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(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahah
god i loved that book
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Sorry to TJ, but look what just arrived for me!

Got it on ebay for £1.99 + p&p. Second largest denomination ever. *doctorevils*

The largest if you were wondering is the 1946 Hungarian Milliard B-Pengo which translated to a quintillion pengos (short scale)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Ace!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# haha
so how much is that worth in £? I'm guessing about 10p
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# £0.17
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Zero
The $Z was stopped in April. Before then it might have been worth a little, for a few hours maybe.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# That's nothing, look what I got!!!!!!!!111!!!!!£!!

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Wow.
That'll actually buy beans on toast...
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Wouldn't have taken long
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I think it'd've taken all the time in the world
*sings*
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha, wtf!?
BLD, please give me your bank details so i can exchange you for $145,678 billion US
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# i bought one of those too :D
it hasn't arrived yet, but my new Converse are coming today \o/
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# eleventy?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# As someone living near Derbyshire I find this highly correct
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Oh go on then...


(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is there anything the multitalented sock hasn't done?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Is that the Def Leppard font?
(or similar 80s metal band)

:D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Defo seen it on Rock Band
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# New Saturday night game show "in the public interest."
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# pikeys on spikes
I'd watch that
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ^this
There's a bunch of them breeding next door but one from me, if they need contestants.

They're up to four kids already, and have turned the front yard into their own personal scrap yard.

Thank god they're only renting. Presumably when Mr. Pikey manges to get Mrs. Pikey up the duff again, the council will pay for them to move to a larger premesis. Hopefuly this will happen before they buy a fucking pit bull.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# there is some debate over whether 'pikey' is an unacceptable racial slur
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# unacceptable to whom?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Pikeys
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# aha - I don't know
I'm sitting on the fence
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# go on...
'fes up...

you're trying not to say "pikeys", aren't you ;)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Scum.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I read that in the Guardian
the lady concerned wouldn't answer my comment when I pointed out that Frank Gallagher describes the whole cast of Shameless as pikeys in the opening credits of every episode, yet she only got it together to write an article when Hammond implied that he might be one in Top Gear...but then the Guardian love to knock Top Gear and anyone that watches it
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# "Pikey" is an abbreviation of "turnpike"
and, as such, derives from a reference to itinerant labourers in the 17th and 18th centuries ("turnpike riders", IIRC). It's got connotations of snobbery, but I don't see the racism...
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Travellers are a race now
which is why you can't say gyppo either
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# funny that.
When the "Gyp" in Gypsie comes from "Egyptian", and has nothing to do with the races who currently claim the term.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Traveller and gypsy are different.
"Gypsy" is a contraction of "Egyptian", which is where members of this particular nomadic community were mistakenly thought to originate when they arrived in England in the 16th century. (In fact, they're from northern India originally; yep: the English response was "Darkies all look the same to me" even then....)

There's nothing ethnically determinate about a traveller.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Except
for their proliferate breeding and possession of very ill looking Horses
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# If "pikey" is a race, then I'm up for a spot of ethnic cleansing.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Quote of the week.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
#
the acceptable term is 'Irish Tinkers'
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# "Pikey on a Spikey"
Oh, yes.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# LOL MATE I'M UP ON THIS FUCKIN' SIGN MATE.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Poles on the Dole
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# put a donk on it!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# 99% of the world's problems
can be solved by putting a donk on them

FACT
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# ITV shirley?
Climb the pole and win £10! Amazing!

I fucking hate ITV.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# You are correct.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I fucking hate TV.
Apart from a handful of panel shows, and NCIS.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# and Rebus
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I hate TV too.
It killed my father....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Was he a radio star?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# It is very funny you should say that.
As soon as I posted that message I went off to confirm what I thought to be true, that Hans Zimmer was in The Buggles.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# You are Emu
aicmfp
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Did you ever do biology?
Emu could not have possibly been Rod Hull's son ;)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Oh I don't know,
I'm sure Emu had SOME Rod in him ;)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# that's too difficult for ITV
"Which of these is the right answer:

a) this one
b) not this one
c) not this one either

text a, b or c to 5318008 to win a lifetime supply of brown food from Iceland"
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# ^^^^
So much laughter...
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# haha
true true
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ^^ this
i'm sorry but ITV is for thick people who think staying in on a Saturday night watching someone else win more money then they'll ever scrounge off the council, passes as entertainment
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# What the fuck is ITV?
I don't think my television does that
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Is "the public interest"
the same as what the public's interested in?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] magenta again
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "even when you lie funny" makes it special

edit: might as well put this rp here for the compo:
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# nice tablecloth
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# thanks
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
#
ta
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# aaarrrchhh
needs more golden girl golden shower ;)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Boogie Boogie Boogie
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Outstanding!
:D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Noodle, something terrible has happened.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Can't. Stop. Checking. Time.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# That's ace!
Although I prefer 10:57 to 10:58

EDIT why do they feel the need to mention their blood type? That's a bit concerning.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# for vampires who fancied a chinese
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# yeah
they should have something else instead - like sphincter diameter or nostril suck pressure
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I opened the page on my second monitor so I don't have to switch windows.
I added the Google Gadget to my homepage. Oh god. OH GOD.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# It's really rather obsessing isn't it?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Scarily so :(
I don't want to miss any. I'll never sleep again.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# 11:08's cute
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# arse, I missed it
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Each girl does 3 minute spans.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Yeesh 11:16 could do with a good dentist...
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Poor, Rinka :C
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# she smells?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I'm sure she smells GORGEOUS.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I think you should forward this to Rob.
Newsletter material if ever there was.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I don't read the newsletter, so I'm not too worried about submitting anything. You can feel free to do so though.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# her knees are staring at me
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Aichi is my favourite :3


(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# the one on now is called cats!
why is that? so intriguing.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Cats was cute.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ahhh miho
ahhh run away.

ok I should do something else now
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# No you should look at Hana and Honami.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Just seen that.
Pairing them up! *perspires*
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I like her hair.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# You have two monitors?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Yeah.
Which comes in hella useful for stuff like this.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Woah.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# extended desktop ftw!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# oh god there's an app for that
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# have Five Star reformed?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ?
Have i done a wrong-un again?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# No, you did real good.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Calendar Girls 1 Cup
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?


hurrah it is
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Morning prodge, how's it going?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# life's still shit
you?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that :(
My life's pretty good right now :]
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha, nicely :D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# phwwwoooooaaaaaaarrrrrr!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha, awwwww!
he sure loves his bamboo....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Is he scared or horny?
Either way he's woosome!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Ha, excellent
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Is that a roman numeral?
because nothing annoys me more than ambiguity in 1/l/I

also woo and click
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# No, it's a number 2.
(ok, it's a 1, but the font is a little ambiguous)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# helen mirren - would
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
those things are lethal

like trying to drive a lawnmower with a Kempston joystick
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# They're great cars. I loved mine.
:D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# aye, they're good springy fun, especially if you take the doors off
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# meep! meep!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# CHEDGE

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# CHEDGEFAIL
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# oh arr
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Bonjour!
Ca va?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Ah oui, ca va bien! merci; et toi?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehe, or should i say hu-heee-haaaaw
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha christ
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# She aint never gonna stop....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hahah
a cup of tea and a slice of cock
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha who's the bitch now!?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# but sometimes
all you'd rather just have a fag and a good book even more than a good drive

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
Magnifique!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Woo!
I love this.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# haha, I love those cars - great for driving fast around corners
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Wonderful!!
CLICKS!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ooo la la!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Awesome as ever sir!
:)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# NING!!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)
# so that's what goes on in public toilets
ning sir
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:09, archived)
# THIS FOR THE THREE RACOONS
:)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
# 4 racoons now
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)
# raccoonathon!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Go Go Racoons
Oh for an IVV infusion
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:09, archived)
# *pumps back up again*

(just to make it a reply to each)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahahahha!
nings bobs, and ningles to the /board!

edit: ah, back to the ol' forensic gardening, eh?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# THOUGHT I would today
was just in my profile and saw the badge

:)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)
# :D
*wants to add more of the signs in using the clone tool: but resists.*
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hehehe
jubbly
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I prefer traditional methods myself
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# that looks sticky
Hello?

b3ta?

anyone there?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# today I have to fit a sink
edit: I've signed the wrong survey. I'll go and sit in the corner.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I painted a wall last night
Looked this morning and noticed I missed a bit

and another bit

and another bit

It's going to need a nother coat

*edit* you dolt - can't you read? While you're in the corner - you can type up the minutes from yesterday's meeting
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# yeh
that sounds like my decorating diary too
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hiya!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *signs up*
Where's my milk and cookie?

I DEMAND MY MILK AND COOKIE.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Being emailed to you right now
let me know if you don't get it

It might be too big and I'll have to try yousendit.com
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hullo.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT JUST SOME SHEEP THAT ANSWERS SURVEYS JUST BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TOO
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# You type like a sheep.
*eyes suspiciously*
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *bleats furiously*
you try typing with ungulate hooves
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# pleas type the name of the Fawlty Towers Character you see below
just so we know you're human
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# left to right
Miss Tibbs, Miss Gatsby, Major Gowan, Terry, Polly. Not pictured: Audrey
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
#
Audrey Branwell Brontë
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Clever. :)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I'm not here
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *crosses off the list*
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# what?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I'm here
but I'm not
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I am not a lurker
I posted a very minor joke about badgers in 2007
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Aye up there luv
hows the day treating ya?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# *raises hand...*
Lurker? me? suppose I probably count as a lurker... :)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
#
I've been a bit busy lately.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Fixed.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# NING!


...for no readily apparent reason other than that it features a vaguely similar sign.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Tee hee!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Ning Zymey!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# 'Ello!
How're you this fine sunny autumn day?

Oh, and TJ: Does anyone know who created this: ?

I would like to shake his/ her/ its hand as a token of appreciation.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Cold and Hungry
and I don't know
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Cold?
Pah! It's refreshing. I took the plunge and eschewed trousers in favour of shorts today. I'm now officially a northerner.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# ha
my neighbour always wears shorts, whatever the weather - he's from Iraq
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Wearing shorts if you've had your lower legs blown off by a mine doesn't count.
In that case, they're just little trousers.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# haha
he just kneels in his shoes

two coppers came round to see him yesterday

I was sneakily eavesdropping in the hope they'd say "Open up, it's the pigs!"
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# brr
I selected a long sleeved T shirt today
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Oh, I've obviously got sleeves.
I'm not crazy.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)
# That was me :D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *shakes hand as token of appreciation*
See? I said I would.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# lol clonez

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:25, archived)
# I had half forgotten about that movie.
Good go.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:35, archived)
# Cheers
Surprised it hadn't been done.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:37, archived)
# OMG!
YOU are my HERO!! I LOVE the movie series!!!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:50, archived)
# Thanks
Though I've only watched about 5 minutes of one of them
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:51, archived)
# THIS IS
my NEW wallpaper.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Hmmm. Perhaps* I am thick
but I don't recognise the film.

*No perhaps about it.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 7:23, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 7:26, archived)
# You play a good game boy...but the game is finished....now you die!!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)
# OMG I had completely forgotten about that film
thank you for bringing this to my attention:)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)
# haha! that's brilliant :D
edit: in fact, this may well mean I'll have to go see how much it is down in HMV at lunch...
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I likes :)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Wow!
That's brilliant!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
#

meh
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] bin Done? Shirley?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:44, archived)
# THEY SWING THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE
 
yay!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Nicely
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:47, archived)
# There goes my mind
again.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:53, archived)
[challenge entry] That was fun, back to the future with it.

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:57, archived)
# To the tree! to the tree!
a Big Dog Gang Bang in the tree.

I laughed so fucking hard at this
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:00, archived)
# You get a click
simply for the nostalgia. Plus my two-year-old loves this book, so I'll be able to read it to him in a new frame of mind, now.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:49, archived)
# oh man that is freaking sweet
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:02, archived)
# FUCK, YES!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Yow
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:04, archived)
# YOWSAH, YOWSAH, YOWSAH!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Charming
quite, quite charming.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:06, archived)
# HELLO LADYBOY!
Can't get any better than swinging in with a beer and no pants!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Trooper Eyes.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Splendid! Splendid!
Now, tea, Earl Grey, HOT.

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:26, archived)
# hi Christian, can I buy a print of this?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:46, archived)
#

Think I'm buying one. Love it.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:49, archived)
# they are pretty good huh
although the main board is usually for things you've made.
You could post a link to his stuff on links board if you were so inclined.
I still link to other people's stuff here, but it's better to make it clear you're not passing it off as your own..
because a lot of people on this site are gay little twunters with a hardon for the rules.

Also, searching for star wars paintings brings up some fairly weird shit
www.michelkoch.fr/gallery.html
I never knew so many people had a thing for naked star wars characters
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:53, archived)
#
No probs.

Spend 99% of my time on links, so assumed the lack of 'I made this!' didn't imply image theft. Great painting though.

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:59, archived)
# sweet as
I am still trying to get this out of my mind
www.michelkoch.fr/images/illus/speed_vader.jpg (probably NSFW)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Didn't make this either....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:09, archived)
# thieving cunt
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Gah!
I clicked 'I like this' only to discover it's nicked.

You might consider sticking a link to his site over on /links. that would be way more appropriate.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# am it sexeh teim?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Clearly not.
Dammit, where's my hammer?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:46, archived)
# oh NO you DON'T
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:59, archived)
# AAAARGH! SAVE ME JIZZTOBRUM-MAN!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:46, archived)
# shes almost as bad as Jocelyn Wildenstein
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:02, archived)
# bwahahaa
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:12, archived)
# You are getting dangerously close to invoking Ian Paisley here.
Beware!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 6:41, archived)
# I've met her.
She's really nice.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I just totally invented a new Superhero.
His name is Jizztobrum-man! His super power is that he can Jizz all the way to brum from anywhere in the world! Which I thought was pointless, until I just totally remembered that Adrian Chiles lives in Birmingham, and it would be hilarious if he were constantly being spunked in the eye whilst walking down the high street.

Well anyway, here he is....

JIZZ TO BRUM MAN!



He is totally awesome! Notice how the logo on his suit is actually a J. Clever huh?

www.b3ta.com/board/9728633
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:32, archived)
# i love you Jizz to Brum Man,
even if no-one else does :(
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:39, archived)
# THIS IS FUCKING ACE
*Immediately buys up the film rights*
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I just scrolled down after posting and noticed
the whole mindpiss scenario :D

JIZZ IN SPACE!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:41, archived)
# I am just picturing a big seething mass of jizz in zero gravity
DON'T GET IT IN YOUR EYES, SPACE MAN
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I'm sure it would all find it's way safely into Adrian Chiles's face.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# They have very tiny jet engines,
Jizz to Brum mans spermses.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I am still dubious as to the impact all of this will have on crime.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Are you implying that there are no crimes in Birmingham?
He could spunk in someone's eye all the way from Sao Tome and Principe just as they were running out of some bank doors after robbing it?

He could vinegar stroke into a rapists eye just as they are pulling their pants down whilst he is holidaying in the Central African Republic?

The possibilities are endless*



*endless finite
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Also, he could save the lives of people
who are choking by lubing their throats with his LONG RANGE SPUNKILES!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# It would almost be funnier if he fought crime and saved lives by jizzing into people's eyes / mouths but had no super powers.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:55, archived)
# and a cock for a head, it seems.
do you fly upside down?


 
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Well he has to spunk out of somewhere,
I totally forgot to give him a fly in his costume....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# I assumed it was velcro like those stripper pants.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# That would just be ridiculous!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Massive oversight :-(
I had kind of pictured him as being naked from the waist down.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Also I think we need to explain to people why he doesn't have a cape like most superheroes.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Fair point!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:55, archived)
# grreagh!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Aww, he looks SO SNUGGLEY!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Does he have a jizzmobile?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# or a jizzcave?
 
OR A JIZZ BUTLER, FOR THAT MATTER
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Definitely needs a jizz butler to hand him tissues.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Yes,
it is much like Wonder Woman's invisible plane, except it isn't invisible, and it is shaped like a penis, and it isn't a plane. It is a kayak....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Haha, I read that wrong.
I thought you meant like a mobile phone that people could ring him on when they needed him to jizz into Adrian Chiles's face.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# It could also have porn on it to help him to jizz.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Jizz to Brum Man doesn't need porn.
He once saw the shower scene in Porky's and can now spunk on cue just by thinking about it....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Oh, and you know how like all superheroes become superheroes
because they are avenging someones death?

Well he is avenging his mother's death. She was that Scandinavian bird who died from internal bleeding after having sex with a horse....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:59, archived)
# This fails to explain why he is taking out his anger on Adrian Chiles.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Well he isn't.
I am just imagining how hilarious it would be if he were to take that course of action....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# So his nemesis is a horse?
That could work, lots of comic book bad guys are based on animals.

Could the horse have a special hat?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# No you fool!
His nemesis is HOARSE from shouting at his kids when they're naughty. You're totally not getting this right now dude!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:12, archived)
# I'm totally not :-(
Maybe I should stop writing my Dan Brown fan fiction and just go to bed.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:22, archived)
# He's a real dickhead!
Arf!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# LOLS!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# his belt is gay
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# The world needs a gay superhero.
All they had previously was Robin.

And Captain Planet.

And Superted.

And Bananaman.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:58, archived)
# You also neglect Superman.
But then again, he wasn't even a superhero really. He just made that stuff up so that Lois didn't know why he was really disappearing so much. It was because he was buggering Jimmy the photographer in the bum-bum.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:01, archived)
# ahhh, Jimmy Olsen, the well known cross-dresser
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:25, archived)
# you also forgot Karl Lagerfeld
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:24, archived)
# 7 o'clock Show
won't seem the same.

Although when I see Christine I am Spunkman anyway.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:51, archived)
# I almost wholly concur,
apart from I am Jizzman when I see that gardening lady....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I dunno
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Reminds me of a guy at school.
Claimed he was a formula one racing driver.
And his dad was Air Chief Marshal of the RAF.
And that he invented radar out of some bits he found in a skip.
All at the tender age of 14.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# One lad at my school
reckoned Eddy Waring was his uncle. But 5 years later we found out another lad's uncle was Cliff's priest 'friend'.

Strange.

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# is he in politics now
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Last I heard he was in prison.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)
# I remember a kid at my school
His dad invented a special serum that meant he could turn his head around 180 degrees. He also used to go hunting on weekends with his pump action bazooka.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# My grandfather invented the chemical that keeps paper towels together in water
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Yeah, well my grandad
uh... uh... looted a dead German?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Was it Adolf Hitler?
Is your Grandad Eva Braun?

Your grandad is totally Eva Braun!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Nah, sorry
Dockworker from East London; went awol and shagged a French bird for a bit, though, hats off to the dead bastard.

(My mum has a Nazi officer's dagger, my grandad claimed to have looted it from a German [probably dead, but can't really remember that detail] - even though it's entirely plausible given his combat role we all still think he won it in a bet.

Oh, oh, but there is a picture of Hitler somewhere, as well! Maybe he was Eva Braun after all...)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Your grandad is totally Eva Braun!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# But Eva Braun was hot
My Grandad was marginally less hot.

Must've been age taking its toll on her.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:55, archived)
# My grandad jumped out of a plane on a training mission
and broke his back as his parachute wouldn't open till to late or something. Lazy cunt just didn't want to go to Arnhem.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Any fucking excuse.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Workshy
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# My grandad used to drive aeroplanes in the war. Sometimes he missed the ship and had to drive them underwater for a bit.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Question-of-the-week bird!
 
woosome
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# neigh
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Great stuff!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# cheers meth : )
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# NOW we're getting somewhere.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Hoofer on the hoof !
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Very good
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
# spank you chunder
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I have yet to do a shop of this.
Presumably kettleman has been taken?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Yay! That's grand (national) that is
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
# hahaha, hes gonna smash it with his anger
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)
# best of all the spherical reflections
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# HORSES? IN JACKETS?!
 
woo
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I hope you get this in NZ
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# hehhhehhehhh excellent
I did watch his Music Jamboree and John Safran vs God, they were funny

although we did get them years and years late..
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# *stamps hoof*
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Horse motherfucker.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Oh dear
He'll scratch it all up with his hooves. I can forgive it, and he's looking rather dashing in that jacket. I want him to be my friend.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# OK, that's properly good.
I'm expecting puerile from here on in.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# COWFOOT LIKES
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bored at work and no potatoshop so made some icon things in paint.
Kitty

Wolf

Bunny/monster

Woodlouse

Spider

Wadercat
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# they are shit,
you are shit.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
#


god I'm bored
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# haha.
I AM TERRIBLY MEAN sorry lolz
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# great forum, really tops
 

 
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Oh, FUCK.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Hey Toucan, how come you work in the nighttime, what's your profession?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I am a GP trainee currently working in psychiatry.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Hey that's a cool profession.
Better than my profession.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# It pays the bills :-)
Psych nights are pretty boring though. So far tonight I've been called for one job, which was to write up some paracetamol :-|

EDIT: How rude of me, what is your profession?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Well, if that's all you have to do then frankly I'm glad your pay is being frozen.
Yeahhhh, I went there.

And my profession is bein' a student.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# That doesn't affect junior docs like myself so HA!
And in two months I'll be working my arse off in A&E.
THEN I'll be earning my money.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Can I have some morphine please?
When they gave me morphine last time I was in hospital, I was like, WOW! THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME! GIVE ME MORE MORPHINE! and my male nurse who looked like Turk was like totally No man, you can't have more, and I was like totally YOU LOOK LIKE TURK! I LIKE TURK! BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU WON'T GIVE ME MORE MORPHINE!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Of course you can have morphine. Morphine for everyone!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Ah man!
You're totally better than Turk Nurse! Now all you have to do is move to either Queen Mary's in Sidcup or Queen Elizabeth in Woolwich and we're totally on!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# When I did my first job I was desperately hoping it would be like Scrubs. My initials are JD and my best friend was black and doing surgery.
Sadly it was all boring instead like Grey's Anatomy :-(
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)
# That sucks dude!
If you want excitement, seriously, move to a hospital near me. I am always getting into whacky scrapes! I think next time I will probably damage my legs in some way as they are totally overdue!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Good idea!
Sadly I'm stuck in Brum for the next 3 years but you're welcome to send me pictures of your injuries to keep me entertained.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# What drugs do you give people when they get superglue on their fingers and then use sandpaper to remove some of it and it hurts like fuck?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# A drugs test.
You can take yours now.
Also, have some morphine. Everyone else is.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# On the plus side I'm now missing a fingerprint
What crimes shall I commit using only my left forefinger?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Rapes
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Steal a thimble.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Or one of those monster finger puppets made of rubber.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Or Fingermouse.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Or a freakishly large straw.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# No, no. no!
I know what you should steal!

A piece of string!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Oh wait!
You should totally steal loads of those jelly wedding rings! You can get like a thousand of those on one finger! That would totally be £10 of booty!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I like this idea most.
But I do like Fingermouse.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Then do it!
DO IT NOW!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Poke a badger to death.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# That sounds dangerous.
Although you are a doctor...
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
# It's fairly safe as long as you remember to go for the eyes first.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Is your professional full-time internet cool dude?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Yeah man.
So cool I replied to this fashionably late.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Are you here as part of your training?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# what's that supposed to mean?
...and where do you live?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Oh man I've just coated my finger in superglu, fuck
Help guys it feels weird.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# STOP TYPING
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# it's just a good thing that his fingers were stuck to the
OHMANIVEJUSTCOATEDMYFINGERINSUPERGLUEFUCK keys
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Yeah, that was pretty lucky.
By all rights they should be stuck to his penis.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# LOL I JUST SPAT CHICKEN ALL OVER MY MONITOR!!!!!!!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Eurgh.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I JUST EJECTED COFFEE FROM ALL MY ORIFICES OVER ALL MY SENSITIVE EQUIPMENT
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I AM JAMMING RICE IN BETWEEN THE KEYS OF MY KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:56, archived)
# STOP WASTING CHICKEN
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)
# You have pretty eyes!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# No, I'm on here because the only things to entertain me in this room are a kettle and a pile of women's magazines.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# we're happy to rate at least one notch above women's magazines :)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# ...unless he's read them all already
Hmmmmmm....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I may have flicked through a couple of them.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Wank off into the kettle,
using the womens magazines as wank fodder! That's totally what I would do!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Is that why my tea tastes funny?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Ha!
I wish I could spunk all the way to Birmingham!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Best superpower ever.
You could wear a cape and everything.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I dunno,
I wouldn't wanna burst a hole in the cape if a breeze caught it on the vinegar strokes....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Fair point.
Maybe just a cool mask like Batman then.

You'd need a superhero name too.
Something like 'Captain Jizzesfuckingmiles' only less shit.
And maybe a masked sidekick who follows you round with a box of tissues.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I shall call myself:
SPUNKTOBRUMAN!

I am totally gonna make him an outfit now and everything!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# But that implies you can only spunk to Brum, no matter where on the planet you are. Possibly even if you're in space.
How would that help you fight crime?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# THESE WIN
so much

awesome!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# :D
Cheers!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# These are very average and I have no strong feelings towards them.
There, now you have all three viewpoints :D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Your comments are important to us as they help us to improve our service.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Wadercat!
Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Wadercat put lipstick on specially for you.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Squeeee!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Way to go Wadercat !
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# He gets everywhere, the cheeky scamp.
the cheeky scamp.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:55, archived)
# BUNNYMONSTA
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I couldn't decide whether they were arms or ears.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# The Bunny Monster totally looks like the monster
from the old monster munch adverts!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
# awwwww
lovely

here are mine

 
 


(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Yours are fantastic.
And I would happily have either as my user icon.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# cheers
I did them as grey vector traces and reduced them before tinkering with the pixels, because just filtering them looked like shit.

 
 
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Awww
Those are lovely kitties! They look like they deserve to be immortalised as pixels.

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:30, archived)
# yes they are nice cats
Posh still lives with me, Gus is in a box on the shelf where he often used to sit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnN0gTmhpWA
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:42, archived)
# I apologise for my pitiable lack of drawing skillz


Looks like I was wrong: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momentum
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# WE ARE ARTISTS
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# YES WE ARE.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# that first line sounds like the opening line from a movie
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Second line:
"Actually, we're in Dumfries."
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# *pulls out a gun*
*blows out own brains*

Thus concluded the shortest film ever....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# The first rule of makin' movies is you've got to be able to sum up the plot in a sentence beginning "IN A WORLD WHERE"
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# IN A WORLD WHERE MOVIES ARE SUMMED UP BY IN A WORLD WHERE MOVIES ARE SUMMED UP BY IN A WORLD WHERE
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# You don't argue with Newton!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Yeah, cos he shot an apple off his son's head
then invented gravity.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I thought that was the Lone Ranger?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Nah,
he just had a TV show and a horse called Trigger.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# That was "Only Fools and Horses"
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Very moving )))>
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# *SPANG*
:D
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Aaaah . . . thanx . . . I needed that !
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# you have an armadillo chasing your post
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I'm saving it for brefast . . .
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Hahaha
You're very good at drawing ovals.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Thanks!
*feels validated*
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Yes but
Just because it's on wikipedia, doesn't mean it's true.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Ha!
*edits wiki*
*wins argument*

Edit: Hai new person! Make us a picture!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Hello
It has been ages since I actually made stuff. Hopefully this will suffice until I stop being so lazy.

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# ART
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# This is art
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I MEANT THIS
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# thanks for the reminder sir sand goblin
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# IT IS ART
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# thanks for the ARTminder
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhhhah
 
RAARRRRRRR I ARE SCARY MONSTRUM
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:56, archived)
# thanks for these flowers sir sand goblin
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# How sweet!
*eats*
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# What brings you /board way sir?
Nice to see you, like. You joining in the gayshift?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I am attempting not to brainsplode!
Same reason as ever I guess, just that I rarely go mentalwrong any more.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Not a bad thing
or good. Either way. It doesn't pay to think too much. Let Jacob's Creek take the strain. Or Lindeman's if you have to. God, not Stowell's. Ah well, needs must. Their Merlot is PARTICULARLY barely drinkable.


(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# shouting
mega mega white thing
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Candy-Gram !
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# What am I expected to do for them?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Mr Knobby
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this picture because I can clearly see two cocks.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# actually,
i would suck him off for a hundred quid.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Would you leg him empty his gunge tanks all over your face?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# ew!
also: bit.ly/1t1xc

ahahah
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# maybe for an extra hundred.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Ugh.
Those shorts! What was he thinking?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# "I am on holiday and I would like some shorts to wear while I am on holiday, these will do"
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# WhatI really like about this
is the shadow of her hand on the cdc. Someone (camel) has thought about this.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# hehehe
good to know my work doesn't go un-noticed. ;)
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I like the way the cock matches the bikini.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Leg Dancers At Night
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Mmmmmmm,
What sexy amputees!

Have a woo and a click.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# It is rare to find twins !
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
stumpy
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I think the big girl must be from Warsaw.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Very astute of you . . . you know your geographisaties !
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# nice shoes!
and now i'm off to watch aliens.
g'night all
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Great . . . they will watch you too . . . gnight !
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# dual-fwap.
Thanks.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Slide on down !
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)

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