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[challenge entry] Kevin Costner is a cunt AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I notice nobody complains about how much better it makes your roast lamb dinner taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# them english love the taste of Welshmen's spunk Griffy
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# best spunk in the world mun.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# My lamb comes from Cheshire,
but I still enjoy the Chernobyl-fallouty aftertaste.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Lamb!
Damn paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Yes
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahahaha... have this from a while ago...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Lol! Irishing dancing with wolves!
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Ewe love it!
well done.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# this is great
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
#
Sure to win a few Baa-ftas.
(lozza_c, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# raciamalist
(cymro, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# He may well be a cunt...
...but most of all he's a horrible, horrible 'actor'. I read through the entire script of "Bull Durham" and thought it had the potential to be a great film, but after five minutes of Costner's incompetent gurning I couldn't stand it any longer.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# *yawn*
(Wallilay has been bored of this shit since, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] "I have the highest of regard for the eventuality at which a scheme functions optimally"

Good gracious, I am most grateful for the received responses. I hold all of your bottoms in high regard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha
winner!

clicks hard
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Sid as BA is pure win.
methinks an FP is in order.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# have to admit, I had a bit of a chuckle when i'd done that pic
it took a while to fit the face on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I wholehearedly concur with this sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Total win
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# How the hell did you get that under 400k?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# black magic
(I'm not sure, I was surprised that it was about 600k before optimising. I was ready for tragically deleting frames from a 4mb anim, but just did a little resize and lossy and presto optimiso)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *gives a hoot*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *charges a fiver for a hoot and a tenner for a howsyafather*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# how much for a twiddle of your oopsadaisy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Chuff her in the dander
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# 4 bob and a wedding ring
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha marvellous!
"I will not be travelling in that balloon, you buffoon! Yak yak yak!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Yes.
A thousand times yes.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *shuts down internet*
I am confoundedly silent due to my sheer delight at this electronic posting.

I applaud most enthusiastically
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# So You're having a go at Kenneth for being gay now hmm??
JOKE!

Edit: I give you a big Click
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# oooooooooooooooh matron!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# excellent :)
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# this is amazing
multiclick
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# *insta-click!* utterly WOO, YAY, and quite possibly HOOPLAH!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hells yes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# This
is more win than a lot of jolly politically incorrect things all in one basket and rotated to an angle of 43.7 degrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# This ALL of the hurrah!
edit: Jolly old frenzied clicking, what!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Wonderful wonderful stuff
Definitely needs that Victorian Mr T to be pearosted in response too
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hahahaha...
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Awesomeness X-Treme!
It would've got a click for just about any of those scenes...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Top Hole!
carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# That a bit special is that!!
*Clicks hard* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Superb!
Click winning stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Oh you wonderful man!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Ace
*clicks* x infinity x 100
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I clocked it then I clicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# yes
good job
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *clicky*
This has to be FP NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha..Sid cracked me up:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# This is utter WIN !
Congrats on the FP
*goes back to links*
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Sid James is genius!
(Mr_Smythe, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# yay!
winnar!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *drops monocle*
Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha
having Sid James as Mr T made it for me, great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Wins
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *clicks*
Repeatedly. Bravo old boy!
(Your Mothers Lover stopped lurking on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Very good
Clickety click click
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Is there a version with the theme tune?
(love it btw!)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I'll get round to it in the next few days
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Sid James as B A Baracus
has made my evening. Well done, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)
# The best FP for months. Bar none
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I second this
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Brilliant.
Congrats on the FP, well deserved. I clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)
# This is
fuckin aces! I am truly amused.
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# This totally and utterly wins every blinking thing on this planet and beyond.
Su-chuffing-perb!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# That got me grinning
They could probably make this with computer wizardry. I demand it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# *clicks*
super!
(RTL+, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# The best thing in the world ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# This Intro
for PM!
(Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking SUPERB.

*strains clicking finger by clicking too hard*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Oh, I love this.
Needs more handlebar moustache in my opinion but it is very very lully.
More please!
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Best. Post. Ever.
\0/
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Oh I say
formidable work my man

Has one been reading 'Raffles Gentleman Thug' in the perdiodical humourous publication Viz perchance?

If not one fúcking appears to have...pal
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Wins
Oh yes old bean, you heard me correctly- WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# simply brilliant!!!
On so many levels this wins!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# rather!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# This has already won the internet ten times over... however that won't stop me adding my...
*click*n

Yes, that's right, click to the nth power. Exponential clickings ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Woo, yay and houpla definitely
One has pity upon the chump who would deny this fine work of art such esteem as is clearly merited.

Kindly accept my humble "click" as a token of my gratitude for the entertainment and visual enjoyment herein acquired.

With the warmest of regards
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# fantastic
*stops work*
*doffs topper at a jaunty angle to the perpendicular*
*resumes work*
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# An absolute triumph!
Wonderful stuff Broonie...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Brilliant
That is just brilliant.

and: live preview? what is this sorcery?
(I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# utter aceness
one of the best I've ever seen on here!
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
#
pure genius
(not_professional_particularly Tories: putting the "n" into "cuts", Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Goodness me
I've been lurking for many a moon on this site, this piece of excellence has brought me to posting. Tally ho. And all that.
(DynamoECT, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun? fackit
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hehe :)
Oh, by the way b3ta, Eoin Colfer's hitchhikers book is being read out (in an abridged form) on Radio 4 starting tonight at 22:45. Let's see if our scepticism was justified.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# You know who he had in the back of his taxi last week?
Me neither, but he's bound to tell you.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# one day a real sunshine is gonna come and dry up these streets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I would have sex
With a Pie Minister Moo pie.

If anyone has ever eaten at Pi in Chorlton i'm sure you'd agree.

Clause: If this offends any "over sensitive" vegetarians or veegans I can assure you that was not the intended reason I made the post, I just like pies made with beef, ale and gravy
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
#


Incendiary? L'il ol' me?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Not raining?
Damn these imposters
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Vegetarians can fuck right off

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# except they can't
because they're so weak from lack of protein
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# haha
"who is the Cuban Leader?"
"Frey Bentos!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Would* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# FUCK ME!
Where can i buy one of those monster fray bentos pies?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# i know someone who can sell you one cheap **winks**
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# She's got Bette Davis Pies?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
this is even better!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty Harry
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Secombe!
Ace expression
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I fear he may follow through.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# good ol' harry

shame he went all singy and god loving
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# The most powerful hand-Goon in the world...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# HEHEHEHE
smiles.

edit: and a click.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...
...have a 'Wolfierine'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# What What What?
Eat more fruit, Punk
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# hooray for secombe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# HAHAHA, Guns of Praise!
Great Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I just watched zombieland, im getting worried about bill these days...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I thought it was a good cameo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# im not sure
a bit forced if you ask me, but you didnt so never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Bill Murray over acts in everything he does..so it's hard to tell :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# They should've given him an oscar

Although he's still ace no matter what
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Awww, I like Bill Murray!
Although I haven't seen Zombieland. Any good?

Also www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPo9sCqza98&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# It'll be better if you don't know
that Bill Murray's in it.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# It's my way. My way
My way or the highway!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# pahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Yep
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I do a webcomic in my spare time, here's todays...
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Sounds like a reasonable explanation in my book.
Very nice style
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Thanks :) It's something I'm really developing as I go along...
...I'm using the strip to teach myself to draw.

And all of a sudden I have a year and a half old webcomic, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Keo was caught out auto-asphixiating
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Damnit! Now I'm manual breathing!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# true story..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# kirby's wordy adventure
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahahahhaha! Leave him up there as squirrel bait
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# that's lovely :)
wish i could draw :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Madonna's videos would probably be a whole lot sexier

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# have an ooooldie


EDIT: sorry for the TJ, woo to the original post
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# this
(after image sourcing cos I didn't get it)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# OH DEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Oh FFS!
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# kills self
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *pummels repeatedly with a fryingpan*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# :) Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I thought that was quite funny and non-spangworthy personally

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# aaawk what a bunch of cunts..not even commenting

woo you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# thank you
**sniffs and puts down the vodka** :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] That hat'll have to go...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *Looks out of the window* Yup, that's accurate
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Not wanting to sound picky
but anyone who's spent time in america will be able to tell you that it rains more consistently (and violently) there than over here!

SCARY storms when you're in an outdoor water park
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# you'll be telling us Americans are fatter next
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# i doubt that's true
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# well it is
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# t'isnt
so there!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Well "America" is a big place
In some parts it is true, in other parts it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I doubt that's true
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# You doubt that America's a big place?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# well it's all relative isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Jupiter is way bigger than America.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# have a brolly
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# new york has shit weather too!
haha good!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Not that I have a huge urge to mock the dead but...

Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Yesterday
.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I'm sure I was on yesterday. Have I lost a day again...
...*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# You've missed them
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Pheww, I can handle the fact that I'm slow...
...B3ta being slow on a star's death would mean something was wrong with the fabric of time.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# If by faster than this you mean yesterday,
then yes. You missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yesterday fella.....
Literally dozens of em. The fun never started stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yes, you missed it and all the homophobia and PC anti-homophobe rage that went with it.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# It wasn't really rage
just questioning the humour. Pasanonic isn't round these parts no more (I don't think).
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# and if he is, I still think he's a fucking cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I think he ended up ignoring everybody including himself and so imploded in a puff of inconsequence.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# what's PC about anti-homophobia?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# It is political correctness.
You seem to be assuming that I'm using the term in the same way the Daily Fail do - as if it were a bad thing. I'd say that all forms of correctness are....correct.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# we're waiting for the post mortem. When it gives a result of "natural causes" and nothing else, we'll have a compo for "Gately - what was the REAL cause of his death?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# SWINEFLU JAB HAS MERCURY IN IT!
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Baaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# There was a comment like that on the BBC site
Asking if he'd had the swine flu vaccination. Dunno if it was subtle humour...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I think you quoted it here yesterday (or someone did)
that's where I lifted it from anyway.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Wasn't me
www.b3ta.com/board/9736705
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# That's the one.
All credit to the wub feat. Lisa from London.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# give it a few hours and the Daily Fail site will have "SWINE FLU JAB MADE FROM THE REMAINS OF FREDDIE MERCURY! Info dug up from teh interwebs somewhere says they're using Freddies remains to combat the epidemic"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It must be true, I read it on the interwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Ahh, the un-necessary key changes.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# *Chokes on tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# try coming back yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Yes I do now feel stupid (well, stupid-er)
What's amusing is that me feeling stupid is a lot less disconcerting than B3ta missing out on a celeb death. I'm stupid and B3ta still works, the world is right again.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# There's nothing more disconcerting than thinking you're the only sane person in a world gone wrong.
Accepting that you're as much of a dullard as everyone else brings a sort of comfort, in my experience.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I'm tempted to say
no one can think of anything funny about his death


but that doesn't normally stop 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# who the fuck is he?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *sigh* here you are then:

happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Just playin'
Photobucket
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Pffft
Does exactly what it says on the bucket ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Trademark Katie Price
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# *goes to fetch a sand bucket*
....*Finds it is made from sand....* Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I wouldn't bother with the water bucket either
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Good luck with the carbon dioxide fire extinguisher too.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Oh, Is that what that puddle was........
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# "Buckets of fire! Free fer ah paaand! Get em while they're hot!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Cliché
.


Mornin'. Surely bindun???

(JoBrand'sFatTwat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# It's a bit low-poly
Is it for a game?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Too much this
too much that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Yeah. It has to run in 32K
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# bloody hell
hark at you with the top spec

I get by with 16k thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# have you got rampack wobble?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I hear a bit of blutac cures that.
Wait, no. That was the official cure for the Sinclair ZX80.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# haha
the ZX80 was just a meringue with a plug
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ah, someone else who watched "Micro Men"
I thought it was fascinating!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Very much so.
I didn't know much of the ins and outs of that era. Fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I didn't know clive sinclair was such a twat
if the portrayal is to be believed
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I didn't know he was
but he has that look about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# yeah - it was good
as a kid I always thought the battle was Sinclair v Commodore
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# my ZX81 16k expansion
did actually come with velcro strips to hold it in place. :D Fact.
(JoBrand'sFatTwat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# PCs are just as good as Macs now.
/opinions on the interweb lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# buy an intel mac and get the best of worlds
/agreeing with AV on b3ta blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
lol that's the best sig I've read. Esp coz it *might* *just* *work!*
(JoBrand'sFatTwat, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# it WILL work
I've just got to get the government to agree, then BAM! Nobel peace prize tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# ^ yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Vic 20 ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# ^ my first comp ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# just like the Linux guy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Are you making fun of him because he was gay?
How dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# LOLspang
I loved my amiga!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I still have mine
somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I suspect that Mrs
may have 'tidied it away' (a.k.a. thrown it out). If I don't hunt for it, I won't have to find out the awful truth. It was an A500 1.3, and had an external hard drive + ram expansion thingy. Ah, heady days!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahahah... dear oh dear.... Now where's that frying pan?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Oof
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# viva!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Oi'm AVIN a FAG!
Good ningles, The Board! Another beautiful day in our eternal march towards death!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hahah--and it didn't cost me a dime
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I always wondered what Whistler looked like--thx!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# GOOMBA!


'ning
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahah! seriously underrated movie, that!
"...even our musical friend Toad can become a loyal child of the royal family... Goomba!!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Is this a bash as Steven Gately being a gay man?
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# he was on an 8hr bender
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha boing!
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# did you actually look at the pic?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Yes I get the intended joke
But I've decided to assume it was you being homophobic instead of the one that was in Corronation street looking like a goomba from Mario Bros the movie, as you and a few others decdided to do on my thread below.

End.
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Even though no one did because we were all joking?
Self-righteous prick.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Done by a friend for compo


Click for bigger (122 kb)
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Well Matt Lucas is gay, so that makes him not really a proper man. Because obviously gays aren't really men because of being gays.
I think that's what he's going for anyway.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# thought so,
what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# More like.. The show 2 and a half men is two adults with a kid
Shooting stars is two adults with an adult dressed as a child..
Get it?

Absolutely no homophobia intended.
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Racist

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Hehe
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# This wasn't my interpretation but each to their own
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Shooting stars is a british TV series
Two and a half men is an american one
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# My thoughts were..
Because George Dawes is a man dressed as a baby.. Ont he show not in the pic.. but I never asked him if that's what he meant.
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# GAYLOLS!
EDIT: BABYLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Best of all the lols.
I like Spaced: "Get off me, you bummer!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Why didn't your "friend" wait until tomorrow and post it himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# You can ask him when his account clears
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Well I think I bloody well will!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Because he knew that
www.b3ta.com/board/9737785 would be the obvious interpretation and he decided to let you take the flak instead because he's a coward and a villain.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Well at least now we know that this wasn't the intended message
so let's move on
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Maybe not your intended message.
I for one think that it was exactly what your friend was going for. Oh yes.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# What a very ignorant post
If i had made the image I would have put ML in the baby costume to avoid such unecessary confusion and hate stirring because you have chosen to beleive what you want rather than what you are told. But then that's just me and i DIDN'T make the image I just posted it therefore I accept this flak but you sir have just grasped tightly the wrong end of a shitty stick and now your hands are covered in cack.
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# It was a joke. Keep your knickers on, son.
But yes, I accept your criticism that I draw my own conclusions from the evidence I see, rather than what I am told. Sheeple!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Maybe it's just because Matt Lucas plays the part of a baby in "Shooting Stars"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Drum roll
Barbarossa has Ten points - Ulrika has none
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Yeha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Oh Bollocks
it would be the 10th floor wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# "Oi Mister! Why've you got the silly hat on?"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# "come back with my bag you little Shits"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# and the lift's bust
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# and the stairs smell of... impatience
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# ... and 34" HD television deliveries
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# silly V
32 or 37"

You've obviously been buying your electrical goods from the market again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha... aces!
ningles Ninj... how's you fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Mornin' Joe
I'm fine ta, how's you, you little smasher? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Not too bad, ta
some sod at the Derby bash gave me pig flu, so it was sofa and xbox all last week

but back to almost form now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Your back wheel's goin round!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Obama Woo's the crowd with his stunning party tricks!

Started of with Shakin' Stephen Hawking??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Shake! Shake like the wind!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your booty
shake your booty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Shake that Royal booty
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# oh my word
this should be on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# A variation
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha..
..excellent addition !! :-)
(Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I. Can't. Sleep. It's our monarch.
(behemothaur Auright!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# A definite FP
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Doubt it--never had one yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Just do a "Jeremy the Annoying Horse" pic
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Is that a guarantee?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# YES*
*not necessarily

I think about two thirds of them have made it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# fab
ulous:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# wow..
..can even hear those knees here in scotland..fabby
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 7:19, archived)
# This
is truly excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I recognise that source!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Perhaps he should just try switching him off, then on again...
hehehehhe, ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# At last a Tech Expert!
cheers Steve (Hawking?)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant!! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Morn' Ninj
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Ning!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# TELL ME THE SECRET, HUMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Heh!
'Ning all. Do we have any B3ta lawyers? Who will take payment in cake?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Yes, me




the taking payment in cake bit, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# :(
You have taken all of my cake. I'm going to jail.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I haven't had any yet
love the sig - makes me giggle

Sorry I wasn't any use

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# :D s'fine.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Who's Obama Woo?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# If you are going to war, dahlink, then clash!
The United States MaQueen Cor!
 

 
de-RIS
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I don't think the new rules include professional drag artists.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Have you
read them? Hmmm? Well have you? :)
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Yes. Yes I have.
/lies
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Peers
over spectacles.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# .
All gay men are drag artists.... fact.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# And indeed all drag artistes are gay, aren't they?
Short of including actual hot bum action, however, which might be nsfw for some, I was unsure how best to depict people being all openly gay and such. What with my blinkered, bigoted, heterosexual ways and all.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Barry Humphries,
probably the most famous drag artist of all, is officially straight and has been married for 20 years.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Ergo!
 
Quod erat demonstrandum!

Corollary : er....

Actually, I have a mate who ... oh never mind.
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Sharing the sorrow of Boyzone
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Shouldn't that be all my DAUGGHTERS are dead
what with him looking like Maddie McCann's dad?

What? I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Remind me later--I'll fix that {:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I really want to hear that album.
It sounds Emo-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Google "worst album covers" and maybe you can track it down
good luck and enjoy the music. I don't want to hear about it tho :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
#


CFB

Also - FLUFF IN MY GARDEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# A FOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Go AWay
I'm tired
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# A what with the who in the where on the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Dark Towers FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# benger and bunce!!! lol!!!
i hated badger girl now i like girls badgers
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Indeed. Would you adam n' eve that it's raining in one of my pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

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