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this is for all the joiners out there

I cannot believe that half a million people would sign up for this kind of bollocks.

PS There's a tiny bit of TOAP action going on here.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

What does me making tables have to do with Facebook?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

Carpentry is a known "gateway drug" to online social networking

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

Fair enough,

But Joinery isnt Carpentry! Silly Rev!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

*hides face in shame*

*does a bit of crying*

*Nails hand to door as a reminder for next time*

*does some more crying*

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)

there's also a bit of RISing

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

de-Ris in progress

This was in a "news" feed I noticed on Facebook. People I know have actually joined this online petition created by some devil to whip up the masses into hysteria. Based on a year-old news story.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

aah see there's the problem

i'm currently of the frame of mind where yesterday's news is hard to recall, think i'll sit this one out :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

ummmmmm

no. no thanks.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

I signed up a couple of years ago as you do

and still cannot delete my account

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

Mood: LOLing

Listening to: Carole King--It's Too Late

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

SOMETHING INSIDE HAS DIED AND I

CAN'T CHANGE HOW I FEEL
I CAN'T FAKE IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

TRY HAMSTERS WITH MORE STAYING POWER

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Pffft

*coughing fit*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

bollocks

same as bein on here fool

(Cio-Cio-San, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

b3ta is not like facebook

we've got more magenta cocks

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

;)

(Cio-Cio-San, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

nice ear ;)

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)

If you ask me,

the internet needs more creepy chat up lines.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

shit

did i not shout surprise first?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

It's not just that,

you forgot to ask if she has a webcam.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

you dropped this.... "CAN I SNUGGLE IN YOUR BREASTS? I'M SO RANDOM LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

You fucking stud

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

proudly farming the youth since 1987

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

now now boys

(Cio-Cio-San, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

rude dont look at my ear lol

(Cio-Cio-San, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

dont mock my facebook friend

Fucking Newb is AOK in my book. He sends me tons of fun games and 'are you hot or not?' applications..

random pic from the server:

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

I like your random pic from the server:

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

i'm particularly taken by the wobbliness factor

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

This happened when I made a still image bigger and smaller in firefox:

Linked due to size

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

ha, madness

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)

i like all your pics

so no comment from me on your pics is basicly a woo yay houpla. just so you know ;)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)

Thanks :D

Have a recent pic from my b3tards:

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

very nicely

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

this is ace!

who is it?

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

The b3tan Arahan

He's Caewan's local friend.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

alexie sayle?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

^this

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

Fucking terrifying

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

Camera was tripping.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

What the fuck is this shit?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

doesnt a group like this pop up every couple of weeks?

Have an unoptimised hypnotic spinning aardman meatspin

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

It probably does. And every week there'll be another half-million eager saviours...

and thank you. am feeling suitably hypnotized. it's soothing.

...

*throws up onto keyboard*

Good night, board.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

Ooohh....

This is actually really soothing.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)

the babies are on their way!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

my sister's babies

they're on their way right now, her waters broke all over the kitchen floor.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

Ewwwww babiesss.

Best of luck to her :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

Meatspin

*snigger*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

SRACIST

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

SCUNTHORPE

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

fuckbook?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

I did a doodle that i'm quite proud of

So I did a desktop size too :)
Click for desktop massive (33KB)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

aces high

top doodling

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

Cheers

took far too long though

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

why the long face?

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PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

MINDPISS

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

I'm a horse, you insensitive cunt.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

If I had a pound for every time I heard that

I'd have £1.50 in my bank account right now.

_{/hexycordal fan blog}

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PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

Who?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

for some reason my mind had that down as frank turner

but you are right

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

Once we were young and we were crass enough to care!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

but these days i sit alone

known to shout at my tv
and punk rock didn't live up to all i'd hope that it could be

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

oh my goodness yes

seen him live twice, can't wait to see him again at reading
and the really awesome part is that he is a friend of my cousin's

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

i've seen him twice as frank, three times as million dead

and i got drunk with him and reuben about 5 - 6 years back :)

though he doesn't seem to remember when i've met him since :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

i didn't realise he had such a following here on b3ta!

i and friends ended up chatting to him about football last time, but i doubt he remembers
he must meet so many people every day you can't blame him though

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

Tom is to thank for my discovery of him.

My mum is fond of him now though as well :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

your mum is awesome :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

have you discovered chris t-t yet?

brilliant protest songs, he's on the same label as frank
best song "when the huntsman comes a-marching" (which frank sometimes covers), best album "9 red songs"

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

No I havent,

I dont suppose you wanna rapidshare it to me on gaz? ;)

I love the cover Frank does of The Postal Service though! They are one of my fave bands!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

what the shit?

gaz me this right now!

please

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

here :)

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

that is amazing

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

sorry, i would

but i actually ended up downloading it from dreaded iTunes in the absence of anywhere else to buy it from, and it is in m4p
you can find it on youtube but awful cameraphone quality :(
however, i ditto your remarks on the postal service

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)

i'm going to try and avoid preachiness here but you should buy independent stuff independently

its the only way these places can afford to survive, frank barely sees any cash from an itunes sales anyway
i recommend these guys
www.banquetrecords.com/
also christ t is quite good but he's a bit too directly political for me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

i know and i am sorry for it :(

i don't iTunes in general, i just wanted to download it for convenience's sake and couldn't find anywhere else

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charlie?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

fair enough, i'm a big big advocate of buying cds that are worth paying for

banquet are ace as well. they write a little handwritten note in each cd on a post it for you too. telling you their favourite track on the alubm and stuff

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

when i was young

it seemed that life was so wonderful
a miracle
oh, it was beautiful, magical

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

Logical?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

but then they sent me away
to teach me how to be sensible, responsible
oh, logical, practical

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

you comes from a land on a distant shore

the land of revolution and agincourt
and a kings bloodstain on a tri-colore
with a culture a little too high, for an english boy like me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

i come from a land down under

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

Fraggle Rock?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

pfff!

you big silly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

oh chezzo.

oh dear chezzo.

hexy is lovely and his cd is great and all but comparing him with the Second Coming of Christ like that. pshhhawww

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

BE MY ALIBI LOLZ

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

lets not be childish

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

I'm not being, I just can't remember the exact lyrics

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

oh ok, nevermind then

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

May I come out of lurkage to say

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

No you may not

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

yay!

why the long face?

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

to catch the mindpiss ^

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

I like this doodle

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

result of a night of Painkiller and stoned creativity

I recommend both activities :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

and so you should be.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

Ning lady!

Whats with the name change?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

it's shop a fat celeb week

so i've changed my name in honour of the compo.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

Fair enough :)

Why werent you Literal Sign Smash Monkey last week then? ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

i have nothing to do with literal signs

but i am celebrating my last 2 weeks of utter fatness.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

Are you going for the surgery then?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

yes

i go in on the 23rd. i'm excited, but shitting it, too. so is my sis, her waters broke an hour ago, she's having twins!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

Is shitting it the normal way of giving birth?

I've been severely misinformed.
Also, good luck to her.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

i don't kno if she's going to shit them out

but my nephew is here, he's a little shit :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

MONKEYSKELETONELEPHANT THING!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

YES!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

That's very nice.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

thankee kindly

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

I was told to click this

so I will

*click*

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

god sent you for a pack of smokes

and a tub of popcorn
and a few lemon bacardi breezers

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

cheers Prof. :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

Looks like the "death of" one those aliens in the bar from StarWars.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

he was originally going to be in a suit

may do another one ashally :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

Wrong trousers

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

is that a penis in his hand?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

nope

he's just pleased to see you.

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arrangedletters, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

Is that my penis in your hand?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

is that my hand on your penis?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

Crowded here, isn't it

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

is this the lingerie section?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

Is that my hand in your penis?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

is that my gland in your pianist?

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

is that pianist on your gland

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

This would make a fantastic frame for some arts.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AAARRRGH!!
HAHAHAH FUCK!!

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

Haha!

didn't see that coming.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

bratwurst

pat pat

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

At first I thought this was some kind of poem.

Perhaps I still do.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

bratwurst pat pat

me and my friend matt
went to the shop
blah blah (insert excellent rhyme here)
and then they all had bourbons. yay

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

hold on i fucked it up

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

*applause*

The line "hold on i fucked it up" really gets to me inside.

*cries*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

ode to sausage

bratwurst pat pat
frankfurter slap slap
saveloy
...
hold on i fucked it up

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

top work

*cheers*
*weeps*
*wanks*
*weeps again*

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

This is that saveloy Marwood offered to Danny

free of charge

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

have either of you got shoes?

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

Hahahahaha

Don't go there this late

"Are you the farmer?

Of course he's the fucking farmer"

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

my favourite line has to be

"i fuck arses... who fucks arses? maybe he fucks arses!"

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

Perhaps he wrote this

in some moment of drunken sincerity

..We are in considerable danger

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

I must say,

that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to your highly evasive skills.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

Hahahahaha

Fuck off you, you always seem around when i've got to be responsible and go to bed

Meeting my kid brother tomorrow at work :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

Sorry I had to rush out to meet policemen and firemen.

which is ironic considering tonight's conversation.
Some chap decided to park a van at the end of my drive then recreate towering inferno. A small distraction but fun.

Enjoy your brother. I have work in the morning too.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

woo

in other news pedantry can alienate your friends linky cos its too big for the board but any smaller and you can't read it

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

NO BEIN HORRINBLE.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Thats tops!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

Hahahahahah rofl

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

Something I've been doing for work*

I imagine him rowing away from the Spanish for dear life.

Bigger fish to fry

_{*It seems the only images I post these days are work related - perhaps I need to get a better work/b3ta balance?}

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PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

I like this muchly!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

RE: It seems the only images I post these days are work related - perhaps I need to get a better work/b3ta balance?

All i do is piss around on b3ta. Give me some work!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

Works for schmucks!

I just gazzed you a link :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

i want a different job

i can't do images when i want.
its not fair, i need to spend 2 years in college to get a qualification :(

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

I havent worked full time for a year and a half really.

I've found that I didnt actually need all the money I earnt.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

I haven't worked full time

for 7 years. I need all the money I earned and what my wife earns. How will I pay the housekeeper otherwise?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

With your ego?

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

she won't take

compliment and cock. It's not like the old days. *sigh*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

She hates firemen.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

i recognise that both of these cases are going to have involved a great deal of work previously

i'm still going to hate you both though ok?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

That's cool Tom.

and just to rub it in. You'll never take as many drugs as me. mmmkaaaay?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

are you challenging me? :)

i've done enough damage to the pharmacopia for now. i'm having a fallow year. i've even kicked smoking for five weeks now because someone bet be i couldn't.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

Meh, not really.

I will have to get another job soon I am sure. Being 23 and retired isnt a good look ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

jesus.... 21 and only just finishing first year on a second attempt with a summer bar job

you know how to depress a guy don't you?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

Meh!

;) It's easy when you know how.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

i 'need' more

and a direction, i can't work in a mcjob for the rest of life (i don't want to). working full time with shitty teenagers pissing you off drives me mad, being on the dole was fun, but there was no money spare

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

i'm still trying to work out a vauge direction in life

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

This is quite acceptable

and makes a change from the standard 'bird on a beach surrounded by stock vector brushes and filters' that work usually entails.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

You what?

What kind of sun bathing bird job do you have?

Sounds fun?

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PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

I don't have a job

as I gave that lark up ages ago ( funnily enough I'm going to work in the morning, but I occasionally get conned by friends in the pub to do stuff for them ).

I mean your industry standard vector shite that drives me mad these days. Either a woman's head and loads of swirls ( can't you even make your own vector shapes instead of using free stock?) or a woman on the beach trying and failing to emulate Jason Brooks.

I just think that graphic design is for frauds.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

I see.

What I find funny is designers doing research.

For years I thought i was lazy because I didn't till I realised that 'Research' actually meant looking through other peoples work for ideas to steal.

Not that I can claim to have brought any thing new to the table yet.

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PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

I think that research entails

reading advanced photoshop magazine to see what resources are on the CD this month. I do it myself. But then I do what I do for fun.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

Best 'Research' Is from japan

Theyre leagues ahead in the GFX design arena and nobodys seen their stuff over here so you get credit for pinching cool ideas.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

I love the strained expression

well done

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sinisterduck, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

Before he was properly straining

but the client made a comment about constipation so I turned it down a little!

as seen here

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PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

it looks a bit like it's getting orally pleasured now.

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arrangedletters, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

Yeah

The 'blow job' concept didn't go down too well.

Geddit?

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PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

i get it

all night long.

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arrangedletters, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

woo!

*waits for somebody to cdc*

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

nice!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

If he is swimming away from the spannish.

He'll probably end up in the nets of the Irish! Yay, fish for tea tomorrow!

_{Lovely pic, btw too!}

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

This is Ace Mc Base

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owensanity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

cool

woo

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connor, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)

Find the German girl

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

you?

this might intrest you
combat 18's official website (facist cunts)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

dammit

you're good at this game!

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

I'm Jewish

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

you can still be a german jew

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

No,they are all dead

I'm a Flemish Jew with a Roman name on an Enlish board...Okay?

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

ok ok

i do believe there are some who went back

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

That's taking longer and longer to load.

We're going to break it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

what would we do when it went into meltdown?

rickrolls?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

No, just muppets links instead!

youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw&feature=related

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

yes!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

i was just thinking

maybe b3ta is the only reason that site is still up.
their hit count is in the hundreds every day
'oooo this publication must be popular' they say to each other

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

I honestly wonder if they look at their stats every week

and really believe they own the internets :)

*Edit* ^ this, spooky

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sinisterduck, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

we have conjoined minds!

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

fell for it

thought combat 18 was a teenagers magazine.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

really?

i happen to know someone whos apparantly in combat 18 he's apparantly head of the 'youth section'. inbred cunt

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

I have a friend whose bro was with them.

He was a nice bloke but for some reason just had very strained views on the world. He was none to happy when his sister moved in with a black girl.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

haha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

had them all.

at once.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

And still had time to pose in your German hat?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

oh thats a flattering comment, as i'm twice the size of the girl in the picture.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

I'm feeling charitable :)

Nice username by the way.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

cheers dollface

REVENGEEEEEE

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!

GAFFNEY IS UGLY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

smile sexy gary oldman tiem!

I LOVE HIM

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

He's gotten a lot bigger since he was in Different Strokes.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Whatchoo talkin bout willis?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

pft. thats gary coleman,silly.

altho it would be funny if he played joe orton in prick up your ears instead of gary oldman.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

Prick up you ears

sounds like "you're doing it wrong" gay porn

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sinisterduck, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

well apt as orton was gay.

bloody good film.
you see gary oldman naked.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

Hell Yes!

He went to Drama school at the same place that I was at for a while.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

i want to marry him, even if he his sister plays big mo on eastenders

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

I know,

how them 2 have any common DNA is a mystery to me!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

he's so yummy.

he makes me go weak at the knees.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

^ Can i suggest a womens board

where this lot can discuss gary oldman in a nappy without taking up huge chunks of the main board.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

So...

How about those power tools, eh?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

sod off.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

I'm a fucking bloke you cunt!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

pft. no you're not.

and he obviously hasn't noticed the hide button..probably can't see it from his high horse.

OOOOOOOOO i'm being a catty old queen again!!! get me handbag!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

Your stuff's not really good enough to be such an arsehole.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

ok that made me lol!

OK, ONE FOR THE BOYS!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

this dog captured

my reaction almost exacly.

*Humps couch armrest.*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Mum?!?!?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

WOAH!

Runs and grabs the vitriol extinguisher.

Relax relax, no.... dont, not there .... dont tickle me theree....nooooooooooooooooo!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

well, you make a threadjack in the above thread and then fucking have the nerve to tell me what to post

so you can fuck right off matey.

THIS IS NOT LIVEJOURNAL. THIS IS QUITE CLEARLY KITTYVOMIT'S FORUM FOR POSTING PICTURE OF SEXY GARY OLDMAN.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

*grovel*

if id known that id get that reaction i would have sat on my fingers instead of typing. Im rather careful about what I say these days coz Ive been banned before and didnt like it. For the record. SORRY

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

why were you banned?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

Im naughty

i cant remember specifically but Ive been visiting b3ta since the dialup days. over 10 years now.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

uh b3ta is only 6 years old innit?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

but b3ta was launched in 2001..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

BOTH WRONG

I first read about b3ta when the web was a baby and I'd just upgraded from a commodore amiga to a 386dx. It was just as cool back then.

EDIT: Was about 10 years ago coz i remember it took ages to refresh and i had to run away from my flat in moss side coz my phone bill was in high 3 figures.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

ok..

edit: not to say wiki is always right, but if it says rob founded it in 2001 chances with this being on the interwebs and full of thoes capable of changing it if it was a mistake i'd be inclined to believe it was 2001.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta

why don't you gaz rob

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

Do so and tell me what he says

but i saw that on wikipedia and though

*Blockbuster - Incorrect noise*

If i remember correctly the front page has not changed much at all since then either.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

i said why don't you...smart arse.

fuck it, i'll ask cr3. he should know.

edit: OH LOOK THE FIRST /BOARD POST WAS....DRUM ROLL.....2001!

www.b3ta.com/board/1

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

the thing is

i only know how to gaz people if they have posted. I dont know how to gaz names specifically.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

yeah..but i was right and you were wrong.

unless magical pixies had somehow made posts on /board in minus numbers.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

You tell him!

KITTYVOMIT OWNS THIS FUCKING JOINT MUTHAFUCKER!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

this was waaaaay before all these search

gadgets, gaz's and other stuff were on there. It was just one board for posting pic on and a front page. Its not outside the realm of possibility that it was sort of re-started or relaunched. Ive gazzed rob anyway. I await his wisdom with anticipation.

EDIT: I reckon i read about it in PC Format. I might google for a bit and see what i can dig up.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

even tho it was obviously 2001.

gaz has only been around for a year so that doesn't mean much.

just admit you got it wrong...fucking hell..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

im positive about this, seriously.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

but the proof is there.

fucking hell...rob will say the same fucking thing.

or you'll just lie to save face.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

Ive been looking up domain history

but it says 2002 so im waiting for the word from the chief before I admit to being wrong about this.

domain-history.domaintools.com/

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

Vicious lies!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

What, you mean Sid?

He is a bit of a porky pier

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PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

hehe..

.. i was looking for the hairy pits!

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glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

ist hier Herr Pitt

bradpitt.ru/img/brad_pitt_35.jpg

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

Can we have a clue?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

they're all german

TG is the german girl

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

Cops hate firemen.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

Its all to do with pheromones

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PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

Is she the one who has a look of utter disappointment on her face

that she is being made fun of by a fucking Belgian of all people?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

wait.... its belgian?

wow thats even worse than i thought

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

Exactly!

A country whose greatest contribution to the world was Mayo on fucking chips!

Although, it is a lovely country :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

Hey!

Take the piss out of Belgians all you like, but leave mayo on chips out of this.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

I fucking love mayo on chips!

But it isnt exactly Rocket Science is it :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

It's done more for me than rocket science ever has.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

Oh yeah?

Well how would you have got to work on the moon without Rocket Science eh?

FISHER PENS! WTF?!?!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

I wouldn't want to go to the moon if there was no mayonnaise there

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

oh dear lord no

just salt for me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

Mayonnaise is the ultimate condiment,

it goes with virtually everything.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

whilst i like the idea of involving eggs in every meal in principle

mayo is really only involved in my sandwiches

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

One of the best sandwiches I've ever eaten involved hot chicken and mayonnaise.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

hey, there's also Poirot

oh, wait...

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sinisterduck, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

and belgian chocolate

give them that at least?

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

...

Flemish...Belgium doesn't exist

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

your map is out of date

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

My many trips to Belgium would beg to differ.

You Cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

works well with the competition

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sinisterduck, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

I'm not sure of the etiquette here

cos i did one like this earlier, and it's still on the board. Is that a bad?

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owensanity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

not in any way at all. stop being so polite

this is lovely

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

oh, ta

i'm pretty new to all this. Spent a couple of years lurking after signing up, so i'm still a noob really.

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owensanity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

Do you draw them on the paper the colour them digitally?

They're very good.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

Yes, i drew them on paper and then coloured them digitally.

Thank you.

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owensanity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

drew them on paper and coloured them digitally, y'say . . . ?

y'say . . . ?Woo!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

That is absolutely 100% correct.

i think

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owensanity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

no, he said he drew them on paper and coloured them digitally

keep up!

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

FUCKING WELL OUT OF ORDER! LEAVE NOW!

i'm joking!

i think i like this one best.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

GAAARGH!

Thank you. I was going to do a vector, but decided to try something different.

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owensanity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

different is best

and always appreciated

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

Go to hell, go directly to hell

do not pass go
do not collect 200 pounds.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

*goes*

*likes it*
*stays*

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owensanity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

dont forget to use

plenty of suntan lotion.

Oh wait. That was faliraki, close tho.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

Are you Baz Luhrmann or something?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

I dont even know who that is

educate me.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

No problem with that at all.

Especially when the board is this slow.
Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

That's rather ace !

Stopped me playing this...

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

Hahaha!

Come on red!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

pfft

i want this to be real

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

at last

a game with no losers...

..except those who play

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PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

nah

they're different enough and good enough for it not to matter
also, woo!

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

ooh nice

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

I decree this

perfectly acceptable. It is a good arts and distracts me from the arts I am doing which is fucking my head up.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

E-Fit Gnops

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

hahaha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

this was on the news earlier.

my mum's response?
"aha, east european. i thought so"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

ahaha

terrible

edit: classic mum response though

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

innit?

i weep for my genetic stock sometimes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

its the hard hat that does it

stealin' our builder's jobs etc...

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

i thought it was a hard hat at first...

turns out its a baseball cap.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

dad?

TJ: i forgot the adress for the stats board, link anyone?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

woah...

not dad

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

/board_stats/

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

thanks

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

here

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

thanks

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

75 this week?

i thought i'd hardly been on...

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charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

Someone question the members of the Small Faces, quick.

Before they kill again.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

they're nearly all dead!!!

sadly. means i can't stalk ronnie lane.

edit: i knew i gnopsed one of them!!!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

were they knifed and set on fire too?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

well steve marriott died in a fire.

and ronnie lane died of MS, the other 2 are still going tho.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

He gets everywhere this fella.. no idea why.. just bored..

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glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Is it me, or does Nadal look like a twat to anyone else?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

i'm not sure the napkin helps :D

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glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

Arf!

Beattie actually makes him cooler by association!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

He surely does.

Got that whole Neanderthal brow goin' on.

Seems nice though.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

Yeah, he actually looked a lot better

when he took his silly browtowel thing off but still....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

he's foreign.

i'll leave people to draw their own conclusions...

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

Pfff

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

Nawtee Tom!

Foreigns is not all bad!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)

well.... not all of them probably... statistically speaking :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

How kind of you

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

is it just me or do the legs spell ttssattr?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

Yes it is just you.

They clearly say Oh! Clusir!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

on clogid, I think you'll find.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

ohh.. actually ^this^

.. which happens to be danish for minge..

(

glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

i love this

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

Yes, but...

you'll have to say it loudly and slowly for them to understand.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

statistically pith helmets and red coats make it 15% easier for johnny foreigner to understand you when you're shouting

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

and a nice sharp bayonet

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

*sigh* the good old days

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

i think that nadal is the lesser of two twats

that fedderererer is a twonce and a punt of the highest order.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

COME ON TIM!!!

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

Tim henman

was only exceeded in the pathetic loser stakes by that Murry twunt.

Example:
Tues Headlines: MURRY: I CAN WIN IT.
Weds Headlines: MURRY MAULED.

I dont know why we bother.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

Yeah, what a twat.

Fancy having self-confidence, and then being beated by one of the best tennis players in the world.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

well he was fucking useless to be fair

bet your a henman fan arnt you.

C'mon timmy!

FFS

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

I barely watched it this year to be honest.

I did quite enjoy the ritual hype and disappointment of Tim.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

*pumps air with little conviction*

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

What's being served?

BAH, I PUNNED, I FAILED.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

Crisps! nom nom nom

(

glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

cor this makes me hungry!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)

cheese and onion discos pls

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

no no no no no..

if it's discos.. it's salt and vinegar big grab bag!

either that or its frazzles ;-) yum nom yum nom

(

glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)

Fuck yeah!

Salt and Vinegar Discos are the most awesome centralisation of flavour in the world!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

^THIS FUCKING HARD

there is just something about brutal over flavouring

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

That's the basis of most of my cooking

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

damn... i want to eat at yours some day

the basis of my cooking is salt and grease. but in a sexy way. and my sandwiches are the stuff of over feeding legend

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

We had roast pork shoulder tonight.

It was fucking amazing, we even got good crackling.
Salt and grease were key components.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

Menu, or sexual peculiarity?

"I'll give you a roast pork shoulder luv, uhurhurhur."

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

Menu at first.

But, of course, one thing leads to another.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

well done.. i 'm shite at crackling..

(

glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

Leave the meat in the fridge uncovered overnight to dry,

score it and rub in oil and salt. And turn the oven up for the last 10-15 minutes.
I might have just got lucky though.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

just noticed this...

...ta!

(

glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

that sounds a bit good

we had beef braised in red wine with chopped celery, carrots and onions, served with cabbage and roast potatoes.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

That sounds good too.

I now have a massive hunk of cooked pig in my fridge to live off for a couple of days.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

there are very few things better than next day roast sandwiches.

mmm.... tomorrows is going to be sex in bread. beef, tomatoes and mustard with plenty of salt and pepper.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

Cold sausage sandwiches are the best thing ever.

Pork perculiarly changes flavour completely when cold.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

thats pretty grand

i'm a big fan of the sausage, bacon, black pudding and vienna bread with butter and brown sauce

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

Black pudding is fantastic.

It's a shame virtually everyone I know disagrees and is disgusted by it.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

though most people have never tried it

i sneaked it into my girlfriend's breakfast the other day. once i told her what she'd eaten and she was amazed it was that good

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

I'm sure most people would like it if they didn't know about the blood.

I don't have a problem with it, if I'll eat its muscle then why not the blood?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

some people are just crap

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

I ate black pudding, or blood sausage or whatever it was they called it in Italy bizaarely.

Doesn't taste bad but has a really awfully chewy texture.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

it was cooked badly then

it should crumble in your mouth

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

Well no it was more like salami....except made of blood.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

aha i think i know the one you mean

you should try proper black pudding

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

^greed

discos make my tounge explode. then my tounge makes mrs p3l3's clit explode.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

Is she a slug?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

pffffffffffffffft :)

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

arf arf

the salt gets her wet, the vinegar makes me hard

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

And the disco makes for a great setting.

*imagines porn scene set to 'Staying Alive'*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

saturday night beaver?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

White Beaver White Beaver!

We Gonna Have A Party.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

Not now love I'm watching Farscape.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

good choice

which series?

chiana is disappointingly average in real life

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

Two now, just watching a few episodes.

Chiana was rubbish anyway, Aeryn was excellent. That is all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

aeryn is hideous

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

You have no taste, hence why you like the stereotypical slut.

Aeryn was vunerable and actually interesting.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

i liked the white skin, hair and the odd stance and gait

aeryn looked like a hachet in a wig

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)

Pssh, I thought you tried to jew it up.

Worst jew ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)

clit "bang"

..thought about doing an image, but then again ;-)

bang and the cunt was gone.

Edit: not meant in a bad way to the mrs of course ;-)

(

glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

You offend me sir!

I demand satisfaction!

Coz im not getting any off her tonight

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

** passes disco's as peace offering :-)

(

glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

*satisfied*

GNOM
GNOM
GNOM
GNOM
GNOM

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

he's eating himself's!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

jealous?

;-)

(

glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8533339

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

that's ace!

(

charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)

i am happy nadal won

i shed a little tear

cos i get carried away with things

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)

No!!!

Federer should have won!

His disappointed face at the end killed me inside a little bit :(

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

It made me grin

watchin him fight back tears.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

You're a bad man.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

But you like that

dontcha.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

Perhaps.

*attempts to look coy*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

Grabs a Fistfull of arse

..to watch your expression.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

look face it's like this

things change and we have ushered in a new order

i don't even like tennis btw but i feel your hurt

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

I'm not usually much of a tennis person

but sheesh, tonight's match was TENSE.

I made noises such as "Nrrr!", "Aaah!", "Oooh..." and "C'MONROGER!"

:)

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

i enjoy listening to the womens.

nuh!

Oh!

Goh!

NNNnnnnnghah!

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

It's because they are all secretly men, hence the grunting.

Ladies tennis is actually the largest transvestite sporting event in the world. That's why they all grunt, because they are getting off on wearing skirts.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

they all seem worth one for me, except...

.. the williams sisters, come july they cut missy elliot in half and call the parts serena and venus.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

ditto

you crazy fool :)

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

Ahh, an A-Team reference, I see.

Unfortunately when I made this user name I didn't even realise that there's someone called "Face" in that :)

/is a bit too young for the A-team blog.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

bindun?

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

Yeah I did it ages ago

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

Er...I colored this in...

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)

A very different interpretation.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)

I'd guess so.

Can you tell I have no clue how to put shadows on tentacles? Cos I don't. But I tried. Fer sure.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

All I see is prehensile cocks and peas

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

Well that's odd.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

oh thank god you see it too :)

i really hope thats your random quote

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

My random quote is always shit.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)

mine is ace today :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

Fingers crossed.

I have some work to do getting back on the stats board though, I've barely been on b3ta for the last week or two.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)

i think you should open your eyes

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

And ruin this daydream?

No way.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

it's like trains.. you wait ages for an image to come along..

..there there's two.!

nicely coloured ;-)

(

glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

Hahahaha

Thanks. :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

AIM PLZ

I do like this by the way, it's nicely coloued :D

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

Oh, right.

Okay. And thanks. :]

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)

No problem :D

You should colour more of these.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)

Cops hate firemen.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

I was just thinking exactly the same thing....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)

crikey

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

Ning Lady!

*sleazes*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)

hello

youtube.com/watch?v=xFnZ1CGmx5c
(ignore the video..load of crap)
but os mutantes are awesome!!!!!

and i'm so tempted to ring this lot up for a giggle.

brighton.gumtree.com/brighton/16/25904116.html

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)

You are very right as usual :)

In other news, that Pete and Dud SNL has stopped downloading on my computer :(

Edit: I have been listening to these today :)

youtube.com/watch?v=jotsFVJPHIk

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)

aww bugger.

brazilian psych for the win!
altho the lyrics in english are a bit dodge.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

Meh!

Its all for the win anyway :)

Did you get that track in the end then?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)

haha no.

but the name is still amusing me a lot.

will have a look for it now.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

this reeks of

professionalism

(kuntybawz, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)

I do have a laser mouse.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)

can i borrow it?

i have a cat problem

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)

Haha!

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

wow

i was a helicopter once and a plain and a train driver and and...

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)

Plain?

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)

*points and laughs*

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)

sorry

ready salted

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

Lookin good

lewis.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)

feelin good pele

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

Helicopter.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)

toot! toot!

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)

Fireman.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

pliceman

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

Fireman.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

no plice

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)

You were M.A.S.K.

AICMFP

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)

ahem!

we don't talk about that anymore

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

yay.

(

d d, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)

Will you draw me a Frank so I can look at it?

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

looks strangely like

CTHULHU!

(

Damien's Hearse, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

(

Microwave, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

Fuck! I LOVE YOU

O_O

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

wotcha

how do?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)

Evenin'

Doing okay thank you.
How is Tom?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)

good show, you got out of the funk you were in yesterday?

i'm alright, i'm a bit yawny but i've just downloaded The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy album, its fucking brillaint

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)

Not exactly, but I've just eaten a bit of tiffin so it's perked me up somewhat :)

The what what of what album?!

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)

whats tiffin exactly? some manner of cake

the album is from the early 1990s political hip hop scene. its ace

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

Manky!

It's got all bit of fruit in it (fruit ruins cakes: fact).

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

It's not cake

it's random chocolatey biscuity stuff, quite frankly delicious.

Mum covered it in chocolate and put really big fat sultanas in too... she's the best.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

Tiffin

is an Indian word adopted by the British in the Raj. It simply pertains to any snack in-between your main meals. Kind of like 'elevensies'.

I think I might get me a tiffin wallah.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

I'm still listening to an album I picked up at a gig last weekend,

I seem to be mildly addicted.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

Name?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)

Devil sold his soul,

they were supporting Cult of Luna

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)

Sounds very metally :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)

Yeah, fairly.

I'm enjoying them though.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)

YES

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

Hahahah

heh

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)

bloody hell

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)

fistfest

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)

FISTING ROCKS FTW!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)

yes fisting rocks

granite i choose you

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)

I love how somber Jigglypuff looks.

It's like she's only doing it to get the money to feed her dying grandmother.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)

Hahahah yes

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

Clefairy

STOP GETTING POKEMON WRONG!

(2P4E nil admirari, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

hahaha

nicely done

(

Tagnut loves pies, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)

Pfffft! Yay, and ...

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)

Ahh, the Sheen of Congratulation.

Very good, sir.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

oh goodness

i am especially disturbed by pidgey bouncing on weedle's horn

(

charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

(~~disturbed~~ turned on)

(

charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

^This

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

MY POKEMANS!

What is that next to gaychu?

(

Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

Arbok on the left

Vulpix on the right.

I THINK

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

tis an ekans on the left

/pokedant

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

Gah piss!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)

ha!

*spins pokeball on finger*

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)

Oh yeah! *spang*

I feel awful, I will have to have a flick through my cards in bed tonight to refresh.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

Can I flick with you in bed?

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)

It's Ekans.

And I'm not sure WHAT the other one is.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)

Aha, I think it might be sandshrew.

He's done the unevolved forms of the first few Pokémon in the original pokédex.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

I'm amazed at how many I recognise,

given that I've never played or watched it.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

They all look really sad apart from the cat one

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

Looking at Diglett it appears that Meowth has just done a rather nasty fart.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)

No wonder he's so happy with himself

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)

Indeed.

Dirty cat.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)

lol

Playing Smash Bros Brawl at the mo, I love this :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

dude, fancy a game? :)

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)

I can't read ancient Egyptian

...is it something about a trip to France and a burning to the neck?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

pffft!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)

this is going

on my wall.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

you make this board a better place

(

Shada, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

gotta catch em all

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)

Arf!

Brings back so many memories of wasted Saturday mornings watching SMTV Live....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)

geodude looks like he's just realised he's made of stone and can't actually move

meowth should be snarn'd

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)

O Rly?

Is this meowth?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)

thats the one :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)

You been raidin Roger Hargreaves' bins again?

ees niiice.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

so nice.

(

d d, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

OH!!!

^_^

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)

AIM!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)

FIRE!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

*stops drops and rolls*

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)

*columbines*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

*9/11s*

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)

*third towers*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)

*mordors*

that was a stretch, sorry

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

Hahaha.

*can name all of them*

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

Fantastic work.

All aces.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)

WIN

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)

wow!

THIS IS POSSIBLY MY MOST FAVOURITE THING EVER

(

charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

*desktops*

zomg yes :p

(

charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

ahaha

splendid stuff

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

I wish this could be the new alphabet :D

*sighs*

(

PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

is it so bad that i can anme them all

(

rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

Depends

what to anme means, really.

(

JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

Diglet dig. Diglet dig.

Yeah :D

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:05, archived)

(

Microwave, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)

Gitt yurr hends awf ma piggy!

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)

gah!!

mind pissage
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

So about that mini lunchtime bash...?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)

oh yeah!

when you free?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)

Umm umm... not entirely sure this week yet 'cause of this silly field trip

but probably Wednesday sometime after 1-ish...?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)

hmmm...

i'll see what i can do!
i'll gaz ya!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)

*awaits*

I love gazzes, I do.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)

Someone's fishing for gazzes.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)

I know you are but what am I?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

A garbage man

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

*picks up your rubbish*

OH WHAT LOL, YOUR MUM'S IN HERE.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)

Of course.

It's warm, and it keeps her out of trouble

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)

*sighs*

i haven't been gazzed for ages
=D
i'll give you a shout next week chief!
right!
i'm offski!
taraa all!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)

Okay umm, sarge?

Toooodles :) x

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)

Faaaaace

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)

PEEEEEEETTTEEEERRRR.....

*cough*

I mean, CLAAAAANSOOOOUL!

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)

IIIIAGREEEEWITHYOURSIIIIGGGGGG

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)

Hahaha!

ME TOO.

Uhh.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)

*bums*

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)

*gurns*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)

Reply to the next thread down, silly.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

git yer hands off ma piggy boy!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

Another beautiful relationship cut off before it could even begin.

Woo
edit: oh and get your hands off my piggy, boy.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)

no wan toches mi piggy

i'm the onle wan hw caan macke hime sqwill

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)

"Put down the pig

and step away."

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)

Cops hate firemen.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)

because everyone hates cops

and women love firemen.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)

^this.

It's true, y'know.

Having said that, some cops are sexeh.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)

sexy or not

they are inherently CNUTS

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)

Hey, one of my best friends is a cop.

He is a cunt, though.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)

Call him PC Blakelock

and watch his face go red with rage.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)

Cops hate firemen. :)

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)

I am curious, what is this whole "Frank Talk About Mutants" thing?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)

Fucking cracking taking X-men.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)

Whating theing helling doing youing meaning?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

CURTSY FUCKER OR I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BREASTS!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

That'd just give me a great excuse to get new ones.

^_^

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)

With cats inside?

Transparent jelly breasts with cats inside.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

'Dat's der sherriff's gal, pardner.'

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)

get your hams off my porky

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)

I ate a big chunk of pig today.

It was delicious.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)

Later...

Farmer: You fuck her mate now!

(

Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)

rofl harris.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)

first thing that came to mind xD

I blame you 'orrible lot.

(

Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)

haha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)

We calls her 'Daisy. 'S short for 'Daisy Chain'.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)

Manpigtrain

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)

'No stops till Spluffsville'

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)

I like the mouth added for extra surprise

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

He should have seen it coming.

Except he couldn't as it was in his arse.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)

"Gerroff a my piggy"

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)

Pete stuck with his girlfriend for the duration of their prom.

Click for bigger
Edit: Damn you, petehix. I wasted my 34,000th on this.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

i would have shopped

his hand to her ample breast.

EDIT: Has he got a hook?
EDIT EDIT: The sexual possibilities of having a hook hand are interesting.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)

Hahah!

I wish he were around to see it, he buggered off somewhere.
(It's petehix)

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)

Probably to see a chinese surgeon.

"Hello dr wang, can i have 4 eyeballs, a left hand, some shaving cream, some lube and a penis please?"

"Oh and a mouth for my wife"

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)

Hahahahahah

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)

why would you give your wife a mouth?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)

Oral?

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

The key word is "wife"

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)

LOLz

Tough choice. Live without oral & Without nagging. Perhaps some sort of off switch would solve the problem.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)

off switch = back of your hand?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

of course i didn't..

who said i did?

she walked into a door, ok?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)

arf!!

i love your sig!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)

cheers muchly :)

i'm hoping someone reads it and thinks "christ he's right, better get working on a jetpack so Bedlam doesn't have to sully himself by walking"

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)

at the very minimum it would make a great t-shirt!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

you know, it rather would, wouldn't it?

i've added that to my to do list for this week :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)

give me a shout if you do!!

it's just the sort of boost i need to stop dispising myself!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)

absolutely i'll gaz you as soon as I get it done :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)

cool!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

thats why i have a heavy cavalry sword.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)

some might suggest that taking a sabre to the missus for nagging was a little extreme

fortunately that sort of person tends to avoid b3ta

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)

sabre?

SABRE?!!
it's a sword!!
*unsheaths*
i'll not fucking tell you again!!!
*red mist*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)

ooops.... there's a difference?

my knowledge of swords extends to the sharp end going in people you don't like

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

thats the stuff my boy!

the point beats the edge!
*thrusts pont*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)

so: rapiers good, claymores bad?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

Falchions: ace

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

Well he was a shit guitarist.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

*rawks*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)

I concur!

youtube.com/watch?v=4u6Eeb0YrKY

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)

pahahah

what happened to:

"IRON MY SHIRT WOMAN!"

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)

so like, "claws"

does he have a "claw"?

HAHAH A CLAW?

does he have one?

well?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)

A nice plump claw

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)

Hahaha!

Ning!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)

'Ning sir, how do?

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)

good, ta

still in Cali soaking up the sun at my mates house, hence the internets presence :D how are we on this fine day?

(

McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)

I'm frustrated, this fucking internet connections is shit.

We're with BT for another year or so, because my stepdad got a contract, and BT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.
And they're not fucking british, either!
Whenever we call, we spend three times as much time and money getting them to repeat themselves because we can't understand a word they're saying.
FFS.
LET US LEAVE.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)

that sucks

there's only one solution: FIND THEM AND CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK!!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)

I have to keep resetting the internet.

It stops working completely:
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and it starts to load, but I accidentally click again and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and it starts to load, I wait a while and the page loads.

Then someone uses the phone and it disconnects completely.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)

AND I'M ON FUCKING BROADBAND

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)

I thought my internets had problems

But what the hell would possess anyone to join BTits?

(

Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

Apparently Indians.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

an indian exorcisim is needed.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)

Hahahah alright Hitler

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)

you could sit outside and enjoy the cool summer evening instead? :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)

It's wet and grey.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

hahaha i like his hook.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)

Oh, you noticed the hook?

Wow, I didn't think anyone would.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)

The contrast between hook + dress is low

Moar highlights/brighter hook would perhaps have helped
But still it's very good :D

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)

I wanted to make it subtle :]

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

I finished it for you!

cfb

(

Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)

oi! your 1k over

*unleashes swarm of optimization bats*

FLY MY PRETTIES, FLY!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)

It said 49k on b3tards!

*beats of your bats with a giant pink dildo*

(

Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)

GAH! theyre one weakness

*collects bats and retreats*

come on lads, the fun is over get back in the cage.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)

*sits and strokes Tommy* (Tommy being my dildo)

We always win in the end.

(

Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

100 quid for the first hour

50 pound an hour thereafter and tommy can play too.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

BIGGARRRRRRRRRRR ME HEARTIES!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)

STILL WOULD

BOTH

(

McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)

Thank you for the compliment :D

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

I didn't realise you had such cracking tits

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

TJ:

CONGRATULATIONS NADAL!

Stop crying you big girl.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

Who?

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

Havnt you been watching the cricket?

tut tut.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

some poncy tennis player

won a competition

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

Tennis is shit

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)

^this

It goes on for ages and it's even more the same thing over and over than football cricket.
Edit: football cricket? D: I meant cricket.
Football cricket would be immense! :D
I think :]
If they make it totally whacky.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)

*Begins plotting*

*Draws up plans to decimate the upper classes by mortaring a cluster bomb at next years wimbledon.*

Did you see the revolting people in the crowd.
Inbreeding does terrible things.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

They were probably from Cornwall, then.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)

~~Cornwall~~
Norfolk

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)

Hahaha :D

I'm sorry about your 34,000^th :P
Nicely done!
Where's my hook!?!
Or don't I want to know D:
It better be where my hand should be and not something else!
Oh I see it! *is klevah, honest*

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

34,000 posts in a little over a year?

That's an average of loads a day!

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

I've slowed down considerably recently :]

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)

*does as she is told*

She's got big breasts.

Also: this is rather well done.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)

Yes.

And thanks :D

(

ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)

Can i sneak in a sketch, please?

(

owensanity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)

nice

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

it's not quite what it purports to be, though, in that it's a sketch i did this morning, but i coloured it in 'shop.

(

owensanity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)

That adds to the effect, if you ask me.

Anyone asking me?

No?

Okay then...

/relurk

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)

hello

(big fat cocks, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)

*I like this ALOT*

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)

^This

'ning board

(

Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)

i like that loads it looks like an album cover or something

i did this earlier but didn't post it.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)

What is it?

A teapot with legs instead of a handle?

(

Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)

a mr man in prison seeing some light and being awestruck by it.

yeah man, fucking deep.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)

pffft!

For crimes against mistermanity

(

owensanity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)

i did this earlier, well last night and i did post it

but i'm gonna posti t again cos i'm a c*nt

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)

*reposts*

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)

This am made of win!

*clicks* =D

(

Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)

haha

super! im sure i saw her playing tennis earlier

(

Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)

pwoah. where are these mystical courts of tennis full of dusky maidens?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

Bloody hell, I've only just logged on and already you've confused my sexuality.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)

hahaha oh good

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)

I don't know whether to wank or cry

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)

Both!

It's what Jesus would do!

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Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)

In any particular order, or at the same time?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)

'i like this'

(big fat cocks, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)

Heh, I like this a lot =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)

Bowie!

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Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)

This is rather fucking ace

Here have this:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)

Your woo

is woo

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

You must not Woo a Woo!

You will cause the universe to explode!

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/hi+cockalorum/

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)

That's rather lovely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)

Ooh, I like that.

More plzkthx.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

Only if I can ask predictable questions.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

it works better with giraffes

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)

holey giraffe Batman

*hides*

(barandis, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenteresting.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)

it works better with the greyhound on the right.

aceness.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)

haha!

troo, troo

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

Reticulation's what you need,

if you want to be a record breeeeaaaaaker!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)

oh noes ghostly giraffe!

does anyone know if Dawn of War is any good?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

Yes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

But do you really know?

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)

Really?

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)

No.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)

Naked sailor.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)

My answer still stands.

Someone does know.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)

Oooh you're a sneaky one!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)

I assume this is a computer game thingy!

If so, the STOP!

Download a NES Emulator and Kickle Cubicle instead!

It is all of the win!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)

*Strokes my VBA*

I like my emulator =]

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Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)

FireNES ftw.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)

Warhammer 40k?

then the answer is yes

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)

Yes.

I'm hoping to borrow it on Wednesday and somehow cram it kicking and screaming into my Mac.

I also love how, on B3ta, you can ask a question about Warhammer (or at least related thereto) and not get laughed at.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)

*David Attenborough Voice*

The Chameliaffe....has a unique...and splended method of evading.... its predators. It lies down... on the dried mud flats... of the serengetti...and it looks like a boring jigsaw...thus sending the predators...to sleep.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)

The Daliness

is magnificent.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)

Oh yum!

A Curly-Wurly!

*nyom nom nyom nom nom nom*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)

haha

I haven't had a curly-wurly in ages

(

Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

Harry Hill does a great bit about Curly-Wurlys.

I might go watch his DVD.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)

lovely, nice one

TJ: does anyone know of any programs out there which will convert audio files to sound a bit like a Dalek?

Strange request I know, but all help appreciated. Bear in mind I'm also a complete techno-numpty, so it will need to be uber-simple.
I've had a very silly idea rattling around my head for a couple of days, and need to 'try' at least to do something with it, as long as windows movie maker will let me

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)

Goldwave is good.

Plus it's fast, and free.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)

Any audio processing software you like should be able to do it

the effect you want to look for is a Ring Modulator.

*cue giggles*

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)

bear in mind i normally stick to half arsed photoshopping

My idea is more ambitious than I usually strive for and requires stitching scenes together somehow and putting over a new 'soundtrack'.

Being new to this, it could take some time.

I shall bear this in mind, many thanks, kind sir.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)

Adobe Soundbooth

is good if like me you have the full CS3 master suite.
if not think cooledit (same program 4 versions ago now available as freeware i believe, although i haven't checked)

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)

ahhh! I do have the full CS3 master suite - good thinking

ta for that

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)

whats so funny about snooker?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

I like to put chalk

on the end of my willy.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)

...Thorne?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)

Do you blow it off afterwards?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

how old is chalk?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

I'm sure some fiddling in Audacity will easily get the effect you're striving for.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)

simple you say?

www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/5398759/-/Product.html?searchstring=dalek%20helmet&searchsource=0&source=9593

not quite what you were asking for, but it looks fun

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)

I laughed so hard on seeing that, I scared the shit out of my other half

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)

Have you tried talking like a Dalek into a mic?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

sadly, I can't hold a tune...

which is required for the idea to work.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)

I see.

Then you want a ring modulator plug-in.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

www.celemony.com/cms/

audacity.sourceforge.net/

supportpcs.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=205&Itemid=69

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

Most things work better with Giraffes

except limbo dancing.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)

That is awesome

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)

Hi Spacefish

Long time no see

Very nice giraffe cloaking device btw...

(

Some species have the technique more perfected:

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)

for Walrus man

meh...it's better than nothing. maybe

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)

Here I sit on the ocean floor, waiting for birdie num nums.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

Cops hate firemen.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

yeah?

the cops would win in a fight though, blatantly.

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

think about it...

the cops would have riot vans and guns, the firemen would just have a hose and spanners. If they could harness the power of fire, they might stand a chance but that generally goes against the whole ethos of the fire fighters. Fools.

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

Spanners?

My Dad's a Fireman and he could 'ave you.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

not if I were a cop

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)

KillerKitty

will not be impressed.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

why?

it's not a competition and his/hers will be better anyway.

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

hissy fit

homicidal young cats are known for them.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)

ah yes

I guess the name was a clue. Still, I'll stock up on luxury whiskers and I'm sure it'll work out.

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)

meow

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)

Didgeridoo or Didgeridon't?

Fischer Price

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)

Have at him Bobby.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)

Whoever weens,..

Wee jape!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)

I dont get these

but they are ace. If jebus had tits like that Id be in church every sunday.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

Buddha had better tits imo.

Allah has a maHooosive foreskin.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)

Jah

Has A Massive cock but suffers erectile disfunction due to massive amounts of cannibis consumption.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)

Jah-rule?

The famous rapper and midget fancier?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)

I beleive jah

is the god of rasta's although im admittedly ignorant on the subject of religeon.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

So he is!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jah

*worships*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

Is that me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)

No. it's Christ with tits.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)

If I might reiterate . . .

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

If you must, butt make haste!

Actually, forget the haste can I get a brioche?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)

Dip them again!

A second coating is sure to perk them up even more.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)

doodles

also i hate to ask but if anyone has a copy of osx leopard i could borrow to fix my computer.

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connor, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)

Trapped in a bibble.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)

yourself and superdave illustrated the dream i had last night

it was awesome

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)

also my photoshop tip of the day

if you go to window/brush/shape dynamics. and then from the drop down box select 'fade' you can have a play about with that by changing the number and the minimum diameter setting just below to draw things like hair or whatever. it makes lines start out thick and end thin.

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connor, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

Thats what graphics tablets are for.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

but in a different and awesome way

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connor, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

when i plug my tablet it

it does that automatically even when i use paint and stuff.

*cool guy with shades*

ningles

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)

my tablet

makes me feel really happy and friendly and see things that arnt there.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)

Brilliant!

I just had a go and i'm stoked to bits with how easy it is. Thanks very much for that.

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owensanity, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)

yay!

no leopards, i'm afraid

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)

Dribbly clouds.

Rather cool effect.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)

Got a headache? Try Fednad

(eyes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)

Like all brits

come july, I turn into a tennis expert for 2 weeks. That Nadal fella is the best player ive ever seen. He looks like carlos tevez which gives him extra woo points.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)

tennis is one of the world's worst sports

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)

nah, cricket is the most boring sport on the planet

and people only watch tennis because theres no footie on.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)

crickets ace

its just a vehicle for pimms :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)

cricket also blows

golf is the worst tho

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)

golf is crap to watch

but great fun to play.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)

lies

think about the opportunities presented by golf greens: driving those cars about, frollicking with womens, smoking spliffs in sand-traps, picnics.

TBH having golf clubs will just make it easier to spot wankers when the revolution comes. Tartan shorted fucknuts.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)

The Revolution will not make you ten pounds lighter

The Revolution will not be televised

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)

LOLz

You need to go bruntwood park in cheadle, its not the most professional of courses but absoloutely everyone playing there is smoking joints.

Its ace.

EDIT: *Remebers the time that he was playing a round and misjudged his swing horrendously* The driver plowed into the ground, snapped in half and the bottom half went flying into the air. I turned around to see my mates flee in all directions coz nobody knew where the rogue part of my club was gonna come down.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)

I hate cricket almost as much as I hate this nation's other love,

Doctor Who.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)

here here

Dr Who is an embarrasment.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)

You are as close to perfectly wrong as anyone has ever bee

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)

All sports suck

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Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)

that should be a

compo post. The number of people on the internet is directly proportional to the number of people who bizarrely are anti-sport, hence the abhorrent number of fat people you see these days.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)

You don't need to play sports to be fit o_o

You just need to not be a lazy cunt and get off your arse now and again.

(

Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)

here here.

there is no excuse for it i say.

*lift up belly to check if penis is still there*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)

Tennis wears me out just watching it

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)

aaaaaaaaaa

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)

Ahh...

So someone else saw the same BBC report with those photos...
Scares the hell out of me, though.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)

Birdbox

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)

May I have permission to color this?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)

But of course

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)

Yay!

I have to go to my guitar lesson in a few minutes, but I'ma color it when I get home. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)

yay for guitar lessons.

rock it hard

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)

Fhtagn

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)

How fantastically weird

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Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)

CTHULUFACE!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)

fhtagn! fhtagn!

you should use your chilli flake making skills to make pic pon and jerky. do you own a pestle and mortar?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)

I own the pestle and mortar of the gods!

wtf is pic pon?

Making jerky sounds like a mission!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)

both are well easy

prik pao

use less sugar than they recommend and more chilli

jerky

now think of this....... prik pao jerky. fuck yeah

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)

sounds tasty

i hooked a mate at work up with a little crack-wrap of my chilli powder/flakes, he tasted it and done a cry. Whilst making it just being near it caused my sinuses to open, which was refreshing.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)

amazing. what type of chilli you using?

we've got 42 harbeneros in the garden *evil glee*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)

nice

those are strong bastards. 'trose was selling off a load of thai chilis near teir sellbys dried in the oven and mashed up. Threw in some old jalapenos too.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)

hah tj

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7492210.stm

Photofits still as hilarious as ever,

who the hell draws these things? blind fuckers with no hands?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)

wait... they were killed by ed norton?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)

yes and Yes.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)

i love your madness

woo

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

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