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# Ladies and gentlemen, the former PM, Tony Blairs!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# abe lincoln?
Sic semper evello mortem Tyrannis!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Ego sum Caecilius.
Cerberus est un canis.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *stares blankly at screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I am Caecilius.
Cerberus is a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# NOMEN IST MIHI CAECILIVS
 
CERBERV CANIS EST
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# /\ THIS /\
By Salvador Dali?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# what is this devilment?
is it an unholy offspring produced by the demonic union 'twixt abe lincoln and fu man chu?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# just so i know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Capt Ahab
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# he looks like Gary Wilmot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Oooo racist
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# no, not at all.
uglyist, if anything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Yep, he certainly is ugliest.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Harvey Keitel?
top morphing.reminds me of one of my mates.

(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Morph The Redeemer: Bindun?
(Manontheedge Are you MANontheEDGE-ing Ok?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# that's chas isn't it?
i may have that name wrong

EDiT: it wants a z not an s.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I think Chas may be correct.
but I could be incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# where's the infallisaurus when you need him?
probably lording it up being the know-it-all tosser that it is.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# chasus christ
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# seams like a new one to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# NEW FROM JML!!! SQUARE HALOS! 3 FOR 9.99!
THAT'S RIGHT, 9.99!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# MONSTER TRUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Colour it yourself,
you lazy bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# ;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Way to pile on the awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# That's a super fucking neato what now right, dawg.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Sup, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Yo, shit an' shit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Aight.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# fo' shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *shows fizzle*
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# aaaawww
cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Phwoar!
I'm in love with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# listen
it's just selfish to keep all that ridiculous amount of skillz to yourself. why can't you share it round a bit eh?

*jealous sulks*
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# The suspension must be made from seagulls and Edam, it's so floaty and bouncy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# talented bugger that y'are!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# truck monstargh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# MONSTA TRUCKS
excellent as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# THIS TRUCK
THIS FUCK

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I WANT THAT ONE!
this is my dream machine
I still want that zil on ebay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Curse that Smash Rob-ot and his infernal technologics!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# It's quicker 'n roastin' em.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Astoundingly beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Pffft!
Cunting fuckarific, dear. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# haha what?
is that a foreskin and a little bit of glans?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Actually, fuck it, you can have Charlotte Church as well.
fuck it you can have Charlotte Church as well.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# ok, since i asked.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Oh...
...that is all kinds of wrongness!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I still love this.
It never fails to make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# *poke*
www.b3ta.com/board/8813680
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *cheek-clench*
www.b3ta.com/board/8813680
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Oh what's that delightful phrase?...
Oh yes! "LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Oh Jeru. I want you inside me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Step into my satirical love tunnel.
It starts well, but is only downhill after that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# what a jaunty little hat
mine hasn't stopped boiling since june.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Blaine!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Isis will protect him.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Also,
nice sig.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Now put the box on top of a radiator.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *wipes screen*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Haha!
For that I shall stoop to a small fawn.

*fawns*

That's your lot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Hiya fluffy elephants!
i may not be the intended simon but i'll be damned if i don't respond to my own name.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Hello.
The 'intended Simon' is a little stalker of mine that comes onto B3TA and searches for me in the search bar.

He also goes on Flickr and looks at the bash photos and then tells me what I commented.

He's lovely though.

So if you are he, hello, and if not . . .erm . . hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# people know when they're searched for on the search bar...?
:S oo-er

*deletes cache, just in case it makes a difference*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# No, I don't think so.
He tells me he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# phew.
I'm not simon, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i did go on flickr and look at bash photos
can't say it was me doing the rest of it.


...yet. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I'm stalking you.
I like your neck.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# i have a super fucking sexy neck
it is the envy of everyone down the giraffe club
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# necks are ace.
having them kissed and gently nibbled is even better
*shivers pleasurably*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I think it's just a new advertising phrase.
Like 'Hello Moto' except exponentionally more confusing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Don't be a cunt. Have a Happy Meal™
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# My names not Simon, but hi anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hello lovely.
I'm less bitter today.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I'm not Simon...
and neither's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# yes i am.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Everyone knows hes got like
30 packs of jaffacakes in there with him.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# this reminds me of the only funny bit in Bo Selecta.
top hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hahahaha! cunt!
Not you or indeed morph!
DB
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# O_o
harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Why must..
We keep, digging him up/ de-frosting him/ lowering him from that box, if he's so bloody fantastic, let him do it himself, then I might be impressed!
(Madlyinsane, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Wot?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# ROOOOOAAAARR!

HELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# He has no nose at all!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# OHNOESNONOSE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# i'm so glad someone knows that movie besides me
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# pea
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ITS PENIS IS EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# cock on a stick!
i demand one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I bet you do!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# i do.
several, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# You can buy one from L. Ron Hubbard

Hes got fucking loads.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# christblasts ftw
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# i may be desperate
but i'm not THAT desperate!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *GLOMP*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# 0_0
THAT'S NOT A GLOMP!
anyway, i wasn't ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# ahaha
scientology bastards
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# 'ank-oo, ue a e ema
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Cocked and ready to fire?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# YES!
Hello. God is pleased with this offering. He will not tsunami you today.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# :D
OMG IDOL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# i'm not idol
just a bit lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# NICE DAY FOR A.. WHITE WEDDING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# it's a nice day to...START AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hello.
This has put a smile on my face. It belongs to the dog across the hall and is all slobbery.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# *wipes with an even more slobbery hankie, nan-style*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Cheers.
*rubs in excess moisture*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *loses excessive liquid*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# *rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Technincally this is 'cyber'-ing!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Tokoloshe!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Quetzovercoatel
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# WOSSNAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
#

and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# OH SHIT! OH NO FUCK! IS...IS MY BASTARD HAT ON FIRE AGAIN?
ARGH! SHIT SHIT SHIT! GET SOME WATER. ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# TRIBAL BEATZ
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# DISTANT JUNGLE DRUMS.
OH WAIT NO I KEEP FARTING. HOLD ON.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# you f**king bitch in heat!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# SLANDER.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# 'tis not slander if it's true
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# This reminds me of that bit in monkey island 3 with the giant tofu head.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Ahhh. I want to play that again now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# *Awakens from hibernation*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ARGH THE FEAR!
edit : is that goatse also?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Yes.
It is a special Teh Fear commemorative wash bag.

[EDIT1: Yep!]
[EDIT2: Well, just the left arm.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# You've cut your hair and shaved your beard off!!!!
And not shopped your pic!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# FP Mofo!!!
Tampon pic!

Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# It was an instant FP, I must admit to a large amount of surprise,
but yayed nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# You've had a haircut?
Edit : Damn you, Mstandot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# squeers
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# yowza
o-O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# JEZUS!
That's terrifyingly wrong

You have no doubt started something horrible with this one nostril abomination
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Dude! You seen/seeing Boosh live?


I can heartily recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# er, yes, several times and will be in Brighton next month
Glad to hear its good at the moment, it was a little wayward last time I saw them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# oh, now I'm nervous.
what was wrong when you saw them?

/seeing them in Manchester in Dec
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# The last tour was a bit flimsy I thought
then the Festival date was a bit uncoordinated, still getting their band legs together it seemed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# yeah, I said below that I've seen the dvd of last year's tour (or from the year before...)
and was unimpressed.

*hopes for good form*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Don't panic Mr Mainwaring!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *does Blakey from On the Buses impression*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# They are breeding.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Slightly more advanced!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Foly Huck
Kill it in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Fuck knows.
After all, it's all ready and waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
how the fuck would i be able to climb up THAT nostril?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# In short, sharp steps.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# so i see.
is the ear sheltered from the wind, or would i have to build a fire to keep warm?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# That depends.
At this time of year I would probably start thinking about taking the lee ear, but earlier in the season I would prefer the fresh air to the shelter.

There is a deep brown wax in here which can niff a bit, but makes excellent Blu-Tak
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# i hate to be cold
the lee ear it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Watch out for the lice.
I use a concoction of my own devising, consisting of a mixture of lavender oil and a blackthorn stick.

To be honest, the lavender is optional.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# i find that coating myself in earwax works fine
the lice just slide right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# That's fine in the summer,
when you can sit in a breeze.

In autumn I avoid it because of the odour, although it can keep the frost off on particularly cold winters nights.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# if the ears are hairy
the hair can be woven to produce blankets that are both warm and waterproof. nose hair blankets should only be used as a last resort, they're much coarser and not at all waterproof.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Ze nose!
It looks uncircumcised!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Arghh!
One nostril?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# "YEAH IT'S PROBABLY JUST HIBERNATING"
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Pffft!
I'm clicking for the 'OMG GAS' alone :D
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# this ^ with a hat on
+woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Hehehe same here

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# #136
reminds me of oh-so-many videos on t'internet...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha, chav + wall = LULZ
:D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# nom nom nom
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha!
delicacy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# #136 will probably be mine.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# hehe, #135 for me i think
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# haha
superb.

The last one is particularly wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# yay!
I love trev's shadow
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# You are mad as a box of frogs on a chair.
But so lovely in real life*


*Not a "gay" comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# :)
'elloes mister!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# alright squire, how's it?
nice to see ya.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Slaaaaaaaaag!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ^ wait i meant this
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Good!
We dont want him feeling loved or nuffink ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# just.....lovely.bravo.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# haharr, nice meta-icon
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# tar ^^
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# hehe
Many years ago we went on a school camp. About an hour after we set up and were settling in for the evening, there's a kaboooom! from a little distance away. A bunch of folks rush over to find...
* One group of guys has set up their tent in a clearing separate from the main group.
* They've set up a camp fire about 4 feet from the side of their tent.
* One of them has put a tin of baked beans on the fire
* The tin has gone Kaboooom!
* Super-heated baked beans have been flung into the sky
* Only-slightly-less-super-heated baked beans have come back done from the sky
* Said baked beans have rained down all over the tent
* Said baked beans have melted their way clear through the nylon tent fly and the tent roof
* Said tent is no longer waterproof
* It is now raining.

ARF! says the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# QOTW is that way, mate ------------->
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# /me clubs mstandot with a large halibut
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# OH HAI.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha, that trev, he's so misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# :D
i think i saw him lurking in the shadows at the Derby bashthing
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# roffle !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ^5
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# LOLZORSES!!!11!1
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# FAB!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# pfffft
next person to hold a b3ta bash should cover one of their rooms in clear plastic...... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
These are good.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Fantastic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# In a similar kind of thing
my last words on this earth were very very close (about the length of an SUV bumper actually) to being "I saw that coming"
to which my friend was heard to say "that's what she said" upon leaving the vehicle unscathed.
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha
super super super super super super super super super super super
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# what the?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Nonononononononononononononononononono
no

lully but not so much quantity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I think what you meant was.
Yaaaaaaaaay, melinbolton.
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# tis only a little over limit
and rather pretty...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# About 20 post in the last 4 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# there've been about 5 posts which have been
~600-800 kb.

So tbh, this is damn good progress...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# WARNING 2MEG
BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# although these are good...
save some for tomorrow!..
also incase no one else has mentioned this
still image recommendations= 50kb maximum
animated images recommendation= 250kb maximum
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend
welcome to b3ta
edit : also click reply next to the person you wish to reply to over here somewhere ..................VVVVV
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# This is no biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# more of this sort of thing!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# 10 out of 10 for persistence
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Please read responses and act on what people tell you
There are limits to animation sizes, you posted one that was a meg earlier, the board asks that they go no higher than 250k.

Your stuff fits in very nicely here, but please optimise it all before you get shouted at a lot, and read the FAQ.

What are you using to make these? Most gif making tools have compression options
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# good job you reminded me
i'm looking through my stuff for things under 400 kb!???(...got it totally wrong as you point out-250kb....more than enough mistakes for one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# lovely.
but you will find that you will get the praise you crave and deserve if you heed the advice being given on file sizes and ruthless board spamming.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# pfffffft
LOLWHAT
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# For fuck's sake
If you're gonna post these (good as they are), pay attention to what people are telling you.

We're not all blessed with unlimited downloads!

At least try this site out : tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/ to try and get a more palatable file size sorted out.

Otherwise it'll be a lonely place for you; everyone will have you on "ignore" because quality can be totally buttfucked by quantity on this site.

Don't let us down, there's hope for you.
(Jimmy Jangle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# so far i was oblivious..
now i've seen how much traffic and stuff there
is passing ,i can appreciate why the upload size limit and i hope not to be causing any more displeasure....boy o boy...size really gets up peoples noses don't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Morph Code?
(wetpaint, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# arf!
nice first post!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# hahahaha
Good lord.

You deserve a biscuit and a medal, or maybe a medal made of biscuit. I am undecided.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Damn you
I'm out if Garibaldis!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# arf!
good noob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Haha!
Jolly good, fine sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# ho ho ho
now this I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Ooh...Ooh...Ooh...
I wanna give him his first *click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# ha ha that took me far too long
woo!
welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Morph Morph Morph
Chaz Chaz Chaz
Morph Morph Morph

edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha, that's excellently daft!
seventeen thumbs up!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# The new graphic government warnings have some potential.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# true, true true and true
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# thank you berry mush
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# TJ : song on radio 1
eels eels
edit : finished - was a song by the mighty boosh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# eels up inside you
finding an entrance where they can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# thats the one... not heard that before
quite odd
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# it comes from, in my opinion, the worst episode of mighty boosh ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# it is odd
but it's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# brass monkey, that funky monkey
do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# bouncy, bouncy, shoes all in a line
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# They did that one, too!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i love that episode!
just hearing howard shout "i'm a massive gay!" makes me laugh every time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# i've not seen mighty boosh for ages
probably seen about 2 epsidoes...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I have still yet to see the first series!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# at least tell me you've seen nannageddon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# can't remmber was years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# can you remember evil grannies?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# nope
can't remember it at all to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# watch them all.
right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I still love The Priest and the Beast
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# i love the chosen one!
*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# oh, yes Fountain of Youth is good too.
but Spider's character in Priest and the Beast is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# i don't really remember that one
what happens in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# the search for the new sound
noel and julian dressed up in big afros and glam gear, in the desert, kill a tape-monster.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# the funk!
NOW i remember!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# try listening to better radio stations.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# try living in wales where you get 3 radio stations...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# But you have the internets?
You have a choice, don't listen to his voice!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# internets not plugged into amp at the moment...
aka no sound
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# internets!
I'm listening to the talksport phone-in from germany.

(obviously not the best choice of radio either, but I like listening to idiots.)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Damnit!
I went to check but all I got was that odious twat Murray talking bollocks about oil and black holes.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# TOO SLOW!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I'VE JUST COME IN FROM SEEING THEM LIVE
BLOODY BRILL

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# i watched the secret policeman's ball on sunday
purely because they were meant to be on it. they weren't!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Me too..
But i think channel 4 tricked us with clips from last years show in the trailers!
Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I'm going to see them in december
I thought the live dvd from after series 2 was shit, but I love the shows. Good to hear that you enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# A lot better show this time, in my opinion.
You'll love it.

Also:Woo to your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# yeh, I'm looking forward to it now.
thanks, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# This reminds me of quite how ruthless I can be
call me a cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# haha I'm not sure what you're referring to...
so I will withold calling you a cunt until you can prove yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# "Aw not tonight, the painters and decorator's are in"
As if that matters to us, quite frankly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha
ah, yes... I see. You're not a cunt, just an old romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# So Wrong,
...but so right.
Good choice for an FP

RP :
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# bloody hell
I wasn't expecting that.

Edit: I wasn't expecting the FP, i mean.

Your pic however, is glorious, I remember it fromt he first time round. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# bwahahahaaa!
that's disgusting, yet very funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Would 2 x regular
substitute for 1 x super plus?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I have to admit
that I'm a big phoney.

I know nothing about tampons.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# :D
good stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# haha! it's only fair...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# :) thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Congrats on the FP too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# cheers, sire
the wanking magic spink must be feeling charitable tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Mayday mayday!
genius at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# this is wrong!!



*stifles childish giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# "Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy"
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# epic
win
(Kierz, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# nice to see some tired old sexism on the front page, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# indeed, what.
hummusless, poorly-shopped sexism, what's more.

or satire? hmm

whenever I put an effort in, it gets ignored. I might stick to unimaginative 80s stand-up humour.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)
# I like this spate of recent
"I am appalled by the sexism/blatant celebration of terrorism/naked 80's TV presenter/blatant seams shown by this front page image" replies. It's like the Daily Mail letters page.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)
# hahahaha
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*emails to Mrs Propps*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Here, have this pea
UK introduce graphic warnings

(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Menstrations can attract bears
lol. wait is that bears or "gay" bears? o_O
(DownTempo ... that's what she said., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)
# tickets on sale now

moustache bindun, and better, but bollocks, have it.

and also 'nings n stuff. how are the inhabitants of this dark corner of t'internet tonight?

edit: edited
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# she looks like henrik larsson in that pic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# docherty and winehouse?
now THERE'S a crisp flavour i wouldn't want
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# We are tired and have been through the wringer with "wrong un's" all day
This un, is off up the wooden hill to bedfordshire...cock out, snoozy time suckas
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# beware sodomite patrols
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# nighty night,
don't let t- AARGH! IT'S HIDEOUS! AND IT'S UNDER YOUR BED!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Bloody hell you lot are a great comfort last thing at night...
Buggery or painful feetfirst consumption by the UTBM.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# if those are the only options
i'd go for the buggery.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

arrr

ar

nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# please remove the
'London' from the 'Derry'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I made a wallpaper for you all, click for bigness:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Fixed
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Yeaeaeahh...
I did consider having a big chalk cock on the board, but I thought it might be nice to have at least one pic that didn't involve it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I grew out of that
Right after I turned Morph into a giant purple phallus.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Ah...........Subliminalism
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I like this.
but I shall not be having it for wallpaper sorry.

as has been pointed out previously, his eyes are portals to the abyss.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hooray for old pictures.



Click for bigger (258KB)
(Spivvers wishes his hands had hands, and hooks., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# The only reason I would ever watch GMTV without killing myself
^
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# what?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# That's mongtastic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Scarlac much?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# show me where the bad man touched you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Her on the right...
is that her "normal" skin colour?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hooray for old pictures indeed! :)
A while ago I posted this on /links pointing out it was humble old me that repaired that image from 1914 and a few others with a colleague.

The news coverage subsequently went ballistic and generated ZSL (and ultimately it's conservation efforts for wildlife) £2000 that Monday, and about £1000 a day for at least six weeks, and is still a healthy income generator.

That image of the tiger and bear cubs is still one of my favorites, and one of our top earners.

Today, as I was rummaging around in our photographic archives I came upon these lovely gems, obviously related to that image. I'm still working on repairing them, but they already look great:


^CFB

Just thought I might share this with the wonderful b3ta before it all gets a bit commercial
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# nice
do you take the modern photos yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Increasingly, given the amount of money i've been throwing at photography
It still make me chuckle when I pass a HUGE poster or public sign with something I photographed in use
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Just think in 100 years time
you'll have your pics revived by someone and people will be saying. Yes see it's true! Humans once walked side by side with Pandas and Rhinos!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# great
They should pay for your camera :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# We are a charity unfortunately, otherwise I might be more systematic
for the time being it's simply a joy having access to wonderful animals , and inside their enclosures with some decent kit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Great pics
But clearly there needs to be an animation of the two of them in the style of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Good god, I thought rap was all gold chains, the worship of wealth, and celebrating being nervous about life, etc

But DJ Lenin at the front of the house?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# And why not?

Rick Astley MTV EMA Best Act Ever auto-voter
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# *Multivotes*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# we must not let him down!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *Rick dance*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# The real curveball vote would have been Gary Glitter
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# lolz
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Next year.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Looked like he had Wolverine claws there for a mo.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# And why not
given every other nomination is so shit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# my life
my wife is not faithful to me, she doesn't know that I know about it. waht should I do?
(daverovan, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Blimey!!!! That's an opening gambit!
You should ask this on talk...they'll give "advice."
we like pictures on this part of the board....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Dirty Feckin Cow



1 nil to me bitch!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# What?
Is this pointed at me.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Nope
(sorry wrong reply button, can't be bothered to change it now.)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Ha ha That's ok then :D
It just weirded me out for a second!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Reminds me of Gilbert and George
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# What the spleencream?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# What the cunting fuck
I'm still fuzzy from a nap so this is making my brainboxed go all wobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# This is clearly some sort of futuristic Wankel engine.
It's SCIENCE I tell you! SCIENCE!
(AMadDayYes, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha
*joys*
*collapses on the ground*
*egg comes out*

IT'S A SHIP'S ENGINE. I'M HAVING THAT
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DyK5CdZCaaE
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# But who will look after my children?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# God bless Vic and Bob and all who sail in her
Someone help them pull their socks up and do some new stuff that's good though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I think perhaps their time has been and gone.
Their hopes for revival lay with the new series of Shooting Stars.
So never mind then eh?
If they could pull another Catterick out of the bag that might do it, it's highly doubtful though.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Vic needs to stop doing
those ridiculous bingo ads first. Stop it Jim, you're impressing no-one
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I'm not watching telly with the sound up anymore during ad breaks,
I had no idea.
Well I guess his kids'll be greatful for his selling out when they don't have a mortgage to pay.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I love that advert :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# RUN
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# How much trouble am I going to get into for this?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# 22%
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# he will personally come round your house and urinate in your eye
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
It happened to me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Fear his wrath, for it is quick and deadly.
And smells of sugar-puffs.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# The ginger one's kitty is called Alecto
and is exceedingly vindictive
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Nah.

He has men to do that for him these days. I remember the old days when Rob used the personal touch in his vigilante actions.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# do you dare doubt the omnipresence of...
ROB?
repent, infidel!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# this much
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# for what?
you mean he doesn't normally look like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# post a board post with out a picture
then recieve the wrath of the board patrons thus futher shoving you into a spiral of self hatred and depression because you can't even get the internet right.

EDIT:... it worked for me when i first posted here :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# And me
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# this
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Haha evil jeebus
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# haha
Jesus: Im'a brick this bitch in the cerebellum!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Burn them all.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# i'm just so...
conflicted right now.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
#
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# chop her head off
then marinade it in a nice Medoc, roast it with rosemary


then serve it to her - but make sure the placecard says "I know you shagged Paul and probably Barry as well"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# She fucked the Chuckle Brothers?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# don't laugh, this is EXACTLY the kind of thing that ends up with legal action against them
it's happened before :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Probably the reason why they can only afford that bizarre quadricycle thing
As opposed to a lovely Ford Focus or somesuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# still, doesn't stop them being SEX MAGNETS
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That's what happens when you hang around playgrounds with sweets
They all want a piece of ya
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# it's the circle of life, alright
that's what it is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# The circle of life is merely a bollock on the CDC that is reality
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# go fuck a bunch of guys.
 
THAT'LL SHOW HER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
"See how you like it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Do this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Well it looks like they have improved ^his life
so you can't argue with that...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# quite so!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Maybe you should Kermit suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i love this
hard and in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Grow a flower.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I honestly don't know what I would be most happy about
the loverly flower...or the 3 foot cock!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# the cock, of course!
*yearns*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# *yearns*...
That's what you do to repair socks...right?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# fucksocks, maybe
oh, darn...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# ha ha
:D and besides what would you want a three foot one for..Think of the parking and fuel bills
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i may not be able to use it successfully
but i'd give it a damn good try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# POLLENATE US!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# now THAT should be on the front page
I love your stuff, but that is really special :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Post on an internet message board, telling people of your woes and asking what you should do about it.
that's bound to win her back.

oh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Hide behind the sofa
for the rest of your natural life.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Eat plenty
of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# mm cheebes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# this is turning in to quite a nooby tuesday!
Talk board is here, www.b3ta.com/talk/ they'll help as most of them are fully qualified marriage guidance counsellors
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# haha
I looked that and thought "oo, that link's purple - it's got to be Deagostini"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# It's like the fucking Samaritans on /talk

I mean Samaritans that are literally fucking. It's just like that. Are there still any Samritans these days?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# they've fucked each other to death
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# *phones samaritans*
*hears 'post mortal orgiastic sighing'*

*cries into gin*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# you should
read TEH FAQ.
cheers.
and re-post your question on
b3ta.com/talk/

EDIT: oh, and you could do something in the style of this
b3ta.com/questions/foodsabotage/post250350
depending on how evil or pissed are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# prizes for you
and other kindly greeters.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# prizes! yay!
*happies*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Eat her face
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# MELT HER FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# EAT HER MOLTEN FACE CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# FACE MELT HER GREASY MOLTEN INGOT CAKES AND THEN EAT THEM HER
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Bugger a nun.
twice.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Post
those nudie pictures of her, that'll learn 'er.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Learn some new tricks
(shrewbie has a new signature, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# talk to her
but can you make sure my pants are returned

ta
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# does she go?
eh? eh?

Is this the right place for an argument?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# This is a sad story.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# sad story is sad
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# ^This^
is fckin wonderful.

The boat pic, in case of confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# let's boat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# your boat is ace don't listen to them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I'll never be happy with my boat
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# best picture since the web was invented
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# It's no wonder she's unfaithful if you keep taking a shit with your trousers on like this, you big cuckold.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Kill yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# go fuck yourself?,,,or keep having sloppy seconds
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Hello!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hello! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hello New Person.
Perhaps you sould read the My Wife Is A Cumbucket Tramp FAQ. The recommended chuff size for wives on here is smaller than a dog kennel doorway.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# buy a mid-priced handgun and shoot her in the tits.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# mid-priced consumer goods represent shrewd thinking regarding a balance of economics and quality
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ti daaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Butters?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhhhhahhhah fuck!
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Oh no!
I've read about this, and he's doing it wrong.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# burning ring of fire
and skinless death.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# he'll just pull a hellraiser
and be fine. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# i never really "got" that film
it wasn't scary, it was just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# CAPITAL..
*S*
*N*
*A*
*P*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i'd much rather watch
nightmare on elm street. you can't beat a good old-fashioned slasher flick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I prefer Psychological horrors meself like "Stir Of Echoes"......
....but ELM ST was a good 'un.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# i got the box set a few years ago
still watch it now and then. seven is a good film for the psychology.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# well i was going to mention nickelodeon and inside out boy
but then my blokie aint inside out so the comparison was borked... so it was a rush decision to skinless people.. the new clive barker thing midnight meat train is quite cool.. if only for the very styalised cgi gore. also I've seen the first 10 mins of the one thats not out yet book of blood.. and that looks trememndously fucked. in a good way :) noidea when it's out though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# i shall keep a lookout for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Mmmm....jam.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# oops! that's what you get for forcing a fart that's not there!
drink some coffee first next time!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Like a sausage factory
And just as funny.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# "Hey kids, wanna go visit Mount Gnopmore?"
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# never really listened to primus
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Didn't they have a song called "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver"?
I never did get the "plastic" costumes though.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# i just want to climb up their nostrils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# You say that about everyone.
Jeez, what is it with you and the nostrils?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# they're nature's pockets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# very apt
considering i went to see north by northwest at the cinema last night. DUN dun dun DUN dun dun DER DER DER DER DUN dun dun DUN dun dun DEHR DEHR DEHR DEHR :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Gnopit!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# gnoppie chan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Gnops in my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# strangely, he looks rather less imposing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
I pity the forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ha ha ha gnops
not that i particiulary care but www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# improving!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Joins in


(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Urgh!
Ok GnOps via Killerkitti
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Skin
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# four of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# 5 if you are unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# oranges!
edit : maybe i should elaborate on why i said "oranges"... because i typed "*peels*" then I realised it was a joke about whale circumcision and i realised that peeling force skins sounded abit rude, so i said oranges instead :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# marmalade
made form the blood and flesh of oranges
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Already done the MUSICAL
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4-Skins
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# He's about to get axed to death
I can sense it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# No what happens is...
Admiral Ackbar comes along and says
"Cry Haddock! And let slip the dogfish of war"!


Or something equally unfunny.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# best quote ever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Hahah
Star Wars could have done with more Captain Haddock, period
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# If darth vader rode a horse, star wars would've been twice as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# "I'm on the leader. Gee up, Dobbin!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# pfff!
the horse is strong in this 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# use the horse luke!
*drops coco nut shells*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# *uses the foals*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Strange Robots


Click for bigger (105KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# likes
'ning WM
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# one day I shall buy you some crayons
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I have lots of crayons
but I always colour over the lines :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# draw the lines on afterwards
bonus! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# this is putting me in mind
of battle of the planets

i mean, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

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