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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

For a minute I thought that was SherSock Holmes...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

but where is Dr Sockson?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

this is Holmes and Dr. Sockson

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

I should have known that you'd have already done it...

EDIT: hahahah dr Sockson.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

heheheheheheh! brillant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

Yaaay!

Do you have a collection of these anywhere?

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

yup...on my computer

going to stick em on the website, when I can be bothered

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

Heheh, please do :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

this is awesome

Is sock a source photo or did you pull one off your foot and take a picture?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

I think you've already asked this question.

no I found Sock on the internet...I contacted the guy who made him, and he said I could use him in the photoshops.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

cheers, not me that asked this, though

I did ask if you were the one that submitted to the bbc...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

a few have ask the question :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

Is that meant to be that bloke who commentates on the Horse racing?

Woo (again)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

These

are very funny

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

SOCK

go sock go \o/

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

yes!

thas well good, innit blud

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

you're a one man meme

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)

For teh minimalists

(Mantrid, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

Something's going on

but I'm not sure what

EDIT: Thankyou Sartori :D

That's actually quite brilliant...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

it's the goatse display team practicing

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

I really want this to exist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

ok, be at my house at 9 with 3 mates and we'll see what we can do

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

You couldn't handle just me, let alone if I was wearing three mates.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

you underestimate my powers of goatseiness

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

The goatse is wide in this one.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

One art please!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

Hmm...

...bridge shark chopper? Must be real!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Yay - now that is good!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

that is just floaty-nice

edit: good lord HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT!

now it's EVEN BETTER now I get it!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Bridge - yep

Helicopter - yep
Shark - yep

REAL!

EDIT: Mindpiss!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

I think the green ring should have been chopper and black ring the shark

but still nice.

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

FAKE, NO BRIDGE SHARK OR CHOLLYWOPTER!!!!

LOTS AND LOTS OF WOO THOUGH.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

haha that's class! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

very nice indeed

i wouldn't have got it if it wasn't for them^

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

now that i know what it is

it's terribly woo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

thats ace but i didn't get it :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

we all thought it surely?

original on page 10

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

omg that is beautiful

...er...woo

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

Yes - Wins!

Compo it - Compo it HARD

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

Jude?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

very nice work

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

hahhahaha!

I saw that pic earlier, I just knew it was gonna be done on here, but not as well as this :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

I'm amazed no one did it sooner

I almost did it at breakfast

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

mmm shiny!

shiny big cock

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

that's rather nice

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

Now that is a big cock...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

Please refrain from calling Happy Toast this ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

no worse than usual

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Hahaha... the ultimate insult

"You... you... Usual you!"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

I used to go to a coffee shop each day, and one day I got "Today's Grind"

It was really good, so the next day I went in, and said to the rather camp fellow serving "I had Today's Grind yesterday, but I've forgotton what it's called, so I suppose I'd like Yesterday's Grind." He smiled at this thought, and replied "Ooo that's quite a good bitchy remark, isn't it? 'Oh darling - you're just Yesterday's Grind ...'"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

Life must be shit

when you work in a coffee shop

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

I was working in the bar opposite. We ended up not paying each other for the products.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

hehehehe

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

Permission to use that expression

please!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

Hahaha of course permission granted - that's why I shared it!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Huzzah!

Now I must go to work and use it on customers :)

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

permission or not

i'll be using it ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

oh, my

*feels faint*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

Feels Monkey

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

I like this...

...but not in THAT way. Nice shininess Mr/Ms Toast! :D

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

It's sniffing the flowers

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

^this^ :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

well ill be...

...well i wont but woo

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The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

The man on the left

is obviously very impressed..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

New Olympic Mascot!?

Compo it!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

no its art innit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

haha

top wobbly action.

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Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Heheheh

it's sniffing the flowers :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

so what were you jumping off/floating over yesterday?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

Original:

Here

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

TRAMAMPOLINE!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

aww man..

trampoline!

'noon.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

'Nooooon

And for those who missed it:

Click for animation

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

is that you?

you look younger than i imagined, if it's you.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

That's because that was about six years ago

There's a pic in my profile of me a few days ago.

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

Nice hat

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

very nice indeed sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

It's a magenta flower so surely it should be a fanny

but this is still win!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

I love Jeff Koons

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WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

^this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

^this^

took the word right out of my mouth!

Also woo to pic.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

haha O.O

I'd hate to be stung by that triffid! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

I find it quite singular that you put so much effort into the reflections,

but didn't add in a shadow.

The cock is still quite hypnotic though....rising and falling....rising and falling.....your picture is pretty good too...

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

that would have required masking out the flowers

and I didn't want to spend more than 10 minutes on this really :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

I shudder to think how good your stuff would be

if you actually put any effort in :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

I get bored quickly, so it would just be unfinished :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

brilliant

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

Arf!

i have these sort of things to do at thoretta's second birthday next week.

*dreads garden full of toddlers*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

I saw that picture several days ago and wondered if I should mention it

on /board, but forgot.

Seems I should have.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

:¬\

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

colossal arse pfffffffffft

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

*is reminded of 'pickled penis' joke.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

10 points for guessing who's penis that is.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

Maggy Thatcher's

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

Not SSSS

it has no lips.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

Did you fluff yourself up first?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

oh very fnar fnar

It's quite a famous penis, I'm surprised no-one got it, the cock connoisseurs that you are...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

Is it...

...from Michelangelo's David?

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

YES!

10 points to you.

You know your penises, sir :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

Mmm...

...penises!

POINTS, I mean points!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

WILL POO ON TRIREME

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

civ4 much?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

Civ

best of all the long-long-long games.

Has anyone ever used sensible city names?
I suspect a goodly amount of players are, like me, entertained by having a capital city called "Bumbang".

My road through the mountains usually passes through a mining camp called "Tittywank Pass" as well.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

hohoho

green giant!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

HOHOHO!

grEEn gIANt

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

That's some scary mindpiss right there!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

damn you and your typing things at the same time as but posting them split seconds earlier!

damn them all to heck!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

woo!

i got my giant in first!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

eh what

Thread of jacks

I have a question that needs answering - in olden days did tourettes sufferers swear or did they use the words of the time, like fiddlesticks or poppycock in Victorian times instead of fuck and wanker?

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The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

a pox on cromwell!

odds bodkins!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

do you mean like swears of the future were programmed into their brains?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

well its like you only get olden style ghosts too

when did you get a chav ghost or a racing driver ghost?

and always midnight - even when the clocks change, they still out at midnight. pah!

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The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

Are you comparing tourettes sufferers with ghosts?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

but are there any reports of ghosts with tourettes or in wheelchairs?

ITS ALL LIES!!

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The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

what if you had a ghost with tourettes

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Then you've got one hell of a circus attraction.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

so future ghosts in the past?

I think future ghosts in the past would still do future swears.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

they could make up a 1800s-style advertising poster

FUTURE GHOSTS IN THE PAST:

STILL DOIN IT WITH THOSE FUTURE SWEARS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

they've been saying "cunt" for centuries

like "that Philipe of Spain- what a cunt"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

I want to believe in my swears of the future theory.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

you can still believe in that

cunt

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

I didn't think they invented tourettes

before Tennants Export.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

"Bounder"!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

egad, you blackguard!

*twitches*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

No, they definitely used modern swear words

and they were always in English too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

It probably manifested itself in the form of ticks and social faux pas.

like going "TK CCHTTCH HHUUUUUOOOHHHH" and jabbing a knife into a dessert instead of using the correct spoon.

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Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

He's out in the breeze and it's cold

An ancient version of the seinfeld joke where George had been in the pool.

We have much to learn from our ancient friends.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

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Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

He pees rusty water!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

If you don't follow boxing you might not understand this

(johnvixen, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

pffft

Who's he fighting then then?

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TY&GN, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

Michael Gomez I think

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

err..well

On saturday Michael Gomez, couldn't get any worse. I mean he's not ready for a world title shot yet, but he should now be fighting at least a fighter in the top 20 seen as though he's in Ring Magazines top 10. He needs to stop fighting bums, though i do blame this on Warren.

(johnvixen, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

Amir is 1/33 to win.

That's just wrong.

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TY&GN, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

Put him in a cage fight

Watch him get ripped a new one.

End of.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

*waits for the obligatory "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" animated gif*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

okay, here you go

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

oh don't be coy with me

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

never!

maybe a bit

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

oh very good

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

woo, woo, woo

and again woo!

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

i loved watching his fight before the hutton merryweather fight

what was it 1:32?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

1:12 I think.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

damn that was amazing

he just exploded. i've seen him out in sheffield. i would not want to fuck with him

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

Agreed.

That was the most time I've ever held an interest in boxing.
Still brilliant.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

*doesn't get the whole "sports" thing*

So excuse me while I threadjack:

Does anyone have any comments/thoughts on this hard drive? I need a new one for my Mac and this one is on offer at Amazon, I believe:
tinyurl.com/6q3bjb

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

That's quite pricey for an external hard drive of that size

check amazon, they have quite a few 500GB and 750Gb drives for that price.

there is a 500Gb Western Digital drive on there for £56

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

I've got a 500GB MyBook which is cheaper than that

it's fine if a tad noisy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

yer, I got the 750gig one - am surprised how noisy it is

looks nice though

*hypnotises self with blue light*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

I'd quite like a silent USB-powered one, really.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

Try this one:

tinyurl.com/3rqroy
It's one I've got and it's really good value for money, plus it's bigger space.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

The fact that it's got the word Value in its name puts me off.

Plus, there's some bad reviews of it on the Apple site.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

True, but that's all opinion.

Same as I reckon it's good.
I think it's only got 'Value' in it's title because it's an older model now.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

i'm far from an expert on these things

but i have a chum who spends longer than i consider healthy comparing prices of stuff gave me a leaflet for this lot
www.dabs4work.com
the other day, his company(big firm of city solicitors)use them and the prices look good,i'm rather taken with some of the monitors.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

22" for £110? - a bargain!

/realises that read out of context, the above reply may appear 'dodgy'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

that's what i thought

as soon as i find out what all that contrast ratio stuff means i may be tempted, i like the look of some of the lg stuff.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

The higher the number on the left of the colon, the better picture quality.

e.g. a monitor with a contrast ratio of 800:1 is shite, whereas 1200:1 is very good, but 1800:1 is optimum.

Lunch Time!

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

so this is ok then

www.dabs4work.com/ProductView.aspx?Quicklinx=4V2L
but a new one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

Yes, exceptionally so.

Especially for a computer monitor, LG monitors are superb.
You never have to worry about picture quality with them. You're only problem is built-in speaker won't be great.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

splendid

my speakers are off most of the time anyway. i hate things that make beeping, ping or any noises that tell me its doing something. also safeguards against unexpected horses.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

pffffft

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WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

Asky o'clock!

Now, I could have just taken the raised scar away about 30px below her left eye, but I didn't want to.

I have a very pale edge to it which, if I darken it looks daft too.

I wanted to draw the scar right down to her mouth, but I just ended up making a bad scar. Rather than post something which is technically okay, but not what i wanted, I am posting what I wanted, but technically lacking, in the hope of effective and constructive abuse and advice.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

Cock.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

Cock.

Sorry, no idea D:

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Also: she appears to have a small surprised creature hanging from her nostrils

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

ahaha

wait, you're right! :O

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

You smell of poo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

no, thats you.

oooooo!

*makes sucking noise*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

I got burned

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

get pissed instead.

much more fun.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

+on

This is YouTube material!

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

Maybe I will.

I just found out that much to my surprise, I passed everything in the last semester.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

ooo welldone!

i nearly passed out last night...but thats not quite the same.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

It's still something to be celebrated.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

that is FECKING awesomeness.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

apropos of nothing...

is there any way to stop her biting for a while?
Just asking, you see...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

hello manley

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Hello Amy.

If you wanted to know, the scar which I didn't finish on the left of the picture (right of her face) is a mare's arse, after it has given birth and complications have meant that the foal came out of her anus instead of her vagina.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

well you learn something new every day

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

Here you are:

www.horseproblems.com.au/Photo

The best picture on that site appears to be a vagina which has been sewn shut and forgotten:

www.horseproblems.com.au/Photo's/Veterinary%20Photos/Picture%20053.jpg

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

It's okay, she cut it open with scissors:

www.horseproblems.com.au/Photo

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

Eew.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

it's the one from girls aloud that no-one likes

nice tattyshopping

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

narrow it down

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

the one i don't want to have slippery sex with

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

surely it's a question of what order you'd do them in, not who you wouldn't

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

hmm, lets see

1:blond one,
2:dimple cheek one,
3:urm,
4:how many are there again?
5:profit,
.
.
99:ginger minger

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

Cock.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

RIS

What is it with this cock thing?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

COCK

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

Thank you

That explains all

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

that's quite good, for you

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

Haha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

It's funny because this is one of the least good things I have ever posted.

It's a half finished piece of shit which I wanted advice on.

This is good:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

it's a miniature man in a turban driving a roller skate up a wall

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

COCK

(sorry, it's very good, just had to join in)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

would

*edit* oh yeah, COCK

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

what's that tatoo again?

could do with more definition on the foliage

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

Foliage?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

just joshing

the foliage looks great it's the flower that needs some work.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

Last night, I dreamt that I had sex with a zombie.

I hope there's nothing Freudian there...
In fairness, she was a very nice person.

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but say your mother.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

I can imagine Freud as a child replying to everything with "ya mum"

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

that's a Freudian clit

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

"I wish you'd leave my fucking ears alone"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

officLOL

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Why is she sucking it's ear?

and is that B'rer rabbit?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

i can't hummus at the moment for some reason, so i'm illustrating a lovely poem

part 1

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

Fuck 'im...

...Robin was a cock anyway.

Woo to fly-in-boots!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

Needs more cock, Robin...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

amazingly i actually hadn't considered the inadvisability of posting a poem called "who killed cock robin?" on b3ta

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

B- Tom is trying very hard, but sometimes misses the cock!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

i miss the cock

i may have to get some more.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

You can have mine

I'm not using it

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

length? girth? i need information!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

To the Bat-Mobil

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

Like...

...a Playmobil batmobile?

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

Whatever...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

will a Bantam do?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

Henman! Henman!

Does whatever a hen can.!

/to be sung at Tim Henman

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

"Does whatever a hen can"!

- Which is f*ck all, quite frankly

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

llama man, llama man, does whatever a llama can

he can bleat, he can trot, he's got everything that a llama's got, look out, here comes the llama man!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

Christ Is it that time of year again!!!???

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

He must spend a fortune on shoes.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

Whats that up my arse batman?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

Cock, Robin,,,,,

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)

Holy bat butt plugs!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

Holy rusty sheriffs badge batman...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

holy unexpected HIV positive test result, Batman.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

holy celery bum whipping, Batman!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

deirdre rachid

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

It's prononced Dideree

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

now i feel sad

this poem has always stunned me. It's about guilt and honesty, works on a lot of levels. Woo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

it is great isn't it.

i really like the rhyme scheme as well.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

Little boots!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

i'm very much liking fly's boots

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

you don't remember what the childrens cartoon was with the spider in do you?

i think he was boots in the intro sequence and the program was just scored with no words?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

Boris the spider?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

It was just called Spider wasn't it

Always remember the one with the huge teddy bear!
or was it a Panda

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

I don't know.

I was far too busy watching teenage mutant NINJA turtles and Thundercats.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

A wise decision.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

Spider was years after thundercats shirely

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_%28TV_series%29

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

Who knows?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

thats it.

thats what i was thinking of

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

damn, I remember that

EDIT: no, I'm thinking of something else. It was just called "spider", had lyrics to the music in the background, and he didnt have boots. Everything was on a white background too

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

yeah thats it i think actually. hand drawn with big teef?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

was about to post the link, but was beaten to it :D

www.b3ta.com/board/8481808

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

spider in the bath?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

there's an animated series of shorts called

"fly tales", the protagonist was a fly with aodrable red shoes who had frequently gleeful times.

I used to watch dozens of episodes late at night when I had insomnia at university.

Edit:
linked due to not being my server

Further edit:
Youtube makes me happy again! I love his little expression.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

i think that might be partof what i'm thinking of

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

did you see the one where he was in the dog?

he flew around inside the dog, then flew out of its arse at the end

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

yes, lots of times.

My favourite is a half-remembered one where he just met a bunch of different beetles who all seemed to have different languages, so they gave up communicating and had a party instead.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

with my little eye?

two big fuck off eyes with multiple divisions, whoever wrote that was WRONG

/pedant rant over, lithium prescribed

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The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

well compared to a robin flies have quite small eyes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

Depends if the size is "compared to body" or "absolute, with a reference point being the human eye-size"

And a compound eye, despite being made of lots of cells, still counts as a single organ, doesn't it?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

only in so far as the neural connection

will cojoin signals at the level of the optic nerve prior to onward transmission to the magnocellular and parvocellur pathways*

*contain total lies, contents may settle

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The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

Ooooh

I thought he was wearing a gas mask!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

this is some trippy stuff

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

Yup... I see what you did there...

clicks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

Oh Freebs you SPANGy, SPANGy man... *click*

(oh, and compo it!)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

you forgot to compo this awful pun

SPANG! and click

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear,!

spang!

:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

Looks like

Ringo..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

Priest in a cot?

Double lollery opportunity! :D

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

Had to file name it

Oh god, wish I hadn't

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

BAD!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

If supermarkets were named after their clientelle...

Apologies to anyone genuinely nice who shops there.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

this is why i shop online now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)

you are a tinernets?

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

Best of all the shopping!

Except for impulse buys. I'm glad I still have places I can buy ill-advised DVDs when I get bored - Red Sonja hooray! :D

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

i can't impulse buy

my sister pays for everything and i give her the cash

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

I find...

...impulse buying of musical instruments to be most amusing :D

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

^This^

/has an accordion blog

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

you should impulse buy a ukulele

best impulse EVAR

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

i did and a digital tuner

had it a month, it's buried in the corner of the room under some stuff.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

i bought a second-hand guitar once

i couldn't play it, it had only 2 strings, it was splashed with blue paint, but i didn't care. i spent £1 on it and smashed it over my brother's head. well worth the money.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

you paid a pound to hit your brother?

I'd do it for free

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

*Shopped only please

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

I do believe that is

my Local ASDA in that pic...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

switch island?

that's the one it looks like to me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

Nah...

The Old Kent Road...

( I know..but at least its on the monopoly board..)

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

Old Kent Road?

Oh dear... you have my deepest sympathy...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

Im on the nice part...

.....

(actaully it isnt that bad, I live off it)

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

The nice part?

Surrey Quays then...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

Not that far actually..

Its more Bermondsey, the bit where I live..

You familiar with the area?.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

is there a nice part???

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

There is a nice part of the OKR?

You sure?
or are you Charlie Richardson?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

The bit I live is called

Avondale..

Which sounds a bit better than OKR...

*Now Peckham....now that can be a dangerous place*

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

It's one somewhere in Scotland (if my memory serves)...

...if that helps.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

It looks like mine too.

Its almost like they're designed to look the same...

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

If you could do hypnosis..

Put someone into a deep sleep in one ASDA, then re awaken them in another...

Oh the hilarity...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

Pfft!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

www.galactic-guide.com/articles/2S28.html

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

Round here the local Asda is in the arse end of High Wycombe

which says it all, as even the nicer bits of Wycombe are full of cunts.

Right, ciggy time.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

* I resemble that remark

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

What would Tesco be?

(

WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

tescunt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

I shop at NoRisSons

and they are cunts

Noons Mrs Monkey

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

noons, mr. strokes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

woo!

now do Scummerfield?

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

I fucking hate Asda

I hate their food
I hate their staff
I hate the people who shop there
I hate their stupid fucking self-service tills which never work
I hate the fact that cunts queue up at the fag counter with a basket full of stuff

HATE!!!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

I've never found there to be that much difference between supermarkets, really.

Except waitrose, where you can add an extra pound to all the prices.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

And judgemental shop assistants.

Which I don't get. How the fuck does a SHOP ASSISTANT think they have the right to judge anyone?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

Fuck 'em.

They can keep their overpriced food.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

i was a shop assistant for most of my life

and i was judgemental, i hated the general public messing up my nice clean sparkly shop floor, bastards.
just stand in the car park, tell me what you want, in note form, and i'll sort it, don't attempt to talk to me.

oh, and i always shop at asda

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

Tesco self service are awful

'please place the item in the baggage area'

I HAVE DONE YOU FUCKING SMUG ELECTRONIC BITCH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

I love the fact

they STOP when you buy booze

"Approval Needed"

So where's the fucking staff to approve me?

Efficient?

About as efficient as my arse

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGAGE AREA.

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM AND RE SCAN...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

true but

She has got a sexy voice
I like to imagine she's actually inside the machine...

Noons Mrs Cap'n

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

^ this.....

the one in park royal, w London is the full of the scum of the universe, utterly shocking place.

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caffeinefreak, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

The self service tills are ok actaully,

I did a price tag swap the other day, a "WHOOPS" sticker was hanging off something else, so...
I got a 7 quid bit of steak for 80p..

Which was nice..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

hahaha!

breaking the law is cool!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

I hate Asda too...

...that's what inspired me to do the pic.
Every so often, my wife makes us go there so she can look at* the clothes. I hate going there.
I'm sure they always show someone patting their arse on their TV ads to subliminally remind you to keep checking you've still got you wallet.
And what's with the bright green everywhere?..
*~~look at~~ buy

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

*agrees*

was in my local one the other day after running out of a few household items, was in the dvd section waiting to pay (have you SEEN the queues at the front of store?) when this little 5yr old booted a small ball at a DVD rack, knocking one of the cases to the floor. His mother turned to him and in a calm 'i dont care voice' said "dont do that, love". I picked up the dvd, put it back as it was right next to me. The devil-spawn then went up to the same case, chucked it on the floor, and proceeded to boot that around. The mother did nothing. I SWEAR no one knows anything of disipline anymore... /oldman blog

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

Hahah, sorry to tj:

Whenever I hope firefox, the layout resets itself.
I moved everything around with the "customise" thing, and hid the AVG and Google toolbars, and I have to do that every single time I open firefox, which is really annoying.
Any solutions?
Edit: This is what I have it set as BEFORE I close firefox:
here
And this is when I open it next:
here

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

Have you tried switching it off and on again?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

delete the avg bar completely

that'll learn it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

Can't, it just gets "disabled" :[

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

there's got to be a way of chucking it

there's a way to chuck anything, trust me.
i'm now very good at reformatting hard drives and reloading o/s's because of my ability to chuck stuff.
get the bastard in safe mode,all manner of havoc can be caused in safe mode, that said i can't get my machine into safe mode now by f8 i have to go in through the prog files, i think i must have chucked the f8 shortcut out

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

I shall try add/remove

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Nope.

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

are you running spybot?

go after it in the start menu, cripple it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

I'll uninstall AVG and reinstall it making sure I ignore the toolbar.

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

good plan

safe and boring but good.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

It didn't work, I'm on IE now, reinstalling Firefox completely.

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Thats ASBO price

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

gherknig schmerkin

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)

Haha, top animating.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

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WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

tuesday wtf?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

Indeed... Tuesday WTF

Wednesday, Thursday, FRIDAY!

EDIT: Oh and Woo to the big spurting gherkin thing as well

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

silly wormulus!

friday is not tuesday!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)

How many opportunities are there for CDC architecture pics?

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WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)

lots, i'd imagine

nelson's column for one

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

I'll Nelson YOUR column

no wait...

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

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WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

Whats black and goes up and down Nelsons column?

Winnie Mandella

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

This is nice!

I'm loving the pixel Quo!
Woo!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

a sperm fountain, excellent

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)

awesome :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)

WYH without a doubt!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

Heh!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

Have a...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)

mindbended

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WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

Mmmm... foamy...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

Terrific animation!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

Compo It

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

a raging cock structure with regular orgasms, producing hundred thousand litres of sperm, flinging it over the city, is a good mascott to represent the people of britain?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

YES

need you ask? ;D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

Pah! Bindun.

Although yours is better...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Jun 2008, 18:17, archived)

gleeeeeeeeee!

Horsis! Dux! Sheeps!
'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

Yay - Hello Panda Boy!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

BAMBOO IS NIIIICE

get this quote and i will kiss you

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

Panda style!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

yes, i will kiss you panda style

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

(how do you kiss panda style?)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

On your knees.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

o...oh...ok.....*sob

*kneels

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

PANDA STYLE!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

*feels used and dirty

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

*waves*

I likes your jazz btw.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

thankyou

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8481487

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

err . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

Sorry...

*Read that as Jizz

???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

weirdo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

I said I was Sorry!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)

WEIRDO!

*pushes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

Yeah! Get the weirdo!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8481548
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Damn, I was hoping to avoid that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

Just remember...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

ah yes

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Or on someone else's tits.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Weirdo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

unless they are moobs

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

Shut up and keep suckling

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

I'm more of a bebop fan but this is charming.

What do you play?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

that's me under the hat

playing the clarinet
gleeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

Nice.

Good stuff.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

Is this the video with TLH and her trumpet?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

it's another one of the same evening, yes

yesI uploaded a new tune this morning
there's four now

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

Oooh ooh ooh ooh

*reads username* My word, I AM a ninny today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

never mind

at least you're gonna marry Sue Perkins
yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

Whether she likes it or not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

She would love it!

Or if she didn't, I'd sort 'er out!

'ning Captain :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

That's my girl!

Good ningles, lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

Unfortunately this is only a flying visit

as I am damp and towelled but have to leave for college in about half an hour!

So have a nice day :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Have fun, chicken.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

Hat.

Bringing joy to Friday mornings since 1805.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

JOY and GLEEEEEEE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

I thought it was a matrix spoof

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

Hahahaha!

well . . . there is no spoon
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

How about a spork?

;o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

nope!

no spork either . . .
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

There is no.........Spoof!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

golden rule NO SPOOFTAHS!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

Nice

I see that as a psychotic looking panda with 2 bugs bunny teeth close to his eyes and a double chin!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

*waves back*

:D love these

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

old news?

www.nme.com/photos/468/photo-gallery-album-sleeves-as-you-ve-never-seen-them-before-starring-evanescence-muse-and-more

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

yup

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)

I thought so, I was surprised there hadn't been somesort of uproar from someone

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

The only way to be sure it's stuff we've not seen . . .

is to make it C];0)
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

there was.

ed: it made the daily mail or the sun, without credit, they even claimed copyright. This at least clearly states sources.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Quite old . . .
but thanks for not wasting a thread

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

you beat me to it

also, good 'ning panda et al

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

*jazz hands*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

*waves*

Ningles Aunty, ningles unexpected panda.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

more jazz for you to ignore on links . . .

C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

I shall listen, I shall!

Not now though, as tube no worky on work pooter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

give me a hug

i didn't sleep well.
how do?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

*big lovely hug*

Neither did I, sugar.

I'm ok- how was the interview?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

*hugs back*

it was pretty good actually. the manager finished by saying "Great, I'll just have to talk to the owners and see if we can't get you a job" that sounds pretty promising doesn't it?

plus working in a gastropub in surrey the tip will probably be pretty good. if i get it.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

It most certainly does! Yaaaaay!

Oh good for you petal, I'm most glad.

You're a bugger, I'm still looking at steampunk stuff. Crochet cuffs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

ooo they sound nice

i'm coveting those boots like and absolute bastard at the moment :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

Things I have found that I like

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12004441

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12168225

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12184790

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12557352

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12681926

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12009572

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

i especially like the woolen cuffs and the octopus. they're gorgous

i've been looking at things like this

s276.photobucket.com/albums/kk20/haophoto/?action=view¤t=POCKETWATCHclock.jpg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

Ooooh lovely.

I'd love a pocket watch.

Oh, Tom. Oh Tom, you need these.

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10645152

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

oh god they're nice....

they're wonderful aren't they? why won't the government sponsor me to be a freelance cad :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

Because if they did I'd be tapping them up

for some sponsored ladying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

"and what do you require a grant of £4m per annum Mr O'Bedlam?"

"upkeep of staff, wardrobe, the grounds and the dirigible, yer highness" *roughish wink*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)

Dirigible!?

Oh I am so helping on that. You can't keep me off it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

this is what i've got my eye on

www.aerosml.com/aeros-40D_spec.asp

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

Ooooh very nice...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

Oooh yay!

'ning Mr Potentially-has-a-lully-job :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

wotcha kiddo

how're you?

you can give me a hug too. i did not rest easy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

*does an epic squeezy hug*

I am a little tense in the head but alright thank you :)
Have to go and get dressed for college now unfortunately, but I'm sure I'll catch you later!

I hope whatever it was that stopped you from sleeping sorts out soon.
x

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

ok then have fun. speak to you soon

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

Awwww!

lully!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

aaawwwwwww!

you need one that strains so hard it explodes :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

Was going to have giant puff/scaling then the tiny turd, but 3am for me.

I will do a new version with your better idea tomorrow eve.

edit: Any other sprite'y suggestions are welcome too, just yell and I'll try it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

That silly biscuit advert

with the panda just came on as I loaded this page...

Happy coincidence, pandas are win.

:)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Bisquits?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

Fox's bisquits yus :)

People keeeeeeeep buying them in Tesco so I'm guessing the Panda is working!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

Well everyone knows how much pandas love biscuits.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Wash yer lookin' at... furrin bashtards...

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Ninj, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

ace trampage

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

Hahaha

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

*opens another can of Super Tennants*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

special brew aka breakfast

start the day with whole grains of malted and brewed barley and hops. mmmmmmm

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The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

"I don't fuc...shhh ARRGGH FUCKING PEANUTS...bbrrrbbllllrrrr. Where's the airhostesssss... mrmrrrrgghh GET OUT OF MY HEAD! hic"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

I once gave a homeless person a an Argos voucher.

I thought there was a cruel irony in giving someone with out a house, a voucher for homewares. He was very persistent and annoying so it wasn't unjust.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

and they called the beer of the homeless . . .

Tennants

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

haha,

Many years ago, I was in town with a mate, and some tramp stopped us and asked for money, so I gave him my only bit of change - a 50 pence piece. the guy was genuinely happy and said thanks, my mate then handed him another 50p, to which the tramp called him a "cheap arsehole". I swear, if I had more money on me at the time, I would have handed it over, just for what he said, as the way he delivered the line was PERFECT :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

Haha brilliant!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

Yay for Tramps!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

more tramps

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

that looks like the uncle off of only fools and horses

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caffeinefreak, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

nice one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

I know that tramp :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

Woo...

Yay!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

*snorts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

I made this for you..

www.b3ta.com/board/8481362

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

How the hell did I not see that?

That's my ultimate man, right there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

I thought you would like it..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

My lovely Sue, I might stick a picture of her to the kitchen cupboard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

one good thing about being a bloke,

you're never short of stuff that can stick porn to a wall.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

or stuff to stick it with

ahem

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The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

Bleurgh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

what's disgustiing about that?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

About jizz?

Pretty much everything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

mines organic

nothing added nor taken away

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The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

you can probably get a sticker from Waitrose for your cock

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

Well people tell me it smells weird. Can't say I've bothered to taste it. But other than that, it's no worse than glue.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

yeah, keep thinking that when it hits the back of your throat at however many mph it is.

BLEURGH.

Not for me, no thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

why do that then?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

go on

have a sip

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

I'm told that occasionally it's fruity.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

pffft

*remembers horrible thing that happened

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

* Not sure he wants to know

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

hahahaha`

sade sucks big style.

Essex 'love making' music.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

I read that as "David Essex" is love making music

which is obviously FACT!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

well rock on to get your rocks off

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

hehehehehe!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

hehehe, nice

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

ningles!

I suppose I should do some work now

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

Weed farts nings.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

hahahah!!

ning farts for all

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

Yay!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

Not for the likes of you!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

Wah

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

That's brightened up my morning :)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

Glad to help, I would give you cayke too if I had some

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

oh god.. that reminds me of those dancing flowers

with the sunglasses that every shop in the country was selling years ago.....

excellent work!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

Argh what have I done!

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

what about billy bass the singing fish?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

*shoots*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

*saves*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

*scores on the rebound*

*pulls shirt over head*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

slaps manlyly on the buttocks

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

*pummels*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

ohhhhhh yeaaaaah baaaaaaaaby!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

*Don't worry

*Be happy

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

got a little song I wrote

you might want to sing it note for note...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

No thanks, I'm driving

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

Flobablobalob.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

Very Glee....

Woo!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

'ning :)

[Olympic] [Beefeater] [Police]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

What a tiny bayonet he has

one might even call it a bayonette.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

quite... quite.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

Hooray! :D

*obligatory click*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

woooooooooo!

*CLICKS*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

Damn!

B3tards is blocked at college, so I can't see it!

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

its the most amazing thing you will ever see

like the hand of god (or other religious being) shopped it themselves

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

Shit.

I'm missing the internet event of this century. :(

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

My life was meaningless before this post.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

there there *pats head*

it'll be ok w3rthers is here for you
*unzips fly*

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

wonderful

Now, Red Socktober please...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

\o/

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

huzzah!

"Mosht things in here don't react too well to fabric shoftener"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

what, no credit for the suggestion on this one? ;)

You should move on to the Olympic events next
Javelin, Pole vault, Hammer (held in his mouth), Swimming, Shooting, etc etc etc :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

I'd love to see how boxing is handled...:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

it was already on my list :P

think I'll just stick to things in London, and not the events

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

He really should be the mascot,

Seriously! Hes simple, appealing, ace, and very adaptable!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

Is there

A Boris sock?

(Dark Lord, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

Thats the way to do it! 'ning

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

Spang!

Ningles sir

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

*self spangs* (makes you go blind apparantly)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

ohhh... friday morning spangage, is it? :D

SSSPPPAAANNNGGGGG!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

Arf!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

is that a six inch pianist?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

Pfft...

...12 inches, more like... and hairy.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

That made me use my brain in the morning

top spangage I feel slightly more awake

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

Hahah you are the cruel tutorlage(sp?) of Pei Mei.(sp?)

AICMFP (sp?)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

Go on Boris! Give him what for!

Bit Bigger

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

Hahaha, I do like this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

I met an old cowboy,

He had that look in his eye,

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

*clicks*

You've captured his essence perfectly there...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

Hahahahahaha! Outstanding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

Can someone

Explain the origin of this image? Why is there a dead horse with a sign rammed in its guts in the middle of a street? Whats the story behind it?

A noobs gotta get clued up somehow...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

It was...

...a protest against the hunting ban.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/3697260.stm

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

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