Hahaha
Sorry to TJ, but look what just arrived for me!
Got it on ebay for £1.99 + p&p. Second largest denomination ever. *doctorevils*
The largest if you were wondering is the 1946 Hungarian Milliard B-Pengo which translated to a quintillion pengos (short scale)
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Got it on ebay for £1.99 + p&p. Second largest denomination ever. *doctorevils*
The largest if you were wondering is the 1946 Hungarian Milliard B-Pengo which translated to a quintillion pengos (short scale)
Zero
The $Z was stopped in April. Before then it might have been worth a little, for a few hours maybe.
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hahaha, wtf!?
BLD, please give me your bank details so i can exchange you for $145,678 billion US
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i bought one of those too :D
it hasn't arrived yet, but my new Converse are coming today \o/
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^this
There's a bunch of them breeding next door but one from me, if they need contestants.
They're up to four kids already, and have turned the front yard into their own personal scrap yard.
Thank god they're only renting. Presumably when Mr. Pikey manges to get Mrs. Pikey up the duff again, the council will pay for them to move to a larger premesis. Hopefuly this will happen before they buy a fucking pit bull.
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They're up to four kids already, and have turned the front yard into their own personal scrap yard.
Thank god they're only renting. Presumably when Mr. Pikey manges to get Mrs. Pikey up the duff again, the council will pay for them to move to a larger premesis. Hopefuly this will happen before they buy a fucking pit bull.
there is some debate over whether 'pikey' is an unacceptable racial slur
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go on...
'fes up...
you're trying not to say "pikeys", aren't you ;)
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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you're trying not to say "pikeys", aren't you ;)
I read that in the Guardian
the lady concerned wouldn't answer my comment when I pointed out that Frank Gallagher describes the whole cast of Shameless as pikeys in the opening credits of every episode, yet she only got it together to write an article when Hammond implied that he might be one in Top Gear...but then the Guardian love to knock Top Gear and anyone that watches it
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"Pikey" is an abbreviation of "turnpike"
and, as such, derives from a reference to itinerant labourers in the 17th and 18th centuries ("turnpike riders", IIRC). It's got connotations of snobbery, but I don't see the racism...
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Travellers are a race now
which is why you can't say gyppo either
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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funny that.
When the "Gyp" in Gypsie comes from "Egyptian", and has nothing to do with the races who currently claim the term.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:34,
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Traveller and gypsy are different.
"Gypsy" is a contraction of "Egyptian", which is where members of this particular nomadic community were mistakenly thought to originate when they arrived in England in the 16th century. (In fact, they're from northern India originally; yep: the English response was "Darkies all look the same to me" even then....)
There's nothing ethnically determinate about a traveller.
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There's nothing ethnically determinate about a traveller.
Except
for their proliferate breeding and possession of very ill looking Horses
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:23,
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If "pikey" is a race, then I'm up for a spot of ethnic cleansing.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:29,
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99% of the world's problems
can be solved by putting a donk on them
FACT
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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FACT
ITV shirley?
Climb the pole and win £10! Amazing!
I fucking hate ITV.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:18,
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I fucking hate ITV.
I fucking hate TV.
Apart from a handful of panel shows, and NCIS.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:19,
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It is very funny you should say that.
As soon as I posted that message I went off to confirm what I thought to be true, that Hans Zimmer was in The Buggles.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:36,
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Did you ever do biology?
Emu could not have possibly been Rod Hull's son ;)
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:44,
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that's too difficult for ITV
"Which of these is the right answer:
a) this one
b) not this one
c) not this one either
text a, b or c to 5318008 to win a lifetime supply of brown food from Iceland"
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a) this one
b) not this one
c) not this one either
text a, b or c to 5318008 to win a lifetime supply of brown food from Iceland"
^^ this
i'm sorry but ITV is for thick people who think staying in on a Saturday night watching someone else win more money then they'll ever scrounge off the council, passes as entertainment
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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Is "the public interest"
the same as what the public's interested in?
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"even when you lie funny" makes it special
edit: might as well put this rp here for the compo:
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edit: might as well put this rp here for the compo:
That's ace!
Although I prefer 10:57 to 10:58
EDIT why do they feel the need to mention their blood type? That's a bit concerning.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:00,
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EDIT why do they feel the need to mention their blood type? That's a bit concerning.
yeah
they should have something else instead - like sphincter diameter or nostril suck pressure
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:03,
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I opened the page on my second monitor so I don't have to switch windows.
I added the Google Gadget to my homepage. Oh god. OH GOD.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:03,
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Scarily so :(
I don't want to miss any. I'll never sleep again.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:07,
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I think you should forward this to Rob.
Newsletter material if ever there was.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:21,
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I don't read the newsletter, so I'm not too worried about submitting anything. You can feel free to do so though.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 11:23,
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Is that a roman numeral?
because nothing annoys me more than ambiguity in 1/l/I
also woo and click
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:11,
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also woo and click
No, it's a number 2.
(ok, it's a 1, but the font is a little ambiguous)
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hahaha
those things are lethal
like trying to drive a lawnmower with a Kempston joystick
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:59,
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like trying to drive a lawnmower with a Kempston joystick
aye, they're good springy fun, especially if you take the doors off
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:05,
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hehehe, or should i say hu-heee-haaaaw
have a compo roast...
is this safe for work? (slight boobage)
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:04,
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is this safe for work? (slight boobage)
but sometimes
all you'd rather just have a fag and a good book even more than a good drive
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:09,
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haha, I love those cars - great for driving fast around corners
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:43,
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hahahahha!
nings bobs, and ningles to the /board!
edit: ah, back to the ol' forensic gardening, eh?
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:11,
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edit: ah, back to the ol' forensic gardening, eh?
THOUGHT I would today
was just in my profile and saw the badge
:)
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:14,
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:)
:D
*wants to add more of the signs in using the clone tool: but resists.*
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:14,
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today I have to fit a sink
edit: I've signed the wrong survey. I'll go and sit in the corner.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:43,
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I painted a wall last night
Looked this morning and noticed I missed a bit
and another bit
and another bit
It's going to need a nother coat
*edit* you dolt - can't you read? While you're in the corner - you can type up the minutes from yesterday's meeting
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and another bit
and another bit
It's going to need a nother coat
*edit* you dolt - can't you read? While you're in the corner - you can type up the minutes from yesterday's meeting
*signs up*
Where's my milk and cookie?
I DEMAND MY MILK AND COOKIE.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:47,
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I DEMAND MY MILK AND COOKIE.
Being emailed to you right now
let me know if you don't get it
It might be too big and I'll have to try yousendit.com
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It might be too big and I'll have to try yousendit.com
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT JUST SOME SHEEP THAT ANSWERS SURVEYS JUST BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TOO
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pleas type the name of the Fawlty Towers Character you see below
just so we know you're human
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:52,
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left to right
Miss Tibbs, Miss Gatsby, Major Gowan, Terry, Polly. Not pictured: Audrey
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:55,
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I am not a lurker
I posted a very minor joke about badgers in 2007
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 10:28,
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*raises hand...*
Lurker? me? suppose I probably count as a lurker... :)
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Cold?
Pah! It's refreshing. I took the plunge and eschewed trousers in favour of shorts today. I'm now officially a northerner.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:49,
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ha
my neighbour always wears shorts, whatever the weather - he's from Iraq
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:50,
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Wearing shorts if you've had your lower legs blown off by a mine doesn't count.
In that case, they're just little trousers.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:55,
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haha
he just kneels in his shoes
two coppers came round to see him yesterday
I was sneakily eavesdropping in the hope they'd say "Open up, it's the pigs!"
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:58,
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two coppers came round to see him yesterday
I was sneakily eavesdropping in the hope they'd say "Open up, it's the pigs!"
Hmmm. Perhaps* I am thick
but I don't recognise the film.
*No perhaps about it.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 7:23,
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*No perhaps about it.
You play a good game boy...but the game is finished....now you die!!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:40,
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OMG I had completely forgotten about that film
thank you for bringing this to my attention:)
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:44,
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haha! that's brilliant :D
edit: in fact, this may well mean I'll have to go see how much it is down in HMV at lunch...
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:11,
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Nicely
I was watching this again:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqzESY7SIqU&eurl=http://b3ta.com/links/popular/
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:47,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqzESY7SIqU&eurl=http://b3ta.com/links/popular/
To the tree! to the tree!
a Big Dog Gang Bang in the tree.
I laughed so fucking hard at this
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:00,
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I laughed so fucking hard at this
You get a click
simply for the nostalgia. Plus my two-year-old loves this book, so I'll be able to read it to him in a new frame of mind, now.
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HELLO LADYBOY!
Can't get any better than swinging in with a beer and no pants!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 5:27,
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they are pretty good huh
although the main board is usually for things you've made.
You could post a link to his stuff on links board if you were so inclined.
I still link to other people's stuff here, but it's better to make it clear you're not passing it off as your own..
because a lot of people on this site are gay little twunters with a hardon for the rules.
Also, searching for star wars paintings brings up some fairly weird shit
www.michelkoch.fr/gallery.html
I never knew so many people had a thing for naked star wars characters
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:53,
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You could post a link to his stuff on links board if you were so inclined.
I still link to other people's stuff here, but it's better to make it clear you're not passing it off as your own..
because a lot of people on this site are gay little twunters with a hardon for the rules.
Also, searching for star wars paintings brings up some fairly weird shit
www.michelkoch.fr/gallery.html
I never knew so many people had a thing for naked star wars characters
No probs.
Spend 99% of my time on links, so assumed the lack of 'I made this!' didn't imply image theft. Great painting though.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:59,
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Spend 99% of my time on links, so assumed the lack of 'I made this!' didn't imply image theft. Great painting though.
sweet as
I am still trying to get this out of my mind
www.michelkoch.fr/images/illus/speed_vader.jpg (probably NSFW)
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www.michelkoch.fr/images/illus/speed_vader.jpg (probably NSFW)
Gah!
I clicked 'I like this' only to discover it's nicked.
You might consider sticking a link to his site over on /links. that would be way more appropriate.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:41,
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You might consider sticking a link to his site over on /links. that would be way more appropriate.
You are getting dangerously close to invoking Ian Paisley here.
Beware!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 6:41,
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I just totally invented a new Superhero.
His name is Jizztobrum-man! His super power is that he can Jizz all the way to brum from anywhere in the world! Which I thought was pointless, until I just totally remembered that Adrian Chiles lives in Birmingham, and it would be hilarious if he were constantly being spunked in the eye whilst walking down the high street.
Well anyway, here he is....
JIZZ TO BRUM MAN!
He is totally awesome! Notice how the logo on his suit is actually a J. Clever huh?
www.b3ta.com/board/9728633
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:32,
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Well anyway, here he is....
JIZZ TO BRUM MAN!
He is totally awesome! Notice how the logo on his suit is actually a J. Clever huh?
www.b3ta.com/board/9728633
I just scrolled down after posting and noticed
the whole mindpiss scenario :D
JIZZ IN SPACE!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:41,
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JIZZ IN SPACE!
I am just picturing a big seething mass of jizz in zero gravity
DON'T GET IT IN YOUR EYES, SPACE MAN
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43,
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I'm sure it would all find it's way safely into Adrian Chiles's face.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:44,
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I am still dubious as to the impact all of this will have on crime.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:00,
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Are you implying that there are no crimes in Birmingham?
He could spunk in someone's eye all the way from Sao Tome and Principe just as they were running out of some bank doors after robbing it?
He could vinegar stroke into a rapists eye just as they are pulling their pants down whilst he is holidaying in the Central African Republic?
The possibilities are endless*
*endless finite
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:04,
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He could vinegar stroke into a rapists eye just as they are pulling their pants down whilst he is holidaying in the Central African Republic?
The possibilities are endless*
*
Also, he could save the lives of people
who are choking by lubing their throats with his LONG RANGE SPUNKILES!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:05,
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It would almost be funnier if he fought crime and saved lives by jizzing into people's eyes / mouths but had no super powers.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:55,
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Well he has to spunk out of somewhere,
I totally forgot to give him a fly in his costume....
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:44,
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Massive oversight :-(
I had kind of pictured him as being naked from the waist down.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:50,
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Also I think we need to explain to people why he doesn't have a cape like most superheroes.
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Yes,
it is much like Wonder Woman's invisible plane, except it isn't invisible, and it is shaped like a penis, and it isn't a plane. It is a kayak....
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:44,
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Haha, I read that wrong.
I thought you meant like a mobile phone that people could ring him on when they needed him to jizz into Adrian Chiles's face.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:47,
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Jizz to Brum Man doesn't need porn.
He once saw the shower scene in Porky's and can now spunk on cue just by thinking about it....
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:57,
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Oh, and you know how like all superheroes become superheroes
because they are avenging someones death?
Well he is avenging his mother's death. She was that Scandinavian bird who died from internal bleeding after having sex with a horse....
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:59,
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Well he is avenging his mother's death. She was that Scandinavian bird who died from internal bleeding after having sex with a horse....
This fails to explain why he is taking out his anger on Adrian Chiles.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:01,
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Well he isn't.
I am just imagining how hilarious it would be if he were to take that course of action....
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:05,
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So his nemesis is a horse?
That could work, lots of comic book bad guys are based on animals.
Could the horse have a special hat?
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:11,
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Could the horse have a special hat?
No you fool!
His nemesis is HOARSE from shouting at his kids when they're naughty. You're totally not getting this right now dude!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:12,
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I'm totally not :-(
Maybe I should stop writing my Dan Brown fan fiction and just go to bed.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:22,
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The world needs a gay superhero.
All they had previously was Robin.
And Captain Planet.
And Superted.
And Bananaman.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:58,
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And Captain Planet.
And Superted.
And Bananaman.
You also neglect Superman.
But then again, he wasn't even a superhero really. He just made that stuff up so that Lois didn't know why he was really disappearing so much. It was because he was buggering Jimmy the photographer in the bum-bum.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:01,
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7 o'clock Show
won't seem the same.
Although when I see Christine I am Spunkman anyway.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:51,
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Although when I see Christine I am Spunkman anyway.
I almost wholly concur,
apart from I am Jizzman when I see that gardening lady....
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:56,
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Reminds me of a guy at school.
Claimed he was a formula one racing driver.
And his dad was Air Chief Marshal of the RAF.
And that he invented radar out of some bits he found in a skip.
All at the tender age of 14.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:22,
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And his dad was Air Chief Marshal of the RAF.
And that he invented radar out of some bits he found in a skip.
All at the tender age of 14.
One lad at my school
reckoned Eddy Waring was his uncle. But 5 years later we found out another lad's uncle was Cliff's priest 'friend'.
Strange.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30,
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Strange.
I remember a kid at my school
His dad invented a special serum that meant he could turn his head around 180 degrees. He also used to go hunting on weekends with his pump action bazooka.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30,
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My grandfather invented the chemical that keeps paper towels together in water
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:24,
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Was it Adolf Hitler?
Is your Grandad Eva Braun?
Your grandad is totally Eva Braun!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:36,
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Your grandad is totally Eva Braun!
Nah, sorry
Dockworker from East London; went awol and shagged a French bird for a bit, though, hats off to the dead bastard.
(My mum has a Nazi officer's dagger, my grandad claimed to have looted it from a German [probably dead, but can't really remember that detail] - even though it's entirely plausible given his combat role we all still think he won it in a bet.
Oh, oh, but there is a picture of Hitler somewhere, as well! Maybe he was Eva Braun after all...)
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(My mum has a Nazi officer's dagger, my grandad claimed to have looted it from a German [probably dead, but can't really remember that detail] - even though it's entirely plausible given his combat role we all still think he won it in a bet.
Oh, oh, but there is a picture of Hitler somewhere, as well! Maybe he was Eva Braun after all...)
But Eva Braun was hot
My Grandad was marginally less hot.
Must've been age taking its toll on her.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:55,
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Must've been age taking its toll on her.
My grandad jumped out of a plane on a training mission
and broke his back as his parachute wouldn't open till to late or something. Lazy cunt just didn't want to go to Arnhem.
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My grandad used to drive aeroplanes in the war. Sometimes he missed the ship and had to drive them underwater for a bit.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:12,
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I have yet to do a shop of this.
Presumably kettleman has been taken?
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:53,
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hehhhehhehhh excellent
I did watch his Music Jamboree and John Safran vs God, they were funny
although we did get them years and years late..
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:59,
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although we did get them years and years late..
Oh dear
He'll scratch it all up with his hooves. I can forgive it, and he's looking rather dashing in that jacket. I want him to be my friend.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:46,
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OK, that's properly good.
I'm expecting puerile from here on in.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:16,
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Bored at work and no potatoshop so made some icon things in paint.
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Hey Toucan, how come you work in the nighttime, what's your profession?
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:03,
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It pays the bills :-)
Psych nights are pretty boring though. So far tonight I've been called for one job, which was to write up some paracetamol :-|
EDIT: How rude of me, what is your profession?
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:10,
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EDIT: How rude of me, what is your profession?
Well, if that's all you have to do then frankly I'm glad your pay is being frozen.
Yeahhhh, I went there.
And my profession is bein' a student.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:13,
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And my profession is bein' a student.
That doesn't affect junior docs like myself so HA!
And in two months I'll be working my arse off in A&E.
THEN I'll be earning my money.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:18,
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THEN I'll be earning my money.
Can I have some morphine please?
When they gave me morphine last time I was in hospital, I was like, WOW! THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME! GIVE ME MORE MORPHINE! and my male nurse who looked like Turk was like totally No man, you can't have more, and I was like totally YOU LOOK LIKE TURK! I LIKE TURK! BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU WON'T GIVE ME MORE MORPHINE!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33,
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Ah man!
You're totally better than Turk Nurse! Now all you have to do is move to either Queen Mary's in Sidcup or Queen Elizabeth in Woolwich and we're totally on!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:37,
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When I did my first job I was desperately hoping it would be like Scrubs. My initials are JD and my best friend was black and doing surgery.
Sadly it was all boring instead like Grey's Anatomy :-(
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:40,
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That sucks dude!
If you want excitement, seriously, move to a hospital near me. I am always getting into whacky scrapes! I think next time I will probably damage my legs in some way as they are totally overdue!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:42,
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Good idea!
Sadly I'm stuck in Brum for the next 3 years but you're welcome to send me pictures of your injuries to keep me entertained.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:48,
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What drugs do you give people when they get superglue on their fingers and then use sandpaper to remove some of it and it hurts like fuck?
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:44,
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A drugs test.
You can take yours now.
Also, have some morphine. Everyone else is.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45,
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Also, have some morphine. Everyone else is.
On the plus side I'm now missing a fingerprint
What crimes shall I commit using only my left forefinger?
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:46,
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Oh wait!
You should totally steal loads of those jelly wedding rings! You can get like a thousand of those on one finger! That would totally be £10 of booty!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:13,
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It's fairly safe as long as you remember to go for the eyes first.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:25,
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Oh man I've just coated my finger in superglu, fuck
Help guys it feels weird.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:19,
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it's just a good thing that his fingers were stuck to the
OHMANIVEJUSTCOATEDMYFINGERINSUPERGLUEFUCK keys
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:24,
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Yeah, that was pretty lucky.
By all rights they should be stuck to his penis.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:44,
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I JUST EJECTED COFFEE FROM ALL MY ORIFICES OVER ALL MY SENSITIVE EQUIPMENT
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33,
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No, I'm on here because the only things to entertain me in this room are a kettle and a pile of women's magazines.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:20,
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we're happy to rate at least one notch above women's magazines :)
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26,
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Wank off into the kettle,
using the womens magazines as wank fodder! That's totally what I would do!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:34,
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I dunno,
I wouldn't wanna burst a hole in the cape if a breeze caught it on the vinegar strokes....
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:09,
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Fair point.
Maybe just a cool mask like Batman then.
You'd need a superhero name too.
Something like 'Captain Jizzesfuckingmiles' only less shit.
And maybe a masked sidekick who follows you round with a box of tissues.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:14,
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You'd need a superhero name too.
Something like 'Captain Jizzesfuckingmiles' only less shit.
And maybe a masked sidekick who follows you round with a box of tissues.
I shall call myself:
SPUNKTOBRUMAN!
I am totally gonna make him an outfit now and everything!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:16,
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I am totally gonna make him an outfit now and everything!
But that implies you can only spunk to Brum, no matter where on the planet you are. Possibly even if you're in space.
How would that help you fight crime?
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:18,
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These are very average and I have no strong feelings towards them.
There, now you have all three viewpoints :D
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:07,
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:29,
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Wadercat!
Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat! Wadercat!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:08,
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The Bunny Monster totally looks like the monster
from the old monster munch adverts!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:35,
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Yours are fantastic.
And I would happily have either as my user icon.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43,
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cheers
I did them as grey vector traces and reduced them before tinkering with the pixels, because just filtering them looked like shit.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:56,
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Awww
Those are lovely kitties! They look like they deserve to be immortalised as pixels.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:30,
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yes they are nice cats
Posh still lives with me, Gus is in a box on the shelf where he often used to sit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnN0gTmhpWA
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:42,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnN0gTmhpWA
I apologise for my pitiable lack of drawing skillz
Looks like I was wrong: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momentum
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:42,
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Looks like I was wrong: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momentum
*pulls out a gun*
*blows out own brains*
Thus concluded the shortest film ever....
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:57,
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Thus concluded the shortest film ever....
The first rule of makin' movies is you've got to be able to sum up the plot in a sentence beginning "IN A WORLD WHERE"
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:05,
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IN A WORLD WHERE MOVIES ARE SUMMED UP BY IN A WORLD WHERE MOVIES ARE SUMMED UP BY IN A WORLD WHERE
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09,
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Yeah, cos he shot an apple off his son's head
then invented gravity.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:53,
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Ha!
*edits wiki*
*wins argument*
Edit: Hai new person! Make us a picture!
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:42,
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*wins argument*
Edit: Hai new person! Make us a picture!
Hello
It has been ages since I actually made stuff. Hopefully this will suffice until I stop being so lazy.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:59,
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What brings you /board way sir?
Nice to see you, like. You joining in the gayshift?
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:46,
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I am attempting not to brainsplode!
Same reason as ever I guess, just that I rarely go mentalwrong any more.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:49,
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Not a bad thing
or good. Either way. It doesn't pay to think too much. Let Jacob's Creek take the strain. Or Lindeman's if you have to. God, not Stowell's. Ah well, needs must. Their Merlot is PARTICULARLY barely drinkable.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:02,
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"I am on holiday and I would like some shorts to wear while I am on holiday, these will do"
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:41,
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WhatI really like about this
is the shadow of her hand on the cdc. Someone (camel) has thought about this.
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