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[challenge entry] Cameron & Brown Remembrance day photo opp


EDIT and I'd be eternally grateful if you could help get this Tony Blair video to 1,000 views. Lot of work but little take-up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=coIXSGy2fIU
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# i'm getting a banksy vibe
nicely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# ^ this
only with 'nicely' spelled correctly ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# i noticed it just before i read your comment :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# VERY Banksy!
(Hmmm... maybe BBD really is Banksy... and he saves the good stuff for us...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# God that's good
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Definitely a Banksy feel but top-notch as always Beau
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Started doing the image as normal photoshop
but better in this stark style. (and MUCH easier to complete)
btw Wouldn't say 'Banksy' style but stencil style maybe. Lot of other guys out there. Good site here:
www.artofthestate.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# My word that's a cluttered web page...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# This is so true - Banksy didn't create the medium but anybody using high-contrast + politics get's labelled as Banksyesque -
for that I appologise :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# don't forget that Banksy's "politics"
are also far more heavy-handed, crass, ill thought out, and reactionary than Beau's
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# True he's a victim of his own ego
Banksy, that is. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I can be crass too!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I did meet the bloke once (fleetingly)
when he came into the Mark Thomas 'Nazi Coke' exhibition to hang his just-finished Vietnam/Mickey Mouse/Ronald McDonald pic.(Well MT said it was him)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I think everybody has been in "Crass" at one stage
I walked into the Leadmill oneday to see a Crass gig and even I was a band member for 2 minutes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Oh you silly thing you
go on then, be crass, I dare you

I double dare you
(Carlosfandango, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# 100% Pure FANTASTIC
INSTACLICK


(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Top Work, and none too far from the truth, either.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# It helps if you hum Sailors Hornpipe whilst watching this


Eye Rapingly HUGE one:
www.b3tards.com/u/5f6a984dc71b99e9d37b/rotten_-_mclaren.gif
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# It's as if he was in the room with me
issa bit big
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Sorry..
I don't know how to make it like a thumnail thingummy. I'm a bit rubbish, you see.
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# just resize or crop the original gif
and reload it to B3tards and then edit this post.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# if you use photoshop just click, file, then save for web and devices, it lets you change size and optimize colours
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# scissors and pva glue
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# There we are. Had to resize all the images and create the gif again
Surely it's obvious I don't use Photoshop, though. Nothing could look as crudely made as this in Photoshop!!
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# HARDER

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# STRONGER

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# DAFTER
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# C-C-C-C-C-COMBO
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# BREAKER
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# second time today
I'm not very good at this game
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# FIXER
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# No it doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I always liked himto be honest but huzzah anyway. And have some TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# tinny earphones - pah!
Where I come from, the bus is full of twats playing 'RnB' full blast from their phone speakers.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# YOU CALL THAT DANCING?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Yes...
I never was very good. Two left feet, you see

D:
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# *stands back from monitor*
*tries vewing through wrong end of a telescope*
*gets board of being sarcastic*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Just for morbid interest...
He had cancer and died in a Swiss hospital with 2 sons at his side. Good for him for taking the fast painless route out. Respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# CastleRGB didn't work so well...
...and castleCMYK was just too big to post.


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# arf!
most amusing
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# haha Castle Out of Gamut worked ok then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# teeeeeeefs
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# oh christ, I only just got this
Woo for top punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Think on, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] And after he´s taken your money...
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all about the Benjamins
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# This is wonderful.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I'd hate to think what putting a cross in the Tories box would bring
Gah! I'm annoyed that I have absolutely nothing to vote for - there is no working class alternative, The Greens are all pretty middle-class and quite mad, The Lib-Dems are New Labour/Tory Wannabes, The Monster Raving Loony Party don't even stand around here and you can't vote for the Anarchists... grrrr. politics what a fucking waste of a vote!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Whoever we vote for...
..and whoever wins the British public will still bend over and let the ruling party shaft us with the sandpaper glove as we ask for more.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# What annoys me more than the lack of a working-class party
is the people who tell you that if you don't vote you don't have an opinion or a right to voice an opinion - really? Because I'm pretty damn sure I have an opinion and I have a right to express my opinion regardless of my lack of voting choices. I'm just not quite so upfront about shoving my views and leaflets down other people's throats come election time!

Oh well I will just have to make do with the inevitable gloom of whatever party decides to tell me what to do for the next 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
#
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/08/political-manifesto-vote-kushlick
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Pity I don't live in Bristol South then - not a phrase I have ever been known to utter before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# it was exactly the same last time around
voter apathy keeps the old boys network intact
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# If you don't vote they tell you this is the case -
if you do vote you end up voting for the very 'old boys networks' they claim that your apathy is keeping intact!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# less than a third
of the country voted last time, so this government represents around a sixth of the people it governs. most people will say that voting for the main opposition is the only alternative, and their policies are virtually identical in that they advocate maintaing the status quo. the other candidates are written off because they'll never get in. while I don't believe that the lib dems or greens aren't part of the old boys, if more people would vote for a fringe party it would at least challenge the establishment to have to think a bit differently.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I used to be a Branch Secretary for The Socialist Party (Previously Militant)
but they don't have a big enough support to stand more than 1 or 2 even with a Green/Socialist Alliance no more than 4 people throughout Sheffield and none of those stand in my Area. I will vote for the nearest to a Socialist agenda that I can else I won't even use my vote not even for Labour.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# ^ this
I won't vote for any party or candidate I don't want to see win. Even when voting strategically. Realistically, this means that I won't vote for anyone. But I bet I've spent more time researching the issues than the people who just vote for the same people they've always voted for, and often who their parents voted for as well, without putting in any thought whatsoever.

So at that point who is the apathetic one? :(
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# isn't that just advocating your current MP, or the poll-leader in your consituency?
you're basically saying "I don't want them to win, but I don't want the main alternative to win even more"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Why vote for the Main Alternative? If that alternative doesn't speak for your views or your life-style?
Isn't that a worst waste of a vote than not voting?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I'd agree to that
Voting for something/someone you don't agree with is pretty absurd
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# the point is that not voting is exactly the same as voting for the market favourite
spoil your ballot, vote for a fringe, stand yourself, blow up the polling office, anything else is better
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I will vote for the best alternative that reflects my views
if a socialist alliance stands here I will vote for them if not then I have no vote.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# at least spoil your ballot
as its recorded as a protest. not turning up at all just lumps you in statistically with those too stupid/lazy to have an opinion (when clearly you do)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# That's what I find so annoying
a good percentage of spoilt ballot papers are done by people who are just simply stupid - so in order to spoil mine I would have to do it with wit and intelligence "FUCK YOU CAMERONBROWN SHITE MONKEYS!" or something like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# they'd probably count that as a vote for the Lib Dems
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah I would have put the Lib Dem's name above but I simply don't have a clue what his name is
and can't be bothered Googling it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# That's not fair, wanting to vote for a party that favours your pals over other people.
Surely what you want is a party with no class. Er, you know what I mean.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# You know who to blame?
The Normans, that's who. And I don't mean Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# That's where it all went wrong ever since they got Johnathan Ross in to replace Barry Norman
for the Film reviews!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Trufax
coming over here with their boeuf and their jambon.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# There is no "classless" party and we don't live in a classless society
everybody else votes for their interests first so why should it be wrong for working-class people to put their interests first? The workers have had their rights stripped right to the bone and that causes the tensions that lead to strike actions erupting all over the UK. Give us decent pay and decent working conditions and we will be content.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I suggest...
...you try getting job in China for a year or two. Then come back and tell use what having "rights stripped right to the bone" really means.
There's much to be angry about in UK politics (digital economy bill, broadcast flag, ID cards/database, RIPA, EVCS/ISA etc), but I don't feel employees' rights is one of them.
As for putting ones one's interests (or one's principals) first; that's fine IMHO. That's how it is supposed to work isn't it? The elected body is an "average" of what the populace think? (Hopefully with some kind of protection for minority views). I know I will be voting for whomever I think will serve me best and has the closest match with my world-view.
[Which will b the least-bad candidate as always, and certainly not the twat-badger who got by name and address by abusing the electoral roll. Reminds me...snotty letter time]
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Oh right the Fucking "Get a Job in China/Russia/Some Random Psuedo-Communist Country" argument
you do well standing heckling Trade Union Marches - if you're quick you can heckle some tomorrow in London!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Urf...unions
They'll be fourth against the wall come the revolution.
They served a purpose once (maybe some still do), but most are simply fiefdoms for those in charge, they have really served their members well, haven't they? Look at the twonk they helped put in power!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I'd rather be in a Union than not in one
if you don't cross a picket line and you're in the Union you are covered by their lawyers against getting the sack - if you're not in a Union and don;t cross a Picket-Line you have no cover at all. The Union beaucracy is corrupt but that doesn't mean the structure is unsound it just mean we have to work hard about changing the leadership. Unlike the Labour Party the structure is now throughly un-sound from to top to the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Here's the thing
I'd cross the picket line quite happily. If my employer pisses me off enough (not that they do) then I'll simply go somewhere else. I am not in a union as you can probably guess.
I am confused by your last comment. The Labour Party is un-sound IMO, and I would say that unions are equally un-sound.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# The roots of the Union are ordinary working people
the bureaucracy of the Union are un-sound no doubt as they are the same people who support the Labour party - we have to turn that around by seizing control of the Unions and bringing it back into democratic control. The Labour Party is too far gone for that ever to happen. The Unions need to stop supporting Labour and fund a working-class alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# All you need to do is put the roots at the top of the power structure, and keep them there.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Yup and there's the rub
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It should be principles, not interests
or you're a selfish goit.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# It's only a waste...
...if you waste it. Rather than moaning why not go and do something. As the saying goes:
"Those who can, do
Those who can't be arsed, moan about it on teh interwebs"
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Moaning is doing something
most of what that Martin Luther King did was just advanced moaning.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# At least...
...he could moan in style.
Hmm...there may be a (weak) joke in there somewhere.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Because of all the reasons I have explained above
a non-vote is no less effective than a vote - regardless of the way you vote. Sooner or later people will have to sit up and take note of why so many people are not using their votes, or do you really believe that it will get to a stage where Political Parties are gaining seats based on a very small fraction of the overall vote?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Spoling the ballot...
...is IMHO more effective than a non-vote. You are saying "I have the will and wherewithal to vote, but there is no candidate for me".
Even better (assuming there genuinely is no one you feel you can vote for) would be to start your own campaign (or join an action/lobby group or whatever).
Moaning and not voting isn't really anything IMHO.
You are of course free to do as you wish (until some ass-hat makes that illegal 'n all)
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Also it's fun and you can probably write swears.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# That...
...is a fucking excellent idea!

Who can write the worst swear on a ballot paper and not get gaoled?
Or who can fill out their ballot in the most amusing manner and not get sectioned?
Now there is a compo!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# did it for my last council elections
changed the names to Betty Arsebiscuit and Norman Shit-Norman and drew a CDC on the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Supporting democracy!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# For a start to stand in the election you need to be a registered party and put up something like £4,000
in advance and only if you achieve over 5% of the vote will you get your Deposit back. So there is a very real and tangible barrier to standing in elections which is why Socialist Groups find it so difficult to put up cnadidates - this isn't the land of the free!

And spoiling the ballot paper? - what does that actually prove? I've stood in local elections all the spolit papers are sorted in a pile of about a few dozen and the parties argue about what the "voter" was actually voting for so a percent of "spolit" papers are actually mis-used as votes under the idea the voter was too stupid to know how to put an X in a box!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Good for you for standing
And I can see I will have to be very careful where I curl one out should I decide spoil my ballot.
Even if you can't stand yourself (or your group can't), then making your case to the other candidates is surely better than nothing. ("MLK advanced moaning" if you will)
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Yes be very careful how you spoil your ballot paper
one person put "X" in every box but 1 and they took it that it was a vote for the one without the X - whether the voter actually intended that or was expressing some form of Proportional Representation will never be known - but it was decided what the vote was by a totally unelected group of people speculating on it's meaning. Probably better to smear poo on the ballot sheet they wouldn;t touch it then or they would assume it was a vote for Brown :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I agree with the spoiling your ballot argument

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# For a small, irrelevant party
a few votes matter, and increase the chance of it ultimately becoming a relevant party... decades later. Except by the sound of it you don't even have a small, irrelevant party standing that's in any way attractive.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Exactly
e.g. The Greens will (probably) never win an election. But simply but being there and nabbing a few percent of the vote (potentially a vital few percent if the parliament is hung) they keep the other parties in check and manage to get their message out.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# as I said up there
they already do
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Oh, but the alternatives...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# They're not seams, they represent the tortured darkness of his soul
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# This deserves the T1000 Spanginator...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Now thats what I call Art! :D

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# no reason


(now with iddy biddy bits of skull......)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# mmm yummy
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Haha
top stuff

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# ITALIAN, MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# tee hee
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# ha ha Brilliant :D
One of these moments.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# ketchup stains are the worst.....
wait, hold on.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Do one for not checking the squirty cream can is proper vertical.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I refuse to accept the existance of "squirty cream"
it is an abomination.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
#
an abomination well lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# 1. Locate jam injection point on donut.
2. Insert squirty cream nozzle
3. Inflate
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# or when the nozzle on the deodorant
is pointed at your eyes by mistake
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Have done this with a spraycan of white metal primer....
not a good look.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
# why were you spraying your armpits
with metal primer?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahhahaha, this is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# lol *clicks*
(Virulent, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Yum
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# i'd just wipe a chip right across his shirt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# or a deep fried pig's ear?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# ewwww, fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Haha, no reason needed!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] watch out for Mandy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
but then again, bloody hell that rally crash source looked pretty grim....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# indeed
what a hideous weatherbeater that man's wearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# oooof, it sure did
but luckily it sent them flying rather than ploughing right over them
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# You are Sharon Smith.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Only at weekends, or when the mood takes me.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
here's the goal:
write a lol
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME ROB YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# More Goat than Stoat
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# More boat than goat
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# More moat than float

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# More oats than groats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# More Throat than Scrote
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# more coat than mote
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# More bloat than Jolt
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# More anecdote than Usain Bolt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# more peyote than Don Quixote
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# more smote than devote
(Carlosfandango, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# That reminds me - I like how 'Go Compare'
already own 'www.goatcompare.com'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# its nice weather
go outside! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Vote now to ensure disappointment!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# the longest 4-day week of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# THIS
BUT I'VE got a one day week next week - yay for time off to cover Easter Hols!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# General Election sounds a bit like General Erection
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# POLOLOTICS RIGHT HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# As written on rob's shiny new iPa ***WIRELESS CONNECTION LOST***
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# :D
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9996385
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# hehehe....
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# This is a party political broadcast on behalf of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# More off colour than Malcolm Maclaren
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# haha oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Includes interview with Guy Kewney
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# but HoboSexuals are dirtier
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Malcolm McClaren invented parliamentary democracy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# The Newsletter Even Frankie Boyle Takes Offence To
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# what recession?
oh sorry, you're in Britain
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# WE CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS. TAKE OFF THE BALLGAG
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Beau B'Dor explodes with the excitement of it all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Damn
I so have to get to the supermarket now.

Maybe Sainsbury's. Blueberry muffins. Apple doughnuts. White choccy cookies.

Evil Mr. P.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# choc chip muffins or nothing YOU HEAR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I just had chocolate ice cream for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Who said fad dieting doesn't have its benefits?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I want a beach tummy for summer
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Assuming not "beach ball" or "beached whale" then
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I'm thinking "lobster-buddha"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# This is a marvellous idea.
stupidly, I went for boiled eggs and toast. Foolishness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I have kept my options open by not having breakfast yet
/smug blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# But....but....
It's nearly time for the daily serial*, and you've had no breakfast??? What madness is this?


*no pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I had a massive baguette
filled with sausage and scrambled egg and lashingsof HP

I feel a bit sick now though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# That ^ sounds rather good. The baguette, that is.
Nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I'm not so sure it was
feel a bit sick and hot tea is now making my teeth hurt
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# :(
But it was nice chocolate ice cream, wasn't it? Eh, eh?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# 2 for a fiver
I'm a sucker for the special offers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# You suck for a fiver?
*Readys wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Half off today
That's the problem with sharp teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# *Runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
#
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/Ice_Cream/Cadbury_Creme_Egg_Ice_Cream_1L.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# you filthy little tease
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Now I must get muffins.
lots of them.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# like Mock the Week, but without any gag-writers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
#
-writers ball in Lucy Porter's mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# VOTE FOR ME, ME, ME, ME. NOT HIM, DON'T VOTE FOR HIM. VOTE FOR ME. ME. ME .ME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Now with pointless flash "swingometer" animations
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Why am I still trying to think up newsletter subject lines when I really really need a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Red lorry, blue lorry, yellow lorry....
/dribbles
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
#
rr bb
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# PALLBEARERS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# WIK-WIK-WA!!..WIKY-WIK-WA!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# WTF
Whoop
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# I bet you wondered if this week's newsletter subject line was going to be short and snappy.. Well, after some consideration we decided that it would indeed be a good idea to make it fit in your email window, but than we took so long deciding, that we..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Upton's Labour Councillor Balvinder Bains Is Here To Help Out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Jeremy to win the National
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9817415
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# his jockey will wear magenta silks
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Can we count on you to read the b3ta newsletter in 4 weeks' time?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# NO IN-JOKES - Almost guaranteed!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# the newsletter that tells YOU what to vote
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Unlike your local candidates, you hear from us every week instead of when there's an election coming up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Read it before the Digital Economy Bill makes it illegal
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# ha ha
great
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Already a bit dodgy under existing legislation
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# ^ This would be a good subject line too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Everyone copying my theme will have their internets cut off
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
#
Government to cut the penis off anyone caught photocopying Razzle.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# B3ta.com is a fully owned subsidiary of News Corporation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# So when does "donation" become "subscription"?
How much will the newsletter cost?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I think you deserve to win, purely on the effort given today.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# *votes for this actual line*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Scan it, make it smaller and reprint it - totally legal.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# heheheh
*champagne*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Sponsered by Isohunt... for a couple more weeks at least
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# We're changing the law because the owner of a record company sucked us off on his yacht...together
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Malcolm McLaren's Youth in Asia tour cut short.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# DE Bill now Law
let the riots begin!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# SEE YOU ON FREENET
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# never gets distracted by anything... oh shiny penny
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# FREE IPAD INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# NOW! Thats What I Call Cuntflaps
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# CHANGE THAT WORKS FOR YOU: KILL YOURSELF
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# BNP Mascot: REGINA the White Gollywog. Shes a bit backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Lurking on Reddit so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# What's the difference between Tierry Henry and Lenry Henry? Tierry is still fucking French.
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] BOUNCE FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# EVERYBODY JUMP
also reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# 1) hee hee
2)click
3) I just tried the votematch.org.uk site. Obviously it's relatively basic (and doesn't try to be anything else) but it scared me.

It says I 61% agree with UKIP. :(
The scariest part is reading the comments left by the parties in question.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# haha fuck
"Don't include any party you would never vote for"

that narrows it down to almost two
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Indeed
I'm glad I read the full responses bit.

Where I misread "Deport people born outside the UK if they commit crimes" and assumed it meant "Deport non-resident foreign nationals if they commit crimes" and ticked it.

the UKIP respose is something like "yes, we should, and it'll be easier once we repeal the Human Rights Act".

One of the BNP responses regarding parliamentary chage is something like "Yeswe are scared, because every change made by labour is designed to stop the BNP getting into power"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# *click
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] wow
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Good for you
Now draw another 345,0000 of them and you will have a masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I can't fucking beleive it
I just watched a bunch of Christians go door-to-door in my street (from my upstairs office window) and every single one of them missed my house. I had some of my best atheist arguments ready and everything.

Perhaps I shouldn't have pressed my face to the window and beckoned with my finger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# The 11" brass effect Penis doorknocker
might have put them off as well
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# it burned like hell making the cast for that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# top tip:
cast in clay, THEN in molten metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# will plasticine do?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# it might do as a substitute for clay
the chance of it making an acceptable penis or metal substitute is relatively low.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Were you wearing pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# *checks*
sort of, just not in the traditional sense
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# "Pants on head" is an acceptable variant
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I gnoppsed Call me Dave!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# hehe, but that's what he actually looks like...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Super-Lols!
Have a cheeky pea of our glorious Gnopdon Brown:
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# now draw a dummy!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# You've got my vote
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# now colour it in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# looks good, but the lighting is a bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# >--<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Don't you feel it at least attempts to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# *steps back, tries to look at line for a different angle*
Hmmmm....

Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Yup, you're right.
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# It's too brown, and I don't like the font
2/10 Needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Game over, man
Game over.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:04, archived)
# I Vote MelonS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:06, archived)
# TJ
did anyone else watch the Sharon Osbourne Roasting on C4 last night? It made me laugh like hell, but I can't help thinking that TV Entertainment has turned a strange corner
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I really can't stand Patrick Kielty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I usually think that
but then he only goes and makes me laugh. His early stand-up was very very good - taking the piss out of the IRA in Northern Ireland before the cease-fire
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I laughed at the fact he was going on about pumping her daughter Aimee
but..I just think he's turned into a egomaniac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# yes. it was good.
although Keith Lemon was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# he always is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# but particularly more shit than usual
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Melons.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Yay! *votes* :D
good nings to all.

Thank fuck it's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:07, archived)
# yay it's Friday!
boo - I have to go to the dentist!
yay - it's just a checkup!
yay - I have a very pretty Indian lady dentist

yays:3,boos:1

yays win!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Is your appointment at 2.30?
geddit....?


'Nings!
apols for lameness, still in bed with a nice cuppa tea.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# why did the pig's tail get out of bed?
cos it was twirly

actually its 11:30 which isn't funny at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# what happens if you mix up your viagra and laxatives?
it makes you crap in bed....

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# but I'm already....
oh - I get it


An old man went to the doctor and asked for some Viagra. The doc asked "Are you sure? You are nearly 80 years old"

"oh yes" said the man, "I've managed to get myself a date tonight with a hot young girl and I don't want to disappoint her"

Not believing a word of it, the doc wrote him out a prescription just to keep him quiet and sent him on his way.

The next day the old man is back at the surgery. The doctor joked "Oh hello - I expect you want something for your back after last night?"

"No" said the man - "It's my elbow - she didn't turn up"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# And you get hard stools
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry]

a vote for germ is a vote for more sick leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I might or might not vote for this candidate - it's amoeba, nothing definite
Of course, it might lead to industrial action and the boss would virus all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I'd vote germ if he wasn't so cocci.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# But he's a strepping young fella
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# very cultured
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# And an infectious laugh
And somehow avoided Damian McBride's sneezegate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Only one thing would make it better
ample boobage on the dentist
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# boo: although it's just a checkup it'll still cost a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Melon ftw.
I'm feeling frankly hard done by, because I spent an hour on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# It happens to the best and worst of us
Even Beau Beau "As featured on TV" D'Or's offerings yesterday got barely a whisper.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
# you get less response if you satisfy expectations
if you exceed them you get a good response
if you fall far below them you get a huge response

In a survey of 17 women aged 25-45, 83% agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# That's 14.11 women!!!111!!!!>????!!?!!/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Sandi Toksvig was one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Ahhhhh, suddenly everything makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# pffft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# a lot of it is timing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I gotta be honest, I didn't really understand it but I was too embarrassed to say... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Nae bother
It's Rupert Murdoch tipping the balance of power as he requires it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh
That's way to clever for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# What's his policy on post neo-classical endogenous growth?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# MELONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# oh, so he's a tory?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# He's a bit meloncholic
It might be a melonoma.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# oh no :(


or it could just be the sticky gum from the label
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# He wanted to run away with his girlfriend and get married
But he cantaloupe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Honey - dew really have to make these puns?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# I like to keep it simple
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# that was a reply to this..
b3ta.com/board/9997383

but it posted it here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# superb - made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# that's no melon
That's a marrow!


Impostor!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# When he was narrow, he attended Harrow with Paul Darrow
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Arf!
Didn't see the subject line I was lolling at Blake's Melon
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# * VOTES
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# hahaa!
I'd so much rather vote Melon than any of the other selfish, snouty bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# But a Vote for Battenberg IS a vote for common sense
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# fuck
now there's a massive dilemma

I know Battenberg isn't for everyone - but I'd vote for Battenberg *and* Melon

we need the Kemeny-Young method
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# I had to google the Kemeny-Young system
it actually looks quite sensible..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# The original script of "Macbeth" featured a lot of Battenberg cake
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
2 WITCH. Battenberg, a lovely cake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

(and later)

First Witch
1 When shall we three meet again?
2 In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

Second Witch
3 Let us consult the soothful iPhones,
4 The Met Office says it shall hail great stones.

Third Witch
5 Upon the Tuesday we shall wake,
But please, no more Battenberg cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# ha ha, you are a loon
you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Remember the time Mr. Pot made an insensitive racial remark to Mr. Kettle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# :D
Nod's as good as wink to a blind otter.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# It's simple, it's honest and Melon has my vote - sweet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# *votes Melon*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# I can't vote melon because I'm already voting fish :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# aren't fish's policies a bit watered-down?
I find melon's policies to be more rounded - and greener
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Policies schmolicies
It's personality that counts, and fish have it by the bucketload.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Especially those pesky John Dorys.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I like this almost as much as I like melons
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# who doesn't love a mouthful of nips ?
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:52, archived)
# Korean "comfort women"?
 
D :
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:13, archived)
# ouch
very ouch
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:38, archived)
# okay they weren't all Korean but that was the only jape that came to mind
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_women#Country_of_origin

I guess I'm just a terrible, terrible person

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:44, archived)
# Wow, they even had a Joy Division.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:47, archived)
# My favourite part was the vivisection
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731#Activities
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:05, archived)
# you're starting to sound like postbear
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:10, archived)
# I think burying people alive is just plain lazy and evil at the same time

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:15, archived)
# But they keep pushing the dirt aside so you have to shovel it on twice as fast
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:34, archived)
# Wow... have you read this bit!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_569#Truth
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:32, archived)
# headphones at work
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)
# hahaha
Well played squire!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# oooof
I couldn't possibly endorse such a distasteful post, however funny, well thought out, funny, relevant, funny or funny it was.
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:15, archived)
# As it turns out, my female dentist
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:21, archived)
# psst
seen Curis's FP?


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:35, archived)
# the one on the front page?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:41, archived)
# Where is this 'front page' of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:46, archived)
# I think it's on the 'Front page' of this very website...I might be wrong mind!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)
# no.



yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Yeah! That was super :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Chocolate coated nips at that.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:01, archived)
# Kiwi's don't do sheep

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:44, archived)
# You know ewe would.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:55, archived)
# "The member of public lived in a house above the field and took photos while phoning police."
and by "phoning police" they mean "masturbating".

Bestiality is always wrong, EVEN IF YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH ISLAND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:05, archived)
# I'm not 'from' the South Island, but I am currently living in Christchurch...
This place feels more like home every day.
(ryloth, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# crikey
you've been hiding for over 6 years
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:46, archived)
# That's impossible.
The world is not 6 days long.
EDIT: Twenty days! The world's not that big.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Aucklander myself, though my mother's mother's father's side is from Christchurch/Lyttelton/Sumner.
Had a hui at Onuku (out of Akaroa) a couple of weeks back, that was pretty fucking nice for a city boy:


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:48, archived)
# although the Akaroa pub was packed with drunk amateur cricketers from Ashburton, fucking hell
 
I'm not sure whether they're more likely to interfere with farm animals, each other, or both
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:50, archived)
# Folks in Christchurch are absurdly friendly I find
Was speakin to someone from State Insurance the other day, and she was so friendly and chatty I said "I bet you're from Christchurch" "yip yip!" was the reply. That's happened many times.

S
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:00, archived)
# i always found chch taxi drivers would talk your ear off
whereas wellington drivers hardly ever talk
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:22, archived)
# Presackly
That was my first introduction to chch'ies. Non stop chattertaxies. They are all like that
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:34, archived)
# GIF GIF GIF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:05, archived)
# YIFF YIFF YIFF!
You did that to me. A word I _wanted_ to forget.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:11, archived)
# shoot the idiot in the fucking head.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:15, archived)
# Heads do that?
Everything I know is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:17, archived)
# it is friday afternoon and I may possibly be losing my concentration
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/12/30/frinkle-cat/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:35, archived)
# I should be posting all of these on /links, I'm sure they haven't seen them before
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/12/26/look-at-my-fuckin-balls/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:43, archived)
# this one is pure 4chan, but it is a pretty sweet composition
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/12/03/ultimate-destiny/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:53, archived)
# ah, the simple things in life
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/rawr-derp/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:59, archived)
# one proud pussycat
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:23, archived)
# I should probably just go home
kittydestroyerofworlds.ytmnd.com/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:31, archived)
# I can never get ytmnd pages to work.
They load up then stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:36, archived)
# I get that with some of them too
you're not missing much, it's just this macro with a sound file
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/consume-the-unworthy/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:46, archived)
# Just move an eye...
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:46, archived)
# yes, quite.
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/08/12/there-is-no-problem-so-complex/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:03, archived)
# I find this an encouraging message

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:20, archived)
# not just Kiwi's
www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Sex-act-with-horse-pensioner.5900351.jp
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:08, archived)
# what is this, bestiality day?
the filthy fecker.

I would have thought sticking your dick in a horse's mouth was unfeasibly dangerous, they do have very big teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:12, archived)
# jeeeeebus!
"The owner saw the 71-year-old with the horse, before he got out of his vehicle and described seeing the horse's head in Chamberlin's groin area.

He then hit the horse with a stick, which caused the animal to bolt and drag Chamberlin along with it."

dragged by his dick .... :(
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:40, archived)
# These people probably don't own toasters
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:05, archived)
# or blenders
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:00, archived)
# ill probably stop posting these for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Is he trying to become a man or trying not to become a man?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# EXIT THE CHAMBER OF PUBES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:24, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:15, archived)
#
he's just being dragged along by life, he's not trying to do anything
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:37, archived)
# I guess that makes more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:43, archived)
# When you do nothing, you are dragged by life.
This is true. O_O

(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:17, archived)
# we're all just crawling along in the shit, waiting to die.
catmacros.wordpress.com/2010/03/06/i-hear-the-train-a-comin/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# Not true! You love, I know you do.
You little lover, you.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:47, archived)
# I love cats
catmacros.wordpress.com/2010/01/10/omg-i-can-see-bats/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:06, archived)
# You should check out the next thread up.
Meow.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:19, archived)
# I like how both images are looking at this thread.
One with a deep and eternal sadness, the other with a fickle distraction.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:43, archived)
# What the hell for?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:28, archived)
# or...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:46, archived)
# he's also free of the pube dungeon now
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:16, archived)
# You must NOT stop posting these - they bring *GLEE*! YOU ARE A GLEE-BRINGER!
I like the ambitious mountain-climbing question mark the best. ^-^
GJM! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:30, archived)
# well
i feel like they all look very similar + i dont want to give every section of the game away

ill start posting these again when i get to the next area where it looks significantly different
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# *sobs and rocks uncontrollably*
*searches out Microwaves previous posts*
Aaaaah, that's better. ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# G-game?
Did you say, um, 'game'?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:37, archived)
# yeah
what else would these be for!!
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Is it in b3ta?
Ha! Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:45, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:59, archived)
# these pubes are thicker and shorter than the others, as i recall.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:17, archived)
#
(Yog Sogoth, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:18, archived)
# I envy your potency.
One at a time or both, phwoar knows no bounds.
I salute you sir. An amorous predilection commands the highest defense, I say. Fuck hate until she's satisfied. Win for humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)
# It's ok, they were going to grow up to vote tory
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# THEY FOUGHT UNTIL THEY DIED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
# WHAT'RE YOU GONNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
cop killer, good choice.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# also
imagemacros.wordpress.com/2010/01/13/the-gazebo-is-coming-to-get-you/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:26, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:28, archived)
# I liked it. A strong reaction for sure
but it would also cure all the problems within earth mother.

I support your one word solution.

In particular, there should be a holiday where we boff the uglies. A legion of Quasimotos would dust our feet should we deign to please them for a single day.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:24, archived)
# what...
..is this from?
(stubbledchin, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# TJ Hooker: The Postal Years
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Heys

Not the most ambitious print I've ever done, but its one of the few prints lately that I've made that I've printed and looked at it for a moment, and said 'woah....' if that makes any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:31, archived)
# The woodgrain works really well in this one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:34, archived)
# what gronk pan said
I really like this :)

the wood grain looks like sea and sky and the ex-branch looks like a shattering moon type thing :)

'slovely.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:43, archived)
# exactly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Oh Hey!
Did you carve the wood to look like wood or was the wood already wood?
Also, would.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# hey!
Used a wire brush to selectively bring out the wood grain.

Will be back in san fran btw, satday thru wednesday. Going to check out the hemlock bar (or is it club? idk) on monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:16, archived)
# Hemlock is poisonous so I would view it as a dubous establishment, bar, club, or bordello.
In any case the wire brush is a cool insight. Metal fleck spray paint can also bring out grain, in a dramatic way. I could travel to SF for a meet and drink. PM in flight.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# I like this!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)

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