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The lighter side of Fred West:

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

haha this is great!

Brucie pumps his guns at you!

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

I still love this!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

yay brucie!

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Freddie's got slacks on the boulevard...!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Rose West:

"My husband brings all the girls to the yard ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

And then hammers them,

hammers them hard?

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

Their life

Is - er ... - better than yours
I could teach you,
But I'd have to, er ...

Sorry - I haven't really thought this through, have I?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Aw, he's just misunderstood

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

~~misunderstood~~ dead

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

And strikin killa power chords in hell!

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Time for a mini challenge...

Open MSPAINT and draw me a duck!

EDIT: Please

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Thanks for your input everyone!

You could have posted them here instead for sending me them all!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Wanks

W Th

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

^ That's very special... "Well" done...

* did you see what I did there? "Well" done - because your duck is in a "Well".

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Killer Queen

Dead n' Buried
Rape Me
Tied, beaten and dead to the world
Head like a hole
Hit Me Baby One More Time
The Philosophers Song.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Crazy - Patio Cline

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

The Rose

by Westlife?

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Sweet Child of Mine

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Westlife should cover that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Right Said Fred

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

I thought they did that anyway

Covered them with their lurrrve.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

big bald lurrrve...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

hahaha!

but he's murdering that song...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

superb work

it brings me joys

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Brilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

Easy mistake to make.

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

Why have you stuck some dude's face on there?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Shut up

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

*ding!*

That's numberwang!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

What a mistake-a to make-a!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Woo...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

haha...

easily done.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

oh bravo!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

pfft!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Stop dicking around Dickmonkey!

VOTE OR DIE : b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post405120

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

i like this

shame it doesnt loop a bit better though. If it did, it would be hypnotic...

EDIT - i wont vote for your compo because it will be cat overload for a week.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Should I make it a bit faster?

I'm listening to some house, and he's slapping his dick on the beat ;).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

how did she not know what she'd be getting with dick monkey?

she shouldn't try to change him!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Why?

Just, why?

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

That's the fella

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

SPANK IT !

SPANK IT HARD !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

way hay :D

WTF is this shit on TV, granddad in my pocket?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

Pfft

Today's Express:

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Has she been whipped by the Taliban? Surely that's a bigger story...

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

If that would be me , I would dickwhip her so hard it would hit the bone

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

this was my thinking too

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

this angries up the blood a bit doesn't it?

... or am I over reacting again?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

nope, it annoys me too

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

My blood is angry too.

You just carry on.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

I think it's hilarious!

"DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!"

"Hello little girl - would you like some money?"

"Erm ... THE POLICE ARE BASTARDS!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

She was at the front of a rowdy rabble

with coppers shouting and carrying large sticks.

What did she think they were going to do with the sticks? Wave them around a bit for show?!

She can fuck right off

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

I usally wave my stick first

don't come to close tough...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

*waves back*

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

have you seen the video?

the giant copper made a cold, calculated decision to hit her. there's no excusing it. he can hardly have been scared given he was twice her size. thuggery in uniform, pure and simple.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

I've seen the video of a woman shouting and generally being agressive at a policeman

Why would you shout at a policeman with a weapon if you don't want any trouble?

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

I think you might be mistaking

a policeman with a gorilla, or a dobermann. one is a uniformed officer of the law, the other an aggressive animal.

if she was really breaching the peace, they should have put the cuffs on her. but a blow with a baton is, as they say in that RAF sketch, assault.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

This.

It was akin to finding the biggest guy in the pub, going up to him and informing him that you've had his mum, and she that she was shit, and then whining that the bad man hit you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

again, there is an important difference

a police officer is not "the biggest guy in the pub". and it's a false analogy, because in this instance the big guy can hit the petite femme with impunity, but she can't hit back because he's a boy in blue.

and EVEN the biggest bloke in the pub, pretty much any pub, wouldn't hit a woman half his size. he'd glass her boyfriend instead.

so that's an insult to bar-room bruisers everywhere. and a cop-out for the copper.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

The analogy still stands

Its generally not advisable to go around shouting at people larger/better armed than you.

It's a pretty good rule of thumb.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

That's a very strange attitude to take

I prescribe the works of Tom Paine, please read at your leisure and respond at your convenience.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

Tom Paine - the dude :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

She also went back for more

after he'd slapped her in the face. Now that's just stupid.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

you are a twat

if the police are telling you to get behind the line and you hurl abuse at them then they will hit you - only a complete retard would think otherwise

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SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

interesting opinion...

...however, you would expect to be arrested, not hit.

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KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

congratulations

your charm and logic have made me see the light.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Good luck when they come knocking on your door.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Yeah...

what's she talking about? The Taliban would have used a whip, for a start.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

Plus, her head is still attached

I'm pretty sure the Taliban are fans of headless hostages

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

Her story

is full of holes.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

*pokes holes*

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

For easier storage?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

For cheaper weddings

Caterers usually charge per head

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

or fans of Johnny Depp's Sleepy Hollow

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Beardedwife says the guy doing the stunts as the headless horseman

is the same guy who played Darth Maul.

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

or stones

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

or gravel, at a pinch.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Support Sainsbury's sustainable fish campaign

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

YEAH

get MGS instead, it's better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

*geeks*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

The best kind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

I got bored of COD

never play a full game of MGS, only a demo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

I've only played 1 and 4.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

kneel before COD

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

NO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

Are you the one woman on earth who will never kneel before COD?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

*raises chin*

yep. What are you going to do about it, mush?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

*super breaths you into the upper atmosphere*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

You did what, Captain Athsma?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

*super guffs in pants*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

*rips symbol off tshirt and throws it*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

CRAP.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

It was the most pointless attack ever

A slight inconvenience at most

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

it depends what she is wearing underneath said t-shirt.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

COD is crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

^this

so overrated....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

please don't

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

Yes

but only the ghillie suit sniper level, the rest is ok.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

3 was very VERY good

the battle with The End is one of the best thing's I've ever played

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

I've heard many times

my mate's an MGS obsessive, I'm going to borrow it off him when I have my couple of weeks off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

you should do

I predict you will enjoy the boss battle with The Sorrow

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

but you will be confused for at least 10 minutes

its on par with psycho mantis for WTF-ery

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

indeed. Lots of broken necked soldiers ahoy

I loved MGS3, but couldnt be fucked playing through it again because there are a few things with the MGS games i loathed:

restrictive top-down camera
fiddly ass controls
unforgiving gameplay that doesnt encourage experimentation
too many useless gadgets

I loved the story, cutscenes and the music of all MGS games though. I want MGS4, but not enough to buy a PS3.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

im just generally bored of COD after COD4, which i was actually dissapointed with.

Realistic military shooters bore me now. Would rather play team fortress.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

SOF dull, even with all the gore

I had COD and played a demo of COD2 and thought it was just the same game

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

COD4 was FAB

but it was the first one I played properly.

I prefer the multiplayer on COD5, but now up to halfway to Prestige Level 2i'm a bit bored.

Getting Fifa 09 tomorrow so I can play with my little nephews that I never see (aawww)

I went paris once... i didn't like it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

i got fable 2 for £17.

gonna make a start on it tonight. Heard nowt but good things about it, but i really dont like the whole 'magic, dragons, orcs, taverns' fantasy bollocks.

Looking forward to riddick next week.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

I'm not a fan of RPGs at all

I remember when I first got a PS every told me to buy Final Fantasy 7 (i think that was the new one) and fucking hated it.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

me neither - ive completely gone off 'traditional' J-RPGs

after the dissapointments of lost odyssey, eternal sonata, blue dragon and final fantasy 12.

Fallout 3 and mass effect were fudging ace though - nice to have a different kind of game that doesnt have the same lame J-RPG effeminate characters and plot.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'm addicted to Quake Live at teh moment... best thing is it's free

and it's teh first online shooter that I haven't been pissed off by a bunch of sweary, cheating 12 year olds who all think they are gods.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

MGS IS IN VACCINES TO KILL YOUNG CHILDS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

SO YOU'RE BACK THEN.

Fuck the childs. Fuck them in their stupid haircuts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

I AM

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Save Our Fish

deep fry mars bars instead

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

battered and deep fried cornish pasties.

I would so eat them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

I wonder if you can rent industrial deep fat fryers for the day

Just spend it battering food and frying it.

All in the name of Science, of course. Will probably get a grant for it!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

COME ROUND

help me batter things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

beer batter?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

all the batters.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

You'll never put a better bit of batter on your cake

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

What about garlic and sesame tempura?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

Beer batter is the best

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

fanny batter

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

There's always one!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

wasn't me

*runs away giggling

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

No, I've seen that up close, it isn't nice

*pukes*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

OK!

*stops off at shops for pasties, mars bars, battenburg, crisps and other oddities to batter and fry*

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

Curly Wurly!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

No, it's just the way Earl Otterby's trousers have rucked up

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

*living room lols*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

:OD

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

;)

what trousers :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

I think health and safety may have a few words to say about willy waving on a building site

*removes hammers and circular saws from EO's vicinity*

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

thats ok, i'm at home today :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

KIWIS!

Pate! Curly kale!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

Creme eggs!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

I think you will find that most of these things have all ready been done :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

Not by us!

Science demands it!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

PLUS we bring the sexy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

oh that is very true :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

+50 points

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

Can I deep fry a boost bar?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

If I can deep fry a wham bar

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

We're gonna need a bigger deep fat fryer

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

how about frutella?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

Nutella!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

out of the jar or just fry the whole thing?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

Science demands we try both!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

this is my kind of science :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

real eggs!

*cracks an egg into the deep fat fryer* ooooh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

That's how MK Hospital cooks theirs

100% fact

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

One of the few hoppickles

I've not been in round here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

Lucky thing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

To be fair to me though

I've paid my dues more than once in Wy-bloody-combe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

Fortunately

I have only frequented MK and Kettering

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Blancmange!

Sorry - I panicked.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

No, that's going on the list.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

You could wrap the blancmange in that webbed fat stuff that chefs use

which will then melt away when in the fryer so you're only left with blancmange and batter... possibly.

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

Your brain makes me glee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

If you could use that to batter jelly, I think I might just die of glee.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

Mmmmmm

I love jelly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

I'm sensing a challenge and a new entry for next week's newsletter

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

SCAMPI 'N' LEMON NIKNAKS

BACON
CHOMPS
FLYING SAUCERS

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

Fuck yeah, you've done this before.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

Pregnancy cravings :)

JAM SANDWICHES
CLEMENTINES
SKETTY OOPS

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

FRUITINI!

WITH AND WITHOUT THE CAN!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

we did a mobile phone once

the pot washer wouldn't stop texting so we battered it and served it with chips and a wedge of lemon

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

:D top

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

hahaha ace :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

There's an idea for a Scottish b3tabash theme

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

I havent used my frier for over two years

I think I might need to change the oil

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

ewwwww......

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Done and done

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

You see this is what happens why I try and delurk.

Someone phones me and before I know it the thread I was posting in is halfway down the board :(

Happy hunter-gathering.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

Thank ye :)

Just working up the energy for it, I'm having a 'can't be arsed' day

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

Indeed.

Dolphin is far tastier - especially if you start with the face.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

I got a sustainably sourced salmon

2kg head and tail still on and everything for £4.50 from Sainsburys last week. Bargain of the year.

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

Poach it in the dishwasher!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

I think not

I got some original 70s platform boots in blue and gold for £30 a while back.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

but do they go with hollandaise sauce?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

They go with anything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

*tummy rumbles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

*points at Trelly's rumbling tum*

mike that up, stat!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Couldn't you just feed it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

'her' not 'it'.

You're such a mysoginist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

My tummy is a she?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

errrr, well, Yes!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

I see, that explains some stuff

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

It's got a womb....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

And where's the fetus gonna gestate, you gonna keep it in a box?

/python blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

Nah, this is far more entertaining...

For me, anyway.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

*sniffs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

*cuddles*

/just had some very good news and is all emotional blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

OOOOOOOOOH, yay!

Yay?
Yay!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

*hugs*

/just wants to join in blog

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

EAT COCK much moar available then Cod

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

hahahah

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Yeah, Pollock is far nice

and no, i am not going to call it fucking COLIN

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

oh, the pissage!

and, yeah...Colin? Come on...
Brian, I could accept.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

time to make up some stickers that say pollock on them

and put them on any fish called colin

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

haha...

a fish called Colin. It's all wrong.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

yeah everyone knows they have girls names

like Wanda and Cheryl and Fiona

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

'zaktly!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

Colin maybe

Co-lan, no! I'm not bloody french!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

I agree

and what's wrong with coley, anyway? and is anyone really embarrassed to order pollock? who are these people?

sheesh :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

And who 'orders' stuff these days?

Surely you just pick it up from the shelf and take it to the till?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

if we're talking frozen, then yes of course

but at the fish counter or -gasp- actual fishmonger's, surely the only question is "what's fresh?"
maybe the solution is to buy wrapping paper that says COD and to fill your rubbish bins with it so that the neighbours won't talk.... :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

haha!

go for a nice pair of pollacks, instead.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

ha!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Todays fish is trout a la creme

enjoy your meal

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

FISH!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

LUCCA BRAZZI SLEEPS WITH THE FEESHES

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

yay!

fush!

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

Dr Kitty Tickles is going to have a blast

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

I say..ding dong

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

He's going to twat himself in the kitty nuts when he brings is left paw round

Very dapper!

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

Start spreading the nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

Vampire stick!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

haha

didn't want to mention..

Great pic though

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

Correct!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

well

helllooo! That's splendid.

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Dance with him or he will kick your goat

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

off to kill some hookers, no doubt

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

Lucca Brazzi sleeps with the fisshhhhhhes

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

is there some sort of 'i dont want to see any more effing cat pictures' button on here?

not having a go at you specifically, but due to the nature of this comp, im sick of the sight of the smug fluffy bastards.

And yes, im more of a dog person

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Send in the dogs of war!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

yay!

Dohgss FTW

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

*throws stick*

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

pfft....

I'm a dog person by nature, but I now have cats, and fuck me if I haven't turned into a soft fluffy piece of shit everytime I look at them

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

in the news today.......

noons all

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

NEVER MIND ALL OF THAT

I want to know what she's hiding with that headband.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

Teabags

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

An exposed brain

Pulsating with all its osmosed knowledge

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

Really atrocious acne

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Space mumps

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

her second mouth

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

a head bomb

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Part of her head

(

ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

the girl with the hair

standing behind her

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

Aw, I wish I had something that protected me from the Internet!

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

that 'Protected Mode' must be shit if she still got pregnant :(

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

it's nearly o'clock!

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

That is some expertly coiffed hair he has there

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

It is indeed

I googled "smug" :)

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

If I had hair that did as it was told like that I'd be smug too.

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

Ahhh can't wait for my first cool, crisp monkey beer :)

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

He looks very like one of our business analysts.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

scarey..

what's his name?
ken kev keith

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

Jon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

ahh

I had forgot the guy up theres name it isn't ken kev keith anyway it's

Lee Aase

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

ivesb's looking rather good

(

ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

He's nowhere near are endearing looking as Ives.

If I have a son and he looks like Ives I'll be chuffed to bits.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

ngoingoingoingoing

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

I think I have to go and slope off to drink with a friend just now

... do you think a 2 hour meeting in my outlook calendar will be believable?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

absolutely

I want to believe

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

SCIENCE!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

racists.

it's lovely, prodglybun

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

That's a really long bomb!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

*nods

(

awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

yup

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

this is awesomeness...

everyone should read Just Six Numbers by Martin Rees --

please.
Thanks.
Love and Kisses, Prof UC

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

I think it would addle my brain beyond repair :(

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

it would not...

probably not... it's wonderful and beautifully written...

it's about the 6 numbers which make our Universe just perfect for life and the Universe to be the way it is -- like the ratio of attraction to repulsion at the galactic and atomic levels... the amount of matter in the Universe... and so on and so on.

Good stuff.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

Yep. As I feared.

Brain-addling.

I'll try. Just for you, though. If I end up in a loony bin, it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

I'll make sure you're well taken care of

*sings*

"... and we'll make sure that you are very well taken care of, you'll tell us all the things you've learned.... YOUR SAUCE we'll mix with ours, and we'll make a good goulash baby!..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

I... erm... well, thanks for that...

*backs away slowly*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

you'll get one of those boxes that make you talk like a robot that'll be fun :)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

10km ?

confuesibubbvbekld

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

kt.?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

I never really understood anti-matter

but now I get it. Thanks! :)

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

I'm rather fond of the little chap to the upper left.

He seems very chuffed with life.
*clicks*

I honestly don't know why I bother sometimes, he's ignoring me anyway. :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Is a 10km bomb...

a bomb that before exploding is 10km long? Is the blast radius or diameter 10km? Does it have a 10km willy?

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

don't know what you're on about it says kt.... :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

hehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Antimatter and uncle energy.

Yay for the Quantum family.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

That's a big bomb :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

they've set us up the bomb!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

All our base are belong to them :[

(

ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

*sobs*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

Im anti matter

and the sooner we throw them out the better

stealing our quarks and stuff

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

*stands 11km away from them*

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

ha ha ha

clever sod

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

huh?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

You filthy editor!

*filths* :D

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

*whistles*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

bomb is a long way to walk

*write a song

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

*some joke involving the phrases "What's the matter?" and "Doesn't matter." *

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

wosamatteryou? (hey)

whyyoulookasosad? (hey)

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

these fill me with glee :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

Aw, this is full of deep, deep, glee!

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

wheee!

who says science is dull?

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

bless :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Fantastic.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Quck and (quite accurately) dirty

(MattDP (Squiggle), Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

O_o

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

MUCH less expensive than paper.

Obviously, due to there being far more badgers than trees.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

and the arse is the most

abundant part of the badger...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

*checks on Badgerpedia*

.....is that actually true?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

that's why badger ankles and such

an expensive delicacy

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

sauteed

with tarragon and a knob of butter

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

/ ac knob of butter gag

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

gram for gram

they're almost as valuable as tar!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

and if you get hooked

its nobody else's fault
SO DON'T DO IT
freeze! rock!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

Pffft

"butter"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

Oh, you....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

Pffft

"tarragon"

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

It covers 5.66667 acres of badger, per badger.

that's 600%, you know.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

each badger gives up 300 miles it's own weight

in badger arse if milked just right... of course, it requires and highly skilled person dressed as a maid with heaving bussoms...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

You have experienced a badger arse to compare, then?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

Ah, supplier to the *lower floors* of this building....

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

*hugs* hello sir

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

*hugs*

Hello, you!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

How are you today?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

Frankly, newted.

/boozy lunch blog

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

hahahahah!

still, I doubt it's as bad as the god-awful tracingpaper-like stuff we used to have in primary school....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

arrrgggh!

teh Izal!

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

Izal .....

Oh
My
God!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

who needs to wipe

when you can... redistribute?

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Oh......... god.

such utterly painful memories.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

those sharp creases!

*winces*

It's kind of a foretaste of what it's going to be like when you get piles.

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

Oof...

*eyes water*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Only old people buy Izal

FACT

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

and schools in the 1970s

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

and 80s.

Oh yes. Even in 1989, they still had that shite in my primary.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

Or the greaseproof paper they give you

in trains, especially ones I have to stay on for 7 hours.

Even though the staff get off for their break at the second stop. Bastards.

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Pshaw, badgers?

It's the stuff made from Armadillo feet you need to watch

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

*watches*

Well, that's not very exciting, is it?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Made you look!

/is still five

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

*reins down with furious fire n' ting.....*

/has no idea what you're going on about

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Glad it's not just me :D

How's you lovely?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

O_o

what an unpleasant mental image.

'noon Mrs. T

*relurks*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Allo bhw

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

sssshhhh... I'm lurking...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

None of that!

*grabs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

Oh well I suppose it is Friday...

*surfaces*

Things good with The Trellises? Trelles? Trellies? What is the plural of Trellis anyway?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

Trelliseseseseseseseses :)

They are very good. I am about to go out foodhunting.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

Oh good

I'm sick of toilet paper manufacturers using fake badger arses

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

You spoil that kitten

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

if keeping it in a sack and hitting it with spanners

is spoiling it then guilty as charged

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

*applauds for the sheer brutality of the thought*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

i am removing you from my xmas card list . this year

(

awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

are you Santa?

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

schweet!

*fluffs*

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

teh wordz

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue374/

(

rob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

thanks Rob

*big hugs*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

thank you sir

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

thnx mighty ginger

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

mac

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

cheers rob

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

slo-mo magenta stoat? action

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

This is ace!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

A letter? For news?

What trickery is this?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

well that's all my work done for the day, then :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

"DO YOU WANT A VAGINA FULL OF AIDS???"

hilarious

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

HUZZAH!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

Wonderful!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

John wants bongo drums!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

fluff/disaster

rp 1398204

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

looks like a wall of nostrils

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

where worshippers bow, and wait for the mighty sneeze of bukkaklon

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

*fears The Coming Of The Great White Hankerchief*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

"HE ANNOINTS US WITH HIS GLORY!"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

I AM TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

THAT'S HIS PENIS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

arf!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

The bulbs need changing those lights

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Pffft.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

SELF HAM TOUCHING HAM TOUCHER!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

yeah

like knocking off the newsletter-title thread off the board was such a tragedy.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

i either need more coffee

or more sedatives.

(Floz sells fried objects, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

"Ning"?!

What are you? Some kind of lazy, good-for-nothing foreigner?!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

ha ha

they're probably FRENCH!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

actually no.

im a 'merican... but not a typical one

(Floz sells fried objects, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

you can spell

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

*blames for everything*

Oh hang on - are we still allowed to do that now that Obama's in power?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

RACISM!

you cunting racist!

He's BLACK! you filthy black hating racist race hater cunt!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

lol, "CHAINS YOU CAN BELIEVE IN"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

haughdee pardnerrr

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

ha ha ha

I wish this is what America was like...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

from one of the coasts eh?

here's a test then:

South Park is very...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

from the east coat or the west coat?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

great!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

*parties*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

*panties*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

*pants*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

this will sell like hot cakes

at the next WI meeting...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

I think he/she is from accross the pond

so Ning is probably appropriate

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

it's nearly second lunch time!

*burp*

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

Blimey, is that the time? I best wake up then!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

it's NOON you Loon

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

morning, nooning, afternooning, evening

those are the times

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Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Are you on AST?

Or EST, CST, MST, PST, or... oh, I give up. There's too many of them. We just make do with one time zone here in Blighty.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

east coast... EST.

i found my coffee!

edit: GMT - 5 or 6... I can't keep track of it with daylight savings nonsense.

(Floz sells fried objects, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

hurrah for coffee!

I have a mug just to my left as I type this...
Them time zones mess with your head, man.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

no kidding

i get to cross one in an airplane next weekend, then cross back the same day in a truck.

(Floz sells fried objects, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

My god!

Does that mean you'll be slightly older when you get back. Or is it younger? I can never work it out...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

hold it right there..........................................................................................:D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

I could punch him forever :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

if you can make this happen

I might be able to fund it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

Getting the funds would not be a problem :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

paypal is our friend then:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

how much?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

it's free

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Ace

Give him a punch from me.
Gruesome film too.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

PAANCH

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Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

haha yes!

elephant man :0

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

hahahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

its all a bit Midlands today

not that I'm complaining

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Suzanne Virdee is teh sex. Mmmmmm Virdee

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

well that's told me

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

indeed

don't forget it - you might want to write it down in some way...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

I'll tattoo it on your back

hold still

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

just make sure you don't tattoo

over the map showing the location of dry land...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

what films that from?

That machiny one?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

dead mans shoes

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Absolute class film

Are you the devil?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

no idea....found a few clips and just havin' FUN:))

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

It's a great film. Check it out out.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Slap that bonobo ape

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

ah-the beauty of over and over looping

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

hahaha this is class .

class film too. :D rock him in the face smash his brain with his nosebone !

(JoePesky, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

hahaha

job done:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

haha!

those Guardian journalists are mean fuckers. Oh, hang on, wrong film.

I love a bit of Considine...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

hahaha

wonderful

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

enjoy

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

He looks a bit like a woodland creature already.

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WormuIus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

who? what? where? when? why?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

iSketch!!!!!!

????????????????????????????????????!!!!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

well, just jump right in there and get straight to the point

Ok, lets have sex then

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

i'll try and round up some more peeps

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Just found this, one of the first things I posted on here

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

A lovely Irish man doing a new report from the olympic site for LDN news, on the TV

Was on the point of saying fecking gob shites

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

why?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

He was getting this tone in his voice, like he was about to swear

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

what had made him want to swear?

trying to get some sense out of you?

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

probably some one being a tit behind the camera

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

Leicester City

booooo

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Please be a forest fan.

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WormuIus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

*nods*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

Doesn't feel very nice does it.

RELEGATION

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WormuIus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

wooooo

yay for max gradel *clicks*

(JadeFalcon, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

He was brilliant on Monday

CHAMPIONES!

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WormuIus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

damned right :)

yeah i watched the match via the interwebs, we played very well

i live in scotland now, so i dont get to go to any matches :(

(JadeFalcon, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

I've only been to 3 games this season.

That was 33.3% of my live football :(

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WormuIus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

i got them all the time

i know wesolowski so i get vip tickets from him ;))))

*braging rights mode: off*

(JadeFalcon, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

you motherfucker ;)

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WormuIus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

this has reminded me of Bingo

which isn't something I wanted to be reminded of...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

that advert reminds me of foxy boxing

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

it just makes me think of Nottingham

... whenever I see it I think "That's how I imagine Nottingham to be..."

yeah - that's right Nottingham boy! I said it!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

you're just jealous

of our fully operational tram network

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

ha ha ha

*awards prize for best supporting put down*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

haha wtf!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

*air guitar*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

looks more like air slap bass from here...

*moves*

Oh no, right you are.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

yeah

but also... Drum and Bass

*nods sagely I hopes you don't notice I don't know what I'm talking about*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

True, true...

*doesn't know what drum and bass is*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

it's a bit like normal music

but you take the bits away and make it louder and faster

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Is he a fox in the box?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Nice and Cool...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

'We didn't burn him!'

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Can't we just ... kill them all?

Hahaha! You've a good heart, Tubs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

oooof!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*gasp*

This is why I have a job, so I can spend all day on b3ta.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Oh my goodness

a click and a slightly judgemental tut for you, votre keon.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

I laughed

then felt very guilty. Then laughed some more.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Haaaaaaaahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

hahaha and indeed 'ooomph'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING ON TV EVER

HE FELL OVER!!

*falls to the ground in a poor impersonation of Stuart Lee*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Why are you lying on the floor being a cunt?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

it's where my life has brought me

I won't apologies for it...

besides which - Stuart Lee is a pretty funny guy IMHO... although I'm very positively predisposed towards him because of Fist of Fun

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

don't watch fist of fun now, it is fucking awful

TMWRNJ was better

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

the radio show was good

in an early 90s kind of way... also I think a lot of my affection for it is because my Dad thought it was hilarious and he has a very infectious laugh...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

I think it was because it was on in the morning and felt like you were watch an adult comedy program

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

yeah

like the Sunday Show ... Dennis Pennis was the best bit of that, he was great.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

Did anyone see the TMWRNJ reunion set they did, on youtube somewhere.

The curious orange constantly misunderstanding what show they were on.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

I can only really remember the Moon on a Stick stuff

and that's never stopped being funny in my head.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

Jesus and Santa and The Julia Swallallalalallawalalwala shrine (I think Richard Herring actualy went out with her or her sister or something in the end)

and... Simon Quinlag and Colin and ... and... lots of things which made me laugh.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

Right. I'm off to waste my afternoon on Youtube.

*is already laughing at Simon Quinlank*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

Rod Hull

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEN JELLY I AM HIM

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

hahaha :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Oh Stuart Lee,

shut up would you.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

Is Stewart Lee

the latest comedian for whom it's trendy to think he's a cunt?

And if you like him then you know nothing about comedy?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

I like him

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

me too

after having never heard of him before and just now watching that scene you quoted on youtube

(

Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

well - good for you... he does a great one about puking into the distended anus of jesus... but it's not for everyone.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

God, the fake punchline and then real punchline to that set was fucking amazing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

looks like a mixed bag for once

But I think it's probably trendy to like him

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

Bollocks

I don't like him then

do really

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

I'd say it's the opposite...

Loads of his jokes are about the structure of comedy, which requires a certain knowledge of comedy to appreciate.

Personally, I'm really enjoying his show. Even when he fails it's at least attempting something original.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

it doesn't feel right

to see that clip not preceded by Jimmy Carr

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Hahaha

Wrong and funny. My favourite kind.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

hahaha!

Funniest Police Brutality moment EVER :D

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

funniest UK police brutality moment ever

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Lisa Riley's Funniest Police Brutality Videos

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

Lisa Riley's Best Police Brutality Not Recorded on Video II

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Mandy Dingle's Police Brutalise the Funniest Things!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

Quote of the week.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

yes

hopefully it will be on the stats board!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

haha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

OMG

he's looking round for a laydee in a hat now.....runs...

woo btw

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

i shouldnt laugh...

LOL!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

FP or I'm a monkey's uncle

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

undle, eh?

Arriba!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

I put monley's first

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

Jings!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

oof... too soon

pfft...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

arf :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

*likes*

*clicks*

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

ahaha!

...oh dear!

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Hahahahaha

Class

(

Frogbeat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Especially funny as now it's probably manslaughter!

Oh...

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Hahahahahaahaha

Fucking hell, that is a work of true genius.

*Awes*

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

..and trigger made a face

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

Beware lilac bunnies.

CFB.

Click for bigger and 200+ more doofers.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

hahaha :D

woo *clicks*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I think I am going to enjoy this series immensely :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Hahahaha you mental!

*clicks hard*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

ha ha ha

Velociraptor know no fear!

WOO FUCKING YAY

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Oh Velociraptors...

about the size of a turkey and feathery too.

Jurassic Park just picked the wrong name. One of these days I'll make a picture replacing it...one of these days.

Now if they were Utahraptors however...*soils*

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

think you're funny do you? eh? eh?

*clicks*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

wunderbar

and lubbly

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

hahahahahah! that is pure, unadulterated awesomeness :D

*clicks*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Hahahaha....

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

hahaha

several woos, yays and etcs :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

please me more specific

I'll have to audit the board later on and "several" isn't something I can add into the ledger...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

I haven't made up my mind yet -

but it's probably going to be 4. That okay?

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

whatever - I'm not even a real accountant

I stole this tie from a drunk and my calculator is actually a box of tissues with some numbers drawn on it in crayon... I have the number 7 twice because that's my favourite.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

to ebay!

marvellous

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

hahaha

delight:))

(

Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

pffft

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

It's like Bun-Bun's purple cousin!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Yaaarr ya me bes ... yer me bes mate ye are, pal ..

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Ooooy fackin laaave yew mayte!

*hic*

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

hello there, can i get you a taxi home?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

*pukes on k3b/-\b's shoes*

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

urgh

he was wearing sandals too!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Now he has socks full of sick...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

he was wearing Barry creepers then?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Barry?

As in Welsh town?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

no, as in Barry Christ

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Jesus's brother?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

ah, you didn't get the memo

I've changed Jesus's name by deed poll to Barry

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

I got the memo about the TPS reports...

but not the one about Barry Christ I'm afraid...

I shall change proceedures forthwith.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

with socks.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

I'll take that as a yes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

hehehe

god damn urban foxes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

DANNY BOY?

You are at my funeral singing about some dead stiff named Danny boy??

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

LOUDER, AND SADDER!

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

ha ha ha

DON'T DRINK BLUE ALCOHOL!

fact!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

not big on the blue drinks

... Bombay Sapphire gin maybe... erm...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

bwhahah.

what's mathematical and could go on a cheesecake?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

Eric Idle's binocular telephone?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

pythagoras's strawberries

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

Out of context shopping ftw!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

officelol...

luckily everyone's out at lunch

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

*sniff* Ah pure loves you by tha way!..Oh danny boy!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

theee EEEEENGLISH aare all....bollooooooooooocks

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

Pish!

Airse! *click*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

haha, nice,

TJ: Your best puns for this story please:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8003067.stm

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Hello, 999, please state the service you require.

Help me, Oban Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

surely now you see why Star Wars is so damn great

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

:D no need to be sarcastic, dearie

Nah, it bores me to tears. Not nearly enough starfleet for my liking.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

oh good, not just me then

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

I've tried well hard to like it as well

given that I'm comfiest in the presence of my geeky brethren, but no.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

So have I

There are some things like in it, mainly the AT-ATs etc, but that is it. It is far far to slow for me

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

You win.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Is it 'humour the Captain' day?

You're all buttering me up for something. Hmm.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Learning to take a compliment is an important skill, young lady.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Noted, apology.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

hahaha, :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

;-)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

haha \o/

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Christ, is this what it's like being Archie?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

oh hush you :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Easy for you to say, you're one of b3ta's favourite pin-ups.

Sat there in your little bra, pouting and giggling.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

just don't lift the centrefold staple....

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

*does so*

sweet Jesus. That's an interesting tattoo.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Fear leads to anger

anger leads to hate
hate leads to G20 policing
G20 policing leads to suffering

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

"Strike me down Constable and I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Force has the Force, and Vice Versa

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

"It's a Speed Trap"

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Fair fa yer honest sonsie face, Great Chieftain o' the Bothan Race

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

Have to say anything, you do not

but harm your defence it may, if when questioned something you later rely on in court you do not mention, may be given in evidence, anything you do say.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

:D beautiful.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

hahaha, fantastic :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

That's no moon...

It's a police station!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Excuse me sir...you have been seen doing Kessel Run in over 12 parsecs

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Cheers

and if we beat Hull tomorrow I predict

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

that is a thing of beauty

damn mackems

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

my favourite thing today

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

^this^

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

brilliance

(

Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

I always have to think of this when I hear "Danny Boy"...

www.absynthandcheese.co.uk/pics/zzzzzzzinuit%20circus27.JPG

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Hahahahahaha WHAT?!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

This must have been sent before but I find it

www.muffdivingclub.ie/

(shitworth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

thanks for that, it's brilliant.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

This goes here then.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

hahahahaha rasta!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Ra-THER.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

White powder

Talcum powder

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

shyte shower

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

tom jones has let himself go

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

is good job you find it, else it's lost

(

Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

what are you?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

"A pillock"

suggests itself as the answer to that.

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

Now known as

"a Colin"

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

that is the biggest load of waste of time ever

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

What a deserved username.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

'lo Wow

how's ting?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

Yo doom

I've fucked up at work, but it's FRIDAY.

Vous?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

My work's fucked up

but, as you rightly point out, it's FRIDAY!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

it is, it really is

Hello lovely
*hug*

how are you?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

Read above :D

*hug*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

awww, whats happened?

*bigger hug*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

I've just been a numpty. I don't even know how I've managed it.

Ah well, these things happen.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

well have some more hugs, to make it better

*hugs*

Come with me to Derby tomorrow

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Awww :)

Can't, I've got tonnes to do.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

sod that

come with me, prof is playing saturday night

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Afraid not, laddy

I'm already pre-booked!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

boooo :(

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

Derby?!

You really did want to get away!

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

god yes

my brother is turning up and don't want to see the bastard

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

hahaha Ireland hahaha

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

Tremendous.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

I found this and thought about you

www.pown.it/884?r=264855

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

This isn't how b3ta works.

On this board you post pictures.
If you have a link, post it on /links

I'll admit I giggled at your link.

It deserves newslettering though.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

i see

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

is that a quote from somewhere, i remember a steven segal quote similar...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

I think I just made it up, but I may have picked up bits and pieces subconciously

in fact, thinking about it, there may have been a slightly similar line uttered in a Newman and Baddiel sketch, but I honestly can't rememeber.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

^ this

always makes me guffaw!

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Thank you Mr Apt Name of the Day!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

I refuse to click your link

and you can't make me so there. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it *folds arms*

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

you're beautiful when you're angry.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

*bats eyelids*

*lizard lips*
*other animal parts*

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

I'm gonna need you to go ahead and fuck off

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

Nice link that should be on /links

still I forgive you cause it's kinda cool

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

reminds me of that time

me and Frank Bough spent a glorious afternoon slashing at each others' cocks with lengths of razor wire coated in bleach.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Is that not a bit tame for Frank?

Oh it was only afternoon I notice. He was warming up.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Yes, we're not allowed to talk about the rest of the night

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

WHERE IS MY PICTURE OF SEXY NUNS, YOU BASTARD

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Fluff saves the day

Click for bigger:
i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee348/allthingsice/CatHandsWars3.gif

Thanks to HappyToast for more board friendly version.

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

yay!

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

awww

fluffy and deadly

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

Yay for fluff!!!!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

This is what Bandwidth was made for!

Woo!

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

You could link it with a warning....

Tres woo though :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

Aye, sorry

Should have done that instead.

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

Personally speaking it's not that big

most people are on broadbean thesedays and if they didn't want bandwidth crippling animations and pictures then really they choose rather unwisely to be surfing b3ta. I expect you optimised it to fuckery?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

No-hands to the rescue

This is all kinds of win!

*click*

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

fuck me that's a big un

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

(

Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

it's not as big as the movie crabbloke posted.

gimmie a sec and i'll see what i can do.
ed: urgh, it's already fairly well optimised and im too lazy to really hack it down. maybe post a still and link to full?

it's good.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

I tried optimizing it as far as it will go.

Until it started looking shitty.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

yeah I noticed :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

'tis true, but 'I tried' is still a crap reason.

Crabbloke didn't even try.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

and did nothing salvage the post as I recall.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

This is grand

Woo!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

hahaha, that is bloody wonderful :D

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

I fucking hate it when people say apologies for size

if it won't fit under 400k just post a still and a link to the whole thing.

Or post a perfectly viewable smaller version like this one:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1239970187/CatHandsWars3.gif
and link to bigger

P.S. really good otherwise ;)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

simmer down

(

Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

well to be fair, posting an apology like that pretty much means: "I'm deliberately going to fuck up, too bad"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

i wouldn't say it's something to FUCKING HATE, though

save up the FUCKING HATRED for more important matters :D

(

Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

Yes

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

oh oh oh pissyness on the internets.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

If you store up FUCKING HATRED for long enough you can unleash it as ball lightning from your hands later on

that's something worth doing.

(

Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

HADUKEN!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

*turns green and rips through shirt* STEVE SMASH /BOARD!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

personally i imagine you more like popeye.

only with cheesecake instead of spinach.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

*squints* ugg, ugg, ugg, ugg, ugg!

well, I do have mighty forearms.

errr, because of all the typing and drawing I do... errr, yeah, that's it.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

Fair enough toast.

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

^this^

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

Youve blown the trans-axle!

Ease down!
Ease down...
Ease down......

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Enormous fluff!

Lovely :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

hahahah, that's utterly brilliant!

and just for continuity: HHUUUUGGGEEEE!

edit: in fact, I may just *click* it

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

Our bandwidth can't repel animations of that magnitude

but it is rather fab :)
/Maybe link it though, might be an idea fella.
Top work though, and ta for the link :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

superb

stuff. Have a *click*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

Fucking brilliant all things considered

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

Thanks

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

Much better now with linkage.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

Cheers

Still fairly new here, but will remember from now on.

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

Haha

Good to see kittins saving the world.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

woooo!

don't worry too much about the size, some FAIL threads add up to more ;)
Edit: extra points for linkage

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

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