HAHAHAHave a pic of a former NSW State Premier
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:52,
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Does anyone know where that photo was taken?I wish to stage a real life reconstruction :)
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Victor Meldrew,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:54,
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They're rather low poly!Are they for a game?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:41,
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This is ace.But I'm rissing like Peaches Geldof at a book club.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:43,
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mmm...so hungry, must eatquite fancy a burger king
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:48,
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I'll have some trunk....Meduim rare..bark on!
Nice.
(Nice.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:32,
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Imagine if there was a bushfire, you could have your steak roasted or char-grilled BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:35,
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Mmmm..the smell!!Cooking beefs
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:37,
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we need this:(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:41,
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Who would actually wear an aftershave that smells like a flame-grilled burger?Only in America for sure
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:46,
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If it's real!!But Americans smell of burgers anyways!!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:47,
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The sad thing is that its realstore.rickysnyc.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=flame
This is true. You can also hear them from miles away.
(This is true. You can also hear them from miles away.
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:50,
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What a lovely website.I want Bacons
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:58,
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Yes that's making me hungry too. I might have it for breakfast in about 7 hours BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:02,
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This would make life easier for kebab shop owners BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:32,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Evolution"){kind=small}
i wanna go to a steak mine*drools*
also can i pea this here?
(also can i pea this here?
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:33,
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*also spangs BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:34,
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*spangs also* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:34,
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You would be a tasty mid-afternoon snacktwig
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:37,
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someone's stolen my paper LOL
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:27,
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Oh noes!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:28,
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Actually, this is the evolution of Anthony Robbins BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:31,
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Is wans't me!!!It was him *points*
Woo.
(Woo.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:31,
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You do great head. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:31,
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but spacky hands, they need worknext job actually is making a paper for him to read
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:33,
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ello!
the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:25,
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lolis the queen copping a feel there?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:26,
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Hahaha! She loves it, the dirty cow...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:36,
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Now I get it. I was RISing before. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:30,
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Nice one.A chap I used to work with used to get really freaked out by midgets and dwarves. One day he went to meet a few mates at Euston train station, and he was a good few beers and smokes under. He went to the bar and ordered a beer while he waited, and fell asleep. In his words "There must have been a convention in town or something, because I woke up absolutely SURROUNDED by them - the bar was PACKED with them." hahahahahahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:39,
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DIRTY QUEENshe's copping a feel, look!
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:55,
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Silly budgie!Yous supposed to jump!!
Woo.
(Woo.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:08,
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What a cute little fella. But he looks like Pim Verbeek!Woo
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:08,
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Silly budgie!Diadora gloves?
The pros use Sondico!
(The pros use Sondico!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:08,
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yes..he's Sunday league
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:10,
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I always wanted to be a goalkeeperUnfortunately I'm short and have shit hips.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:11,
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Get a hip replacement then BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:13,
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oh noes!he must play for the Tottenhams*!
*insert rubbish football team name here
(*insert rubbish football team name here
twig Save 6 Music,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:09,
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A Fine City The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:17,
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And so easy to carpet-bomb, tooSorry - I don't know *where* that came from.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:28,
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LET'S BE HAVING YOU!Surely it should be a robin?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:21,
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Ipswich/Norwich
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:17,
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Oh noes!Don't worry budgie, is offside :)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:11,
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Hang on, hang on!you is lady?
you is internet lady?
yet you know of off-side????
*brain assplodes*
(you is internet lady?
yet you know of off-side????
*brain assplodes*
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:13,
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awww!his expression reminds me of the PE hell that I routinely experienced in my school days.
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:20,
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Awww he's lovely!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:25,
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oh noes!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:25,
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Sunglasses...Nah.....Self polarising eyes....
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:58,
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I thought thatjust as I posted!!!
But pupils are black anyways!
(But pupils are black anyways!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:01,
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aren't they clear?the black is only because it's like the inside of the eye
/does not know very much about eyes
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:03,
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/does not know very much about eyes
Ummm yeah.If they were black you wouldn't be able to see through them
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:04,
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BUT THE EYE IS A WINDOW INTO SOMEONE'S SOUL! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:11,
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They appear black because no light gets refelcted back out again Victor Meldrew,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:07,
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yeah that's what i thought...i'm just not exactly in the best frame of mind to do so hence 'like the inside of the eye' should be accompanied by a great handwave.
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:09,
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Are you listening to "Eye of the Tiger"? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:12,
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im listening to my computer fan, tinitus and my dad farting in the other room.
I think you're ready for a dutch oven BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:14,
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What happens in the family stays in the family BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:16,
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They're black because the visual rays they emit block other people's rays from getting in.
Because you can't darken black!! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:06,
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It's the diet coke of evilnot evil enough
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:07,
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You could do it now...Just make contacts from the same stuff as the polarising glasses
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:44,
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*evolves hands like spanging pans*also, pfft
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:54,
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is that what real men smell like?gin and toilet cakes...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:55,
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I say!What a handsome fella....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:59,
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Yeah right!You haven't been alive long enough to grow that!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:59,
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he has balls like watermellons I tells ya!that's two month's growth!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:00,
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WONDERFUL!HA HA HA HA HA - never mind the quality - check out the length :)
Sir - you have the winter plumage of a fine and delicious bear
(Sir - you have the winter plumage of a fine and delicious bear
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:00,
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and I thought that carrotspider below was scary....:D
edit: oooh, lunchtiems!
(edit: oooh, lunchtiems!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:01,
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actually - that's a damn site closer... bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:02,
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Freebs - Always to be found with a Vodka Martini in hand....;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:08,
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i tend to drain my olive, but im not so much of a freak as to have them with lemon oilsnot yet anyway.
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:16,
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It should be orange juice in a champagne glass/smug bastard
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:13,
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mmm champers and orange juice with croisantsis my traditional christmas breakfast. been like that ever since i was a little kid
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:14,
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For me it has always been beer and donuts! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:18,
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I don't read the paper on the varanda while im eating it though...
The dunny perhaps? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:28,
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Well, I'll skip on your arse as being on my 'must have'list of ingredients, if that's ok.
But - what's the issue with Vodka Martinis?
(But - what's the issue with Vodka Martinis?
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:19,
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He drank all the vodka BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:20,
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Ahhhh - I get it now...:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:23,
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nothing, apart from that1. I don't like voddy unless it's threequaters frozen and down in one gulp.
2. it's my picture and it is CLEARLY a dry gin martini made with the smallest amount of vermouth.
*straightens beret*
*flounces off*
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:23,
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2. it's my picture and it is CLEARLY a dry gin martini made with the smallest amount of vermouth.
*straightens beret*
*flounces off*
*trips k3b/-\b up on his way out*;-)
Edit: *commends Noilly Prat to your attention as a superb vermouth*
(Edit: *commends Noilly Prat to your attention as a superb vermouth*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:24,
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HAHAHA This is what happens when you don't use Gillette BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:01,
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lordy!*fetches clippers*
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:01,
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Crikey, Seasick Steve looks more Seasick than usual these days... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:08,
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HAHA - This is another scent of man
Edit: I just read the title for a second time.
*groans
*spangs
Woo
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:56,
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now THIS is something i would wear taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:00,
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ha ha haoh, boobybiddlyblobs, you loon :)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:56,
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Nicely done...Not really compable, but I enjoyed doing it anyway... and related (that whole beard/aftershave connection thing there)
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:58,
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Wonderful.:D
*splashes it all over*
(*splashes it all over*
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:58,
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hahaha -good griefwell thought!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:53,
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This would also come in handy for unscrewing the lids off beer bottles BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:54,
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That's ok that pic! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:54,
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what happens if it doesn't fit? The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:55,
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I presume all good chemists will sell grips, to make the hole smaller. Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:56,
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oh you cheeky scamp:)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:57,
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hahhahahatis is a goodun.
I prefer to use all fingers though
(I prefer to use all fingers though
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:01,
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ooohhthe possibilities
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:26,
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Darwin says - George was once of the Jungle!
Bindun I know, but had to rework it for the compo . . . sorry.
Q4nobody,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:52,
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Georgebushlookslikeachimpsomeonetoldmehelookslikeachimp drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:53,
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Attenborough meets Attenborough ApeThere's a show I'd love to see!
No expense spared!
(No expense spared!
Q4nobody,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:03,
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well shopped sir bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:56,
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RACIST!oh, wrong president, lol!
then it's funny!
:D
(then it's funny!
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:58,
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Ascent of man - from Monkey Times to the year 2015
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:44,
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Hahahaha!Pure genius!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45,
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but ... but...where are all my clothes and the precious precious things I've accumulated? I'm nothing with out my things!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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You'll be aHead of all that stuff by then BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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Floating head of DOOM!Like it, sir....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:47,
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Gee.. I remember that in Doom BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:50,
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Not to be confused with:
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:52,
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HAHAHA - Larson? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:55,
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OMGLARSONPOSTyou know he's pretty litigious about his images appearing on the net :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:00,
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oh well...too late now.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:10,
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One episode of Tharg's Future Shocks suggested it would be so. drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:49,
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I have a ginger friend (a bold admission I know)anyway - he moved out to Tokyo and married a lovely Japanese lass... not in the least bit suspicious until you consider that Japanese women don't carry any form of the ginger gene..!
he's secretly trying to wipe out his own race from the inside!!!
(he's secretly trying to wipe out his own race from the inside!!!
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:50,
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Wouldn't it be more efficient to just neuter them at birth?Gingers I mean, not Japanese
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:53,
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this way is a lot more humaneand they have a wee little wee baby girl now
:D
(:D
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:57,
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a chillingly realistic insight into our future taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:49,
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i' m tom o'bedlam and i endorse this image Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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Is that after the nuclear war? Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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just beforethis is what happens after everyone becomes vegetarian in the spring of 2010.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:52,
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pffft - This could be true BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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It's a future I'd like to ascribe to Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:52,
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Look out everyone, it wants your carrots...!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:37,
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AAAARGH!ADBLOCK! AAAAAAADBLOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
*cries*
Edit: CUNT! *re-adblocks*
(*cries*
Edit: CUNT! *re-adblocks*
Joliet,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:38,
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Coconut crabs are way worse than any spider. Imagine one of those things waiting on the back of your chair. Think of one just sitting by your feet as you're blissfully unaware.Eeeeeewwwuugugggh.
(
Ttssattsr,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39,
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If you had two you could stand on them and usher them to take you places.TO THE TOILET, CRAB MINIONS.
( Ttssattsr,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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*shuddersThat'd have to be equal to having your whole body covered in leeches.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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That gives me teh fear! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:49,
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naah - coco crabs are cuuuuuuute and would make a good petonce things get past a certain size, they dont trigger the 'arachnobpobe-itis' gene in the brain bone.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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BLOODY HELL!I've just image searched that thing: lh4.ggpht.com/abramsv/SB1mpido4TI/AAAAAAAAQIw/NCGymSYdQW0/s800/coconut-crab-2.jpg
that's huge!!!!!!!
(that's huge!!!!!!!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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NAAAGHGHGGHGGHGGGHGEDDITOFFGEDDITOFFGEDDITOFF!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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He has a Big Mac for an arse!!! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:49,
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HahahaIt's like discarded Big Macs and cornish pasties coming to life...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:50,
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To tempt people to it. SO IT CAN FUCKING MAUL YOU TO DEATH.*waves arms + screams*
( Ttssattsr,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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I LOLed like a loon - brilliant observation! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:04,
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NopeWhich is why I'm perfectly happy for Australia to stay on the complete opposite side of the world to me
( Joliet,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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I'm sending you some Funnel Web spiders. They'll just love you BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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Funnelweb and YellowpageA gritty new ITV Police Drama
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45,
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They killed Dalziel and Pascoe BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:46,
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so they have to solve this crimeand put themselves in jail?
GRITTY!
(GRITTY!
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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dalziel and pascoe died as soon as they started to be'based on the characters by Reginald Hill'
rather than 'based on the novels by Reginald Hill'
although the tv shows were a massively sensitised version of the books.
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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rather than 'based on the novels by Reginald Hill'
although the tv shows were a massively sensitised version of the books.
sanitised you mean?sensitised would be like "OMG CRIME!!! ARG" *hides under desk*
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:59,
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no. you trap them in a jar with a damp cotton ball in it, put jar in an eskyand take it to the collection point where they milk them for anti-venom
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:47,
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*taps on shoulder*what's an esky?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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um it's a sortof ice box, it's insulated and you put ice in itand then put beer in it and it says cold as you go to the beach, cricket, bbq, etc. shortened from eskimo, they usually had a little picture of an eskimo on the side
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esky
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esky
Ahhhh - right.Thank 'ee.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:53,
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Hahaha!great retort.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:47,
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Huntsmen are great. you can virtually pick them up and let them wander around in your handalthough my favourite is the little jumping spiders
www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/australian/salticidae/Salticidae.html
:)
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45,
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www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/australian/salticidae/Salticidae.html
:)
argh fucki hate bastard spiders like that.
even if they have bunny heads
(even if they have bunny heads
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:38,
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Awwww... can I stroke it? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:40,
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see, now tarantulas arent as scary to me as those fuckers abovei certainly wouldnt like them in my home though - think of the mess they make when you shoe em...
*remembers exploding spider arse from arachnophobia*
Theres just something about the size, proportion and spindliness of house spiders that makes my skin crawl...
(*remembers exploding spider arse from arachnophobia*
Theres just something about the size, proportion and spindliness of house spiders that makes my skin crawl...
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41,
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*gets really big glass and postcard*Woo and eep in equal measure :)
edit: although... it's not actually that big, is it?
*gets regular sized glass and postcard*
(edit: although... it's not actually that big, is it?
*gets regular sized glass and postcard*
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39,
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Kill the Spider Wabbit!You're on fire this evening. Woo!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:40,
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In the absence of micto,CHEDGE!
Also, is it a money spider? I can see its tuppence.
(Also, is it a money spider? I can see its tuppence.
DogHorse plop,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41,
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oh hell no..... that is just too horrible...Top shoppage, but I may even have to adblock it *shudders*
fecking spiders...
(fecking spiders...
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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OH YES OH YES OH YESPEOPLE HERE HATE SPIDERS!!!
why did no one tell me before??
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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why did no one tell me before??
OH YES OH YES OH YESPEOPLE HERE HATE SPIDERS!!!
why did no one tell me before??
edit: yeah that was so important i had to say it twice...
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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why did no one tell me before??
edit: yeah that was so important i had to say it twice...
You only speak twice. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:44,
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yeeeshthats terrifying. have a tenuous pea of a much more friendly animal, the telescopic giraffe:
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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OH GOD, NOOOOOOOOO!*flees*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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Arrrrggh!Hang on it's tiny!!
*splats with slipper*
(*splats with slipper*
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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arrgghhhh!pagedown, PAGEDOWN!!!
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:44,
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Brilliant!:D
*clicks*
Edit: Also:
(*clicks*
Edit: Also:
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:28,
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YES INDEED, HE PROBABLY EVEN USES THE CAPS LOCK TO TYPE THEM:)
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41,
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Certainly not.They are deployed using SCIENCE©
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45,
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I really don't think so. ;-)it wasn't directed at you, guv... have no fear.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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Naw, I wouldn't mind if it was.I might get an icecream.
( Ttssattsr,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:46,
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Ice Cream...Now that's a good idea.
It'll have to come after fry-up lunch round the corner at the greasy spoon, though.
Sausages, chips, 2 eggs, big dollop of mayo and some rank tea. nom nom nom.
(It'll have to come after fry-up lunch round the corner at the greasy spoon, though.
Sausages, chips, 2 eggs, big dollop of mayo and some rank tea. nom nom nom.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:50,
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Hooray! :DBut I want to earn one properly, dammit!
I'll still treasure this one though
EDIT: Profiled link :)
(I'll still treasure this one though
EDIT: Profiled link :)
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:37,
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lol!wish I asked :p
ps I'd much rather earn one rather than a pity-post lol
(ps I'd much rather earn one rather than a pity-post lol
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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HAHAHA - i hope the milk is full fatWoo!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:29,
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!!!Don't drink the milk!!!!It's contmainated!!!
Woo.
Too far??
(Woo.
Too far??
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:29,
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hahaha O_Owho would say such a thing ;)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:29,
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hahahammm canker milk...
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:29,
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shouldn't Max Cliffordbe thinking about submitting his invoice soon?
( herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:31,
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her children are getting ALL the moneynot just all the money she earns... ALL OF THE MONEY. There'll be a van driving around the country some time after she's dead and you'll have to empty your pockets into it until they have ALL THE MONEY
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:34,
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so they can go to universitybrains run in the family
( twig Save 6 Music,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41,
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I heardthat he stopped taking payment from her in August. Because his wife died of cancer and he's had cancer too.
( moogy boobles,
Sat 28 Feb 2009, 19:06,
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coins coming out of teats??ouch! Must be painful
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:33,
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She should be thankful that they are not Zimbabwean dollars BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:35,
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ouch - papercuts!This made me chuckle:
www.fmft.net/Zimbabwe%20Zimbabwean%20Dollar%20%20100%20Billion%20Dollar%20Note.jpg
Dr Evil's preferred currency.
SPECIAL AGRO-CHEQUE!
(www.fmft.net/Zimbabwe%20Zimbabwean%20Dollar%20%20100%20Billion%20Dollar%20Note.jpg
Dr Evil's preferred currency.
SPECIAL AGRO-CHEQUE!
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39,
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"WHO WANTS TO BE A ZIMBABWEAN BILLIONAIRE!?" BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41,
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give it a couple of months and there's going to be a version of that with pound signs on it discomeats This canoe,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:49,
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Hahahaha fantastic!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:35,
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Dammit I forgot to ignore you to escape that! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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Ha ha!But can it be... oh wait yeah of course it can!!! :D
Also: Compo it!!!
(Also: Compo it!!!
Rico,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:52,
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looked better in my head(
herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:19,
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Thunderbirds are go to ze Russian front BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:23,
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Haha*involuntary, slightly weirded-out awwww*
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:18,
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I don't like the way its staring at me. Its just evil - Kill it hard! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:18,
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nice holiday snapsbet you got a surprise when you got the film developed
( twig Save 6 Music,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:18,
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KILL IT KILLIT KIL IT KILL IT Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:19,
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for some reasonthis photograph put me in mind of Abu Ghraib... An American? Standing next to something dead or in pain..? To get their photograph taken?
woo yay
(woo yay
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:20,
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Ah,I see that it is sexy time.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:20,
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*at home LOL*wtf???
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:21,
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shirking from home?man - if only I weren't so vitally essentia... *larfs* sorry - can't even finish that sentence with a straight face.
When you off on your holls anyway?
(When you off on your holls anyway?
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:23,
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Hmmm. Thereby hangs an annoying tale.Had to move it from next month to June.
The climate for my destination is somewhat better then, I'm informed.
Got to travel through Lagos, though - I'm not looking forward to that.
Obligatory lost luggage, being robbed by the ARMED police, etc etc etc
(The climate for my destination is somewhat better then, I'm informed.
Got to travel through Lagos, though - I'm not looking forward to that.
Obligatory lost luggage, being robbed by the ARMED police, etc etc etc
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:25,
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yeah - it's a pisherit's the DRC you're heading to? Just make sure you get good travel insurance and buy a macbook air before you go (but don't take it with you)...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:29,
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Congo?Nooooooo.
I'm too much of a wuss. I'm worried about even flying *through* Nigeria.
Accra is the proposed destination.
(I'm too much of a wuss. I'm worried about even flying *through* Nigeria.
Accra is the proposed destination.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:37,
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ahh very good.although I've heard that 4/5ths of the Congo are not only perfectly safe but also exceedingly pleasant. It's just the bits with all the war and death terror you have to be careful of (place is like as big as the moon or something)...
Isn't Ghana due South of the UK - how are you having to fly though Nigeria?
(Isn't Ghana due South of the UK - how are you having to fly though Nigeria?
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:44,
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Don't fancy yours much Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:23,
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HAHAHAhAHAHA ....:DShagslut ;)
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:23,
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Hahahahaha!Is the suit real?
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:23,
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Yeah,animal cruelty at its finest.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:24,
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Indeed.Although our dog has a little black dress!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:27,
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Way too much information there, sir.... J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:28,
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What a lovely bitch BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:24,
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ha ha hathe bastard child of Paris Hilton and her dog
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:25,
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this puts me in mind of Deee-Lite for some reason :D i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:29,
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ha ha hayou're right on the money with that
:)
(:)
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:30,
archived)
"WHY LOOKEE HERE! I WON ME A PARK RANGER!" discomeats This canoe,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48,
archived)
Telepathic beasty knows your secrets. All of them...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:01,
archived)
TJ: What was the link for the poll code that people sometimes stick inside b3ta posts?
rob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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Stop reading my mind!!1!It's not fair for someone else to know what I'm thinking, when I have no idea :/
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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He doesn't really know what you're thinking...He just read your diary.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:04,
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I have a diary?Cor.
Stop reading my diary!!1! It's unfair because I havn't read it!
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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Stop reading my diary!!1! It's unfair because I havn't read it!
That is expertly doneand within the comp's guidelines.
That's TWO gold stars for you!
(That's TWO gold stars for you!
Joliet,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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Bloody Hell! THATS ACE!Can his secrets be milked?
*clicks hard.
(*clicks hard.
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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*mind-melds**knows telepathic beasty's DIRTY secrets*
*is appalled*
(*is appalled*
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:03,
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*is ashamed*he said it meant that he loved me and that I'd let him do it if I really loved him...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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Hahahahaha!!!!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:08,
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ha ha ha haHA HA HA
this wins all the prizes at the fair!
(this wins all the prizes at the fair!
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:10,
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This is quite simply one of the best things ever. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:10,
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hahaha!wha?
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:11,
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THIS sould be available as a high qualitybirthday card or mousemat.
:)
(:)
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:15,
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I can't even talk to you right now.*feels sick to stomach*
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:08,
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Cor!*fwaps*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:10,
archived)
Even the one about having Anne Widdecombe piss on me?What?
Oh shit.
(Oh shit.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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Ann Widdecomebe is NOT natural.At least - I sincerely hope not.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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Ha!Yes you DO! *points to own bluging belleh!* You're gonna be a daddy!
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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To several pints of lager, a kebab, a large chips and a few bits of baclava and delight?
yes, in other words in other wordsa beautiful shiny 9-pound brooooown baby
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:12,
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Oh dear...Ewwwwww......
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:14,
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you forgot the bucket of soy sauce BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:15,
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nah that was delayed, so he probably devoured a four thousand pound quadraped.
Just let me warm up this souvlaki for ya'*parp
*ding
(*ding
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:19,
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Not anymore...You dirty, dirty.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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then he knows too much and I'llhatch a secret plot to kill him
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07,
archived)
Top stuff moley!...if a little freaky
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:11,
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that is fecking wonderful, PS Fish-head Metroid is draining Samus!
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:13,
archived)
Has he been vacuumed packed?Woo.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:13,
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It looks like he's just been pulled out of a jar of stuffed olives BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:16,
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as our tastes evolve...
in fact I have isolated the genes for dermal lettering and post-mortem jingles
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:39,
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hahahahaDon't forget to swipe your seal-club card hohohoho
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:50,
archived)
ha!mmm whelks.
PS if anyone lives in California, now is the time to pressure a congressman
www.boingboing.net/2009/02/25/california-measure-t.html
PPS if this goes through I am definitely moving to California
(PS if anyone lives in California, now is the time to pressure a congressman
www.boingboing.net/2009/02/25/california-measure-t.html
PPS if this goes through I am definitely moving to California
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:51,
archived)
from what I understand it's essentially legal in California anywayyou're allowed to grow if for medicinal purposes.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:56,
archived)
indeedbut this could mean you could ask for it at the seven-eleven along with gum and stuff. And it would have a catchy brand and logo.
This means they'd need the equivalent of a Marlboro Man...
(This means they'd need the equivalent of a Marlboro Man...
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:00,
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well... if you want to give more of your money to Brittish American Tabacco...I think you're probably better with some lovely home grown
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:04,
archived)
*looks up prices of UV lamps* revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05,
archived)
ow d0just email
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:52,
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ha ha ha - brilliantI hope he's well, and Doc G too.
How's the face fuzz working out for you?
(How's the face fuzz working out for you?
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:54,
archived)
I can't stop stroking itThe beard, that is....
Still - stops me from chewing my lip
/nervous habit....
I might photomagraph myself....
(Still - stops me from chewing my lip
/nervous habit....
I might photomagraph myself....
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:57,
archived)
I've found mine has become an obsessionI'm not particularly well groomed (although I'm stunningly attractive so it doesn't matter) but I keep my beard combed and clean and I have moustache wax for the weekends...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:01,
archived)
*fondles inappropriately*You big hunk of love, you...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:16,
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He isSid says hi
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:58,
archived)
*coughs* Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:59,
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That's fucking hugeand I would like to see it displayed, in full, on the fresh fish counter.
( KateCal it's the wind...the wind.....,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:09,
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now THAT is a fantastic ideaand you wouldn't need to ask if it was fresh because you'd be able to smell it from the car park...
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:10,
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Fucking lush.Totally would.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:39,
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fuckable wound in his skull Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40,
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the others being the mouth (obviously) the left eye socket and the hole left when you forcibly remove the nose...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:51,
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you don't like to worm your way into the ear then? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:57,
archived)
I once did this and the guy screamedand his jaw locked in such a way as to constrict the already slim ear canal... it was an unpleasant experience for all involved
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:59,
archived)
ha ha hanot to mention the other passengers
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:38,
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aaaaaaaand this is for you:Edit: Ooops, gave you the wrong award, there, this one is better:
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:48,
archived)
yaythanks.
I think this is my first - I shall put it up next to my degree certificates and the C I got from the food standards inspectorate...
I shall endeavour to earn more of these fine certificates
(I think this is my first - I shall put it up next to my degree certificates and the C I got from the food standards inspectorate...
I shall endeavour to earn more of these fine certificates
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:52,
archived)
I still haven't got one of those :( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:18,
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WOW, awesome zombification! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:39,
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thank youtrying to do them a bit more zombie and less monster :D
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:41,
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You have red on your shirt
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40,
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hahahaa:) i fancy watching that now! :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:41,
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JESUS!!!!Kind of wish I didn't have a giant monitor now with that thing leaping out at me!
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:41,
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Quick!Get that shirt into a cold wash before it stains!
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:42,
archived)
Holy moly!He's lovely, he is.
*snogs*
(*snogs*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:42,
archived)
QUICKdistract him with some sort of guitar
:)
lovely
(:)
lovely
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:44,
archived)
it'd workbit like the smart zombie in day of the dead :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:46,
archived)
You gotred on you...
(
Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:52,
archived)
And that's why I don't use the work canteenfucking sausages in everything.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:52,
archived)
excellent Shoppossibly your best Zombification yet!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:53,
archived)
I've seen him before, selling used cars!Woo!!!!!!!!!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:57,
archived)
excellent! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:00,
archived)
My word, this is super! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:02,
archived)
In 2050 we all be pretty & smart
Warning, source is more disturbing
www.holytaco.com/shouldnt-be
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37,
archived)
Strange, they strike me as neither pretty or smartThey do however look like something out of The Grinch...
nicely btw
(nicely btw
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:39,
archived)
*hits you with the sarcasm spankplank* Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:45,
archived)
what the fuck is wrong with the guys mouth???I thought you shopped it til i saw the sauce!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:41,
archived)
Ithink he's been improved! Looks like he's been down the sewers...
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:12,
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Haha - This is not an evolution. This displays a regression! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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The Wonderful World of Investment Banking
Doubtless considering the size of his bonus.
Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:27,
archived)
Good morning Mr Magpie, how's the wife? Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:30,
archived)
:D"...hello mister magpie, how's your wife and children?"
"YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! They were eaten by a cat... I haven't stopped drinking since. you got any money?"
("YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! They were eaten by a cat... I haven't stopped drinking since. you got any money?"
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:30,
archived)
wife and children eaten by a cat?but I've left my wife and child at home with two cats...
OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!
*runs off to warn home before it's too late*
(OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!
*runs off to warn home before it's too late*
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:32,
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Don't worryCats mostly only kill at night, but there's never only two of them... they'll have smuggled their friends into the house somewhere... although they're devilishly good at hiding it. They're probably running a brothel in your garden.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:34,
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That would explain the strange cat sex noises at night....I thought it was just the neighbours...
When I get home I shall check the ceilings, the garden, the PC and any other locations from icanhazcheeseburger
(When I get home I shall check the ceilings, the garden, the PC and any other locations from icanhazcheeseburger
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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You fool!look down there
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:35,
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how is lookingat our penises any sort of solution for this problem...?
*checks his chap*
(*checks his chap*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37,
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what's that...? you want me to kill again?.. but... but... I like this one, she's nice to us
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:42,
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I've just spoken to Lady Doom and it's ok....she's armed with catnip spray and Whiskas...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40,
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nicely done.they are a bunch of thieves, and the way they pick at roadkill is even worse.
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37,
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This is a magpie!en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Magpie.jpg
lovely birds, we used to have one that could speak.
ed:yes i do know that thing is a magpie, i'm just doing the lolz im foreign
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:43,
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lovely birds, we used to have one that could speak.
ed:yes i do know that thing is a magpie, i'm just doing the lolz im foreign
That's......an Australian magpie. Mine's a European Magpie, who works for Sal Oppenheim.
( Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:46,
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What ....did he say?
"Invest in hedge funds?"
("Invest in hedge funds?"
Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:51,
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Our magpie is really an Australasian crow-shrike BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:00,
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yeh yeh yeh yehbut I wanted to ham it up with
"That's not a magpie! This is a magpie!"
"No that's an Australasian crow-shrike"
"Ah I see you've played magpiey-crow-shrikey before"
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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"That's not a magpie! This is a magpie!"
"No that's an Australasian crow-shrike"
"Ah I see you've played magpiey-crow-shrikey before"
HAHAHA - yes something like that.I always throw in that line
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:08,
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Or the size of k3b/-\b's stimulus package BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:01,
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:O how do you know the size of my stimulus package?You're not hornyjessica42? OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT hornyjessica42!!!
(,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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