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(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahah
god i loved that book
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Sorry to TJ, but look what just arrived for me!

Got it on ebay for £1.99 + p&p. Second largest denomination ever. *doctorevils*

The largest if you were wondering is the 1946 Hungarian Milliard B-Pengo which translated to a quintillion pengos (short scale)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# haha
so how much is that worth in £? I'm guessing about 10p
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# £0.17
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Zero
The $Z was stopped in April. Before then it might have been worth a little, for a few hours maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# That's nothing, look what I got!!!!!!!!111!!!!!£!!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Wow.
That'll actually buy beans on toast...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Wouldn't have taken long
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I think it'd've taken all the time in the world
*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha, wtf!?
BLD, please give me your bank details so i can exchange you for $145,678 billion US
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# i bought one of those too :D
it hasn't arrived yet, but my new Converse are coming today \o/
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# eleventy?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# As someone living near Derbyshire I find this highly correct
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Oh go on then...


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is there anything the multitalented sock hasn't done?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
#
(57841, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Is that the Def Leppard font?
(or similar 80s metal band)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Defo seen it on Rock Band
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# New Saturday night game show "in the public interest."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# pikeys on spikes
I'd watch that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ^this
There's a bunch of them breeding next door but one from me, if they need contestants.

They're up to four kids already, and have turned the front yard into their own personal scrap yard.

Thank god they're only renting. Presumably when Mr. Pikey manges to get Mrs. Pikey up the duff again, the council will pay for them to move to a larger premesis. Hopefuly this will happen before they buy a fucking pit bull.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# there is some debate over whether 'pikey' is an unacceptable racial slur
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# unacceptable to whom?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Pikeys
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# aha - I don't know
I'm sitting on the fence
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# go on...
'fes up...

you're trying not to say "pikeys", aren't you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I read that in the Guardian
the lady concerned wouldn't answer my comment when I pointed out that Frank Gallagher describes the whole cast of Shameless as pikeys in the opening credits of every episode, yet she only got it together to write an article when Hammond implied that he might be one in Top Gear...but then the Guardian love to knock Top Gear and anyone that watches it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# "Pikey" is an abbreviation of "turnpike"
and, as such, derives from a reference to itinerant labourers in the 17th and 18th centuries ("turnpike riders", IIRC). It's got connotations of snobbery, but I don't see the racism...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Travellers are a race now
which is why you can't say gyppo either
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# funny that.
When the "Gyp" in Gypsie comes from "Egyptian", and has nothing to do with the races who currently claim the term.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Traveller and gypsy are different.
"Gypsy" is a contraction of "Egyptian", which is where members of this particular nomadic community were mistakenly thought to originate when they arrived in England in the 16th century. (In fact, they're from northern India originally; yep: the English response was "Darkies all look the same to me" even then....)

There's nothing ethnically determinate about a traveller.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Except
for their proliferate breeding and possession of very ill looking Horses
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# If "pikey" is a race, then I'm up for a spot of ethnic cleansing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Quote of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
#
the acceptable term is 'Irish Tinkers'
(babyaeroplanes, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# "Pikey on a Spikey"
Oh, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# LOL MATE I'M UP ON THIS FUCKIN' SIGN MATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Poles on the Dole
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# put a donk on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# 99% of the world's problems
can be solved by putting a donk on them

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# ITV shirley?
Climb the pole and win £10! Amazing!

I fucking hate ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# You are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I fucking hate TV.
Apart from a handful of panel shows, and NCIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# and Rebus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I hate TV too.
It killed my father....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Was he a radio star?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# It is very funny you should say that.
As soon as I posted that message I went off to confirm what I thought to be true, that Hans Zimmer was in The Buggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# You are Emu
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Did you ever do biology?
Emu could not have possibly been Rod Hull's son ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Oh I don't know,
I'm sure Emu had SOME Rod in him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# that's too difficult for ITV
"Which of these is the right answer:

a) this one
b) not this one
c) not this one either

text a, b or c to 5318008 to win a lifetime supply of brown food from Iceland"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# ^^^^
So much laughter...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# haha
true true
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ^^ this
i'm sorry but ITV is for thick people who think staying in on a Saturday night watching someone else win more money then they'll ever scrounge off the council, passes as entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# What the fuck is ITV?
I don't think my television does that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Is "the public interest"
the same as what the public's interested in?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] magenta again
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "even when you lie funny" makes it special

edit: might as well put this rp here for the compo:
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# nice tablecloth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
#
ta
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# aaarrrchhh
needs more golden girl golden shower ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Boogie Boogie Boogie
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Outstanding!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Noodle, something terrible has happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Can't. Stop. Checking. Time.
www.bijint.com/en/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# That's ace!
Although I prefer 10:57 to 10:58

EDIT why do they feel the need to mention their blood type? That's a bit concerning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# for vampires who fancied a chinese
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# yeah
they should have something else instead - like sphincter diameter or nostril suck pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I opened the page on my second monitor so I don't have to switch windows.
I added the Google Gadget to my homepage. Oh god. OH GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# It's really rather obsessing isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Scarily so :(
I don't want to miss any. I'll never sleep again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# 11:08's cute
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# arse, I missed it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Each girl does 3 minute spans.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Yeesh 11:16 could do with a good dentist...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Poor, Rinka :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# she smells?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I'm sure she smells GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I think you should forward this to Rob.
Newsletter material if ever there was.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I don't read the newsletter, so I'm not too worried about submitting anything. You can feel free to do so though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# her knees are staring at me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Aichi is my favourite :3


(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# the one on now is called cats!
why is that? so intriguing.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Cats was cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ahhh miho
ahhh run away.

ok I should do something else now
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# No you should look at Hana and Honami.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Just seen that.
Pairing them up! *perspires*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I like her hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# You have two monitors?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Yeah.
Which comes in hella useful for stuff like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Woah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# extended desktop ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# oh god there's an app for that
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# have Five Star reformed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ?
Have i done a wrong-un again?
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# No, you did real good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Calendar Girls 1 Cup

Click for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! sfx, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?


hurrah it is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Morning prodge, how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# life's still shit
you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that :(
My life's pretty good right now :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha, nicely :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# phwwwoooooaaaaaaarrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha, awwwww!
he sure loves his bamboo....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Is he scared or horny?
Either way he's woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Ha, excellent
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Is that a roman numeral?
because nothing annoys me more than ambiguity in 1/l/I

also woo and click
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# No, it's a number 2.
(ok, it's a 1, but the font is a little ambiguous)
(I helped save b3ta! sfx, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# helen mirren - would
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
those things are lethal

like trying to drive a lawnmower with a Kempston joystick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# They're great cars. I loved mine.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# aye, they're good springy fun, especially if you take the doors off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# meep! meep!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# CHEDGE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# CHEDGEFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# oh arr
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Bonjour!
Ca va?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Ah oui, ca va bien! merci; et toi?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehe, or should i say hu-heee-haaaaw
have a compo roast...


is this safe for work? (slight boobage)
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# She aint never gonna stop....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hahah
a cup of tea and a slice of cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha who's the bitch now!?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# but sometimes
all you'd rather just have a fag and a good book even more than a good drive

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
Magnifique!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Woo!
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# haha, I love those cars - great for driving fast around corners
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Wonderful!!
CLICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ooo la la!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Awesome as ever sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# NING!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)
# so that's what goes on in public toilets
ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:09, archived)
# THIS FOR THE THREE RACOONS
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
# 4 racoons now
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)
# raccoonathon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Go Go Racoons
Oh for an IVV infusion
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:09, archived)
# *pumps back up again*

(just to make it a reply to each)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahahahha!
nings bobs, and ningles to the /board!

edit: ah, back to the ol' forensic gardening, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# THOUGHT I would today
was just in my profile and saw the badge

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)
# :D
*wants to add more of the signs in using the clone tool: but resists.*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hehehe
jubbly
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I prefer traditional methods myself
(knee deep in the hoopla lurking since, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# that looks sticky
Hello?

b3ta?

anyone there?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# today I have to fit a sink
edit: I've signed the wrong survey. I'll go and sit in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I painted a wall last night
Looked this morning and noticed I missed a bit

and another bit

and another bit

It's going to need a nother coat

*edit* you dolt - can't you read? While you're in the corner - you can type up the minutes from yesterday's meeting
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# yeh
that sounds like my decorating diary too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hiya!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *signs up*
Where's my milk and cookie?

I DEMAND MY MILK AND COOKIE.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Being emailed to you right now
let me know if you don't get it

It might be too big and I'll have to try yousendit.com
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hullo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT JUST SOME SHEEP THAT ANSWERS SURVEYS JUST BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# You type like a sheep.
*eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *bleats furiously*
you try typing with ungulate hooves
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# pleas type the name of the Fawlty Towers Character you see below
just so we know you're human
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# left to right
Miss Tibbs, Miss Gatsby, Major Gowan, Terry, Polly. Not pictured: Audrey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
#
Audrey Branwell Brontë
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Clever. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I'm not here
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *crosses off the list*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I'm here
but I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I am not a lurker
I posted a very minor joke about badgers in 2007
(Tarabas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Aye up there luv
hows the day treating ya?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# *raises hand...*
Lurker? me? suppose I probably count as a lurker... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Henny, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
#
I've been a bit busy lately.
(singes, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# NING!


...for no readily apparent reason other than that it features a vaguely similar sign.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Ning Zymey!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# 'Ello!
How're you this fine sunny autumn day?

Oh, and TJ: Does anyone know who created this: ?

I would like to shake his/ her/ its hand as a token of appreciation.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Cold and Hungry
and I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Cold?
Pah! It's refreshing. I took the plunge and eschewed trousers in favour of shorts today. I'm now officially a northerner.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# ha
my neighbour always wears shorts, whatever the weather - he's from Iraq
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Wearing shorts if you've had your lower legs blown off by a mine doesn't count.
In that case, they're just little trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# haha
he just kneels in his shoes

two coppers came round to see him yesterday

I was sneakily eavesdropping in the hope they'd say "Open up, it's the pigs!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# brr
I selected a long sleeved T shirt today
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Oh, I've obviously got sleeves.
I'm not crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)
# That was me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *shakes hand as token of appreciation*
See? I said I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# lol clonez

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:25, archived)
# I had half forgotten about that movie.
Good go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:35, archived)
# Cheers
Surprised it hadn't been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:37, archived)
# OMG!
YOU are my HERO!! I LOVE the movie series!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:50, archived)
# Thanks
Though I've only watched about 5 minutes of one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:51, archived)
# THIS IS
my NEW wallpaper.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Hmmm. Perhaps* I am thick
but I don't recognise the film.

*No perhaps about it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 7:23, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKTs3I68cEA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 7:26, archived)
# You play a good game boy...but the game is finished....now you die!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)
# OMG I had completely forgotten about that film
thank you for bringing this to my attention:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)
# haha! that's brilliant :D
edit: in fact, this may well mean I'll have to go see how much it is down in HMV at lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I likes :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Wow!
That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
#

meh
(QuickC4, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] bin Done? Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:44, archived)
# THEY SWING THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE
 
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Nicely
I was watching this again:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqzESY7SIqU&eurl=http://b3ta.com/links/popular/
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:47, archived)
# There goes my mind
again.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:53, archived)
[challenge entry] That was fun, back to the future with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:57, archived)
# To the tree! to the tree!
a Big Dog Gang Bang in the tree.

I laughed so fucking hard at this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:00, archived)
# You get a click
simply for the nostalgia. Plus my two-year-old loves this book, so I'll be able to read it to him in a new frame of mind, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:49, archived)
# oh man that is freaking sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:02, archived)
# FUCK, YES!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Yow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:04, archived)
# YOWSAH, YOWSAH, YOWSAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Charming
quite, quite charming.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:06, archived)
# HELLO LADYBOY!
Can't get any better than swinging in with a beer and no pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Trooper Eyes.


Click for bigger (174 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Splendid! Splendid!
Now, tea, Earl Grey, HOT.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:26, archived)
# hi Christian, can I buy a print of this?
www.starwars.com/fans/profiles/20090422.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:46, archived)
#

Think I'm buying one. Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:49, archived)
# they are pretty good huh
although the main board is usually for things you've made.
You could post a link to his stuff on links board if you were so inclined.
I still link to other people's stuff here, but it's better to make it clear you're not passing it off as your own..
because a lot of people on this site are gay little twunters with a hardon for the rules.

Also, searching for star wars paintings brings up some fairly weird shit
www.michelkoch.fr/gallery.html
I never knew so many people had a thing for naked star wars characters
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:53, archived)
#
No probs.

Spend 99% of my time on links, so assumed the lack of 'I made this!' didn't imply image theft. Great painting though.

(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:59, archived)
# sweet as
I am still trying to get this out of my mind
www.michelkoch.fr/images/illus/speed_vader.jpg (probably NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Didn't make this either....
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:09, archived)
# thieving cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Gah!
I clicked 'I like this' only to discover it's nicked.

You might consider sticking a link to his site over on /links. that would be way more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# am it sexeh teim?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Clearly not.
Dammit, where's my hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:46, archived)
# oh NO you DON'T
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:59, archived)
# AAAARGH! SAVE ME JIZZTOBRUM-MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:46, archived)
# shes almost as bad as Jocelyn Wildenstein
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:02, archived)
# bwahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:12, archived)
# You are getting dangerously close to invoking Ian Paisley here.
Beware!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 6:41, archived)
# I've met her.
She's really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I just totally invented a new Superhero.
His name is Jizztobrum-man! His super power is that he can Jizz all the way to brum from anywhere in the world! Which I thought was pointless, until I just totally remembered that Adrian Chiles lives in Birmingham, and it would be hilarious if he were constantly being spunked in the eye whilst walking down the high street.

Well anyway, here he is....

JIZZ TO BRUM MAN!



He is totally awesome! Notice how the logo on his suit is actually a J. Clever huh?

www.b3ta.com/board/9728633
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:32, archived)
# i love you Jizz to Brum Man,
even if no-one else does :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:39, archived)
# THIS IS FUCKING ACE
*Immediately buys up the film rights*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I just scrolled down after posting and noticed
the whole mindpiss scenario :D

JIZZ IN SPACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:41, archived)
# I am just picturing a big seething mass of jizz in zero gravity
DON'T GET IT IN YOUR EYES, SPACE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I'm sure it would all find it's way safely into Adrian Chiles's face.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# They have very tiny jet engines,
Jizz to Brum mans spermses.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I am still dubious as to the impact all of this will have on crime.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Are you implying that there are no crimes in Birmingham?
He could spunk in someone's eye all the way from Sao Tome and Principe just as they were running out of some bank doors after robbing it?

He could vinegar stroke into a rapists eye just as they are pulling their pants down whilst he is holidaying in the Central African Republic?

The possibilities are endless*



*endless finite
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Also, he could save the lives of people
who are choking by lubing their throats with his LONG RANGE SPUNKILES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# It would almost be funnier if he fought crime and saved lives by jizzing into people's eyes / mouths but had no super powers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:55, archived)
# and a cock for a head, it seems.
do you fly upside down?


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Well he has to spunk out of somewhere,
I totally forgot to give him a fly in his costume....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# I assumed it was velcro like those stripper pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# That would just be ridiculous!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Massive oversight :-(
I had kind of pictured him as being naked from the waist down.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Also I think we need to explain to people why he doesn't have a cape like most superheroes.
www.b3ta.com/board/9728645
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Fair point!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:55, archived)
# grreagh!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Aww, he looks SO SNUGGLEY!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Does he have a jizzmobile?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# or a jizzcave?
 
OR A JIZZ BUTLER, FOR THAT MATTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Definitely needs a jizz butler to hand him tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Yes,
it is much like Wonder Woman's invisible plane, except it isn't invisible, and it is shaped like a penis, and it isn't a plane. It is a kayak....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Haha, I read that wrong.
I thought you meant like a mobile phone that people could ring him on when they needed him to jizz into Adrian Chiles's face.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# It could also have porn on it to help him to jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Jizz to Brum Man doesn't need porn.
He once saw the shower scene in Porky's and can now spunk on cue just by thinking about it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Oh, and you know how like all superheroes become superheroes
because they are avenging someones death?

Well he is avenging his mother's death. She was that Scandinavian bird who died from internal bleeding after having sex with a horse....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:59, archived)
# This fails to explain why he is taking out his anger on Adrian Chiles.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Well he isn't.
I am just imagining how hilarious it would be if he were to take that course of action....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# So his nemesis is a horse?
That could work, lots of comic book bad guys are based on animals.

Could the horse have a special hat?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# No you fool!
His nemesis is HOARSE from shouting at his kids when they're naughty. You're totally not getting this right now dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:12, archived)
# I'm totally not :-(
Maybe I should stop writing my Dan Brown fan fiction and just go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:22, archived)
# He's a real dickhead!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# his belt is gay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# The world needs a gay superhero.
All they had previously was Robin.

And Captain Planet.

And Superted.

And Bananaman.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:58, archived)
# You also neglect Superman.
But then again, he wasn't even a superhero really. He just made that stuff up so that Lois didn't know why he was really disappearing so much. It was because he was buggering Jimmy the photographer in the bum-bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:01, archived)
# ahhh, Jimmy Olsen, the well known cross-dresser
www.tgfa.org/comics/jimmy_olsen/jimmy_olsen.htm
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:25, archived)
# you also forgot Karl Lagerfeld
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:24, archived)
# 7 o'clock Show
won't seem the same.

Although when I see Christine I am Spunkman anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:51, archived)
# I almost wholly concur,
apart from I am Jizzman when I see that gardening lady....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Reminds me of a guy at school.
Claimed he was a formula one racing driver.
And his dad was Air Chief Marshal of the RAF.
And that he invented radar out of some bits he found in a skip.
All at the tender age of 14.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# One lad at my school
reckoned Eddy Waring was his uncle. But 5 years later we found out another lad's uncle was Cliff's priest 'friend'.

Strange.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# is he in politics now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Last I heard he was in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)
# I remember a kid at my school
His dad invented a special serum that meant he could turn his head around 180 degrees. He also used to go hunting on weekends with his pump action bazooka.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# My grandfather invented the chemical that keeps paper towels together in water
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Yeah, well my grandad
uh... uh... looted a dead German?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Was it Adolf Hitler?
Is your Grandad Eva Braun?

Your grandad is totally Eva Braun!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Nah, sorry
Dockworker from East London; went awol and shagged a French bird for a bit, though, hats off to the dead bastard.

(My mum has a Nazi officer's dagger, my grandad claimed to have looted it from a German [probably dead, but can't really remember that detail] - even though it's entirely plausible given his combat role we all still think he won it in a bet.

Oh, oh, but there is a picture of Hitler somewhere, as well! Maybe he was Eva Braun after all...)
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Your grandad is totally Eva Braun!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# But Eva Braun was hot
My Grandad was marginally less hot.

Must've been age taking its toll on her.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:55, archived)
# My grandad jumped out of a plane on a training mission
and broke his back as his parachute wouldn't open till to late or something. Lazy cunt just didn't want to go to Arnhem.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Any fucking excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Workshy
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# My grandad used to drive aeroplanes in the war. Sometimes he missed the ship and had to drive them underwater for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Question-of-the-week bird!
 
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# neigh
click for BIG
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# cheers meth : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# NOW we're getting somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Hoofer on the hoof !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# spank you chunder
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I have yet to do a shop of this.
Presumably kettleman has been taken?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Yay! That's grand (national) that is
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# hahaha, hes gonna smash it with his anger
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)
# best of all the spherical reflections
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# HORSES? IN JACKETS?!
 
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I hope you get this in NZ
www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,26175022-5006347,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# hehhhehhehhh excellent
I did watch his Music Jamboree and John Safran vs God, they were funny

although we did get them years and years late..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# *stamps hoof*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Horse motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Oh dear
He'll scratch it all up with his hooves. I can forgive it, and he's looking rather dashing in that jacket. I want him to be my friend.
(SharkyMcSharkington, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# OK, that's properly good.
I'm expecting puerile from here on in.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# COWFOOT LIKES
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bored at work and no potatoshop so made some icon things in paint.
Kitty

Wolf

Bunny/monster

Woodlouse

Spider

Wadercat
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# they are shit,
you are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
#


god I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# haha.
I AM TERRIBLY MEAN sorry lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# great forum, really tops
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Oh, FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Hey Toucan, how come you work in the nighttime, what's your profession?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I am a GP trainee currently working in psychiatry.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Hey that's a cool profession.
Better than my profession.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# It pays the bills :-)
Psych nights are pretty boring though. So far tonight I've been called for one job, which was to write up some paracetamol :-|

EDIT: How rude of me, what is your profession?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Well, if that's all you have to do then frankly I'm glad your pay is being frozen.
Yeahhhh, I went there.

And my profession is bein' a student.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# That doesn't affect junior docs like myself so HA!
And in two months I'll be working my arse off in A&E.
THEN I'll be earning my money.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Can I have some morphine please?
When they gave me morphine last time I was in hospital, I was like, WOW! THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME! GIVE ME MORE MORPHINE! and my male nurse who looked like Turk was like totally No man, you can't have more, and I was like totally YOU LOOK LIKE TURK! I LIKE TURK! BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU WON'T GIVE ME MORE MORPHINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Of course you can have morphine. Morphine for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Ah man!
You're totally better than Turk Nurse! Now all you have to do is move to either Queen Mary's in Sidcup or Queen Elizabeth in Woolwich and we're totally on!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# When I did my first job I was desperately hoping it would be like Scrubs. My initials are JD and my best friend was black and doing surgery.
Sadly it was all boring instead like Grey's Anatomy :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)
# That sucks dude!
If you want excitement, seriously, move to a hospital near me. I am always getting into whacky scrapes! I think next time I will probably damage my legs in some way as they are totally overdue!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Good idea!
Sadly I'm stuck in Brum for the next 3 years but you're welcome to send me pictures of your injuries to keep me entertained.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# What drugs do you give people when they get superglue on their fingers and then use sandpaper to remove some of it and it hurts like fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# A drugs test.
You can take yours now.
Also, have some morphine. Everyone else is.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# On the plus side I'm now missing a fingerprint
What crimes shall I commit using only my left forefinger?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Rapes
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Steal a thimble.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Or one of those monster finger puppets made of rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Or Fingermouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Or a freakishly large straw.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# No, no. no!
I know what you should steal!

A piece of string!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Oh wait!
You should totally steal loads of those jelly wedding rings! You can get like a thousand of those on one finger! That would totally be £10 of booty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I like this idea most.
But I do like Fingermouse.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Then do it!
DO IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Poke a badger to death.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# That sounds dangerous.
Although you are a doctor...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
# It's fairly safe as long as you remember to go for the eyes first.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Is your professional full-time internet cool dude?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Yeah man.
So cool I replied to this fashionably late.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Are you here as part of your training?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# what's that supposed to mean?
...and where do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Oh man I've just coated my finger in superglu, fuck
Help guys it feels weird.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# STOP TYPING
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# it's just a good thing that his fingers were stuck to the
OHMANIVEJUSTCOATEDMYFINGERINSUPERGLUEFUCK keys
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Yeah, that was pretty lucky.
By all rights they should be stuck to his penis.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# LOL I JUST SPAT CHICKEN ALL OVER MY MONITOR!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Eurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I JUST EJECTED COFFEE FROM ALL MY ORIFICES OVER ALL MY SENSITIVE EQUIPMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I AM JAMMING RICE IN BETWEEN THE KEYS OF MY KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:56, archived)
# STOP WASTING CHICKEN
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)
# You have pretty eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# No, I'm on here because the only things to entertain me in this room are a kettle and a pile of women's magazines.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# we're happy to rate at least one notch above women's magazines :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# ...unless he's read them all already
Hmmmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I may have flicked through a couple of them.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Wank off into the kettle,
using the womens magazines as wank fodder! That's totally what I would do!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Is that why my tea tastes funny?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Ha!
I wish I could spunk all the way to Birmingham!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Best superpower ever.
You could wear a cape and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I dunno,
I wouldn't wanna burst a hole in the cape if a breeze caught it on the vinegar strokes....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Fair point.
Maybe just a cool mask like Batman then.

You'd need a superhero name too.
Something like 'Captain Jizzesfuckingmiles' only less shit.
And maybe a masked sidekick who follows you round with a box of tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I shall call myself:
SPUNKTOBRUMAN!

I am totally gonna make him an outfit now and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# But that implies you can only spunk to Brum, no matter where on the planet you are. Possibly even if you're in space.
How would that help you fight crime?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# THESE WIN
so much

awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# :D
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# These are very average and I have no strong feelings towards them.
There, now you have all three viewpoints :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Your comments are important to us as they help us to improve our service.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Wadercat!
Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Wadercat put lipstick on specially for you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Squeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Way to go Wadercat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# He gets everywhere, the cheeky scamp.
the cheeky scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
# BUNNYMONSTA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I couldn't decide whether they were arms or ears.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# The Bunny Monster totally looks like the monster
from the old monster munch adverts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# awwwww
lovely

here are mine

 
 


(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Yours are fantastic.
And I would happily have either as my user icon.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# cheers
I did them as grey vector traces and reduced them before tinkering with the pixels, because just filtering them looked like shit.

 
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Awww
Those are lovely kitties! They look like they deserve to be immortalised as pixels.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:30, archived)
# yes they are nice cats
Posh still lives with me, Gus is in a box on the shelf where he often used to sit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnN0gTmhpWA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:42, archived)
# I apologise for my pitiable lack of drawing skillz


Looks like I was wrong: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momentum
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# WE ARE ARTISTS
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# YES WE ARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# that first line sounds like the opening line from a movie
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Second line:
"Actually, we're in Dumfries."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# *pulls out a gun*
*blows out own brains*

Thus concluded the shortest film ever....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# The first rule of makin' movies is you've got to be able to sum up the plot in a sentence beginning "IN A WORLD WHERE"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# IN A WORLD WHERE MOVIES ARE SUMMED UP BY IN A WORLD WHERE MOVIES ARE SUMMED UP BY IN A WORLD WHERE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# You don't argue with Newton!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Yeah, cos he shot an apple off his son's head
then invented gravity.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I thought that was the Lone Ranger?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Nah,
he just had a TV show and a horse called Trigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# That was "Only Fools and Horses"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Very moving )))>
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# *SPANG*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Aaaah . . . thanx . . . I needed that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# you have an armadillo chasing your post
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I'm saving it for brefast . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Hahaha
You're very good at drawing ovals.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Thanks!
*feels validated*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Yes but
Just because it's on wikipedia, doesn't mean it's true.
(SharkyMcSharkington, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Ha!
*edits wiki*
*wins argument*

Edit: Hai new person! Make us a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Hello
It has been ages since I actually made stuff. Hopefully this will suffice until I stop being so lazy.

(SharkyMcSharkington, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# ART
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# This is art
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I MEANT THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# thanks for the reminder sir sand goblin
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# IT IS ART
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# thanks for the ARTminder
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhhhah
 
RAARRRRRRR I ARE SCARY MONSTRUM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:56, archived)
# thanks for these flowers sir sand goblin
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# How sweet!
*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# What brings you /board way sir?
Nice to see you, like. You joining in the gayshift?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I am attempting not to brainsplode!
Same reason as ever I guess, just that I rarely go mentalwrong any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Not a bad thing
or good. Either way. It doesn't pay to think too much. Let Jacob's Creek take the strain. Or Lindeman's if you have to. God, not Stowell's. Ah well, needs must. Their Merlot is PARTICULARLY barely drinkable.


(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# shouting
mega mega white thing
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Candy-Gram !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# What am I expected to do for them?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Mr Knobby
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this picture because I can clearly see two cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# actually,
i would suck him off for a hundred quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Would you leg him empty his gunge tanks all over your face?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# ew!
also: bit.ly/1t1xc

ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# maybe for an extra hundred.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Ugh.
Those shorts! What was he thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# "I am on holiday and I would like some shorts to wear while I am on holiday, these will do"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# WhatI really like about this
is the shadow of her hand on the cdc. Someone (camel) has thought about this.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# hehehe
good to know my work doesn't go un-noticed. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I like the way the cock matches the bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Leg Dancers At Night
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Mmmmmmm,
What sexy amputees!

Have a woo and a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# It is rare to find twins !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
stumpy
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I think the big girl must be from Warsaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Very astute of you . . . you know your geographisaties !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# nice shoes!
and now i'm off to watch aliens.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Great . . . they will watch you too . . . gnight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# dual-fwap.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Slide on down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)

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