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# b3ta newsletter subjectline compo
Use your fingers
to write some zingers
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# My dick is 5 feet wide
as big as a city bus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Cock Friday...Taste it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Taste the rainbow of fruit flavours
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Breaking News: B3ta's Rome Office closed by Pope
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Ryan Giggs goes to the shops to buy dishwasher tablets
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# OBAMA BARBIE BIG SONG (and dance).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# The Slap of Naked Flesh Proclaimed An Orgy In The Lighthouse.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Quornburgers 'vindicated' in dropping Giggs from ad campaign all those years ago.
"I feel cheapened" says man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# SOMETHING SOMETHING BISCUITS...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Coom bak sherril, oll is forgeven like.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# hahahaha
took me a couple of reads to translate that :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha! Reminded me of
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Suck my poison you muva
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
#
B3ta has learned that ████████ has been ██████ with ███████ using a ████████!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
#
With a ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€ up the ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€ of a ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# You've been Euro'd
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# NO WAI...!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# YES, WAI, DUDE!
*needs to see Bill and Ted again*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ^Definitely this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Exploding on to Friday like Randy Savage's heart
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 27 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Paul_P off work on a friday for a long weekend
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# FLIPPING BURGERS WITH YOUR HEAD OF STATE
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Post-rapture edition
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# this one please
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# wouldn't it also be a pre-rapture edition with the revised date? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Tell randy savage that :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# this is all the last week amounted to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Ratko Mladic's favourite wank mag
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# HIDING IN THE SHED LIKE A SERB WAR CRIMINAL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Fuck The Mossos
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Free Guinness with every state visit to Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# FIFA - WARREN OF CORRUPT BRIBE TAKERS NON-SHOCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# all the latest virals in this weeks measles packed issue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# RYAN GIGGS RYAN GIGGS RYAN GIGGS RYAN GIGGS
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# HERE'S YOUR £100,000, YOU ROPEY WELSH SLAPPER
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Charlotte Church?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Oh - I just don't fucking care.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Sri Lanka currently 265/5
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# In ur Skype account leching at ur mum
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Sending Back Coles to Newcastle since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# HIGNFY - Have I Got Newsletter for You
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Steve Bally-steeros - alwayz inn ar hartz
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Just in case you've been locked in a basement for the last 10 years ........It was Ryan Gigs.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
#
Ryan Giggs his sled
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# We're as dangerous as Marmite in Denmark
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Post rapture consolation prize for all you sinners
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# *recurses*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# fuck
fuck again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Borag thung?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I was thinking more Mexican Wrestler
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Totally!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I just made it up...it's not based on anything really.
IN OTHER NEWS: I actually made an art sale last night!... \o/ ...I can't show you guys the work or disclose any information about it, but fuck it... I made a sale! Woo Hoo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Gratz, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# The first of many
if there's any justice
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I was actually thinking
"Splundig vur thrigg" but I know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# i like this
and by way of expressing my appreciation, I shall have it tattooed to my face
or i may just click i like this. i haven't decided which yet
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Oh, I like this.
Very much.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Edited by popular demand.

Well to abate sarcasm and stuff.
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# We could point you at the FAQ
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.


Can I post this great link that I found?
We are always happy to see new and cool content on the links board, but it's best to make sure we haven't seen it already by using the search feature. It can be a bit annoying when dozens of people all post a link to the same site on the same day (it does happen). The search page can always be reached from the 'search' link at the top of any messageboard.

If you have found a picture you absolutely have to share with the board, please host it on your own webspace, or post it as a link. Posting an image hosted on somebody else's web space is not a very polite thing to do and we hate it when people do it to us.

Oh... and please never try to claim somebody else's work as your own. You will almost certainly be found out and end up looking very silly if you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I've got a GIF too:



edit for replacement image: Hahahah! Brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# i think you'll find someone has already done her wanking it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# a) whoareweyouranimatingbitch?
b) FAQ about the fucking massive file size and posting other peoples stuff
and c) it's already been done repeatedly

please edit this to a link for the poor sods viewing on their phones and stuff, especially as it will just encourage people to repost lots of huge fail animations in a non ironic manner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# leave fail animations alone!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# as long as they're small and don't massively outweigh the problem they are complaining about I will
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I think there is a much greater problem.
People looking at b3ta on their phones. If I looked at b3ta on my phone, I would rapidly accelerate the development of glaucoma. I will continue to support the destruction of smartphone user's online experience until I have enough income to afford an upgrade from my 10 year old sony ericsson. Thereafter, I reserve the right to be righteously miffed with 200k+ anims.

Edit: just checked the op... 2MB??? Sweet murderfudgery
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# done this ages ago
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# she's got a tight grip on my old fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# you can see that she's glad when it misses her face
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I love Holly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# 3 years, 1 month and 19 days
ಠ_ಠ
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Guaranteed..
We will all make ourselves look like retards at some point in life, if this is it then ... win
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Anim tips
1. have a wank
2. make the gif of it
3. splice the two together using photoshop or borrow Jeff Goldblum's transporter
4. ...
5. Post on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Classic troll is classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Lol
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I can repost from the other day, if it's any help?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Fuck
there goes my offices bandwidth for the year!

!!PLEASE LINK THIS NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Why, I can make a Hat, or a Brooch... Or a Pterodactyl!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Do the Pterodactyl!!!
Please Archie, please!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# *walks like a dinosaur*
/am I following you on twitter? I can never remember
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# I don't know - are you?
This could go on for some time...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I'd have a look, but you're closer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Well, I'm following you...
Seems like a place to start, eh?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Best not, eh?
Sunstantial amount of fail going on here; Not least for the massive filesize.

Edit: Now delete the post - I dare you!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# how big is it?
i'm using chrome and so far as i can tell, in their infinite wisdom google have made sure that if i click on "inspect element" i get reams of useless shit about the html and no information on the actual picture
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# It's about 2MB
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# fuck me
no wonder everyone's pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# hehe...quite
It's that - along with the multi-combo of leeching the pic from somewhere else, not having dicked with it at all, and basically failing in a highly epic manner all round.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# It's not even loading here.
I'm assuming it's been etched onto slates which are then mailed via UPS at a rate of one frame per hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Not too far from the truth, as it happens
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# It contains Holly Willoughby, so I was distracted for a while.
After I'd come, I realised it was 2MB. Please add my name to the list of signatories to this fail. I hope that by adding my name to the list, it will serve to further infuriate those who spend a lot of time and effort on a picture/anim, only to get a handful of comments. I can only imagine how it must feel for them to see a fucktard post a DVD-sized gif and receive a mountain of fanmail.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# She is rather lovely.
I completely understand.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Please take a ticket...
The board page is over 4MB without the anim.
Surely hatemail is more like what it was, but since the rapture never happened its not that bad in the grand scheme of things, although you would think that I just summoned the rapture all by myself.
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# So, your idea to add 50% more page-weight, in one single animation
was all part of the plan?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Nah
The 4MB is an observation, this page is hardly light, so all the whining about mobile phones and stuff, well it has merit but its hardly a 10 fold increase.

But still, I cocked up anyway for some reason.
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# anyone looking at b3ta on a mobile phone
is asking for fucking enormous data charges and frankly deserves what they get. but there are people on capped broadband and b3ta alone can use up quite a bit of that.

plus i tend to feel it's just simple reasonable manners to optimise something as far as possible. alas, they raised the file-size "limit" from an arbitrary 50k to an equally arbitrary 100k, so everyone posts pictures that are a WHOLE 100k big!!!! there's no craftsmanship anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Its funny
because I optimise all my jpegs and pngs. Even thinking about efficient packet loading.
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# i'm lazy
i just throw them up at as near to 100k as i can be bothered to make them. and i'm too lazy to make animations. i've avoided flaming so far. i just tend to get ignored instead.

life is hard.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# not true
I have unlimited data as do most current contracts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I know what we could do with this
click to hide it


*edit

Guess this was the best conclusion to the incident
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Bigger than a moon, you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADBMYOsUApY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Bumblecat is unimpressed

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Have a lol
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Buzzy-cat, buzzy-cat Iove you!
yes I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# what did I miss?

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# 2mb, un-edited, leeched gif of Holly Willoughby shaking some exercise thingy.
The request that came with it was for us to do something with it.
People then wrote things, opinions were expressed, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# You missed out the bit when it was explained that
Rosebud was his sled.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# It got burned.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# SPOILERS YOU FUCKER
Next you'll be announcing how Harry is the last Horcrux and impales himself on the sword of gryffindor
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Shhhh - no-one noticed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Sounds like
There may be a day of mourning for the lost bandwidth and stuff, and a coffee morning to raise funds for sick children or something.

"People then wrote things, opinions were expressed, etc." -- very politely put.
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Thank you Mr beermatt!
Happiness has been restored.
I can now enjoy my weekend *rawks out*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# o hai!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Data Analysing Robot Youth Lifeform.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Dribbling Affectionate Retard Yearns Love?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# I'm frozen
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# The slightly more sentimental sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahahahah! perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# In space no one can hear you belm.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I know I saw this several times back in the day, but I cannot remember anything of it now....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I remember seeing it and thinking it was a bit rubbish
but I too have no other memories of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# What I do remember was at the time thinking "Flight of the Navigator is better"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# "Compliance!"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Boy designed as weapon becomes a real boy and decides not to fly stealth bombers, anymore.
The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha -"Pinocchio of the Future"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# And they said the art of precis was dead...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# they should have just made it as a box.
that would have avoided any of that lost android situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# They did that in 2001; look what happened to Hal....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# He
did his best to obey his programme and complete the mission, regardlless of all the annoying wetware trying to stop him.

What's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
# i remember him falling in a swimming pool and shorting out.
but they rebooted him and all was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Looks like the film was made in1985. I bet he was so advanced he had a full 520k of memory
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Man, you never use that kind of capacity
that's just going overboard.

i still have my amiga 1000 with an 80MB hard drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# 80MB?
Pah.

I remember when a hard drive was still called ROM and my ZX81 (in the loft somewhere) had 8kb of the stuff and our dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt. If we were lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# i remember using banks of reel to reel tape
that took up an entire floor of the building.

and daisy wheel printers flying through reams of perf paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Eh, we 'ad to build our own programmable devices from building blocks...
www.peeron.com/scans/8888-1/78
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# And why not....

any excuse to 'shop fiona bruce....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# you'll like this then...
img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/coda_coda/0000-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Phwooaaaarrr.
*winks back
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# ham sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# She has a massive face
Far too much head for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# *makes obvious blow job related reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# gah!
too slow, as ever..
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# as long she sped up toward the end
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# *ahem*
Would you all excuse me for few moments?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# 'Fiona Bruce'
'far too much head'

*goes into reverie*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Yay for cameltoe!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# She's holding a picture of Lionel Ritchie?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Friday shenanigans.
Ah, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Aha!
The old boot polish on the telescope eye-piece trick. Never fails to raise a chortle out of Lord Snooty and pals.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
she's a total milf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Sexeh Htlr Tiem?
(SSSSSSSSSS, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I'm the sex fuhrer baby
I'm the love dictator...


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Blitzkrieg Romance
I'm A Cool Dominator...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# You're a disco reptile, a funky alligator
I can't believe this is still stuck in my head from yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Well I'm A Hot Dog Daddy Up On Your Knees
I watched the video twice, then listened to it on my itunes playlist :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I dont think it is, no.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# *checks watch*
Already? I've not even had lunch yet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Consider it an aperitif
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Naughty old hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Loved in Albania...........
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Could I have three olives in that Martini please, Adolf?
I feel rather soiled for typing that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Judging from your profile, you're Sexy Hitler..
.. and you're back!
Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I concur with this summary of the available facts.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# is sexy hitler someone i should be familiar with?
because he has made no marked impression upon me
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I have no idea.
His/her choice of words made me suspect they might know the ways of b3ta, so I checked their profile and the only piece of information is from last week's "Trolls" QOTW - where he/she states, categorically, that they are back.
My assumption, and it is just that, is that this person has been here before, and probably got banned.
And if I'm wrong.. well, I'll just spend the weekend drinking, by way of penance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# What's all this shit then?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I think I'll /ignore for future reference
Hello baby, what's your site
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 27 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# All kinds of RIS happening here...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# I think last week's QOTW has fired a few comedy accounts into action.
Unfortunately, most of them couldn't post until this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# ugh.... Still, it could be worse - it could be half term.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# it's Pat Sharp
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
#
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Ralibut?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Rab?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Ripper?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Rurbot?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# I won't add any herbs or seasonings
There's a thyme and plaice for things like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Oh good grief!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# R Plaice
In the middle of our street?
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# *excited clapping*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Isn't it always?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Needs more Lemington Spa
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] PEASPUDDING!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha! Silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# But who is your favourite dictator?


Questionable kill figures all round, the internet is such an unreliable place
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Htlr...?
...that's just lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha, great work
It should be saying: "IT WAS GIGGS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# *roffles*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# hahahahaha! fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Pfft.
Are any b3tans actually on Twitter?
I only know two people that use it, and they only took it up 'cos their teenage kids created accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Loads of us
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Is it just a glorified version of the Facebook status, or does it have genuine merits?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# For me, It's like /links but from celebs posting their newest material
interesting political issues, videos and occasionally chatting
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# It takes a while to see them, but it does have a few merits,
and I must admit, I'm a bit of a twitter convert (mainly through the ease of using tweetdeck)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Managed to get international roaming switched on
on my phone by DM-ing Orange Customer Services' twitter account. I was mightily impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I thought tweetdeck was confusing to start off
but am a convert - wonder what twitter will do with it now they've bought it?...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Hmm. Food for thought - cheers, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I'm there
see profile for details
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Cheers, Griffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# for me, it useless for putting my own stuff out there.
Since I spend much of my day driving from job to job, I will occasionally view the traffic updates from a local radio station.

It's like texting nobody in particular, but if someone wants to read it, they may.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# I find it's just one more thing to check
I haven't been on there for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# yep - I'm on there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# *stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# you already do :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Ok, then...
*stalks even more*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# hooray
*does secret b3ta clique handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# And now, the weather forecast, sponsored by Riverghost...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# pffft
*chokes*

First class ticket to Dottingham please...

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Oh bloody hell!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# From the director of You've got Mail
This image is so very true =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 27 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] we all like a biscuit right, but we know when we've reached our limit. Well some people don't.
some people push biscuits too far, chasing that wafer dragon in search of a bigger thrill.

Don't turn a blind eye to the awful truth that is causing families to break apart like a delicious, crumbly hob nob
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# \o/
I have never understood the Northern English phrase "biscuit-ersed" meaning, I think, "miserable".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# It's a reference to people who like to dunk their bottoms in your dinner.
Mmm. Gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
# OK ...
It strikes me that there is a significant body of evidence to back a claim that anyone who lives north of the M25 is really quite fucking weird, and should probably be shot, for safety's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Seconded.
After we're done we can concrete The North over and use it as a big car park!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 27 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Bindun
Birmingham
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# ^ this
with added 'The Horror, The Horror'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Man
he just keeps going!

-- Nice work.
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Have you been watching me eat biscuits?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 27 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Lovely biss-kwits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Gandalf would leave the fellowship for a pack of these . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# hahhhahhhahhahh
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# The Knob-it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Wouldn't a Hobbit nob be bigger?
They do have large feet...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# You should realise that...
when referring to the sexual organ of the male Hobbit, it should be spelled with a silent K, i.e. Knobs.


ChORColate tips! Oh my.
(FAQ, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Referring to what you say? How rude
They're merely biscuits "like" hobnobs that the Hobbits make. Knobs indeed, HOW BLOODY RUDE! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# This is what the initiation ritual of the tea party must be like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# I love this....
I love Happy Toast
I love Horses
and I love b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Biscuitboarding
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Long pig foie gras
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I really want one of those never-ending biscuit dispensing pipes :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# But the Frogs love their pate de fois gras
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# That's some rumbling gut-action going on there!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Lovely
how many times will count if I click more than once
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 27 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Much Awesomeness here
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# this is how i make my own fois gras
from people i capture.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I'm full!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha! This is great Toasty.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Ryan Figs?

Cheap fig rolls + one knife + one set of teeth = topical biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# This is fucking aw
esome
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# brilliant
you talented git!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Thanks sir
thought I'd need more Fig Rolls to do it. Only used about 9 in the end! 2 packs at 45p in Stainsberries and 20 minutes nibbling/hacking later!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# haha, cheers sir
You'll be pleased to know my eldest asked me to buy him a Celtic jersey this morning as his best mate's dad's a big fan. You done celebrating yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# not really much celebrating to be honest as we handed the other mob the title,
but it's nice to hear of another Celtic supporter in the world :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Brilliant *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# That's marvellous.
Clever bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Superb!
Now do Imogen.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Imogen tart?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# :D
Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# thanks sir
'tis a star of prue beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# impressively done
mmm fig rolls
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# cheers Doc
But I'm a little sick of the figs myself now. Lost 2 in action and nibbled a hell of a lot of corners/cut-outs. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Blimey Q, that's amazing.
that's amazing.Very very clever.
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Not really, but thanks
Was going through the biscuit range in my head and Fig's Giggs just jumped out? But thank you for your kind words Lord Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Fantastic!

Ok, came back to comment on this again. One of the best FPs I've seen in ages. Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Cheers mate
Always an honour to make something FP-worthy!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Crumbs, DM! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
Sticky figgin' crumbs indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Nice Figs :D
(herman:D, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Love that Herman
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Click
Woosome!!
(Tivert, Sat 28 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:00, archived)
# That...
...is amazing.
(Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Sat 28 May 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Bet you enjoyed making that
Om nom nom!

Looks even better through scrunched-up eyes (no not closed eyes, I'm trying to be complimentary here. Speaking of which, what's next? Reckon one box is enough to recreate the entire A (fter 8) Team?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 30 May 2011, 2:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Cary Grant being chased by the 'plain' biscuit.

(sjmleicester, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Seamless
Not meaning to be an arse, but isn't that a chocolate flavoured Bourbon?
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# De plane!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# :D
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Run Cary, Run!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Keep on Runnin'
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# and again...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Again again
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Te-he
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Heaven knows what happens if you 'dunk em'?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
# mmmmm filling
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# i have no idea why i made it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Been watching...
any Monty Python recently?
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# nope
just a randimaginator inspired piece of....um.... BEAUTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# 8D
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# A blow job with disastrous & hilarious consequences
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
mind if i drop this here...didnt want to start a new thread....Whilst searching for inspiration for the challenge..I found these REAL unfortunately named bikkies www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/media/noblice2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# i think i saw those in the czech republic last time i went
SENDVICH KEKS!

they actually look quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Meanwhile, in Norway...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# That's great...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Kjekssjokolade!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Does anyone make a chutney-filled biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I'm not sure the world is ready for such a thing!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# MMMM Chutney bikkies
www.forkspoonnknife.com/2010/03/of-chai-and-friendship.html
Candied Lemon & Fig Chutney Biscuits

1-1/2 cups Bisquik mix
2 T canola oil
1/4 tsp baking powder
2-1/2 T Chutney (you can use any savory or sweet flavor you like)
1/2 cup milk

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Good nings, you beautiful weirdos! Have CFB:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Well, I did wear this shirt especially for you...
*does a twirl*

Great pic, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Ronnie Barker's ghost?
I like this.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Cool

The rain's pouring into his coat though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# why is it, etc, etc...

and it's good night from me...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Is he wearing Eric Morcombe glasses?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 27 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Nice stuff
Eric Morecambe in the rain, tra-la-la-la-la!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# very nice, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Should we have coffee frequently is it good for health?
pour effective feedback!
(sallyfoote011, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:55, archived)
# Frequent coffe is a good thing but...
WHERE'S THE SODDING PICTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Daft Divot?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
I love the way these shite posts get more responces that images that took hour to do...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Sell me Nikes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Oh well, if you insist...
*grudgingly sells sweatshop constructed sports footwear*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:41, archived)
# this is the massivest coincidence ever
so much so that I suspect something fishy

like a fish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# The most massive coincidence being
that both of these accounts are of the same age / userid range
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:02, archived)
# isn't that strange
they should get together and pool their research...over a coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Americano?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I've been looking at your bovenzijde and couldn't find your houdbaarheidsdatum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
# It's tattooed just next to my 3rd buttock.
*tsk*
Obvious, really!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:54, archived)
# If that's your bovenzijde...

nevermind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Don't you get tricksy with me, young Mr Cre!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Never.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Can you tell me where I can get cheap meds pls!!?!!?!!!11111one
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# that's not the kind of information that's just given out freely on the internet, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Sallyfoote101, did you know you joined b3ta on exactly the same day as derrekmurphy01?
That's a remarkable and heartwarming coincidence, do you not agree. Let's hug!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:01, archived)
# I've heard that Sallyfoote101 will do more than hug
It says in the toilets that she'll suck you off for a bourbon cream and let you do her in the wrong 'un got a couple of hobnobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# As this appears to be one of "those" threads, here is a photo of my first attempt to paint something with oils... This is just an experiment for now :D
It's a bit odd having spent so much time with acrylics to change to oils.. Base colour is being put in, I'll do the detail and fine work after it's dryed a bit!



Click for bigger (492 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:02, archived)
# oooh that's v good
although you may find yourself drippings viz goo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:03, archived)
# ta :D
We're all just like the buzzing of flies to him, though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Your 1st attempt at oils!!!! Bloody hell
thass a bit good innit, you talented swine.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Cheers MoC!
I'd love to get an eight foot canvas and do the full thing. Problem is, where the hell can you fit an 8ft canvas, and I'd probably need a mortgage to cover the cost of the paint, brushes and canvas...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Triptych?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:41, archived)
# If I did it, it would have to be a perfect match for the original - namely one whole canvas
Although the original was just a photo that was painted over in areas and varnished to look like a painting.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Whoah, that looks smashing!

Hello theoriginalsteve
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Howdies Medi! Thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Dude, this is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# mucho thanks, Cap'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Wow that's amazing :-D
also: VEY AM I DRIPPINGS WITH GOO?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# You had a violent prolonged transformative psychic episode.
Cheers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Crikey Stevie.
That's looking rather splendid.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Thankies, Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Is this Michael Jackson half way through his "illness"
woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:17, archived)
# "Well it's not Gainsborough's Blue Boy, here..."
Thanks TTO :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Bloody Hell Steve,
That's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:45, archived)
# thanks JPG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# How much do you want for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# for the entrapment, we're gonna ask you for 4 big ones, $4,000 for that, but we are having a special this week on proton charging, and storage of the beast, so we are gonna ask for $1,000
not thought about selling it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# fuckaduck!! that's a bit good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Thanks Proj!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Oh my god!
That's just too good! How big is it?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Cheers :D It's only an A4 section of the original (I work it out the complete thing be 8ft by 5.3ft)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# just go to this
It's bloody awesome steve - much, much better than my acrylics
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# ta, Freebs! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Command me lord!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# "On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# FUCK ON A BOAT AT SEA!
That is tootingly awesome.

I'll give you some of my casserole when it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# haha! Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Really nice work sir!
Love oils myself. You'll soon prefer them to the lesser acrylic, trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Thanks, Q'! I still love acrylic as I find it perfect for super-detailed Wildlife stuff that I do... Oil is fantastic, though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Crikey. If somebody asks you, if you are a god, you say 'YES'!
That's rather bordering on a tad impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# "Right, this chick is TOAST!"
cheers Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Finish it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I will! Then I'll think about doing the whole painting.
(but I probably won;t be able to for a long time :( )
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# That looks fucking brilliant.
As someone just dabbling with oils I must urge you to try the whole thing. Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 29 May 2011, 3:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Ha-ha! Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# This is a perfact start to the day.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Coffee is satans semen
I hope you get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Are you coming on to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Oh, you....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Here, wear this red shirt....
wear this red shirt....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha! YES!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Turing test fail
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Only if you dunk a biscuit in it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# you're my new favourite
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# As regards this.
Best not, eh?

*clicks fingers*

Aha - time for a latte, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# yes
i can sell you wholesale coffe at trade prices.

it is fair trade and i rarely abuse the farmers and their familys.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Unless they ask nicely, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# no, they are all time with the screaming, captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# I love the sound of screaming peasants in the morning.
That and a coffee made with the tears of orphans.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# ooh, I bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# i can't start my day any other way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Effective feedback?
\talk
Have just seen the below post and as the great Bill Hicks once said
"By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising...kill yourself."
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I DRANK TOO MUCH COFFEE NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT WITH MY FOOD

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Should we have coffee frequently is it good for health?
(derrekmurphy01, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Where is my goddamn picture, you lousy bum?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:51, archived)
# troll or incompetent?
lets let the angry crowd decide
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:52, archived)
# RRRaaaarrrrrrrr...
burning pitchfor...oh fuck it, I'm too tired. I drove through Derbyshire yesterday under what must have been the most apocalyptic thunder/rains storm I have EVER seen. It was 4 in the afternoon and almost night time black, and rain? Jeebus did it ever! I was a tiny bit scared And now today, I am tired.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:56, archived)
# *prescribes a lie-down followed by beer and another lie-down*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:02, archived)
# *takes prescription and rushes to chemists for beer and a "lie-down"*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Welcome to Derbyshire
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 27 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Honestly, I left Matlock and I thought the world was ending!
(no slur on Matlock of course)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Troll.
Look:
*pokes troll*
See?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Bum Him!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] repost from 2003 for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Well, your question appears to be lacking in certain important respects.
There is a notable lack of punctuation, the grammar is rather poor and more significantly you appear to be a fucking troll. Close the door after you on the way out, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:48, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# ITS FRIDAY!
And a BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND! Have a nice long groan!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Bank Holiday? Shit.
*starts drinking*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:33, archived)
# ^ This...
Ning Captin, ning dogbomb!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:50, archived)
# 'Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:52, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Hola!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# He needs Key hole surgery
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:40, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Happy Birthday to today VAG CREAMS...
Cilla Black & Christopher Lee
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 7:07, archived)
# Oh and not forgeting Denise Van Outen.


* It is also Jamie Olivers Birthday today but I haven't done him because he is a complete cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 7:09, archived)
# Mmm...
...van outen
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Morning sir

For some reason, this made me think of Rebecca de Ruvo. Now there's a blast from the past.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:52, archived)
# * Googles - Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Goodness, that really is a blast from the past!
A fine looking woman in her day.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Christopher Lee ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Cilla is going to eat my fucking face, I can tell.
Yay for Lee!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 27 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Cilla reminds me of this:


(whatever that is)
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 27 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# * Shudders
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Well scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# It's horrible, isn't it?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 27 May 2011, 8:48, archived)
# It's the kind of thing that shuffles out of the shadows in the corner of your room at 4am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# I want a potato
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Uncanny Valley
Thats what it is...
Reminds me of a dog... or a dinosaur.
(beerMatt, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 5:35, archived)
# i see the root of the problem
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 May 2011, 5:47, archived)
# Hello Mofaha from b3ta
My mouth is being singed by ginger as I type this. You have mental telepathy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 27 May 2011, 5:52, archived)
# Hello there cowcat
What are you eating exactly? The telepathy thing is a bit unreliable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 5:57, archived)
# Here is actual proof.
Gnawing and typing and mouth burning
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:07, archived)
# is that a milling machine? if so why?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 May 2011, 6:10, archived)
# Oh it's definitely ginger.
Or possibly a garlic bulb.
But definitely not a windmill.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:12, archived)
# My bedroom consists of welders, machine tools, bikes, and a bed.
I'm an evil inventor. And bike rider.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:13, archived)
# your bedroom sounds amazing!!!
As a girl, I wish more men's bedrooms were like this.
I can't get my motorbike up the stairs otherwise it would be in my bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 27 May 2011, 7:25, archived)
# and I see you have the machine for stapling your four-skin to the table...
"That's my very favourite machine"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 7:54, archived)
# Ah, you're eating it raw!
That explains why I was able to sense it remotely: it's in its purest form, so it sends out a stronger signal.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:10, archived)
# Raw Ginger . . .
I've been nibbling a pickled habanero, but I think that you win this round, if only for dedication.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Iwo Ginger
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 May 2011, 5:56, archived)
# Funny enough
I saw that too.
Ginger root seems to be the scribble of the vegetable kingdom. Or perhaps the doodle. I downloaded lots of ginger root pics last week, and they're often very suggestive of other things.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:00, archived)
# Yeah I got some a while back that looked and tasted exactly like a bulb of garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:01, archived)
# Allow me to suggest the following:
something which looks and tastes exactly like a bulb of garlic is either
1) a bulb of garlic, or
2) some ginger root that isn't really concentrating
What do you think? I'm not saying it's a manifesto as such, but it's a start.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:03, archived)
# It's funny you mention that
I got another ginger root that was round and when I cracked it open it had egg in it.

Ginger is pretty crazy stuff man
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:21, archived)
# ^ Racist
* What have Gingers ever done to you!

EDIT: Also Ning mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:01, archived)
# Hello there.
I want to take this opportunity to say that some of my best friends are creepy gingers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:04, archived)
# Pfffftt...
best only
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 May 2011, 6:41, archived)
# I C U
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 May 2011, 7:25, archived)
# #
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Ginger's eye ... nope lost it.
Grumble.
(Silver Retriever, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:04, archived)
# i'm so board
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 May 2011, 4:04, archived)
# i think it may be crying out for some dice and a blue hat
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 May 2011, 4:09, archived)
# or
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 4:18, archived)
# ha ha!
he's gone viral!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 May 2011, 5:46, archived)
# NING REAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 4:58, archived)
# Let's just remove those panties shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 5:37, archived)
#
Are you sure you want to remove this folder and all it's contents?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 May 2011, 5:45, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 May 2011, 5:46, archived)
# I'm curious to the original source of that GIF.
Purely for Scientific purposes, you understand...
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 27 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 2:54, archived)
# good aids or bad aids?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 27 May 2011, 2:57, archived)
# AIDS IS ALWAYS GOOD
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 May 2011, 3:01, archived)
#
Not always
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 3:02, archived)
# That's a single case.
I hope they don't get their blood spilled over me, though.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Especially if you're yawning.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 3:21, archived)
# "Oh, that's alright, dear, at our age. I have acute angina."
"Glad to hear it, my darling, 'cos you've got fucking horrible tits."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 27 May 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Right time for a cancer.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 May 2011, 4:02, archived)
# cheerios variety aids?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 May 2011, 3:27, archived)
# They turn the milk green.
It's very appetizing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 May 2011, 3:29, archived)
# but do they have the right balance of milk absorption?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 May 2011, 4:03, archived)
[challenge entry] prob been done
(batey, Fri 27 May 2011, 2:48, archived)
# :p
I thought about it once, but the wife refused to clean the pan
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 May 2011, 2:49, archived)
# Biscuit
bu-cake
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 May 2011, 2:54, archived)
# ha ha :)
(batey, Fri 27 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
# shame dude :( was tryin to work gingy into the
giant scene at the beginning of beavis and butt-head do america, got frustrated hence this :/
(batey, Fri 27 May 2011, 2:55, archived)
# IT'S BEEN DONE WHERE i LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 May 2011, 2:55, archived)
# I know, while you were at work
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 May 2011, 3:27, archived)

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