brilliant

you owe us. ok.

votes, but not happily.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

Where's the clutch?

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

Spang, spang spangidy SPANG

And have that as a lesson young man....tsk the punning of the youth today ;)

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

hahahahahaha that took me a couple of seconds there

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

oh argh

argh argh argh

argh i say

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

pffft

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

Hahaha!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

*groan*

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

Awesome Welles,

I just thought I'd mention it before you looked foolish: auto stands for automobile not automatic transmission.

Nice shopping, though. Great job! :)

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

that's the whole joke, that he changed the meaning of the word

...

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

just humour him

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

but... but...

*head explodes*

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

that's the whole joke, that he pretended not to get the joke

...

(

charlie?, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

You find it humourous that people are corrupting our language, making abitrary words completely meaningless?

That it's no longer small losses of words like "literally" and "begs the question" but we're just going to start loosing words completely at random? That amuses you?

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:31, archived)

Actually,

If you want to dig a hole you should use a spade ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

racist...

*kiddin*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:34, archived)

You're the racist.

You spacker.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

eh?

it wasn't said with intent :(

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

I'll intent your intent *shakes fist*

I declare fisticuffs!

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

if it's boxing on Wii sports, you're on

/is the only fighting I'm any good at. Those pixels quake with fear

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

I shall attack you with farting cats at teatime.

Mein gott those kitties can do a pwoof.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

I am racist!

*not kiddin* ;)

It's true though. I dislike the fact that people don't know the difference between the two :)

"I believe in calling a spayed a spayed!"

"Oi! No Bollocks!"

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

they should have told my cat that before the operation... ;)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

Have you noticed that when a cat is spayed, they revert back to kitten mentality?

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

aye, they do a bit :)

mind you, their claws tend to feel sharper

*has the scars*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

It was the best card I ever received with that

cartoon on the front :)

It was so good I framed it :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

This

although I have dug a hole with a shovel before.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

we no longer use the word sapde, it's been set loose

ask Hank with an E

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

Sapdes?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

WTF?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

Here's your coat

*passes*

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

Hey Occulus

thanks for handing me my coat over the internet.

I just wanted to tell you, it's no big deal, but I actually don't have any arms and I'm kind of sensitive about the subject and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't mention it in the future.

Thanks a lot, man!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)

Give that man a hand....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

A chap was cycling along the other day

and as he passed my kids he started cycling with no hands.

This pissed me off and I said so - there was no need to make life a bit more dangerous just as he came past the buggy.

"Oi!" I said "Hold on to the fucking bars!".
"What?" Retorts this chap.
"Two fucking hands!" says I
"I have only got one fucking hand" he replies.

He holds up his stump and I see it is true. I was still right and he was still wrong, but I was somewhat buggered for moral high ground.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

You just know he's going to come back as Darth Vader one day.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

tl;dr

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

'5k}f

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

'5k]f???

8uhyg#'[]q!!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

PERVERT!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

pretty much

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

Oh my....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)

Words can mean whatever the hell you like.

Just because some watery tart wrote a dictionary doesn't mean you have to believe all the meanings of words in it.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)

That is the point of a pun surely....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)

~~a pun~~ dave the hat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

Pffft

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

Just because he beat you in the great pun off ;)

How do Archie?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

I'm fine thank you squire...

and he only won on a technicality...

technically, he's nuts

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

Arf!

It's just too true :) And at the end of the day, who did better in the Uxbridge challenge? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:31, archived)

hehe :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:32, archived)

is it

i know nothing of cars and care even less, but i value my education. also couldn't give a pigs burp about a computer game neither.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

he he

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

that is all.

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

Hahaha

But Shadow of the Colossus is better than Okami shirley?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

Nope

Okami is beyond brilliant. It is huge, full of Japanese mythology, has the best characters ever, and is much like Zelda, but with more to do and a better story and likable characters.

It is out soon on the Wii, and I cannot express how much I enjoyed it. It got very little reception on the PS2, and Clover were sadly obliterated shortly after. As such, I want as many people to enjoy this game as possible, and for Clover to be rightfully honoured.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

I have played it and it was one of my favourite PS2 games, but SoTC was just beautiful.

The Clover game Godhand is also possibly one of the weirdest games ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:35, archived)

I miss Clover

They made the Viewtiful Joe series. I still say he should have been in SSBB instead of Sonic the Roadkill. Sonic should leap into the air and throw rings around every time he gets punched in Smash Brothers.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

When I've finished my exams.

And I have spare time.

I shall finish: red steel, twilight princess, viewtiful joe, no more heroes (got rank 6 today =)) kingdom hearts 1 & 2.. um... then the sims?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

Killer7>No More Heroes

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

I want it

If people pay me to do stuff then I can buy it.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

define 'stuff'

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

I can draw, make skirts and some tops, fix basic computer problems, make objects out of fimo...

Also cook and knit.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

I'd pay you to stuff peope,

but that's a different matter.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

i got it for wii

It was amazing, I couldn't stop playing it.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

Hahahaha Spangola!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

Hahaha nice.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

Thanks all!

I hope Hanke is joking...

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

~~joking~~ wanking

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

Arf

The second one is obsolete.

Woo.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

Changing gear is one of the last moments of exercise I get in a day

don't be saying that even that is obsolete now...

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:35, archived)

I can not

conceive of driving a vehicle where I don't change the gearing when I need it. I accept that I don't need a clutch any more and I have even got used to using the paddles on my E36 ( even though I hated them at first ) but take away the choice of gear selection from me and I might as well be in an invalid carriage.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

Not really topical but what the hell...

(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:09, archived)

hahaha

zzzzzzzzzing

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:09, archived)

Is P69 about?

b3ta.com/links/Space_hopper_camera_strike

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

Yeah,

as usual he is under you ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

heh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

LURKER!

Are you named after the upside-down npower logos at the cricket?

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

a long long time ago

yes. just rediscovered b3ta.

(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

What a lovely idea.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

It's the dawning of the Lug Age . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

This is painfully bad

;¬)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

oh deary deary me

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

Terminal five- Gotta be better than Lost!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

newsbiscuit.com/article/season-five-of-lost-to-be-set-at-terminal-5

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

great minds...

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

I expect to see this in Nuts next week.

Well done Mr Lurker.

Just for next time, the file size is a little large.

50KB or lower is preferable around here.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

Squirrel Wars - Episode 6 - Return of the Jedi

"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the darkside"

"Father!.... Please!..... "

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

Lovely stuff

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

Jahled will be most pleased

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

Ooh brilly fab.

Is there room on the FP for this?

Prolly as it's you. ;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

hahahaha

ZZZZZZZAP!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

No Tits...

*Not real

*FACT

*PS. Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:51, archived)

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL yiff station

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:53, archived)

Excellent stuff!

bzzzzztzzzzz

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:54, archived)

Hahaha Marv!

Oh and i'll leave 3ds max to you! Gulp hehe

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Frogbeat, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:54, archived)

warned you it was expensive :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:55, archived)

hahaha

mint

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:56, archived)

I say

That's a bit special.

Noting you chatting about 3ds max ^^ I thought it was about time that I installed it on my new machine and finally learned some stuff. That was 6 weeks ago and every time I tried to start it, almost immediately it would pop up a box saying that it had an error and must close. Drove me fucking nuts.

It's fised now. For all of you out there that have Vista please don't install anything to the OS partition ( i.e. C:drive ) if there is a remote chance that it needs to write to that disk because even if you have admin privileges the program does not.

Fixed now, so if you could just fax me over some knowledge HT I'll be on my merry way.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

CTRL Z is undo

and F9 is quick render

That'll be £49 in tuition fees thanks

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

Hah, you're cheap.

*has seen the price of 3d tuition*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

I know those already.

To be honest, if you fancy whoring yourself out for a weekend of beer and tutelage I might just invite you to chez Zoot in the future.
There is nothing better than having someone explain things to you in person.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

I've got a few requests for that,

but my time is mighty precious and I'm working most weekends :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:09, archived)

I can stretch to hookers

but they are not going to be King's Cross standard ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

tempting, but I'm ok for sexual tricks thanks :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

Fuck it. I'll just buy the magazines.

It's just awesome for software right now and i'm very excited by a lot of things. I need to calm down and not try to dilute my understanding by learning too much at once.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

brilliant

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

Dear Mod

I want this on the front page and not that
fucking panda
lots of love
prodigy69

aaaaw look at darth squirrels wee worried face :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

Hahahahah

was your WWF pic FP'd?
(is much better than the shitty stolen one in my opinion, headbands on pandas FTW!)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

no but it was on the popular page for nearly 2 weeks

make of that as you will

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

the fp is luck

the popular page tells you people love you :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

and i

have been on neither!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

it also tell me the mods don't like me :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

thats so awesome

i'm not even going to pea my palpankittie :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

This is the bestestest of all goodnessesses

Woo, and may the fork be with you

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

so be it. jedi.

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

Fuck me that's ace.

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

This is ace

Woo, Sir

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

woot!!!

/Unlurk

woooot for ze empoooorer squirell...Nicely done

/Lurk

(Mozzer51 Wimbling Wombles since, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

you sir,

are my hero

(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

RIS

pect

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:36, archived)

Open letter to HappyToast

Can you stop doing this. Other people cannot get on to the FP!

Woo

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:51, archived)

Dear b3ta. I need help =(

I thought I would ask you as you're more likely to be on than my Statistics 2 doing friends, and I'm really stuck on this. I'm having to learn S2 really quickly, as my tutor has been focusing mainly on core 3 and 4, instead of statistics, and I don't know how to find out k.

All I know is that I have to use the area beneath the curve, which is always 1.

And google is being a piece of poo and not giving me anything useful.

There's a picture beneath the questions for those who don't know enough statistics to help me.

-I figured it out! Yay!-

Uh, I'm not called Ikijigoku, that was the name of a person on a different site.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:43, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

Didn't take maths?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:46, archived)

_{FTF is this about}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:52, archived)

Statistics is annoying to learn.

Especially with no help.

I think I just figured it out though.

it involves integration from the f(x)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:53, archived)

the intergration

is easy to learn

i had to do a crash AS and Alevel maths course in uni

:P

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

Yeah.

That bit is piss.

You just have to remember what do to before and after integration, and remember to do the right bits, and add the sea.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

indeed

and im sorry but i never did statistics :P

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

Have you tried

turning it off and back on again?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

K isn't working that way.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

here

www.whatareweyourhomeworkbitches.com

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

It's not homework!

It's revision. My exam is on friday, and I've not been taught all my work.

I got my best mark in maths last year, so my parents made me carry it on out of school.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

I did not mean to be nasty hunny

I was just hoping some people could not help but click the link.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

...

.
.
.
....bastard.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

Do they not learn to hover over?

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

you would have

hoped so by now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:08, archived)

I use the internet on my Wii

and so lack that convinience. I also lack a spell checker, so I may have spelled convinience wrong. Twice.

Plus my remote is running out of batteries.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

0 in 9 people don't understand statistics

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:54, archived)

I am all seven of those people

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

I'm the other 12%

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

true

but 87.406% of all statistics are made up

(

kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:21, archived)

Just write RIS

all over the damn thing.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:55, archived)

Sorry but no!

I'm very rusty in that dept I'm afraid.

I'd suggest the Derren Brown speed reading revision though.

;)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:56, archived)

If only because to do it you have to do the devil's horns constantly.

"I'M FUCKING READING, YEAH!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:57, archived)

Hehehehe

It rawks!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

K is the static item that never changes . . .

(constant)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

Yeah.

And I had to find it.

I think I've got it now though, it's just integration. Most of this bit is integration.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

its there!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

No, you have to find it out.

What has k been doing recently?

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

its been on fucing holiday

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

Integrate the fuck out of it.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

i did S2 in January and have forgotten most of it

so forgive me if this is the wrong way to do it...

integral of kt^3 between 0 and 2 = 1
so (k*2^4)/4 - (k*0^4)/4 = 1
k = 1/4

As for the rest of it... i think you need to find the c.d.f. yesh?

(

charlie?, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:34, archived)

Yeah =D

If I'd not figured it out by reading around the internets some more, then you'd have been a life saver

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

If you need me to solve this for you,

you should have caught me 3 years ago before I chose Heroin over learning. Hence my lack of Maths and Further Maths A Levels....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

'ning folks

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:16, archived)

pff

you, sir, are a mental.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:20, archived)

^this

but in the nicest way possible

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:21, archived)

of course!

i wouldn't want to be nazi to him...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:21, archived)

You'll be

whatever I want if I'm paying ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:23, archived)

0_0

i only take mastercard.
that and cash.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

oh sorry.

I only have cock. Do you have change?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

as long as you have cock

we can waive the fee. but i call the shots ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

Yes Mistress.

Oh I need subjects for my portrait painting practice. Would you like me to do you madam? ( I'll need a hi-res head shot but I will give it the full magazine airbrush works before using it as a basis for painting so no need to worry about the odd blemish ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

indeed you can.

there are 2 in my profile, but if they're no good, i can email you one. i can't link for some reason, but email is fine.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

the pics in the profile are too small

and not detailed enough. I need something taken at about 2M and at least 1024 wide. No rush. I have plenty to be getting on with. I'm stuck on one at the moment. I've not looked at all the DVD lessons ;)

Click for bigger (350KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:46, archived)

oh, that's very nice

i really like her little outfit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

that image was used as an advert for hair colour products

its a top pic

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

I got it from

a photographer who posts on DA and works for Toni and guy plus others, the portfolio seems to be mostly hair models. I have some others to follow if I can get to grips with these techniques. I need a bigger tablet though. I'm gonna work on that this weekend.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:54, archived)

you sir

are very awesome

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:09, archived)

I would

he's a grumpy old cunt

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:23, archived)

YOUR MUM!

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:24, archived)

Haha.

I have no idea where you get that idea from. I'm making a list for the bash. All issues will be addressed in full.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:24, archived)

You're honouring us with your presence?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

I'm pretty sure I am driving down

but I don't know how long I will be there, it depends upon people accepting responsibility for their actions and if they can take the consequences without having me arrested.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

Excellent news!

My "b3tans I'd really like to meet" list will be rather short after this bash!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 19:35, archived)

oh good show that man

i was rather hoping you'd pop down

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

wait a second

YOU'RE COMING TO THE BASH?

can we beat up 90nz0?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

He's never pissed me off,

been abusive or said anything about me that I'd consider out of order so I'll have to leave him to you ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

I'll link you some select things

but mostly leeching pictures off my flickr and calling my sister's bloke a paedo because he's older than her is my issue, which I shall address in person.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:36, archived)

that aside, it's going to be a great weekend

and I am very much looking forward to meeting a few people.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:37, archived)

That's quite

a distasteful list of things just there. I'd be happy to stand in your corner.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

Hehehe.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 19:21, archived)

there's a Blockheads song in the new Ashton Kutcher film

(which i was made to see against my will, i might add)

i spent most of the rest of the film wondering what he'd think of that

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charlie?, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:09, archived)

Achtung Baby!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:10, archived)

Achtung Bono!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

hitler plays guitar through a bass amp!

He IS evil!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:11, archived)

A tweeter in woofer's clothing ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:13, archived)

Rockin' with Lefty !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:11, archived)

rock me, adolf!

woo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:12, archived)

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:12, archived)

Haha

splendid

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:14, archived)

Ooh ooh rock me Adolf!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 19:16, archived)

Woo Fucking Yay!

That is fantastic! Well Done!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

where is the justice?

this is awesome and should be on the FP!
Lazy mod fucks!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

For Flatulence, Think Boots

I took a photo of this at a local Boots. Is it just me that finds it childishly amusing?

(LokiMD, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:59, archived)

why did i go to work

on a sunday?

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:00, archived)

Why would one want to fax a smoke screen?

nice reflections, bud

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:02, archived)

more importantly

why does the screeen need a warning? it's the smoke that's dangerous shirly

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:06, archived)

Doubtful.

They probably even have to use special transparant smoke so someone doesn't fall down a hole or something. If I ran this country then shops wouldn't have floors and would just be one large dug out pit lined with punji sticks!

/Daily Mail blog

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:08, archived)

You try sticking a label on smoke

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:08, archived)

they arent trying hard enough :)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:11, archived)

I, too, have seen one of these.

It is hilarious.

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:03, archived)

Ha!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 20 May 2008, 19:13, archived)

shall I join you then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:22, archived)

Please do

53000 is a monumental achievement...especially compared to 9000.

4

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 20 May 2008, 19:25, archived)

Pffft...better not

oops, this is The One™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:55, archived)

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