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Riddick Tikki Tavi

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Ninj, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Eminently more fanciable than that play-doh headed buffoon.

Yaaaaay

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

I still find it funny that he went right out of his way to get Judy Dench in CofR as his mum as a huge fan.

And thow he said on Wossy that he was a WOW (not you) geek and when Wossy started asking questions about his character he couldn't reply. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

I don't care. He can fuck RIGHT off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

jamnoglols

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Jamnoglols?

Have I missed something?

It'sch a verr sexy ta.... table. *hic*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Priceless. Click.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

The orginal was cakeburglars with a cat. I can't really take the credit.

*takes credit*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

I prefer it with Little Miss Drunk Trousers...

Has he been on since?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Yeah.

He'll live it down I think.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Sod it, if I were him I'd just be proud and call everyone else pansies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

I think he did:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

:D good lad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

I meant on the day:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Oh riiiiiight

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

takes credit back ;)

i do like your rework though :D

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

COPYCAT!!!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

phones solicitor

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

haha!

they're both ace. Thanks for a top bash, btw, fella.

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

cheers:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

haha

*is reminded of the Chicken Tarka joke*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

hahahaa

woo! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

how is jamnog now?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

Hahaha

Obligatory pea...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

heheheh...

you silly!

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

'noon! :D

Click for bigger (97 kb)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

Dozy bint's put her dress on all wrong.

This is lovely, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Nah,

its one of those hospital gowns on the wrong way round.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

I really want one, they're so comfy.

I also want more scrubs, as I've lost my old ones....somewhere...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

hahhaha dont you hate

it when that happens! :D just the other day i was at a party and someone told me my cocktail dress was back to front - well you could imagine my shock! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

I put clothes on inside out quite a lot...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

once at uni i got up put my top and shoes on and went to leave

luckly it was cold outside and i noticed i had no trousers on! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

*claps* GOOD SHOW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

i think i once sleep walked around campus

and gave my watch to someone - trouble is 1. i lost my watch 2. i sleep nude :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Oh hello Ms. Riding Hood

ding dong.

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

hehehhe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Ooooh!

Lovely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

would!

and woo!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

hahhaa

you may get charcoal over your self though :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

Very, very nice!

You are excellent at (semi) noods!

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

hahaha

well i try - i dont think i'm great - but its fun to practice :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Experts confirm debris are from French plane

(Starg, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

hahaha

bad bad personage!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

indeed

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

the BEEB have picked a good day to discuss successful French pilots

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8080077.stm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

hahhaha oof

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

hahahaha

Also is anyone else really enjoying Kingdon? It's not Mr. Fry's opus but I'm enjoying it in a Darling Buds of May way.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Kingdong?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

lol

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

Klingdong?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

haha

needs to be shopped NOW!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

hahah

no wonder it crashed

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

pfft

needs more burning sheep

and what ghosty said

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

And about 100 floating deodorant cans

but no towels.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

oof!

in other news. I just ate a corned beef sandwich. I now want another one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

You know what's good for that?

a corned beef sandwich.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

got one right now

with Branston this time

last one was with over-ripe tomato and lettuce from the garden

and may I add with Hovis Thick cut soft white bread. mmmm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

That reminds me. I've had my second failed radish crop in 2 years from the same batch of seed

so I'm going to uproot them today, use them as salad leaves instead and plant some rocket.

Going to crop my first lot od spinach for lunch though. Yummy.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

we've got good radish this year

a little small but very tasty

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

the bulbs haven't developed at all on mine.

Not a bad thing though. The smaller leaves and tap root are great as salad leaves.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

My tomato plants are 6" tall now - I'm so ridiculously proud.

My peppers are lagging behind a bit, and my garlic is looking very sad :(
EDIT: None of these are euphemisms.

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fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

bumper year for toms

our first will be ready in about a week

our chilli and peppers are also looking a little sad too.

Broad beans and peas looking fab, courgettes need more light and the opium crop looks set to allow me to retire. Just seeing if you are still reading.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

Looking forward to watching Huge Firmly-Whippingstool's latest TV contribution tonight. :D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

haha

Huge Furry-Whitstable

what's the girly haired capitalist hippy up to tonight?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

New show about growing your own stuff.

The usual. At least it's preferable to have him making money rather than MacDonalds.
His money had had a positive effect.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

100% agree

I think he's great

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

I really should get www.e3ta.com done. I have the domain, just need someone who can code (or get the chance to learn)

Just been feeding Reg my garden wood pigend. Lovely looking bird but I can't help thinking that he'd taste lovely too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

feed him with chestnuts and rosemary first

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

hahaha

He's been coming her for years now. I think he's a bit long in the beak for eating.
He's also lovely company. If I've fed him he'll come sit next to me not wanting anything while I'm reading.
He even settled on my lap once (bum outwards for pooing).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

we need pics

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

On lap is rare.

Of reg, I can take at 12pm daily:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Mmmm wet garlic.

I'm limited spacewise. So all I have is spinach, chillies, grpaes, herbs, radishes, asparragus and rocket going in today.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

ooh nice

we have grapes too. They barely fruited last year, but I'm expecting better this year

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

I live my vine.

Bought it two years ago and it died off. Came back next year and managed to get three shoots to about 4 foot and this years is making a break for freedom.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

ours was in a large pot last year

but is in the ground this year and was well trimmed back. The shoots and leaves are looking very strong. It is in a great position too.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Mine right in the sunniest corner.

After it doed off I tried putting BBQ ash there as I know that they like acidic soil.
I really recommend it. It rocketed up afterward.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Rocket = pointy veg

Blergh to rocket.

Some animal or other has attacked my marrow plants. Not best pleased. 2 out of three rhubarb plants are on the go but it's only their first year so not really worried about them. Toms, runner beans and strawbs going great guns. Spinach and lettuce, not so much :O(

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

we got loads of lettuce too

but it's dying back now. We planted them in a cloche back in March

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

didn't let them seed did you?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

don't think so. the cloche lid broke off

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

bumma

My strawberries are going rampant. I'm going to have to put some beer traps gown as it looks like I'm going to have a bumper crop but I've already seen some snail trails.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

Nicely. I didn't expect all of my seeds to germinate, and they did, the cheeky things.

I now have a very crowded kitchen and balcony.

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fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I did love the HFW Spring series.

as it did really show people that they had no excuse for not growing stuff if they had no garden.
The whole C4 food fight thing was good too as it highlighted a lot of my beliefs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

There's crappy pizza in the canteen

so I'll have the tomato soup.
Dinner will be beef roast 2 left from Monday.

/Oops - deep scan time. Head office are watching. See y'all.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

they are watching you masturbate

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

If it were the Pacific Oceans you could expect to see a few nukes as well:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

:D...BAD YES

but funny bad

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

hahahahahahahha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

hahahahahahah! Blimey, Hull is really filling up this week :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

there's loads of room

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

hahahahhahaha! superb :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

ahahahah

SLAYER!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

needs more abba

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

When there's no more room in Hull

the dead shall walk the earth of Scunthorpe

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

then this has already happened

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

oh, dear! you are naughty.

the words 'debris', 'fusilage' and 'Mayday!' are all from the French language.
It was only a matter of time, really...

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Wotcher enceladiddledus.

*looks at the time* he won't reply. Knickers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

Hello you!

Lovely to get a chance to chat at t'weekend!
Sorry I had to dash off to see a pesky non-internet friend on the Sunday. Was Soho fun?

edit: at home today! No school bells for me!

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Oh he WILL!

It was a good laugh, there was much food after a bracing game of 'lets see how lost we can get in one of the most recognisable parts of London going to a place we went to last month'. Tom's got hollow legs.

Was brill to see you, chap. Been far too long :)

At home?! Oh you cheeky boy. Can I come? I won't make a mess.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

Yes, indeed!

I got around to meeting a few more lovely b3tans this time. JPG and I had a wonderful chat with a very pissed 'artist' who had nicked my baccy....that man is ace.

and Tom came running back to 'fetch' me from the hostel when he thought I'd got left behind. aw...what a star.

And yes - pop over. I have just made a fresh pot of coffee!

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Oh, that trampy chap? Yes, I avoided him, sorry for the lack of moral support.

I'm usually a tramp magnet though.

Yes, we siddenly realised you weren't there, then I had a rucksack thrust at me. We didn't do very well on the whole 'large group of adults organising themselves' thing.

edit: coffee, good point.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

haha!

Large groups are so unwieldy! It's like herding cats, trying to move b3tans from place to place.
And I'm a Londoner, but I get lost in the place ALL THE TIME. I'm hopeless...

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

I turned into Captain Primary School Teacher.

I was counting us all the way there. :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

I hope you did a Risk Assessment in triplicate beforehand

and got a copy signed by Rob (headteacher.) School trips are a nightmare! :)

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

I was shit, I lost the class twice.

It's only because they're so good they waited for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Was that after managing to lose our continental breakfast before you even left the hostel? ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

*gibbers* I did what?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

haw haw haw

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fuscous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

They should stop using mime pilots

...crap over the radio.

(Starg, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

Extreme Thumb Wars

Click for bigger, uncompressed version (930KB)

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

COME ON BOB!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

FIIIGHT!!! woo

Sods law I post at the start of a thread rush:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Dave has a mutant thumb! CHEATER!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

shooooooduyuken!

woo!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

I remember my last thumb war :( I wish i didn't

meanwhile I want wontons.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

Whoever thought and it's possibly Mr. Wonton, lets put dumplingy goodness in a soup

should be sainted!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

I remember watching some women making the wontons that I was about to have for breakfast in Thailand

I drooled a little

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

you sure they weren't ladyboys?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

you've seen small round pastry covered ladyboys before?

actually don't answer that.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

no, they were definitely wontons

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

was it a sex dribble?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

practically

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Thing is it's Chinese food.

Half an hour later you will be wonton for more.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

I'm wonton wontons right now.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

The Guiness Book Of Records says the biggest wonton ever made was....

1 ton.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

that's a wanton 1 ton wonton

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQoT3HsWZrw

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

screech much?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

my desire for wontons is all your fault.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

THE POWER OF THE INTERNETS!

have corned beef instead

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

I tend not to eat them in soup. I think the last time I scoffed a wonton was 2 years ago

I cannot remember eating a wonton since then. There was a period where I was in a rich vein of wontons, then wonton drought :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

These are the ways of the wonton

and wonton yearning.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

heh heh

advantage:dave:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

C'MON BOB!

YOU CAN DO IT!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Fatal1ty!

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Damn you Dave!

I'll get you next time!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

'ning. A little animation for you.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Yays

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

dooo the hokey cokey

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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

hehe

I thought it was just going to be a still one.

(gtfomh, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

arf

watching this one in the bookies...

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

*puts 50p on speedy*

come one speedy you can do it!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

Continuing on the pissed animal theme.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Ha ha.

Sorry I pushed that down :(

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

fnar! fnar!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

How dare you post images on an image board! :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

What was I thinking?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

Thinking?

On b3ta?!

How dare you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Good point.

*relapses into coma*

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

*prolapses into korma*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Hahahahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

love the punchline after the punchline

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mozza, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

This^

Made me chuckle like a loon.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Haha

nice one

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

hehe

is that the Mongychops font?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

No It's one I've had for about three years

it's called smelly kitty.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

ah right you are

his was more warped I suppose

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

Ha ha :D Polar Bears start on the booze early in life

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Naaa

Too much hair for Jamnog:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

You're off your chump, you know that?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

I never had a chump to be on to begin with.

I was unaware I should have been issued one at any point.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

Nah, you're getting your memes confused there

Chump was some other type of bear, man-bear really.

Furtive was the polar bear ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

heheh

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Nice to chat to you and the other half on Saturday, fella.

Hope you're well!

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Likewise mister man

I'd be a lot better if I didn't have these concentration issues.
I think I need a new job.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Hahaha!

I knew he didn't look quite right somehow...

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

haha

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

A bit of wee came out

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

Aha there you are

www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/3591260219/

What's the missus slipping you there? Roofies?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

What are them then?

Is it like 'ludes man?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

hells yeah

mandies all the way

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

scary wee?

or sex wee?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

What's the difference?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

both at once FTW!!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Totally would.

I got told this was very "Don't Look Now" - though I've never seen it (DLN, not the pic, obviously):

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

I've only ever seen it on many of those 100 films that have a small woman in a red coat in them type programs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

it is very "Don't Look Now"

Classic film - a bit dated now, but good.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

^this^

It's rather 'leisurely' but Julie Christie is a fox, and its superbly acted

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

I wouldnt bother

It goes on and on and on...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

this. me and a mate were forced to watch it by his missus, and spent most of the time complaining about how crap it is

Then suddenly...EVIL DWARF! *groan*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

Yeah - that's the bit I've seen.

I take it I don't need to see the rest of the fillum now.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

Unless you want to see Julie Christies puppies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

The sound, editing

and cinematography are all outstanding, It's an eccentric classic. Do watch it.

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Hahhahahahahahah! Spot on!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

Scary.

Arousing and scary.

Mostly arousing.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

This must make you asplode then

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

You

shit

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

AAAARGH!

*bokes*

*recovers*

*bokes again*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

*dry spluffs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

I've already clicked

but I do like this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

That still freaks me out, that film.

well done!

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enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

The social life of a Polar bear

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Hahahaha

superb!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

haha! great!

if only you could make gifs skip a couple of frames the second time around

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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

hahahahaha what's scapmi fries?

the shag on the pisser is class. pure class.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Manna from heaven

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE77otDJjrs

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

:S i don't like the idea of lobster crisps.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

scampi!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

it's some type of marine crustacean. disgusting.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

they've never seen the ocean

they are nice though. Well initially anyway. They are like the fishy version of Pork Scratchings

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

In fact this has just reminded me too check this out

BOMBAY DUCK IS AVAILABLE AGAIN!

www.bombay-duck.co.uk/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

Eh?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

it got banned for yeras

have you never eaten it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

*bokes*

I love scampi fries
I love pork sctrachings

but the idea of scampi flavoured pork scratchings...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

have you never tried both together?

nor me!

Tesco are now selling decent Pork Scratchings

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

I concur.

Best of all the pub snacks.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

the best of all the pub snacks are free deepfried barfood.

FACT

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

what like cheese sandwiches and peanuts?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

no, like spring rolls, potato wegdes, bits of pizza, wontons...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

The sarnies in my pub are something to be experienced...

No one will ever forget the horror of the Egg and Onion sandwich, or the Mayonnaise sandwiches.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

hahah :D

oh beverley, what would your mother think?

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Hahahhahaha!

bloody hell.. the BBC are filming in my office... Grrrr.. I can't get to the toilets now without ending up on camera

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Goatse on screen

DO IT

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

hahahahaha! I'd rather not get sacked AND make an idiot of myself on screen.

I did just turn around to see what is going on, and the cameraman has moved, so there is probably a nice shot of me int eh background craning around to see what is going on. Fucksocks.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

then come back with a comedy wet patch down the front of your trousers

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

is it "Panorama: Office Toilet Wars" they're filming?

Channel 4 filmed me the other day, pretending to know what I was talking about

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

^both of the above and poor red ink on your head.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

stand slightly off camera

and send a beautiful arc of piss across screen

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

hahahah! christ... they gonna film the whole office by the looks of things...

I'm gonna hve to close b3ta, or I'll be giggling like a loon...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

pull up one of waspy's bbc news pages

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

they cant see my screen.... just me.

and I haven't given permission for them to do so.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

this one

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/17526/1238076126/godnews.gif

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

hahahaha!

not seen too many of these lately, get to work!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Yeah, they've fallen by the wayside

a bit too time consuming these days

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

hahahahahhah! that's great :D

they've gone now. They couldn't see my screen, anyway... If they use any of the general shot they just took, I damn well be in it. The sods.
Also, I'm the only one in tis part of the office wearing a jumper, as I'm right under the aircon, so it will look even more wierd.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

You fucking weird jumper-wearer!

Seek help.
What's it for and when's it on?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

BBC News... Just some random interview about the state of the housing market or something

no idea when it's on, most likely a few times on bbc24

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

get your cock out, draw some eyes next to the base then run around going

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I'M AN ELEPHANT!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

In the background

tell some shit jokes and mug up to the camera and you'll get your own BBC3 sketch show

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

Now maybe your only chance to appear on film

NAKED!!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

Ace!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

hahahaha!

splendid, and rather aptly i've just upped Jahled's bash pic's to the b3ta group

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Hooray!

Mr Horrible and I are hat brothers!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Hat botherers?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

wanna get head get a hat

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

lies. /rather expensive hat owners blog.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

Hahaha

Crap comedians, though:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Brilliant!

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Vulthoom, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Pfffffffft

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

thats so magical

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

1. Brilliant

2. Excellent
3.
4. Profit!

The additiona of Irn-Bru as the hangover cure perfects this.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

I knew those so-called nature documentaries were all lies!

woot

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

wonderful

in every way
cheers!

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mozza, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

pissed bears you say

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

Who's that on the ipod?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

that's you that is

remember to shut your curtains in future

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

heheh

*flashdances*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Looks like Mr Motivator

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

Hahaha

Fanstastic!

*clickies*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

HaHaHaHaHa!

Brilliant!
12.32am FTW!
:D

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

hahaha

lovin'it

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

Hahaha!

Ace!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

haha!

Ace!

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Grampa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

7 Shape ... The B3tans Are Back!

7-Shape Vector Bela Lugosi’s Dad (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

these

really are ludicrously good :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

yay!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

lovely as ever

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

utterly awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

fuck yeah

I like this -- I'm going to put my thinking cap on and then suggest things I want to buy on T Shirts and let you know and then buy them --

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

you need a panic man

www.cafepress.co.uk/cp/members/products/product_edit_design.aspx?itemno=124303184&side=F

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

or this

www.cafepress.co.uk/bilbobarneybobs.124326263

*EDIT* YAY - War of the Worlds Track on Radio2

OOOOOOLLAAAAAA!!!!!

Come on Thunderchild!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

That link ....

no idea, can't log in ... what is or who is panic man?

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

oops

posted my own editor link

www.cafepress.co.uk/bilbobarneybobs.124303184
*edit* sorry - wasn't a seven shape vector idea ...

your stuff is awesome

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

I've included him to my list - I'm also going to need a furtive bear I think

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

you need cakes

they make you 70% sexier

www.cafepress.com/waspbox-cakes

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

Just

Gaz me with names or whack em up here and I'll put them on my list

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

thanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Another cracker, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

<im

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

*nom nom nom*

/no breakfast again blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

send out a lackie for to get you a sausage sandwich

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Arf!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

\o/

Thank you Logovend :) Supreme work. NHF

PS You've given me really lovely eyes.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

nice work sir

one day i'll be tempted

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Holy christ.

I'm gettin' me on or two of those. There.

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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

TOAP I know, but I felt I had to share...

Edit: True story :(

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Ninj, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

"after five minutes of sucking" is all I read

I'm content.

Edit: erk.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Hahahahaha

rodney you plonker!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

QOTW FTW

There was a Bruce Chatwin story like this where he was sucking on a rock used for heating soup for a while, thinking it was a delicacy. He was offered another by the tribesman and refused, and only realised because the guy told him "But your soup will go cold."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

^this

was roughly what my reply was going to be.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Giggles

was that you?

I rather enjoy black olives

didn't used to

but now find myself pinching them from Veggie Pizzas

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Other people's?

You bad man.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Well, Adelle's

She doesn't like Olives

Yum

mm - had a Veggie Makkhan last night with Naaaaaan
/hungry blog

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Sadly it was...

...I now never buy olives with stones in. Period. :)

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Ninj, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

olives with stones in period?

it'll never sell!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

eeewwwww........

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

I'm one of those Kalamata-only snobs.

Though I've mastered the art of slitting the side and squeezing them end to end to make the stone pop out. Sadly it only seems to work on bottled ones that have been soaking in stuff to make them squidgy.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

blarg :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Ha!

I didnt like olives until I was about 25. Now I cant get enough of them.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Brilliant.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

hee hee hee

*giggles*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

ha ha ha

silly Ninj

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

hurrah

Olives are ace, especially calamata

A coach driver is driving with a bus load of pensioners down a motorway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of
peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and gives him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love sucking the chocolate off them."

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

hahahahahah! eeeewwwww :S

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Did a little doodle edit: since everyone thinks it's female genitalia I shall name it : 'Cunt Demon'

Thanks for all the nice comments.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

That's brill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

No it isn't

Scopthalmus rhombus is brill.

The doodle is fantastic though :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Is this a naughty corner moment?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

i'll be honest, I didn't understand

but then again, I was thinking of making some manner of pun based on the Biblical Studies journal "brill" so i won't comment

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

You're a fucking hoot, Tom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

one man laugh riot me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

It was the scientific name for brill :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

Aaah

See, you said Scopthalmus when what you meant to say was Scophthalmus. It ruined the joke.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

Yeah yeah, I can't spell latin though :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Oh, that's easy

Just remember that it's "nital" backwards.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

NO sorry ,didn't see you there.

cigarette time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Thanks lady of the board

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

Do you realise it looks like female reproductive organs?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

I thought this at first too!

except that the female reproductive organs can have more demonic effects:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

They are Hazel Blears'

she just left them behind WHEN SHE RESIGNED!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

I thought it was Jaqui Smiff wot resigned

oh no - I see you are more up on the news than I am...

I wonder who will be next...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Darling

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

sweetie

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Oh no! When did she resign?

I like Hazel. :(

Also I live in Salford. We'll probably get someone rubbish now...

[Edit] Unless she's not resigning from being an MP?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

I also live in Salford

all together now:
it's a small world after all!

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

Hurray!

Someone to share in the pain of living in Salford. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

she's gone?

fuck I'm not on the pulse these days

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

I know:

Police appeal for help in tracing a wallaby which is likely to be in a confused state after escaping from its enclosure in Northumberland.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

It's breaking news

the BBC website just came with excitement

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Makes a change from the excrement normally available

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

The BBC - breaking news:

I JUST DID A HEADSPIN!!!!!!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

fine...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Just head an amusing comment,

about Susan Boyle phoning up Gordon Brown to see how he bearing up.
Made me chuckle :)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Stick it on a sex education leaflet

and watch teenage pregnancies plummet

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

what have you been sticking your cock into?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

...the chav queen of horror?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Any hole's a goal

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

not if it bites your cock off

it's not

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

TEETH!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

i know im rather inexperienced* with the opposite gender but does female genitalia really look like that?

*(they usually spray stinging liquid in my eyes and run away)

(bobisnotmyname, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

have you tried talking to them instead of pinching the boobs?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

The overall shape and symmetry is reminiscent of a diagram of a womb with fallopian tubes attached

although the tubes should go the other way

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

should they? where do the tubes go? East-London?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

Anywhere but south of the river

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Well wipe it up you animal!image is woo though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Fallopian tubes FTW!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

It is a HORN damnit!

Board people see vaggi's in everything.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Gives me the horn

fnarr fnarr

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

"honk, honk"

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

That would make a great (stubby) fountain pen

Marvellous!

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

I would be too tempted to chew it

I had to buy myself a metal pen for home use so I don't chew it :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

now you don't 'ave any teeth left....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

It could have detatchable horns in a variety of flavours

chew away, discard horns, insert new flavour, commence chewing.

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Flavoured plastic, hmmm...

It's brilliant, I'll give you £1 for 20% of the equity.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

i accidently bit tin foil yesterday and spent half hour feeling like my teeth were trying to crawl out of my head

Kids, don't bite metal

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Ouch, I guess you have fillings?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

nope just teeth, still very unpleasent

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Don't try it if you have fillings

Then you'll know what unpleasant is!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

The horror

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

oooh, that's rather awesome doodling!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

I clicked

It would make a fantastic car bonnet marque

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Awesome arts.

Elsewhere, Jacqui Smith and Hazel Blears resign.

*Cheers*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

This is excellent

Though it is a reminder that I have to go for a pelvic scan o_O

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fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Oh no

you should have said that...

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

'Why good-day doctor person,

I am here for your viewing of my cunt demon'

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fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

"careful, it's feeling horny!"

I'm surprised. I was sure that the menfolk were going to swoop on your comment like bees to the hive

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

that would bee

*>insert pun here<*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

inconceivable!

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

Pelvic scan?

Do they send in a robot like at the start of Aliens? Man I love that film.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

heh

If they don't I will be very disappointed.

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fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Really really nice

Hope everyone's having a nice day.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

I was, then I came to work *zoidberg whoop whoop whoop*

How about you?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

I'LL BE BACK (with a stick)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

bravo, sir

perfect

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

hello sweetness

how does it go?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

No' bad.

May bugger off to the park in a bit. You?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

at work, considering not doing any work

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

best kind of work

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

I would rather like to go to a park though

It's lovely here, but I need to keep up appearances.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

You're brown enough.

If you an I were paint we'd be at different ends of the aisle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

I'm broon, not brown

paleness is good. it indicates that someone probably doesn't have skin cancer.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

My casperness stands me in good stead.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

gah no park for me

online testing to check my HTML competence

I want to go and work for Orange, you see

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

good luck with that then

Tip: HTML is easy. Just write www.website.com/page.html

When you get the job, you can pay me back with a nice phone or something. No rush.

Good luck.

Edit: Good luck.
apologies for the repetition, I'm feeling slightly disconnected from my hands today.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Heh

The HTML and CSS should be fine

it's the bloody Javascript I'm worried about...I've never liked Javascript

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

I considered learning about internetty stuff with a view to making a website

but I've decided to put it on the backburner til I've got something to put on a website.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

I hate javascript

stupid case-sensitive language should be banned.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

^ this with added bloody ActionScript 3.0

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I've not even looked at ActionScript since it was owned by Macromedia

yet an agent still put me forward for the role of "Senior Flash Developer" and asked me to write 500 words on why I would be perfect for the role.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

I shouldn't decry it too much...

But it's a bugger that they change it so radically with each version.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

Holy mother...

Woo to the man who has a monkey named after him!

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Ask him ^

He made it, apparently ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

*slaps forehead*

I thought Wow was talking about you

now it all makes sense

[edit] first a law, now a monkey? What next, a continent?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

What? Eh? What did I do?

Barbarossa and I watched much Star Trek yesterday, and he was introduced to his gecko sister.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Did we?

I thought we were insulting the French yesterday

ed: oh, you mean my simian namesake ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

The French should always be insulted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

*dons beret*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Je rigole, mon 'tit chou-chou, ne pleure pas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

I had no idea you called the monkey Barbarossa

I thought you were hanging out with the real one

Give my regards to Fran :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Impossible

I don't really exist outside of the confines of the internet

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

I can't offer any proof to the contrary

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Is it one of those sock ones?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

It is indeed

but with extra-long arms and legs

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

I will love you forever

and my stash is now forever your stash. Dig in. Actually, don't, because you'll just be ripping an empty baggie :( give it a day or so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

*bangs head on desk*

I thought you had a real monkey...

then I remembered Barbarossa the monkey from Saturday...

... not that emvee doesn't make real monkeys, they're obviously real.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

You've got a worse memory than I do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

I think we're all pretty terrible

*books care home*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

I just get confused when people personify inanimate objects.

I immediately imagined that you had a small living monkey sitting on your shoulder watching star trek.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Did you see the Savlon?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

haha aceness!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Do an agecheck!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

Lovely work, sirrah.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

cheers :)

I just read your customs story below. how horrible! Has that somewhat dampened your enthusiasm for visiting again?

I've yet to be humiliated in such a way but my friend once got guns pointed at us in Moscow for being a smart arse to a Russian check in girl, which was terrifying.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Sadly, I don't get the option.

Its a work thing, the Head Office is in NYC. It takes all the enjoyment out of travel, frankly.
The one upside is that I get to hang onto the airmiles. \o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

I'd hate to imagine a world where I didn't enjoy travelling

I still get giddy with excitement whenever I'm on a plane :)

Did you get my gaz the other day about the copywriting?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I guess it's more the 'going somewhere interesting, but not being able to enjoy it due to work' thing.

Re: gaz - Damn it! Yes, I did - I'm so sorry, let me get amongst that. Will gaz you back later on.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

no worries its not like its a major rush

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

On trying to get into a club one stag night I saw a young gentleman refused entry as his baseball cap was deemed to be

"Casual".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

On some cooking program once I heard the present describe an african restraunt in an ethic area of london as:

a very casual restraunt in a very casual area of town

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

lolracism

My mate's gran once lidderly made the comment "Of course, you don't get Asian doctors down this way. I mean - I don't mean that badly, but down here they're all properly trained" hahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

Eeek!

Savlon?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Lovely stuff, sir

damn good text.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

r
f

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I thought that was gonna be a Rorschasch joke at first :D

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Yays

That looks very perdita.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

YOU FUCKING GENIUS

and I mean that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

I imagine this is better than the actual film is

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Probably!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

hahahahah! most excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

haha

WUFFA WUFF WUFFA, BABY

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Hahaha! marvellous

I was gonna do that!...but forgot!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

haha

love it!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

excellent Font matching algorithm

SUPERB!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Meh

the D was made from the O and a bit of N, and the M was copied from the line above and enlarged a bit.

easy!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

oh fantastic!

*click*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Superbly done, Barbs!

*enclickenifies*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

eep!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

superb!

i *heart* dalmations - my granny's old one used to eat weetabix :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

a whole one?

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

two :)

with milk, i think. i can't remember if he liked sugar...

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

Is it just me, or does this child terrify anyone else?

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Did you edit, shop or do anything to it?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

does copying and pasting count?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Ironically it'll get more replies than my 50 minutes work below:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

*hugs*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

*bums*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

my mangina is bleeding

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

bleeding manginas!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

this is still

going round in my head (recorded last night in a silly mood)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

pfffft

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Hahaha *yays*!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

nah, not yet -

got no time until lunchtime

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

read the faq then before you actually hurt yourself

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Had two years to so far...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

I know,.

disrespectful

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

'e's dissin' da b3ta masseeff, blud!

ya gettin' me?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

ooooooh

get you!

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

You many be looking for 4chan.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

no, I'm not a pussy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Well her dad is Nasty Nick.

Of course she is scary.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

It's just you.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

am i missing something?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Good Morning with Phil and Fern?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I always miss that.

I don't have a tv.

or indeed, live in the right country.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I'm not sure this is the right country

... according to all the papers this morning we don't actually have a working government any more.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

it certainly isn't the right country

I was back last week, just to remind myself what I don't miss.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Naaa

Just a troll that comes on now and again to shove images they've found.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

aaah

one of them.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Well it's our own faults really.

I think they just do it to see that people will make out of it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

GOAWB

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

She scares me

I keep on expecting her face to change, like bilbo baggins face in lord of the rings

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

I think we call that (or should call it)

SHOPTIMISM

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

haha

this makes my blood hurt. puntastic.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Hells yeah.

In your face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

I like this

it's like shorthand for *waits for it to animate*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Zactly, I'm glad you got it!

I wondered if people would think I was a dick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

We should do

How are you?

I am on the train to London right now :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Again?!

Your snot'll be black for weeks.

I'm ok, I just want to go out for a ciggie and I can't until either Pippa gets back or Steph goes on break.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

I noticed that on sunday

i got worried I'd been snorting tar

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Filthy place, That London.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

I have been dusting, but it's devil to hoover the whole of the Euston Road

Sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

You are the sparkly exception to the rule.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

You work with my old cat*?

Who was very lovely and nearly sang with her purring, when you tickled the back of her neck.

/want another cat blog

*who, evidently, was called Pippa

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

I wish. :(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

thanks

that's just given me cancer

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Sexy cancer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

erm... no

perhaps you're afraid of your feelings for her?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

It would terrify me

if it turned up on my doorstep accompanied by an ex-girlfriend

yes

that would do it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

The thing that bothers me,

is how nobody in that program has notices this malnourished waif from the 18th century wandering around like a ghost. Child services should be all over that shit. It's like baby P all over again, or something.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Not in the slightest. Next.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

yadda yadda yadda...

Should have read the faq, apologies etc etc.

Seriously though - didn't realise it was such an issue, won't happen again. Could have been worse, could have been caught out fingering myself on a webcam.

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

He thinks this is GANGSTA

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

why is he dressed as a Mexican puritan?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

He's just had a bowl of Yucky Boo

/at Halloween in the States

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

el mejor desayuno en mexico!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Calle tu boja cajones grande!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

That doesn't make any sense to me at all

hello sushi!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

It is my just woken up attempt at writing Spanish

which I suck at at the best of times ;)

It was meant to say shut your mouth big bollocks :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Heheh I did get it though

bollocks = cojones
mouth = boca

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

I'll halloween in the states you in a minute!

Ning Geoff! Ning All!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

'ning 'sushi!

I think they dress as pilgrims, some of them

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

I think you are a liar.

Everyone knows that Halloween isn't real! It was invented by Frasier in 1998!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

sup sush

... how are ya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Ning Prof!

I am grand, but I have to go out in a minute which sucks :( And you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

it's not a firing squad is it?

I'm good - two and a half days of work remaining!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

No, to sign on :(

Whys that? Taking some time off?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

yeah

off travelling and then back to loonyversity

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Well that sounds like fun!

But does that mean no Prof on the board for months? :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

no UK prof for 3 months

I am not likely to be boarding during that time no...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

'nings to the /board!

how do Redsushi?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Ning Emvee!

I am grand ta. Hows your good self?

Also, people are shite: b3ta.com/links/Catcher_in_the_Rye_Sequel

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Not bad, not bad

Another day of jobhunting ahead, assuming I don't just bugger off to the park and sit in the sun instead

[edit] people are indeed shite, my friend works with Eoin Colfer, so I told her to pass on my message that he should just "fuck off and die".

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

It is rather hard looking for work with the nice weather isn't it :D

Is he the one who did those shit Artemis Fowl books and is supposedly writing a new Hitchhikers guide?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Yucky Boo?

There's a perverted sexual practice waiting to happen

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

fake left arm much?

does it say something on his hat?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I think it's

'I'm a chav'
/or possibly 'In a chav'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

/talk banter

He was on there earlier asking what one was ;)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

well his hat originally said "Chevy's". Its a mexican food place here in the states. I just asked what a Chav was because it fits the guys real character.

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

I like the states

I've never been but I imagine that the puritans who set it up must have done a bang up job. My reasoning goes thusly:

Australia was colonised by convicts
I've been to Australia and it was an enjoyable experience and the people were nice
America was colonised by religious types
Religious types are better than convicts (surely)
America should be better than Australia.

It's basically all maths

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

*tries to work out equation*

*gets turned back by Homeland Security*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I have a permanent black mark on my United States Homeland security record

for the attempted smuggling of 14 cigarettes.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

That must make you a high profile target. :D

The Border guys at Newark are the most evil, petty sons of bitches the world has known.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

They're bloody awful there, aren't they? I even had one guy ask me what my star sign was to try and catch me out, I though "what are you a fucking bouncer in glastonbury?"

The smuggling story was at Houston air port when I was 20. I was flying on a connecting flight from London to vancouver changing plancs in texas (crazy I know, but it worked out cheapest), I got pulled to one side and they asked if they could have a look in my bag. I thought "well sure, I'm fairly certain I haven't put a bomb in it"
now... they said the search was at random, but I had long hair a beard and a lip piercing at the time so I've got my suspicions...
anyway, they confiscated the two bottles of pimms i'd bought in england for my friend in canada, because I was under 21, they let me off with a warning though, "because it was an accident". Not only that, but the limit for fags is 200. I had a brick and an open packet. being over the legal age limit for smoking I'm assumed to know better than to bring in any amount over the legal limit, so "sorry sir, but that is in breach of the USA customs regulations. You will have to forfeit that contraband and a formal note will be made against your passport"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

haha that's incredible

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

bizarre innit?

the only good bit is that I am statistically more piratical than anyone else I know

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

the downside is

that the FBI have read this message and are considering how much funds to allot to your imminent capture and indefinite imprisonment.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

you're lucky it wasn't an episode of Neighbours

they would have made you sit down and chain smoke all of them until you didn't ever want to see a cigarette again!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Toadfish lols!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Ah, the United States of we can enforce

whatever the fuck we like, 'cos we're all armed.
I had a real gem coming back through JFK, with a big shoulder bag in which i had my PC and my Mac laptops. This was evidently in contravention of something or other, as they guy after the x-ray tunnel took all my carry on stuff apart down the molecular level, and me down to my fucking scuddies and t-shirt. Top humiliation skills, that man.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

shitting christ :( thats not on at all :(

thats awful

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

Yeah

They don't like fags in Texas:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

I once got pulled at Australian customs

for attempted cheese smuggling!

Do you know what they do to cheese smugglers in ozzy prisons?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

grill them?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

maths is all very well until you remember that its a country that was set up by religious types who left europe because they thought there was too much sex

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

well I don't imagine I could ever have too much sex

... I'd like to try

it's settled then - I'm becoming a porno star!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Don't you think pornstars get sick of having sex?

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

if they're in some sort of puke porn

I imagine that they have to...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

9AM - Clock in

9.14AM - 12 Noon - Sexings
12 Noon - 1PM - Lunch
1PM - 5PM - Sexings, fellatings and masturbatings
5PM - Clock out

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Now that's a timesheet!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

think of all the calories you'd burn!

its the ulitmate diet!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

shave, lube, shave,

fake cum shot, take your $50 back to your bedsit and dream of stardom

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

flexitime?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

What is this 'too much sex' of which you speak?

...and, more importantly, where is it going on?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Amsterdam I'd imagine

Good morning, sir.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Hmmm. Possibly.

I'd like to believe that it's Timmendorf, a rather pretty seaside resort on the Baltic.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

without a doubt it's one of the freaky

Hebridean islands... I've seen The Wicker Man

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

What, you saw him this morning?

Was he well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

he's given up smoking

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

*LOL*

Class.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Bless,

he's been trying for what? 36 years now?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Too much sex can be had.

You know because it's ouchie to sit down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

That must be why I'm sitting rather comfortably.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm not, my sodding knee hurts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

*kisses better*

Anything else whilst I'm down here, ma'am?

;-)

Edit: I can't believe I just said that, I'm so sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Too lovely for words. Shush, it's all good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

nods seriously

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Don't sit down?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

But I'm really good at it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

It's one of my few talents, as you can probably tell

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

I went years ago

and experience both cities and small towns.

The small towns were scarily insular, but really no worse than over here.
Cities were mad, but no worse than over here

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Joe Scaramanga in "It's no worse than over here" shock!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

You couldnt make it up

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

this pleases me

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

yeah

I could only guess at "I'm in HMV" which seemed strange to me...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

His Master's Vest!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

What the monkey?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

More people should say scooby- doo in a german accent

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

who's that girl?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

running around with you

*gets her Eurythmics on*

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

great

I'm never going to get that song out of my head now

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Here, have the song I've been singing since I woke up this morning

Gotta give it up, (gotta give up the toad now)
its no joke, buddy give it up
(you gotta give up the toad now) or you'll croak
buddy give it up (gotta give up the toad now)
and dont smoke
or you'll see, it hurts to pee

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

"moving on"

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

What is that song?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

don't you know about the bird?

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

The bird is the word?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

chicka umma mow mow

chicka umma ma mow

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

thought that was 70s porn music for a second

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

shipoopi shipoopi

the girl who's hard to get

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

\o/

Woke up with that bloody toad song in my head this morning. So, of course, I had to listen to my collection of Family Guy songs on the way to work.

"Show me the way to go home,everybody!,
I'm tired and I want to go to bed just the women!"

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

I have an all-purpose cure for that

Song Be-Gone Cure

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

ARRRRCHHHHH EVIL PERSON DUDE FELLA!

still I love you a little bit.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

ARG

I just had to read the URL and now I'm bleeding from my ears!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

my head just exploded

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

God, I love that song

thank you sir!

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

tell me

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Eurythmimmic your Eury Eurtitic Eurythmical Euro Eureka!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

eve's that girl

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

FRESH!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Mentoes. The Freshmaker!

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Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Exiting

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Okey dokey then.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

okey dokey

pokey donkey!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

okey dokey

pigs in a pokey

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I think this is possibly the one Jaker one that hasn't bindin!

big

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

Oh no you di'nt!

Biggah!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

this could not be any more sinister

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

It could

I could have got the colouring correct if my work monitor was calibrated :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

Hold on I'll fuck my monitor up to look like yours.

WOW that's great.

I now get to waste the whole day setting it back. Joy :)

(waxdart hello., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

It's a budget iiyama

Fantastic for programming for long hours, piss poor for colour replication.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

God I love this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Cool

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

that is far too bloody good!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

*runs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

You can't run from him

Have you never seen a horror movie? You'll break a heel or twist your ankle at some point...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Precisely why I stopped wearing heels.

I also stopped getting my tits out, smoking weed, drinking beer and running into rooms where there isn't an alternative exit except for that tiny window which is stuck shut

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

You should write for hollywood

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Crivens!

They've dedicated that bench to you - are you dead?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Yes

The afterlife finally got broadband a few months ago.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I love that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

this is by far the best joker image available on the internets.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

What the fuck is that shit?

It's surely not edible?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

Spent ages trying to find the most inedible one I could:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

No, it's ACE.

It's a bit like that cheap speed that only lasts half an hour, but for children.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Shame kids don't last half an hour:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

What a fucking sinister paedo thing to say :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

He'd make a terrifying paedophile.

I can't get away from him if he doesn't want me to (I'd imagine) they wouldn't stand a chance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I don't know.

He's quite a good-looking chap, and very friendly. I think he'd be one of the better ones.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

No it was generally a kids would be better if they were only there for half and hour staement

It was your paedo mind that made that assuption.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

I'VE BEEN SAVED BY JEEEEEESUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

He has a piggy bank of people?!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

We like to call ourselves the Not Burning For Eternity Posse.

Aight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Ah floaty cloud time

The music would be utter shite you realise?

Personally I prefer the Ross Noble outlook. It's be great at the great reaconing it turns out that only people wearing tophats get into heaven.
It'll be Abraham Lincoln, the guy from the Monopoly board and Slash!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

You forgot Dr When!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Well obviously all b3tards will be there

that's were we put the bunker:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Not everyone gets access to the bunker though

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

That's why I saw someone on /talk trying to sell tophats:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Ashley Dr When's is a bowler hat.

Or at least - the one on Saturday was.

/is the sort of person that gets annoyed by such things

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

he's got the works

the man's a one man sartorial extravaganza

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

Hahahahaha

I aspire to such greatness.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

On saturday it was

But I'm sure I've seen pictures of him wearing a tophat

Edit:

I have www.flickr.com/photos/cheekyboy/387256656/

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

That's Dave The Hat, isn't it?

/conspiracys

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

sanctimonious pricks

:D

nings

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

SAVED sanctimonious pricks, ahthangyew.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

I say the Devil will look after his own.

All he cares about is stealing souls away from God, once he's got them there seems very little point in him torturing people. Odds are Hell looks like an upmarket Gentleman's Club

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Don't tell me that

I like leather armchairs. SHUSH.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

its green leather as well. my favourite

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

'Speedy D'

Did I read yesterday that you can sear in Gujerati?

fo shizzle ma chord!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Ish.

I've been taught how to say sisterfucker (I think) and 'your mother is a muslim donkey'. Again, I think. It's been a few years.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Sister fucker is Ben Chord

and apart fromthe lousy spelling "Jahmin Dhari Ma hel ou too" is 'did the earth move for you'

again it's been a while but that often causes waiters to double-take in Indian restaurants

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I think the 'your mother is...' one is

'dare-ma sale muscleman gutro' or something akin to that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I also got taught

"I want to open an income tax office in your mother's cunt" but can only remember a little bit of it

bizarre swearers these Gujarati

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Randomly starting fights across SE Asia

It's actually banchode. It works better if you try to angrily spit whilst saying it.

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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

haha yes

like the difference between puddhy and puddhu!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

I suppose it'll get them to school

but they'll be on come-downs by hometime

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

I don't understand how they run about the garden going AAAAAAAAH

just after they've done it all day at school.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

I thought there was only children's GHB and XTC

www.expatica.com/nl/news/dutch-news/Dutch-toddler-swallows-date-rape-drug_53173.html

hello Wow!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

Poor bunny.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

You really don't want to know

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

what IS that?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

Yucky boo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

That's why you see so many rotund Mexican bellies

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

Now do Godfather pizzas (horse head flavour).

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Hahaha

Thank you, one person:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

Needs some razor blades in it

Damn trains

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Hahhahahaha! Sppppppppaaaaannnngggggg!

awesome! 99% sugar cereals are great :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

No Steve, that's only Frosties.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

no, no, no, frosties are GRRRREEEAAAT!

or, if you are an annoying pre-pubesent kid, you've got to sing "They're gonna taste great, they're gonna taste grea-at!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

i'm thooper thereal :)

woo :)

*runs off to watch manbearpig*

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

floss plz

(DJTK, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

that Nick Nolte gets everywhere

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

hahahaha fuck

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9483911

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

hahahhaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

:) She's one fine filleh

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

janet

street
porter

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

that

one
from
sex
in
the
city

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

nice couple of horses there

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Charles is looking a little miserable in that pic....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Those two horses look lovely

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

Have they tried using Google Maps??

Apologies for the potential bindun.

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

thats so wrong....

...me likey

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

It certainly is

2 engines, not 4

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Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

hahhaha, oooooffffffffff! to Hull!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Heh

sorry... b3ta.com/board/9487087

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Dammit!

I knew someone would call me on it...I just didn't realise it would be so soon!!

*edit* - surprised I hadn't been called out on the scale issues already.

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

It's all in the details

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

I'm sure they'll find them

30 years in the past chasing smoke around a tropical island

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The Neville What what what, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

i'm bad that i thought the same thing

and it so easily could have been a member of my brazillian wife's family

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

doh and TJ if I may...

"Unique talent"? UNIQUE FUCKING TALENT!

SAYING 'BUM' AND 'WILLY' A LOT AND FINDING SHIT ON THE INTERNET!

Oh I understand now - he gets paid to to do that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

Norton's a strange one...

He CAN be incredibly funny. And I was genuinely surprised by his Eurovision commentary. I thought it would be a camp explosion, but he retained Wogan's good-natured ribbing (that's RIBBING) without going OTT.

But his chat show is terrible. And "sophisticated entertainer" is stretching it a bit.

It's probably a minority programming quota thing, like Omid Djali's show.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

I like Omid

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Me too

but I don't think he can sustain two series of sketch shows... and BBC1 isn't a natural home for him either

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

i thought his "good natured ribbing"

had a very nasty edge that i didnt like at all...he was shit!

so there!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Before clicking that I thought it would be about Rob Manuel

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

hahaha

he's Robin to Norton's Batman!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

I wish that BBC One's controller

was called Colin

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The Neville What what what, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

office trolley?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

hehe

Doreeen!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

What a hunt

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

hehehe

shouldn't laugh

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

arf!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

'ning board!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

you missed out an 'l' and the d is upside-down

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

well, either it's before the watershed and his arse is swearing, or he's swallowed/inserted a mobile phone.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Pfft. Hertzfeldt

*shakes fist*

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The Neville What what what, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

perhaps your arse tampax needs changing

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Inspired by Nibus

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

Aaaaah poor shitbear

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

hahaha :D

See you later sir, if you are coming

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

Beer? Course I'll be there

You off already?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

Off to tate modern

Just going to get the train

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Have a good one...catch you later

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

haha

did anyone else see My Monkey Baby prog on C4 last night?

Did it make you extremely angry?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

I didn't watch it on purpose

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

I actually now think PETA have a point

www.channel4.com/programmes/my-monkey-baby/articles/vote-should-monkeys-be-kept-as-pets

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

they may as well ask "Is this vote pointless?"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Nah... I was catching up on the Pulling special from weeks ago

was a little bit disappointed. mainly because the lovely Sharon is now just very fucking annoying

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

which one is she

the crazy one, the Irish one or the dopey one?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

The irish one

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

she's still lovely

nice nips!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

oh yes

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

hahahahahah! brill :D *clicked!*

ningles everyone! I though the weather today was supposed to be crap? We've got clear blue skies and the office is like an oven....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

you've gone to work yesterday again

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

damn these timetravelling pants I'm wearing...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

I'm inclined to agree

yesterday I was melting and we had the air con on full blast
today I was considering a fleece

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

really? Blimey, I thought it was baking in London this morning

(leaving the house it was a bit cooler, but by the time I got to the station it was hot)

nings Bobs!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

It's gonna be another lovely London summer day

which means I'll be having less fags because for once, our air con is actually working

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

hahahahaha

that's a lovely thing to see first thing in the morning
have a click :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

hahah this is great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Hahaha!

Those things really are shit

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

Oh JOe

This gives me reason to smile this Chilly wednesday

Ning All

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

HAHAH!

FP this!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

hahahahaha!

nice one sir

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

oooh...42...so close!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

I got 52!

* What do I win?

Also: NINGALLS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

the eternal love and admiration

of Mighty Nimbus! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

a generic dairlea-esk triangle.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

I thought that said a diarrhea triangle

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

like the Bermuda triangle

but you are definitely in the shit?

/coat

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

A hearty ning shall be your prize

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

being the cnut that I am...

...How would one get a diagonal or and across. Also is this a generic 'four in a row' game set you have tried to pass off as the real and pure thing?
Do you bite your thumb at me Sir?!

woo and 'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)

Why did that immediatly make me think of the WTC?

*plays two games at once*

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)

coz your parents dropped you on your head when you were a baby.

Not their fault they bought a connect four set that used babies not discs.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

ARGH I SUPPRESSED THAT MEMORY AND NOW IT IS OUT

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

There's a support group.

I was actually that last red baby that blocked your four!

EDIT: Haha just saw the first funny thing ever in Everbody Loves Raymond and it was unintentional. THe episode must be about 10 years old and some guy is making an idiot to Raymond's mum's new friend. She says the, 'Don't worry he's sick. He's got swine flu.'
So much hillarity ensues truth the medium of canned laughter as everyone knows that's what pigs get.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

~~pigs~~ Mexicans

Eton is closed cos of a swine flu outbreak - "They haven't got fucking swine flu, they've just got twat flu" says my girlfriend

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

Would you believe, I actually think I've found a Joker 'Why so Serious' one that's hadn't bindun!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

pffft.... silly

and compable I would say

nings you!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

haha *stretches compo boundary*

hello sir

the cat woke me up at 5am, then I stubbed my toe in the Magic Forest

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

My cat does that every morning

little shit.

Our other one got out again last night, so we won't see him again for a week, which makes the early bird even more mental.

What Magic Forest?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

next door to us is derelict

and the back garden is all overgrown, so it gets called the magic forest

although often it's populated with pissed Bulgarians/Poles looking for somewhere to live

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

Honestly

yopu'd think they'd be happy living twelve to a room in a bedsit.

They come over nicking our derelict land etc...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

four of them turned up with suitcases once

"We go live in house" they said (the only access is through our back yard)

"Oh no you're not! You can clear off!" I said in my best someone's-dad-from-the-50s voice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

pffft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

Good morning! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

hmmm

looks difficult... how does one play?

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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

hahahahaha...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

hahahaha!

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

social networking site for toffs

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

arf

it looks like a breakfast cereal.

which breakfast cereal does it look like?

it looks like a breakfast cereal.

I like breakfast.

I have a headache

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

Shreddies?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

Y-fronts

you?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

fantastic

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

haha awesome :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

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