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[challenge entry] On the Inflation theme...
(HaggertheHoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Seams fine to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# heh heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# If you're drinking Zimbabwe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Maybe you've both been assigned the same mindcontrol frequency
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# then you've misunderstood what drinking is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I've never understood anything ever.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# eight
*mystifies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Oh you and you covering everything in mist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yam smoke macheen. Pffffffff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Iz did knot see that coming!
ZOMG!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# 3.5 billion in Zimbabwe
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# i wonder if the right answer changes depending on how it takes to answer the question
" 'B' please, Chris"
"Are you sure?"
"Yup"
"Final answer?"
"Yup"

...

"If you'd picked B... two minutes ago... you'd be right! Unfortunately, the answer is now C."
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Adolf Cameron
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# oooh he looks very powerful
makes me feel all weak at the knees
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# sexay!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# fucking hell,its jo wiley
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# ^ What she said

Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I don't know what Joe's willy looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahhaah! holy shit.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Wiley used to live down the road from me
as did Clive Owen. God never did answer my prayers for highly localised biblical destruction.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Clive Owen has to be the most wooden "actor" EVER.
even Keanu Reeves doesn't come close...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# having said that
I surprised myself somewhat by accidentally enjoying "Shoot 'em up". A film that aims to be bad-good and to a fair degree succeeds, despite lifting entire set pieces from the Hong Kong greats.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# What a time to pop back over here.
Hmm.

That's quite alluring, actually. Certainly much better than he usually looks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# that really chuffing suits him,
... I wonder how close to this image the Conservative Party would be prepared to get...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# also
OLD MICROPHONES FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN!!!

they look like a work of bloody art!

Were I ever to say anything important enough to warrent a microphone - and hopefully one day I will - I hope it's said into a microphone which looks like one of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# just me with that one then
...

*slopes off quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# bloody heathens
wouldn't know a good looking microphone if it came up and bit them in the ass...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I say, you're a good-looking microphone.
Ow, stop that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# cor! wow!
LOOK at those MICROPHONES
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# *sends you a mother's day card*
*inside it just says 'CUNT'*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Damn those lizard people, damn them to hell!
The Empire Fighter (whatever they are called) is it going to bomb building 7?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# it's a tie fighter, I think.
and yes. that's exactly what happened
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I knew it!
all that spurious research wasn't wasted
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# TIE fighters can't bomb, they shoot!
TIE Bombers, however...
www.starwars.com/databank/starship/tiebomber/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Geek!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Well said

geeky information overload
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# don't worry Han is here
as you can just see the dish of the millenium falcon behind the building.

or maybe its just a normal satellite dish
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# This is ashley what happened.
Or rather ... GEORGE BUSH BLEW IT UP PERSONALLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I went to France and all i got was a burnt neck
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I didnt like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# ace mister
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# ?

ignore finger knob
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# You don't need noobie tues for that
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I would really like to have a shirt like that
so wow that's a neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# *Something to do with silver*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# OH MY GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# oooh
stylish!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# QUICK!
stand pon your head and pretend to be a Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! pie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Well it is a tinfoil
porkpie hat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# If only DOMO had been there to save them
Woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# He's our only hope!
They should do a Domo franchise for the current crop of darkly shot superhero movies.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# George Bush is an Islamic Fundementalist obviously
train by Al Quaeda in the heart of Texas, to fight for the faithful army,
he's now in the process of uniting the world against the good old US of A
the land of the free will come crashing down if he has his way!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
#


Click for bigger (159 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Way to empty out b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# This is how it REALLY happened

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# News Ape

the other chimp in today's news
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# To Me... To You...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
*stamps on it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *finshes off with hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# eh?
when is it going to uncurl and run about the screen like some mechanical nightmare?

;) woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# this is the larval stage
the full horror comes later no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# pffft
chucklepig
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I think the question that burns on everyone's lips is
Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# No I was trying not to think of that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Awww he's almost lovable now
I empathise "almost" as there was always something really creepy about The Chuckle Brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ace!!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Mind
it don't shit on your hand
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# perv
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Bored thing
Click for full thing
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# arg
my eyes have gone bozzed!

thanks a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# there is a better version here
www.20years20lives.info/press/press_pics/zone_0044_pripyat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# thanks
... I think it's an inidcation of how much I trust you that I followed that link. I hope you never abuse my trust

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# No problem...
Every link is safe now the ILH site has gone..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# No! Don't be fooled!
Now there are just loads of mirrors :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Eh?
Is that the deserted town? If the sarcophagus collapses we'll all be for it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Pripyat Ukraine
and ScopeDog massively over sized
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# they didn't remove the reactor?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Not really. There are still piles of old fuel sat there.
And pools of liquid that have dissolved radionuclides within. Dunno how you remove and deal with those.

Good old Припять.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# No, it would've been far too hazardous.
trufax: reactors 1 and 2 were still being used up until 2000.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Yup. Amazing that.
I can't believe that they used soldiers as "liquidators" to clean it all up.

I remember when it happened and the farmer opposite my house couldn't sell his lambs die to radioactivity and this was in England!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# The firemen who arrived to put the fire out
weren't even told what had happened
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# No one knew what happened. Even the manager refused to believe it.
People in Pripyat were even sunbathing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I don't remember 1986, as I was born two years later. Still, I read as much as I can on the subject.
Other than the obvious areas (Ukraine, Belarus, Russia) Ireland was hit pretty bad. It's just bad fortune that it happened to be raining at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# You young whippersnapper!
I was only six though. It's interesting as I have worked in parts of south western Russia and our H&S people go mad and won't let you touch soil!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# *nips off to optician*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# my optician is trying to kill me
true story...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# wow - gee - thanks for all of the concern!
sheesh....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# we'd take you seriously
if you weren't DTH's spoof account
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# whatever
FREEBS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I wish I was half as talented
edit: go on then, tell your optician story
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# nothing really
they've given me the wrong prescription which has actually made my eye sight worse and given me killer headaches and I went to see them about it and at first their solution was to spend another £150 on having the lenses coated... I insisted on another eye instead... still getting the headaches - but without the glasses now

sux
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# have you tried sitting further away?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# from my glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yes
they could be made from plutonium
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Is that
a magic eye picture from the early nineties...

If so, it'll be an elephant.

It was always an elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# its a sailboat!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Is it Lupus?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# looks like a blurry dodgem car
with no pole, left out in the side of a field and now overgrown with plants and graffiti
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# wow,
guess my eyesight is okay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Correction....
Looks like not his work www.20years20lives.info/press/press_pics/zone_0044_pripyat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# adjusts screen...
*needs retina lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Is that in Pripyat?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I'll chuck this in here if you don't mind
Weeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# that looks like fun
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# everything looks like this to me
crap eyes, need new ones
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# hahah :D
the lesser of two weevils
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# weevil succeed!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I enjoyed that joke
best part of the film.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# silly Ken
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# evil Ken
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# red Ken
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# harouKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# my fellow ameri-ken
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# broKEN
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Outspo Ken
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Ken we fix it?
Yes we Ken!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Go an see yo mamma ken
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# zak mcrak ken
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Kenski and mitch
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# tatsu maki sempu KEN

(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# um
Dmo arigat, Mr. Kenboto
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# madmardi ken
(from willow)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Kentish town
Mornington Crescent!

edit: hope no-one saw that
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# :D
well played.

you win a subscription to What Month Annually - this year it's November!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Whoop!
That completes my collection of all the months ending in "ber"!

Now to get started on "uary" :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Ken dial
(in the wind)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Ken dial
(mint cake)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Danny Ken
(doesn't understand Scottish)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Ken dial
(de number an phone will ring an ting)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Not into the pit
IT BURRRRNSS!!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# *pushes into pit*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
love this lunacy:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# very nice
where's freebs when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Luke! I am a Minger!
(whatwasithinking, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# These are getting boring...


Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I thought this was only reserved for 'you know who'? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Schweppes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I'm too generous to limit it...
I think the image is well done - better than I could do - but... oy veh.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I look forward to buying you a pint in London
that /links thread is awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# It's driving me nuts
I've got a ton to do, and there are pillocks that have to be fed...

Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# it's coming from all sides on b3ta these days
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Indeed.
I've never seen a number of the people posting on Dekion's thread at the moment. CanonCalibre, or whatever he's called, seems to be utterly bereft of IQ. And the fact that the Goat is claiming to be able to cure Malaria with tapwater makes me... um... a little bit worried.

I wonder if he'll be at the summer bash?
That'd be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I was just reading it throught too.
Unfortunately logic and reason is wasted on them :)

His reference about the scientists controlling the crops and such, wouldn't it be better for us to fund the research and control it rather than ending up with rogue scientists just going ahead anyway ending up with people like Dr Mengele?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# have they gone bump yet or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# yeah
but someone shop her as Colonel Kurtz in apocalypse now first
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Heheheh
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaah!!!
oh shit thats uncanny! :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# little as I care for Jade
the fact remains that you have posted twice thus far and both of them have been trying to find the funny side of a woman dying of cancer.

I'm struggling to see the humour in these - even good old gallows humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# True dat.
.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Word to the mummy!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Wut?
Where in the fuck does that picture make any reference to her dying of cancer?
(spankboy11 spanks boys. 11 of them, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# The cows have learned to wear tin foil hats...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# god help us
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I Haz Pertectionz!

(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# So do the birds!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# The coos are revolting!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I have a fondness for highland coos
they're fucking awesome - just like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# they look stupid
'cos you can't see their eyes, but really that's their genius...no one ever suspects the Highland coo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# what you won't read in your 'news' papers
is that they are behind the global credit crunch
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# that's true because I can't read
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I won't bother calling you a stupid cunt then
if you can't read it.... just assume that I did
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# it was implied
when you sent me that wasp's nest
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# that was a mother's day present
didn't you read the card?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# that's your answer for everything
mock the afflicted
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I send you a lot of Mother's day presents
... it amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# they smell like you
in a strange way its comforting
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# project CHEDGE: the begining of the new world order
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# 'noon.


Click for bigger (146 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# :D
Nice one! You still aint getting on my friends list though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I'd rather piss in your ear!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Awwww!
I didn't mean it Pasa :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# very nice
where that fella that use to draw faces on weeny fungi and mushrooms gone - he took his own original piccies too
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# oh I didn't know there was one.
/cancels the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Lovely
Hooray for "click for bigger" or I would have to go to View Source, copy and paste the url, *then* change the www2 to s2 so I can see it at work.



(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# yuk!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Comic SanSolo - How to make a crap font look good!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# These are brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Cheers to the Whoopster!
Never thought I'd use Comic Sans again!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Phwoar! Noice
;D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# So very
clever - I love these.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Very, very good
very goodI was wondering if I could make summat similar in Paint . . . but then I stopped wondering


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Big thanks
Love the Leprahaun hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# *hands over lucky charms*
Diddly-diddly-diddly


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# huzzah!
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Ingenious and wootastic
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# That's really rather clever...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Jeez that's good.
Very clever indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# wow!top stuff
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# As it's quiet


Click for bigger (27 kb)

A thingy that I've done for a wotsit, theme of 'Greed'. Mmm, wotsits. Yeah.

EDIT: Bollocks. Sorry Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Jade Goody Death Party
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I like this! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Thanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
#
http://www.isjadedeadyet.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Git
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# What a confident line you have!
Lovely...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# It's the crack.
Thanks very much!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Isambard Sultan of Brunel
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You really are mental :D Do you ever do any work?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Work?
...what's that then? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Huzzah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Arf!
Top notchity! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I loved Bob Godfrey's film (especially the song) about him - IKB
Whenever i see a pic of him I hum it in my head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# It's called Great and i just found this great news about it.
Although it cost £36,000 and took four years to make, that hard work was rewarded when Bob Godfrey became the first British animator to win an Oscar.

Bob did Henry's Cat (inc voices) btw
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Oi!
I'm the only one who is allowed to talk about animation oscar winners on here! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# oh, yeah. I was er, quoting you there obviously.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# DJ Lady


Click for bigger (44 kb)

I may come back to this and do that shading thing
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Is that one of those RugRats?
De-Ris: www.cooltoons2.com/rugrats/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# There was a grown up version of rugrats
where they were all in their teens or something. I don't think it lasted very long.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# all grown up
or something like that!

woo to the pic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I think it was "All Growed up"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# yeah that sounds right
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# All Grown Up
www.imdb.com/title/tt0387714/
AKA "All Growed Up" (USA working title)
It lasted 3 seasons, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Nice!
but I agree it could be better with some shading. And possibly also some dancing nuns in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# This
With added badgers.

Everyone loves dancing badgers. Best of all the ursine tonally-inspired media.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# soooo
many images can be enhanced by adding dancing nuns
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I am not bloody adding dancing nuns or badgers
you bunch of wierdos.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Ok, its your image, we'll settle for just a kitten
with lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# And a cabbage doing the can-can.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# In space
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# on a tricycle
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# made of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Oh yes

See, if we all worked together, we'd get the most awesome images!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# 0_o
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# reminds me of the fifth element
*anyone have a link to a good anti virus program send me the link in a message*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# reminds me of killerkitti
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# dont have a link
but anti-vir or AVG are what i use and no naughty virus on my laptop or pc
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# yeah i have an illegal avg8.0 but its screwed up and i cant unistall
it properly,my windows security alert keeps telling me my virus protection is off
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Woo etc
Did she forget her P.E kit and had to do it in her pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I think my Tesco is taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# yay for typography jokes!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Off to Sans Serif for your holidays?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I'm going to rand mcnaly,
People wear hats on their feet and burgers eat people.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ^ this
*geeky woos*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# :D

now also do a keming one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Pffft and yet SPANG!
txtlols
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Thanks chap...
...and may I congratulate you on your 3 FP's. I do love your stuff! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# genuine quiet chortle
then, the most a true englishman will ever display emotion. So woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# you mean
by beating a peasant to death

then going into the drawing room and throwing a glass of port into the fire in a fit of rage™

?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I would never beat a peasent to death
it only encourages them, the best way to deal with the lower orders is to give them a bit of a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I hope you remember to take your hat off when you do it
and hold it with your left hand

that'll show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# The most emotion a true Englishman will show
is blinking slightly more quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# an englishman does not blink
a moments innatentive blinking is enough for revolution
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I think you will find, Sir
That when in love with a lady of acceptable station and dowry, or when insulted by your host's poor choice of port, it is acceptable to blink twice in succession, quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I can't believe they don't do the full range
I use super script and sub script on my woolens, its the best.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# So obvious, yet so good :)
Have a whiter-than-white click.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
oh god

this joke's so clean it's still damp!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# wheeeeeeee!
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Arf!
This does a good.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Yes!
Now do BOLD Sociodad
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahahhahhaha, spangage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha great stuff!
Now do fonts...

Arial, Helvetica, Verdana... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Arf-o-rama!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Jesus.
This should be insta-FPed also.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top stuff!
And clean and bright!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Ooooh
That's very very silly.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Not to be confused with Arial (Ariel)
Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
woo. have this.

"Washing machines live longer with cows on"
www.b3ta.com/board/8560905
(1.618..., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# teh Sans !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Slips in a pearoast

(Skcone, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Any QL fans in?? :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# haahhaa
well children and the mentally ill can see sam :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *gets the simple folk/children reference*
Arf!
Also, you may be interested to know that the CIA, ever since they discovered I was immune to their mind control rays, started using my teddy bear to send me instructions.

I showed them! They're not gonna drive me insane!
Although the constant spouting of conspiracies from the wombats might.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# damn the CIA
and there mind controlling rays! but on the plus side - the teddies look ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Updated my profile with a little message to THEM
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# that'll work!
now to work on MI5 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# This is heartily approved of.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# DUKDUK agrees


and Mr Qwak does too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I hope
that I never see anything quite as fucked up as DUKDUK again.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# That proves that...
Dubya's a retard. Only retards, children under the age of five, animals and people that are dying can see Sam.
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# OMG Soccerball Lols



did I really say that? Someone kill me!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
I I I I I I like this very much.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ^ Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# HA!
^
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I get this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ahahahhha
win!
risking a lot of flame...
they're all fake (major league soccer teams)
and gay, too
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ¡¡Hala Madrid!! ¡¡Hala Madrid!!
¡¡ole!!

edit: old photo as only a few of them play for Real now, but thats some great photoshopping!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Yes!
Now do FAKE Sociodad
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Ello Prof
Will Do

Roger Wilko

and Out.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Hey, I know I've spelt Sociodad wrong, but honestly
I was just trying so hard not to call them SausagesDad they can just lump it.

Further twentythree update here for those that read the 1st post www.b3ta.com/board/9256029
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# INSTA-FP!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# lordy!
yay Bobs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Blimey that was quick...
Hats off, Freebs.

Generic headgear, Dave, not you...

...and now I get to spend the next 90 minutes with the Finance Manager. Joy is unconfined.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Well Bugger me
I thought you were kidding

that's the first time that's ever happened!


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *opens new email*
To: pete@Nuts.........
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Dear Lord.
Whaaa? FPs at the speed of light.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# nicely :D
and grats on the lightspeed FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Hehehe!
FP well done that man!! *clicks* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# lol football
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I like this
Therefore, as is customary, I clicked 'I like this'.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# HAHAHA

That made me laugh out loud :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# 5 men pooing on the shoes of the men foolishly standing behind them
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# yes
but the backline is pissing in their necks
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
superbly done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha absolutely brilliant
You loon!

Congrats on the FP too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# You unfeasibly bad man.
*pun-ishes harshly*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# definitely!!!!
nice one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I get jokes
Hahaha top work!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# that's bloomin good sir
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Haha
Office giggles!!

Also: www.b3ta.com/questions/airportstories/post49761
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# you clever sausage, you!
When I say "clever sausage", I mean loon, of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Latest score:
Real Madrid - 1, Surreal Madrid - fish.
(salvadorevincent, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# It was definitely Fake Madrid playing tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# haha!
We love you!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Marmite


Click for bigger (165 kb)
(Testricals Having a dump, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# what?

Edit gah! C-c-c-combo breaker.

Edit Edit so it is just a picture you've found on the internet isn't it...

Hello new person, please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Didn't find it, was just lazy cropping that bit.
ja
(Testricals Having a dump, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Marmite
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# armite?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# mighty arm
maybe, I know I've been gone a while but this new every forth post is a catch phrase quiz is a brilliant idea and I congratulate whoever came up with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I... honestly...
WTF is going on?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Did you make this?
Or did you just post something you found on myconfinedspace.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ^ How did you work out where he got it from?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeell...it it's not beyond the relms of possibility that he made it and posted it in a heap of places...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# But why would he post it to that site
then download it again with their watermark, upload it to b3ta image hosting and post it on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Maybe...

it is because...

he is a...

KNOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# the slut
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Well...
I noticed that the man in the picture has a capital M around his neck and that Marmite also has a capital M at the start.

I entered this information into the IBM Roadrunner Supercomputer, it carried out a series of complex algorithms and simulations. In just over 1 minute the system had the answer, it would have taken around 90 days on a normal home computer to come up with the same result!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I hope this isn't nicked...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Tineye couldn't find it
could only find the source
tineye.com/search/7f41a464096591bcf110f2e9b786950a3039a783
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Ah, repost thread. Don't mind if I do...

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hahahaha
absolutely brilliant!
Love the close-ups.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# wonderfull.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# 8th pic down
is that Bread Porn?

This has the makings of a B3ta Quiz
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha
magic pure magic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *licks again*
Err, *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *Click*
If only for the final frame !
(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# "a fucking dancing competition of some sort"
Love it!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I clicked before, and dammit, I'll click again
If only for "cockney patois" :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# This is superb
any chance of making it into a regular series, 3 posts per week, mondays, wednesdays and fridays?
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I love this
Have a click.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Marmite on toast?
You sick, sick individual.

Have a clicky. Go on, you deserve it.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Has this now been FP'd twice?
Well, if anything deserves it, it's this.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# mmmmm
marmitey sex

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# this is outrageously brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# "Cockney patois"
Hahahaha!
(chrishughes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# oooh
thats my afternoon fwap sorted
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# bin nawty
what's he done?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# He has lepresy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# he let the kids get away with his lucky charms
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# He lost Colin.

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Is he wanking?

NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Gah!
Now all I can see is the onanism!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# get away from my windows!!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# let go of that before shaking your fist!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
#
windows ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha...
Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It would say 'Lepreporner' then
shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# maybe
and stop calling me shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Oh right,
aPAULAgies.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I bet he's pissing a rainbow down there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# haha
he's in the 'corn'er because he mispelt leprechaun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# god i'm so thick sometimes
sometimes all the time, it took about 2 minutes for me to get this

woo btw!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# De divil dey do!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
little person lols
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)

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