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# Dicking around again :p
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Got in his eyelight again
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# infinity +1
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# i cant decide who's smugger
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Definitely smug guy - he even has a sip of orange juice before he goes to the great gentleman's club in the sky
The cmug sunt
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# i bet mr. bale sat in his chair after and nibbled on his croissant
smug prick.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# saying "CROOOOISSSSSANT"
In a laughably odd interpretation of what Batman might sound like.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# or shouting at smug bastards dead body, like he did to that guy on the set of terminator 4
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# american smug
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I killed Paul Allen with an axe.....in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# this reminds me of one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard
How do you get a clown off a swing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Edit: also, nicely animated
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Cheers matey :)
I'm beginning to get the hang of it (I hope)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
# best optimisation tip I have is
remove every second frame and double the frame-display time... if it doesn't work, go through again doing the same (if possible) or look for frames where there isn't a big difference in movement from the previous frame and delete. taking frames out reduces the filesize dramatically and means you don't have to necessarily use too much lossy or reduce the colours too much.

just noticed you were asking about optimisation tips the other day
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# That's great advice :)
I didn't realise that individual frames were so big. Cheers matey.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# haha yay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Murders and executions

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# SMUGGASM

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Smugslayer!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# 1 ticket to Hull please...


sorry Terry!

Credit due to Shalroth for the idea, the sick fuck! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Poor old Tel. He's a lovely chap. Monks of cool FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# haha!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# ow
its good but its not right
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# alzheimerslols
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I liked Going Postal on sky1 :)

not read any of his books though :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# You should, comedy genius of the subtley satirical fashion with a deliciously dark edge,
Alzheimers is a cunt, I help a friend look after his Mum sometimes, 50 years of work and planning for a comfortable future, now she can't even remember her own son and spends every night crying.

Still, gotta laugh, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# my gran had it :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# whilst i concur with your asessment of altzheimers..
i must disagree concerning Pratchetts work. I'm sure he read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy one day and thought "ooh interesting style, i could use that..."
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I know what you're saying,
but it's not like Douglas Adams has been using it for a while now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I once asked DNA if he'd read any Terry Pratchett books
He said he'd once picked up a Discworld book and read the back and put it back thinking he'd be annoyed by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# oh, snap

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Aw man!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Alex Reid talks about his rapid weight gain...
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I thought if I looked a bit more like Katie's fat nigerian son, she'd love me...
... also I think it'd make me a bit more of a celebrity, I mean, there is loads to celebrate about me.
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Tom Cruise.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Who?
Soccerball lols?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# he's Jordan's...er...companion
so I am led to believe

and is therefore several evolutionary ladder rungs below your average footballer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# ... she isn't the Doctor you know.
She might have tits the size of inside of the TARDIS but she's definitely not a Time Lord.
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Ah right.
In which case, I'm off for a coffee and a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# he fights cages
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Aww...

Click for 300+ more comics and pictures.

Sad angler fish :(
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I really
like this. Contemplative smile.
(voodoo_economics, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Awww!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# *chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# *puffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# YAY HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# this
is marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
*instalikes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# "So big and sort-of round it was..."


de-RIS for non-news followers...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# The Silurians are coming!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Who was Rory again?
:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# you'll find out in the finale
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# But he no longer exists....
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Wha...?
I have no idea what you chaps are on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Doctor Who
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Doctor Who?
I watch that show, but I've never heard of any Rory
(__, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# oh he does :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# But the cracks... They got him..
And noone remembers the barmy Dalek's scheme to blow up the universe(s)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# he's been spotted filming on set in a full roman soldier costume
so I assume he's back in some way towards the finale.
Given the hints about all the races appearing in the finale, it's a fair bet he's back then :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# The plot thickens
Cracks rewriting history?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I don't think people have done any writing for this series, let alone cracks.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# AWESOME THANKS FOR THE SPOILERS, DUDE
(__, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# no problem, would you like some more?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# AWW MAN, YEAH PLEASE
I HEAR THE HOIX ARE BACK.
(__, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# And the weevils
And the blowfish guy
and the daleks
and the judoon
and the old style cybermen
and the new style cybermen

all in the same episode apparently
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I HEAR THE DALEKS ARE EVEN MORE INFLATABLE
(__, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I hear they make things EXPLODE when they shoot them now
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# *obvious Friz/size of face gag here*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Old Style Cybermen isn't true I'm afraid
(__, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# That's fine
I don't know how they would have included them and made them look anything more modern than actors in cheap silver jumpsuits and moon boots.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# As one of the Doctors, you should know anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I'm the Fifth Doctor. Don't spoil Trial of a Time Lord for me, please.
(__, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# the hero gets the pretty girl
...there, I've just ruined 1/2 of the movies that will ever be made
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# third least favorite doctor
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Sylvester McCoy, Colin Baker
are 1 and 2, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# They played this over said episode's Confidential,
my fave song featuring murder n burial ever!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# When you hear it with Right Said Fred,
It makes you wonder if he had a bit of a chip on his shoulder over class...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# rubbish baddies they were
you could see the cutbacks through the holes in the set.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# And the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I liked the weeping angels. all they needed was a baby p and a jade
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# 4eva in R CraX
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I love Karen Gillan
I want to make sweet sweet love to her wirey ginger motte all night long.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# stick a rusty brillo pad on a ripe melon and you're halfway there.
(twattybanjo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Ha!
Creepy...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I like the word "Miasma" it has a pleasing shape.
ha ha and woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# gah
get back in the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Duncan Bannatyne is unimpressed with this idea:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# oofh >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hahah.
I like this. You silly man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# haha, oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# clickin' dis :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# But he had sales projection charts that reached large values
He showed them the graph height.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ooof!
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# ooh - spooky - I Like that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I liked them until - UNTIL - I found out they were god-botherers.
Obviously this doesn't fit in with my defiant, anti-authoritarian posturing, so now I don't like their music any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# They seem like God-botherers in the same way Cartman does in South Park
I'm pretty sure referring to Jesus as "darling" isn't the kind of thing real Bible-fiddlers do
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# In that case, I may give them another try.
But let it be known that they're on a warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I quite like them and my tolerance for god-bothering is phenomenally low
I was more let down when I saw them play "live" and she had a magic piano that made the notes irrespective of what her hands were actually doing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Nick Rhodes invented said piano.
MUSIC SCIENCE FACT*.


*May not be fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# jesus was a terrorist
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# and a racist
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# He was a hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
#
he entered a Temple and began to drive out all the people buying and selling animals for sacrifice.
He then knocked over and smashed the tables of the money changers
and not one of them tried to punch him out?

why?

I'd have parted his plums for him..cheeky upstart

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I'd like to see that
Prodigy69 decking the Son of God. Could earn you a nice mention in the Gospels.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# And lo, he did take the Christ outside
And did upon the bridge of his nose did Glasgow kiss.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# a lo' he did sayeth unto him "Yer maw!"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# totally unfair
it was only because Bethleham FC had just lost 2-1 in the cup final. He was on a raging bender at the time. Bet he didn't remember doing any of it.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# a hippy who kills trees for no reason
Mark 11:12-14
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# yea leave the fig trees alone ya hippy cnut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Jesus was batman

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# no that was Bruce Wayne

*maracas*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I'm a God-botherer
Have you gone off me?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I will if you sing in a pleasingly listenable rock-rap manner giving the impression that you're really anti-authority but in fact are merely peddling the message of THE MAN.
EDIT: or don't match the clothes I wear to portray posturing mentioned above*.

*May contain teenage angst, pretention, and deliciously un-self aware irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# hmm . . . prolly not
*gets inna headlock*

REPENT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# *becomes aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# god phoned, he says stop flicking his ear and ringing his doorbell
he's trying to invent a new wonder being that is half man half woman and half lobster.

He's also obviously inventing the mystical "third half"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Why'd he phone you!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# he phones in mysterious ways
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I bet it was that drawing of Adam Ant
that swayed Him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# bet she tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# they aren't...
I'm sure one of the former members wanted them to go in that direction and that's the reason he left...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Hmm.
I don't want them brainwashing me. I've a very fragile, vulnerable mind, see, and I don't want to accidentally become a Jesus devotee. I mean - what would the neighbours say?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# If their music was good, I wouldn't care what they believe
as long as they're not preaching at me, it's their own business what nonsense they believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# No - absolutely wrong.
It's all about what they believe. Otherwise it will clash with ones other bands and one will look ridiculous.

Music isn't about pleasure, it's about self-portrayal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Argh kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Well this is good and she's hot.
So I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Needs anti-stumping granules.
/sad chemistry joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# SCIENCE

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# 'and now we go over to Simon Hughs for . . . .
. . . his reaction.'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Oh god!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# The ball is fizzing off the pitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Chemistry equipment joke, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I shall let that retort stand.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
# you cann[izzar]ot be serious.
(turbomerl, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Semenary


Click for bigger (338 kb)


Hey.
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Arse Buggery!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# haha
this fits in very well with bennyhillslovechild's recent posts...

Is it set on a rain-soaked bellend though?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Is this officially Arserape Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# ha ha, what goes HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK



Clown sex
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# OR
A gaggle of geeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# ABUSELOLS
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I read your Something Wonderful archive the other day. Fantastic stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# did you find a funny one?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Oooo harnd barg!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuoUwxCLMs
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# just the facts ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Woo!!
Oh, and just one more thing... Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# \o/
Columbo reminds me of my poor dead granny (not in looks, she just watched it A LOT).
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaha buuuurrrn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Hey
Thanks, glad you like it!
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# pfft
I like your comics
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I like this
very Red Meat-esque
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Good stuff - I thought it was going to be the usual
"Well this isn't your lucky day" line
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Well...
It's similar, but I tried to be harsher
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# oooffff Dark!
very very dark.

Can I threadjack?
Are there any B3tards (Regular or Lurker) who live/work in Cardiff (and can find the Castle) want paying for a half days work? Gaz me.
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# does it involve dressing up as a dragon?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# ha ha Sadly not :D
If it invloved Dragon suits I would be there like a shot!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I'm out :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Try Mellicious
She's from Cardiff I think.

I've got a few mates over there who may be interested. What's it involve?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I need (really need) some decent, high resolution photos of the motte from various angles.
It's not worth me going all the way across there, but will pay someone to do it and send me CD with em on.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# In my day 'motte' was a euphemism for pubic mound
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Indeed
I once heard a rather uncouth fellow in my local describe his missus as having a "motte like a bull terrier"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Is that good or bad?
Did he mean it tenaciously holds on to your cock and you can pick her up and swing her around on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# he sounded scared
I assumed it's not good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# ha ha wrong Motte :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Now that's just plain silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# He loves Bailey's
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Just nick 'em off Wikipedia or Twitter or somewhere
then claim they were in the public domain.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# hahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# ning!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Ning!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# NING!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Ning-backatcha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# heheh!
Nings, Bar'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# morning yerself
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# WHEE!
NING NING :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Hallo!

I remember the last time this happened in Guatemala City


Oh, and hello all. How've you been these past weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Hallo! Where've you been...?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Been hiking on Madeira
very relaxing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# What is it about Guatemala?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# It guess it's on some faultlines and it is also highly volcanic
and then there's the tropical storms
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)
# oh my god
funniest one ever.

Mama- weer all Crazee now!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# my favourite is still the hospital one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha Jeezus
the last line killed me :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh these should be a calendar or something, honest to god...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# 100% this ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# People buy Garfield and these are 100% funnier!
Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Or at least www.needapoo.co.uk
so all these can be viewed at leisure.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)
# while doing a poo.

that domain is availible, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# In fact it's why the IPad was invented....
Toilet Browsing!
Edit: PS, @yoursig: I am stalking following you now....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# :D
www.jeremytheannoyinghorse.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Why the hell did I click that?
NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# ......I cleared my cache/history over the weekend.
THAT link was blue.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# That's how he got me, too.
Damn.

Mental note to self: LEARN TO HOVER OVER ALL LINKS
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Oh you absolute cunt!
Just as the fucking boss walked past! :/
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# yay my horse blocker works
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# You have a horse blocker?
No Wai!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# yup no more shit I love horses links for me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Do explain

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# download 'stylish' plugin for flock/firefox
then enter

@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);
@-moz-document domain("b3ta.com") {
a[href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o"] { color: magenta !important }
}


and the fucktards who post horse links won't bother you anymore as the links will be bright magenta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I was going to say it doesn't work
but FWM changed the link.

*awaits next horseshite*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# You can do a "contains" match too-

a[href*="deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses"] - will match all of the top four.

And don't forget www.mofaha.com/b3ta_image_resolver.asp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# CHEDGE!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# hands up all those b3tans Tweeting?
\o
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Me, Sir! Me!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# nope it's gay

/has an account but doesn't use it and someone else took prodigy69
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# \o
bong
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I have an account
but nothing to say for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# ^ what he said.
I'm far too dull to twitter properly :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Hahah
ohmylols
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
All the above^ This is the best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# real lols moment if I had a coffee the monitor would be wearing it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha!!
oh Jeremy :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
I NEED A POO!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I fucking love you.
Oh Jesus - proper office lollery here.

I love you and want to kill you so we can be together.

Oh Jesus - this is good. Almost weeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# *relevances*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Oh man.
That's pretty romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# and a ladder
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Funniest one ever Moley!! Love it!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Oh Jeremy, you scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha! I love this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# genuine glee XD
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# hahahaha
and mega-woo to the other too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# That bit of tail looks like a hand pulling poo out of his bum
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# dear god
that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
"bring a ladder" is going to be appended to all telephonic requests for help now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha !
annoying and potentially unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahah!
outstanding! *clicks!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# this is amazing
plus everytime me daughter fills her nappy she says "Daddy, I done a poo!" and immediately think of Jeremy lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# hahhahaha
splendid as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Oh Jeremy
You made coffee go on my keyboard.

Another comedy triumph!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# i love you
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
Absolutely guffaw inspiring!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you mad
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent even by Jeremy's standards
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha

I did miss this place.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# hahah
unexpected tree lols
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Full o' WOO!
.....and poo too!
(misanthropic_lobster scuttled back to his cave on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# brilliant stuff!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# office lol
FP now :)
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Good old Jeremy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
this stuff is so good. funny (and tragic) thing is that she really reminds me of an ex girlfriend. There was less poo-ing but the eyes and general annoyance level is disturbingly similar...
(turbomerl, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# OMG
Recovers from laughing so hard it hurt. *clicks like crazy*
This'll be FP in 5...4...3...
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# "last frame" KILLER!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# my hero
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha:D
click click
(herman:D, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# YEH!!
It's been too long for another ed of Jeremy

clicks clicks clicks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Oh,
Jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha!
he really is the limit...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Morning! :D


Click for bigger (128 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Nasty hangover :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Why am I looking at pictures of my mum?

*Shopped only please, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
she wishes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Tell her to stop scratching at it and let it scab over! hehe
morning Simon back to the zombies again :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# :D i know these people huh
not really a zombie more of a monster :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# hah a long time politico like yourself knows the old wisdom
it won't get better if you pickett
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# :P Nothing wrong with a good picket
we'd have been out on strike over the Summer if our damn Management hadn't gone and settled for our demands ;) lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# bastards, eh?
Though to be honest I'm fucking glad they did, I don't much fancy having to walk everywhere over summer. When the weather actually arrives its too fucking hot to walk all the way to the top of crookes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# God you students at Crookes are so lazy!
and No we don't do the student £1 fare on the 51 or 40 routes! now we have that clear can you stop asking hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# thats us!
I'm usually a pretty militant walker, but that hill in the rain or heat is fahking brutal.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# That's Sheffield for you 7 Hills and 5 Rivers the Rome of England except without the Gladiators ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# It started as a cold sore
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)
# that actually happened to me once
luckily underneath there was a new face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I encountered a similiar thing with genital herpes.
I'd like to say I was has happy as a dog with two dicks, but it turned out to be just another mouth to feed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Ew.
Ew that's horrid.

Technically in a good way, but it really is horrid. There's something of goatse to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# hehehe
where do you think i got the source from ;) (just kidding) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Goatse sauce.
Better than HP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I liked the first one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# thank you :D
i wasnt happy with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
# would - possible have
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# hehehee
:) Eye socket sex - its the new Anal :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)
# indeed - licking ones lovers eyeball mid coitus
is the only way to show affection, and if her eyeball pops out added bonus
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
and i thought it was confusing before :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# "Use this cream 3 times a day, for 3 weeks, don't pick at it, and it should be back to normal...."
bloody ace work, sir!

nings ya all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# hehehee :) Ning!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Blimey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# :)
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# 'ning!
top chop
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# We're going to need a bigger toothbrush

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# He wanted to share his little tadpoles with her
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# She'll never froget that moment
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I newt you'd say that

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# He's spawned a great many puns
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I am fibbing
/strained....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# That's no swoon
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I think that's toadally reasonable

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# has she got a frog in her throat?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# I suspect she will later on
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# 'Ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# He's practicing his fisting technique for the evening
When he'll be elbow-deep in Val Kilmer.

Because he's gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# He's a man's man and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Val Kilmer's gay?
when did this happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# At Dennis Hopper's bedside.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# A Bed Hopper? Gay and Promiscuous! I'm telling the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# When I read Val Kilmer then I couldn't help but read it as Swafega - perhaps it's all the same thing in the end ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# That aircraft is the wrong colour
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# top gun was shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# It's a manly film, about manly men
who enjoy the manly company of other manly men.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# it's gay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Not as gay as 300
tho that's sorta knowingly closet...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Does it rhyme with "fears" or with "bears"?

Answers on a postcard please...

'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Shopped pics only, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Your mum's a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# But she's black?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# omg blk ppl cn b rcilist 2 u dik omg lol!!!!!!!!11!!1!1!!!1!!!!!1!1!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# haha
*slipis one in*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Ouch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# I has CS5. Is nice! Not that it's improved my drawing skills any, mind:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Good nings!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Merry 'Ning to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Grr.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Er ... whut? You no like Mary Hinge?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# bestest of all the Spoons
no, I'm just jealous at your CS5 :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# I don't like the close and minimise/maximise buttons on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# does it still have content aware Image resizing?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Apparently
Though I have yet to partake of this dark magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# it is indeed dark magic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# What - it can make gay men straight?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I can't see what you have done to that photo - did you make him a little taller?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# And being mistaken for a "blow-up-sex-chess-pawn"
She hates that too :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Actually she finds that quite amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
# "Oh how we laughed"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# "Needless to say"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# "It just goes to show"
I have never really understood ^that^ phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# "all's well that ends well"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# "Stands to reason"
Doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)
# I'm not a racist, but ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Sex-Chess
Is my favourite past time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# *Tires to make sexual joke relating to chess moves.....* fails
God, I'm suffering from a surfiet of Ennui today...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# is that just a smidgeon of surfing?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I need to be outside!
I am sodding it all in and going for a drive/walk
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Do you make your own pawnos?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Yeah, the most recent was a gay pawno
when you get to the end, they all turn into queens
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Soundtrack by Gladys Knight.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Bishop takes queen
horsey takes bishop
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# what a cupid stunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
# All in the best possible taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I really do aim to do something spectacular next year for Mrs Vagabond on Valentine's day
Simply so that I can refer to it as this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# parachute into a horses anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Did that last year.
It inspired FWM's strip "Jeremy The Annoying Horse".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# She loves to spoon though.
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Good ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)
# HAPPY WEEK OFF EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# You mean to tell me that Mary Hinge has been a transexual all this time?
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Yoonerisms...Spay!
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:20, archived)
# Complex!
About four more panels of no conversation, then the priest says 'How much?' and the man says '10% of next week's offerings', and they both laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:40, archived)
# And the man asks, "Hey do you have any young girls to offer"?
And the priest says "No, I cannot offer any young."
And the man says, "Don't tell me there is nothing. Can you offer anyone, at all?"
And the priest says "Nun."
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:45, archived)
# Oh man this is sick.
Well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 7:43, archived)
# D-:
that's a one-way ticket methinks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 7:58, archived)
# ooofff, You bad bad man...
Oh, and in other news.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:02, archived)
# It's been Delayed. Got stuck behind the slow moving Sunday on the M31
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:23, archived)
# Well it better turn up soon
I need the time it contains!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:25, archived)
# you've also just got me stuck
If I hadn't logged in to twitter and seen your tweet there, I would be still thinking it WAS Monday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:29, archived)
# The utter gittish-ness of it will be on Friday
When I'm thinking "Ah, it's Thursday! Still got another day left of work to finish this......OH CRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:30, archived)
# I've just been given a job brief that's beyond my technical expertise
bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:32, archived)
# I was about to ask that....
What's the collabaration require?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:32, archived)
# see Twitter
for cross-medium communication confusion

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:40, archived)
# ha ha and mine in return
*it's like having a 4 dimensional conversation*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:42, archived)
# *send replies via email, text and msn*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)
# You're complaining about a 4-day week?
You freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# it feels like a bank holiday monday
because it is raining outside.

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:36, archived)
# Oh bugger
I left the washing out


NING!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)
# maybe it's notraining up t'north.
bwhahahaha, not raining up north indeed.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Happy Candlemass!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# CVanfkg
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# cretin hop
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:19, archived)
# I've ridden the subtle ship, and these are some rough waters, but
I've always wished I was at that party.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:31, archived)
# PARTY?
meowies.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/1M/1402
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:36, archived)
# Meow!
Keep this up and we'll have to obtain a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 6:41, archived)
# I say
that cat's tail is off!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 7:59, archived)
# And now for something completely different...
...
anyone remember this? www.b3ta.com/board/9764359

TOPICAL
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:21, archived)
# Y Fank U!
I sent it into the Greenpeace 'Redesign the BP logo' compo too: www.greenpeace.org.uk/files/tarsands/logo-competition.html
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# "Fancy a tit wank love, only £500,000."
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 3:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
Fucking hell! You made David Coulthard sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 3:57, archived)
# Thank you for my new sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 4:08, archived)
# haha
You're most welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 4:46, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 4:04, archived)
# the middle looks warm and inviting
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 4:06, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 4:07, archived)
[challenge entry] what a pair!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 4:22, archived)
# St Trinians headmistress ?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 4:49, archived)
# i'm not sure she has the £500K
to pay me for the use of my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)

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