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Hasn't the poor bastard been through enough already?

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

Ahahahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

Arf!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

Have they stuck sardines to their upper lips? :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

Of course.

Who hasn't?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

Pffft

Might I pimp a related challenge idea here?
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post340505

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

Hahahaha

Needs more targetted boardgames.

"Great for kids!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

Non-Photoshop stuff

After this post: www.b3ta.com/board/9025185 things have been a bit weird around here.

This happened:

And this is the current state of my sofa:

Not pictured: the five sock monkeys I made inbetween these two batches. It's a bit, er, addictive, it would seem.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

Why am I looking at your monkeys?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

Because I'm sick of them looking at me

and talking behind my back

and whispering bad stuff I shouldn't do

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

Indeed.

Drown them out by alternately screaming and laughing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

Yay!

Next time I see you, I hope you have one of them for me :D

Lovely stuff!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

supply me with socks

and it's yours :p

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

NEVER! ;)

How many socks do you need to make one?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

one pair

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

Cor!

I shall be trying this out at the weekend me thinks :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

You'll need stuffing too

An old T-shirt saw me though a few of them, but since then I've invested in a bag of proper stuffing from the sewing shop (£3 lasted for about six monkeys)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

Awesome!

I had a read of the guide link you posted. Seems a little confusing, but I am sure it makes more sense once you are actually doing it :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

Yeah it's dead easy

After the first one I didn't look at the guide again

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

Erm ... maths isn't my strong point, but ...

I'm guessing one?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

Oh yeah genius?

And where did you work that out from? :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

The Voices told me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

Nice monkeys!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

Mega floofs!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

Jeebus wept, you have some eyewateringly coloured socks there.

Nice craft work though.
This reminds me of a King Missile track.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

9 pairs for a fiver

off Bethnal Green market

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

Well worth it for the crafty fluff fun.

Sock fetishist. Cunningly trying to cover your tracks eh?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

I wouldn't mind

but the missus nicked a pair to put on her feet

the weirdo

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

Terrible waste of potential monkey.

If you made monkeys from my socks, they would be down and out wino monkeys.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

As I have my shoes off I can tell you that if you made monkeys out of my socks

you'd have monkeys covered in unicorns and anchors.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

Mine would be black

with a little white "M" on each ankle and wrist

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Ah, see, I only wear children's socks. Well, and childish women's socks.

*age 11-12 according to most shops as far as her feet are concerned*

Ciggie time, all this talk of smoke has made me peckish. Lung peckish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

Whoa, too much cute.

(unrelated - I can see a squirrel hanging upside down on a bag of nuts, thankfully not mine).

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

I can see... a dark blue sky

an Aimee, an Anna, a cup of coffee (thank you Anna) and the pooter. Also lots of paper that I'm pretending isn't there.

Ciggy time, I must be off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

I'd love to have a fondle of your monkeys, y'know.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

Oh I am very jealous.

I would love a sock monkey. I've got a gizzard.... (this is a lizard made out of socks)

Afterning, chapply.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

'noons Cap'n

Lemme know next time you're in the smoke and I'll fix you up with one :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

I already owe you, my man

but a woman cannot say no to a sock monkey.

I need to come up and see you at some point actually. We've been going on about this stoner meet for ages and, in somewhat predictable fashion, have done nothing about it....

hmmm *thinks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

I'm stoned now

let's get this show on the road!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

I'm not, alas

give me till tonight though, Mrs Captain's going on a shopping trip.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

\o/

regarding meeting up - I'll gaz you my number and we'll have to arrange something :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

Hellllllllls yes, good man!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

what happened to the 5 missing ones?

have you printed their faces on milk cartons?
have you informed crimewatch?
did they leave a note? huh? huh?

ahem...sorry

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

The missus has a picture of three of them in a pub

The other two I made and then had to give as gifts before I could snap them. One had SOCK MONKEY 4 LIFE written on him in gaffer tape, though.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

Sewing's quite gay

but well done. I like them.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

all sock monkeys are gay

at least the ones that I make are

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

The wooly monkey that lives with Johnny Vegas is most definitely gay.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

Sewing's awesome.

And knitting. Now if only I could remember how to crochet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

What would be really cool

is if you could make socks out of them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

cor

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

what bet?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

hahahahaha

oh my

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

oh that one

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

haha beautiful

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

'lo Mofo

Long time no pester

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

hahahahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

Ahhhhahahahahaha

*wheeze*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

Haha, hello Tahkcalb

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

Ooh la la!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

This is absolutely gorgeous

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

look at this you fancy pants fancy pants man

tj:

what's the best program to use to do a multiple layered animation that I want finally to be in video form, it has to be able to cope with the scans of hand drawn stuff I'll be injecting into it and also watercoloured stuff.

Tweening would be important

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)

MSWord

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

Maybe Director?

Or possibly Premier?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

I was thinking probably Premierererer, yes.

I will look into Director.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

Don't

really... don't!

(Sabbie was bored until, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

Yeah

I've heard Director's pretty difficult to use. But I think you can get great results from multiple input sources, and I know you can export to broadcast-quality video file formats.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

I wil look into a crystal ball...

...you will have cats

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

I thought Director was no more

It's all Premiere Pro round these parts

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

cool, premiere pro, good stuff.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

I can confirm that premiere pro is very nice

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

Yeah, I wondered about that

given that it was a Macromedia product. Still, if it is discontinued you may be able to pick up a copy more easily.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

I'd go for premiere

or flash

(Sabbie was bored until, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

flash won't cope

I've tried flash before... it doesn't cope.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

Have you tried Flash?

Can it cope?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

flash? cope? no.

doesn't.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

So. Summing up.

Flash. Copes? No.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

I conclude that Flash doesn't cope, no.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

Haha you bunch of tools

Yes, tools

Lovely tools

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

That's why I said premiere first

I think that'll suit your needs

(Sabbie was bored until, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)

THANKS

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

Good luck!

(Sabbie was bored until, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

Profile for GrandmaOfShoes:

* a member for 5 years, 5 months and 5 days

Uh... yay?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

555!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

Pure class

...as always. Mystifying and beautifully done! *click*

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Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

The interval is over. Please return to your seats.

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Rock em Sock em was shit :D

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

*wants*

How much? inc vat and delivery?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

12 shekels!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

hahahah... I remember when I was in jerusalem, people kept offering me these crappy wooden statues all the time

20 shekels! You want!
pissing annoying it was too

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

where's the Mediocre one when you want him?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

fucking hell

Tommy Walsh with endorse anything.

the whore

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

heheheheheh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

Hahahaha

I think I've found something better...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)

\o/

*is stupid and gullible*

*buys*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

Noooo

This is REALLY REALLY useful - when you have those stupid breeze-block sized transformers that barge the 2 plugs either side out the way.

Though the 25 cm extension above does the job even better!

(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

I never thought of that

*profits*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

Wish I had some of these

I could then move everything 27cm to the left!

Or the right!!!

Or forwards!!!!!

I NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!!

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

haha

PUNCH HIM IN THE BEARD BARRY

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

Where did this Barry stuff that I love so much originate...?

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

deck 'im Barry

It was Barry the battling Barnacle

bizarrely it was a night shift thing if I remember correctly

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

ie, nowhere!

This is why I love B3ta. I yell CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY! all the time, and it has no meaningful providence whatsoever.

Ace!

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

INTERNET DETECTIVE TO THE RESCUE.

b3ta.com/board/6027577

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

Wheeee!

Excellent!

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

Heh. Ace.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

Needs more "They started it!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

with added

"God said it was OUR'S not your's"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

and a bit of rebuilding the 3rd temple

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

and a dash of

"fuck yeah - take that you Babylonian bastards..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

A cry often heard

at Sci-fi conventions, no doubt

"Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

MY god's better than YOUR god!

Oh yeah?! Says WHO?!

Says MY book!

YOUR book's RUBBISH! MY god's better than YOUR god!

Oh yeah?!

Ad infinitum

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

My International allies have bigger bombs than your international allies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

Am I the only one who watches the news of the Israel/Palestine situation

and can only think of Monty Python's "Fish-Slapping Dance"?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

best sketch ever :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

"so - this Israel/Palestine thing - who's the baddies and who's the goodies?"

"... well - I'm afraid it's more complicated than that..."
"Oh - right - I'll watch Hollyoaks instead then..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

I find it hilarious

that the media don't seem to know anymore.

It used to be those poor israelies dealing with those Palestinian/Hamas terrorists/militants...

Now, they've gone "actually, these Israelie types are doping some nasty things... but Hamas are terrorists, Busgh said so... um... ooh look at the human interest angle...shiny"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

"... America hasn't said I can't..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

and it turns out it's the same God

... it's a metaphor for American politics

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

"Get off my land"
"Its our land already"
"You stole it from us in 1948"
"God promised it to us in 1948 BC"
"It wasnt his to give to you"
"......"
"......."
"........."

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

I believe this pea is appropriate

I wish they'd all grow up and sort it out.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

This is brilliant

and sadly still topical :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

This is great :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

hahahaha

aloneinmyhouselol

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

I love the tea towel

Everyone seems to have one round my way

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

But then you do work on a tea towel market stall

on tea towel street, in the tea towel district of tea towel town

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

This is all true

Oliver Postgate was once goign to make a series about us... but made Bagpuss instead, the cunt

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

Ha Ha!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

I see the referee is nowhere to be seen

probably buried in the rubble

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

I'm a preeeetty giiiirl...

STOP LOOKING AT ME STOP LOOKING AT ME YOUR GAZE BURNS MY FACEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH STOP LOOKING AT ME STOP LOOKING AT ME YOUR GAZE BURNS MY FACEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH STOP LOOKING AT ME STOP LOOKING AT ME YOUR GAZE BURNS MY FACEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH STOP LOOKING AT ME STOP LOOKING AT ME YOUR GAZE BURNS MY FACEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH STOP LOOKING AT ME STOP LOOKING AT ME YOUR GAZE BURNS MY FACEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH STOP LOOKING AT ME STOP LOOKING AT ME YOUR GAZE BURNS MY FACEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH STOP LOOKING AT ME STOP LOOKING AT ME YOUR GAZE BURNS MY FACEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH STOP LOOKING AT ME STOP LOOKING AT ME YOUR GAZE BURNS MY FACEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH STOP LOOKING AT ME STOP LOOKING AT ME YOUR GAZE BURNS MY FACEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

^{AT THE PRETTY GIRL'S DISCO.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

*fears*

Nicely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

HEEEEEE'S A BABAH!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

*looks at you*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

bloody hell!

My first FP in years!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

you seem to get them mostly early in the month

... well done though - it's a corker.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

I like to think I was the source of the inspiration for it

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

yeah

like a muse of some sort

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

Yeah that's the sort of thing

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

did none of the work

but feels entitled to some of the credit --- that sort of thing

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

I'm building a career on similar principles...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

ha ha ha

:D

good luck with that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

OMG...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

what are the scores georgey doors?

edit : are those cheek nipples?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

she's fit.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

DO NOT WANT

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

what the shuddering fuck is that??? *shivers*

top stuff though :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

I can't take credit for the idea, merely the execution of the lines 'n' shit.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

i don't know why

but it reminds me of Mushybees

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weaver., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

me too - but I had to book the second off!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

*reads*

*reads again*

*reads once more*

*asplodes*

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weaver., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

Hey baby girl

I like your headlights

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

*yessum*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

Well that's the oddest thing i've seen today...

and I saw some special needs adults on a coach gurning down at me

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

Fears

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

I burn your face with my gaze

my firey gaze of eyes and shit.

(

arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

GNNNNNNNN

I fear this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

PRETTY CONTEST: GO.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

Ha ha, WHOA.

You win THE GAME.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

Reminds me of those Garbage Pail Kids stickers from the 80s.

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)

ICECREAM!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

new

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

If I had one of these,

I could plug my computer in and reply to your post!

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

Hang on, but how did you ...

Oooohhhh!

Hah!

I see what you did there!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Buys eleventy

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

you can now chain them up

and plug something in two hundred and seventy fivety cm's away.

think of the carnage you could induce.

(

arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Hahaha

Congrats on the FP by the way ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

ha ha

yes - I hadn't noticed that

congratumalations indeed

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

the government should give you money to make these things

that would be a workable solution to the recession...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

I have one of those wonderful ideas I wish I could take onto Dragon's Den

sadly, I'm too embarassed by the product idea to apply.
It'd make a fortune

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

Is it a Deborah Meaden sized liquifier?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

Sadly no, but if you'll give me 20% of the company, I'm in

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

Tell the internet!

(or just me)

Edit: and confused gender Barbara

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

I'm not confused about gender!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

Are you NOT a bloke Barbara?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Well, yes...

but it doesn't confuse me, as such

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

I believe in you

in the Disney sense... have faith in yourself and anything is possible.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

I bet it isn't as good as mine.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Seasons 2 & 3 winging their way to you shortly, btw fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Top banana :D

Have you got them from me yet?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

not yet fella, but I'm sure they'll turn up soon enough

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

Shitty Royal Mail :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

I'm having one of those shitty

'so insecure about everything I'm even pissing myself off' days :(

In conclusion: Answer my message up there you cad

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

*hugs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

Don't worry

I'll probably just bugger off in a minute ;)

...once I get my damn answer!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

*scarpers*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

hahah, no, it's my ticket to fortunes!

/if I can ever get it sorted

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Mate, I'm not going to go stealing an idea

I'm just one of those curious people who enjoys hearing what other people come up with.

In other news, g'night b3ta, catch you laters.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

g'night Jess, have a good one :)

/If I do ever get round to doing it, I promise you the first one as a free sample.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

we won't mock you, promise.

TELL US.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Archie has stopped giving out his ideas :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

hahaha, yes....

T-Immobile indeed

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

I'll tell you what I want someone to invent...

A Universal Recharging Box.

Basically, you put in overnight anything that needs recharging, and when you wake up in the morning they are all fully charged and ready for the day.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

Well it may be the case sooner than you think!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WiTricity

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Superb!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

I was reading about it yesterday,

and it sounds amazing.

Basically, they reckon that one day, in the not too distant future, you would be able to buy a plug in desk, that charges anything you put on it automatically! Wooooooooo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

WELL THAT'S WHAT I WANT!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

Well obviously

it doesn't involve fisting :)

How are you mate

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

hahaha, you never know actually

I'm fine and dandy fella, hope you are too :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

i sell 1/2 m ones...

really useful...
CAN IT BE MILKED?
www.pown.it/2720

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

www.pown.it/2716

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

yays!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

goes on a bit doesn't it

but it's got a good beat

*shuffles slippers*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

You have no chance to survive make your time!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

meh - I got better

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

*buys one hundred*

*plugs in to each other*

*asplodes*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

the fuse is gone in one of them

but which one....?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

this one?

no, this one. no, this one. No... this one. NO. THIS ONE. NOOO. THIIIS OOONE...

*dissolves into gibbering nonsense wreck*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

*plugs the first one into the wall*

ooooooooooooh - that was the problem - it wasn't plugged in!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

Ha ha, you silly.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

hold on can I repost this?

no? oh well.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

they see me rolling...

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

GMOSAUR!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

I have seen this before but will never tire of it.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Yes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

I am liking this.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

I almost forgot how much I laughed the first time I saw this

Thanks for reminding me!
*clicks*

(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

*clickety*

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)

The thing is

I regularly find myself in need of one of these.

In fact, most times I buy a new electrical itim.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

If you get a few wet pieces of string,

wrap them round the prongs of the plug and then push them into the wall socket, you should be fine.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

Do you have any 27cm ones?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

I only need a 10cm one.

Do you have a 10cm one?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

I recognise a groomer when I see one!

Yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Sorry JJ

I just HAD to

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)

eeew

Spray!

I still want to see post festive feast SA!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)

When you've tidied your room young man

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)

I'll have you know that my rent free, bill free and tax free room is extremely tidy

Thank you very much!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

I wish I had a squirrel girl to tie up my shoelaces...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)

they don't have thumbs*

*opposable

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)

So I'd need 2 squirrels

Interesting...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

We all know you're only allowed to use velcro!

EDIT: *gasp!*

I just realised I didn't have you on friends!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)

I would like to see squirrel girls

velcroing.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

That's not much of a boast though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

*urban dictionaries*

Ahhh...

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

Why does that sound like it involves a Brazilian strip?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

for some reason since yesterday I've lost 1 and now gained 4!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

Sounds like a good night out to me!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

and you're not on mine!

WAHT IS GOING ON?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

So, they have already started.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)

Click for bigger (68KB)

edit: BOLLOCKS meant to reply to pirate thread below. this is a pea, soz *blushes*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

Ooooooh

topical repost

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

and of course

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

That's pretty damn sexy, that

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

Mmmm

nice

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)

Ik houd een van dit

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

Now I know you're using an online translator

;)

cheers

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

Half and half

I spent a couple of minutes trying to get it straight in my head, tried to work it out by changing a couple of words on the translator, then got confused and out of time so just pasted what I had.

Eet niet de vissen.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

please apologize me for laughing,

but i am now imagining you saying this.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

I love it

Found it when trying to work out something the other day and wanted a simple phrase to translate (that I might have chance of following!), it sounds like some strange other world old english dialect...and is nonsense.

What more could a girl want?!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)

well, grammar-wise Dutch is somewhat similar to English.

And some dialects, like Flemish for example, share some particular sounds with British dialects like Scottish. Or so I've heard.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

Wait...you're not even going to tell me where I went wrong?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)

I think you mean

Eet geen vissen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)

It was supposed to be 'Don't eat the fish'

'Eet geen vissen' translates as 'eat no fish' doesn't it?

It means the same thing I guess but unless it doesn't actually make sense I'm sticking with my ye olde dutche (on the left hand side) because if the fish was off you wouldn't tell someone to eat NO fish, it would be THE fish

:D

I've even bored myself, I'm sooo sorry

Edit: Anyway, I meant what was wrong with the 'I like this alot' comment

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)

'Eet geen vissen' also translates as 'don't eat the fish'

as much as 'eat no fish'

I would translate 'I like this a lot' with 'hier houd ik van' or 'dit vind ik leuk'

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

I'm not the first to have noticed the BBCDC, am I?

Source

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

Yay for the mysterious B3tard who works at the BBC!

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

spreek engels aub?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

Something about speaking English

I'm so shit at this :/

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

thats all i can say

i believe it says "speak english please"

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)

Surely

ajb?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

both are fine

ajb (alsjeblieft / if you please) is less formal then aub (alstublieft)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

There's no mangoes or pineapples!!!!

Ooooh! Topical!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)

...

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

Hahahah!

nicely done

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

very nicely done

I tried a 4-way once...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

That's shocking behaviour

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

that's because the Earth moved

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

Did you set any Ground rules beforehand?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

these puns are getting worse... You wouldnt want to *spark* a riot, would you?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

What

Like the one in Cable Street?
They'd have to send in the coppers!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

but...

plugs!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

yeah, but he's a bit of a live wire

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

badum tish

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

I hope you used surge protection!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

Can get confuseing

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

I just

flex my muscles and we all have a good ~~time~~ laugh

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

That's

revolting.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

ampsolutely

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)

wire you looking at me

like that?

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

I find you positively

fascinating

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

Guilty as charged

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

Ha!

Nicely!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

hahahha! why is it, when ever I need and extension cord, they have always gone missing?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

Because you don't replace them, and just find that the same one is still missing?

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

I wish it were that simple... Ones I KNEW I had, seem to vanish, and I only find them again when I don't need them...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)

Sounds like an infestation of House Fairies

They borrow stuff, you know.
Maybe they've just got themselves a nice big telly and the mains lead won't reach the socket.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

House Fairies, you say?

I'll have to release a pack of hobgoblins into the house to kill teh fairies. Then , when that's done, a few manticores to eat teh hogoblins. then all I have to do is drain teh central heating, and the mantiors will freeze to death, and bobs-your-ungle, no more mythological infestations.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

Did someone say manticore?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

arrrrrghhhhhhhh! kill it!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

put it away

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

Hahahah

Unles you know eletronic (tm) and you can just add extra wall plugs!

*does manly things in shed*

:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

I use wall plugs when putting up shelves

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)

Sorry.

*Hides from George Lucas

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

Haha

This is class :)

(

Hellzapoppin, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

I gave in to my (approximately) annual urge to replay those

and kicked off MI1 last night :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

not just me then

and I'm not even a fan of those sort of 'click all over the screen until you find the bit that does something' games, but I am somehow drawn in by the MIs

(horrid, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

Sadly, this is the only type of game I really enjoy

and it's a type that stopped developing like a decade ago :(
Even King's Quest went all crappy 3D and RPG!

I feel very left out, but at least I have MI to return to

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

yeah

this stuff was really good.
you must know all the other classics, right?
DOTT, Indy & Atlantis (so-so), sam&max?
but MI is really out there

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

Oh yes, played it all :D

MI is definitely the best, and I love the 'unable to die' thing, not least of all because it takes some really neat plot to enable you to make mistakes and not have to restart!

I hate pixel-searching with the rest of them, but I truly mourn the games industry moving away from the best type there is*. Even with all the interest that still remains almost 10 years later, it doesn't look like they'll ever make the coveted MI sequel.

*warning: opinions may vary ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

DOTT and sam and max are outstanding games....

"Sam, mind if I drive?"
"Not if you mind me clawing at the dash, and shrieking like a cheerleader!"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

Heheheh yes!

Also: Grim Fandango.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

DOTT is my personal favourite.

I became a much happier person when I discovered DOSbox and could play it again.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)

use ScummVM - it's MUCH better for any of the lucasarts adventures

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

That's what I use

but it's messed up the timing on the subtitles for MI1, you can't make them scroll any quicker and it's painstaking

Other than that though, I recommend it to everyone, it's an excellent tool :D

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)

It certainly is

*mediocre stamp of approval*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)

i liked sam and max

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

There's a RPG King's Quest?

I used to play them all, MI, KQ, SQ, PQ, LSL...and I still do sometimes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

The final one was called 'King's Quest: Mask of Eternity' I think

and it was basically a RPG, yes. With really shit 3D.

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

Oof

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

PIRACY IS LEGAL

In Somalia

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

I bet they don't have a dog guarding

the keys

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

African piranha poodles, ftw.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

*Use

Sticky Old Bones
with
Giant-flesh-eating-piranha-poodles

Nom nom nom.

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

hahaha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

Hahaha pirates!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

I'm not picking that up.

I'm not picking that up.
I'm not picking that up.
I'm not picking that up.
I'm not picking that up.
I'm not picking that up.
I'm not picking that up.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)

i love this

thumbs up :)

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

REALLY looking forward to your comments.

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

Meh

I just have a regular direct debit set up so I don't have to think about remembering to buy it each month.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)

wow

that's great

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)

no it's not

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

you're right

I've been such a fool... such a handsome headstrong fool

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

Really?

Good for you.

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

NOTHING works better...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

*buys nothing*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

buy more stuff!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

Prof UnderCover in seen it repeatedly before repost shocker

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

compo it :D

*buys*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

*buys eleventy*

on the other hand, I still have some from 2008 left

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

Good afternoon.

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)

Hahahaha

Top class!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

Liza Minelli?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

Ahaa.

I thought it looked like somebody else.

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)

Martine McCutcheon?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

MIndpiss!

(

crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

hahhahahhahah! awesome :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)

Ha ha ha, Jesus Christ.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

heh!

had to filename tho - prolly more to do with fuddy duddyness than anything else :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

bloody hell!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

she looks a bit like a Bowzer from

Fraggle Rock

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

in other news:

this message keep changing live in real time live over the internet

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)

I wish!

*has been struggling increasingly for a few months now*

Ear plugs if it's disturbing another, not normal ones, thesef

and the first thing you need to do is figure out why you snore, but most people benefit from using these

Edit: Basically, see if this brings anything to light

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

thanks you lovely person

I'm currently rocking nasal strips and two types of spray... I look like a joke; however if it stops Mrs Undercover from leaving me then that's all for the good.

damn my massive lung capacity -- and penis, obviously

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

Get her to try those ear plugs

I used the normal ones for ages and they did fuck all, those ones are bloody amazing when you put them in right, you can barely hear ANYthing!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

*big hugs*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

i appear to have mouth and tounge snoring

uhoh...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

i did a google on bowzer from fraggle rock...

and this was the result
www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB1050-755002.jpg

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

What the devils

going on with that mans face?

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)

he appears to be touching cloth...

turtle heading... oh wait "look how i strong i am" lol

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

Wow!

Now that's an improvement.
:)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

would like an oral

but he wouldn't fit in her mouth:(((

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

this is the new gnops, what's it called?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)

Fishy

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)

arf!

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

Hahahaha

Top work there.

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

hahahaha

That looks like Gazza

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)

What - bombed out of it's mind?

Badumm.

...

...

Tish

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

It is isn't it?

He advertised Brut if I recall correctly.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

How apt

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

Wifebeatingalcoholicnutcase for Men.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

I'll take twelvty please.

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

We've only got eleventy in stock

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

Haha

Lovely.

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)

Hahahahha

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

That set of ears at the bottom of the first panel were originally a little closer to Pip's groin.....I thought it best to move them.....

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)

Pip is clearly the brains of this outfit :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

I like Pip's thinking

but he needs to kill the other guy first.

Sex isn't sexy without at least one corpse to play with.

EDIT: I just typed that out loud, didn't I?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

erm...

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

Good call on the ears ;)

They're probably not going to do much repopulation though since the only compatible species are all female

(

I don't think Pip really cares.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

You're not scootering around in all this ice are you?

*worries about you*

(

Hell no.

I get a cab to work at the moment!
(Ta for the thought :D )

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

I'd be willing to give it a go.

In the name of Science of course.

*Dons furry ears and hopeful expression*

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

Art should take out his implant

and then his anti-tech vibe would disrupt all of Quinten's systems.

*runs away*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

*chases*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

*benny hill music*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

My god

It's still going

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

Around 56 strips so far (depending on where you start counting).

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

Did you plan it much in advance?

I can never decide if I have more fun making it up as I go along.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

I plan it out in 3 to 5 strip segments....

...just to give me a rough idea of direction.
On the whole: I just make it up as I go.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

Ah, a vague plan.

I should probably give that a go at some point. I did rough out a twelve page story for my comic once - it kept things on track, but I just wanted it to end by the time I was finishing. Planning seems to take some of the enjoyment out of it all. I'm editing my novel at the moment and that's not nearly as much fun as writing it was. Ho hum.

Oh, and good to see you on here again. There has been a distinct lack of well drawn cat girls over the last few weeks.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

I have 5 comics I check everyday

and yours and JJ's are two of them :)

I really enjoyed your R&J storyline and I miss the duck terribly

(

Bloody hell

that's a lot of drawing

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

Penguin and Squirrel shall never mate

for it is written on this plate...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)

this is fantastic as allways

and as usual I am late saying this

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)

Not just for Christmas

For everyone who can't get their fucking nintendog to learn it's fucking name.

Visit terrible blog here for bigger version and other stuff.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)

hahahaha

Christmas isn't for life, it's just for dogs

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)

I bet thiswould be awesome if I got it

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)

There is nothing sadder than watching someone

playing with their nintendogs on the bus.

(says the woman who quite happily seatdances to Stevie Wonder on the aforementioned)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)

cats is so much better

(ffs firefox loading my oooold username and pass)

(rcropper, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)

I just don't see the point.

It's like a really, really, really expensive tamagotchi, except you have to embarrass yourself by actually talking to it or blowing at it.

But then, as I say, I seatdance.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:02, archived)

they could try getting a real cat

our cat broke the catflap AGAIN today

One pound forty-nine on glue

ONE POUND FORTY-NINE!!

I wish it was the 50s again

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)

ONE POUND FORTY-NINE?!

*spills tea down garden fence in surprise*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)

I shit you not

one pound forty-nine!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

Eeeee, where do they think this is, That London?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)

Glue it up completely

that will teach the little fucker!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

How about a gigantic, sweaty 20+ year old wearing an anime shirt with sweat marks in bizarre places

sporting long, greasy black hair and a face that is more acne than actual face. also they have a dragon shirt underneath the anime shirt and a wolf shirt underneath that, and they spend large parts of their day sat at bus stops barking at strangers. there is a spiked collar around their neck and they are equipped with gauntlets.

There is a RUSTY LONGSWORD on the floor. Exits are N - GRIM FOREST, S - FAR FAR AWAY, E - GOBLIN BOG.

(

Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)

Sounds like half of my mates at college.

Although I'd like to point out (proudly) that I've never ever ever played Magic the frigging Gathering.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

GOBLIN BLOG

January 8th:

Lurking

January 9th:

See January 8th

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

Stop describing me in arguments, you dick.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)

dude can i borrow your wolf shirt i need to impress some ladies

(

Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)

At college there was a boy who wore a tail.

He used to meet up in the woods with his other wolf mates and howl, and made awful industrial music on his computer. I wish I could remember what his website was called.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)

I'VE GOT THIS SHIRT WITH A MOUSE, AND HE'S HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER MOUSE, WHO'S TRAPPED IN A MOUSETRAP.

I'M TELLING YOU, I SCORE CHICKS IN THIS SHIRT ALL THE TIME.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

Is that a woman's blouse?

Looks like a blouse.

(

Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

Are you not blonde anymore then?

Strange mental image of you running about in the baywatch credits then. Not one I was planning to have...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)

I need to get my roots done.

I'm half and half at the moment, I look like a fucking douche.

Well, moreso than usual.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)

Your poor hair.

I tried to bleach my hair once (well, bleach a good 3 years of black dye out of my white blonde hair). Didn't go well.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)

Yeah, I'm not going down the self bleaching route.

I'm happy to have someone not so professional trim it, but still a bit wary.

But like fuck am I letting someone who isn't a full time hairdresser peroxide my hair. Not in a million years.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)

My hair would be past my arse if it wasn't for the bleaching episode

it led to me getting just shy of a foot cut off.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)

hahah, I did briefly try that game for 10 mins, and it was infinitely more annoying than any platform game from the late 80s which required leaps of faith and constant sudden death moments...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)

That's buses for you!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)

I have never played my psp or ds out in public, strangely enough...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

I love my DS. I might get Nintendogs. I'm a bit worried about myself.

I put my willy in mine.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)

:3 <3

(

Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)

o

3

o

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

This

is beautiful.

I may turn it into a cake for my beloved's birthday.

It's between this and a Raving Rabbid.

(

Joliet, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)

If you do, PIXPIXPIX :3

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)

You know it

and it will be infinitely better than the Super Mario Brothers DS cake you can get in Tesco.

(

Joliet, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)

I have not seen.

If I see it, I'm sure I'll be disgusted.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)

my son had that for his last birthday, it was awesome

(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

Aaaaaaahahahaha!

Woo! *clickityclick*

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)

Try a BAGHDOG!

(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

hahahah what the fuck?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

I was going to type that very thing....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

mmmmmm

tastes like suffering.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)

The what hahaha fuck?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

hahahaha what?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

Doctor D?

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)

FEESH!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)

Today's fish is Trout a la Creme

enjoy your meal.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)

HONK HONK!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)

Fish!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)

club it

with clubs

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)

Trumps your club with a heart

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

Pffft.

*trumps*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

ivanka?

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

Alaska?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

Because they can't get the wrappers off

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

Can't. Remove. Image. From. Head.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)

hahaha

he looks massively confident

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)

FRESH!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)

FRESH FEESH ANEEWUN?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)

Hmmm Brains aren't advertised that often..........

I need to invest in some decent software...

(

WOLF .™, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)

mmm tasty

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

Still,

I find this a lot less disturbing than the original...

(Graz1089, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)

That ginger woman's face pleases me in ways I can't even begin to describe.

This is well done, sir.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)

really!?

It irritates the tits off me . . .
*shrugs*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

It irritates my mate too, but I love it...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

It always looks to me

as if she's having a stroke. She can only smile from one side of her face.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

my smile's a bit lopsided too

but not that much.

She's got a nice face, she looks friendly.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

hahaha, I know what you mean... It's a facinating face...

I usually have to quote Peter Griffin whenever I see taht ad (or infact, anyone slightly unusual in the street)

"I have to draw you!"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)

Definitely, I love a good interesting face.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)

nothing beats the "Characters" of an area...

there are some brilliant ones that seem to populate my local town centre...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)

Fun for all the family

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

*Kisses*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

ooh - I say!!!

:O)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)

keep your mouth shut

I'm not that committed to this ;D

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

*stores for future reference*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

hahahaha

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)

*loves this*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)

arf! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)

Hahahahaha! OUTSTANDING!

reminds me of being in infant school - we all used to think those little paper ties (two bits of metal jointed by some string) were like little nunchuks... Odd.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

hahahahahaha!

Wasn't that called Frustration in the old days?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

No that was

"Being 13 years old"

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)

haha

memories of opening Robosapien.

on another note, i rebuilt my lego general lee and bought one. (made using the lego designer thing.)

/not worth it's own thread

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

Do the doors open yet?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

You worry about the doors...

I'm gonna get into Daisy's pants

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)

I bet they won't fit.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)

I thought the doors

were welded shut?

(

monkeybananaraffle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)

seen it yesterday...didn't have time to comment

it's fab :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

ta:)

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

where is this lego designer thingy of which you speak?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)

design it, then order the bricks to make it. genius. this should have existed always

ldd.lego.com/

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

cool

but I bet I lose all the interesting pieces

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)

it's a bit retarded in the choice of bricks sometimes

there's only 3 different hairstyles, but about 30 different upper bodies

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)

you're confusing it with Build Your Own Boyband

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)

:->

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)

I'm saving this for later

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

This

I want to finally make an Apache.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

hahaha

"I ain't slidin' across the hood no more, Luke - it's gotten too bumpy"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)

cool

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)

OMG!!

That's SO spot on! Bloody tie things grrrrrr :D Have a *click* sir

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Ninj, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

DAMN!

I'm only 24 . . .
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)

*gets out magnifying glass*

hang on - those are implants!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

yeah . . .

my own knees were reposessed
or summat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)

repossessed?

"That you, Satan?"
"Yes mum, I'm movin' back in...if that's ok"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)

Hahahaha you're brilliant you are!

*clicks like a loon*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

cheers

it was your inspiration - just needed a small gap in w0rk to fit it in

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)

Oooh, work :(

I'm just waiting for a gap in b3ta to fit it in...

Edit: Well deserved FP that man!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

That game is so....frustrating

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

I couldn't even get it out of the box

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

Yes!

This is what I played most of Christmas Day, Boxing Day, Day after Box.....
Then, after much exhaustive fun, it was Hunt The Battery™ and Buckin' Screwdrivers™

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

Haha!

My preferred medium is scissors. Especially with those fucking vacuum-formed plastic things for electronics.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)

Scalpels.

Always a winner. Also good for the hyperweldedplastic shit on electronic products that is impervious to the scissors.

(jair, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)

You've got kids

I can tell!

Dr Who franchise, we're looking at you ya bas...

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)

grrr

too fucking true. grrr grrr (woo!) grrr

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 2:23, archived)

now that is awesome

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:17, archived)

Genius

You're soooo right! The amount of wire ties, plastic clips and screws I had to take off just to get the toy cars out of my son's present on Xmas day was mad.

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)

Oh yes

sent to torture us parents for certain. The worst has to be the emergency vehicles from Asda. They are actually screwed with these tiny piddly screws.

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moogy boobles, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)

Mistake?

I know I'm going to burn in hell for this, probably via being stoned to death!

(arty_to_i_t, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

CANCER LOL!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

Afternoon, mangy

how goes it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)

Not too shabby Wowser

ta

And just where have you been all morning?
And if you say working, it will displease me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

Prepare to feel displeased, duck

I've been being a good girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

I find that very hard to believe

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

:D I am a good girl really.

Or at least, I do a very good impression of one.

I've been spreadsheeting, mainly. Oh, my showbiz life....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

First class ticket to hull

Woo Woo!

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tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

oh please hurry up and pick a new challenge fraser

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

I was very temted to buy the edition of OK! that was running an article on how she was spending Christmas

But then I realised I would be feeding her.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

give the cover price to a charity like Macmillan instead

then all cancer patients will benefit, not just the tedious fame-hungry ones

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)

hahahha....ooooohhh

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

I was just trying to read about her

and couldn't

then I though of the irony of not being able to find a story about Jade Goody

then I found this instead: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7813178.stm

now I find I need a poo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

She should cover that song blue (dabadeedabadi)

but replace all the blues with beiges.

Because she is. In every way that a person can be. I've sneezed stuff with more personality.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)

it is a truly bewildering situation

however did it all come to this

I'VE SUNG A SONG! BOW BEFORE ME! FAWN AND DO MY BIDDING!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)

I just wish all of these monochromatically caramel supposed singers (vocal acrobats would be a better description)

would just take their insincere catterwauling about nameless chap and how lovely/shit/mean/dead/hooray/tall/Watford he is and shove it up their overly groomed ani. Bleh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

it gets to me

because it's very difficult to avoid

you can turn most things off, but this crap is everywhere

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)

See also: Cefuckinglebrity Big Bastard Brother.

*weeps*

In the eyes way, I'm not oozing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

OMG

Edit: lalalalala dabadee move along

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)

Try again....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)

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