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#
(herman:D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)
# That's lovely...
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Is the elephant behind that stripey bloon?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# has he
swallowed the elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)
# A windy day?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Sorry


Click for bigger (141 kb)
I saw the compo entry a couple of pages ago and couldn't help myself
(Jazzy Jeff, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# MY EYES!
MY MAGIC EYES!

You fuck. *clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Ha hahahahah! ^ This!
Only a matter of time really! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)
# ^^ godlike responding right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)
# i hate these things
i can never see what's hidden, my eyes are not magic enough :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)
# it's a sailboat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# i'll take your word for it
i can't even look at it without eye hurtyness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)
# sorry
that was a quote

it's goatse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)
# in that case
i'm glad i can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)
# A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Technology to the rescue

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)
# ah!
thank you!
i think ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)
# "...and this next symbol, we believe represented the entrance to the Mayan underworld, or hell.."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)
# lair of the feathered demon, Goatsecoatl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)
# who rushes forth from his red tunnel behind a stinking wind
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# sounds more like the District Line
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Coincidentally, the District line stations are built on the sites of former temples to Goatsecoatl,
that were built during the brief period that his dark religion was fashionable in this country.

In darkened rooms, the city's elite would meet to praise his foetid glory. Some say that the cult still lives. Waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Oooh! That's
very good! *clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# how do you make these?
is it a photshop plugin?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I used this one.
Theres probably better ones out there

www.flash-gear.com/stereo/
(Jazzy Jeff, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
# ah
i have some pics really to convert
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Yeah
I didn't find one where you could upload pics. I'll let you know if I do though, got another day off tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)
# I never could see those things.
Still can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ooohhhh, you fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)
#
Ha, great idea. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)
# i can just about see that one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Haha
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)
# I'm reluctant to admit that I cannot read this
I'm also thinking out loud, so I cannot be punished for my thoughts

....right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Clicky!
Clever!
(Trial.TM, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Full of WIN.
Have a click.
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# i see spots.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Holey crap!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)
# UNCOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)
# @_@
OH THAT IS HORRIBLE!!

*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I was expecting it to be another elephant
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha!
I haven't looked at one of these magic eye things since i was a child, and was excited to see if i still had the knack, and then - you fuck! you utter cuntfuck! but well played all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)
# That is the first one of those that actually worked for me (in the bigger version)
either the technology has improved or my eyes are getting worse?

too bad about the heffalump...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] In The Hood
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Over and under cover . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)
# burkhaphant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Started out that was . . . but the exposure was too much . . .
Like this:

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
# that
is quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# hoodiephant?
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
# possibly
are elephants capable of being chavs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# hmmmm
chavvy ones might
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)
# i have a sudden image
of 4 chavvy elephants in a mini
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# with furry dice
hanging from the rear view mirror :D

(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)
# yes indeed
and ridiculously loud throbby music blaring out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)
# waving their trunks
at passing laydees....
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)
# and using their trunks
to hoover up vast amounts of cocaine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun, yes?


*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# *squints*
TRUNK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)
# *unlurks*
PARP :D
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# IN SPACE
no-one can smell you parp

(is this true?)
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# What you say?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# THE SHIP'S FULL OF FUCKING ALIENS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:16, archived)
# What? Can you speak up please?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# seamless
domospang
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Sadly, I think not!
In fact, the ONLY particles in space would be those from your bum-tunes.
And those 'evaporating' off you.
And because there are almost no particles in space to cause Brownian motion, particles expelled by said bum-tunes would be whizzing out of your crack at many metres per second.
SCIENCE!© - not always a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:16, archived)
# 
  (__*__)
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    "'" 
   """""
etc

EDIT: fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
# OH ARSE
that didn't come out right
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# use <pre> </pre> tags
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I knew that
I'm not braining at the moment :S

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:29, archived)
# I understand
And fully endorse this diagram.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# that's no elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# And the award for most predictable reply of 2010 goes to....
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# HONK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Nessie?




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
That is brilliant!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# noice
bindunnish
('tin'tintin, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# a big HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# The summoning class at Hogwarts Junior School is flipping tough


Sorry for the size, I couldn't get it any smaller...
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS:
Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahhaahahaha!!!
blimey
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# oh you terrible cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)
# *facepalms*
have you been stealing dad jokes' material?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)
# pffffffffffffffft
top ranking
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)
# And this
is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# This wins.
Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# This is literally fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# And how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Tell me more i love these
(Totach arf, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)
# 2 parrots sitting on a Perch
One says can you smell fish?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Go wait out in the car, young man
and think about what you've done here.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# ahahaha
popular page mofo
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# This is good!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha what the hell is going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Yeah.
Source please?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Found the video but it's not a lot clearer.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJRTg3Wau9M
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# He did the backpack spell.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)
# i thought he was more familiar with the fudgepack spell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Why did you think that?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# he looks like he might like fudge
it's tasty, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Move to the head of the . . . never mind . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Resident Evil Haiti


Based on www.metro.co.uk/news/809424-haiti-now-the-thugs-take-over
(resurrection_mary cannibal_ferox, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Fucking hell
I was enjoying that conversation
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Me too.


Oh and top shop, if a bit controversial.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:45, archived)
#
Thanks. It's topical.
(resurrection_mary cannibal_ferox, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
#
topical

tropical
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)
# ...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:49, archived)
# ...for a second

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:49, archived)
# hehe they can't gag us
- anyhow I have early morning busdriving to do so I'm off to bed - Night Night everybody
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Night night miss

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I tried to make it fit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:57, archived)
# BIGGAR!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# i miss baz
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:51, archived)
# He was a C**T! haha
There has never been anybody that could Baz as well as Baz

- anyhow night night
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)
#
voices pixels
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)
# But no actual advice.
This site is so up its own arse it's ROFLWSZXLLL
(twattybanjo, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:50, archived)
# i smell deletion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:51, archived)
# oooph...
...I guess the Haitan zombie mythos is one of the most well known things about Haiti ;)

this is old school b3ta right here...
(except maybe you could have kept it under 50k for the sake of completeness ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
#
Haitian Zombie Mythos indeed. Glad somebody got it. ;)
Think I've managed to resize it to the right dimensions for the board now. :)
(resurrection_mary cannibal_ferox, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# oooh, to Hull with you!
Nicely 'shopped though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
#
Thanks. Second time today I've been told I'm going to hell. First time was when I saw the original unshopped picture in the paper and commented that it reminded me of a scene from Resident Evil 5. Just couldn't get the idea out of my head then and was compelled to make that image. Sorry.
(resurrection_mary cannibal_ferox, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)
# I'm tempted to post a horrific but powerful photo of Haiti I found on /links
But I fear it would lead to some sort of nauseating tasteless laughin'-cos-I-don't-know-what-else-to-do bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# The Haiti government have closed their tourist office in Saudi Arabia today
They're fed up of sheikhs in Port-au-Prince
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ANGRY MAN AND A GAY SAUDI?
ONE'S SHAKING A FIST.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Whats the difference between a hunter and an arab whore?
one slew a bunny.........



(
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Wait! Luke's got a plan! ...........oh.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Gorgeous

Sounds a lot like George Lucas
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)
# pissing cruddy arse magnets of a final resolution :(
and doubling in html just fucks it up more leaving trails and shit.
Here's what's actually dangling between the AtAts legs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# yeah, i thought it was a sprite from some star wars video game that i'd never heard of
hey, Biggs and Wedge make constant appearances in Final Fantasy games...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# I thought it was a Lego Luke
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
# I thought it was "clive" luke



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# why do I bother?
an hour drawing and colouring, another hour animating and after compressing and resizing to a quarter its original size...... Lego
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I no rite,
u shud hv jst ttly postd teh luke pic innit
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Here are some shoes for him

www.starwars.com/vault/collecting/news20091208/index.html

PS: that's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# OH MY GOD
I want all of those..twice.
Hey Mediocre,buy me some....pleeeeeeaaaassse!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# They're all really well done as well
except the Yoda ones and the Luke/Vader ones, they can fuck right off.

I'm so horny for the AT-AT pair right now
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# They aren't available as of yet
or so Jahled said

I like the designs very much, but don't care much for the little pictures on the tongue.

I want those orange rebel pilot ones, or the TIE fighter ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)
# aha
i spent ages trying to figure it out

i thought it was jamie from '...and the magic torch'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# fucks sake
shitting crappy fucking cunting fucked off now
(not with you lovely, just the fucking waste of time and effort)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# We all know it's Luke
Which is the desired effect is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)
# I didn't
..only joking..
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Ah, come on
Do us a Click for bigger, then...
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# shame you can't
zoom in on a closeup
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Haha!
Marvellous stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Soup Herb as Usual
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Wow, fantastic, Mr. Toast :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# weeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Woo!
That's great Mr Toast! and it's obvious it's supposed to be Luke, don't beat yourself up over it!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I thought it was ralph wiggum swinging around
because of the predominantly yellow face, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I'M A STAR WARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Good stuff!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I love this so much
I clicked four times.

You are a GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# a thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# How does it smell?
(Oh, and very nice)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# boobies!
*reaches*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
Ditto
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Aroused I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Correction: a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Zoinks!
Beautifully done!

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# ooo zombies
am also obsessed with zombies

sorry for tj, saw your sig....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Oi!
I told you NOT to use that photo of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# at least i edited the nipples to look normal
so no-one would guess
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# i hope 'pot hasn't seen this comment
cos if she's seen it and not commented on it, she's probably got really weird nipples
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You comment appeased me so I didn't reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:29, archived)
# *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# are you blue then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Only in winter
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:29, archived)
# you look good !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Phoar

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)
# she's keeping her wuwu warm
i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Boo!
She has a plectrum covering one of her nipples!!
Top notch sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:58, archived)
# yeah
i keep looking at the shadowy bits and wincing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:01, archived)
#
...and wincing wanking :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# *sneers*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# *ray meers*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# *germaine greers*
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Beautiful.
Nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:00, archived)
# nice thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Ooooohhh, how lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Very nicely done Micto
but a moth is attacking her nipple!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Swell.
My thing did.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# wow
that is good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# A thing = hating
I'm not hating this thing.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Awesome!
I have a blue LED alarm clock in my bedroom that lights up my entire room making it difficult to get to sleep.
I love my blue LED alarm clock.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# oh man
i have to have pitch blackness to sleep
i can't have an alarm clock
mictogirl's alarm clock has to be hidden at night
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Dang!
To be fair, so does mine.
I can't sleep with it out, it's actually fucking bright as a light at night.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# my phone lights up the whole bloody room at random intervals at night
i have to remember to leave the bloody thing face down before i go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)
# This massive firey orb keeps lighting up my room
around 6-7 am
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# i wouldn't know about stuff like that, i'm subterranean
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Two things!
Nicely. :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Good LORD!
(twattybanjo, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I started mucking about with it to see what would happen,
and then this happened. I'm very sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Lesbian Jail?
Sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# cool
i have no idea

but it's cool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Haiti?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Apparently, it's in Ottawa.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)
#
Ottawa

Beaverwa
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)
# mutters something about 'feeling blue'...
nice lines there.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:49, archived)
# I keep downloading
it just doesn't print right.. : (
(Spng, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# NEWSFLASH:
Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagain.
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)
# super!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# My dog's got no nose
Etc., etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Well, how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:48, archived)
# It is my sincere resolution to only post images with feeeesh in them this week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# *spang*
EDIT: I totally agree with your resolution however.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# So the world is your oyster
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Okay, marine life
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Yes, it will widen your horizons
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Sometimes, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Here, have this one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Pfffft....toucan play that game!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Is that Leah Remini's ass?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# haha
Katey Sagal's bum?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Jennifer Metcalfe's arse?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahahaaa
Excellent:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# :)
and



I'll bet this has never been done before.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I'm sorely tempted to do John Kettle-y now!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)
# You shouldn't share thoughts like that over the internets.
The police are sure to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Good point. I hope dosen't get buggered to death in the near future...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Class!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# yey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# he smells scary
oh well, shower time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:48, archived)
# You can't just wash that smell of fear away

believe me, I've tried
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# You can if you wash your underpance too
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Don't believe in that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Love
and stubborn understains will keep pance together
Think of me babe whenever
Some sweet talking girl comes along
with some soap and a thong
Don't mess around
you've just got to be strong
So stop
Cos I really love you
Stop
I've been thinking of you
Look in your heart and let stubborn understains keep pance together.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:00, archived)
# *tears of joy*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# e1b0w


more on the book of the dead if you want to be deadified - just Gaz me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I see dead people
:D Nicely Jesse
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
# hehehee
are they walking around like normal people :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# When I say people I mean Ducks of course
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:48, archived)
# of course
i expect no less :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:49, archived)
# I now need you to make me a Zombie Duck Picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)
# hahaha
i like this idea! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
# BITCH HOT ZOMBIE ACTION
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Hehe, nice take on it
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)
# thank you squire
bit tough this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# this is awesome!
hurry up and zombify me! i've got 2 pics in my profile that are ripe for a bit of undeadening!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)
# heheh
i will do or my good friend zeltergiset will :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# YAAAY!
*awaits eagerly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# FLOOR ZOMBIE IS WATCHING YOU ZOMBIE
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# hahhaa
everytime you zombie God zombies a zombie :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Yo dawg I heard you like zombies
So we put a zombie on your zombie
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Maybe his zombie had just zombie?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Why am I zombie at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)
# How is zombie formed?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I'm zombie as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Low Fucking Zombie
Make the fuckin' Zombie, Zombieboy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# so my zombie a zombie on another zombie made it
that's a zombie what now right
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Why is it always zombie in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)
# cos rev. jesse has no braaaaaaaaains
(i mean that in the nicest possible way)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:45, archived)
# hehehe
most of my pics arent zombies these days - have a look here afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Crackin'!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Aww I've bindun already
but I have aged a few years and now that picture's ended up looking quite flattering!
p.s. Top zombification :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# hehehe
send me another one - i'd be more than happy to try again!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Just below the horizontal center line.
Or is playing 'spot the dead-chick' only for your regular zombie pics? [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# hehehehe
they fell over due to lack of legs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# WOAH. Nice work, Rev!
Truly horrific :D
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Due to a hard drive failure outside Crewe, I missed most of the bandwagon.


I'm getting in early for the next one.

(Edit: First bumsex joke ever not to get a laugh.)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)
# well I got it!
have a sympathy lol
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# He was also a keen angler....
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Brill!
*cues fish puns*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:49, archived)
# you won't be herring any from me
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# oh for fuck's hake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# right plaice, wrong time
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# eel get the right idea eventually
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Martin Luther Kingfisher
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Thank cod almighty, we are free at last!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# *doesn't rise to the bait*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# FEEEEESSSSSHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Always something to carp about . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Salmon Chanted Evening
you will see a stranger.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# With puns like that
You'll make anemone of me if you're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Sorry
I'll scale it down a bit.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:36, archived)
# You're doing it on porpoise now.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Batter 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I'll not do any more - promise - that's an end ...


FIN

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)
# FIN
quelle finesse
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Good. But I did like that "Salmon chanted evening"
One hellofa good tuna.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Nah
It was carp!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)
# From a Pete n Dud sketch
although they did Sam and Janet
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# He'd only whale about it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Would not
I'f halli - butt him
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Ooof!
www.b3ta.com/board/9877662
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# DO YOU!?
*EATS*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)
# These tests are getting clever...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# ginger with a dad called spike?
i don't know about pregnancy test, something tells me this kid is going to get a positive on the chav test!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
# although with an IQ of 126,
he'll be torn to pieces by his own kind before he reaches puberty.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# this is sadly true
i was considered something of a genius as a child. it wasn't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
# I was bullied by the teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Heh, so was I!
I made the mistake of correcting one teacher's spelling once, and she never forgave me. Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I had one teacher at primary school who had it in for me.
I was sent to the headmaster's office for such things as pretending to play the guitar, looking in a box, and being stabbed in the leg with a pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# me too
but only by one teacher. mum only realised i was telling the truth after exams, when the headmaster called her in. i'd got the highest marks in the school, yet my teacher was trying to say i only deserved a C grade! fortunately, the whole "use it or lose it" thing seems to include intelligence ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I had a couple,
not including the P.E. teachers, who always bully the kids who aren't very good at sports anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# i didn't mind sports
but i wasn't allowed to do them after third year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# oh
that sounds like bad news :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# nah
the school was being a bit over-cautious as their insurance didn't cover me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I was once sent to the headmaster
because the English teacher asked me to spell the word "heinous". Unfortunately, the twat pronounced it "anus". Which is what I spelt. Spelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Huhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh you spelled "anus".
Spelt.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# That's what the rest of the class said.
Funnily enough
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# on a similar note,
one time our teacher asked if anyone could think of a professional who doesn't have to retire at 65, and one kid said "a prostitute". It was the most intelligent answer I've ever heard him give, and he got into trouble for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Good answer, but at the age of 65
it may possibly be construed as a hobby, rather than a profession. Funny tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha!
i had a home tutor for a year, she was great! took me to chester with her son. better than the school field trip, we had dinner in a posh french restaurant and got to spend ages in the museum!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# The zoo was good too, although I haven't been there for years.
I remember experiencing untold glee when a posh woman with a camera got covered in rhino piss.
it wasn't your tutor was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# not that i know
but i did get half-chewed banana, coated in monkey spittle, hurled in my face. thus began my lifelong hatred of bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Hardly the banana's fault.
Poor bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)
# I don't really believe in innate genius.
I like the definition that genius takes ten years of dedication to a subject to achieve. I know that this sounds like "experience", but I also don't care.

I was not considered a genius at school, nor was I bullied for my intelligence. But what I do now could be considered to be quite difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# i didn't see what all the fuss was about
it's my belief that i was at a decent level of intelligence, whilst my schoolmates were all thickos.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# They probably were.
I've been depressing myself today again by reading youtube video comments :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# depression can sometimes be good
i'm going to do something shortly that always cheers me up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Some are born great,
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them.

Mind you, if experience is anything to go by, it's the kids that are declared geniuses at a very young age who end up getting nowhere in life. Ambition gets you further than natural ability.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# ^this
i'm a lazy fucker, i'm not allowed to get a job and i spend my days watching t.v or being on here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Not allowed to get a job? What would you do if you could?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# my ideal job
would be in either virology or forensic toxicology.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Virology is pretty cool. I saw a book called something like 'the encyclopedia of viruses' in a library.
It had some great line drawings of various viral capsid shapes, all geometric and stuff.

Forensic toxicology could be good, too I suppose. Mass-spec, peak analysis, that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# i've always been fascinated by poisons and viruses
the deadlier, the better. it sounds odd, but i absolutely love the ebola virus, it's an almost perfect killing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# The only thing that keeps it contained is the lack of transport infrastructure where it lives.
That ought to be a lesson for the rest of us. It's pretty awesome stuff.

I'll tell you what else is fascinating. Virophages, prions, and nanobacteria.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)
# i've been meaning to read up on virophages
ever since watching i am legend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)
# that's not a virophage, it's a retrovirus
surely
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)
# true
but the whole thing has got me interested in the entire subject again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# also: macroviruses
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:44, archived)
# oooh, yes!
but later, it's shower time now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)
# True. Motivation, ability to finish tasks, set realistic goals, etc etc. All just as important as IQ, or other similar measures.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I never had to work hard at anything throughout my entire education, that's my problem.
I'm not accustomed to it. If I'd ever had to struggle to achieve academically, I'd probably have appreciated it a lot more. As it is, the idea of getting good grades just isn't even interesting to me. In all honesty, I'd rather just be normal, and get invited to parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# IQ of 126? The chavs would reject the little smartass ginger bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I should refresh before posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# yes, yes you should
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Oi! Don't steal my sentence constructions!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Irony is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# A man walks into a bar.
Everyone else could see it coming.
It was an irony bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# how can it be stealing
when i was clearly first?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# they should employ someone like you
to sort out the US patent system.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# that would involve moving to america
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)
# You may have a point, but I do use "Yes, yes.." a lot. It is possible that it is shared culture, rather than theft :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# well, i use it quite a lot, too
and always have
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Can we not argue about which condecending git uses the common condecending sentence structure most?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# if you insist
i'm off in a bit anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Meanie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I use subordinate clauses.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Yes, yes you should. I suggest embroidering this, framing it, and hanging it in the toilet, to remind you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# spike is a top name
if i ever had a boy child i'd really fight for him to be called spike
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# it just makes me think of spike from buffy
who is utterly yummy.
however, if i had a son, he would be named dante.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# that would be good for an accidental pregnancy I guess (aren't they all?)
 
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BEEEEE HERE"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# pff
well, it's not going to happen. trust me on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Ginger?
Quick! Abort!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Oh no! It's ginger :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Latest Zombie.....
(daverule Poobumwobblebottynobnobsex, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# WOAAAAGGH that made me jump D:
Looks good
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# that's a bit good
the marks on the neck make her look like she was either bitten there or strangled
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Awesome :D
I like zombies.
But not in that way.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)
#
ta peeps, much appreciated!
(daverule Poobumwobblebottynobnobsex, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# nicely
:) i just finished one for the book of the dead - will post it after tea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
#
awesomeness... I shall drink beer in anticipation!
(daverule Poobumwobblebottynobnobsex, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha
well you can cheat and look now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
#
Thats awesome!!! Especially the grin on his half smashed sweed!!
(daverule Poobumwobblebottynobnobsex, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# thank you squire
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# LouLou had grown tired of traditional hunting methods....
"CFB"

cfb (200K)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# i like LouLou's thinking
although, to quote Burt Gummer, 4 pounds of C4 may be a bit excessive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I love those films :D
'ning
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)
# 'ning!
i've got all 4 of them! Burt is just the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Yes he is!
I saw him (the actor) in how I met your mother recently, also, and remembered the films. Now i'm going to watch the series and see if that was any good.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# how i met your mother?
i've seen a couple of episodes, i was completely underwhelmed. however, i may well watch me some tremors later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# I didn't think I'd like it
but me and some friends have been watching through entire seasons at a time, and I'm strangely hooked.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# i only tend to see it
when it's on after the big bang theory, which i adore
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# BBT
is also a very good show. There's a new episode out tonight, I think. In America.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)
# got to wait till thursday for the next one here
it's rapidly turning into the sheldon show, which suits me just fine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# What episodes are we up to here now?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# penny and leonard just got together
last week was the sheldon/wil wheaton face-off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Oh.
I'm 7 episodes ahead of where I should be then :/
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)
# don't tell me what's happening!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I recently learned Sheldon guest-starred in Family Guy.
I have yet to watch this episode.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# i had no idea!
i will definitely have to look out for that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# It was on in America in 2009
That means we'll probably be seeing it after the Olympics.
And I don't mean the London ones.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# you're only supposed to blow the bloody beaks off
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)
# arf!
i am now inclined to drive my remote-controlled inflatable mini cooper around the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:42, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# i am doing
but it's jumpy, i think my niece drained the batteries earlier :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# she's obviously working for the Mafia
phone Mr Bridger!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:04, archived)
# she's annoyed with me as it is
i told her she looks like a Weasley
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
You are the best aunt ever.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# i am indeed
she really does look just like a Weasley, but at least i buy her sweets. my nephew is seriously hyperactive, something i didn't take into account when i bought him a packet of glucose tablets. he was awake for 2 days!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Awesome :)
Probably not for you though eh :P
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# yeah
the glucose tablets were given to him just before he went home ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# hehe
I like the colours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)
# thanks
did enhance a bit in photoshop but meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:39, archived)
#
reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)
# definitely a rasher thing to do
(dons spang proof hat)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# elements of Larson/Far Side there too
morethananelectrician.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/cat-fud/

(not that that is a bad thing)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:42, archived)
# +Simon's Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# pleads guilty
Larson is my 'toon hero
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# \o/
I likes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:46, archived)
# thak you :-)
I saw you got a mention in the newsletter - can I have your autograph please?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)
# I also got banned from You Tube!
Interesting week...

Edit: Feck 'em. I'm back already. stupid You Tube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py7kDQTIBtw
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Well done!
2004 - 2005 - now that's what I call stealth
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
# I think it was a moment of
genius. They haven't sussed me yet. And that video was a previously banned one too. Suckers.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# HAHA
Anarchist!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I'm bringing You Tube and Warners down
from within...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Definitely Warners
the feckers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# That's just the dog's bollocks
as well as the cat's whiskers.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Ta muchly
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# LouLou could teach thylfethter a thing or two . . . take that Tweedy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhhahh yes
 
woo, and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# The Adventures Of Beat Takeshi: Episode III
Ok, Really am going to revise now, last post of the day... *Makes Cup Of Tea*
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
# I am thinking you may have a wee bit of an obsession
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# I've no idea what or who this Mr B Takeshi is, but he sure is one bad ass motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# go watch Battle Royale
and/or Brother
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# I'm reading Battle Royale at the moment
I don't think I've ever come across a book that totally connects the reader with so many characters at once. Quite amazing.

Also gore.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# *penny drops*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# oooooh! He's the guy who played Zatoichi! (and loads of other stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Hana-Bi is pretty good too ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I hear her sisters aren't bad either
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# i would tell you how great i think this is
but Beat Takeshi stole the part of my brain that gives a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Is this something to do with Takeshi's Castle?
Or have I misunderstood?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Yhea he does...
... here :P en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi's_Castle
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)
# He's hardly in the version of it that was shown in the UK
But he hosted the original
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Yes...
... But i think the gargantuan paper mashé head man in the ones they show in the UK are meant to be representations him O_o. (the one in the big F'OFF mother of a lazer/waterpistol/whateverthehellitis car in the final round... it does look like him...a bit)
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Crop is your friend.
Also, Beat would not be your friend if he knew you were stalking him.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Cropped finally...
... why would I want to be his friend? He's terrifying... one hair on my head turns white every-time I say his name... i have Takeashi night terrors... If I appease him by making these mad tributes... maybe .... just maybe he will stop eating my soul while i sleep.... and .... maybe .... just even... the... slightest...chance.... I will.... get over .... this .... Fullstophorrea! :S
(sir_ch33s3ington Think NOTHING of it! (>º_º)>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)
# 'ning
A guy who looked very similar to this once told me I was like a 'modern oscar wild'.


Click for bigger (259 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# He could be very silly mid off
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# He's a bad ass spin bowler
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I bet he's a top sledger!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# trust me
this is one maiden* he isn't going to bowl over!




*may not technically be a maiden any more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# A double pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# oo er missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# zing!
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# you can get ointment for that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# phoar

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# "Modern" as in
"Has no ability to spell proper nouns correctly"?

/Angry proof-reader blog
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I'm not sure you know what a proper noun is.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I am.
www.englishclub.com/grammar/nouns-proper.htm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
#
A "proper noun" is a grammatical entity. It is not a class of words. To say someone can't spell proper nouns makes about as much sense as saying they can't spell the accusative case. The individual words that make up a proper noun may have a spelling, but they aren't necessarily English words, or even words in any language at all. This is why they aren't allowed in Scrabble.

In any case, he's written "oscar wild" (sic) not only without capitalisation, but also with the indefinite article, so there's a case to be made for it not being a proper noun anyway.

[edit] I'm also not all too impressed by a website with such pedantic leanings that gives as an example "My favourite movie is Greece."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)
# I peaked after the capital A
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Hehe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Don't be fooled
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHA!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# now that it's gone
i love snow too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# YES!
In other news, I've been banned from You Tube and all my videos deleted. First working day after a vid of mine was Newslettered and i was warned to look out for Admen stealing it. Coincedence?
My arse.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Oh that is shocking all your stuff was brilliant and original
how the hell can they justify deleting your stuff and banning you?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# that sucks!
youtube is being twatty today, it's freezing all the time for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# ??!
But, I've seen your stuff, how does that get you banned??!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# They claim
I infringed copyright. This is true. But they add i did it three times. This is not true, as they had previously banned at least 12 videos for that very offence. So why now? I smell a rat, although I haven't got the tin foil out quite yet.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# eh what?
no reason?

edit: ah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# They site a video
that had actually been on there for 18 months. Three days after I got newslettered, it is suddenly an issue. There are 20,000 videos by the drifters on You Tube. Mine alone was naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
# I guess they must track what's popular and check copyrights on those in particular
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
# My vids
are rarely described as 'popular'. Niche perhaps, or quirky. The newsletter vid wasn't even linked to You Tube, it was on Vimeo. But it just seems odd timing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# ahh hmm
in that case: weird
and probably also: bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# It will have been some non-b3tan probably a 4chan or similar
they will have seen your brilliantly original newsletter vid visited your YouTube site and reported you for the music you use in your videos - Pure cynical jealously. Either that or maybe it was some ad-agent looking to steal your idea by getting you banned. I hope not. This is such sad news.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# I'm not giving up
I'm nothing if not bloody-minded. And bless this guy:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxJyaTR84rU&feature=youtube_gdata

I don't even know him!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# You said that your video was on Vimeo - I wholey endorse this site
much better than YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# For sound and quality i agree
but it lacks the community spirit you get on you tube. Well; I did.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:18, archived)
# it was probably
someone being a cunt. console yourself with the fact that nobody loves them and their life is so sad, they have to throw a spanner in the works of your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Yeah,
but now nobody loves me. I was getting 5,000 views a day and about 60 messages i had to answer. I'll miss that :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:21, archived)
# don't worry, you've still got us
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Awww
thank you. Sadly there's a few on here that hate me with a passion! I expect they will be happy today.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)
# hate is for those who are unhappy with themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Well all they need to know is
I don't give up easily.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Awww
Sad how pathetic some people are, bad luck

I prefer Vimeo these days, the comments are less retarded ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:05, archived)
# that sucks
upload them to dailymotion, they're a bit more lax than pootube
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Sadly
I don't have them all now. I lost them in the great sundae computer crash of '08
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
# that sucks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Damn
That's a bit crap. Keep making the vids, we'll keep watching, and the corporate shills can go to blazes.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# hahahahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Yaaay!
Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Mistaken Identity


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# he is a fox in human clothing
just look at that nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Or a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# too foxy to be a duck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Maybe it's a ducky fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# maybe
but i doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Unbeliever!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# i'd prefer if he was a duck
fox and hoisin sauce isn't pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I likes that, I've been there... Can I leave this here?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)

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