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(still GIF experimenting guys)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

*spacks out*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

wuss

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)

The colours are changing in time with

Yes - i see all good people

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

no thanks

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

ouch. my head, my eyes. :(

Instead of making spacky colours draw a cdc in gimp, apply a bunch of curve bends or other distorts and make it spunk.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)

heheh!

reminds me of my first 'new tablet' cdc...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

oh that one is good!!

mine was a mouse effort, my first tablet thing was a cock and a drawing of che guvera...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

heh!

I can't watch mine for very long before I start to feel ill.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

"my eyes; the goggles, they do nothing!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

Google works fine for me

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

no it doesn't

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

sounds like you're quoting Ashen there

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

*rocks*

*spacks*
*rocks & spacks*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

Uh ting.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

awww he/she/it's lovely!

*feeds doughnuts*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

*kises*

*runs*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

*throws rubbish in*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

he's one of the little chompy things in this: www.pown.it/?uid=1

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Shada, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

OH FUCK YES.

That's brill

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

YARB!

woo!
I just got out of bed - woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

also...

~~TJ : how to put a dvix onto a dvd so my parents can watch a knock off nigel film?~~ doesn't matter... they don't want to watch it now

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

depends on whether your rents have an avi playing dvd player

if not you need to convert it to an mpg with a converty program.

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arrangedletters, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

i think it does

i shall experiment - please hold

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

oh hello you

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fannycradock, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

I want one!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

yay! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)

BEAN!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

*squeals*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

Why do i imagine it belching like Barney Gumble?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

*everyone* should belch like Barney Gumble

Just my tuppence worth.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

yes, but when people sneeze and accidentally fart at the same time (the Snart) is funnier -

-that look of horror on their face is priceless.

but it would appear it's a rare occurance...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

haha!

Very true, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

maybe bindun

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

he most certainly is

(but I wouldn't say it to his face)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

Did he end up going anywhere yesterday?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

Hell?

*hopes*

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

Portsmouth wanted him...

...and offered Newcastle a swap (I don't know who for). Newcastle wanted a part exchange, claiming Barton was worth £4m.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

bwahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

i have no idea who that is

but you have written cock on him

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

technically I just wrote c

it's joey barton - he's a dirty scumbag

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

again... no idea who that is

but if you say so...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

Footballer,

convicted of assault I think, but still paid a ridiculous amount of money to occasionally kick a ball around and chase people.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

I did it some time ago ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

vard vard ding ding tickets please

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

Hahaha

It's your sister, dude!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

omg she must be freezing

nice shoppage :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

"Does this bus go to the pit of Carkoon?"

"Nah, you want the 81 for that"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

the thought of Blakey shouting

'I'll get you Jabba' amuses me

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Dr. trouser, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

Carrie Fisher is/was hot.

She is also a nutcase.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

These two things seem to go hand-in-hand quite often

in my, admittedly limited, experience...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)

You speak the truth

but nutcaseyness goes more often without hotness than vice versa.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

why is hotness, in this context, not just 'heat'?

(I'm not saying it should be, mind you - just wondering!)

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

cf: Margot Kidder in her pomp

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

pomp?

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

looks like surgery has got the better of her

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

yikes

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

what happened to graceful aging?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

WHY INJECT YOUR LIPS?

don't do it ladies... its not a good look...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

I injected my lips.

But just with condiments, in case of emergencies. The top is ketchup and the bottom is mayonnaise.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

blimey... I honestly don't know what to say to that...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

Steve Tyler?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

Yes.

*clicks*

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fannycradock, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

hahhaha, brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

she has no feets!

poor barely dressed lela :D

woo!

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arrangedletters, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

YES!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)

hahaha!

bloody excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

YES!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

That's ace!

*click*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

this is brilliant

if you made this into a stencil and sprayed it on a wall noone would like it.

If you were banksy and you made it into a stencil and sprayed it on a wall everyone would love it.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

Lovely work, there!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Wonderful!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

Nicely done!

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Ratsta, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

now that I like

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)

I wanted to save this for my 2,000th post, but I can't wait that long.

Bigger: Fullsize (286kb) | Less massive (150kb)
More demons and shit at bobtodd.deviantart.com

I like demons. This is Silrathus (Ratu to his chums), metalworker and gemcutter by trade and alchemist by hobby. His powers are fire and thunder, and his favourite foods are bees and custard. He also thinks Julie Moult is an idiot.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

woah, I was waiting to see this finished,

that sir, is a pure work of art and so very full of WOOOOOO!

Outstanding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

Oo, thank you. :D

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

A man of power and wisdom, sir

have a *click*

In other news: superb sig!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

Thank you, and thank you.

(Do you know the track it's from, or do you just like it for its own sake?)

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

from Repo Man, wasn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

Oh, I've not heard of that.

I know it as the title of a Future Sound of London track. Of course, it's possible they didn't make it up themselves.

EDIT: Just looked it up, and it is from Repo Man, though the original quote is 'eyes melt', not 'eyes pop'.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

Just did a quick check,

It was from Repo Man.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0087995/quotes

Edit: With the aforementioned difference, indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)

Really nice light, this is definitely the best I've seen of yours.

Very nicely done indeed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)

Ta, I'm quite chuffed with it myself.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

Yay Its finally finished?

Looks wicked!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

Indeed it is.

Cheers. (:

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

very nice!

like the light source and the shading

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

Ta duck.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

Lovely demon madam

*applauds*

The eyes are particularly nicely done.

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in vino veritas, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

Thanks; I'm quite happy about how the eyes came out myself.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

TJ:

IVV!
*Big Hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

This is wonderful.

I like that he seems to be slightly irritated at having his picture done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

Pfft, he probably would be and all.

Ta.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

glad you were able to make him less gleeful than he was before :)

nice work

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

Cheers.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)

not bad not bad.

who is julie moult?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

She's an idiot.

She's a journalist for the Sun and the Daily Fail, so that tells you she's a twat right off the bat. She stole one of BBDO's images for the Mail and wrongly accused him of googlebombing.

So because she's an idiot who doesn't know what googlebombing is... we're going to googlebomb her. www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2008/08/julie_moult.asp

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

hahah!! well I think that's just a small part of her comupance

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

Very nice.

Seen the 'in progress' versions of this.

Nice and moody. We like!

*clickage*

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

Woo! Ta.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

YYYEEEAHHHH

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Shada, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

Isn't this

this 7th time I've seen this pic?

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Ratsta, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

I've been posting the work in progress versions, yes.

And I did say for the last four or so to speak out if you were getting sick of it, and no-one did. Anyway, it's finished now, so you won't see it again.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)

flying in the back garden was dangerous...

first shop in a while, its good to be doing them again

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

very nice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

Ooooh, cute

can you animate? If so, I'd animate a stalky bumwiggle in there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

no i can't

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)

Well it's lovely as it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)

*stalky bumwiggles*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

my money is going on Kitty Kong....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

60.66

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)

Pffft.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

I don't like cats

/ac

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

k3b, did you see this?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7593509.stm

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)

All those fit birds

and he still can't get his hole :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)

I knew it was happening but I didn't go and watch.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

Apologies in advance for legnth: sorry :)

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

Eating her steak and ale pie.

A dirty old spider sat down beside her.

And put his hand on her thigh.

"Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt

of my parents when i tell."

The spider unzipped rubbing his tip

slightly exposing his bell.

"You've got some nerve you fucking old perv

this is your fucking last chance."

"Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot

and i'm certain to be in your pants."

She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled

and slowly pulled down her tights.

"Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight

your pussy is still perfect and tight."

"Someone is coming you'd better get running

they'll scream at just this sight!"

"I don't give a shit this is the bit

where i finally get my reward."

The spider thrusted her cherry was busted

Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.

"Hairless and fresh this is THE BEST.

I can't wait to blow my load."

Muffet wriggled free got to her knees

and pushed Spider into the road.

A lorry came past and within a flash

He was a pile of guts and froth.

Muffet layed back very relaxed

and finally finished herself off.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

epic!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

hahahahah, fucking hell that was epic, and the office is wondering why I am laughing so much for no apparent reason!

it is all a bit "wrong" though :S

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)

Bloody hell, woo and everything but I also feel a touch wrong now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)

I had trouble with the scansion

and the raping-a-child aspect
but mainly the scansion.

edit: bums. This was meant to be a reply to the OP.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

you are correct though

the scansion is all wrong.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)

0_0

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)

This is wrong in so many ways... :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

that is so sick

I love it

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

fucking hell!

at least Mr spider died happy :-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

o_O

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

I'm not sure which bothers me more, the 400k of pictures or the fact that you go on about Miss Muffet being pre teen so much.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

they're not in one picture

and if she's not preteen, it doesn'y really matter.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

i disagree

it'd be just the same without

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

That's a difficult one

As wrong as it is, it does make it funnier.
IMO

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)

it would have got a click from me otherwise

and i don't often make that sort of decision :(

different strokes for different folks etc.

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)

I know where you're coming from

I have two kids myself and I did think the same at first, maybe I've just gotten used to the sick humour of my collegues here.
:(

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

god yes

normally it doesn't bother me at all

dunno :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)

Rape doesn't really matter if the person is not pre-teen?!?

*puts on rape cloak exits*

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fannycradock, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

ok so looking like a hairy ball might be where I'm going wrong then...

or maybe it's the bloody lorries

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

simple answer is

RAPE

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

no matter how much I dress like a whore no one want's to rape me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

not using punctuation like that, they won't.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)

meh, yeah but when they can see me solve this:

their panties should come down so fast that they get rugburn on their thighs!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

c'mon - I was only messing.

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

:) but it's a sure fire winner! I just say p(R) is a step function and then

I multiply through by 2\dot{R}R^2 and they'll be on their backs desperate to accept me.

They will won't they?

I mean I'm not doing this in vain?

There is a reason for my existance?

I will get laid sooner or later?

Won't I?

Hello?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

*touches inappropriately*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

hehe

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)

haha legnth

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

Hahahahaa

Fucking awesome!

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

Christ!

Ace.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

Maximum woo to you!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

oh sweet shuddering fuck!!

it is so beautiful yet so disturbing.
Your magnum opus.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

Spider rape, spider rape,

does whatever it takes to rape,
Can he swing, from a web?
Yes he can, when he's not commiting rape,
Look out, here comes the spider rape.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

haha!

Thanks. Now can you help me explain my highly audible mirth to my colleagues...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

not relevant

but how do you post images in an existing thread???? help please.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

erm

I always do it by just typing the HTML in manually, like this:

<img src="http://www.wibble.com/nicepicture.gif" />

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

bugga

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)

I may have been quicker...

but your image URL wins.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

yay!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

click reply and then cut and paste the image location

< img src="www.spackers.com/myspunkingcockpic.jpg"/ >

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

thankyou muchly

clicks.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

You need an excuse that's safe for work

so tell them it's donkey porn

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

sweet!

thanks!

...

*collects P45*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

Sorry, did I say donkey porn

I meant the website for Companies House. I always get them mixed up.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

O.o that was a long un...and a wrong un!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

Hahaha

But by recent reasoning you drew a spider and a little girl having sex so you must be a paedo or a furry.

Or both.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

I think it's safe if you're both, because the one cancels out the other

(this may not stand up in a court of law)

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

I'll test it out.

I couldn't give a damn myself. I like most of the pictures on here.

If people don't like cartoons because they have tails then click ignore.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)

hahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)

hahahaha

you are such a young paedo. hahaha that is superb. It is well worth animating.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)

This is excellent

How do I isolate the URL of just this thread? Is there a way?

Also, I can't seem to find an "e-mail to friend" function for this....

I want to keep it for posterity.

(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)

click "i like this"

and it will be in your profile under posts that you liked.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)

try this

www.b3ta.com/board/8705325

(just click on the white message icon next to the subject).

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

~~www.b3ta.com/board/8705325~~
^ yeah that

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

Motherfucking FP this NOW!!!

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

hahahahaha

*clicks*
*saves a copy*
*prints off and sticks around house*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)

hahahahaha

fooking pric

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

pedo fucking spiders.. haha

you loon

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

This is a world of wrong, but very woo.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

this is why we are all here

this is EXACTLY what our granddads all fought for

(

spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)

Controversial Olympic Sports #1

We're winning!

(Virulent, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

he LOVES it, he does!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

Just thought...

Would one win by Giving, or recieving the most?

(Virulent, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

Ha!

very good point...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

Usually by receiving.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

you *would* say that

;)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

I can't help being informed....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

I rely on you for that

very reason.

*mwah*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

Me = Erotopaedeia

First one to make a paedophile joke earns my disappointment.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

A paedophile walks into a bar.

He says 'ouch' and then molests a child.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

You've let me down.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

*re-inflates*

Always here to help, m'dear.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

*barely suppressed guffaws*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

under age drinking these days.

a certian kiddy was mentioning it just the other day...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

Hahahaha

you loon!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

hahahaha!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)

hahahahahah! outstanding!!

wwe need more interesting events for 2012.... Or atleast intoduce tsome traditional british event in there, like cheese wheel rolling, pie eating contests and the such!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

Olympic cock fighting!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

Olympic Dogging

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

Hehehe

Donking!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

what's this donk business?

I must've missed it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

He joined West brom yesterday

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/west_bromwich_albion/7592617.stm

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

hahah

I wondered if it was him

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

Hahaha

Put a donk on it is a youtube chav track!

I'll try and find it for you Mighty!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

It's bad, you've been warned.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)

HaHaHaHaHa!

Bangin'

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

haha

I like this

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

Oh no!

What have I done?

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)

haaha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)

MaaaaaDonna...

(Definitely wouldn't )

(

Darklord, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

Look at those arms.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

They're just

WRONG!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

I should hope so, mine don't look like that.

From the neck down she's sort of like those old men who are still strong but only because of a lifetime of lifting and stuff.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

Truly, Mrs Richie is looking rather odd thesedays.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

What's the name for when you're addicted to working out?

She needs to do something constructive with her time. Something that keeps her busy, quiet, and most important, quiet.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

sucking an elk

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

arf

*chokes on apple*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

This is a very good idea.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

I'm sensing that

quiet is the determining factor here.

Gets my vote.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

She should go placidly amongst the noise and haste etc.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

;)

~~etc~~ and get sadly mown down by a huge articulated lorry.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)

Beep beep!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

Well, it *had* to be you driving it,

or so I was thinking.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

Where's Riff Raff???

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu4g-N8bQKE

it's a total 80s! reminiscence!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

Did you check out the

Flashing Blade intro?

True genius.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

I did!

didn't Trev and Simon used to redub it on Saturday Morning TV?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

I have to admit I've never

seen Trev & Simon.

*is shamed*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

You never swung your pants?!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

Well, not watching them whilst doing it, anyhow.

*is confused*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

*youtubes*

*craves speakers*

Damn this silent office PC! Just you wait 'til I get home...

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

it brought back memories of Sunday afternoons...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

I would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

You should just put that in your sig and have done with it

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

done.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

LOL

Well done, sir.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

as long as I don't have to try the veal

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

I have,

and I have been scrubbing the damn thing with dettol ever since

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

well it's still an improvement....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

0.0

Shopped only, etc...

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

^this

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

nasty

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

I find this far less terrifying than the actual Madonnabot.

I've kept this description of her that I found somewhere: 'the veiny middle-aged woman hanging around all the time yattering away in the world's least convincing British accent with her vagina hanging out'. Yes.

(

fannycradock, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

shopped images etc...

Grand!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

would you??

(

skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

Madonna is slowly turning into a man

(

Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)

whoo

(

skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

Paper bag......

Jobs a good'un

:P

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

You used Iggy Pop for the body,

that's wonderful!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

ncashoes for big discounting now

Hi.this is steven,i come from ncashoes company (http://www.ncashoes.com) (mail:[email protected])
Our company are experienced wholesaler and provide free dropship service to worldwide, started in 2002 and have plenteous experience in shoes ,clothing,belts.handbags.and so on, cooperating with merchants who run online auctions such as ebay, Amazon,Overstock etc or running own web store. ..
now we wholesale&retail top brands sporting shoes.such as Jordan Fusion, Jordan ,Adidas,Nike,Puma,Dunk SB,huge selection best offer.you are welcome to visit our website ,more info please click in and contact us online.any inquiries will be appreciated.

(steven8899, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

yay spammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

I'm sorry, I don't wear shoes.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

neither do i

*fetches crutches*

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

Plenteous... what a word!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

i like "provide free dropship service"

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

meh

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

o hai

(

fannycradock, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

BIG DISCOUNTING NOW

I think I'll take over the 'big not giving a shit for the forseeable future' thanks.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

I LOVE DEM SHOES!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

Well, you should

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

errrr....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

yay kliban!

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

I'm going to mail you nasty nasty things.

(

Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

fuck off you cunt

Do you think I am just going to sit here quietly and let you come in here and spruik shit when I am in tilt? No I am going to use this opportunity to vent my frustrations upon you. you utterly twatheaded human being. I hope you next sexual partner is a donkey that bites your dick off when you try for a blow job.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

Don't you ever stop doing this.

*shakes firmly by hand*

You, sir, are a star!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

pfft!

That makes me chuckle every time!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

You are a liar and a cunt.

I hope you die.

(

Ratsta, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

don't worry. He/she will.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

What when their code corrupts?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

no on an a warm summers evening on a train bound for nowhere.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

Come back when you've got some news

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

Have you just bought new shoes?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

lol

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

*visits*

*buys shoes*
*enjoys purchase*

A+++++

(

Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

"such as Jordan Fusion"

~~Got any Peter Andre's?~~
FUCK OFF.

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

NO SHOES WE'RE BRITISH

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

I'm British

and I'm shoes.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

Yes to GrandmaOfShoes

but no to regular shoes

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

You are the exception

that proves the rule

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

Last night

I found a tramp sheltering in my garden from the rain, he was huddled under the big tree at the back, by the compost bins.

In such weather, I wasn't going to turf him out, instead I made him a hot cup-a-soup (chicken) and took it out to him. His big, bushy beard was all a quiver as I approached, he was expecting the worst.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered it was former US secretary for State Madeleine Albright! And so grateful was she for the hot soup that she tugged at the rope round her middle until her dirty great coat fell open revealing her huge saggy tits and grey, half-prolapsed minge.

She fell to her knees and immediately began fellating me with fantastic gusto and I quickly shot my gunge down her greedy throat.

Afterwards, waves of disgust washed over me and as I looked down at her smiling face. I became enraged and pierced her rib cage with a garden fork. I then used my hedgetrimmer to chop her into bits and chucked her into the compost bins, cracking one off with my gore spattered hand for good measure.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

I think JPG should issue you one of his special certificates for that...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

;)

Duly awarded...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

Mr Box, you never fail to delight me

with these charming tales of your adventurous escapades. Long may you continue to do so!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

That's the best thing I've read in ages.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

hahaha win!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

I actually became quite aroused

writing this one.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

I hereby award this medal to Wasp Box, for persistently humourous and mildly disturbing stories in the face of twattery.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)

Thank you

I'd like to thank Madeleine Albright, my mother, ~~God~~, my fluffer and my dead dog's dad.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)

How many times

will this spamming cunt sign up and post this shit
fuck off fuck off fuck off

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

You, Sir, are a

pail of dromedary excrement. I hope that your penis turns green in hue and falls off at an inconvenient moment.

Good day.

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

I suspect that

*any* moment would be fairly inconvenient for penile-detachment.

Except, maybe, if it was stuck in the grill at the bottom of a swimming pool, and the detachment saved one from drowning.
_{no, this hasn't happened to me. Yet.}

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)

I think it might be particularly

inconvenient if it happened whilst urinating, and one ended up wetting ones shoes...

To be honest, what I really wanted to type was "Fuck off you cunt", but everyone else beat me to it! :)

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

Nice Lurkage

Now you can fuck off!

Go!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

COCK

OFF

(

dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

why do they all assume that we need shoes?!

i am playing with the nice man from customer services.

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)

They don't think we're capable of leaving the house

and going down the fucking shop because we're all far too addicted to the internets.

I don't know how they know all this.
:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)

I am very unimpressed with their autocensorship

I observed it was based in China, and asked lots of questions about Tibet, which he was clearly able to read.

Perhaps we, the citizens of B3ta, can use this channel to circumvent suppressive government.

Next, I shall convert a customer sales person to Christianity.

(

prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)

please do the right thing

and fuck off

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)

Angry child repost op

(

Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

omg, shoes

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)

hardly topical

or relevant for that matter.. but i been fiddling with it for ages and it amused me :)

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

My my!

What a stunning piece of work. Have this woo.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

*intercepts*

your woo's are not worthy, this post requires something more epic than a woo

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

that's ace!

although I'm worried by what appears to be an advert for a severed female leg, over there on the right.

EDIT: have a woo, too

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

The his would suggest hosiery

or maybe ladies' Hoss, since he had to make money once Bonanza finished.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

you're not old enough to remember Bonanza...

anyone remember High Chapparal?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

I'm not old enough to remember Led Zeppelin

but marvel at how I've heard of them.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

Through osmotic pressure,

I'm guessing.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

*marvels*

Hey, as well as a famous publisher of comics, wasn't Marvel a brand of instant coffee or something, years ago?

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

Powdered Milk kind of stuff, as far as I recall.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

aaah that sounds like it.

Anyone remember Tip-Top?
"Aren't you looking slim, Mum?"
"With your help, Tip-Top!"
Christ.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

Ooh, I have some of that here for my coffee :)

Click for bigger (24KB)

(

Carlossus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)

cripes!

I didn't realise it was still available.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)

Yep,

Right up there with 'The Flashing Blade'

Now, *that* was a show...

Edit: CHECK THIS BABY OUT! www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ZEDNkZ2L4

\o/

*Jumps around like a loon!!*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

vaguely...

how did the theme music go? My colleagues and I were trying to remember, a week or two ago.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

rubbish tv on a sunday

just what we all need

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

Really?

They're all the rage over here.

(

Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

That's rather marvellous...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

That is brilliant!

*insta-clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

That be awesome.

woo!

(

Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

Lovely!

(

fannycradock, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

Wonderful!

\o/

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

That's quite beautiful.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

gentlmen? am I missing something?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

brilliant work

like it :)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

bloody hell, that's ACE!

*clicked!*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)

Hurrah!

Steam-punk excellence!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

Such an enigmatic smile...

Monaleeza Rice. Click for bigger (60KB)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

niceley!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

SMURF!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

haha

very good.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)

Like that, guv'nor

:D

Have a *click*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

oh Condi

yeah baby.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

Waspy, you never cease to

scare me in new and interesting ways.

Bless you, sir.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

scroll up

for some new US government malarky in the shoes thread!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

Superb!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)

Woonderful!

Have a *click* Barb you little sausage you...:-)

(

Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

Have a Mona Sonia

(

Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

Terrific!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

Oh no. No no no non o nono no non on on ono 111no1

(

Carlossus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

16 year-old breaks transfer window

(

Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

'Shatter' was always my favourite Letraset font...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Check these out. I may be showing my age here...

www.seven-wonders.co.uk/atranges.html

(

Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

I love that site

I had all the batman and star wars ones

*edit - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! The star wars cereal ones! *flashbacks to being about 7 years old*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

oh my goodness

*reminisces*

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

I think I got the Battlestar Gallactica ones from Shreddies too

they'd have pictures on the back of the box for you to stick the transfers to.

Fucking ace. Pisses all over the XBox 360 too :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

I really am a little kid at the breakfast table again

They were brilliant, weren't they?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

Good? Good?

Bloody Amazing!!!

why don't they do these any more????

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)

hear, hear!

bring back cereal-box-goodies.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

^this

I miss the old ghostbusters water transfers, the Dungeons and Dragons hologram cards, and the sticker packs from Sugar Puffs in the 80's....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)

Bring back the 80s!!!!

We need Jason Lee Collins on the case

Or Justin....

hehe

Bring back the 80s!

Well, here Oi am at 1982's house - he says he won't talk to us, but I reckon I can persuade him as I've already got 1984 on board....

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

Give 'im a chinese burn, mate

That'll sort him out.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

Peasy!!!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

Monsieur Bobs!

all well, my fine young fellow?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

don't forget Shrinky Dinkies

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

OH MY GOD

I'd forgotten about these

these were ace!!!!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

It's the cereal ones I remember

My nephews still have old cars of mine with transfers of explosions on them

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

lovely lovely explosions!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)

Batman Rub Ons!!!

Hahahahaha!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

i'd guess

you're over 38 at least then

(

Dr. trouser, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

That's not fair, everyone's scrotum is wrinkly.

Ninj, put the mouse back in the house, there's a love.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

Sorry all...

...I be 43 and a half nearly...hang on, sorry. I'll be 44 next. Why is it, that when you ask parents how old their kids are they always tell you the age that they will be next. Never the age that they actually are at the time of asking...

(

Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

Because it sounds like a shorter time until they sod off?

Just for you Ninj, when I breed I won't do that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

Thanks...

Captain, can I come to the Christening?

(

Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

I don't see why not.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

wasn;t that

gary glitter's defence?

(

Dr. trouser, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

'She'll be 18 when she's older'

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)

and that, Ladies and Gentlemen was an

Office LOL

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

Splendid

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

haha!

tea, meet keyboard.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

this is true

and annoying. I will start describing my son's age in terms like, "he was twelve, two years ago", or, "By Christmas 1999, he had lived through five summers".

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

like in fantasy novels where the author decides to put some bollocks for age like "he'd have been 50 winters old"

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)

hehe I remember the star wars/ batman / black hole ones

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

Yes!!

The robot from 'The Black Hole'... Vincent, was it?, voiced by Roddie McDowell or some such.

/faltering memory blog

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

Vincent and Bob :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)

That's The One!

Prodge, you're a bloody star.

/gets all misty-eyed for Disney sci-fi

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

this little fella?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

Joseph, sir

God bless you.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)

oh my fucking word.....

I remember those things as a kid (although most of the ones I had were "danger mouse" and am obviously too young to remeber most of the ones on there)

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

"The 2012 build schedule hits another set-back"

"Welcome to Tuesday, please post caefully."
Hope you get the reference.

(Ikea Boy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

good effort but wrong board i'm afraid

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

Are there cakes if we don't?

Edit: and also:

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

oh god I hope so

I'd love a slice of battenburg

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

or a French Fancy

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

i think i have a slice of passion cake downstairs

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

I'm sure you do....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

*blushes* oh stop it

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

*wrestles to the floor in a sexual way*

You love it, you slaaaaaag!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

I'm not sure

if that's an offer of cakey goodness, or a thinly-disguised come-on.
I can work with either...

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

Arf!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

Sadly not.

...How about more half-hearted photoshop images?

(Ikea Boy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Well, I'd exercise a little caution, but you can if you want.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

caeful now

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

"I accept jesus into my mouth"

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

"transubstantiate this"

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

flippin 'eck

what are you lot still doing here?
You'll be breaking the space time continuity error time thing if you're not caeful

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

We're doing community service for past crimes.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

Being funny is a crime now?

JESUS WEPT

(

Shiksa, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

IT'S ALSO THE PUNISHMENT

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

ah, sweet pain.

(

Shiksa, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

Avast!

www.b3ta.com/board/8705077

I have my own interhighwaysupernet again, and it is spiffing.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

ris?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

erm

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

Pfft.

(

fannycradock, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

I love this...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

Hahaha

bestest RIS ever

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

Daley Thompson was rubbish at swimming

*breaks keyboard membrane*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

I'm lost in a sea of RIS.....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

strikethrough R plus P plus S....

ROFLCOPTORZ!!!!ONETYLEVEN!!!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

CRISPS!

oh...wait a minute now

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

ISPS?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

desu desu desu desu

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

Kore wa chizu no jamu desu ka?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

milk i assume

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

Is the pool closed due to aids?

If the answer is yes then I get the joke, if no then RIS?

(

Aenesis, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

fuck off back to 4chan

/autocomplete

(

Ratsta, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

morning all, how's it going?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

(That Random Guy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

Awww

But there's only 1 way to be sure of its alive/dead state.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

sex it and see if you get turned on?

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

~~you~~ it +s

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

but if you never open it

it can't be dead, thereby ensuring you have a kitty

(That Random Guy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

nuke it from orbit?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

it's the only way to be sure

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

to be sure, to be sure

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

That's just what I thought... after I'd posted.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

It's also why the Irish wear 2 condoms

fnarr

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

pffft!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

I like internet comics

they make me laugh
because I like seeing 500 people doing the same joke.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

there are only seven jokes in the world

but most people use the same three over and over

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

I just laugh, continuously.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

I like internet comments

because they're all by people who think that being high-handed, dismissive and superior about other people's work makes them sound cool and interesting.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

that's alright.

I don't think that.

I know that.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

ooooooooooooooooh, *raises handbag again*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

I like internet handbags

because then I have to think of a reason why I like them and normally it just consists of typing a reply outlining - basically - what I've just said

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

It was not an attack on GMOS

I'm just bored of this whole affected 'look at me, I think everything's shit' attitude that seems to be prevalent online - just pop over to talk for a while to see what I mean.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

hehe

'look at me, I think talk's shit'
;)
I'll admit though I was being particularly horrible.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

I love talk, I'm on there quite a lot.

But it's got it's bad points, just like this place.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

hurray for communities :)

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

The funny thing is that some people who do this actually are cool and interesting.

LIKE JESUS

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

Jesus and I are throwing shapes as we speak.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

10 Points

for best Mental Image of the Day so far.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

GMOS is very cool and interesting

far more interesting than jesus.

And better in bed.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

YOU'RE JUST BEING IGNORANT

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

You're right. I haven't actually slept with Jesus.

He turned me down, so I'm just bitter.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

It's all about putting it in their personal style

or lack thereof

Good day sir! You well?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

Yeah mate, I'm getting by.

How're you?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

I'm alright. Getting my knees bleached by gnomes this afternoon.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

sounds exotic!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

only in holland

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

ooooooooooooooooh, *raises handbag*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

teehee!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

The drama I've seen here tonight has been some of the most constructive drama I've ever seen on this site.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

SHOES!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

CHECK OUT THAT!

Alright gorgeous, you well?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

I'M GOOD, THANKS

procrastinatin'.. not doing things I should be doing.
like eat, maybe

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

mmmm eating is lovely.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

The original of that has gone down in b3tan history as the best user-related image

ever.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

haha!

leave the box closed; that way the cat is both alive and dead at the same time
_{My understanding of quantum physics may be a little sketchy...}

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

thanks albert

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

If you can hear it meowing, it can't really be a schrodinger's cat

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

The wave function of the cat is in a linear superposition.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

As far as I'm concerned, cats can probably collapse their own wave functions.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

just to be ornery

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

haha!!

just seen a trainee neurophysiologist advertised...
should i go for it?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

Why not, what's the worst thing that could happen?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

i might hate it....

*frets*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

Or you might be the best god-darned neurothingywatsit evah!

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

haha!

YEAH!
i'll own your brains!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

you should

before i do

(That Random Guy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

it's a race eh?

*dons racing goggles*
GO!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

right!

errmm can you send me a link.. and possibly the qualifications

(That Random Guy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

bugger!

they want you to go to westminster uni!
www.jobs.nhs.uk/cgi-bin/vacdetails.cgi?selection=912075696

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

yes yes yes

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

is that a yes then?

i'll print out all the information and see what the wife reckons tonight

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

I mean no*

* yes

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

Go for it, sounds like fun.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

i'm certainly seriously considering it!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

Bah... just pass it off as a Korean delicacy, the the recipient will be none the wiser....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

that's not at all funny

though in your defense, I don't think anyone could do a joke about starving a kitten to death and make it funny to me.

At least your comic has a cool title.

(

Shiksa, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

they're fucking stick figures.

ALL THAT LEAVES IS THE TITLE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)

better one good thing than none, I suppose.

and I need to get ready for work. ack.

(

Shiksa, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

hahahahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

BinDun?

(

studlywonder, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

RIS

is this soccerball?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

Professional darts you ninny!

Don't you know anything about sport?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

Of course!

That must be Phil "The Power" Taylor!

Finally I understood a sports joke!

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

It's a bloke called Ralph Perry.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

rugby?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

Foot Ball!

I know all about this. Go on - ask me what shape a foot ball is!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

David Beckham plays foot ball

he plays for America now though

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

What shape is a foot ball?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

erm....

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

...like a foot, I think.

Either that, or it's shaped like a ball and os six inches in diameter.
_{There must be some reason why it's called a Foot Ball}

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

There are three now

something to do with fans starting a club.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

(because they despised the money driven greed-machine that football had become, as is now the case with Man City)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

What do you mean what do you mean two Manchester teams?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

What do you mean, what do you mean what do you mean two Manchester teams?

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

what do you mean? whats the matter?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

What?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

oh noes!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

Oh, I really don't know anything about tennis

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

I thought that was what the Saudi consortium said

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

You can post that next!

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studlywonder, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

Manchester has a bowling team

and a cricket team?

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

Dr Leatherface was an unorthodox anaesthesist ...*

*Try saying that with your mouth full...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

hahahah! Sideaffects of this anaesthetic include mild headaches, loss of vision, loss of memory and in some cases death,

If you experience any of these symptoms, please consult religious texts of your choice

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

Bloody Yanks...

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Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

yankee vampire

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

The opening for a magenta cock is like...

....this huge!!!
[----------------------------------------]

Use it!

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

Bloody Swedes ...

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

swedes aren't as bad

as bastard turnips.
_{radishes can fuck off, too}

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

*radishes*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

*parsnips*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

buttered! buttered parsnips! BUTTERED I SAY

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

uuuggghhhh... roast parsnips have no business being on a dinner plate.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

Hahaha!

Hallo Ninj! How the Dickens are you?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

Ey up Moley!!

Fine thanks, I wondered where you were :-) You ok sirrah?

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Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

Me good.

Been away for a few days...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

i dont like this, because neither of them are me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

Make a little love. Do a little dance. Get down tonight.

Click for "news".
Hey. Let's make it a compo.

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

You fancy her

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)

I'd certainly spunk all over her rotting corpse.

I suppose that's a sort of love.

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

you have a very romantic soul

I can tell

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

romantic soul, rotten mind

generally how it goes

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)

oh fuck off and die already you dried up old witch!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)

hey! just because its a TOAP

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

Are you trying to get me to spit at my monitor?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

You will not believe the excitement with which I just high-tailed it to the Beeb

only to be let down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

Let down?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7579352.stm

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

I couldn't see it anywhere on the politics page to click

Carol can fuck off n'all.

'Lady Thatcher briefly returned to the limelight in September last year when she visited Downing Street as a guest of Gordon Brown.

She had won praise from the prime minister who described her as a "conviction politician".'

Says everything you need to know about him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

"conviction politician"?? There should be more convicted politicians

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

In ecksecksecksecks we just arrest our politians as soon as they're elected

saves time that way

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

should have the funeral instead.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

I still don't understand why 'conviction poltician' is a good thing.

Personally, I don't trust people who won't change their mind regardless of what the evidence is.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

Exactly.

Irrationality and a fervent desire to stick to your guns no matter how shit covered and dangerous they are if anything shows more a lack of the sensibility and reason I'd hope to expect (like it'd ever happen) from someone in such a position of power.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

I'm tempted to generalise that statement to religion.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

Last time I checked my faith didn't affect anyone else

unlike the unfaltering views of the ex prime minister.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

eh, the reason I didn't generalise it: people would see it as attacks on themselves

but just look at how many people lives are affected by religious views of others...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

The media are stuck in the same rut as well unfortunately.

If someone dares to change their mind in changing circumstances, they're U-turning bastards.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

i concur but i'd rather have politicians with convictions who believe something, anything than populist media whore cunts like blair

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

You have a point.

A nice middle ground, maybe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

politicians should havev ideals and work hard to realise them but need to be grounded enough to see when they are unrealistic

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

So long as they keep their minds open to new evidence, that's great.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

exactly

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

^ this

so very much this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)

no mummy no mummy dont go!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

She has dementia? Stiff shit to her then.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

Awwwww

I thought she'd died then

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

i've got a fiver on her in my local's death pool this year

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)

*fingers crossed*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

i may have to re-enact the first colour scene in the Wizard of Oz

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

If you need a girl in red sparkly shoes

I have a VERY nice pair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

lordy i bet you do

I'm still hoping that they don't give the old witch a state funeral, but New Labour does love Thatcher, so I don't hold much hope.

Frankie Boyle said on Mock the Week: "For the price of a state funeral you could buy three million spades and everyone in Scotland would dig her a hole so deep that she could be handed over to Satan personally.""

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

I know, bless him.

If they do give her a state funeral they're going to need a LOT of security and extra police as lots of very angry people will be turning up to chuck stuff at her for one last time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

bash?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

that would just be sick.....oh....I see what you mean :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

Oh fuck yeah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

I JUST ATE A SCONE

it was luvly it had jam in it

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)

im eating pork in plum sauce

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

"in" it?

tell me more about this wonderous jam filled scone

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

it's all a blur now

but it was cut in half with butter n jam, that's all i can remember

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

Ah, I see

scones in the morning, what decadence

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

I just ate a clementine... It was very sweet.

I think for lunch, as I've hd fruit this morning, I shall by some cake.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

Her memory is failing?

No wonder she thinks she's a good, honest, fine upstanding member of the community who did a great job for this country.

Cunt.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

Nicely fucking put.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

Hear hear

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)

piss

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

id get that looked at

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

I keep expecting Branson to pop up

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

^^this

as long as it gets me another PSP I don't mind :p

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

clan soul in the country?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

I was just wondering who'd let him out for the day.

ClainSoul's Jollies: Day 1.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

Clan soul's jollies: day 2

clan soul leaves a gate open and is chased by an angry farmer

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

ZOIKS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

lock up your one-legged daughters

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/17746/1206354668/testicles.jpg

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

duuuuuude!

how've you been?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

And I'm back.

Good as, grande rabbito!

I left Auckland a year ago and I'm a Geologist, probably the only scientist in my town.

Had any more bashes?

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

heh.. not as such.

I've caught up with deodar in Wellington from time to time, but I haven't seen Pseudonym in ages.

Whereabouts are you these days?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

Halfway to Tauranga

I gotta sleep, work happens nowdays, it's a bitch.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

SOMEONE DONE A SHIT IN THE URINAL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

"Oh, just a tip, your urine is only meant to be green if you're Mr Spock"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

Does he have an auxiliary tank in that bag or something?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

It’s that geyser geezer.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

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